I Hired A "Hitman" On Myself... it didn't go well

[@TheTekkitRealm]

Hi

[@ileyeq5671]

Hi

[@BearIsABox]

Hi

[@kuylee8868]

i loved the beep part ^^

[@kararproxg1260]

Hi

[@ducks2832]

Hi

[@dedrxbbit7549]

3 EASY STEPS TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF: 1) Contact two scammers 2) put them both in a group chat 3) watch as hell freezes over and both parties turn into R2D2

[@pranavsuresh7089]

I feel better abt myself bow

[@syruptalk]

@@pranavsuresh7089 bow

[@firstryft]

@@syruptalk Yes, bow peasant.

[@anidiot7594]

@@firstryft i was thinking bow as in the weapon but thats cool too

[@gorgewashingmachine]

@@anidiot7594 i was thinking bow as in the accessory but that cool too

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

The fact these two scammers just erupted like a vulgar volcano at one another is just so freaking funny. And that was with just a tiny bit of back-and-forth. Imagine what discord would happen if you got like a few of these outlandishly dramatic setups to try and scam each other legitimately.

[@rabbitdrink]

YOU SCAM LIKE ME

[@rabbitdrink]

I make 10 time money than you

[@captainawesome7092]

I hope he does this in a video later on, lol

[@slurpyboi3965]

he invented Xbox live chats

[@beadoe9667]

@Rabbit drink And they have ten times better grammar than you.

[@honkachonkproductions]

It scares me that every single one of your videos puts you on the wrong side of some shady people, this is the kind of thing lots of people would want to do, but don't because of the dangers. People like you can be really inspiring

[@truthdealer1827]

I'm pretty sure they're all just wimpy scammers from India...ain't gon do shit IMO.

[@SohamArtStudio]

100th like!

[@RealGodfromheaven]

He’s got a death wish

[@Eterco]

In a terrible and dangerous way! :D

[@iamboxboynooneelseisboxboy]

690th like!

[@JoeyJoeCD]

The fact that they went from talking like a proffesional to talking like an 8 yr old on COD is just pure gold

[@Sunny_chips]

lol

[@krysal1489]

The scammers getting tricked into arguing with each other had me laughing so hard I was crying lmfao 🤣

[@snakyYT]

I was chocking air

[@abs89]

by the end, both started getting real lol. And fighting like a kid

[@Kristijan_]

I can't belive this man is still alive after all of the stuff he made

[@polibix]

oops

[@Kristijan_]

@@polibix I did, but still

[@Diamond_2403]

@@polibix You clearly didn't know what he meant by "All of the stuff he made"

[@nightflame389]

@@polibix my brother in christ he's not referring to this video, he's referring to the time the dude got in a car crash after investigating a cult (I think)

[@hjhjhjhhjhjhjhjhj34]

@@nightflame389 wow i dont remember that

[@puffles5535]

I swear this guy and Muta (SomeOrdinaryGamers) are the only ones who said you can find way more dangerous stuff on the clear (surface) web than the deep web. Kudos to these dudes. Keep up the good work. Slight edit. Holy crap 1000 likes. Never had that happen to me until today. Kinda crazy.

[@CuttheropeTutorials]

Deep web is websites you visit lots. Dark web is what you mean. Deep ≠ Dark

[@buttermilkjesusx]

These two are some of the best content creators on youtube

[@nocreativity2717]

I'm pretty sure MamaMax said the same thing

[@nefwaenre]

Exactly~!! Yes i only know of Muta besides Dallas that talked about this!

[@RimFaxxe]

Other than on the deep/dark web if your ip is leaked you can get murdered Didn't you see the mass dark web videos here on KZbin of throbbing corpses in garbage bags being dragged out on a hospital bed by masked men?

[@shrekmcnugget7745]

It's a good thing safty Dan stopped the hitman and kept peace and safty in his country! What a patriot

[@aoianna]

14:03 "Gnarly my dude how have you been?" *"Yes."* Spoken like a true professional.

[@izzatsafwan3678]

The end got me laughing like crazy...🤣🤣 Anyway that hitman is sure a 'professional' with all the swearing he got..

[@Ekmh123]

so is *safty dan harnold from fib*

[@aekum11]

HeLlo iM ArNolD FrOM MicROSofT im indian so it aint racist hehe

[@SamTheMan12]

@@aekum11 no im racist to my own race.

[@TamWam_]

@@aekum11 hElLo mY nAmE iS bOb SmItH i WoRk aT mIcRoSoFt -indian scammers (im from india so i can stereotype my own country)

[@bertsgreasyhair]

Omg Levi ackerman

[@ComicBoy750]

Ok, the end was really hilarious how he got 2 scammers arguing with each other. Top tier content right there!

[@Chroma-n2c]

NANI 173 SCP 173!?!?!?!

[@beatawitt857]

@@Chroma-n2c The pfp? Its just a PVZ 2 spore shroom

[@isassin]

WHAT IN FUCK ARE YOU DING - snoke

[@darksider1234]

@@isassin lol that was my favourite line😂

[@isassin]

@@darksider1234 same lmao i cracked up so much at that

[@JaddeHart]

i love how u got two scammers to talk to each other and they immediately started arguing 😭

[@TinkerManMick]

Laughed so hard at this 🤣

[@StarTofVin]

Hi! I've seen your videos before, I love your content!

[@elomuskreal]

hi, the one and only champion

[@mrj4082]

Especially at the end. "Are you a stupid?" "BITCH YOU ARE" "I KILL YOUR ASS WHAT IS YOUR NAME"

[@sniper9395]

Absolutely love that he brings back "Are you asking or telling me?"

[@ManOfPotato]

Please more of scammers fighting in a group chat! That was hilarious! Greetings from germany

[@whitepencil2753]

🙋🏻‍♂️ 👴🏻

[@ShyAnn291]

Actual scam baiters are fun to watch.

[@gustav9065]

Jo was geht

[@TheGreenThunder1607]

@@gustav9065 nix, bei dir?

[@lavasqrl702]

@@whitepencil2753 They don't use the Nazi salute anymore. It's actually ILLEGAL in Germany. I hope you feel bad.

[@Skibidisigma147]

I love the part where he hired a hitman on himself

[@StrawbrryVampire]

Fr that part was wild

[@fredyfazballls]

did you even watch it yet?

[@N_O._O]

6:04

[@PhysicsChan]

L

[@Tyler_sapecky]

@@fredyfazballls you missed the joke

[@jalbiindolcheey2049]

My aunt got scammed a few days ago so I'm extra thankful for people like you. I just wish I could see their faces when they're being ridiculed.

[@zenosaa1]

1:01 "you know what, you know what" *ad plays* well played

[@InfoRanker]

Loved the back and forth between the scammers. Such good hearted, wholesome banter. :-)

[@imhidingasecret]

17:34 "and just like that, I invented xbox live" LMAOOOO???

[@cattv8503]

I think Safty Dan’s saltiness was extremely unprofessional. The next time he contacts you it would be appropriate to ask for his supervisor. Also, maybe ask Safty Dan if he likes the Safety Dance by Men Without Hats 🙂

[@bananawitchcraft]

Say, I can scam if I want to If I don't, somebody will And I can contact you and try to make a move And you can act like an imbecile And say, I can scam, I can scam Even when you call me Bro I can scam, I can scam I'm doing it from phone to phone I can scam, I can scam Until I gotta put up my hands I can scam, I can scam Every day I'm taking the chance Safty Dan Oh well, I'm Safty Dan Ah yes, I'm Safty Dan

[@Sunny_chips]

@@bananawitchcraft bro invented a song just for head of safty: Safty Dan Harnold

[@limecat7996]

:') omg im near crying the end part was the best lmao, you should make that into a new series. find 2 different scammers and get them to fight each other over dm's lmao :')

[@RimFaxxe]

This was beautiful

[@limecat7996]

@@RimFaxxe it really was lol

[@PruneHub]

I clicked on your video and immediately got a phonecall from "Amazon" saying there was a $450 suspicious charge on my Amazon account. I listened a few seconds and then said "you know I'm not an idiot. You're a scammer. " at which point the line went dead. You guys are total heroes.

[@Donut_Guy]

I started laughing like crazy when you got the 2 scammers talking to each other. Honestly, they both suck at this and can't even tell.

[@inf1n1typlus1]

At the end of the conversation between the scammers, the screen was practically all blurred out lol

[@Tnh555]

except the N word lol

[@JoCaTen]

What a mad man. Keep on Rick rolling, this stuff could really get out of hand

[@waddledee6642]

keep rickrolling yes keep rickrolling

[@elenadueck9662]

But if I’m sincerely honest in my humble opinion, without being sentimental, and of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my direction but rather looking into this serious matter with a perspective distinction and without condemning anyone's point of view, I honestly think and feel that I have nothing to say.

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

bruh

[@snippledipple9515]

Damn, this comment honestly changed my life, such beautiful words have never been spoken

[@RuVerThil]

This , is beauty at it's finest my lad.

[@lol_1313]

Lol

[@mammoneymelon]

so fucking true

[@exoticbutters8403]

17:24 did he just say the n word? im confused lol

[@rexdayote]

🤔

[@Thrilleringss]

yea it fr kinda sounds like it..

[@shotbylincoln_]

@@Thrilleringss yeah

[@dumbspaghetti_]

I was just about to comment this...

[@learcooks]

I was wondering if anybody else noticed this

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

16:18 it's official, that's Dalas catchphrase 🤣🤣🤣

[@CanadianSpaceGoose]

The fact you got two scammers to fight is amazing.

[@Brick_Science]

Fire thumbnail- got me thinking you were Chris Pratt! 😂😂

[@kript0]

Ok, and?

[@occyhazbin]

Yes

[@aravpatel5228]

I just started watching your channel!

[@DoC3Y]

He actually is Chris Pratt it's just during a KZbin unsolved he was forced to change his name to Dallas

[@ShrekLover12369]

brick science I love your videos!

[@jakeckl947]

The two scammers fighting like kids is so funny.

[@woodythemaan7820]

I was in tears when the 2 scammers were yelling at each other! This is the funniest video I have seen in a long time! 😂

[@elimonterroso1129]

15:42 shi had me dying in the car💀💀

[@rowanshreds]

I love how the website thinks "hitman for hire" and "hacked Roblox accounts" go hand-in-hand.

[@StefanReich]

For $44 - how do they finance the hitman's travel costs? They must have one ready on every block

[@blackhorseman]

How f'ing funny this video was. I was crying by the end. 😂 These Nigerian scammers are hysterical! Thanks lots!

[@mutatednut]

wow racist.

[@p0p7art]

Not always Nigerian

[@epajarjestys9981]

probably Indian

[@briaiguess8834]

@@epajarjestys9981 but they said the n word though

[@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899]

@@briaiguess8834 ah yes a child

[@vauhtipaska]

The fact that my 6year old wanted to show me this video with bunch of joy few weeks ago... It makes me sad

[@Jxckotv]

17:24 bro what did you just say?

[@cristiannicolas5349]

This video is: ✔ Life changing ✔ Informative ✔ Inspiring ✔ Heartwarming ✔ Useful ✔calming ✔Enjoyable ✔ Other

[@Yesmanpersondude]

Thank you Cristian Nicolas

[@neon5729]

no one cares

[@asiangoose90ti]

@@neon5729 no one asked

[@Opt1musPr1meK]

✔ discord chat

[@somestormcloakwithanarrowo4671]

Would you hire a bodyguard to protect your parents for 24 hrs without telling them about it ?

[@360_epic7]

No.

[@RimFaxxe]

No

[@Gozieaaa]

No.

[@Ferxani]

no lol what's the point

[@naveednawwaf]

No

[@amazingthings6103]

The scammers fighting cracked me up

[@redp4ndaafx]

What "snoke" said made me laugh so hard lmao 15:25

[@darksider1234]

hahaha best line of the century

[@secretidentity6183]

"And just like that, I invented Xbox Live." I laughed so hard it hurt 😂 omg, it's like you turned the basilisk on Medusa 🤣

[@mofangei]

17:01 its like two talking bens talking with each other 😂😂😂

[@nightmare3801]

Tekkit is the kind of guy who goes. Hey I am bored let's hire a hitman on me.

[@waddledee6642]

Ok. 🔫

[@CarletoGamesCGYT674]

Now that you got your first criminal, you should make the Rick Roll Land's intelligence agency to try to rick roll all criminals in the world. You could save the world by just rick rolling.

[@noahryan1000]

This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I have ever seen, especially at the end when the two scammers were fighting each other over messages! I laughed so hard I started crying. Holy crap dude, keep it up! 🤣

[@copdatchoppa]

Gotta love how he blurs the swear words, but not the N word

[@peterburman5193]

This video reminds me of that viral meme "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Ruin it yourself." lol hiring a hitman on yourself is next level

[@shawin999]

i love how he’s playing hitman himself in the background

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

Hey, could you hire a hit man to troll a scammer?

[@polibix]

thats actually illegal and murder not trolling

[@333mirage]

@@polibix 💀

[@RimFaxxe]

@@polibix mhm If he did that his whole video would be evidence for the cops

[@juanpedro3848]

@@polibix is this the first or second time you've been on the internet genuine question

[@rockabilly6383]

@@polibix no shit bro.

[@lightning_11]

16:47 Reminds me of when Minecraft mobs fight each other!

[@excalizan7697]

I thought the same thing lmao

[@OneAndOnlyZekePolaris]

That is so me right there. I put the scammers into a call convo and I sit back and listen.

[@RadiumWave]

“And just like that, I invented Xbox Live”

[@pancsaer2]

I loved how he put 2 scammers together and they started fighting.

[@dyna6448]

Dude didn't censor the n word but censored the f word instead💀

[@Deusexmachina23]

Didn't he also say it 😭

[@XanderGaming]

@@Deusexmachina23 it sounded like it

[@darksider1234]

@@Deusexmachina23 i will say it nigga nigga(x100) what’s so bad about it

[@xharmaine4574]

@@darksider1234 y’all weird asf

[@mr.twistgaming786]

TheTekkitRealm is just a youtube channel that does fictional text message stories.

[@ButterHandss]

LOL I LOVE HOW BOTH SCAMMERS ARE FIGHTING XD

[@josegoticula1387]

You should hire the hitman in the Rick Roll Land, so he could be judged by the Rick Roll Land's jurisdictions.

[@Nuuuuuum]

I literally read that whole argument It wasn’t censored enough

[@xaviercrow102]

If I'm having a bad day I can just watch this guy to make life good again.

[@adminzlmao6448]

"And just like that i invented Xbox Live" GOT ME DYING EVEN MORE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NiftRex]

I love how the scammers started flaming the hell out of each other 🤣

[@fetix1330]

i love the part where the comments say "i love the part when"

[@polskafutebolclube]

i love the part where the comments say "i love the part where the comments say "i love the part when""

[@chape1]

i love the part where the comments say "i love the part where the comments sav "i love the part when" “I love the part where the comments say” “I love the part when”

[@polibix]

10:27 when you add a random timestamp and hope its a funny part in the video

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

I thought that was actually gonna be some live RP hunt instead of a scam, and I've heard scammers go at each other over the phone, but never over messaging like that. Even then they usually just try to convince the victim that the other is the real scammer and to hang up on that one.

[@Fizzitic]

"And just like that, I invented Xbox Live." Words of wisdom 💀💀

[@Blossomtree_212]

Lmaoooooooop the scammers arguing had me rolling and crying

[@Drknes5]

"and just like that i invented xbox live" HELP! I can't breathe!!!

[@Irfan__]

offensive 🥶🤣🤣

[@sodiboo]

6:17 LPT: if you identify as non-binary, hitmen legally cannot kill you

[@katturman]

oh no im genderfluid

[@clqude]

That’s a plus right there

[@katturman]

@@clqude oh yay

[@javiichu_149]

@@katturman I'll do it

[@katturman]

@@javiichu_149 . . . ruh roh

[@HeXDiffusion]

How does your hair keep getting cooler every video?

[@ProwerVolt]

14:29 a very nice The Room reference. The movie of all time.

[@spiriox]

This mans days will end soon if he keeps doing stuff like this. Atleast one will be an undercover police and he’ll get arrested

[@Xeschel]

The part where the scammers were talking to eachother I almost choked on my cheese

[@darknessblades]

Wait so the scammer had a chance to Kill the one breaking down their scams, and get paid, but chose not to....... . . . .. How sad

[@Lampe2020]

The moment when the two scammers got mad at each other is just hilarious!

[@TabbyEgg312]

12:54 FIB? those guys who drive by so good in a FIB Buffalo? (GTA IV reference)

[@Uchiha.Itachii]

“WHAT ARE YOU DING” 😭😭😭

[@revilno]

This sounds risky and frightening I’m in

[@bagdoesStuff]

16:25 very serious

[@TrailMix1066]

that was hilarious, you need to get two scammers in a room again!

[@Stormflame]

„Only 18+ man/Woman“ *relieved enby sigh*

[@bobby_boy714]

that argument at the end had me dying lmao, I haven't laughed that hard at something in a while.

[@raptrrblx4281]

Is this a world record? "first person to hire a hit man on himself?" Lol

[@lydiagalantmotherf]

Probably happens more often than one would think

[@LutherAEvans]

Need to add "FBI involved" to the title 😂

[@G0o0se]

Yea!

[@ritzgamez]

You should just gather a bunch of scammers and put them all in a group chat. That would be hilarious.

[@llbandz10k]

I like how this man casually started talking about the time he got hunted and fired a hitman on himself.

[@TheRandomSomeone]

I loved the part when the two scammers just fought, I love watching two scammers fighting like that. Idk why it’s funny to me

[@rocketz7740]

17:11 he didnt blur it properly

[@itsveziik8043]

1:32 Robb Elementary just happened... that didnt age well...

[@enthusiasticgeek7237]

11:44 im shocked it wasnt a rickroll

[@ClockManOfficial]

Dayum, that Robbery Bob: Man of Steal OST really hittin’!

[@goqurts]

glad to see the classic “Are you asking or telling me?” back again

[@ldarrow]

You have risen to a new level with your scammers. You not only wasted 2 scammers time but you also got 2 very confused scammers in a group chat together and managed to get them so start fight with each other. Love your content, no need to listen to Safty Dan, your videos are not shit

[@Erik_The_grate]

he literally didn't censor the hitman's phone number

[@XxJoyBoy14xX]

🤣🤣and he saved safty dans☠️

[@stadic9616]

You should put a whole bunch of scammers in a gc and watch what happens

[@oddpoppetesq.3467]

Well that escalated rather quickly 🤯🤣🤣🤣

[@annavg7294]

I absolutely started wheezing when you put them in a group chat