i rant about the new skywars maps for 17 minutes

[@13375]

8:52 Wow, the animated texture of the diamond ore was perfectly timed!!

[@axenkeysaxenkeys7918]

Omg yes

[@axenkeysaxenkeys7918]

Lol

[@anonymousinc3916]

Just realized that

[@disolsole9847]

yeaa

[@marcogc2913]

Yes

[@zhixunpek3200]

Technoblade:"If I'm using something it's grounds to remove it fron the game" TNT gets nerfed in bedwars Technoblade:"Noooooooooo!!! TNT was innocent"

[@kean1491]

Zhi Xun Pek but its different i would agree with that tnt did nothing

[@Beppojoe]

Comboed kid: "Why hack? Technoblade: "Hacking is fun"

[@grqfes]

"hack is fun"*

[@shivery_timbers1430]

Isn’t this cyber bully the best?

[@lemondigit7309]

@@shivery_timbers1430 No no Pixelbully is the best haha

[@alectheamazing]

Beppo, more like LittleKingRyan

[@AustPro]

Hack is always fun

[@icymix9574]

I would kill just to hear him rant abt the maps again, we miss you already Techno, keep farm potatoes wherever you are - Technoblade never dies

[@kedd1e]

who would you kill?

[@williamkarpicke2377]

I keep watching his old videos and for a while I can forget, it’s a strange thing how these videos can sort of keep him alive. Technoblade truly never dies.

[@cleoh3]

I heard heaven gives a 2x potato multiplier so I'm sure he's doing okay

[@momoreem8902]

@Archibald Shingleton how petty

[@fecker1443]

I don’t want to sound sappy but same tbh…

[@Jaytwos]

You have a beautiful chiseled chin in that thumbnail

[@hailey-pc6ix]

J2S best comment

[@itzkennyplayz1355]

J2S rip f5

[@Aaronnnnnn]

J2S lol

[@scytherind8928]

That's his throat mate

[@thelegendaryarrox5559]

He’s the king pig from angry birds bruv

[@rgbtoaster9409]

I’m rewatching everything. The content is still S tier.

[@hay8630]

same ;)

[@agoogleaccount818]

@@hay8630 same

[@mnet38]

"...no matter how riddicioulus the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome theese challenges and achieve something beautiful, and one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come..." - Technoblade (the hypixel skyblock experience

[@VaarlyYoutube]

yeah

[@durroslake1294]

yep same

[@davidb8348]

I watched someone rant about new skywars maps for 17 minutes

[@saltychicken7086]

(IN THE HOOD)

[@TuanNguyen-uu7zu]

cr lol

[@BuilderJay29]

Who is he? Sounds like a nerd.

[@noodlehead6414]

filkjes DavidLB no you watched someone rant about skywars for just about 18 minutes

[@jacobborcich2695]

filkjes DavidLB who?

[@rootbeerfloathaspop3301]

2017: "we are a nation of laws, you gotta respect them" 2020: "government is the cause of all our problems"

[@orppranator5230]

Well we got it right eventually :)

[@oreoshark3135]

Your late

[@rootbeerfloathaspop3301]

@@oreoshark3135 so are you

[@oreoshark3135]

Wasn’t trying to. Already watched it when it came out

[@rootbeerfloathaspop3301]

@@oreoshark3135 wdym

[@BitzelBlockington]

The only thing I hate about Skywars updates is the fact that whenever it updates all the tryhards go online and I can't trap >_>

[@ΚωνσταντινοςΦουντας-κ9ζ]

Bitzel true

[@Amokzyy]

Ikr, ive been trying to trap for so long

[@IdkIdk-xj2vo]

true...

[@BitzelBlockington]

My hidden player trap used to work like 90% of the time but now there's so many people who actually have brains

[@Amokzyy]

Bitzel lol, today my friend tried it and actually got a kill. Wanna do some trapping wednesday?

[@josephgamel5190]

my favorite part about this vid is how 3 of the final four are having a standoff then technoblade comes in and just slaughters all of them in 20 secs 9:08

[@cameliascripet8792]

"You can die for 50% off your car insurance"

[@Chickenbro69]

@@cameliascripet8792 such a great deal

[@invertmousegod6997]

How people deal with problems Normal people: ignore them or stand up if it is too bad Technoblade : use energix

[@azootycoonplayer9029]

Inqredible lmfao omg you made my day hahahahaha

[@riccardocarrafelli5143]

Inqredible LMAO

[@justrez2571]

facts

[@melwnanimations5591]

i love submerged and novus but they took that away i also loved haunted

[@nathanielvantassell8809]

Inqredible yep

[@superbooglet]

Builders: make what's likely their most detailed map yet, with impressively rugged and realistic terrain for minecraft. Techno: H A L F S L A B

[@Slackow]

"Hack is fun" made me laugh so much

[@Daddy-Y194]

Everything he says is funny

[@rakawidi]

@@Daddy-Y194 why did you reply to a comment 3 years ago?

[@rtji0]

reply is fun

[@vastery]

@@rakawidi why not

[@nazlynayeem7551]

Lol

[@flop2120]

all im saying is the main tower design is literally just dark souls since its literally the firelink shrine from dark souls 1

[@activevertex4475]

I did not know, until today, that firelink shrine was in skywars, and Im disappointed because theres no giant crow to take me back to the prison

[@GGmanlife]

Same to the both of you

[@Nsaynchkn]

agreed

[@jefferysmith8387]

"I hate this map. It's litterally made of two blocks: the tears of orphan children and half slabs" -Technoblade 2017😂😂😂

[@samuelramsey7156]

XDDD

[@nightelixir1184]

take note of the "Half-slabs" part LOL

[@MollyMoller]

@@nightelixir1184 *Insert Half-Life reference*

[@nightelixir1184]

@@MollyMoller oh gawd lol

[@return3116]

2019 be like. Lmfao.

[@kraigdoesstuffss]

8:53 the timing of the little shines on the diamond ores is perfect

[@haleyys6474]

Firelink Shrine: Someone always camps at the very top of the mid with knockback Desserted Islands: I get camped by the neighboring player until the last refill Clearing: Someone chases me around the entire map the whole game so I can never regen Submerged: I always get egged off the map trying to build to mid Sanctuary: Every time I'm on this map, there's a hacker

[@salimzukari9335]

Bun every reason of them is cuz u bad but last is me

[@saltychicken7086]

Bun THIS IS WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS TO ME TOO LOLOL

[@xapdraws]

i MIGHT be that kb abuser on fire link

[@hrg8165]

all of that is so true

[@ohyeahohyeah1369]

Bun nothing bad happens to me

[@teku4180]

"y hack" "hack is fun" he just doesnt care lol

[@nixtedoen652]

I tried cannoning myself on Submerged what happens? HALF SLABS ..

[@mary-lh9gb]

NixTeDoen i feel u.. ;-;

[@fishysquidman5689]

I miss TNT jumping - TapL 2017

[@blobfishchin]

FishySquidMan ur dreams are gonna come true dood

[@dragmasanimation]

NixTeDoen SLABS* Not "half slabs".

[@ultra3806]

Dragma's Animation half slab

[@fallen8724]

when techno was complaining about submerged he literally couldn't speak fast enough, and i find that so funny

[@Incurring]

Technoblade's Map Idea: Literally a Survival Games map for Skywars instead

[@neverglitch4485]

😂

[@quichkx]

beans

[@Guillaume_Paczek]

Ure right

[@Domestic_Abuse]

Sky Wars without void

[@OMGoobero]

@@Domestic_Abuse so like dream mode bedwars

[@agurker290]

who else is like this *sees techno doing skywars like it's a piece of cake* *tries to play skywars because it seems so ez* *rages because idfk everyone is 3good5me* *goes back to techno and watches him all day*

[@hydrol1539]

Sweus boi stop describing my life

[@Lotimis]

That is 100% me

[@FoldedGrain9375]

Ikr

[@imdry2169]

Not going to fight that statement.

[@danielferraiuolo5856]

I'm late. But why does it seem that everyone has knockback 100 and I have knockback 2

[@baconow6281]

From bird's eye view, sanctuary looks like 4 fidget spinners

[@huh6469]

why

[@samuelramsey7156]

what he said

[@catboyneilcicierega]

Lol

[@lilpix5177]

It has been 5 long years, at this time all he had to worry about was skywards maps, this man was my everything. I have “TechnoBlade never dies” on my arm. He made my sense of humor what it is today ❤️ forever in my heart, Rest In Peace techoblade the potato king

[@rawr12322]

you got it tattooed? that is so awesome. im going to get a little crown or something once ive saved enough money.

[@calebpresley8743]

I love techno as much as the next guy, I'm even rewatching his videos, but you got his name tattooed? For a guy you never met, and he doesn't even know exists?

[@gnooshguhh]

@@calebpresley8743 yea thats a little odd, unless its got a cool design

[@liamgale4561]

@@calebpresley8743 people get tats of celebrities all the time or quotes from other famous people, it's not that weird.

[@Chickenbro69]

based

[@yairfuchs9326]

Clearing is Tribute reskinned as Haunted.

[@chiildren8872]

Yair Fuchs u a naruto fan

[@yairfuchs9326]

was, haven't changed profile pic for a few years lol

[@gcarrafelli]

Yair Fuchs lmao beginners luck

[@herobane8030]

that's false

[@herobane8030]

why do u like anime?

[@skihen6691]

secret title: i rant about how good tribute is for 17 minutes

[@talgamer412]

I would like to hear you rant about just one more thing... rest in peace.

[@westonlord4214]

For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

[@wintercheckmate869]

Honestly, they need to make a new map where the middle is only chests.

[@OhLilliee]

Me: Wanting to know who made the thumbnail "This account doesn't exist" Also me: Wow-

[@KingCheckOut]

Twitter canceled the artist

[@gamingjedi52]

@@KingCheckOut wait seriously?

[@BananaColada]

@@KingCheckOut damn really?

[@cannicole]

"Nobody could do it like you" We miss you Techno, rest easy

[@MyPing0]

12:24 its not half slabs Techno, its just called a slab. A half slab would be half of a normal slab NERD!

[@salimzukari9335]

MyPing0 ikr every yt say that

[@sander9606]

MyPing0 NERD

[@prodbyabel3068]

MyPing0 I guess Techno wasn't trying to be a nerd, because usaully, people get killed when they watch KZbin and put on Nerd Satistics. Lolz

[@steverockplayz2104]

MyPing0 THATS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY!!!!!

[@othneil2888]

yeah

[@thchildishalbino2819]

Hypixel: new map Techno: *it's just tribute with extra steps*

[@abdul_funny]

Most. Beautiful. Thumbnail. Ever.

[@thegavinator2635]

OwO

[@noodleninjachip2]

OwO

[@ForruptedHrek]

13:02 English.exe has stopped working

[@jayde8797]

Nobody: Subtitles: Welcome guys to help stir the sky-

[@bluestone321]

I like how Techno goes all “old man yells at cloud” on the new maps

[@ryaneastman1763]

Tribute + Weird Railroad Map = *Clearing*

[@zane9859]

+ Haunted

[@jazanami2806]

IzaRedPill u deleted ur vids :(

[@ryaneastman1763]

Jaza Nami i quit Im sorry.

[@jazanami2806]

IzaRedPill why tho :(

[@ryaneastman1763]

Jaza Nami I might come back but in the summer

[@cayde7853]

I like how he ignores the other players and shows us the problems of each map

[@zgunepic]

Three years later: I watch technoblade rant about the old Skywars map

[@noima13]

4 Years later: I watch Technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same a year before me

[@souletas]

@@noima13 1 month later: i watch technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same a month before me

[@richardpike8748]

@@souletas 3 weeks later: I watch Technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same 3 weeks before me

[@SomeGuy002]

@@richardpike8748 1 day later: I watch Technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same a day before me

[@blackhole927]

@@SomeGuy002 3 weeks later- I watch technoblade rant about old skywars maps and reply to a person who did the same 3 weeks before me

[@titleppl]

If I'm using something that'd be consider it as to be nerfed . . .. . . Is this foreshadowing?

[@רוביורוטן]

i cant belive its already been 5 years, RIP to the greatest legend of the minecraft community

[@trk.is.trippin]

I love how his thumbnails are showing what in the video is, that he has the humor I love and he doesnt klickbait the heck out of thingd

[@sigilyph_with_a_gun1184]

It doesn't feel real yet.

[@refuottsffej]

Yeah

[@refuottsffej]

When i watched his final video, his dad sounded too normal... I thought technos’ voice would come in yelling,”YEAH I WOULDVE DIED ,BUT BEING DEAD IS FOR NERDZ” But it didnt happen... rip techno

[@arraza4u845]

15:21 that guy spawn 4 chicken 2 times

[@Davi.J]

Techno's plot armor makes it even more powerful when he keeps talking infront of his viewer

[@gaegeg9744]

I belive he is playing skywars and sky blocks with fans while strategically planning to all go for god right now. I miss him but I know he misses us equally as much. Thanks for everything techno. I truely thank you for everything you saved my life literally. Rest easy bud. You deserve it. 💔🕊

[@shadowultimlifeform]

pretty sure he already took down every god in existence. techno is ruler of all! /j

[@w7b9]

8:54 perfect timing for the diamonds to sparkle

[@float7z664]

My fav thing about technoblade are his thumbnails, they are pure masterpieces :D

[@professorhenderson7173]

Wow techno loves the half steps on Submerged. nice.

[@kronox7928]

Watching all his videos again and I gotta say skywars is my favorite of his videos

[@Ethan-ju6pe]

Techno vs Huawhi in build uhc.

[@suchattitude6756]

Just give Techno Energix

[@yuyukooyunda7476]

@ImplodingMuffin Techno vs Huahwi in GRINCH SIMULATOR

[@Zlinky.4220]

@@yuyukooyunda7476 ah, a man of culture

[@Fishface852]

9:19 "Would you like to die? There's discounts right now, you can die for 50% off on your car insurance." 13:12 "It seems like something should be down here, but this is just a random spot on the map where you can fall through the fences, which is the only part of the map that isn't HALF SLAB. *prehistoric technoblade noise*" 15:05 "Are you...*long pause*...nice. No one could ever have dodged that lava. And, away you go.... OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO...THAT WAS SO...*obnoxious keyboard clicking*...(quietly) nice." 15:30 "That was so cool. Just had to take a moment to appreciate how cool that was."

[@legallydeaf]

it's oddly reassuring knowing whenever I'm down, I'll always have these videos to watch

[@westonlord4214]

For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

[@zaynredwood]

@@westonlord4214 no one asked

[@Skyraider50]

The only youtuber that doesnt clickbait his videos and actually puts what hes doing in the video

[@morgan1740]

"i've fallen into this hole like roughly 70% of the game .. *jumps* I just did it again. I tried to jump and tripped over a half slab" LOL

[@addxart]

It’s 3am and I was missing him

[@Noxuming]

17:39 "The other KZbinrs were French-" OH GOD THE FORESHADOWING-

[@DawleyDude]

On a techno binge! Miss this guy, God rest him! Hope his fans keep supporting his content

[@AbsolutelyCatastroffic]

same here. miss him so much

[@itscybersmoke8435]

just needed tu listen this

[@refuottsffej]

Y’know i always thought technos’ personality was just him, and it is, but he always just wanted us to be happy. R.I.P LEGEND!

[@hranttahmajian8121]

I wish he was ranting now.... rest in peace man

[@sepiasmith5065]

his name is just AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH and I love it this was a very fun chill video tbh his personality/humor really shines

[@YiftachC]

its 18 minutes you deserve more subs for this clickbait, like 3 more

[@steverockplayz2104]

nope , it's 17:51

[@steverockplayz2104]

Ik

[@samuelramsey7156]

yeet

[@sach1460]

iRektStuff nahhhh. 500 more

[@kalumW]

@@evil_mode you can like now..😔

[@ArrowMaster_]

12:12 That gut called it and said Techno even tho he was nicked

[@minefoot_yt6751]

When you think your almost done with the video but he continues to rant for 10 more minutes.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaa624]

15:12 it going in the montage

[@DVM_Axolotl]

9:32 Technoblade in 2017: "We are a nation of laws, people. You gotta respect them" Technoblade in 2020: "ANARCHY! DEATH! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

[@bogent2039]

i've watched all of technos videos for like 3-4 years now and i literally get a new old video from him in reccomended every single day

[@yeezyshoes1086]

It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us. Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him. He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten. We all love you Techno, many people including me wouldn't be here without you, your timeless content and your amazing personality that entertained us and made us laugh so many times. You were an inspiration to all of us and had a huge influence on so many lives. You will continue to live on in our hearts and memories. Fly high legend. LONG LIVE TECHNO Technoblade never dies.

[@brynn1713]

I’m sad to say i just started watching techno after his death but im glad i am now. Thank you techno. RIP

[@ragingsbadname6403]

I thought it said 17 minutes ago, and my heart skipped a beat and thought he was back... then I saw the full title

[@westonlord4214]

For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

[@ss-7162]

half slabs... so? a quarter of a block?

[@justinthepirate7998]

I miss him

[@solee8775]

Techno complaining about skywars not being blitz enough is just satisfying to listen to

[@nosugarforyou4008]

I watch technoblade rant about the new maps for 17 minutes

[@josh18link31]

“If I’m using something, that’s grounds to remove it from the game entirely or nerf it” Oh boy the foreshadowing for Minecraft Monday was real

[@schachmatt1581]

On the stream where Techno discovered the new maps I thought clearing was tribute until he mentioned it.

[@nnmb6947]

Any Technoblade youtube title: Me: *YES*

[@joegru7280]

God i miss technoblade. TECHNOBALDE NEVER DIES

[@br1dgett]

Just rewatching his videos because the adhd vibes radiating from this man’s content can keep me watching for actual hours. He’s the only KZbinr I can just sit and watch without clicking away. He was the best, and his passing felt so sudden. I was physically shaking for hours after he posted his video. I thought it was a video saying he was taking a break from KZbin because of his cancer and how he needed time for family and things like that. My heart hurt and still hurts. Rip techno. You’re still my favorite after death and will always be that wag

[@mavuikaprotector]

10:25 "look at this gap" *increases FOV*

[@salimzukari9335]

CanadianCanyon - Minecraft & More lol

[@hekki2812]

When You see someone on sky wars with No pants or No chestplate you might find technoblade

[@kyscornflowers969]

is this supposed to be some type of insult

[@will508failsatgaming]

1:47 "just kidding it's skyward noons cares." Continues to rant.

[@somethingstuffguy4159]

9:17 teleports behind you nothing personnel kid

[@Pit_Winder]

rest in peace man

[@ImNotDigginit]

I just realized how he takes so little damage, that's super cool

[@Lightside001]

Miss you Technoblade never dies

[@blah__]

6:29 this dude really had a technoblade skin and then fell off the map by himself lmao

[@f0xL]

3:04 talks about light flickering then the energix text starts flickering

[@OneGreenSeaTurtle]

Techno: "We hadn't gotten a Sky Wars update in 6 months" Clash Royale: 2 years of no major updates Boom Beach: I don't even know how long its been

[@ycgzzz4725]

anyone remember "My 5th grade teacher called me table" - Tayber

[@hollygirlie]

Techno: (*Looks at Clearing*) also Techno: "Isn't that just Tribute with extra steps?"

[@christopherqu7383]

Clearing is aegis without stairs to mid

[@tekochris244]

PandaPvP no

[@tooshorttoodunk9886]

You can tell that he puts so much effort in his thumbnails just look at that art

[@zForce4]

Fun fact: Submerge actually didn't break Techno's No1 rule of skywars: All the 5 midchests are at mid

[@titanicf0g]

6:00 Love how he got them to change the map name

[@chyno3546]

I love watching techno rant because it’s so true

[@tewhetutibble5216]

watching this again just makes me think how nice of a tribute it would be to see on skywars maps the middle chests all connected. loved watching his Minecraft vids, always making great vids

[@m3lio291]

Sanctuary = fidget spinner

[@asston712]

-coffee- it's 4 fidget spinners with an island in-between the 4.

[@helenward6786]

Okay, I know this is an old video but you just seem like a chill dude and I’d 110% be your friend.