I Have to Explain MALEFICENT 2: Mistress of Evil (SPOILERS) | Black Nerd

[@BlackNerdComedy]

Oh I totally forgot to mention that Michelle Pfeiffer Queen is ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS!!!

[@MaeveAlthea]

Can I ask you something? Is maleficent Immortal? Aunty pixies are and I thought Maleficent too... but when I saw old dark fey, I started to doubt it.... can you tell me your opinion please?

[@battybuddy]

Oh the Iron-y

[@JomarSullivan]

@@MaeveAlthea they played so fast and loose with mortality in the first movie. Kinda wrote themselves into a hole lol

[@steviegilliam5685]

You gonna review watchmen hbo?

[@megan88]

The goatthing most be a Stardust-referens. If anybody remember that movie

[@sugarm1860]

“Atlantis: The Lost Empire”: This is too adult! Children shouldn’t be exposed to this! “Maleficent 2”: *has a scene where a church is converted into a gas chamber*

[@Princessshamanarta]

Yes...For some reason, Disney decided to address genocide in a remake about Sleeping Beauty. They couldn't make a diverse original movie on future Earth. They couldn't make an original fairy-tale based in the Middle-East (NOT ALADDIN, I was disappointed with that movie) with a white villain. They had to be "veryyyyyyy magical" so all the big hunchos and the assholes didn't get offended. Seriously though, this movie was so obvious I didn't even bother to watch it because I knew some genocidal crap was about to be pulled, even it it was on the backstage. Nope, Disney decides to go all realistic on this!

[@synflwr]

Isnt the Maleficent series 13+ though?

[@deviiiuwu]

it was more so dust than gas. anyways, y’all are being too sensitive. stop relating any & every scene to a real life event. not everything is inspired by that.

[@iamwhoiambecausethelordlov3893]

@@deviiiuwu ever heard of the illuminati??

[@mechadoggy]

I mean, that’s Disney’s intention. Disney wants people to associate churches with gas chambers.

[@birdiejett3163]

“We’ve gotten rid of all the fairy creatures . . . . . . Do we really need black people . . . ?” BRUH 😂

[@masquerabe6692]

I’m glad this is my first exposure to this man 😂 epic

[@sephandremanticore5438]

Well, they're actually Dark Fey

[@johnharrington87]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAA

[@sherryb6351]

@@masquerabe6692 same, and same!

[@Kawaiikate01]

"I love Phillip! He's so.......he's there!" So many movie relationships represented in one sentence.

[@enzime2223]

Too true

[@bekleedee]

So many Disney movie relationships in general like this lol

[@madvulcan8964]

Disney Prince's Relationships in a nut shell.

[@RedVelvetRabbit]

I read this comment just as soon as he said it 😂🤣👌

[@Cyromantik]

All Disney princes ever.

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

Imagine if the dinner scene did go down like Shrek 2: Aurora: Godmother! Maleficent: Beastie! Aurora: Phillip? Phillip: Mother! Diaval: DIAVAL!

[@TYCOIX]

Diaval best birb

[@j-man3267]

I actually laughed out loud at this 😂

[@chocoluv2717]

@@TYCOIX Diaval is indeed the best birb! The bestest birb in de world!

[@madvulcan8964]

Some Random Servant: Oh good, you all know each other so then we can discuss that miscarriage Aurora had a week ago. 😀 Aurora: 😧 Maleficent: 😡 Phillip: 😨 Diaval: 😡 Some Random Servant: Too soon? 😀

[@pupcuz1]

THANK YOU FOR CALLING OUT PHILLIP FOR NOT KISSING HIS DAD!

[@qiralyncassette]

Well there are Malora shippers who believe that Maleficent and Aurora could be a couple because Maleficent gave her true loves kiss.

[@iloveblondy]

It's just my opinion that is absolutely demented and deranged. A parents love IS true love. Don’t be weird.

[@qiralyncassette]

@@iloveblondy That's what I am pointing out, the fandom is deranged they pair up Maleficent and Aurora as well as Anna and Elsa in a romantic relationship because of the true love thing. Apparently, to them true love always had to be romance or means romance >.> I am so sick of seeing Malora ships every time I search up Maleficent. It disgusts me and people defend the ship saying it's not incest (When it kind of is) and acting like we are in the wrong for not liking it or smthing.

[@selty]

Phillip was just a cardboard box of a character. His actor was honestly awful which didnt help.

[@jonathanlife5304]

I never thought of that. I laughed that they told the wife to kiss her husband and she responded that it won't work.

[@estRJ]

Can't believe this movie has a scene where a church is converted into a gas chamber to try and exterminate an entire species. And yes, this actually did happen

[@bnlewd]

Was loosing my shit when that happened, whaaaaaat

[@midajahhayden]

That is a low for Disney, very disappointed in them for doing that.

[@ThisisTechie]

@@midajahhayden Won't say disappointed, just odd

[@guyr3618]

And the gas is literally activated by playing a piano. For some reason. Because this movie is a TRIP.

[@notyouraveragebear9326]

And I LOVED it all!! That entire Game of Thrones like climax was amazing

[@clareagrippina6569]

The perfect ending to Michelle Pfeiffer's character would have been to suffer the curse and never be woken because she'd ruined all the true love people had for her. Not sure a comical goat is enough of a punishment for attempted genocide.

[@kaichen04]

Being asleep seems a lot more comfortable than living as a goat.

[@lewismoreton4856]

I thought the best punishment for her would be to live the rest of her life as a dark fae herself

[@clareagrippina6569]

@@lewismoreton4856 I'm worried that in a movie where you have fantasy creatures slightly coded as a racial minority (not outright but I do think its there) having any character turned into one as 'punishment' wanders into some not great territory.

[@clareagrippina6569]

@@kaichen04 I might agree with you if they didn't play the sleeping curse as horrific 'who would do that to an innocent baby?' and the goat as comedy 'she can turn her back... if you want.'

[@lewismoreton4856]

@@clareagrippina6569 I understand where you're coming from, and with movies these days there are more restrictions and thin ice when it comes to the interpretations, but i don't see the dark fae as a racial issue. I can see how they could, but in a disney film full of magic, adventure and silliness i simply see them as other characters. I only meant the logic in a punishment where she becomes what she hates ergo she hates herself. People can construde this film and the dark fae into all manner of racial innuendos but at the end of the day ... its a kids film about fairies and princesses.

[@guss1470]

"joker comes over from next door, whats going on here, this is messed up" I could not stop laughing

[@MrSuperbeast92]

@Daniel Appleton LMFAO!!!

[@carosapien]

“i thought I lived in a society...”

[@abigailafia9687]

Gary Mike 😂😂😂

[@raycasas2867]

Joker must’ve taken notes

[@lurkingShadows]

Gary Mike Honestly at first I thought he meant the James Holmes from the Colorado theater shooting. Idk y I didn’t think of the recent Joker movie.

[@chaffroncorder646]

The Wedding = "We done already paid for this caterer and everybody is already here, so...".😂

[@kirakira1212]

As if not a lot of people died that day! 😂

[@TheMaru666]

Yo can't waste food .

[@Social_Pugatory]

A wedding and memorial all wrapped in one 😂

[@tiaamdunord7817]

You forgot to mention how Maleficent didn’t just rise from the ashes. It was only after Aurora’s tears hit her ashes that Maleficent came back which mirrors the scene in the first movie where Maleficent awakens Aurora, but this time it’s Aurora that “awakens” Maleficent

[@soniaflores3233]

Tiaam Du Nord wow I didn’t catch that at all

[@CyberWolf-oi6iv]

Don't you love it when things come full circle? 😆

[@anushkaa5462]

True love's tears this time instead of true love's kiss

[@jefftentacles798]

I thought it was also because of the man who died to save her since it had the same glowing effect when he died and Meleficent's reawakening, like he gave her an extra life.

[@chrismurray6234]

That may be true but lure states that a phoenix does not know death which means even though the tears were there it would not affect maleficent because she is the phoenix and a descendent of the phoenix so she gets all the powers and abilities of the phoenix

[@anokasc]

Spoiler: Maleficent dark phoenix

[@elfsong713]

Oh, but 1 million times better.

[@flameroad123]

Maleficent X3: the last stand

[@babyverse9824]

elfsong713 dark Phoenix

[@alejandracervantes7837]

Perfect movie title.

[@Syriepha]

Lol

[@popburnsy3207]

Wait... so in two Maleficent movies, she never even once transforms into a giant black dragon? But, that's the best part of Sleeping Beauty...

[@ShadowArtist]

in the first movie she transforms her crow (who's sometimes in human form) servant/Familiar into a black dragon....

[@thomasc9719]

So obviously Disney did away with it.

[@bloodcottoncandy]

Did you actually expect anything from Disney rn? With the past few movies they've released? Really?

[@jkb_games_music]

This isnt sleeping beauty tho. This is Maleficent

[@bloodcottoncandy]

Maleficent meaning evil. Yeah. Just stop. No one who has an actual opinion other than like or dislike doesn't fricking care about it not being Sleeping Beauty. they just wanted a good movie even with the twist. Why did the movie flop commercially? It's because the old fans weren't tricked into watching it like the first movie. So yeah. You can enjoy it all you want but tit's not going to stop this movie from failing to make money off of the old fans of the original animated movie.

[@mouadchaali7537]

So it's the holocaust meets the red wedding. Damn Disney that's dark

[@chrisossu2070]

Let me remind everyone that this movie got away with a *_PG_* rating.

[@1slotmech]

Good, screw the goody-goody bullsh!t. 😑

[@zeroskaterz92]

@@chrisossu2070 So? I don't know why you're acting so surprised. It's like you never even watch LOTR/The Hobbit to know that PG/PG-13 movies can be as dark and hard as they want it to be with the minimal usage of blood and gore.

[@christopherbennett5858]

Just be glad that they didn't woobify the medieval totalitarian who desired to exterminate all life she deemed evil because of one thing that happened in her past and, as part of her punishment, took away her position of power. Certain people can learn a thing or two.

[@ennasy7997]

Not only is it dark, it's also very badly written

[@Jmac7256]

The moment Michelle’s character came on screen and I saw that cat walking around her feet I was like “yep she’s evil.” Disney loves giving villains cats

[@FunSizeSpamberguesa]

It makes me wonder if there was some meta going on there, too, since Michelle Pfeiffer was Catwoman in Batman Returns.

[@ironcasm5406]

Lisa Hull Catwoman Stans clapped

[@ihvojd]

Is there any good cats in any Disney films? Ok maybe the Aristocats and maybe Raja.

[@vertik7]

Cats don't like birds. Everyone knows that.

[@geekfreak2000]

I have a cat lol

[@savvygravvy5900]

Everyone: Maleficent cursed the King!! Maleficent: Aight imma head out

[@YourEmperorStef]

She did say that she hadn't done anything before that though.

[@DycuswasHere]

Remember when Atlantis: the Lost Empire was criticized for trying to be too adult? What would they think of this mess?

[@MK-dh2mi]

idk what happened but somewhere along the line, Disney decided that animated films gotta be for the 10 and under demo and live action stuff needs to include as much bloodless violence as humanly possible, for there can be no in between.

[@kaigen999]

Difference is Atlantis was amazing.

[@scottbruckner4653]

They're crying with Kleenex. If they did a Live Action Remake of Atlantis (considering it already had a diverse cast it's PRIME REAL-ESTATE) That thing would rake in dough.

[@lilchristuten7568]

@@scottbruckner4653 There is no way they could get all of the technology in Atlantis to live action.

[@scottbruckner4653]

@@lilchristuten7568 Tell that to christopher nolan

[@yuffiemebejellybean]

“What is the deal with Disney constantly killing things with dust?” It’s that Disney Pixie Dust.

[@MrSuperbeast92]

I think it's because "blood/gore mist" wouldn't work with a PG rating... x,D

[@Katness07]

Just wait to see what they do with some of their other franchises....

[@juanpablorobayo9891]

Peter Pan: REDUX

[@paulchristian7693]

Disney has become evil and demonic. I wouldn’t take my grandchildren to this 🍿 movie.

[@Prior2Popular]

BEST COMMENT 👏👏👏👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[@Kylorin235]

Best line ever. “I wana marry prince phil. He’s um....he’s there.”

[@Ivy-jb4ux]

"They can do... Belle's Magical Christmas" don't you dare speak that into existence

[@GcorpCoPrez]

That talking organ gave me nitemares and the flute gave me a migraine

[@Daddyharlem]

Wait that's a real thing?

[@Ivy-jb4ux]

@@Daddyharlem It's technically called "The Enchanted Christmas" but yes it is a real thing. Only good thing about it is Tim Curry voices a sinister organ

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

I love that movie

[@Ivy-jb4ux]

@Robot Zombie Eh it depends on how you'd define 'bad' lol. I personally think it's terrible and nightmare inducing for a variety of reasons, but I encourage you to give it a watch and make your own assessment (I'd highly suggest picking out your adult beverage of choice before you do so though). Lindsey Ellis has a great summation of the movie on her channel if you don't want to hunt down the actual movie and watch it.

[@cynthiajones7514]

Michelle Pfeiffer turned a person into a goat in Stardust lol.

[@titaniabell8682]

Cynthia Jones that’s karma lol

[@danito1981]

That movie has an appropriate ending for the main villain. They should have watched it first.

[@dojisan5050]

I love Stardust!!

[@chuckbatman5]

This sounds like every Disney writer who ever was creatively limited by Disney while working on a Disney remake was finally given some creative freedom and so they just went WILD with this movie

[@bevanurielpetersen6255]

Disney: so what do you want to do with this movie Writers: yes Disney : sorry what would you like in this movie Writers: EVERTHING!

[@arnowisp6244]

And took a heavy does of weed while they were at it.

[@YourEmperorStef]

The movie was quite good. I don't see why you would say this when if they do limit their resources the movie would flop. The movie made more than The Joker and got some a lot of good reviews. And most people enjoyed it for the most part.

[@chuckbatman5]

@@YourEmperorStef I'm not sure what you're implying. I didn't say the movie was bad, I haven't seen it. If anything I was complimenting it for doing it's own thing...

[@YourEmperorStef]

@@chuckbatman5 The movie is great. Go check it out and you won't be disappointed. As per what I said, you implied the director was limited and this could have caused the movie to flop, which it did not. That's what I meant.

[@Gappasaurus]

“Are you also two days from retirement, brutha?” 😂

[@Stewart118Tyler]

LMAO 😂 🤣

[@pinkfeiry]

"I love Philip he's so... He's there" Couldn't have said it better myself XD

[@yrevra2407]

"She does not like any movies dealing with Tony Stark!"-dude that's hilarious gold! And you won yourself another subscriber!

[@Dargonhuman]

"Are you also two days from retiring?" No, worse, he came out of retirement for one last mission and is planning on re-retiring in two days.

[@chrisossu2070]

"He's so... He's there." That made me laugh for some reason.

[@sava898]

Same.

[@babyverse9824]

Joker flopped her

[@orlandotouristtraps7410]

Yea, me as well.

[@CurlyCat3]

the bar is so low for men 😂

[@jaydarlin331]

Fuh real fuh real 🤣🤣🤣

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

The part where Andre is rationalizing the fact that Phillip could have tried to kiss the king to wake him up "Uh, son? Do you love your father?" 11:56

[@embracethebright1587]

i thought that was going to happen. but so much went on I soon forgot about it.

[@andreasmeelie1889]

For a moment there I thought that the movie was being clever by actually following along with my question of, "Should the Queen kiss him for True Love's Kiss?" Then when it didn't work I thought nothing of it. Now I feel like a total idiot for not thinking about the Prince doing that to his own father! Lol, then again I guess I just found it too weird for a son to do that to his father but now I take that back. Lol

[@AnnoyingMystery]

lmao i figured that he didnt try bc he thought that his mom loved his father and she already seemingly kissed him and it didnt work. so it probably didnt occur to him lmaoo

[@andreasmeelie1889]

Irl Weeb yeah there’s that too surprised that I didn’t think of that either as well as Andre then again I must have thought of it and forgotten it somehow. Lol

[@sleepyartist6065]

Sigh No If the queen couldn't wake him with true loves kiss then why would he think it would work He wasn't present when Mal cursed Aurora Remember Michelle twisted Mals story and intimidated the ppl of their kingdom So why would he assume he could kiss him and wake him up? Remember it didnt work for him when he kissed Aurora so when Michelle kissed the king and he didnt wake he could've agreed with Michelle when she said "this is no fairy tale" (because she made mal seem evil again so true loves kiss couldn't have been a thing according to what she was telling ppl)

[@samala2931]

Joker: "This is messed up, what are you guys doing? I thought I lived in a society, do you see this Murrayyy?" that took me a second to register before I started cackling

[@YourEmperorStef]

Interesting fact, the movie just overtook the Joker...

[@luthientinuviel3883]

"Joker walks in from the theater next door and says, 'this is messed up.' "

[@TikiDragon1]

Those three are the ugliest CGI faries I've ever seen.

[@sama9448]

Faries arent gonna have makeup, dresses, etc real faries are probably ugly

[@MitchIwanski]

What if Disney tried to turn the live action movies into a cinematic universe? After credits scene for Maleficent should have been someone in a black cloak speaking to Maleficent about larger worlds and the growing conflict of light and darkness. Then reveal the cloaked figure as Samuel L. Jackson summoning a keyblade.

[@MovieGuy0896]

Kingdom Heart.

[@kodah5372]

Yasssssssss

[@whiterabbit75]

Please don't give them ideas...

[@NickRyanBayon]

Malefacent is busy looking for the box

[@kikispears4749]

Samuel L. Jackson would make a perfect master Xeahnort in apperances, but a KH movie would be too long. I would like it as much as the next KH fan(for the love of God, NOT LIVE ACTION. I don't want another dragon ball evolution experience.) I don't think it would end well. That would be awsome though.

[@cicadaplum]

There was a suprising amount of death in this movie.

[@bloodcottoncandy]

Should have made Maleficent a wrathful wraith. They really fucked up on that one. Suddenly she's immortal.

[@sarcasticfanstic]

Good

[@thalawtm1798]

Liked it. Will see again

[@lilchristuten7568]

@Daniel Appleton Some of the tales that the brothers grimm collected were pretty dark.

[@jeffreywolfe1723]

I think Disney finally understands what we want and are into

[@TheMimiSard]

The irony (LOL, irony) is that Maleficent *would* be fine with Tony Stark. For all that he's "Iron Man', the suit is gold-titanium.

[@imtired9586]

"Wings" *points at head* "Horns" *makes wing like motion* Me: okay

[@kimarous]

Warhammer 40k Night Lords confirmed?

[@imtired9586]

@@kimarous I have no idea what you said but I'm going to go along with it.

[@kimarous]

@@imtired9586 Night Lords from Warhammer 40k tend to have bat-winged helmets and spiky bodies.

[@imtired9586]

@@kimarous That makes more sense. I was talking about how he described the... maleficent copies(?, yeah I'm going with that) so I was confused for a sec.

[@Vice_Verse0]

What? You never flapped your horns to stab into someone with your wings?

[@Xblackjckqueen]

before i didn’t give two shits about this movie but now i’m weirdly interested lmao

[@ThisisTechie]

It's not the best movie in the world but it's has a pretty good pace other than the beginning.

[@theflowerhead]

Which is why copyright claims don't always pay out. =p

[@TheWarLizard]

idlesnct I mean.... same

[@Mord12gp]

I know right!!!

[@CurlyCat3]

it’s like crazy fun sounding. like it seems like a good time

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"She has an iron deficiency . . ." Wouldn't that mean she NEEDS more iron?

[@adrieltinghenghui6205]

Allergy

[@ely_edits4417]

That’s what made it so funny

[@Jeyika]

I just died lol

[@austincde]

Shes got an iron surplus!

[@EbonyMartinez-r5f]

Because she stays the hell away from iron. She must be deficient.

[@Lindsek]

“Michelle Pfeiffer Queen” and “Chiwetel Ejiofor Wings” 😂

[@cramerfloro5936]

5:45 "Do you know who you are talking to, Michelle Pfeiffer, that's Maleficent over there, SHE WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP!!!" 🤣 I can't, I just can't!

[@thekrazyhatter5063]

seeing dolores umbridge as one of the fairies gave me PTSD god bless imelda staunton

[@curiousjoi]

fitting to review a movie about someone who got mad about not being invited to a birthday party on your birthday 😂😂

[@Gloomdrake]

Don’t forget that she didn’t wanna go, anyway

[@FormalFilmsProductions]

🤣🤣

[@draco2351]

When I saw this last week, I was in awe at how crazy this movie was. Visuals were top notch too, love those dark fey designs. For as much flack as I’ve felt about these Disney live action movies, this is one is definitely worth a watch, as chaotic as it may be.

[@shelly8279]

Yeah i went with my cousin and we loved this movie. Dont really know where all the hate comes from, but I was awed by the cgi and the darker tone. Really loved it ^-^

[@tatilacayo1176]

Shelly ikr😭💕

[@kaydb42]

It was a very different movie from the first, but I ended up liking it anyway, because damn 💗

[@charlotte_sometimes_]

draco2351 exactly

[@heykaylc23]

I loved it too! The film gave me so many feels

[@alfreddaniel1994]

I swear, he is the only reviewer that pointed out how Joker said Murray.

[@johnelmartagbago3764]

😂😂😂😂 *"Did you see this MUR-RAYYYYY?"* 😂😂😂😂

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

It so funneh

[@Lil_billy_wit_y9338]

Lmaoooo!!!!

[@alinagoldstein9363]

You know what was missing at the church scene? "The Lanisters sends their regards".

[@do0vey]

Omg I was crying when I thought Maleficent died, I cried even more when she came back cause I was so happy

[@cubajohnson6645]

Madison SAME. It caught me by surprise.

[@iloveblondy]

Same!

[@aaronkelly1762]

Why can't we have Maleficent turn into a dragon? THAT'S HER THING!!!

[@paolocalapatia6401]

Aaron Kelly ...yep. I’m HIGHLY not interested in not watching it now.👿

[@aaronkelly1762]

@@paolocalapatia6401 I'm not saying I'm not going to watch it.

[@legitzwiz15]

I think they were trying to be original. I feel like if they had turned her into a dragon it would've gotten more eyerolls.

[@aaronkelly1762]

@@legitzwiz15 That sounds fair. Although from all the weird stuff in the movie, would it really be that out of place?

[@legitzwiz15]

@@aaronkelly1762 Maybe not. But it probably would've given people all the more reason to bash it for rehashing old material. Or they would've been like, "Well, why couldn't she do that in the first movie? This sucks!"

[@Kenny-wr3ky]

"Son come give your dad a kiss." "Ahh Dad stop embarrassing me in front of everyone."

[@EnvoyOfTheBlackAbyss]

19:00 Ah yes, the classic Disney “It wasn’t the protagonist’s fault” Death. THEY killed THEMSELVES.

[@cartoonishidealism582]

Bonus points if the hero actually loudly refuses to kill the villain just seconds beforehand because “I’M NOT LIKE YOU” only for the villain to immediately kill themselves in an attempt to attack the hero.

[@lilchristuten7568]

Hey, Gaston had it coming.

[@lilchristuten7568]

He broke into Beast's home, tried to kill all of his servants, and set the place on fire, then literally stabbed him in the back right after begging for his life.

[@ottobaron6392]

Malificent: "Aurora. I didn't save you from a curse I put on you when you were a baby, just to have you marry this human!"

[@AV-ro2rt]

"Do we need black people" jdkkemksksjkjkhhhh omg andre i was hoping something someone would go there

[@mamc1986]

I have zero problem with diversity, but just let it make a little bit of sense, and develop the characters well. Is that so much to ask?

[@AV-ro2rt]

@@mamc1986 r u saying.....genetic diversity via magic wings makes sense but genetic racial diversity and magic wings is too much.....bc i hope not

[@JS-dy9cn]

@@mamc1986 weird how that requirement is not put in front of white straight characters aka what some consider the default. They get to just exist everywhere but as soon as a character falls under a minority group, there gotta be all these boxes they gotta check for it to be acceptable for them to exist in media lol

[@bastioncory6740]

But maleficent was never a remake. It was a retelling of "Sleeping Beauty"

[@elsie8757]

It's credited by many as being the kickstarter of the live-action remake trend, though

[@AnnoyingMystery]

remakes and spinoffs are different. remakes are shot by shot recreations of movies / creations that existed in the past, and a ton of the live action remakes are such a downgrade from the animated originals, but the maleficent movies are special because theyre not live action remakes, theyre SPINOFFS. they tell a completely different story from the original animated movie of sleeping beauty. THATS what we need to do more if we want to do more live action disney stuff, SPINOFFS and RETELLINGS (example: why queen ursula hated king triton so much - ive heard theories that they are somehow related - or how the pridelands worked and thrived long before mufasa was king + how taka (scar) got his scar) not stupid bland remakes.

[@guiltyrich005dj]

U making me mad bruh, how r u gonna make a grown ass man wanna see this movie? It better be good. Lol

[@kavo101]

It's actually pretty good. The only reason I saw this is because my younger nieces were visiting and my parents decided we would go see something. I was a little reluctant to see it but I'm really glad I did. I hadn't even seen the first one

[@YourEmperorStef]

It's really good.

[@deuxconsprod]

Eijofor-Fay wasn't just two days from retirement, he also just made the final payment on his lake house. AND just made up with his estranged brother. AND just quit drinking. AND his middle name was Sean Bean.

[@TheMasterShogun]

Disney writers: Should we finally make Malifecent into a dragon? Disney Executives: PUT A BIRD ON IT!

[@mamawray]

Top LOLz: "But I love Phillip! He's so... He's there!" "That coulda gone South real fast... I mean Deep South." Scary redheaded girl going out like Bobba Fett.

[@pierre-mariecaulliez6285]

"That's MALIFICIENT over there ! She'll PUT you to SLEEP !" ... Slow clap.

[@jorgegomezespinosa8192]

"Do we need Dora the Explorer to explain this?"

[@ff6girl]

Yes

[@chrisp.9385]

This movie pull off a better dark phoenix then the x-men: dark phoenix

[@christopherbogner9332]

"Well...son? Don't you love your dad?" Well, Philip? We're waiting...

[@franksonatra]

lmao mood

[@421541Michee]

"But I love Philip! He's so..... he's there!" = Me at the beginning of every relationship 😂

[@TheGreatDevlin]

Soooo... They did a gas chamber for a bunch of creatures that is villains/in power class found inferior? In a Disney movie? Oh no...

[@AJLaz000]

I'm pretty sure the last part was just Disney flexing on Sony that they actually made a better "Dark Phoenix" movie than X-Men Dark Phoenix lols

[@angrybidoof847]

The iron thing makes sense, it's part of fey lore that iron is their weakness

[@stephenmarco2927]

That’s why every night before my kid goes to bed I lightly tap his forehead with iron just to make sure he hasn’t been replaced by a changeling.

[@malindemunich2883]

@@stephenmarco2927 - Take no chances and jab the little fella.

[@Alondro77]

@@stephenmarco2927 It doesn't work against creepy bug ponies, though.

[@kilian-one-l]

So... they legit made the movie about an attempted genocide and, like, there's a scene where a bunch of them get locked in a room and gassed??

[@ryanc5572]

Yep. Awful.

[@nicole.5346]

Yep. And then they never address it. They just pretend like everything’s fine by the end of the movie, on the same day it happened. Insane.

[@seanredfernan2335]

Jean Grey: I am The Dark Phoenix! Maleficent: Hold my wand. 😏

[@mannyflynn07]

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil is the third sequel of a live-action Disney remake. The first being 102 Dalmatians from 2000 and the second being Alice Through the Looking Glass.

[@BlackNerdComedy]

I mentioned Alice but my bad on 102 Dalmatians. I was referring to the more recent set of films.

[@nasilelelisselo2348]

Hook I'm a joke to you.

[@turnertwist]

@Brian Cairns Didn't Disney make a black Cinderella movie waay back in the day?

[@coloraturawhite892]

turnertwist that’s not Disney. That was Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella.

[@turnertwist]

@@coloraturawhite892 Ohhhhh. I remember watching it on TV, I thought it was the Disney channel lol

[@msnat1304]

Prince Philip should've pulled a McElroy Kiss your dad square on the lips

[@randalgraves6979]

A Family Picture!!!!

[@angrybidoof847]

You know the king look just like Bart

[@Yngvolkayno]

Or packed his bags and moved away...

[@hunterlangley8287]

And suddenly a wild Matt Doyle appears.

[@kenneythekoala]

THIS. REFERENCE.

[@TindraSan]

why is it always the bad fanfics that gets a movie deal?

[@daysand123]

So what you're telling me is that the small girl pulls a red wedding on all the disney creatures.

[@aalexander8]

So Phillip was like, "I just wanna get married..." This movie sounds truly awful, but your recap was definitely entertaining.

[@csjcsj2906]

It is more like “Maleficent: Mistress of Evil?”.

[@Bezaliel13]

I think the queen was the "Mistress of Evil."

[@psexton85]

@@Bezaliel13 More like "Mickey: Mouse of Horrors"

[@naniwaluckybi]

@@Bezaliel13 That's why it should have been "Maleficent and the Mistress of Evil".

[@Jprager]

So Jin Choi it’s very misleading because in the original animated film “Maleficent” references herself as the “mistress of all evil” right after Aurora pricks her finger.

[@Bezaliel13]

@@naniwaluckybi I see it more like another Disney movie, Aladdin 2: Return of Jafar, myself.

[@madnessarcade7447]

Good movie misleading title She wasn’t evil

[@cartoonishidealism582]

They gotta keep that Disney villain branding.

[@Sarahonwheels]

Ingrith called her the mistress of evil when she told Aurora's story to her people because Sleeping beauty became a legend in Ulstead. That's why it's called that.

[@ryancarson6962]

Phanto5692 Then why isn’t the movie called “Maleficent and the Mistress of Evil?” Literally everyone and their mother knew that the queen was going to be an antagonist, that was obvious from the start.

[@scottbruckner4653]

It should have been Maleficent AND the mistress of evil.

[@light_s_daughter]

Ashes. The dark fey turn to ash. Because they are Phoenix descendants, they turn to ash.

[@alexutzcel]

well the sequel is gonna be Maleficent: Endgame

[@apushman]

"Do you like iron? No. Ok, you're cool with us then"

[@jaistar4695]

Philip’s dad, The King was also eyeing Maleficent and she was eyeing him back at the wedding! So is something gonna happen there?

[@edwardmorris8465]

She also eyed the other white winged guy. Your point?

[@morganfreeman9106]

Sometimes looking at someone is just looking at someone.

[@jaistar4695]

@@morganfreeman9106 Very true my friend, very true!

[@yamzz21]

Clinton Ryan Then it’ll be incest technically because the king is Phillip’s dad and Maleficent is Aurora’s “mother.”

[@morganfreeman9106]

cxrpse. No.... just. No. That’s now how incest works. Stop.

[@victorhansen502]

"Kiss your dad square on the lips." -Justin McElroy

[@Jason-xd2eo]

I really enjoyed the craziness of this movie. I was entertained and that’s all that matters to me. I wouldn’t mind watching it again 😂

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

+Jason Same.

[@idawilcox5275]

I was totally entertained by just listening to you describe this film.

[@combatking0]

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil OK, but define "Evil".

[@TerraEmperor1]

That part^

[@elfsong713]

This movie was ridiculous, but I really liked it.

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"They made Sonic the Hedgehog in this movie!" That's no good.

[@embracethebright1587]

Its a throwaway character.

[@lorettabes4553]

@@embracethebright1587 She was cute, but there was a set up that never got resolved with her following Maleficent's feather.

[@MegaCloud05]

I got that reference lol

[@3godzilla3]

As a HUGE fan of the first film, this one exceeded ALL my expectations. It's an incredible sequel to a beautiful film, especially if you grew attatched to the characters.

[@mariavicens1473]

“You get Thanos’d” I’m screaming XD

[@Rosa-he6xb]

21:51 okay first Aladdin with the giant birds and now Maleficent, DISNEY WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST REPTILES!?

[@Mohamedmifxal]

Ehem.... Enchanted is the problem. Plus those raven wings = definitely won't be a dragon

[@savvygravvy5900]

Frozen 2 has a small salamander. If that counts 😂

[@Rosa-he6xb]

savvy gravvy ok that makes me a bit better

[@tarah88]

savvy gravvy I don't think a salamander is a reptile. It's an amphibian.

[@Rosa-he6xb]

Well at least Disney isn’t against amphibians

[@Falxifer95]

The only good thing about that Beauty and the Beast Christmas midquel and failed TV pilot repurposed into a direct to video movie is that they sell off the idea that Belle spend months in Beast's castle which make her befriending the Beast, and the Beast improving his behaviour and attitude towards her and both subsequently falling in love with each other less abrupt.

[@jonathancampbell5231]

So...how far is the castle from the village then? Because Belle, Maurice, and then an angry mob led by Gaston keep going between the two.

[@CaptJosmy]

It also makes you wonder though why no one ever wondered where Belle was that whole time. Maurice comes in, says Belle was taken by a beast, then Gaston can't find Belle anywhere and has to wait apparently months for her to come back so he can put his plan in motion. And he never put two and two together...? Hm, I was told she was kidnapped and she's been gone for months, no one's seen her anywhere, might be related...

[@Zachlandia]

15:55 They close the door and the reigns of castemere starts playing- oh wait wrong wedding.

[@spectra5407]

It would fit though

[@lilashleyb]

“And I mean Deep South” I’m sorry I’m hollering 😂

[@lurkingShadows]

I love that you called the 3 fairies Huey Dewey and Louie XD (I didn’t see the movie so I’m spoiling the heck outta it before I view it. This is by far the most entertaining explanation/review/spoiler etc) great video. Great job, man. :)

[@melh.8861]

"She does not like any movie starring Tony Stark" Subscribed!

[@Chef_PC]

“And I mean DEEP SOUTH.”

[@gennybaratta2460]

I would have gone with Song of the South personally

[@khalifaalmarzooqi6647]

+ they did “The Red Wedding” in the third act.

[@theonlychickensama8353]

KingK Vlogs u wot!

[@felixrivera895]

I loved the moment when Maleficent met the other Dark Fey. For the first time since her wings were removed she wasn't being framed as this dangerous and powerful mistress of the dark fairy woods. She was a scared young woman. Then she reclaimed a bit of her position when she knocked Bora across the room, but she was still framed as a young woman until she regained some of her strength.

[@OtterPawStudios]

Remember when Maleficent was an awesome, charismatic villain? ... I miss that.

[@YourEmperorStef]

It had the Queen as the villain here and she was the best villain queen I can probably think of. Realistic and not mad or whatever, but actually IRL and real badass.

[@iloveblondy]

Stefan Dakovski agreed.

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

+Otter Paw Studios She still is. Remember who's playing her in live-action? Exactly. Of course, they won't be ballsy to keep that from the original.

[@ourhour]

SPOILER FOR Dark phoenix Yeah: that was ALSO SOLVED BY WEIRD BIRD TRANSFORMATION.

[@Lucario1121]

That feeling when they put all the woodland creatures into what's essentially a gas chamber.

[@clockstomper]

I could listen to Andre summarize all day, way better than the actual movie could ever be!

[@givowl2160]

Oh thank God someone else noticed the whole “why can’t the prince wake Dad up” thing And that Disney put a gas chamber in sleepy beauty

[@TheRedcat14]

12:47 THESE WINGS WERE MADE TO FLYYYYYYY, AND WE DONT LET NOBODY BRING US DOOOWWNNN!! I got you fam

[@CyGea]

Still upset they took my favorite Disney villain and made her "good." Along with nerfing my favorite Disney Prince. Phillip actually did shit. (And if you think he kisses her without permission, you obviously haven't watched Sleeping Beauty or you need to rewatch it.)

[@morganfreeman9106]

Craig Goetsch yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! This! Phillip is the best!

[@L16htW4rr10r]

Honestly, Philiip the few good things in original Sleeping Beauty.

[@00Anjie]

THANK YOU. Prince Phillip worked HARD for that kiss. And Aurora was totally into him before she fell asleep. People be trippin.

[@sonofaquarius3317]

Craig Goetsch right cause this Prince Phillip was useless