i have one purpose in life and it is to capture wool

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[@mattupa100]

Technoblade: You took everything from me! Mr. Quibbler: I don't even know who you are

[@theguardiandex]

You will....

[@operatorismail6038]

Shaf

[@keiththekrispykremekiller9769]

Watch my minecraft video plz

[@keiththekrispykremekiller9769]

I need clout

[@gavinm3328]

In the end he no u’s him

[@diamondanon]

He places more wood when threatened than a fortnite player

[@fallingskies8991]

“When threatened” makes him sound like a rare amazon river animal from a David Attenborough narration

[@ocomic9131]

when frightened by another animal

[@Zxian61]

“This is the incredible reaction of the rare amazon river animal known as Technoblade when provoked.”

[@Dumbsourplum]

I feel like Building In Minecraft Pvp has more effect than fortnite

[@RedditOG]

@@fallingskies8991 that’s oddly specific

[@AshkoreCrowl]

Technoblade: "Dies" Also Technoblade: *C a l c u l a t e d*

[@baterwottle2400]

Its all part of his master plan

[@NeedlessTv_]

But I thought techboblade never dies!

[@Silver-hz2nc]

NeedlessTv‎ Official he doesn’t, your video obviously was having some visual glitches

[@Phantom90987]

NeedlessTv‎ Official he didn’t die he atretegically jumped off so he could respawn faster

[@feebaskishibe2628]

MTA Denizen same

[@faing8238]

"Never mind he is blind, he sees through echo location, and he is also deaf" my favorite quote from this channel so far. Edit: rest in peace to a legend, your name will live on in our memories. It's been an honor. Thank you.

[@Niiue]

also same

[@markrennard9047]

Nope. The best quote is "... I was feeling really sick and really wanted to die, but now I feel better and I only want to die the average amount..." -Technoblade

[@code5298]

@@markrennard9047 no

[@shaggyleaf]

4 months later. Is it still your favorite?

[@ibraxiv-_-6653]

"Yes that's the thing he said, and you're not funny. " -qwertyuiop

[@uRDM]

2:15 "I would like to amend my previous statement. He has no eyes; he sees through echolocation. And he is also deaf."

[@ludi0443]

See Technoblade IS funny xD

[@diablotry5154]

Deaf people can still hear

[@yizao9289]

Onat Akosha The Third how

[@diablotry5154]

@@yizao9289 h e a r i n g a i d s c o c h l e a r i m p l a n t s

[@taureon_]

@@diablotry5154 so, not completely deaf?

[@WolfbitPlays]

“Another episode” what are these lies you are telling

[@korveret9186]

@@keiththekrispykremekiller9769 no

[@Zxian61]

@@keiththekrispykremekiller9769 insert the opposite of yes

[@pirilon78]

@@keiththekrispykremekiller9769 negative

[@keiththekrispykremekiller9769]

@18 Nicholas 李卓銘 too bad watch it

[@keiththekrispykremekiller9769]

@@korveret9186 too bad I'ma make u watch it then

[@isaiahg.409]

Dream Stans say Dream is Techno’s rival Techno stans say Squid Kid is his rival Legends know that his real rival is Mr.Quibbler

[@emperorbooglitch8540]

This is a great comment.

[@ChildWatcher]

And not even Mr.Quibbler knows it.. probably

[@shubhayanpaul2382]

@@ChildWatcher so mrquibbler is not a legend

[@MrGhost-ft1cs]

No tommyinnit easily

[@ChildWatcher]

@@MrGhost-ft1cs idk how Tommy is his rival didn't they team for like a year + I don't think a rivalry is one sided

[@mattblancett5990]

Techno’s fight or flight involves rapidly placing blocks in various unnecessary places

[@asa-ks1vf]

he is also a master of stealth and no one can see it

[@eloig36]

Classic ctw player

[@shayan7579]

Its all calculated

[@jester7801]

all part of the master plan

[@MagmaMazium]

unbealieveably enough, it actually helps idk how, but its all *calculated*

[@skoopish6144]

i want technoblades real nemesis people: squid kid *_i said his real nemesis_* people: *_mr quibler_*

[@eviz2839]

No its i prefer technoblades real nemisis : squid kid I said his real Nemisis Mr quibler Perfection

[@skoopish6144]

evizerys a free agent shut up please

[@metty3873]

@@skoopish6144 your name is a lie

[@skoopish6144]

MetTy take it back

[@metty3873]

@@skoopish6144 no

[@voltorian-minecraft]

2:17 "he has no eyes, he sees through echolocation, and he's also deaf" that's the best thing i've heard in so long

[@teddyagain]

This is the third time seeing this quote but it’s the only actual quote.

[@cribtianity6316]

@@teddyagain I was crying laughing after he said that

[@Vanq22114]

My favorite part of this video was when Mr. Quibbler said "It's Quibblin' time" and then Quibbled all over those guys

[@devvyas6751]

W joke

[@Fabiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii6]

Yes

[@harpsarp66]

this is the first actually original or creative thing i have seen in techno’s new comments over the past 2 weeks

[@Vylryna]

@@harpsarp66 ikr

[@doxasnike4789]

Everyone in the comments section quibbled all over themselves at the sight

[@jester4416]

1:10 "Theres only 12 people following me so I got this" *Me who cant even survive in 2 people :Wha-*

[@R1singPixeIs]

Me who cant survive one because im used to using a controller on bedrock edition so my skills dont transfer over

[@crossmycore8428]

@SfSkSaSbS3 damn time traveler exposed :/ you're already in 1.19

[@Marpace]

@@crossmycore8428 Does this mean that 1.19 is another combat update?

[@buenosdiasuwu3713]

me who voids in 5 seconds

[@Nugcon]

@@Marpace Combat snapshots 👀

[@goblinbastard603]

"You know what it is, I'm not gonna explain it to you." *proceeds to explain the game*

[@eastereggggg]

@@user-ee1rl3tg7w hello

[@theonabailey7646]

@@user-ee1rl3tg7w hiya

[@Magmava]

Texhno:Welcome to ANOTHER EPISODE of capture the wool! Me: Where is the first episode?

[@luckyblockyoshi]

@@spacenorman8624 thats not a joke tho...

[@NaxDucky]

SpacenormanYT r/woooshwith4os

[@bmg111]

You didn't even spell whoosh right

[@spade7646]

Jumbled MegaDerp you spelled it with 3.....

[@undersconed3678]

SpacenormanYT r/im14andthisiswhooosh

[@vodozhaba]

1:11 He doesn’t know yet

[@wenough]

vodozhaba 10 whole points if he presses them first

[@seandowd951]

So innocent, so young

[@jtek2259]

AND DONT FORGET TO HIT THAT JOOOOOOIIINNN BUTTON

[@spicyleaves8876]

well, I don't understand and bc of some of these replies, I don't think i want to understand.

[@wenough]

Swiss Confederation have you watched mcm?

[@rednoodleoffate]

Technoblade: "Chill people" Also Technoblade: *shooting pedestrians*

[@ubib1860]

Well that's this months video see you next month👋

[@iSniper]

Next year*

[@ubib1860]

@@iSniper my bad typo

[@orangehi7674]

goodbye

[@sebastiaanherle5093]

ubib he is just taking a wintersleep

[@ubib1860]

@@sebastiaanherle5093 lmao

[@minerados273]

Everyone's talking about the "he has no eyes, he sees through echolocation and he's also deaf" but nobody is talking about the auto gg mod

[@sittingtreeva927]

LOL OMG YES THE OLD MEME 😭

[@shaaan6204]

Rest in peace king, may you collect more wool in heaven.

[@jaybored2024]

R.I.P Techno

[@SlimCloud9]

He shall conquer the kingdom of God

[@MigWith]

If god indeed does exist, techno will conquerer reality

[@dying2survive298]

@@SlimCloud9 blood for the Blood Gods

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

even if he doesn’t collect the wool for some reason, unlike MrQuibbler, Technoblade’s name will not be forgotten Technoblade’s name never dies also sorry MrQuibbler, whoever you are lol

[@justiceoliver9592]

13:30 imagine people in the next dorm waking up to hear "YES! YES! ITS HAPPENIN' YEEESSSS"

[@heyu2395]

ITS HAPPENIN' , weeeeeeee

[@explorethesouth-pacific6085]

3:48 "I'm just minding my own business here, could everyone just chill" *starts shooting like a maniac* XD Love you Technoblade.

[@tallkids-spencerhuyck179]

When Technoblade plays games like this he’s like an Asian giant hornet fighting yellowjackets, Technoblade never dies

[@roeemayer8242]

1:40

[@chickengames7439]

@@roeemayer8242 calculated

[@SexyCactus]

In th words of technoblade *"NEEEERRRRDDDDD"*

[@mrstina87]

LMAO

[@scubaslick6801]

little did he know his new purpose was to farm potatoes

[@miloie]

this video turns 5 years old today! time goes by so fast ♡ i miss you always, techno

[@gamesspot3613]

We also do 😢

[@h9__]

Techno always the goat feels like yesterday this gm came out as well 🥲

[@bto6859]

Intellectuals: Comments kind funny stuff on Techno’s vids Techno’s viewers: UPLOAD SCHEDULE OMGGGG

[@islahuerta6711]

R/gatekeeping

[@East16]

Hey I'm pretty sure you accedently separated intellectuals from techno viewers. They are obv the same thing

[@drake7439]

@@East16 No, you're a techno viewer as shown by your grammar. I, a beautiful intellectual, would know such things.

[@kurikokuri]

Elythion I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or serious 🤔

[@CanofSoda_]

@@kurikokuri That's because you're a Techno Viewer

[@wetango]

He’s not dead! I thought college would have gotten to him

[@mossybro9847]

Ikr

[@Marlin123]

Rip

[@bethdeluca33]

Delaney Corbin technoblade neva dies

[@wetango]

SnakeGamer agree

[@spacex2107]

A soon as one is born... They lose their life.... BUT........ TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@happyconstructor]

I’d love to see the expression on someone’s face when they see “Technoblade has picked up your orange wool”

[@monke1453]

11:01 "My name will be forgotten in history", that didnt age well but we have the power to decide if its true or not. So lets not forget this legend

[@robotninjago]

What is so sad is I see so many people trying to forget him. It’s so sad but I’ll never forget him o7

[@verx3900]

-Capture the Whool- *Capture time from college to play Minecraft*

[@alexbm5128]

how did you misspell wool

[@verx3900]

@@alexbm5128 for the memes

[@FestiveRocket]

whool.

[@GALAKTUS]

Not that Im questioning your master plan on getting 10M subs but ... I dont think uploading a video once a month is the best way...

[@magnazoni8715]

Shut up heretic

[@lildreamer5913]

You fool. This is a calculated way to obtain subscribers. Quality over quantity.

[@lahecoq2417]

@@lildreamer5913 well, He had Over 600k

[@cellsaverr]

100 subs with no videos um no..?

[@Raiden-hl1yf]

Down Vlasak its not a questions dummy

[@plunto2431]

Touma will always be remember in the history of Capture The Wool

[@bartholomewdan]

B-list CTW player here to say that he will always be remembered.

[@Mulbry38]

He who places the stairs

[@Joshua-pt8hb]

We are learning about him in history class right now, such a shame for all those who will never experience his presence in capture the wool

[@orbona3034]

Technoblade: *minding his own business while wiping out a whole team*

[@thinkkopi377]

Dude all the deaths in this video is a video glitch. You all forgot that Technoblade........... NEVER under all circumstances, dies.

[@justalurkerignoreme]

What deaths? I didnt see any deaths...

[@SparkliOfficial]

@@justalurkerignoreme i think its a bug in yt

[@jbbajangamer]

1:17 "what a lovely day to play some minec-" *gets shoved off the map*

Lmao this comment is underrated, maybe edit it in other format

[@thebestsonic7660]

11:05 no technoblade, your name won’t be forgotten to history

[@billium3657]

"My name would be forgotten in history.." If only you knew

[@IShockWaveI]

I only watched this video for Mr. Quibbler

[@sirbacobits7791]

Who? Never heard of him

[@done3417]

There are three iconic names on the technoblade channel. Potatobowmaster, im_a_squid_kid and mrquibbler

[@IShockWaveI]

Yup!

[@mightykat8]

done341 how about technoblode?

[@IShockWaveI]

That also XD

[@gagan7811]

The only video we gonna get this month is capture the wool.........why techno

[@CB_here]

GkChamp high quality

[@catwhip3816]

LOL

[@freds2150]

lucky boy.

[@bananarama3624]

I liked it...

[@cribtianity6316]

@@bananarama3624 this is my fourth time watching it because the commentary is amazing in this video

[@positiverate.gearup.]

"my name, will be forgotten to history" NEVER KING, technoblade never dies

[@k_jrin28]

i miss him at random times, but i just know he's taking over kingdoms in the afterlife.

[@crout8n146]

He will forever be remembered as “technoblade the great, he who captured both wool”

[@darkrider2756]

He referred to himself as Technoblade the Great. His real name is Alexander. He is Alexander the Great

[@dougs7028]

Technoblade: thinks he has more stuff than he does “I have like 35 golden apples” “Alright I have approximately 12 billion dollars”

[@ebgurif]

What's the point of that Colin?

[@beep3038]

R/woosh

[@ebgurif]

@@beep3038 r/ihavereddit r/foundthemobileuser r/itswooooshwith4os r/Im14andthisiswoooosh I'm sorry

[@freds2150]

@@ebgurif true dat.

[@ebgurif]

@@freds2150 I know I did a bad act but man do I think they deserved it

[@szczypior2714]

8:46 Can we all just appreciate that clutch play right there? Like, WOW

[@Wqtercolorsss]

i can do better

[@jefferson745]

"Why are there so many buttons" OMG HE HAVE FUTURE SIGHT

[@atharvaplayz788]

He should have pressed them for points

[@scrhh]

bro thats like 100 points he could carry with those buttons

[@krutonn8922]

3:47 “ im just minding my own business rn just chill.” 3 seconds later continues to shoot ever soul

[@-Zippy2707]

What time do u play? not many people seem to be online and no one is sweating XD

[@joshdeconcentrated2674]

3 am usually, I apear in some of his vids while nicked, I don't make a big deal since it's happened actually over 10 times. I live in canada, in oshawa, ontario, figure out the time zones yourself.

[@joshdeconcentrated2674]

so yeah 11 PM to 3 am also lunchtime at other places, very casual players take breaks to play sometimes, especially in rural places from Asia. match up timezones and play at times where people would have a lot of free time. take into caution things that they could be preoccupied with, such as work and family time. once you factor those out, people have free time and may play minecraft at home, which is the best time to get on. (for india and china, which are the places I like to get on when thy are most dense, go on at 11PM-3AM on school days, so mon-fri, and you get laggy noobs.)

[@joshdeconcentrated2674]

sorry for the paragraph on the most casual filled times on the hypixel network, but hey! we gotta try hard, right?

[@matt4756]

I was in this video, I was playing around 8:30pm PST

[@PoofessorP]

I was in the last 2 games with my irl friends, we were on about 10:30 MST. He actually said my friends name at 10:54 when he stole the wool capture from techno

[@naveed4468]

We lost a legend, but we will always remember him in our hearts. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@deansamv]

mr. quibbler would be sad

[@swaystar1235]

"He sees through echolocation" *and he's also deaf*

[@vu9084]

My dad after coming back from being gone for 17 years cause I won the lottery: 8:02

[@nicoryder7538]

I miss you today and I'll miss you for each and every day that passes by.

[@krista_]

the way he says "nGhGnHg" when hes stressed omg its so pure

[@necroexoricist]

Rest In Peace Technoblade. May you capture all wool in heaven. Thank you for everything.

[@birblover6782]

This was my first ever Technoblade video. Rest In Peace king

[@subjecteleven637]

"Shoot that guy." Three Seconds Later "TOUMA NOOOOOO-

[@glitchtastic759]

Technoblade never dies. In a way it seems slightly immodest to continue watching his videos even tho he’s gone. But at the same time I’d like to honor his memory. So I believe I’ll continue on my path of having techno in the background. Techno took the road less taken and perhaps I’d still like to listen to his story.

[@BoTeal]

Think about if techno was here. The answer would always be to keep watching and subscribing to technoblade

[@miloie]

your name will forever ring throughout history, you are more than a footnote, you are an entire universe, alex. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[@gmailplayz286]

7:24 subtitles “nervous noise”

[@pichuplayz7335]

"Thank you KZbin"

[@svenskkatt2890]

No

[@SideHustleSocietyYT]

Who else is re-watching Techno Vids after his sad death

[@stephalloplayz]

hits different now :( I maybe should have spent time to think on have realized how fortunate we were in the past

[@itsfine7854]

this man could narrate an old dude taking a dump in a gas station somewhere in Nevada and Id watch 9 seasons of that damn

[@jumpstartt249]

Legend has it that Touma7 is still placing stairs to this very day.

[@dualrotorhelicopter]

Rest in peace

[@noodle-]

Your name will never be forgotten, rest in piece

[@Sweethart420]

Rip Mr. Blood God

[@Rizoku_]

1:59 That's me calling the police saying that Technoblade uploaded.

[@bedsheat7632]

Diamond Player

[@VeryPeeved]

...before he uploaded it?

[@iOwnBlackSlaves]

''i didn't cry because my life ended, i smiled because it was a happy one'' (i know technoblade didn't say it but sounds like something technoblade would say)

[@YesHaiAmOwO]

"He sees through echolocation... And he is also deaf" is the best thing I have ever heard

[@ezekielmcdaniel8862]

11:00 little do you know, nerd. R.I.P.

[@cgcavazos8243]

Pray for touma7, the legend says that if you say his name you would see him in your game placing the stairs of faith on you

[@boritoslayer]

“Uses echolocation and is also deaf”😊

[@whyjustwhy1911]

Rip technoblade, may the legend rest in peace

[@ripasgd398]

Technoblade never dies RIP Champ

[@minorleaf]

Since techno has the world record bedwars win streak he should get the world record bedwars lose streak

[@petalfury]

nah i already got it

[@kaushalkambhammettu1427]

Nah man, I too hard to defeat!

[@EndoClaw]

VoidArrow what are you talking about I have it

[@purple.9110]

You silly noobs I am the best at losing

[@lindsey7544]

wdym i already have it

[@confusedbiscuit9053]

"It’s funny. The day you lose someone isn’t the worst. At least you’ve got something to do. It’s all the days they stay dead." - The Twelfth Doctor

[@swisherodocus314]

"I would like to amend my previous statement, he has no eyes, he sees through echolocation. And he is also deaf." My favorite quote from this channel ever change my mind!

[@bethanykowalski6147]

He had a purpose

[@jaythekid9861]

1st of all OML THANK YOU FOR POSTING!!!! 2nd of all "Nevermind, he sees through echo location, and he's deaf." lmao

[@ebgurif]

Yea the second one is kinda the joke soooo...

[@shauryashah6197]

Techno after capturing all wool *ETERNAL GLORY IS MINE*

[@EightFifty]

After hearing todays news I’m watching all the classics cos I know that the money from the views going towards his funeral and the family

[@darkrider2756]

14:12 I watched this video shortly after Technoblade died. I noticed something. If you noticed this too reply. Technoblade referred to himself as Technoblade the Great. His real name is Alexander. He basically called himself Alexander the Great. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

[@azap12]

Oh yeah

[@alr]

-Capture the wool- *Capture the flag*

[@Crawlster]

yusei fudo you’re everywhere oml

[@alr]

@@Crawlster define *Everywhere*

[@rodritzy]

Do you get paid or something for just commenting dumb comments

[@jopiwankenobi8838]

How do you get so many likes for dumb comments? Teach me

[@GalaxyyYT]

You mean capture the block.

[@pumpastic7091]

i miss these kind of videos from technoblade, not saying the actual content he makes is bad, in fact i like them too, but these kind of videos of just him talking while playing any hypixel game has something special that i cant describe

[@Kirbey]

“He sees through echolocation... ...and is also deaf”

[@pinkscream3170]

I'm just chilling in bed, watching KZbin and... Feeling happy that Techno still plays the game. That he hadn't move to Fortnite or PUBG or something.

[@vasai7446]

Blood God will live on forever.......

[@cactusidiot]

"He is blind, he sees through Eco location, he is also deaf" - Sun tzu, art of war

[@deancushway3480]

Sun Tzu

[@ezekielmcdaniel8862]

Touma7, thanks to technoblade and his legacy, you truly will live on. R.I.P. Alex.

[@humanhater1700]

R.I.P Technoblade. Fly high.

[@ayaanmirza8266]

"he sees through echolocation.. and is also deaf" I gotta use this on my friend

[@chillingjill]

Technoblade: "It is like capture the flag i am not gonna explain it to you you know what it is" Also Technoblade: proceeds to explain what cspture the wool is

[@Needlemouseiscringe]

rest in Peace 🕊️❤️

[@catcket]

Me in my discord server: “I’m just waiting for techno to upload” two hours later. Techno uploads. MY DREAMS ARE REALITY

[@Hassam_Haider]

Catcket now reality can be whatever i want.

[@uniteunited2889]

Rest in peace technoblade

[@Juddy08]

Next episode on capture the wool: mr.quibbler strikes back

[@ying492]

I love this game, i spend the entire first half bowspamming for gold, then craft ladders using the wood and then go for the wood mid game, you literally just shred through everyone and ladder clutch on those building up on you.

[@JordanTwitches]

You will forever be a god

[@jaquarius5938]

didnt age very well. RIP

[@shadowjax3583]

You know watching these old videos of his makes me feel like hes still alive rest in peace techno

[@90percent62]

Fax

[@quartzzxx_001]

*fly high king*

[@alliuumduo]

“I will be safe in the safe zone” -Technoblade, Art of PUBG

[@FinnKid1]

2:52 FIND THE BUTTON CONFIRMED