I Held a Fake Class for Americans about Australian Culture

[@LewSpears]

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[@CatLivesNite]

Why is your comment posted 21 hours ago when it's just uploaded 15 minutes ago?

[@daveharrenburg7670]

@@CatLivesNite Time travel

[@Cazelous]

Grecut

[@highlanderjeff2720]

I don't even feel bad for the guy who talked about *"first pregnant man"*

[@sennen04]

lewis are you still alive? i thought i heard your heartbeat stop on the machine

[@erin2959]

The fact that you did this with a straight face is crazy

[@lukashoel8242]

little Australian boys hide there laughter so they dont get burned by the desert

[@osama2686]

I think it's because he's not gay, or he would have done it with a gay face

[@skyrimh8sme]

@@osama2686 It? Straight men are people too >:(

[@osama2686]

@@skyrimh8sme yeah sorry

[@timhanby5662]

2:15-2:20 he almost lost it lol

[@The_Big_Jay]

"I think I know what you mean" *No you don't*

[@apollostarwars1342]

truth indeed 🤣

[@schzza2485]

Deaddd

[@anonymousdudet6489]

💀💀💀

[@Kezzbo]

Died of laughter when you called yourself 'Scomo' just knowing that's the largest lie you would probably say and was please at the fact there was even more lies

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

I feel like Tony Abbott was a pretty big giveaway name

[@TheShizzlemop]

@@thatgamerguy2893 lmao.

[@davidrocamora5109]

@@thatgamerguy2893 who is the leader of Zimbabwe? FuCkInG aUsTrAiLiAnS

[@thatgamerguy2893]

David Rocamora australia doesn’t have a military and economic alliance with zimbabwe... but we do with america...

[@Kelwatts8950]

I was waiting for one of them to realise. I mean, how could they not? If he’d just said Scott Morrison I can see how they might not get it, but Scomo? Seriously? At least one of them should have seen it 😂😂

[@seedping]

As an Aussie it hurts me to see these Americans actually AGREEING and are interesting in what he’s saying.

[@kimchu16]

IM WHEEZING

[@aussiet8001]

Simrah Syed yanks are totally oblivious to any other culture or country outside their own

[@aightimmaheadout3811]

Goon bags are a ressussatation method

[@brysonxd]

Okay then, have a.. say... Indian person talk to you the same way

[@aightimmaheadout3811]

Zolvez um ok

[@andyclarke4694]

I love how he pretends he knows what your talking about for the goon bag to seem cool

[@gublaman]

The finger wagging "aaah" on Tony Abott transitioning too

[@rianbay]

Australian Eugenics Expert good researching mate you nailed it

[@atarangi-qy5wb]

Would like but your at 69

[@rianbay]

Australian Eugenics Expert hahahaha nah mate you got there in the end

[@Sammitch]

@Australian Eugenics Expert okay so it's all the incest

[@greatleader4841]

Spears: **Walks in acting all nice while flipping them off** Lmfao you know damn well americans didn't realize you gave them the australian version of the middle finger.

[@ireallydontknow6344]

Great Leader British version too

[@DrunkenGyarados]

The Australian version of the middle finger is the middle finger

[@realbland]

i think some americans realize its a middle finger i thought it might be

[@jesuschrist9915]

@Z C they also do it in practically every other english speaking country

[@jesuschrist9915]

no its not its just another way of flipping someone off practically every other english speaking country does it

[@feral_nim]

love the guy that is trying to have a discussion as if he's knowledgeable yet he's being absolutely obliterated and he has no clue

[@MechanicalMooCow]

He's a pseudointellectual soy boy simp

[@honkhonk8009]

@@MechanicalMooCow True lmao

[@nednoodle375]

Oblivious*

[@feral_nim]

@@nednoodle375 No, I meant obliterated* lew is absolutely annihilating this little man

[@nednoodle375]

@@feral_nim sorry

[@MegPlushie]

Lol you can see the sparkle in his eyes when the guy straight lies about knowing the fake bag thing vaguely 🤣🤣

[@kalanfazio8153]

It's a thing, it actually holds the alcohol, its an alcohol bag basically

[@blubaylon]

@@kalanfazio8153 so he wasn't lying

[@metafelle]

a goonbag is a bag to hold alcohol and it's also an insult. he may have heard about it vaguely in his life.

[@Adomas_B]

@Z C the Wheel of Fortune?

[@petesmeats2729]

Goon sack face closely related to scrumpy hands

[@Pizzazoomman]

How America thinks Australians greet each other: “Oh g’day mate” Reality: “Oi c***”

[@budgiedeluxe]

Yep

[@PhilVillagerOffical]

Ah yes, C***

[@keanuismyfather7477]

Nah: ya gotta get out the double dingoes for uncle bazza

[@m4sherman926]

Pizzazoomman eh, that’s kind of your stereotype.

[@scottyd2262]

C**t is a term of endearment here in Australia for sure. I'll say it a minimum of 10 times a day for sure..

[@realchezboi]

I feel sad that this is what they’re going to say to their friends whenever they ask a question about Australia

[@imran19187]

But the question is *do you like it?*

[@watdaactalfuc]

and then they will believe it, and before you know it these will be well know "facts".

[@bt43024]

this is so evil. i love it. especially the guy who just kept agreeing with the obvious bullshit.

[@anonymousdudet6489]

Same😂

[@jasonb111222]

The guy acting like he knew what to goon bag was cracked me up

[@otterlus]

Jason Black For me it was the spiel he went on about it being amazing that Tony transitioned to Clementine.

[@midnightordeal1210]

Isnt it the plastic bag in boxed wine?

[@notjimpickens7928]

Scomo is the best teacher ever, And thats not just because im drunk.

[@anonymousdudet6489]

@@murphy5531 yup

[@Weird04Life]

Should have thought them about the emu war

[@devonlord99]

Weirdo4Life no sorry we don’t speak of that one here 🙅‍♂️

[@Chris_Cross]

*No.* We must never talk about that...

[@SHADOW_F_A_X]

We were playing on hard mode.

[@puppy0cam]

But that actually happened.

[@Chris_Cross]

@@puppy0cam Shhh.... No it didn't...

[@kiweping5]

I was laughing this whole time and then you pulled the Tony Abbott is a transgender and I just lost it like wtf they look almost nothing alike?

[@ivyparko4026]

lol a fellow tanki and lewis spears fan! wassup!!!

[@moonpiedumplings3059]

Damn ur pfp brings back some memories.

[@tomascayul5728]

we are 4

[@AmimaTahir22]

@@moonpiedumplings3059 omg i was thinking the same thing its a small world they say

[@luce08]

And I'm pretty sure this "Clementine Ford" is actually Julia Gillard.

[@freya3380]

‘This is a traditional Australian greeting’ Me: Spits out my tea 😂😂😂

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

Lewis is the living/breathing embodiment of the onion.

[@faro8784]

TheSolidMidget and it’s glorious

[@kapjoteh]

What does that make the onion

[@faro8784]

cureous pogrammer the non-sentient, not living versión of Lewis Spears

[@greatspacegoat147]

He's a true Aussie. If you ask an Australian about their culture they will lie to you. It's a country wide inside joke that's become an unspoken rule. If a tourist or non Australian ask you about ANYTHING Australia related you must bullshit them.

[@anonymousdudet6489]

@@Person-tc7px facts

[@MaximumSpice]

I wish he told them that we invented WiFi, which Australia actually did invent but would of been funny to see what they actually thought cos most americas would have no idea

[@ADerpyReality]

Mars tests here too.

[@chloemclaren814]

Or the black box for planes

[@HawkerMatty]

Or Google Maps

[@jabberwockythemonkey]

@Jordan Will nah, mate. Wifi tech was invented in CSIRO labs in Australia.

[@romlans3941]

@Jordan Will nah Australia invented It bud

[@captainbleach4752]

this man has soo much control over his laughter. holyyyyy shit this is the most likes ive ever got on anything thanks guys

[@timhanby5662]

MAD gamer 2:15-2:20 lol almost lost it and caught himself Hahaha. That was perfect.

[@bellacartledge6728]

2:15

[@Dinosaursh1t]

“Tony Abott actual transitioned into clementine Ford” ⚰️😂👑

[@anonymousdudet6489]

💀💀

[@mikaxms]

To be fair, the only thing I know about Australia is that Britian used to ship their criminals there.

[@ethann6573]

and they have wars with some kinds of birds over territory

[@codemy666]

@@ethann6573 And they were on fire

[@marunero3]

@@ethann6573 emus

[@Ledut-in-YT]

And they dont even exists.

[@iskender1324]

And orphans

[@pigeoned]

“tony abbott actually transitioned in clementine ford and proceeded to win the election” ahahahahah

[@sparklingdeath1730]

Love it

[@wyattunrue5354]

This is both cruel and unusual I like it

[@Erineous]

Not unusual, it's an Australian passtime for us to casually preach about Australian culture and any nearby Australians will always run with it. Not that a lot of us have much of a choice, we risk losing our citizenship if we don't go along with it unless it gets dangerous to people or the country

[@gm6393]

@@Erineous ikr, I always feel so guilty lying to innocent strangers about Australia but it's just necessary, I don't make the rules :(

[@LordHam01]

r/unusuallycruel

[@Moonstar79]

@@gm6393 But are you lying to us now 🤔

[@lissy2200]

@@Moonstar79 no, I’m Aussie too and it’s true. My mum actually lost her citizenship for a while because of this

[@really296]

I actually hope when the travel bans lifted that some american comes upto me and does the dingos

[@jessbrown9146]

the dude who pretended he knew this just...... man he just embarrassed himself so mich

[@theeternal2734]

How Could A Country That Doesn't Exist Have A Culture/History In The Real World?

[@billdoggonejones]

I hope you are joking. I AM A DUMB BOOMER!

[@emceenati1497]

@@billdoggonejones you werent aware of Australia being a fictitious place? Haha yes, the global elites succeed again.

[@Allieeee581]

Gunnery SGT Hartmann are you serious it’s fake tell me truth that it’s real

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

it’s fake dude are you dumb

[@DjMastr]

Youre just looking at it upside down man. remember you always rotate aussies 180° for them to appear real and normal

[@origaminerd5607]

I'm Australian and was just dying the whole way through this. Good jod, mate.

[@kugelblitzingularity304]

Australia be wilder than the wizarding world of Harry Potter

[@mystii8134]

Yes don’t mind the giant kangaroos which are quite often trying to step on our cars. It’s quite annoying really the average Australian goes through 60 cars every three years.

[@rena4857]

@@mystii8134 Sooo true omg

[@winterpyne6659]

There's more spiders that's for sure

[@soph2828]

@@mystii8134 don't be stupid don't u know we ride kangaroos to school?

[@mystii8134]

Soph don’t be ridiculous we ride the wombats, in fact the wombats are quite long and can seat 60 people children not included. Kangaroos aren’t very good methods of transport, their laser eyes destroy the roads.

[@river8803]

IDK barely anything about Australia but seeing “The Dingos” was hilarious

[@ehh1795]

its not even a real thing lmao

[@ehh1795]

well it is but its not used for that

[@ssmuggler1wizerd881]

@@ehh1795 that's the joke

[@nemogotchemo5863]

Is it Spears vs America or Spears vs The World? Because you said at the end of the ep to say where you should go next, originally, I thought you meant in America but in your backdrop you got the Big Ben, Rio and the Eiffel Tower

[@LewSpears]

All depends on how much of a budget we get from people supporting the Pilot and streaming the full episode! Ideally I'd love to do an entire series all over America, but if we get a huge budget maybe it's global. Or! if we end up with a small budget it could be just Australlia, Either way, the series we do make will be incredible: lewspears.com/watch

[@itookacraponurlaptop5507]

@@nightfire2933 crumb

[@isabellehoward9994]

@@LewSpears you should come to nz :)

[@orangeapplekiwi6795]

@@nightfire2933 you are an absolute idiot

[@nightfire2933]

Orangeapplekiwi im kidding

[@laurakelly6826]

i couldn't stop laughing when he said Julia gillard was trans

[@becravioli]

There’s cramps in my stomach I’m fucking wheezing

[@wokeupnew]

and the fact that they all believed that tony abbott transitioned to become her like 😭

[@bellamckinnon8655]

And that guy going ‘Ahhhh!’ like ‘OHH, I see!’. What a dunce bro 😂

[@Jakey4000]

I loved the fact one of them thought Hughesy was trans lmao

[@tarns17]

"Shannon Noll's written for Eminem" said with a completely straight face . As an Aussie this is gold haha cant believe there wasnt even a slight smirk on your face, as they just took it all in

[@friendlyneighbourhoodplatypus]

Wow, Clive Palmer really is a man of many talents!

[@hadez438]

Can confirm, goon bag is s good revival device

[@maryam9469]

for those who don't know "the dingo" actually means we are flipping someone off.

[@p4m209]

If I had 1 dollar for everyone you haven’t fooled I’d be broke

[@BeN-bn5yb]

Same

[@xxbeliaxx6225]

I'm Australian and i laughed the hole time HAHA ! I can't believe you have a straight face lol

[@frizz3707]

Maccas and Grog Only Ozzie terms you’ll ever need.

[@DarkSplodge]

The fuck's this "Ozzie" shit? It's "Aussie", mate.

[@boitheboi8031]

@@DarkSplodge ok

[@phlooph3971]

Don’t forget mate

[@jimmy56100]

Grog isn't very common

[@SHADOW_F_A_X]

Gronk and bloke.

[@rydemk4168]

Imagine being so bored you attend a class on Australian culture

[@sisino4471]

I find it kind of endearing lol

[@animefan7424]

Actors maybe?

[@gingerthecat4218]

"My name is Scot Morrison" I'm *wHEeZing*

[@WarriorPleb]

"What's the most important thing in Australian culture? Lying to people about Australian culture" the truth gets you a new sub

[@Nowters]

Lewis somehow keeps getting funnier and funnier!

[@engel2583]

love how he just got them all to flip each other off

[@Connor-ri9rz]

There was one woman who was the first man to be pregnant... WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GUESSING WHOS TRANSGENDER 😂😂

[@N8WLD]

This man has a skill for talking straight bollocks

[@jjrmotorsports8835]

As an American, This is beautiful

[@arnikakash6864]

As an Australia this sounds legit

[@YOURD0VE]

When he was talking about Shannon Noel I was dead af Also I'm wheezing at tony abbot becoming clementine ford likeeee

[@urfear1942]

5:08 when teacher asks me question that I don't know and somebody immediately answers

[@chancedanforth7496]

This feels like a Vsauce video

[@avengedsoul6661]

HOW DO YOU DO THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?! HOLY SHIT, THIS IS AMAZING!

[@madamau7518]

Heheh he's best actor. Lol

[@rikicyborgetheanimalguy7019]

“My name is scot morision” Me: LMAO

[@normalnamenormalname2083]

Wouldn’t it be crazy if this show tricked us all into him thinking he did these fooling Americans.... crazy. Right?

[@bigboi618]

This is evil And I love it

[@thebannaman2529]

I feel like I don’t actually know enough about Australia to tell what’s a joke and what’s not

[@Jack-bm1op]

@afootineachworld the dingo greeting is the same as flipping someone off

[@jonnda]

What, no big reveal gotcha moment?

[@cyborglion4179]

Probably is one at the end if the lesson. This is only a short clip

[@cerealbird6384]

Watch and find out ;)

[@suki9099]

No, an Aussie doesn't back down

[@imtooqueerforthis]

“You’ve been pranked by the Prank Patrol!”

[@stephanielezaich2395]

I love that it's a little bit correct and then something comes around and just fucks you up.

[@cryptmd1595]

“Are there any islands connected to Australia?” So the opposite of an island?

[@atlas9852]

I couldn't even get past the 1 minute mark without laughing my ass off "Hi, my name is Scott Morrison"

[@crumpetthetrumpet5245]

Lol this is golden

[@daniellucas2968]

Yeah, this seems about right. As an American, I can confirm, we know basically nothing about any place outside the USA... or about the USA...

[@antoniocarniero5138]

does 'dingos', "I told them it means peace among worlds Morty, how funny is that?"

[@aussiegirl06harbourn99]

I love this. I can’t believe these guys bought that. And how did he keep a straight face.

[@breezevfx]

I couldn’t stop laughing when they all started doing the dingos😂

[@WaaDoku]

Song @ 0:31 is called Freedom Rides by Mitchell Cullen a.k.a. Fingers for anyone wondering.

[@kimkoya3882]

I was completely baffled when he said Tony transitioned to Julia 😂

[@bestiebrodie4110]

??? Julia?

[@kimkoya3882]

@@bestiebrodie4110 Julia Gillard

[@bioemiliano]

I just discovered goon bags and here in Argentina is common for people to drink cheap wine but from a carton instead of a bag

[@Steph-sk3xb]

Tony Abbott transitioned into Clementine Ford 😂😂😂😂

[@maniacmasonic8832]

some guy and became our first prime minister

[@mr_z4n125]

Seeing this and most of Sacha Baron's work makes me think that no matter what you throw at americans, they gonna believe you if you can hold a poker face 😂

[@jeryek13]

omg its so much more awkward with only three people... lmao good shit

[@d3vnull86]

Clementine Ford.....the biggest LOL in Australian History!

[@LouisArnold_]

imagine already having watched the pilot when it was released, watching this, and then rewatching the pilot...

[@Dy1an.k]

Omg the way you walked in filpping them of lmao. They do this here in uk too

[@mateolitc8898]

The dingo greeting was perfect 😂

[@sophieshizzle21]

i am losing it at this video, the amount of strength this dude had to keep a straight face is ridiculous.

[@whatgivesdude6807]

Somehow, I get the feeling that no-one in that class is ever gonna go to Australia now.

[@georgie5797]

as an Australian this video is too much, i'm dying, it's hilarious, how did you do this with a straight face.

[@ayeitsarkiem6927]

Yo I know he was kidding but when he said Tasmania is not apart of Australia it triggered me so much.

[@becravioli]

With an incest problem 💀💀 I was ready to fight

[@TheScarletteWhisper]

Bro cmon don’t get offended. It’s literally an Aussie joke about tassie. We can all have a laugh about each state.

[@jessicarainsford7609]

I was cracking up the whole time! It’s so funny that these people are so oblivious

[@evanm738]

Still better than the American education system

[@nightfire2933]

Evan M true

[@dream9522]

The goonbag is used for reviving drunk people.. Very funny Scott. Thank you.

[@Danzoyt]

I remember the first time I was given a second chance at life with the trusty goon bag

[@tajcortes7787]

When you walked in and was like ✌️✌️. 🤣🤣I cracked up

[@coffeemaker9014]

why do i feel like I've heard the words "Real students Fake Teacher" somewhere else?

[@jtr4256]

Possibly on a black and yellow website.

[@AmieMariah_]

This video is criminally underrated!!!

[@nikolaus9487]

As an Australian, that made me laugh and annoyed at the same time

[@alexmiller6882]

I fucking love this. The moment you walk in and hit em with the fingers i died

[@JackkkZB]

If you are an Aussie, you knew exactly who he was talking about when he said transgender politician

[@gracetravis3321]

As an Aussie and an American I can say that this was interesting from both perspectives

[@cippy_cs]

Imagine if they go around spreading these "facts" to seem cool 😂

[@justafellowbrother7263]

On behalf of all Americans with a good sense of humor, thank you for this gem

[@stoleyourroll5325]

Yup

[@fried_infant895]

“And she was the first man to become pregnant”? So he acknowledges that he is a man but still says she?

[@larasmyth3456]

i was looking for this comment

[@yeetasaurusrex306]

Yes

[@Abominatrix650]

You are a true genius, Lewis! Also when I heard you say "Scomo" for the first time, my mind flashed back to when that band and their audience (forget the name) chanted "FUCK SCOMO" over his idiocy regarding the bushfires

[@Momo-bu3le]

Wait why do the students have accents that are obviously not American?

[@_invincibella]

3:04 "I think I know what you mean.. yeh, yeh" 😂 It's alright mate, idk anything about America

[@judahbaggerman2294]

Every person here that isnt Australian wouldnt find this funny

[@bobbin321]

I am Australian and this isn't funny...

[@drowning_icarus2301]

Now this...this is the peak of Australian comedy

[@MrThedwp]

Wouldn't this have worked better if 2 out of the 3 people weren't Pommy though?

[@metronia2183]

Imagine how these people will react when they find out this information was fake