I Hosted A $1000 Cursed Pokemon R34 Tournament...

Sooo this is a Nux Taku video that was recorded a while ago and was uploaded but removed by KZbin... for the longest time I didn't have a backup to reupload but it turns out the goat ‪@Bloodrunks‬ had a downloaded copy for his clip channel so this piece of lost art hath been recovered so check out the unfortunate contestants in this very cursed pokemon tournament‪@pchaldaily‬ ‪@Trickywi‬ and ‪@FreamVT‬ and enjoy the ride...
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[@junglebat2139]

With Nux, there is no fear of demonetization. In death, we are one. In death, we are strong. In death, we are the Nux Legion

[@Spiritwolf_8]

Honk legion!!!!!

[@giovannibaratto9188]

Why do i know where this comes from?

[@revenantronin8377]

@@giovannibaratto9188 because, you just read it?

[@giovannibaratto9188]

@@revenantronin8377 nope, because I didn't have that comment when I commented. I know it because I watched that same creator and was surprised to find it here. Besides, that comment is just the Honk Legion. It doesn't say where it's from. By the way, sorry if it sounded aggressive in any way, not my intention.

[@Axeky]

Chuckles would definitely watch nux

[@ayzekpie9432]

Read the description, everyone.

[@eggsploring1407]

Lol I forget videos have descriptions

[@watchfulgamer625]

Bro has like 40 terabytes of nux videos

[@gildarmesh3809]

I watched it again because it's just good content. Only if you don't watch his videos would you not recognize a past one.

[@jetboy2233]

I thought this video was familiar

[@darkeclipse5633]

i recognized the thumbnail

[@dragonoverlord2010]

Fun fact about the Lugia pick: Lugia was specifically designed to be a maternal pokemon, so while it was depicted with a masculine voice in the anime the fact that it is today lewded as a milf pokemon is arguably the original intention.

[@SamTheGumMan117]

Thanks to Bloodrunks, and it's cool to see this back with all the Pokémon degeneracy one could want

[@endarkculi]

23:53 "Shoutout to all the kids that stick their-" OH NO "-fingers into electric sockets." ...Well, there are worse ways that sentence could have ended!

[@Bloodrunks]

Thanks for the shoutout

[@IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss]

My dude is the Nux archaeologist

[@neksuscat]

Da Goat is here!🎉

[@Lyviatin]

Nonono thank YOU!

[@goudacheese7491]

I would like but 69

[@Ai_M3talloidX7]

Damn. It's been a hot minute since he's done one of these tournaments. Wait, this WAS lost media??? Based Bloodrunks.

[@TsuikeNovaus]

31:23 Nemona is a champion, the game treats her like a rival but the beginning of the Scarlet/Violet goes out of it's way to tell you she's a champion.

[@shadowdecidueye]

Shelby!? I was not expecting this cross over, I remember watching Trickywii when I was a kid, man how things have changed.

[@nowhy1502]

i was watching her all the way back during those pokémon fact videos seven or so years ago. the character development is insane

[@Tony_AM009]

I was so excited when she first became a VTuber. If you haven't yet, check out her collab with Sinder that happened a while ago where they talked about their love of Pokémon and Okami. There are at least clips of the collab.

[@alexkogan9755]

@@Tony_AM009That crossover had me laughing the whole time. I look forward to every crossover with them involved.

[@OriginCat]

sauce for the thumbnail cynthia pic. thank you very much.

[@duskmoonlight8705]

The sauce is getalife

[@skudoblade]

​@duskmoonlight8705 nice seeing you here 💀

[@giantmastersword]

It is ai generated by morel1games3 using nemu's waifu generator

[@OriginCat]

@@giantmastersword God Bless

[@hootsafer4674]

7:04 JAN HAS RESEARCHED ALMOST EVERY POKÉMON

[@thahirshibu5042]

Oh nah

[@XLuxtra]

He has Perfect information

[@Ibrex-ko4kb]

You need to Collab with Alpharad at least once, need to see true chaos

[@lordnul1708]

Fun fact, Silver (the Gen 2 rival) is Giovanni's son, and the manga predicted that a full generation before the HGSS games came out and added an in-game event involving Celebi where we find out that they're related. And then a "every Pokemon depiction crossover" has Game Silver vent to Lance about it. No wonder he However, the circumstance of the reveal is very different between the game and the manga. So yeah, Giovanni canonically fucks. And no wonder Silver hates Team Rocket in every depiction, despite being a pokemon thief himself.

[@vicrai578]

No wonder he

[@MasterofInterspace]

12:45 My friend told me that Nintendo intended for Gen 9 to appeal more to furries. And I have no idea where he pulled that idea from. Cause nearly every pokemon in Gen 9 is butt ugly.

[@numberhunter62]

In terms of the kind of appeal for dem furries, then you right. In terms of actual design though, I disagree.

[@MasterofInterspace]

@@numberhunter62 no, I mean in general. You got tumbleweed and tumbleweed+. You've got the worse crab pokemon ever made, I didn't even think it was possible to beat Crabominable. They've got the bird with the gross skin flap. You've got literal sushi and worse Whiscash. You've got a single pokemon design stretched over a three stage evolution. An ugly as sin evolution for Primeape. The duck starter, god, it looks like it's got parasites. The most boring design in smoliv, like are you kidding this is what a preschooler would draw and call a pokemon. The electric frog thing, literal robot is a bit weird for the wild. Motorcycle lizard, they did that one three different ways and called one a legendary. Made two ugly lines of dogs. Tandemaus looks like an unfinished model, and I thought everyone complained about Kangaskhan being hatched with a child in its pouch when this is worse. Salt golem, like you could have tried to make it more interesting. The same fish from last Gen. Ugly ass dolphin paladin, like the dolphin design is okay, but seriously it evolves into the same design with a heart on its chest and its hero form sucks. Fluttermane is basically the only paradox pokemon to look reasonably good, I don't know why every future pokemon is a robot it is so uncreative. Do I have to point out that it makes no sense to have past versions of the legendary beasts, they were changed through Ho-oh. You can't tell me that Walking Wake was the thing that died in Burned Tower, I refuse to believe it.

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

Dumb idea, that is potentially free content for you Nux. If you every decide to do another Pokemon R34 tournament, try and get 8 people, make 12 rounds. At the end, inform them that they aren't finished yet, from the 12 pokemon they have each picked, they now have to build a team on Pokemon Showdown, in bracket elimination tournament, with the true winner, being the one who wins the tournament with the pokemon they chose.

[@phantomkrieger2744]

Never knew I needed bodybuilder Cynthia before that thumbnail.

[@Talvos]

"Remember Emilia? Remember Rem?" Everyone: Who's Rem?

[@rvolcano7338]

Always good to have an entertaining discussion on Pokemon and the wonderful streamers who specialize in studying them.

[@JLTime14]

What a throw back!!! Thank you Nux! I needed this today!

[@webkarma9654]

I’m happy to finally be able to rewatch this classic Nux Taku masterpiece of a game show!!!!!!!

[@lectro_legendary_electroni1852]

Bro I can't believe I knew this was a re-upload from the intro of the guests. Your videos leave more of an impact than I previously thought. Impressive. True fans rewatch till the end.

[@SaiyanSembu]

I thought a video like would be main channel stuff but W video nonetheless, GOOD JOB BOSS

[@0potion]

This is a repost of a video from his main channel that got nuke to oblivion by KZbin.

[@Bloodrunks]

If u want nux shmentai videos , i got those too

[@jaycobrepka1129]

Do you have the one with the girl who had a terrible life

[@Kydrou]

The GOAT

[@Tefezilla]

​@@jaycobrepka1129🧐📸

[@mikonyx7712]

The crazy thing about it is, the thing that gave away how long ago this was recorded to me, was Jan specifically giving shout out to Yaki... Yaki, a vtuber that got exposed to be a horrible person, about a year+ ago.....

[@Loveless1128]

Even if I have seen this before, I will watch it again! As I do not remember how it goes, and I LOVE Nux torturing his friends with his tournaments and gameshows!

[@_akeel2]

I remember watching this before then I read the description. Super enjoyable still.

[@jadeitepuzil367]

HOW DID NOBODY VOTE RAPIDASH IN HOMOUR OF BRONY GOD CARSON? So proud of Trickii choosing Arcanine.

[@amderrsom]

all these competitions nux makes are always so close and incredibly fun

[@nickrowley2936]

There's no laws against the Pokémon Batman

[@-tHeGaMe-]

Just when we needed it most, the r34 tournaments returned

[@Dbzmaster159]

Okay this was fun and hilarious. Nux will you go back to trying to corrupt more people with Furrymon next? Also loved Tricky's tribute to Evan.

[@electricVGC]

The return of lost content

[@EazyP_Z]

Watch every R34 tourny ever, it's self care

[@SciRei7H3dEG3NeR4T3]

Ah, the lost episode! For a couple months I was trying to find it because I was listening to all of the challenges, but this one was marked as unavailable. ^^ I do hope though one day these return, really fun to see people's reactions to the numbers of entries. XD

[@admiralrentableorb9844]

Isn't this from the main channel?

[@thetoasterisonfire2080]

Experimenting with getting around the shadow ban perhaps Nvm read the description

[@john_etc]

Read description

[@TheWtfanime]

This was a good one, great players in the tournament too... 34:04 we all remember cascoon

[@kirby69813]

For the starter one, pikachu is technically a starter

[@mantasa0000]

But not a proper one

[@greed94]

Jan had entirely too much fun reading that Cascoon stuff

[@AnimeSquirrel]

Jans face os "wtf did i get myself into" is priceless.

[@mprevilosnegrom3203]

BLOODRUNKS the GOAT

[@akumuryuu]

I'm disappointed that no one picked Larry for gym leader or elite four category.

[@jacobgiron96]

I saw Jan on the thumbnail and thought "there is no way he is in a rule 34 Nux video" and the moment I started watching I was so confused 😂

[@BunnyStark]

Thanks I’ve looked up a lot of these 😂😂😂

[@Grimmy85]

Whenever you upload I click sooo fast!!!! We need more!!!!!😂😂😂❤❤

[@groudon1326]

Letssss giooo love the boysssss Bloodrunks is a chad

[@Utgard_Loki]

42:37 (Mulan 2, lesson #1) Lycanroc, ha, ha, I must be hard

[@algomi9280]

This, is so cursed, that my youtube crashed twice before it could play.😂

[@garrettclements7114]

I love your content and contests

[@pokemontrainer5678]

Its always fun getting tricki on these seeing as she got her start doing Pokémon top tens. Ahh the good times

[@SirReptile]

Seeing this again is gold

[@vicrai578]

Gen 8 - imma say Cinderace (holy that was close lmao) Personally researched - I mean Gardevoir lmao (probably was the trick word but hey) Starter Pokémon : it HAS to be Pikachu though Gen 9 : Meowscarada has to be the trick word so I say Sprigatito (called it) Ash Harem : Misty has to be the trick word so I’ll go with May (damn… well played) Gen 2 : has to be Umbreon Elite 4 member : I’ll try Olivia… but if Champions are allowed I would go Lorelei since there’s no way Cynthia isn’t the trick word there (ayy I’m cookin) Legendary Pokemon : I’m going Lugia for this one cause people are weird (Latias was a good pick tho) Gen 5 : Zoroark has to be trick word, soooo I’m going Reshiram for this one Base form Pokemon : already said Pikachu so Eevee is my next best bet (ehh I thought of Pikachu so it counts I think) Digimon : I only know Renamon which means it’s the trick word. Idfk Used on my first game : Blaziken has been said already, and I probably used Gardevoir at some point, which means I used Kirlia which is my answer. (Yeah no way I beat Charizard with this) Gym leader : Misty has to be trick word so I’ll probably go Nessa here (too easy) Champion : Cynthia has to be trick word so I’ll try Steven (oooo I didn’t think of Nemona so if she counts I would put her) (damnn I overestimated the male ones I’d have put Iris instead if I knew) Gen 6 : Braixen has been put soooo I'll say Goodra then? Least entries : I'd have to put a random gen 9 one... I'll say Varoom Evil Team : Lusamine is probably the trick word. I'll go Penny I guess, not really an "evil" team but it works. Also by that logic Marnie would probably be the best bet but she's been said already (lmao I forgot about Jessie so Lusamine would have been the best bet) Gen 4 : Coin toss between Lopunny and Lucario... I'll try Lucario (also Lopunny has already been picked I guess) (damn my bad... Glaceon would probably have been the best one to say then) Gen 1 : Pikachu, Eevee, Vaporeon, Mewtwo and Charizard are all gone... So I'll try Flareon I guess? Gen 7 : I'll try Salazzle (yoo Lycanroc is a crazy pick tho) Any Pokemon : all the biggest ones are out.... Gimme Sylveon i guess (ayooo same brain) Gen 3 : If Zangoose hasn't been picked already I'm chosing that, otherwise I have no idea anymore, I'll just go Grovyle (Daaaamn Absol I forgot about yet because of that I'm still safe) Pseudo Legendary : obviously Goodra but it's already been said so I'll go Dragonair Monotype : I'll go Zoroark since it hasn't been said

[@applegamer20]

Let's be real though Nintendo knew what they were doing with some of these designs *cough cough salazzlelopunnyandgardevoir cough*

[@shukois_alive6244]

Awe yes the video that introduced me to mewtwo shaped girls

[@vondoge7146]

nux ads feel like a fever dream lol

[@willm772]

In honor of Evan Arkinine 😂😂😂

[@theunborngodeater]

Nux, you realize that these tournaments are probably why you got blacklisted on main, right? You're smart, so you probably just don't care. Get that bag

[@zacharybenn1497]

I am a huge fan of pChal’s content! How did I miss this?!

[@TonyOver9000]

Love to revisit old videos cuz half the time I don't remember shit on who won lol

[@rileyninja9733]

Don't worry king i rewatched the whole thing

[@heavy_elite]

Jan looks like, he doesn't want ot be there XD

[@wiimaster06]

I love whenever we get a video like this one. Kinda shocked nobody said Hypno for their Gen 1 pick. That would probably get a bunch of results.

[@jaialexander5458]

my choice for least r34 entries was rellor, thinking there would be literally ZERO, there is EXACTLY ONE! I was actually shook

[@404_kayjay_not_found]

KZbins resistance only makes Nux stronger.

[@ShankMugen]

Nemona is indeed a Champion from the start, and is one of the reasons she pushes the Player Character to become a Champion so they can be Rivals of equal standing

[@tiger5869]

There can never be enough R34 tournaments

[@gengar2219]

i love how how pokemon challenges has pointed out he shouldn't be going first if he won last round. me realizing that it matters

[@ZecVal]

That...that was me. My first Pokemon game was Blue. Squirtle never left my party. Blastoise was so cool hehe

[@cpt.doomsday6912]

I would like to mention Nemona is a champion they have multiple of them. After the main E4 storyline the are 3 known paldean champions "Nemona is one of the top ranked trainers in Paldea, having become a Champion during a *previous Treasure Hunt*, making her the youngest trainer to ever pass the Champion Assessment. " "Unlike in previously introduced Leagues, in Paldea, Gyms can be challenged in any order, and *multiple Trainers can hold the Champion title simultaneously.*" So she was right, she picked one of Paldea's multiple champions

[@WillKazeOh]

Timeless classics must be preserved

[@Forgottenfire2410]

hahaha, i love when Nux posts.

[@DrChronicleMD]

the yaki shoutout was CRAAZY

[@coolguy5133]

Me: * sees a muscle mommy version of Cynthia in thumbnail, Neurons are activated * Please let it be true!

[@m3tr0id86]

Oddly this does make me want to hear a Cynthia theme remix for some reason. The more orchestral like the better.

[@michaeldennis8310]

New idea. R34 Nuzlocke Racing Challenge: Streamers speedrun an agreed upon pokemon game under nuzlocke rules. Each Gym has a rule 34 question when they beat it. 1 point per right answer, and 2 points for beating the elite four under nuzlocke rules. First person to beat the elite four stops the challenge for everyone, and if your team loses, you lose 3 points.

[@justingerry97]

since this video has been posted there is 3k more posts under the eevee tag, renamon by 4k

[@Thewatcher-vp7uh]

Nice video boss

[@BooksForLifeBeyond]

Nux: 42:52 my god it deserves everything Me: salutes him

[@TheRichmaster24]

fun to watch this again

[@raymurray3401]

It honestly still surprises me that companies willingly sponsor nux given his content but I’m glad they do as it’s definitely some of the funniest nsfw stuff on KZbin

[@McDonaldTrump122]

Knowing Gen 7 as the one with Rowlet is so unbelievably based

[@FantomMind]

Can't believe the dude just pronounced his name JAN the entire video long.

[@Bella_for_you7]

15:49 I wouldve picked the white one that cant touch pokemon from aloha

[@Aleas10301]

Living in Germany I can now live in peace knowing that I can get nux merch shipped to my country

[@aaronlefebre5060]

An R34 game ain't R34 enough if there's no Lopunny. This one passed.

[@WinstontheClown]

Fun fact: Tricky actually rapped as Diantha in a cypher

[@kylesky74]

by technicality nemona is one but also a rival

[@photosh09]

I miss this tournaments!

[@cdesigner9178]

I know that Ogerpon didn't exist when this vid was originally posted, but there was another waifu besides Meowscarada back then; Iron Valiant. It was part Gardevoir, part Gallade, and part robot.

[@MissingFordF150]

Thought this was an old post until a the numbers mentioned seemed very recent, and when marnie was mentioned I was certain😅

[@isuapig6705]

This feels like a reupload but it’s not 💀. The “ssss” inhale bit, nux not knowing about r/girls shaped like mewtwo, having Jan and tricky in the same video😂

[@Slasher9485]

Reminder that the Braxian main that won Pokken Tournament at EVO won it because he wanted more Braxian R34.

[@polyblank2]

W bloodrunks no fuckin way

[@imapotato1111]

6:20 amazing choice tricky 7:05 Hehehe. Salazzle. Need i say more😂

[@XellosNi]

How the hell is Jan supposed to play around the crit in this?

[@VampsTheFallen]

I miss this lol so many good r34 turnies

[@koinboin7909]

i am (not so) happy to inform that lugia is now at 6000

[@olyviermonteau4300]

his exasperated sigh

[@TheAstralFencer]

Sum in the thumbnail goated

[@jorgehuertas3995]

Jan was dying inside through the whole thing

[@gravajaumbros]

I was surprised no one said Reshiram for the legendary. I was even more surprised when I checked and saw that Lugia still would've won over Reshiram. Crazy!

[@langdonledwig3734]

I was surprised no one said Zoroark for Gen 5

[@gravajaumbros]

@@langdonledwig3734 Zoroark would've been my choice for Gen 5 as well. But it's my favorite pokemon too, so I'm biased. It's just that when I think of lewdable legendary pokemon I think I've seen way more Reshiram than even pokemon like Meloetta.

[@Ayush-kc2vx]

I am suprised that no one even thought of lucario