Skyblock: The Great Potato War

[@imasquidkid]

YOU ARE THE WORST

[@Technoblade]

L

[@danielhoi4]

im a squid kid no u

[@eternal9072]

im a squid kid re

[@tylerd6031]

god bless your soul

[@beepboop4043]

LMAO

[@nekouwu3303]

“YOU AFKED ON MY SERVER FOR _12_ HOURS” “IT WAS A GOOD PAINTING” 13/10 response

[@Joelle0821]

Lmfao

[@Joelle0821]

Underrated comment

[@memeelite5012]

Speech level 100

[@nekouwu3303]

English 1000

[@johnmendez9525]

Technokira?

[@ariariddle7547]

What people think Techno does: “I just murdered 5,000 orphans at the same time with a steering wheel while balancing on a single block.” What Techno actually does: “THE POTATO DOME!!!”

[@goosergeeser1603]

well i may argue that he does both at once

[@poojakhanna3784]

He is best

[@taran.gaston7800]

@@goosergeeser1603 yeah

[@zachary1951]

only 5,000 orphans. L

[@Infinitynous-gg6vs]

balancing on a single block is kind of what bedwars players already do.

[@wisp]

it's true, he's genuinely been on hypixel, in skyblock, for ~8 hours a day.

[@MagnusTNT]

I see

[@OversaltedPizza]

wassup wisp

[@deekay1306]

yo Kit! What’s good

[@MrWhiteMocha]

sounds fun

[@owenlok2325]

Hey I have been on for 12h and I can't even get another sword better than leaping

[@o_xxie4135]

i still come back every now and then. just to watch, and remember the start of high school, struggling with tests and just having all my stress fade away as i cant help but laugh at techno videos. thank you alex. thank you so much for still being here for me even in my full adult life. i miss you more then you'll ever know

[@That1CrazyWeirdo]

Watch it again

[@NotCoolPlayz]

watch it again

[@bsadfsafd]

I love the fact that we still go back to his videos and maybe new people come along who didn't know him before, but they will because he's still important to us and he always will be.

[@erice4443]

I love going back to his video and its so nostalgic. I've never cried for anyone's death, not even my grandmothers, yet I shed tears for him. I miss you techno

[@themyst8513]

I'm back

[@Keyofkarma]

He literally radiates chaotic energy. Constantly sounding so dead inside but his ideas are enough to derail an entire dnd session.

[@Lia-oz6sv]

techno would be that dnd player all dms fear

[@linkmariokirby7373]

@@Lia-oz6sv he'd love to kill the necromancer that destroyed his village and raised his friends and family as monstrous undead wights but he JUST found this cool rundown tavern in this town in the middle of nowhere and now he HAS to make the best tavern in the lands

[@喂-m6g]

I vote chaotic neutral

[@cupcakewithatophat1131]

I think it’s more like chaotic lawful

[@sumi_luu]

Cupcake with a top hat SMP earth, he followed the rules and found loop holes so I vote as well for Chaotic Lawful

[@Allunary]

I love how in the first potato war episode he says he'd never farm by hand, and then by the end of it thats exactly what he was doing- incredible character growth

[@dolphindubstep965]

Insomnia Blaze I love the fact that that isn’t an exaggeration lol he farmed potatoes by hand for 11 hours a day every day for the entire summer. THAT is chaotic energy.

[@itme8622]

@@dolphindubstep965 Damn you must be from the future cus it's July ya doofus lol

[@dolphindubstep965]

It Me oh I’m dumb lol

[@alexsiemers7898]

He also said it would take 8 months to pay off his potato 11 minions. And here we are, 8 months later

[@danielconlan8805]

This is like an actual movie trilogy

[@andrewz4322]

squidkid: "You ruined my life" squidkid: "I'm dropping out of school" Technoblade: "L O L"

[@pjatm_]

cheese and rice why are there no replies

[@beeswall1291]

i ruend the 777 likes you got sorry

[@andrewz4322]

@@beeswall1291 all is well... but the guy who ruined my 69th like however... me and them have some serious talking to do.

[@beeswall1291]

@@andrewz4322 thank you for taking mercy on me

[@DeathnoteBB]

I feel bad for squidkid :(

[@sufferidc3049]

Miss him so much but "fortunately I had a couple" gets me everytime

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Yeah.

[@warp5532]

everyone: Where did techno go? Technoblade: So I did some off-camera grinding...

[@j4hs179]

*i FARM all day* *i FARM all night*

[@warp5532]

@@j4hs179 i FARM all seeds 'Till those 'tatoes are inside

[@rodneygalaxyplayz4532]

@@warp5532 I farm your mom

[@jonahjeffrey9059]

this comment is fuckin great

[@Pins30]

ye

[@ToxicYT]

Just one more time, I have to watch this one more time.

[@waterysoda]

same bruh

[@Djdakwjejdc]

i know what you mean

[@MystLucid]

Same but im not watching this for the final time

[@DimityPockets]

Same

[@ninjagaming4883]

Crying rn lmao

[@TapL]

You should donate all the potatoes to the Irish

[@yogurtadventures4542]

Yes great idea, like they need more

[@swordyboiii260]

Helo god

[@Blueygu]

No he shouldnt the squid would know and become irish and steal the potatos

[@iceyberq]

Yes

[@Choro3160]

Lol

[@anshgoel6010]

At this point it's mandatory to watch this series once a month. Hence proved Technoblade never dies, he will continue to live for ever in our hearts

[@Sigmalord-b7r]

No one cares my content is way better 😂

[@ShadowdoesGaming-oo3eo]

@@Sigmalord-b7r no one cares about your content, techno's content is 10x better than yours.

[@st4le.konpii]

I come back here 2 times a week just for this series like 😢

[@rico4376]

“I’m having fun” "I dropped out of college for this” -Technoblade 2019

[@Creym464]

@@totallycreek4812 same

[@beanieboo4047]

Why is it that we're all just a bunch of depressed blobs who like laughing at random shit? Cause that's what this generation is known for.

[@kittylitty01]

Beanie Boo 404 damm to real

[@samstevens2945]

it was a funny joke, but we saw the video

[@cardboardbox331]

The only way to make this funnier is if you took this quote out of context and made it into two characters speaking to each other

[@raet8767]

“Fortunately I have a couple” Literally hundreds of catalysts

[@calvincrowder2198]

more like thousands

[@flashback2335]

R/whoooosh

[@calvincrowder2198]

@@flashback2335 nah i realize it was sarcasm

[@lemond_9139]

He stole my crystals );

[@nombregd]

More like billions

[@k_0nge]

"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak" -Sun Tzu

[@Linneom]

Some loser:HELP GET THIS ROCK OFF ME!! me literally hulk: every day I break my bones.

[@kouluruoka7920]

@@Linneom K boomer

[@OcaenNam]

@@kouluruoka7920 what

[@kdino1054]

@@Linneom bruh

[@xninewxw7559]

Kouluruoka HOW DARE YOU

[@Boo13-w4e]

1:21 "I'm having fun, I dropped out of college for this."

[@BananaWasTaken]

Squid: YOU AFK’D FOR 12 HOURS Technoblade: it was a good painting LMAO

[@aunghowa3943]

Banana u copied >:(

[@BananaWasTaken]

Hkun Aung i was just quoting one of my favourite bits from the video

[@kreonidas7475]

@@smokingdatclipzypack 9:26 lol

[@BananaWasTaken]

Pinked Woopsie just removed the really

[@kreonidas7475]

@@BananaWasTaken does it really matter?

[@enderlovesbagels101]

“I’m going to go afk now bye” “WHY” This got a good chuckle outta me

[@FireDramine7]

same hahahhaa

[@Amindophed]

(._.)

[@blazeforerunner37]

Welp it’s potato time

[@miladjabri4463]

At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in

[@FireDramine7]

@@miladjabri4463 It's a mod called Optifine which optimizes the game and also adds this zoom option. Standard it's on left control I think

[@godfilms]

Imagine if some english teacher tries to find the art of war for the class and finds a 3 part series on farming potatoes in minecraft.

[@Mikeanium]

lmao

[@ApppleeSnappplee]

That would be hillarious

[@juliazhou1598]

And she LIKES it

[@seedy2432]

That would be funny

[@josephm6719]

Same difference really

[@callumpears1523]

Recommended on Christmas Eve. Missing this legend so much. o7

[@rachelleredd8803]

Fun fact: There was an actual war called the Pig and Potato War. (This isn't a joke, look it up. Also known as the Pig War.) Basically, there are a couple of little islands called the San Juans in the Northwest of the US, more specifically between the coast of Washington state and Vancouver Island. At the time, (1859), these islands were owned mutually by America and Britain, and both countries had residence there. It was a pretty peaceful area for a while. However, one day a British man's pig escaped its pen and got into an American man's potato farm. The American shot the pig to prevent his farm from being destroyed, to the fury of the owner of the pig. The two got into an argument, and before long the police got involved, and then the military. No one actually got hurt, as the situation was shut down before it could escelate to the point of real violence, but it was a close call. This conflict actually sparked a discussion between America and Britain over who owned the islands, but that's less important. The point is, there's technically a war that was fought over a pig and some potatoes, with the only casualty being the pig. I really hope someone finds this comment, I live in WA and actually did a small research project on this topic last year. I hope my random knowledge can be put to use. Edit: I am aware that Oversimplified did a video on this topic. You guys can stop telling me about it now.

[@juliaanimates9765]

so this video is a documentary of it

[@rachelleredd8803]

@@juliaanimates9765 pretty much

[@cinnamonbirb2686]

Hey, this is awesome! Thanks for doing that research, it is really interesting :3

[@technospyform1578]

@@juliaanimates9765 except the pig doesn't die

[@wertyuser798]

Pog

[@zaekat4088]

“I wouldn’t say I’m a competitive person-“

[@hollyh3181]

*hysterical laughter from wilbur*

[@jefferson745]

LAUGH IN 10 MONTH

[@faraday3683]

Now *that’s a lie*

[@chunky8684]

im the 1k like :D

[@dejiadeyale9444]

Was this in a livestream? If so when??

[@urrfavgirl.ezze1655]

how many times i’ve watched this video because it comforts me. it makes me believe he’s still here. technoblade never dies.. never

[@xNestorio]

this was so good

[@daequanhairline3382]

when you have 260,000 subscribers yet your not top comment

[@svenes2326]

like yo babe

[@joy-6629]

YO NESTORIO!!!!!

[@sudowo3688]

xNestorio hey I’m big fan u should be with techno for mc monday

[@fireball7327]

Oof

[@kimberlitemc8295]

Technoblade: the only person to use ancient Chinese war strategies to win in an online potato race

[@jpobi9880]

Sun Tzu would be proud

[@ThatsCalledTreeson]

Indeed

[@ayayafanfan]

Kimberlite Mc omg kimberlite ily

[@MrNexis3]

This video consists of : - Techno cyberbullying squid - Techno quoting Sun Tzu - Jerries multiplying and stalking Techno

[@Graham226]

MrNexis thanks for the viewer warning

[@aspyyyn5245]

- Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@Calebe311]

*What do jerries do???*

[@Graham226]

@@Calebe311 they try to occupy the world under the rule of hitler Germans from the military are called jerries

[@JimothyTohn]

Jerries are by far the scariest scene in this

[@Venexoro]

At 12:00, he shows 2,880 catalysts. At 12:02, you can count 12 potato minions, which means that he could run those 12 minions for 42.479166666... days.

[@307radio]

5 years a little late

[@technobladefan7791]

Techno probably caused a whole literal inflation of hot potato books making them extremely easy to buy, because so many more people farmed potatoes and then sold books. This means when he was trying to do this to get hot potato books for his tool upgrades, he helped everyone in skyblock get easier tool upgrades

[@virtual2288]

He's just that nice to everyone. nothing else lmao. Yea but it's a nice byproduct of a WAR

[@Soul-xm4kc]

he may be a villain and an anarchist, but he is a good anarchist.

[@meenahh]

yes that actually happened

[@QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18]

they are literally 50K RIGHT NOW

[@garygao6072]

@@QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18 EXACTLY, EVERYONE IS TRYING TO MEME AND BECOME NUMBER 1 DESPITE NEEDING TO WAIT A BILLION YEARS WITHOUT MANUAL FARMING

[@Peliculan]

“If you have a problem, the answer is slavery” -Technoblade Edit: Fly high king, you were a hero to all, and you still are.

[@GamingWithCalvin1]

art of potato war

[@ApppleeSnappplee]

The art of potato war

[@novus291]

p o t a t o a r t

[@Peliculan]

@Matthew Russeau 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@chromied2039]

-From The God Of Pootatos

[@ajcastillo9152]

Techno’s Brain: How many Sun Tzu references should I put? Techno: *Yes*

[@Enfinityyy]

Are you my brother?

[@ajcastillo9152]

@@Enfinityyy ayy my brudda

[@tanky_8677]

infinite

[@suntzu8529]

True

[@ajcastillo9152]

@@suntzu8529 sun tzu pog

[@yunhanguo4221]

Every time this shows up on my yt fyp I sit through the entire series again…. Technoblade never dies!

[@whynotanyting]

"You AFKed on my island for 12 hours." "It was a good painting."

[@futurafree3669]

Nincadalop that killed me

[@zionj104]

@@futurafree3669 ditto

[@pphrph2176]

i just realised he was foreshadowing that he was going to take #1

[@andreay2854]

But it was a good painting

[@Trainwreck3000]

it was tho

[@zacrader815]

“You ruined my life” Techno: lol

[@goldenpaperyt9763]

Everyone else: OMG 1st place on HYPIXEL Technoblade: puts war in the title and get demonitised

[@nmll]

666 like

[@Nugcon]

lol

[@pewpew2321]

goldenpaper YT I assumed he got demonitised for saying the word ‘slavery’

[@lachlantran5726]

"What else could I do? FARM POTATOS BY HAND!?!?!?" Techno foreshadowing

[@ThatOneGuy-qw1xx]

Foreshadowing about 2 seconds. “Okay I actually did for like an hour it made a tiny dent”

[@davidzigar4689]

Isaac Mattson He ment foreshadowing to the other parts of the series, where the main way he gets potatoes is manually farming them.

[@ThatOneGuy-qw1xx]

I know but it was funny :(

[@LiamKaiser93]

Damn...

[@gdtyler728]

Lol

[@Ihelps]

5:00 "I can't go that long, my fans will murder me" If only he knew. 😥

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Techno: "I've been farming potatoes" That must explain the Great Potato Famine of 1945

[@connerhughes6654]

Hello mustache man, I see the algorithm has gathered us once again...

[@vortigan7362]

@@connerhughes6654 No this one dosen't have a mustache

[@connerhughes6654]

@@vortigan7362 oh no I’m dumb

[@vortigan7362]

@@connerhughes6654 Oh don't worry, error happen

[@blueish_berry]

hello again

[@xdecimal6470]

Technoblade’s casual dark humor kills me everytime

[@sukunavxq]

:D

[@abandonedindefinitely-h4l]

:D

[@elaineyg3188]

D:

[@ConfusedRambutan]

D:

[@epoch2844]

:O

[@chrryx707]

“I can’t go that long without uploading my fans will murder me.” people who waited for potato war 3: so that was a lie.

[@HermitCree]

The worst part was watching the stream when he won, and then waiting over a month for the video lmao

[@Grazzar]

I commented that first and I got 4 likes (RIP)

[@user-ee1rl3tg7w]

@@Grazzar lol

[@comp_19]

He legit dropped out of College to farm potatos

[@HermitCree]

@@comp_19 He tried to tell us it was to record videos... But we all know the truth

[@kingaxolotl4085]

0:13 that would sound crazy out of context

[@Landon-u5h]

🤦‍♂️

[@Tryallzzz2]

Bro it sounds crazy on context

[@Declan-zn8sv]

Change it to 0:20

[@Geegs]

"you ruined my life" "LOL"

[@itbit1776]

Either your the worst tier of staff or your netherite tier

[@arabicnokia4399]

@@itbit1776 he's not a channel moderator but he also got 700 likes for commenting the pinned comment

[@georgeofhamilton]

LOL

[@zvolyx3247]

The kind of comments that 2k likes and 4 replies always weird me out.

[@Despacitoian]

Geegs L O L

[@theniceumbrella7174]

Me: searches "sun tzu" KZbin: potato war, take it or leave it

[@bronwyncurnow2960]

Lmao did you know who techno was before googling that???

[@henrybissland2349]

LMAO

[@aoxgam3r274]

LOL

[@AgreeableSmile]

aight i'll take it

[@pixelatedman1876]

Il take it

[@lukebramer3283]

"It only lasts 3 hours. Fortunately..." OPENS A FULL DOUBLE CHEST OF STACKS OF CATALYSTS "I have a couple" Technoblade, master of humility and comedic sarcasm

[@sighfourmc]

he had exactly 3118 of those in his chest. "I have a couple"

[@marthaa998]

Also had a "few" withers. 😂

[@sn1p1n]

Yea, it's only a few.

[@Bonechoke]

he was holdin back too. He had two other double chests filled with stacks of catalysts

[@deadchannel1943]

“Everyone was saying I was bragging, but I was really holding back” Opens another few double chests of catalysts

[@Hello.Joshua4694]

I love when this gets randomly recommended to me. I will always click on it.

[@jadejaymer]

Technoblade is like Thanos: he gave up on being the most powerful to become a farmer

[@kingoffury.]

Ah yes

[@kathgd]

Tru

[@LuckyDucky_Art]

@@emmapittman1592 no

[@freechuufromBBC]

Furry Potato well thanos died

[@crabboboi1938]

Technoblade is better than thanos cause he never dies

[@sus9354]

Tecnoblade: shows up for interview Interview: what are you good at Technoblade: I like to cyberbully kids

[@sus9354]

Not any more 😭

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

"I farmed over 500 million potatoes in minecraft"

[@うが-g1b]

“ I started and won a war in Minecraft.”

[@mastergamerwasd5508]

Interview : What!? Technoblade : Wait, in video games.

[@crabington6036]

You will be missed longer than you ever could have imagined, TechnoBlade. Merry Christmas and happy holidays ❤️

[@dazeyt984]

Squid: YOU RUINED MY LIFE Techno: *uncontrollable laughter*

[@dogebreadb7125]

No replies lol les go free liked

[@natigefner9834]

How am I the 3rd like on a comment that has over 650 likes

[@darklusare7582]

yay 666 for the technobeast number

[@juliansworld7672]

Lol

[@coffeetree_]

“L”

[@henrywaldhausen7947]

“He was already 7.5 million potatoes ahead” a number that near the end of the war was so trivial, it could be farmed in just 6 hours “309,000 potatoes a day” in the end it was like 1.75 million a day And squid only had around 7 million potatoes in this vid... In the end they were both near 500,000,000... this post is a PSA to show how hard these two men worked for their potatoes

[@Bhoope]

1.75 mil an hour

[@comp_19]

Crazy to see the progress

[@xtrats198]

Crazy how ppl state some more facts steal my comment and get more likes

[@xtrats198]

Plus it was 10 mill a day so just kinda mad

[@Alex-cz3te]

Xtrats yOu StOlE mY cOmMeNt shut up idiot

[@landry667]

This is my 50th time watching the Potato War Series. Im not going to stop watching Techos videos.

[@alphamamba3076]

"Ive seen Irish famines with more potatos than this farm" Best quote ever

[@Iodinee]

he just copied his own quote from a few years ago you realize that?

[@alphamamba3076]

@@Iodinee nope, not really

[@kata3461]

No the best quote is "if you have a problem the answer is slavery"

[@alphamamba3076]

@@kata3461 ye u right

[@G33KPVP]

One of his older quotes too. Said it in "Inspiration" back in 2015

[@no.you.]

This all started because Technoblade got top 50 by accident.

[@ricardo1405]

No he was just too lazy to buy them of the AH

[@Fallman10]

And now he head won

[@oganesson7255]

Tortoise: Now, I have won.

[@kkTeaz]

Ye

[@abslzero]

@@Fallman10 ah yes he *head* won

[@cark_irl]

i may not know anything about what im meant to be studying, but i know how many potatoes per hour technoblade had at various times in the last year

[@eggsdeeoof3034]

You have your priorities straight cark

[@williamhe1967]

Cark.

[@samwiccc]

Cark.

[@Jowonne]

Banger comment Cark

[@Alifraipye]

Cark.

[@acutestar]

Happy anniversary to the best saga there is. We miss you Techno

[@Wes.ton.8]

“You afk’d on my island for like 12 hours!” “It was a good painting!”

[@ZHH_Studios]

*l u l*

[@loganreano1910]

People at art museums be like

[@i2t290]

lololol

[@Anistotle]

Why afk on other people's island is bad ?

[@sirjoemega3744]

@@Anistotle did u watch the technoblade potato war series or what

[@dasaniwater1618]

Technoblade: I can’t go that long without uploading Also him: does exactly that

[@user-dh8oi2mk4f]

Tactical Elite he’s gone longer than 3 months without uploading?

[@imhs6915]

Aidan Zhong he’s doing it rn lol

[@user-dh8oi2mk4f]

@@imhs6915 oh, I see

[@patriknovak6264]

@@user-dh8oi2mk4f ay

[@toxic_gg867]

Patrik Novák ay

[@grimreefer9324]

“Whitelisted what do you want from me” “My goals are beyond your understanding”

[@MmMm-cr9yn]

Lol I’m the first comment on this.

[@fluffiesx7404]

@@MmMm-cr9yn im second

[@JustNuggie]

I'm third

[@jmcu17]

I'm seven and I still can't count.

[@8ighty_8ight]

@@jmcu17 I’m 420th

[@music4life-000]

i keep watching this every year i watch the entire series at least once per year

[@pitickoxd8114]

same

[@CaoNiMaBi]

Techno: “Who dis?” Squid kid: “You ruined my life...” Technoblade: “Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”

[@idk-dd8dn]

Harry should of done bedwars instead he has the biggest win streak pretty sure

[@copycat698]

Sunflowers I don’t think he has the most because he just gave up but he did cross 1k

[@billybobjoe7737]

I lost 6 million dollars in skyblock because this guy scammed me.

[@ireadysucks3026]

Chicken lil Toonz did you buy his porkchop, because any person who wanted to save coins and with an IQ over 10 would realize it wasn’t worth it.

[@miladjabri4463]

At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in

[@quinna.524]

2017: Worlds best skywars player 2019: Worlds best potato farmer

[@przemysawchudzik9977]

He's just a retired veteran now

[@pjatm_]

Thanos in a nutshell MURDER. DEATH. Farmer in the end.

[@RecluseAbomination]

@@pjatm_ Omg Technoblade is THANOS CONFIRMED

[@icarus6086]

What happened to the fastest man in skyblock

[@luminatron]

best skywars player fastest man in skyblock *farmer boi*

[@jaybonn5973]

I see why people like techno now. How do people have the brain capacity for this

[@christopherbyun7182]

We don’t

[@fishfood4743]

@@christopherbyun7182 Exactly

[@felesnocis]

Jay Bonn, Please tell me you watched the next two videos about the war

[@jaybonn5973]

@@felesnocis regretfully...... hes a madman

[@jaybonn5973]

@@felesnocis also his comedic timing is perfect

[@tylersavoy3266]

The entire time from 4:20 (nice!) on, when he’s using that POV on that rooftop, it looks like the buildings face is looming up at him

[@barsukascool]

Whe’e

[@Erron-hn5ty]

Alternate video title: Technoblade crashes the potato economy for fun.

[@aleksakomlenovic2419]

For glory*

[@superlevi5181]

And fame*

[@Gr8Imres]

and honor*

[@Tay-tt2gy]

444 likes

[@JasonXYT]

And money*

[@fightclub6284]

I searched “Sun Tzu the art of war” and this was the third result

[@mxcha3456]

Were you satisfied with the result? 😂

[@randomunfunnyname8834]

@@mxcha3456 yes

[@Miloslh]

Fight club lmaoo it is

[@catmuch4569]

Isn't for me :((

[@bluchu4720]

Accually its the 5th

[@thatpenguinn]

Techno: *Quits college so he can focus on his career* Also techno: Wait I have to upload?

[@jackofalltrades8412]

Yes Jim

[@robbin.386]

Lol

[@boog4377]

Fr lol

[@LincOnianZ]

Every time I rewatch the series I make sure to eat some kind of Potato. Whether that be french fries, Potato chips, Tater Tots whatever.

[@elijahduvvuri1635]

I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”

[@dwightmiller9538]

He is justifying his stalking by calling it "investigative journalism"

[@stormy9920]

Why are we back here again!?!

[@Idknomore2]

@@stormy9920 every moth i come here to see this sooo

[@unknownmj1699]

@@Idknomore2 lol

[@rosamartinezdiaz3442]

@@Idknomore2 yeah same

[@chronicp1stol5]

Jerry: Did you beat him. Techno: Yes Jerry: What did it cost Techno: AFKing at a kids island and cyber bullying him until he quits.

[@pandabear_god7303]

So realistic when we think about techno

[@himpta]

Brian Lovins yes that is what happened in the video

[@toweringvidz6601]

Lol tru dat

[@baterwottle2400]

Lol

[@nezariliass6598]

Pretty sure squid kids voice is to deep for a kid

[@Herrscher-of-Autism]

Let this video become an immortal reminder of the lengths someone's ADHD will go to in order to be the best at something only one other person cares about

[@gandpork]

This comment is perfect

[@KazuKu02]

Every now and then I always find myself back at his videos watching them again and again

[@themostproblematicperson]

lmao

[@gavinsepicgaming9835]

Wait how is this related to ADHD, if anything wouldn't ADHD make you not do this?

[@gandpork]

@@gavinsepicgaming9835 ADHD includes an infamous ability to hyper focus on specific tasks. The long version: Adhd is not low attention, it is the lack of an ability to efficiently produce and or interact with dopamine, this means that people with adhd will search out any and all stimulation they can; because of this when a constant supply of dopamine presents itself to those with adhd they will focus on the source for as long as they can, hence why video games, drugs, pornography, and other addictive substances are common among those affected by adhd.

[@efteron5342]

He won, he gave his siblings enough money for college, he got his 10mil. His last message to us may not have been everything he wanted to say, and it may not have been everything we wanted to hear, but it was enough. And it was closure. That's all that matters. We love you man.

[@mrdaedalus98]

And Now 12 Mil. I never watched him before, but watching his videos for the first time now is still surreal.

[@cc32834]

Technoblade never loses

[@Oh_god_they_jumping_me]

Techno is currently overthrowing God

[@Kejody53]

@@SomeOne-yf3qq grow up

[@Oh_god_they_jumping_me]

@@SomeOne-yf3qq what did you put in crab emoji he's a pig a crowned pig

[@reaper7point030]

“I dropped out of college for this.” -Technoblade

[@d4nny_2311]

Fun fact: Jerry is actually Squid's alt and he has been AFKing on Techno's island for decades

[@ShapeBuilding]

O:

[@mr.smileyfacetwo8091]

OMG

[@Sid-wg3nd]

NANI???

[@HowHorror]

L

[@irongolem1476]

I thought minecraft was only a decade old *This shatters my reality*

[@SteveLaw80]

im_a_squid_kid: *exists* Technoblade: I’m about to end this man’s entire career

[@monsterhugg1664]

end*

[@bjornstrand6979]

More like life

[@ironichippo9859]

Shut up

[@overlordemu7765]

I feel sorry for him

[@polish_filipino]

"You ruined my life, this is all I had" - im_a_ squid_kid, 2019

[@FionaAnimatesBagels]

"I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this" Jesus Christ, if you keep roasting your opponents like this your going to be going up against *im a calamari kid*

[@pooer382]

haha dead

[@shiv7978]

Haha dead

[@jootok5071]

That is where you are wrong. Techno IS the *calamari kid*

[@pooer382]

@@shiv7978 '_'

[@calamaribowl8683]

Who?

[@MrCrab_Gaming]

0:45 The words "I decided I would be the number one rank in potatoes" shook skyblock to its core

[@Sigmalord-b7r]

I don’t care my content is way better 😂😂

[@ChaosKing8790]

​@@Sigmalord-b7rYap Lord right here

[@vik8126]

"What do you want!?" "I was checking up on the last supper." "You were on my island for like twelve hours??" "It was a good painting!"

[@haroldbalzac6336]

I like the selfie pfp.

[@arcticlightning7255]

Well, it really was a good painting

[@sudeendawadi8787]

You really from Nepal??

[@dx87gaming31]

That’s a long supper

[@BL4D3M45TR]

Speech 100

[@monkeysbi7717]

“This video is sponsored by Sun Tzu”

[@cooleKinder]

Underrated 😂

[@annoyingguyoninternet1631]

Get your own 100 years of training using code ITSTECHNOBLADERUN to get 10% off

[@battledroidmk129]

*NO THIS VÍDEO IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*

[@primarina9812]

Battle droid MK12 skip

[@dearil8007]

OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO

[@georgeorwell6899]

It’s bittersweet watching this after the recent announcement, but I know when I inevitably come back to watch this series for the hundredth time, the bitterness of loss will be completely replaced with the sweetness of remembrance. RIP and thank you for all that you’ve done, Technoblade.

[@Azotkk]

Rip

[@wormicide3651]

Beautifully put

[@sanchez7672]

I know your not here anymore but I just want to say you are the best KZbin channel I ever watched we miss you thecnoblade ❤️ 1:48

[@BurritoToonz]

dropped out of college, and can still calculate slopes. *_He'll survive._*

[@sleepy_b0i]

BurritoToonz You know the best part? * He won’t starve to death cuz he has rank #1 in Farming for P O T A T O E S*

[@schpau9339]

You mean gradient right?

[@channeldeleted2253]

you mean derivative right ?

[@Ketchuplord101]

@@schpau9339 as a student week has an exam on this exact topic next week can confirm they ate the same thing

[@Exotic4M3]

*Impossible.*

[@spacemandaman2970]

We all know death is at the end of everything, but the way a person really dies is when they are forgotten. Techno will always live in our hearts. R.I.P legend.

[@youridepouri1366]

sometimes the end is just a pathway to another place

[@caleballen6588]

Technoblade never dies.

[@clickeggorubad7410]

Alternative title: grown man spends sleepless nights to farm more potato pixels to beat a kid in a block game

[@randygiffin8949]

more accurately grown man pig king of pvp

[@bcs-xp4ee]

Man?? Isn't he a pig who stab orhan for clout??

[@TheMapGod275]

I’m a fan

[@TheMapGod275]

I subscribe

[@artanisplays3982]

or a college student spends sleepless nights to farm more pixels to beat another college student

[@KaleThePlantorMusician]

5 years later this STILL lives up to its glory

[@fazemammatralle]

Rest in peace Technoblade. The impact you had on the server will never be forgotten. "Technoblade never dies" and you may live on in our hearts :(

[@8bbl69]

Legendary people dont die, they remain in out hearts

[@connerfox6990]

he will always be with us all

[@eman-815]

Sad

[@TheOofster123]

Technoblade never dies!

[@swalke6861]

as a quote from the sandlot “Remember, kid. There’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you’ll never go wrong.”

[@unabledstardust]

“Technoblade, where have you been all this time? Well, you see, I was farming potatoes in Skyblock.” somehow it hurts now

[@TheStarMachine2000]

Yeah . . . I miss Technoblade

[@Likhinn]

thats why i came here, that quote

[@questionablewaltzer5329]

Revised answer: "Well you see, I was in the mortal realm. Now I'm in Skyblock permanently."

[@NJstudios-21]

@@questionablewaltzer5329😭😭😭

[@JulieBloodsuckerrxoxo]

I want him back

[@dixtir69]

_"If you_ wish _to defeat an_ _enemy_ _Train For_ _another 100 years"_ *_-Sun Tzu_*

[@sun-tz1th]

nice skippy and technoblade refrence

[@ah.]

Zani idiot

[@sparks3430]

@@ah. why is he an idiot

[@AzureQuality]

Bruh

[@ah.]

Sparks hes like 7

[@dynamicgamesyt3]

Welcome back, the other two videos are up next. Enjoy.

[@trollster7133]

I like how techno just said “math wasn’t enough” and instead of getting idk potato farming for dummies he goes straight to the art of war. And no one questions it

[@frickoffman5845]

this was one year ago

[@yeetakis4844]

L

[@yeetakis4844]

O

[@yeetakis4844]

L

[@marysworld9760]

why would you question it?

[@Part1ng]

“First he got arrested, then I cyberbullied him” -Technoblade

[@Dyliannare]

@@ranpu1019 hahahaha

[@Kalv106]

"Potatoes" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

[@cryezen]

Potato

[@theneonest1777]

@@cryezen potato

[@beurfus1754]

TheNeonest potato potato potato

[@o3o3-37]

I wonder how he feels about some guy using his quotes to help him farm potatoes in a magical game that is displayed on glass

[@yousefgallali5304]

@@beurfus1754 @TheNeost @Potato Potato

[@EclipsedTurtle]

Almost 2025 and this is still my favorite Minecraft series

[@fallahrock9715]

Everyone: techno hasn't posted in a while Techno: So I've been grinding potatoes

[@wolf3d97]

*GRINDING OFF-CAMERA* xD

[@muneebhussain8229]

Technoblade: Yeah I’m a gamer

[@iamthepeppapig8877]

A while no no

[@betelgeuse4a]

Ah.

[@cooleKinder]

Technoblade just made a pro gamer move

[@jello3141]

“I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this”

[@AntonioKillzz7]

Technoblade does anything the fans:

[@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye]

understood even further

[@sincerelymason]

my irish friend’s response to this was: why are you in my house

[@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye]

@@sincerelymason Me: I am also Irish

[@kylecarberry5580]

@@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye I’m Irish aswell

[@jeremy4045]

the jerries are just squid kid's alts, doing what you did to him.

[@shrubdonschannel8223]

jeremy ah I see, a keen eye

[@water2205]

:] that wouldn't work I'm afraid because techno blade didn't make the same mistake he did

[@Anthony8851]

It's actually secretly Hypixel watching techno.

[@unknownexe7006]

lol ye

[@marauder2580]

Pppppffff no they r spies from the helpers

[@UNKNOWN-fd8gi]

R.I.P Techno Technoblade never dies he's playing Skywars in the skies

[@someguywithawi-ficonnectio931]

Godspeed Techno, show those scrubs in heaven how to farm potatoes properly like the legend you are.

[@cheeta5308]

Well said.

[@Nova_Scotchxx]

@@Spartan_11711 he was an atheist.. :(

[@Cnmong]

@@Nova_Scotchxx he was also the blood god

[@Mrtophat2]

Maybe he will teach the dead Russian surfs

[@felipealmeida822]

Rip

[@joyce9786]

I'm honestly a very new technoblade fan, but i've watched the potato war trilogy an embarrassing number of times already

[@johndurie7830]

I know, these videos are so fun to rewatch

[@wilyriley_]

same i only started watching technoblade a month and a half ago

[@SgwiggleMonSquiggles]

_embrace it, what is embarrassing to you is pitiful to the rest of us techno fans_

[@writingmusey]

welcome!!! :D hope you enjoy your stay in the fandom

[@sunsetskye483]

Same

[@makuru2100]

If you guys feel sad about your life remember: Technoblade gave up college to farm potatoes in a virtual game

[@thur9368]

Hes getting that bread tho, what r u doing with your life? Seeing yt videos?

[@captainteemo3265]

@@thur9368 chill bro xd

[@bryannlmb9810]

Imgoingtochat Otakuversion Bruh it’s a joke 🥶💀

[@FragKampit]

Yeah but are you number 1 on anything?

[@ownblobz3471]

Captain Teemo hey you’re suppose to be on duty rn what are you doing watching vids

[@edduardo623]

I have been watching potato war all over again for MANY TIMES. I have almost memorized word by word this legend say

[@neilcabrera2399]

I thought technoblade would't upload maybe because of something that happened in his personal life. But when he said he was gone for 1 month because of farming potatoes, I couldn't help but laugh and remember the reason I subbed in the first place.

[@zacharyrusch312]

Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

[@azin1949]

Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

[@loukkiss]

Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

[@johnhunter7244]

Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

[@AyColeWoah]

Neil Cabrera this is very true lol