Skyblock: The Great Potato War

absolutely obliterating my career by going on hiatus for a month just to ruin one guy's day specifically
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[@imasquidkid]

YOU ARE THE WORST

[@Technoblade]

L

[@sillyliftercentral]

im a squid kid no u

[@eternal9072]

im a squid kid re

[@tylerd6031]

god bless your soul

[@beepboop4043]

LMAO

[@enderlovesbagels101]

“I’m going to go afk now bye” “WHY” This got a good chuckle outta me

[@FireDramine7]

same hahahhaa

[@aminderamirite9097]

(._.)

[@blazeforerunner37]

Welp it’s potato time

[@miladjabri4463]

At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in

[@FireDramine7]

@@miladjabri4463 It's a mod called Optifine which optimizes the game and also adds this zoom option. Standard it's on left control I think

[@whynotanyting]

"You AFKed on my island for 12 hours." "It was a good painting."

[@futurafree3669]

Nincadalop that killed me

[@zionj104]

@@futurafree3669 ditto

[@pphrph2176]

i just realised he was foreshadowing that he was going to take #1

[@andreay2854]

But it was a good painting

[@Trainwreck3000]

it was tho

[@Herrscher-of-Autism]

Let this video become an immortal reminder of the lengths someone's ADHD will go to in order to be the best at something only one other person cares about

[@gandpork]

This comment is perfect

[@kazu7568]

Every now and then I always find myself back at his videos watching them again and again

[@themostproblematicperson]

lmao

[@gavinsepicgaming9835]

Wait how is this related to ADHD, if anything wouldn't ADHD make you not do this?

[@gandpork]

@@gavinsepicgaming9835 ADHD includes an infamous ability to hyper focus on specific tasks. The long version: Adhd is not low attention, it is the lack of an ability to efficiently produce and or interact with dopamine, this means that people with adhd will search out any and all stimulation they can; because of this when a constant supply of dopamine presents itself to those with adhd they will focus on the source for as long as they can, hence why video games, drugs, pornography, and other addictive substances are common among those affected by adhd.

[@Galaxygirl6219]

No matter how many times I watch his videos I’ll never get tired of watching them. It’s strange hearing his voice even though he’s gone but it still makes me laugh hearing his jokes. TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES, fly high king. Give them hell in the afterlife.

[@StaftyPlus]

I'm still making fanarts of him, and talking about him alot. Tho my friends think I'm weird but I believe he should not be forgotten.

[@themostproblematicperson]

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@cyberlord2987]

Honestly greatest of all time, the certified GOAT

[@zacrader815]

“You ruined my life” Techno: lol

[@goldenpaperyt9763]

Everyone else: OMG 1st place on HYPIXEL Technoblade: puts war in the title and get demonitised

[@nmll]

666 like

[@Nugcon]

lol

[@pewpew2321]

goldenpaper YT I assumed he got demonitised for saying the word ‘slavery’

[@mrmystery7225]

“You afk’d on my island for like 12 hours!” “It was a good painting!”

[@ZHH_Studios]

*l u l*

[@loganreano1910]

People at art museums be like

[@i2t290]

lololol

[@Anistotle]

Why afk on other people's island is bad ?

[@sirjoemega3744]

@@Anistotle did u watch the technoblade potato war series or what

[@TyrantofArson]

Coming back here after Wilbur. Wilbur was my go to for comfort after Techno died. Now I'm just back here again. Its good to hear techno's voice again.

[@Chxrlottexo]

Gods. Yeah. I don’t know what’s wrong with Wilbur, but techno is obviously better at this point.

[@bugmen4849]

if slimecicle turns out to be a terrible person or smth like that ill actually go feral at this point

[@TyrantofArson]

@@bugmen4849 Slimcicle, Schlatt, or Markiplier for me

[@platannapipidae9621]

​@@TyrantofArson if Markiplier turns out a bad guy, i'm deleting internet.

[@Chxrlottexo]

I’m sticking with ranboo and aimsey if they do something bad I might just die ( edit: you know what, I’m ignoring the minecraft community other that hermitcraft and ESMP yters )

[@TazariaGaming]

Finding myself back here again after Squid's newest upload. He's grown a lot and even got a #1 spot himself! In pork no less haha. I bet you'd have loved that. I'm proud of him. It's been 4 years, yet here I am quoting along with every single word you say. I still know the whole video by heart. It's been close to 2 years since you left us. We haven't forgotten you. We never will. Technoblade never dies, after all

[@shaagfx]

I’m sobbing

[@Ilias2]

#1 in pork, man held a grudge 💀

[@franrodriguez3590]

​@@Ilias2 it wasn't a grudge, that was a secondary project he had meanwhile he was in the Potato War, after years, he came back to becoming the 1# PorkChop King. And gonna be honest: is a very wholesome video, showing how much effort he needed to surpass that, similar of what Techno need to do for turning into the Potato King. And works like a Epilogue of the war. Squid literally dedicate his victory to Techno and expressed his gratitude to him. Totally recommended to see the video, is very awesome and im sure that Techno would had laughed if he knew about that.

[@Ilias2]

@@franrodriguez3590 My comment. I was doing this thing called joking.

[@nekouwu3303]

“YOU AFKED ON MY SERVER FOR _12_ HOURS” “IT WAS A GOOD PAINTING” 13/10 response

[@Joelle0821]

Lmfao

[@Joelle0821]

Underrated comment

[@memeelite5012]

Speech level 100

[@nekouwu3303]

English 1000

[@johnmendez9525]

Technokira?

[@BananaWasTaken]

Squid: YOU AFK’D FOR 12 HOURS Technoblade: it was a good painting LMAO

[@aunghowa3943]

Banana u copied >:(

[@BananaWasTaken]

Hkun Aung i was just quoting one of my favourite bits from the video

[@kreonidas7475]

@@smokingdatclipzypack 9:26 lol

[@BananaWasTaken]

Pinked Woopsie just removed the really

[@kreonidas7475]

@@BananaWasTaken does it really matter?

[@colin_fabry]

4 years ago I was a freshman in high school, now I’m in college. God bless Technoblade we miss you, and watching these videos proves you’ll never die

[@user-gl3fi1pi2t]

I was a freshman in quarantine and that’s when I first came across him, still a great comfort.

[@gavinsepicgaming9835]

Maybe, if you drop out it will will him back into existance

[@Alexandria-il2zv]

Coming back to this after Techno’s death, Dsmp ending, and Wilbur being exposed hits so hard. This series’s just means so much to me, it’s my only comfort ❤

[@warp5532]

everyone: Where did techno go? Technoblade: So I did some off-camera grinding...

[@j4hs179]

*i FARM all day* *i FARM all night*

[@warp5532]

@@j4hs179 i FARM all seeds 'Till those 'tatoes are inside

[@rodneygalaxyplayz4532]

@@warp5532 I farm your mom

[@jonahjeffrey9059]

this comment is fuckin great

[@Pins30]

ye

[@technobladefan7791]

Techno probably caused a whole literal inflation of hot potato books making them extremely easy to buy, because so many more people farmed potatoes and then sold books. This means when he was trying to do this to get hot potato books for his tool upgrades, he helped everyone in skyblock get easier tool upgrades

[@virtual2288]

He's just that nice to everyone. nothing else lmao. Yea but it's a nice byproduct of a WAR

[@Soul-xm4kc]

he may be a villain and an anarchist, but he is a good anarchist.

[@meenahh]

yes that actually happened

[@QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18]

they are literally 50K RIGHT NOW

[@garygao6072]

@@QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18 EXACTLY, EVERYONE IS TRYING TO MEME AND BECOME NUMBER 1 DESPITE NEEDING TO WAIT A BILLION YEARS WITHOUT MANUAL FARMING

[@doomsdayr3ap3r99]

Idk about you guys but I’ve got to watch it again. Very bittersweet. Squid had to make that dang video about pork chops. Miss this man so much. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

[@hehahehahehahehaheha]

I got recommended this video right after watching Squid Kids

[@MistifullD]

It's heartbreaking because every now and again I forget he's gone and wonder when his next vid will come out, only to remember the blade has been placed in a stone..... Technoblade never... ever dies ❤

[@andrewz4322]

squidkid: "You ruined my life" squidkid: "I'm dropping out of school" Technoblade: "L O L"

[@pjbreezy]

cheese and rice why are there no replies

[@beeswall1291]

i ruend the 777 likes you got sorry

[@andrewz4322]

@@beeswall1291 all is well... but the guy who ruined my 69th like however... me and them have some serious talking to do.

[@beeswall1291]

@@andrewz4322 thank you for taking mercy on me

[@DeathnoteBB]

I feel bad for squidkid :(

[@honavaioleti8663]

Squid: "find him, discover his home, learn of his habits and tendencies, and return to me with his flaws. His name...is Technoblade" Jerry: "...name noted"

[@jafsrob]

i am the 69th like

[@cloudtone-nyto3776]

Hona Vaioleti LMAOOO

[@LGWaffle]

THEORY OF THE YEAR

[@ErujeiOfficial]

Techno needs to read this

[@sleepieking6889]

Bruh it was 696 you ruined it

[@thatWerewolf_1289]

Techno would've been so proud of this year's april fools update

[@tinystorm2076]

I've seen this video probably 20 times and it never fails to make me burst out laughing. Rest in peace techno

[@lukazilla]

same bro

[@blaine1138]

We all miss you techno

[@ajcastillo9152]

Techno’s Brain: How many Sun Tzu references should I put? Techno: *Yes*

[@samuraiplayzzz5957]

Are you my brother?

[@ajcastillo9152]

@@samuraiplayzzz5957 ayy my brudda

[@tanky_8677]

infinite

[@suntzu8529]

True

[@ajcastillo9152]

@@suntzu8529 sun tzu pog

[@rico4376]

“I’m having fun” "I dropped out of college for this” -Technoblade 2019

[@raymond9479]

@@totallycreek4812 same

[@beanieboo4047]

Why is it that we're all just a bunch of depressed blobs who like laughing at random shit? Cause that's what this generation is known for.

[@kittylitty01]

Beanie Boo 404 damm to real

[@samstevens2945]

it was a funny joke, but we saw the video

[@cardboardbox331]

The only way to make this funnier is if you took this quote out of context and made it into two characters speaking to each other

[@dyscot9905]

Every now and then its nice to come back and watch these 🙂

[@Light_King29]

Heck yea

[@MrMontagneMain]

Realll

[@seethezey]

yeah, hearing techno's voice once again is worth it

[@Kage_Of_The_Shadows]

So true

[@PopYoutubee]

Technoblade: I dropped out of college for this Also Technoblade: I have an English Major

[@TallBeanStalk]

He has an English major in his basement, every time he needs a sun Tzu quote he pokes it with a stick

[@oscarglad5284]

​@@TallBeanStalk every time he needed* a quote

[@TallBeanStalk]

@@oscarglad5284 my bad- autocorrect + bad eyesight

[@TallBeanStalk]

@@oscarglad5284wait a damn minute-

[@chronicp1stol5]

Jerry: Did you beat him. Techno: Yes Jerry: What did it cost Techno: AFKing at a kids island and cyber bullying him until he quits.

[@pandabear_god7303]

So realistic when we think about techno

[@himpta]

Brian Lovins yes that is what happened in the video

[@toweringvidz6601]

Lol tru dat

[@baterwottle2400]

Lol

[@nezariliass6598]

Pretty sure squid kids voice is to deep for a kid

[@Geegs]

"you ruined my life" "LOL"

[@itbit1776]

Either your the worst tier of staff or your netherite tier

[@arabicnokia4399]

@@itbit1776 he's not a channel moderator but he also got 700 likes for commenting the pinned comment

[@georgeofhamilton]

LOL

[@zvolyx3247]

The kind of comments that 2k likes and 4 replies always weird me out.

[@Despacitoian]

Geegs L O L

[@veronicabee5336]

my comfort series

[@sparklestorm1236]

Technoblade would have loved the April fools update this year

[@SMORE..]

yea

[@henrywaldhausen7947]

“He was already 7.5 million potatoes ahead” a number that near the end of the war was so trivial, it could be farmed in just 6 hours “309,000 potatoes a day” in the end it was like 1.75 million a day And squid only had around 7 million potatoes in this vid... In the end they were both near 500,000,000... this post is a PSA to show how hard these two men worked for their potatoes

[@Bhoope]

1.75 mil an hour

[@complicated1574]

Crazy to see the progress

[@xtrats198]

Crazy how ppl state some more facts steal my comment and get more likes

[@xtrats198]

Plus it was 10 mill a day so just kinda mad

[@Alex-cz3te]

Xtrats yOu StOlE mY cOmMeNt shut up idiot

[@cushdaddy24]

"Whitelisted, are you squid kid's alt?" "No, I just afk here a lot...as a hobby"

[@randomalt5770]

?

[@bilemon_aeiou]

he should have said “no i don’t even have the money for an alt”

[@froggygirl5707]

its a good painting

[@sploob865]

Pop pop

[@liamlaffin4077]

lol

[@jblack8679]

I had to watch it again. Technoblade never dies. The legend lives on.

[@radosbarner1734]

He is probably up in Valhalla right now, farming potatoes to sustain the warriors that will ride into battle with Odin. For as Napoleon once said: "An army marches on its stomach."

[@grimreefer9324]

“Whitelisted what do you want from me” “My goals are beyond your understanding”

[@MmMm-cr9yn]

Lol I’m the first comment on this.

[@fluffiesx7404]

@@MmMm-cr9yn im second

[@JustNuggie]

I'm third

[@jmcu17]

I'm seven and I still can't count.

[@maxlfn]

@@jmcu17 I’m 420th

[@vik8126]

"What do you want!?" "I was checking up on the last supper." "You were on my island for like twelve hours??" "It was a good painting!"

[@haroldbalzac6336]

I like the selfie pfp.

[@arcticlightning7255]

Well, it really was a good painting

[@sudeendawadi8787]

You really from Nepal??

[@dx87gaming31]

That’s a long supper

[@BL4D3M45TR]

Speech 100

[@dogejuice]

somebody:beats technos potato amount techno:*revives to farm potatoes*

[@nightwalker3206]

It’s crazy to think about how this came out four years ago, but yet it feels like yesterday

[@no.you.]

This all started because Technoblade got top 50 by accident.

[@ricardo1405]

No he was just too lazy to buy them of the AH

[@colefelton]

And now he head won

[@oganesson7255]

Tortoise: Now, I have won.

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

Ye

[@abslzero]

@@colefelton ah yes he *head* won

[@dazeyt984]

Squid: YOU RUINED MY LIFE Techno: *uncontrollable laughter*

[@dogebreadb7125]

No replies lol les go free liked

[@natigefner9834]

How am I the 3rd like on a comment that has over 650 likes

[@darklusare7582]

yay 666 for the technobeast number

[@juliansworld7672]

Lol

[@coffeetree_]

“L”

[@CJboss33]

I’m happy that KZbin still keeps putting this in my recommended. I love this video and I miss you every time I see you in an old video. Thank you for laughs and memories. RIP Techno

[@LavenderHeartsinBlue]

It’s a tradition to return to this once in a while, especially now after his death.

[@goldenbandit886]

Yeah

[@Bloodstar5]

Facts

[@Part1ng]

“First he got arrested, then I cyberbullied him” -Technoblade

[@Dyliannare]

@@ranpu1019 hahahaha

[@CaoNiMaBi]

Techno: “Who dis?” Squid kid: “You ruined my life...” Technoblade: “Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”

[@idk-dd8dn]

Harry should of done bedwars instead he has the biggest win streak pretty sure

[@copycat698]

Sunflowers I don’t think he has the most because he just gave up but he did cross 1k

[@billybobjoe7737]

I lost 6 million dollars in skyblock because this guy scammed me.

[@ireadysucks3026]

Chicken lil Toonz did you buy his porkchop, because any person who wanted to save coins and with an IQ over 10 would realize it wasn’t worth it.

[@miladjabri4463]

At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in

[@yogurt3355]

We all still miss you and remember you. Technoblade never dies ❤

[@PoetaFinch]

The fact that I re watch this once a week still just shows how much techno has my heart

[@SteveLaw80]

im_a_squid_kid: *exists* Technoblade: I’m about to end this man’s entire career

[@monsterhugg1664]

end*

[@bjornstrand6979]

More like life

[@ironichippo9859]

Shut up

[@overlordemu7765]

I feel sorry for him

[@polish_filipino]

"You ruined my life, this is all I had" - im_a_ squid_kid, 2019

[@abebegetahun106]

"you ruined my life." technoblade: "LOL"

[@mdxcausey]

basically 13 year old "packers" on discord when they doxx someone and grab their location

[@shutdown5653]

e

[@DarkVocal194]

Potato 🥔

[@cope3]

its tradition for me to watch this once a month

[@samuelcaloracan]

You would love the recent April Fools Potato Update, you should play it sometime in heaven

[@MrNexis3]

This video consists of : - Techno cyberbullying squid - Techno quoting Sun Tzu - Jerries multiplying and stalking Techno

[@Graham226]

MrNexis thanks for the viewer warning

[@aspyyyn5245]

- Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@Calebe311]

*What do jerries do???*

[@Graham226]

@@Calebe311 they try to occupy the world under the rule of hitler Germans from the military are called jerries

[@JimothyTohn]

Jerries are by far the scariest scene in this

[@user-jz6ui8hk7e]

“If you need something the answer is slavery” - Sun Tzu

[@realcards8203]

First com.e

[@Bruhmomentos0979]

@@realcards8203 first served

[@jaaccee]

Anyways kids go back to the rice farms

[@approachingapoapsis]

It's kinda funny. Back in the alpha/beta days of minecraft there was a meme about squids being potatoes. No clue why, I think it was Yogscast related? Point being, years later Technoblade the pigman manages to defeat Squidkid at potato farming and became the number 1 potato farmer. And years after that, in honor of the fallen, Squidkid became the number one porkchop farmer. I dunno, maybe it's cheesy, but I think it's nice the way this game's got its own weird history that connects all of us. It's ridiculous, it's varied, it's flawed sometimes, and it's so very human. And I'm glad I've been around to see so much of it.

[@animegod5799]

Its been 4 years yet I'm still here coming back from time to time

[@theniceumbrella7174]

Me: searches "sun tzu" KZbin: potato war, take it or leave it

[@bronwyncurnow2960]

Lmao did you know who techno was before googling that???

[@henrybissland2349]

LMAO

[@aoxgam3r274]

LOL

[@AgreeableSmile]

aight i'll take it

[@pixelatedman1876]

Il take it

[@johnpringlespringle1655]

“If u have a problem, the answer is slavery“ -Technoblade 2019

[@driproblox3227]

Bruh copied

[@thelittlenoob2064]

Time stap

[@synthestesia654]

@@thelittlenoob2064 0:15

[@Risssyyyyy]

@@driproblox3227 Do you know how many people say “Bruh copied”?You literally just copied a comment while saying someone else did.

[@ilovemen671]

@@Risssyyyyy do you realize how many people said you copied someone’s comment. It’s you who is copying

[@godzillaandstuffproduction9383]

Rest in peace, Technoblade. I still sorely miss you every day

[@Your-local-drowsiness]

if you die by cancer the cancer dies to it wasn’t a loss it was a draw R.I.P technoblade never dies

[@eejittusk]

Those were some beautiful words. 😢❤

[@jello3141]

“I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this”

[@AntonioKillzz7]

Technoblade does anything the fans:

[@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye]

understood even further

[@honeybeeappreciator]

my irish friend’s response to this was: why are you in my house

[@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye]

@@honeybeeappreciator Me: I am also Irish

[@kylecarberry5580]

@@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye I’m Irish aswell

[@cheesehouse2522]

“I was just minding my business, and then -“ “ᴡʜʏ ɪs ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ"

[@ascfox]

.

[@Nameless_man.]

Coming back for memories.

[@mrmango7159]

Rest in peace Technoblade 😢

[@ariariddle7547]

What people think Techno does: “I just murdered 5,000 orphans at the same time with a steering wheel while balancing on a single block.” What Techno actually does: “THE POTATO DOME!!!”

[@goosergeeser1603]

well i may argue that he does both at once

[@poojakhanna3784]

He is best

[@taran.gaston7800]

@@goosergeeser1603 yeah

[@zachary1951]

only 5,000 orphans. L

[@Infinitynous-gg6vs]

balancing on a single block is kind of what bedwars players already do.

[@elijahduvvuri1635]

I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”

[@dwightmiller9538]

He is justifying his stalking by calling it "investigative journalism"

[@stormy9920]

Why are we back here again!?!

[@purevessel6026]

@@stormy9920 every moth i come here to see this sooo

[@unknownmj1699]

@@purevessel6026 lol

[@rosamartinezdiaz3442]

@@purevessel6026 yeah same

[@6balderdash]

The great potato war is just the original star wars trilogy

[@JellyfishJell-o]

Fr

[@MellowJellys]

Friends: how many times are u gonna watch the same video?!! Me:more then u can count.

[@jackwasfound8642]

"If hypixel has taught me anything, is that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery."

[@ali_exists1482]

When he said that I laughed so hard lol

[@OgGhostJelly]

did you know that rule also applies to real life? I sure do.

[@Daveyhmmm]

“In the first time on 2b2t history, slave labour.”

[@jackwasfound8642]

@@Daveyhmmm lol

[@tem7915]

@@OgGhostJelly no

[@zaekat4088]

“I wouldn’t say I’m a competitive person-“

[@hollyh3181]

*hysterical laughter from wilbur*

[@jefferson745]

LAUGH IN 10 MONTH

[@faraday3683]

Now *that’s a lie*

[@chunky8684]

im the 1k like :D

[@dejiadeyale9444]

Was this in a livestream? If so when??

[@now.9105]

"Technoblade! Where have you been all this time?!" "Well you see, I've been farming potatoes in -Skyblock- heaven." I genuinely broke down crying for a little when I heard the first words of the video again. I know where he is now, but it's so hard to accept things as they are. The world is unfair.

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

This never gets old, its like watching him years ago.

[@Funnydoc]

“If you have a problem, the answer is slavery” -TechnoBlade

[@st2whocares988]

I fully agree with that statement

[@duskssj4704]

ImNoahB White people: write that down, write that down

[@Funnydoc]

That One Dude White people: “it’s rewind time”

[@badimaaa4a548]

@@duskssj4704 other people: We don't do that here

[@waxer3899]

ImNoahB same where the true birth place of the potato is had that 500 ppl a day building a bloody wall

[@godfilms]

Imagine if some english teacher tries to find the art of war for the class and finds a 3 part series on farming potatoes in minecraft.

[@Mikeanium]

lmao

[@ApppleeSnappplee]

That would be hillarious

[@juliazhou1598]

And she LIKES it

[@seedy2432]

That would be funny

[@josephm6719]

Same difference really

[@GamingJokie]

i heard squid kid got #1 ranked in raw porkchops

[@wangmatthew2306]

rewatching this for god knows how many times and it still hits the same.. RIP Techno ❤

[@user-ud4ym8fc1x]

Rip techno

[@IanAnimatesBagels]

"I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this" Jesus Christ, if you keep roasting your opponents like this your going to be going up against *im a calamari kid*

[@pooer382]

haha dead

[@shiv7978]

Haha dead

[@jootok5071]

That is where you are wrong. Techno IS the *calamari kid*

[@pooer382]

@@shiv7978 '_'

[@calamaribowl8683]

Who?

[@kalestea]

“I don’t make hot potato books, I make hot potato libraries”- techno 2019

[@whyarewestillherejusttosuf7754]

It's like saying I didn't plant a seed, I planted a farm.

[@haas7166]

Ily kale marry me

[@freesah425]

”NEXT WEEK ON POTATO WARS”

[@FortKnox5529]

@@whyarewestillherejusttosuf7754 can I use that quote?

[@whyarewestillherejusttosuf7754]

@@FortKnox5529 Absolutely

[@gamerboi.5267]

Whos getting this video recomended in 2024 ? . RIP LEGEND 👑 🐷

[@seraphoftheend8132]

me rn never watched him before

[@jaxonmanuel4401]

@@seraphoftheend8132 missed out G I’m a OG

[@Arrow-The-Druid]

i never heard about technoblade and the dream smp until i heard he passed away, and four years later, When im at work i listen to the great potato war vids every day. Technoblade never dies

[@frayzard]

Technoblade: talking Camera: ⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️↔️

[@purrplaysLE]

Camera:⬇️⬅️⬆️⬇️➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️⬆️⬇️⏬➡️🔼↙️

[@cooleKinder]

Camera: ⏬↩️⏮↔️⏭↩️⏬⤴️🔃🔃🔃🔄▶️⬅️⏮↙️▶️↖️⏬↖️⤴️⏺⏮↙️↖️⏺↙️⏬↙️⏺↩️⏺⏭↩️↙️⏬↖️⏺↙️

[@Penta55555]

Camera: ⬆️⏸⏫⬆️🔽⏬⏫⏬⏪🔽◀️🔼▶️⏬↗️↘️➡️⬆️↙️⏬↕️▶️↙️↗️↔️↪️⤴️⬅️➡️▶️↖️↙️↘️◀️➡️

[@samsemy6825]

HE PULLED OF A STREET FIGHTER ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Symmetry_Obsessed_Freak]

Baplo B Camera: ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️▶️

[@Allunary]

I love how in the first potato war episode he says he'd never farm by hand, and then by the end of it thats exactly what he was doing- incredible character growth

[@dolphindubstep965]

Insomnia Blaze I love the fact that that isn’t an exaggeration lol he farmed potatoes by hand for 11 hours a day every day for the entire summer. THAT is chaotic energy.

[@itme8622]

@@dolphindubstep965 Damn you must be from the future cus it's July ya doofus lol

[@dolphindubstep965]

It Me oh I’m dumb lol

[@alexsiemers7898]

He also said it would take 8 months to pay off his potato 11 minions. And here we are, 8 months later

[@danielconlan8805]

This is like an actual movie trilogy

[@hayden9666]

rewatching this gave me a whole wave of nostalgia technoblade never dies

[@saltysalt2093]

Glad to see Techno is never truly gone and still in the algorithm

[@art6322]

Naughty List ------- -Technoblade -Whitelisted -Whitelisted2 *_names noted_*

[@civilry9842]

-TimeDeo (Whitelisted3 Nicked)

[@art6322]

Golden Abyss *_names noted_*

[@AncentiiDusk]

first comment here that made me laugh thanks

[@art6322]

Arsente well if you ever need to laugh, remember that the answer is always, slavery.

[@_lucas_2066]

Nightmare *names noted*

[@raet8767]

“Fortunately I have a couple” Literally hundreds of catalysts

[@calvincrowder2198]

more like thousands

[@flashback2335]

R/whoooosh

[@calvincrowder2198]

@@flashback2335 nah i realize it was sarcasm

[@lemond_9139]

He stole my crystals );

[@nombregd]

More like billions

[@floppamango]

This is such an iconic hypixel video I miss him every day It feels like techno passed away yesterday but its been an almost teo years

[@Questionable_individual_X]

The only minecraft KZbinr i watched consistently

[@rachelleredd8803]

Fun fact: There was an actual war called the Pig and Potato War. (This isn't a joke, look it up. Also known as the Pig War.) Basically, there are a couple of little islands called the San Juans in the Northwest of the US, more specifically between the coast of Washington state and Vancouver Island. At the time, (1859), these islands were owned mutually by America and Britain, and both countries had residence there. It was a pretty peaceful area for a while. However, one day a British man's pig escaped its pen and got into an American man's potato farm. The American shot the pig to prevent his farm from being destroyed, to the fury of the owner of the pig. The two got into an argument, and before long the police got involved, and then the military. No one actually got hurt, as the situation was shut down before it could escelate to the point of real violence, but it was a close call. This conflict actually sparked a discussion between America and Britain over who owned the islands, but that's less important. The point is, there's technically a war that was fought over a pig and some potatoes, with the only casualty being the pig. I really hope someone finds this comment, I live in WA and actually did a small research project on this topic last year. I hope my random knowledge can be put to use. Edit: I am aware that Oversimplified did a video on this topic. You guys can stop telling me about it now.

[@juliaanimates9765]

so this video is a documentary of it

[@rachelleredd8803]

@@juliaanimates9765 pretty much

[@cinnamonbirb2686]

Hey, this is awesome! Thanks for doing that research, it is really interesting :3

[@technospyform1578]

@@juliaanimates9765 except the pig doesn't die

[@wertyuser798]

Pog

[@fightclub6284]

I searched “Sun Tzu the art of war” and this was the third result

[@mxcha3456]

Were you satisfied with the result? 😂

[@randomunfunnyname8834]

@@mxcha3456 yes

[@Miloslh]

Fight club lmaoo it is

[@catmuch4569]

Isn't for me :((

[@bluchu4720]

Accually its the 5th

[@TheVoidManager]

This can't be... This man.... Made EIGHT POTATO ELEVEN MINIONS.... *AND THEN HE PAINTED THE MONA LISA"*

[@jackaljack0]

He’s now farming potatoes in sky block forever

[@aubreyathame]

"THIS MAN MADE 8 POTATO 11 MINIONS *_A N D T H E N H E P A I N T E D T H E M O N A L I S A "_*

[@daviddavid-mi5qw]

Mazcraft yeah it was in the video thanks

[@Red-jr2lk]

Dávid dávid kindly shut the up ty

[@gvjjgghbggujhggh7713]

@@Red-jr2lk shut the up? Lmao

[@Red-jr2lk]

Gvjjgghb Ggujhggh precisely

[@gvjjgghbggujhggh7713]

@@Red-jr2lk seems legit

[@jeremy4045]

the jerries are just squid kid's alts, doing what you did to him.

[@shrubdonschannel8223]

jeremy ah I see, a keen eye

[@water2205]

:] that wouldn't work I'm afraid because techno blade didn't make the same mistake he did

[@Anthony8851]

It's actually secretly Hypixel watching techno.

[@unknownexe7006]

lol ye

[@marauder2580]

Pppppffff no they r spies from the helpers

[@ChromeTectonics]

Techno for like half the video: *its free real estate!*

[@VandalReWeaved-kv4nv5vj1c]

i love how he's practically invaded by the jerrys R.I.P Technoblade. you will forever be missed

[@sunnysideupeggz.]

LOL the quote “THEN HE PAINTED ThE MONA LISA” almost made me spit water I had in my mouth on my phone Also this was at 4:11

[@anastaziechaloupkova7234]

LOL

[@sunflowermarkey]

rip

[@preitypersaud6789]

.... Da Vinky?

[@desmondnghongkee]

RIP your phone. Normally i wouldnt care but its the device youre using to watch techno so...

[@kelseymadison4049]

Past Technoblade: “If I dont upload in that long my fans would MURDER ME!” Technoblade now: “I havnt uploading in more than a month, thats normal”

[@clickeggorubad7410]

Alternative title: grown man spends sleepless nights to farm more potato pixels to beat a kid in a block game

[@randygiffin8949]

more accurately grown man pig king of pvp

[@bcs-xp4ee]

Man?? Isn't he a pig who stab orhan for clout??

[@TheMapGod275]

I’m a fan

[@TheMapGod275]

I subscribe

[@artanisplays3982]

or a college student spends sleepless nights to farm more pixels to beat another college student

[@TheMemeTeam_Geek764]

I WILL NEVER STOP WATCHING THIS!!

[@prestonhatcher8275]

The Jerry's are still multiplying to this day 😂

[@HeyItsDan]

Fun fact: Jerry is actually Squid's alt and he has been AFKing on Techno's island for decades

[@ShapeBuilding]

O:

[@mr.smileyfacetwo8091]

OMG

[@Sid-wg3nd]

NANI???

[@HowHorror]

L

[@irongolem1476]

I thought minecraft was only a decade old *This shatters my reality*

[@xyran3319]

“I’ve seen Irish Famines with more Potatoes” Technoblade 2019

[@strems5539]

69 percent

[@minecat_]

Actually Technoblade 2015, he re-used his old joke

[@contentperson8971]

Hey bro I accidentally stole your comment and I came here to apologize

[@gould8019]

As a Irish person I flew off my chair when I heard it. A mix of finding it funny and feeling betrayed.

[@samhoey7762]

Yung Ebene ahah same lad

[@starlion3677]

I am rewatching this from 2024 and I still laugh, this is proof that Technoblade never dies