I Hired A HITMAN To Kill Everyone I Worked With | BitLife

I hired a hitman to dispose of everyone I worked with in this Bitlife gameplay video. Is that too much? Maybe, but I can do whatever I want!
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[@FB_60]

“I’m gonna quit while I’m ahead” says Jack as he has spontaneously fallen into major depression.

[@MartinFinnerup]

"Spontaneously". He only accidentally killed someone and then got scammed by a hitman he sent after his a-hole of a step dad.

[@lyfverse]

Hi Ethan Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@FB_60]

ImFoxy that’s crazy bro

[@FB_60]

ImFoxy, but why tho

[@schnoig_]

ImFoxy Damn bro, but no one asked.

[@mmgmagic]

Nathan: *Farts.* Paddy: *I'm about to ruin this man whole life.*

[@angelcdeath]

Crop dusting... punishable by death. What a world of straining, pent up butt holes we're making.

[@Dark_Liam32]

yep

[@yoshiwiiremotewithwiimotio2947]

More like: Nathan: Farts Paddy: I'm about to ruin this PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A LIFEFORMS Entire fucking respiratory system!

[@cailean-tendo6711]

This is the best bit life vid ever :)

[@lilyflavin5108]

The Comment Crusader I’m not going to like your comment because it’s at 666

[@trqshy]

Someone: *refuses to talk to Paddy* Paddy: *so you have chosen death*

[@muhammadkhalid9855]

Ok now that’s just like saruman from lotr

[@vanillaflow4917]

*quite literally*

[@aldothelizard6669]

imagine being his last co-worker "hey man did you notice that it's only us that went to work today"

[@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS]

I SHOOT WITH BANANAS BOOM BOOM

[@jacksepticeye]

Better be nice to me

[@peter-ww6tl]

Plz spare my family

[@KStone22]

@@jacksepticeye oh no, Paddy took over Jacks channel!

[@jonwall8747]

Please just don’t use the bees man

[@nathanfake9163]

"He apologized and wished me a nice day." Hitman: *pulls up* Hey, money? Paddy: Money machine broke. Hitman: Understandable, have a nice day.

[@billymays8864]

@Anna! I love sех! Тар on my photo no one likes you

[@overlordproductions1]

Lol

[@overlordproductions1]

Billy Mays no need to be rude just cuz of the inappropriate name lol

[@sssasquatch-]

OVERLORD PRODUCTIONS she has a virus in her about page

[@w.a.r.ydruid5643]

Hannibal Lecter... I thought he was rich why does he kill people for money if not to eat them? And which version is he the 90s version or the 2015 version? How is paddy not dead yet or is he? Why do I have so many questions?!

[@windmage121]

"Your wife called out another man's name during sex." Jack: "Wait, who's name was it?"

[@HoloUniversee]

Death note reference 😂 so his wife's name is Ciara (read as Kira) hmmm

[@E__Saurabh]

It's so he can hire another hitman

[@sierramistd2182]

Holo Universe My name is Ciara and I cringed every time he pronounced the wife’s name as Kiera.

[@Elizabeth-bv1yl]

SierraMist :D that’s the irish pronunciation of ciara

[@MattiesGaming]

@@HoloUniversee your a member very good person

[@Faptimus420]

"You bit your co-worker, Emma's, skull!" "She died from her injuries." *_WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!!_*

[@FinalMasterM]

Darn, beat me to it.

[@clairissafix8077]

Faptimus420 damn I was gonna write this and lol fnaf reference

[@ny_trolenne8631]

HAHA

[@BlueC0rd]

Uhh don't R/woooosh me but a skull wouldn't be the bite of '87, if it said the frontal lobe it'd be it.

[@sharkarp3376]

Faptimus420 Ummm. Prolly. But bitlife ain’t fnaf 4. *IDIOT*

[@RadioAF8]

*you failed to find a hitman to take care of your stepfather* Jack: "he has too much power "

[@arian41148]

Congrats on the jacksepticeye heart!

[@bleezecake]

Yeah congrats! (I also got one! :D)

[@andis_gxcha_world1855]

Yes, Congrats Fellow Fan!

[@Finny_Boyo]

Congrats!

[@mindofzarry]

Congrats

[@ramdassingh6053]

Jack: slight inconvenience in his life Also Jack: Peace was never an option

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

Paddy: “I’ll bite her skull” Game: “...and I stabbed her 37 times in the chest”

[@thepeepeepoopooman2194]

28 STAB WOUNDS im sorry.

[@piKKiT_]

@@thepeepeepoopooman2194 didn't wanna leave him a chance, huh!

[@lyfverse]

Hi JaraelMoonsilver Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@Sirvanquish]

@@piKKiT_ you stabbed him again and again and again

[@gentlemen750]

I-is that Llama with Hats reference...?

[@avibensimon8513]

Jack: slaps Nathan on nose Game: 28 STAB WOUNDS!

[@thetoastedwaffle5763]

Omg nostalgia 💯

[@terrylikespb]

Detroit XD

[@Elguero16]

Avi Bensimon I literally just finished the series today

[@leachedmocha4398]

YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?!

[@koro-is-caffeinated]

*WAKE UP LIEUTENANT*

[@Carter121301]

Game: "She told you to shut up." Anti disguised as Jack: *ThAt'S tHe WrOnG aNsWeR!!!*

[@wyattperrett8237]

Why is it that this has 666 likes

[@Carter121301]

@@wyattperrett8237 I got lucky, I guess..

[@atoucaaan]

Imagine ripping one in someone’s vicinity, so they hire a hitman to kill you

[@lassliegen]

😂😂😂

[@woteveruk1]

what? you mean thats not a normal thing to do?

[@lyfverse]

Hi Dixon Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@KolchaksGhost]

Pro gamer moment

[@Flowerbarrel]

It must have been a really bad one. Like the kind that could kill someone.

[@thedarklord3724]

Jacksepticeye: Happiness: 100% Health: 100% Smarts: 100% Looks: well that dosent matter Me: good message

[@AxxLAfriku]

Wird es in die tegut message because I don't have a pretty face but I am the famous KZbin legend

[@galacticliberty]

Hey, I make content :)

[@erikwoodruff5643]

Also Jack: "I'm 40, let's commit a crime"

[@josephcooper171]

Stfu

[@FranciumBoron]

@@josephcooper171 Is that really supposed to work?

[@randomcrusader5632]

When he hired the the hit man his happiness went up to 92% Someone enjoys murder

[@CoryGrey45]

*Ciara pisses him off Sean: “My hitman fingers are tingling” 😅😂🤣

[@CoryGrey45]

Cheers for the heart, Sean 🙃

[@urnansbakedbeans4933]

I love sean

[@Heywoodjablowme1]

Cory Grey F

[@corruptedproductions5024]

That name caught me off guard but my murder weapons start saying that they are the best when I get pissed but it's usually the paring knife but yeah not that odd

[@xxdamastaboixx9836]

“I have now killed 3 people, should I make it a 4th?”- future serial killer jack, 2020

[@lyfverse]

Hi xxDaMastaBoixX Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@itsmejak7888]

@@lyfverse go and crawl back to 2014

[@mamoonahabib2648]

Jack the ripper 2020

[@xxdamastaboixx9836]

Hello ImFoxy. I am the master boi. Jack the Ripper lol

[@reallife19]

technically isnt it *current* serial killer?

[@skylerralls5678]

I've watched the high pitch "oh Mr. Hannibal" at least twenty times by now. He sounds like a chipmunk

[@stephaniefuller9973]

I literally recorded that part so I could watch it forever because I almost peed myself laughing at it the first 5 times😂

[@ily8780]

16:24 is a replay button :)

[@clashofmagic6672]

@@ily8780 nah

[@gangstascott3759]

:)

[@gangstascott3759]

@@ily8780 i hope your username is true

[@taylorford7609]

Jack: it’s crime time Me in my head: it’s crime time, it’s crime time, gather all your friends it’s crime time, it’s crime time it’s crime time the only cure for sadness

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

W-what are you going to do with your friends? Murder them?

[@silvermask3950]

@@swiftlyaswiftie killing is fun Hihi🔪🔪🔪

[@emmarose7159]

No it should be "the only cure for madness"

[@DragonGunzDorian]

I think crime time should be the only cure for boredom.

[@NitroNick9000]

Ok cool, I wasn't the only one who thought that

[@familytime3945]

Jack: what person would kill a random prostitute? Also Jack: kills someone for farting

[@darkhavengaming8908]

LOL

[@esh4036]

Also Jack: the ripper

[@vampirethespiderbatgod9740]

@@esh4036 OMG haha I never thought of that! It fits perfectly!

[@colleenglanville8293]

"I'm Happy To Know That Your Body Is 60% Water, Because I'm Thirsty." If I heard someone say that to me I'd probably go hide lol! 😂😂😂

[@RivkahSong]

I love a bad pun so that would probably work on me, ngl. 😂

[@colleenglanville8293]

Rivkah Song It's a pretty dirty pun lol! I wish I had a pun to fit in this! 😂😂😂

[@nicolemiles3801]

I said vampires were real and nobody believed me, whos sorry now

[@colleenglanville8293]

nicole miles I mean I guess that explains why they drink human blood, so they can suck all the water out of you lol! 😂😂😂

[@Sleepy_Sunshine]

it is pretty weird if you imagine it in a deep rumbling voice

[@finbarrdarcy5929]

“Maybe because she flicked on of my balls and I couldn’t concentrate” That seems too realistic to have been made up on the spot. Care to tell us something, Jack?

[@A-Minorrrrrrr]

Storytime : MY BALLS BECAME DYSFUNCTIONAL DURING SEX **GONE SEXUAL**

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the most famous German of all time and now I'm making English videos for my fans in America

[@mukimurco1426]

@@AxxLAfriku HI! Hitler

[@count-countess8464]

hahaha

[@samuelkollbrunner5701]

@@mukimurco1426 XD

[@Cup0fCoco_]

This video was 23 minutes and 57 seconds of Jack releasing his inner-Anti

[@koro-is-caffeinated]

glitchy boi boutta have a fun time

[@christianhammond8071]

Jack: We forgot about paddy Fitzpatrick for a while Me: We forgot about Minecraft for a while too

[@ilyhuwu1330]

Christian Hammond EXACTLY

[@kenzierasmussen442]

Christian Hammond so much shade...XD

[@rekt5507]

@@kenzierasmussen442 r/wooosh

[@Turdeez]

🆈🅴🅰︎🅷

[@sammythescrub5258]

@@rekt5507 I don’t think that’s how you woosh

[@dr.k8610]

Everyone else: multiple quick lives per episode Sean: one life over many months

[@lyfverse]

Hi Swan Ronson Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Raw

[@Inzanity_Play_Houze]

ImFoxy why am I seeing you comment the same exact thing to everyone’s comments? Like seriously what’s the point

[@itsmejak7888]

@@lyfverse go and crawl back to 2014

[@Ashtora]

i like it a lot better this way tbh

[@dariushajnala5562]

@@Ashtora ye

[@snorseburger7381]

Jack: "I Hired A HITMAN To Kill Everyone" Me: "Man its about time Paddy lost it."

[@janishere4935]

Hi snorseburger btw?????

[@snorseburger7381]

K1NG sup. I’m not trying to be mean this seems like a bot comment, if it’s not though I looked at a vid of yours and I saw trap town on it I just wanna say watch out for them they are bots.

[@libbyf51]

SnorseBurger i think it’s a bot they’ve been putting this on every comment

[@pixiepassive8332]

Gave you a nice Subscribe 😉

[@snorseburger7381]

Pixie Passive thanks! Hope my vids don’t disappoint! Although they are kinda trash accept for my recent one

[@cabbage_house2549]

16:19: literally just got shivers down my spine. 16:23: wheezing with the voice changer. Two different emotions in a span of 5 seconds.

[@wyntxr]

"Now that's a lot of damage!" Childhood memes. Never get old.

[@at_home_lobotomy8514]

I love how every chance this game gets it'll remind you that you stole a car 😂 "Yeah your *STOLEN* car's engine broke down, do you wanna repair your *STOLEN* car? The one that you *STOLE?*

[@ZeroWildFyre]

Upvoted off 69. No need to thank me

[@rubenrivas247]

Jack: I hired a hitman to kill my cow-worker for squeaking a fart in front of me me: *holds in fart*

[@osmocutie]

Lol

[@camden9895]

Ciara: refuses to go to counseling Jack: Ciara! MY HITMAN FINGERS ARE TINGLING!

[@gnome.]

Everyone else: tries to become a millionaire in this game Jack: ''HITMAAN''

[@Vortex1yt]

RedPanda the absolution lives on

[@corruptedproductions5024]

Yes the best route save money then kill them all

[@lyfverse]

Hi redPanda Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@CraftBlox45]

I dont have Bitizen

[@itsmejak7888]

@@CraftBlox45 you don't need bitzen to become.a millionare

[@manifestationsofasort]

"Ciara had a second trimester miscarriage." *Happy music proceeds*

[@KingColinForReal]

Jacks title of video: "I Hired A HITMAN To Kill Everyone I Worked With" KZbin sees title: this video is not available in your country

[@alliknowis6528]

NordVPN: Allow us to introduce ourselves...

[@junpeixix]

Hippity hoppity get off my property *This video is sponsored by NordVPN. Click the link in the description and get 69% off your first year.* (Nice.)

[@nathanwilson5869]

Jack: “I just killed someone!!” Wait, what about the people you hired a hit man for?!?!?

[@lyfverse]

I’m Foxy Not Related To the game Tho Btw Rawr

[@itsmejak7888]

@@lyfverse go and crawl back to 2014

[@ncrawford5673]

@@lyfverse stop spamming this stupid comment

[@spudthepotato2564]

Sean: *tries to murder his stepdad* No one wants to do it Sean:HE HAS TOO MUCH POWER

[@howardlo7548]

Me: What's the secret to a Positive mental attitude Jack "Paddy Fitzpatrick" Septiceye: the secret ingredient is crime

[@leosydlik2278]

Jack: Crime’s easy All Australians: yeah look where it got us!!!!

[@criscrosxxx]

Lol

[@san_itizer]

*Laughs in America*

[@kirayoshikage595]

Lol

[@racheldenorville]

Not all Aussies are convicts lol

[@ErrorUnknownn]

Omg yes

[@AnonymousFloof]

"Nathens dead! thats what he gets for squeezing out a fart infront of me!" Jacksepticeye 2020

[@copperhands5468]

Someone: *doesn't say hello to Jack* Jack: MY HITMAN FINGERS ARE TINGLING!! Edit: WOW! I never had this many likes before

[@thelivingliver6715]

Copper Hands OH HANNIBAL LECTER!

[@cameronthreeton3147]

Yes

[@MashedPotatoInMyShoe]

Got it to 1K likes

[@vinnuvivek4296]

How does it only have 4 replies

[@BananaBalls7]

Gosh damn it why the fuck did you say that now I feckin hate ye

[@savannahbootz7690]

Paddy: 99.9% enjoyment His wife: 100% enjoyment Sean: PROBABLY BC SHE FLICKED HIS BALLS AND HE COULDN’T THINK STRAIGHT. Me: HeY A MaN LiKeS WhAt He LiKeS.

[@anarchyahoy1363]

Jack: I just killed someone! while giggling hysterically huh. sounds oddly familiar.

[@besosiriusrn]

"I tried to talk to my co-worker Sophie about -how many people I've killed- my greatest achievements"

[@ghostleader1569]

same thing

[@corruptedproductions5024]

@@ghostleader1569 ya beat me

[@ghostleader1569]

@@corruptedproductions5024 lol

[@lyfverse]

Hi salted bean I’m Foxy Not related to the game tho Btw Rawr

[@besosiriusrn]

@@lyfverse hello

[@sophiebear546]

"It's crime time! It's crime time, gather all your friends is crime time! It's crime time! The only cure for anger" 🤣

[@ZombieGuts02]

Can anyone else imagine Jack's girlfriend coming in and see him arguing with the wall like its his wife😄

[@CreepDestroyer]

SHE HAS A NAME

[@ythaagruligiztil4813]

@@CreepDestroyer who Wall or wife??

[@CreepDestroyer]

@@ythaagruligiztil4813 girlfriend

[@Hanibear333]

se2221.

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

"Let's go for a NO-" My relationship with the gym.

[@lyfverse]

Hi Kitty Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@itsmejak7888]

@@lyfverse go and crawl back to 2014

[@tara4257]

@@lyfverse 😳uhm

[@sameoldashton478]

The amount of times jack says “paddy Fitzgerald” when their name is “Paddy Fitzpatrick” 😂

[@arieldixon]

I am in stitches watching this episode 😂😂😂 “Nathan’s dead, that’s what he gets for squeaking out a fart in front of me” 🤣🤣 That’s escalated drastically from a backhand to the nose and a blow to the pancreas 😅😅😅😅😅

[@idontevenknow9540]

Jack: "He's had a miscarriage with his beautiful wife" Me: Thats not somethin you hear everyday

[@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS]

I am better then howtobasic !!! HELP ME AND SHOOT ME IN MY FACE

[@vtz2002]

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS k.

[@leytonv.3269]

KING AUTISM TV hahahahahhahaa not gonna watch em :)

[@savethetrees7039]

Jack: Paddy's life is basically perfect at the moment Also Jack: *It's Crime Time!*

[@lyfverse]

Hi Save the Trees Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@itsmejak7888]

@@lyfverse go and crawl back to 2014

[@savethetrees7039]

That 1_blu3shyguy Says the shy guy

[@colleenglanville8293]

Jack: I'm gonna back hand his nose. Game: You backhanded your coworker, Nathan's nose! Then you kicked his pancreas altering his insulin levels! Jack: I did not say that, I did not tell you to go kick his pancreas!! "Now That's A Lot Of Damage!" It was super effective!! I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

[@Mr.Bluguy]

Me: * starts the video and sees my parents in the other room* Also me: ``I should probaly close the door´´

[@janishere4935]

Hi tbw hg btw?????

[@luciddreams1228]

@@janishere4935 stfu

[@onepiecefan6936]

K1NG stfu

[@mstark1964]

K1NG stfu

[@misocompilations1044]

K1NG stfu

[@enderium3253]

"Crime is easy" -Jacksepticeye 2020

[@janishere4935]

Hi 2? Btw???????

[@marocolitil122]

Moahaha

[@san_itizer]

*laughs in America*

[@sugarfreeskull3008]

"don't tell kira, ok?? Its gonna be our little secret." KIRA THERES SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YOU-

[@soomiko]

They never got to finish their sentence, the hitman fingers came too fast

[@claudiatrejo8644]

Jack girlfren: *farts in front of him*. Jack : So YoU hAvE cHosEn DeAtH

[@urgayandkeklikesit1808]

David Lydon "bowl movement" 😂

[@pond2868]

*Paddy starts killing people* Jack: *antisepticeye had joined the chat*

[@lyfverse]

Hi pond_ cosplays Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@Jiggo_]

Me: *thinks the Hitmen are going to kill the targets with creative ways like Agent-47* Paul Vitti: *pyromaniac intensifies*

[@azoth2335]

Meet The Pyro

[@Jiggo_]

@@azoth2335 yes

[@sovietbear8606]

Jack : uses old intro in two consecutive vids Veterans : oi oi oi oi oi oi

[@ellw7830]

Ever thought about how the word “lowkey” is a homonym for “Loki” as in Thor’s brother? Life’s crazy bro

[@sovietbear8606]

@@ellw7830 indeed

[@nightingale-d3e]

69 likes nice

[@nerd_by_nature5046]

“I’m 40. It’s time to start messing shit up” Me: I did that plenty well at 20. Age is just a number

[@lunarpitch]

And life is a simulation ^-^

[@grayskyee]

and the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

[@lyfverse]

Hi Japan Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@senormiguel5773]

Jack: It's high noon Overwatch fans, including myself: He said it, he said the thing!

[@NoahMoon111]

1:25 “he had a miscarriage” Well there’s something you don’t hear everyday

[@janishere4935]

Jaz wills btw????

[@L20-r8h]

K1NG stfu

[@annawesometheflameingpikac3688]

Eh trans men can have miscarriages

[@Aleula]

Felix: "This video is sponsored by Don't tell Marzia Productions" -Jack- Paddy: *_shhhh_* don't tell Ciara

[@lyfverse]

Hi aleula Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@orchestratedeath8669]

UnusAnus: *Coughs in Amy*

[@itsmejak7888]

@@lyfverse go and crawl back to 2014

[@enviisyk]

OTTO no one cares shut up

[@enviisyk]

Unus annus: Amy don’t watch this video

[@D3vilB4sket]

16:09 I really enjoyed that conversation about the Stanley Cup, Jack

[@EVILKINGGANONDORF1]

Strait after *Jack: Evelyn...Wanna build a pillow fort*

[@ruffrabbit894]

16:24 “OH MR. HANNIBALLLL.” Favorite part 10/10, Mads mikkelsen would be proud

[@sunshock1014]

Random fact: brain size doesn't effect intelligence, it's how wrinkled your brain is, if it's smooth, you're extremely dumb, if it's extremely wrinkled, you're extremely intelligent, so if you're in a argument with someone, say that their brain is smooth

[@abdullahaposaga9344]

U smol brain

[@sunshock1014]

@@abdullahaposaga9344 ok smooth brain

[@ay7164]

wrinkled brain moment

[@alexsutton519]

My brains pretty much polished

[@lil_eden600]

When the nerd bullies you

[@i_inf0din254]

this is amazing lmfao Nathan: * toot* Paddy: " OFF WITH HIS HEAD! "

[@cherylvollen8426]

Emma: *starts a rumor that paddy thinks the Earth is flat* Paddy: it's murder time it's murder time the only cure for rumors

[@colleenglanville8293]

"Mr.Hannibal!!" I died lol! 😂😂😂

[@anthonyidk5536]

16:20 don’t mind me just making a time stamp of Jacks voice affect thing

[@jollyhoppy5200]

So funny 😂

[@lemon_scented_rat4559]

When the anti in Jack is brought out because of bitlife

[@jjcrazyblondgirl3675]

@@lemon_scented_rat4559 yes I was thinking about it when I seen it. Lol

[@ErinOlson83]

The “ohh Mr. Hannibal!” fucking KILLED me 🤣🤣

[@Inzanity_Play_Houze]

It feels weird, for Jack not cursing like a sailor and screaming 24/7 but honestly still love him.

[@HoloUniversee]

It feels even weirder that he started killing like Kevin does

[@jasper2064]

I remember in bit life I was 8 years old and I had a bully, so, I bit her lip, cracked her skull, and pirced her lip. She died from her injuries. I WAS 8!! XD

[@gamertrw7344]

SAME LOL

[@kennethbarnes2387]

When jack goes to get an ice cream and someone bumps into him and he drops his ice cream🍦🍦 Jack: OHH you dont know what's coming for ya🤣🤣

[@malak-4348]

You mean when jack goes to an ice cream truck?

[@kennethbarnes2387]

Yeah your right

[@BalboaDean]

Jack: Please KZbin it was a joke, send my vid to all of my subs Me: doesn't get notification

[@buddyboythe5393]

Layla: “could you pleas leave me alone for a few minutes. I need to have this work done by 4pm, thank you. Jack: “so you have chosen, Death”

[@quillpentheartist]

When you are watching Jacksepticeye at 12: 00 and your volume is at its lowest-yet his screams still echo through out your house and your family is confused of why they hear an Irishman screaming

[@LiamR228]

Fair enough 😂😂

[@latishavivian8673]

I’m a simple girl. I see “Hannibal Lecter” I hope and pray for Mads Mikkelsen

[@latishavivian8673]

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen ...uh no.

[@latishavivian8673]

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen again, not me. It’s Latisha Vivian, not Vivian van pelt.

[@w.a.r.ydruid5643]

Yeah don't trust the any version of Hannibal let alone the Mads, version who has killed hundreds of people and made a man eat his face off.

[@Hana.Behl-Lecter]

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen did you just ask this real life human person you've encountered on a random youtube comment with an entirely different name if they are a character from a fiction movie? Lol

[@kism3ttt]

Jack: “ I’m sick and just got a tooth removed ok!” Me watching a video called ‘ I got SO sick’. Me:CORONAVIRUS?!?!

[@WorriedtheCircusDemon]

7:31 I just smiled at a scenario I made up in my mind. Jack would just be sitting on the couch one day, Gabby walks by and he says shes "pretty dang cool" XD

[@icemagiciangh]

Tip- you can live a longer life by going to the gym, the library, and getting alternative medicine. (I recommend cologne cleanse). The library and gym can also make your happiness go up. To get on better terms with co-workers, compliment them first.

[@daphneboyd7024]

Right after Jack said: ‘BLOODY NOSE!’ I got a bloody nose.

[@מלכהגרין]

you're a wizard sean

[@orla6795]

No one: Me: I have 4 essays to do but séans video is a priority

[@janishere4935]

Hi orlaith shanahan btw????

[@shuu1599]

Holy shit good luck on that lmao. Also...dnt wanna be that guy...but the fada is on "a" so...uhh...Seán*. xP

[@orla6795]

Mishu Rosé I’m pretty sure it’s the e cause that’s the general rule in the Irish language but if I’m wrong thank you for correcting me loll morto since I’m actually also Irish with an Irish spelled name

[@shuu1599]

@@orla6795 Ohhh I see, that's so cool that you're irish too ^_^ But I think I remember Seán himself spelling his name out so yeh, I'm pretty sure it's on the "a" in his name xD

[@JettAhoy]

i wonder how many comments there would be if we got rid of the “first” comments

[@janishere4935]

Hi jett milton btw????

[@willanderson8548]

Jett Milton this is technically a first comment

[@brandonellam6805]

True, probably 50

[@rileygreen8563]

Or the (Insert Name)- Me- Chats

[@mikoethiofit]

🖐🖐

[@wexmell]

"imma get my happiness up again, with meditating" ... Me: gets a advertisement for headspace

[@spikesshadow8683]

Jack: "We've been married for 10 years!" Me: "Let's smah that divorce button!"

[@aidenpopp-tillich760]

Smash*

[@lyfverse]

Hi Spikes Shadow Im Foxy not Related To the Game tho Btw Rawr

[@spikesshadow8683]

@@aidenpopp-tillich760 it's from an earlier video a couple days ago, the recent anxiety challenge

[@aidenpopp-tillich760]

@@spikesshadow8683 wdym all I did was spell check you

[@alisha-7839]

what i read the title as: i hired a hitman to kill everyone worked with me: *what¿* sees bitlife thank god

[@janishere4935]

Hi nobody btw?????

[@alisha-7839]

K1NG ?

[@libbyf51]

K1NG go away

[@joemyslime9688]

every cloak employee: oh sHI-

[@mihowmihow]

5:49 I love it how in 24 years on social media, Paddy had 8 posts total. Well done, lad. Some loyal followers you have there. I wonder what he wrote. "See you in 3-4 years"?

[@deadlyjaguar89]

I am glad he done another bit life video and I like it that he takes his time so we have a lot of time to watch it, I love your videos so that's great.

[@georgtiks]

When you are early and dont know what to say "These are confusing times."

[@malin3657]

Lmao soo true

[@georgtiks]

Hjönk hjönk?

[@dianamaioru497]

Yep, that’s me! 👍

[@georgtiks]

Oh cool

[@sophieroark4614]

It’s crime time! And the thing going through my head was “it’s crime time, it’s crime time, gather all your friends it crime time, it’s crime time, it’s crime time, the only way to cure sadness.”

[@Cdawg619]

"sneak off a fart in front of Jack I'll hire a hitman" That had me dieing 🤣

[@jaspersaw5415]

Lessened learned: don’t fart in front of jack

[@Annkrzykowski]

On bitlife I made the life of Jack and what was crazy that the the dad had brown hair and the mom had green hair just like Jack did!😂

[@nugget2366]

Sean: is sick Me: sees there is coronavirus in uk Also Me: F

[@j.436]

There's a cure lol

[@struckrex]

Official Pixi Are you sure about that?

[@FlynnWho]

Official Pixi you sure

[@river_styx1477]

Official Pixi what news are you watching bro?

[@balthiersgirl2658]

@@j.436 no there bloody ain't lo!

[@Name-xk9vx]

Legend has it, the hitman murdered them all with fish..

[@janishere4935]

Hi name btw?????

[@nimaizal]

RT?

[@jlxrd9270]

Cheru

[@Name-xk9vx]

Wtf is this thread

[@SeemDay]

Jack: Hires hitman to kill coworker "Thats a secret between us" Me: report to HR!

[@that1828]

Me after seeing my exam results: 7:08

[@that1828]

@Master Navi welcome

[@frozenraven2298]

Damn. Last time I was this early my dad was still home

[@adamdevlin649]

Relatable

[@robby4850]

Well atleast ur not black

[@gagecamden4675]

Tsut EnderYt that’s funny

[@gagecamden4675]

That’s funny

[@9paypal9]

S A D

[@andrewwilson8513]

random man: the earth is flat another man: no its round Jack: ILL HAVE YOU KNOW ITS A DODECOHEDRON

[@mysterymystery328]

When he said "looks...doesnt matter", I felt that

[@heddja]

so what this taught me is if someone starts a rumor about you: kill them if someone doesn't wanna talk to you: kill them if someone farts on you: kill them