"I Hunt Down The Government's Mistakes" Creepypasta

[@_jeb5121]

when he said i tranquilized him and brought him to the nearest government building i imagined myself at the dmv and i just see a random guy dragging a another person yelling got him

[@rockspoon6528]

That isn't normal?

[@justfriends7581]

Thats why the lines are always long. They are worried about all the mistakes

[@jasontodd8071]

😂😂😂

[@Noven_Solarix]

Pffttttt!!! I just imagined it and if I saw that all I would think was, “Wtf.”

[@stephaniapuckett5476]

Haha

[@proximus1811]

I want an entire game based on this story

[@christiniakollar8397]

Proximus I want a tv show

[@markmolino6091]

Me too

[@maimadeit5579]

Proximus- I'm kind of a writer but not a game designer so...

[@flambothepowerful6034]

It has a website. Its called scp foundation

[@proximus1811]

Flambo the powerful yes true

[@Shkunk1]

Almost being eaten alive: acceptable risk. Almost being corn holed by Romeo: I resign.

[@LakeofCrystalclan]

I'd kill to watch Romeo conquer another guy tbh (and take his time with it)

[@DanielValentinClauss312thxtcr]

Lake of Crystalclan Furries are the mistakes of life.

[@therynbelleza8646]

CornHusk Boy yeah but Bronies make furries look like gods gift

[@therynbelleza8646]

What’s a cornhole

[@magosmarechferracioli1128]

@@therynbelleza8646 This question is *cursed*

[@JesusIsMySaviorILoveJesus]

“I never feel bad about those I’ve killed anymore” *gets sad about Kong while writing and has to take a break*

[@frappy0]

harambe

[@brendonschupp1722]

It’s cause Kong wanted to die he knew he was going to die

[@johnmichaels4330]

Right?

[@mgjamesfin7011]

Meaby it is because he didint kill kong, he executed it

[@ThaNadooShow]

@@frappy0 free harambe

[@henryschoon7816]

“If the government wants you... they’ll find you.” Pablo escobar: *visits the white house and disneyland at the height of his criminal career*

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

If i was able i so would edit first part of your comment to " If goverment wants you ... they'll find you and they'll pound you " .

[@phoeniciarizen4051]

Lmao

[@breewagoner1731]

🤣🤣

[@hhgff778]

But they did catch him at the end, his close ones say he killed himself before the police got in his house, but still they found him.

[@joaquinsanchez3666]

All right you listen here you little shit

[@nevan.3034]

“I hunt down the government’s mistakes.” Me: *chuckles* I’m in danger.

[@kravvyx6704]

KGBeast i felt that

[@theolympiyn8670]

Facts

[@SGTSPARKKY]

Yikes

[@cainanfletcher7452]

Poor jack

[@ObxBrawny]

KGBeast I’m so glad he doesn’t hunt down mothers mistakes 🤫

[@elfcreeper]

So... he's basically a Blade Runner for SCPs?

[@hewit4536]

Ur not wrong

[@jessicathemercenary8958]

No they are not scps but they are like scps

[@KittyWall2opRexesAndExes]

Yea

[@Harmokaizen]

Spy from TF2: But of course

[@potatopaced2353]

@King Seeker Not all of them some are accidents

[@user-mx7qp9ls3o]

Imagine doomslayer looking straight into the dolls eyes and the doll starts screaming lmao.

[@jamesblanchard8053]

Doomslayer: *stares* Doll: "LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!"

[@hoodiepencil-neck7782]

BFG Division starts

[@darksmokegaming7440]

True shit tho

[@comicallylargesheep8350]

Doomguy but he’s a paranormal investigator

[@jequanmccord7833]

If doom guy stares into her eyes she instantly becomes good

[@squgthepizza]

Dude whoever wrote this is a great writer props to you dude

[@fortniteisaids6851]

He entirely ripped off the SCP foundation

[@billybillerey3933]

I didn't write this.

[@fortniteisaids6851]

billy billerey what? He wasn’t talking to you idiot

[@nulbit8525]

@@fortniteisaids6851 Just be fucking quiet.

[@AEHEZS]

@@fortniteisaids6851 I didn’t write this.

[@alfcarjackstheclown7849]

Hunting down the mistakes huh? Well bring it on big boy. I'm waiting

[@paradoxical_human5246]

omfg same

[@uzi994]

Oh i get it ur the mistake 😂👌

[@theultimatekeko]

@@uzi994 no u

[@alaskanbullworm8607]

10/10 Best comment ever

[@uzi994]

TheUltimateKek UR LAME 😒

[@novengeance8119]

Dude this would make an incredible comic book mini-series.

[@yoda6292]

I am writing a book on similar stuff, except it’s about orthodox priest/preacher that works as a hitman

[@martytagtow2273]

Or Hollywood could murder it into a movie..

[@Glitchervius]

I am so sorry for replying to a 3 year old comic But I recently started the comic based on this creepypasta

[@choosykraken1985]

@@Glitchervius that comic still alive?

[@Glitchervius]

@@choosykraken1985 yup. not released yet, but it is

[@spoonz6116]

goverment - "hunt our mistakes" also gov. - "hehe ice cream man"

[@phoeniciarizen4051]

That's it I'm so dead 🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭🤘🤘🤘

[@amandacorral8518]

when he said i tranquilized him and brought him to the nearest government building i imagined myself at the dmv and i just see a random guy dragging a another person yelling got him

[@justasingledoor5178]

Mfw politicized space man game

[@theragingswede7561]

@@amandacorral8518 humming "another one bites the dust" on his way up to the counter

[@mothbabes6644]

@@phoeniciarizen4051 so are the other people who helped make ice cream man- :>

[@atlas8838]

48:00 Lowkey expected him to say "You're finally awake, you were trying to cross the border, right?"

[@malachicarlson1335]

hehehe

[@theangrypotato2.031]

I wanted to say something funny but, honestly couldn't think of anything that could compete with this.

[@aluminaathome5448]

Lol. . . I bet you are a horse thief °^°

[@mojo-music1396]

"A Nord's last thoughts should be of home..." ~ Some Guy

[@joshmcculloch3721]

Walked right into that imperial trap

[@DetroitAlan01]

This is an outstanding story by author AnAverageDevin and narrated by Mr. Creeps. Most of these shorts, while still entertaining, deal with victims. This guy isn’t a victim. Nor is he a vigilante, or “chosen one.” He’s a regular guy, plucked from a dead end life and hardened into a Hunter. The way he understates what he does, combined with the voice of the narrator really projects an everyday dude vibe. But, he’s not run of the mill as he deals with the stuff of nightmares. And, he’s really good at it-although he does have occasional reservations about his job. Through it all, in the face of pitch black horror, he remains relatable. I hope there’s more to come with this character and the world he lives in. You guys really have something here that could definitely catch on. Look forward to the next installment. In the meantime, I’ll be re-listening to this over and over. Top marks!

[@ivebeenrobbed]

He's a she.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

I'm not so sure about 'run of the mill'. Notice that he had limited immunity to Romeo (and was unsure why) and the serum failed as well. Possibly a hint to something more. It could also be a side effect of the bite from before that as well. Perhaps the narrative is building to something more.

[@zackbrock6031]

Definitely not a she, remember when Romeo called him Monsieur

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

@@zackbrock6031 Yes, very good point.

[@lyriqsarqade]

Also not a she he told romeo his name was james lol

[@cyansy]

Romeo: succubus Gul: wendigo Delila: sadistic doll Ice cream man: 👨🏼🍦 🚙

[@thespanishinquisiton9589]

Incubus*

[@vicentemendoza1668]

Cyan C how did u figure out the name

[@abramsalazar3392]

Vicente Mendoza probably from the show supernatural 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@YE-dr3zk]

Hotel: Trivago

[@blacksearinagang9951]

I think it's a ghoul not Gul never heard of that before

[@CommunistFBI]

He didn't give Kong time to type out his message, He was about to send: *_Bro you actually missed that I was standing still you absolute noob...Go back to school and practice your shooting skills bot_*

[@renewalacumen1770]

Wrong! He actually typed out this: Changed da world. My final message. Goodbye.

[@philipjerome22]

"If the goverment wants you....they'll find you" Fidel castro: *laughs*

[@paraskaikessa597]

Unabomber: *laughs hysterically and sighs*

[@foxboiunknown320]

Bin laden:*dabs*

[@jacob_lumine8569]

Irs

[@savagedice1184]

I mean, they have my address on file. They can find me super easy.

[@talonabuser1072]

Lmfao

[@jamesblanchard8053]

"One more word and I'm googling where the nearest woodchipper is." I laughed at that. That's an excellent retort slash threat.

[@argosatori]

James Blanchard Think that one through.. splatters dna and bone shrapnel hither and yon and you have to power wash all that meat & bone stuck in there, it's very inefficient etc, etc...

[@stillnousername9796]

dna from a doll ok

[@deitykings4361]

I ship him and delila

[@jamesblanchard8053]

I've thought it through. It's still funny and a good comeback.

[@attackdawg1798]

It hurts me that you typed out the word slash

[@sebastian4446]

*WE NEED A PART 2* There's so much questions left unanswered.

[@DarthNih1lus57]

Right!

[@sebastian4446]

@@talkyourearoff true. But I hope it gets a part two.

[@IshijimaKairo]

YES

[@unlovelycow5438]

There might be on reddit

[@thebreadbringer2754]

Yes!

[@SkyStrikeZ]

This man went from a McDonalds employee to a Mandalorian, epic

[@thegamingsoldier9406]

Pretty much

[@maskedsayian8552]

McDonald's to military from of John Wick

[@kaiwontwin]

@@maskedsayian8552 you good bro?

[@banished-om4eu]

So true viper. Also your daughter stole ur helmet

[@SkyStrikeZ]

@@banished-om4eu thats what she thinks ;) you have no idea how many spares i got

[@awesomess54]

Am i just really high, or does he put an a after every sentence...?

[@gianniwilliams8811]

"What are you eh"

[@tsquare852]

"So crazy ah" "like totally broski ah"

[@thelegend27_imastalememe_79]

No your not i hear it to

[@Biglover29]

Yeah, it's super annoying. I hope that's not the only way he can talk.

[@tangerinerose3724]

Yes he speaks very breathy.

[@tylerhuber40]

“I Hunt Down the Government’s Mistakes”, pretty secure line of work ain’t it?

[@kylehankins5988]

very clever

[@ivobreeschoten5442]

orange man bad?

[@nignugplease]

Hahaha job security 👍😂

[@tvmpxcx4852]

*Damn RIP the homie Kong tho*

[@kidgoku6369]

Takí facts

[@edwardbrown2027]

He’s with Harambe

[@Snoopdog2034]

kong da savage

[@Vmidnight1917]

are you the guy from wicked city?

[@tvmpxcx4852]

Griffin456 Extras no, it’s “Yusuke Urameshi” from the anime “Yu Yu Hakusho”

[@Hazey_Haider]

“If the government wants you....they will find you” Me: *laughs in VPN*

[@RobinHood-ko2fe]

Lmao you're great

[@tsaxbeats]

Won’t save you

[@thefoxnamedalea8554]

Haha good thing I don’t exist

[@8BitVex]

Imagine if the government were dumb enough not to have people who can crack a VPN

[@Perun.Tha.Unvaxxd]

@@8BitVex BINGO

[@Alex-fk8on]

James: goes into room with Romeo Romeo: remove yourself clothing Every fan fiction writer: NIIIICE😁

[@mandara445]

These are my favorite types this and the soldier hunting down Giants and Israel have some of my favorites if you could post more of these categories I would appreciate it love your Channel

[@I_AM_3.6.9.]

Doesn't matter in hiding it now. This is partially true.

[@edwardmcconnell8581]

Hey wait a minute

[@I_AM_3.6.9.]

Jerryjet Jet want to work for us.

[@water4204]

@@I_AM_3.6.9. I can hunt down the tik tok furries and help the gamers win

[@dshadeshizzle6224]

You're fake

[@rosecallicoat7406]

If this is true why do hardly anybody believe these stories? I mean I knew the government band human experimenting. But for good reason. Too many experiments roaming around could be just like these stories.

[@Vyral714]

This is f****en awesome...Please for the love of all that is good in the world, keep these Monster Hunter stories coming. You're like an elite field agent for an SCP Mobile Task Force. Badass-level over 9000

[@Didi-xq8uk]

Could jack be the jack from “my job requires me to pick up roadkill and hunt cryptids “ hmmmmmmm

[@armanipereira8399]

Yes

[@sleepyk6360]

That honestly makes a lot of sense

[@satan7309]

Damn genius imagine if all the stories were connected somehow

[@joshuab.3440]

I just wish we could get an actual ending to this saga

[@phillipdecelle4149]

Fuck the jack story is a depressing one. I wished there was more background in his full story. And what happened in between him quitting and then getting hunted down.

[@bluntmachete2799]

I want this to be a game and a movie! Poor Kong :(

[@kalebmcintosh7467]

Definitely a movie

[@Gas17_]

​@@kalebmcintosh7467 it should be like the story but in more detailed and him trying to connect with other people like in bars or try to hook up with women but can't because he's a piece of poop and can't fit in than than the they should add more monsters and the Hunter should have parts where he buys more guys and gear and stuff and at first it's his crappy car than it's a nice truck it should be like each monster he kills he more geared up in the next time I kills or tranquila a monster

[@logangrant1319]

I love how these are supposed to be scary but there just interesting

[@GambitHaven]

It doesnt seem like they are supposed to be scary. There aren't any attempts to be scary as far as I can tell.

[@navyseal7905]

The Jackery books aren’t really scary. I mean some can but when you read words you mostly imagine what is happening. So they could be not even scary at all.

[@jgx4560]

Yeah it’s like reading the SCP logs

[@Alva_Lombax]

i know right ? Im watching this and thinking this guy should be on the Nine-Tails Task Force

[@calebmelton5314]

I thought the same shit till I started thinking about it.now I have bronze wire and bronze bullets.a whole bunch of stuff.silver bullets.priest and shamen blessed rounds.

[@luckydisasters4010]

I know this came out a super long time ago and i listened to it when it did, but it has actually stuck with me and has inspired me to write my own series of monsters and encounters with them. Thank you and the original author for making this video

[@shoggy3890]

Codename: Joe Location: Moms house

[@therealktm5615]

Pinkfacebaby 69 awww shit... here we go again

[@arthas640]

that seems like the perfect place to hide honestly. My mom's fucking nuts so you're not getting any info from her and I know for a fact she's knocked a dude out using a bar stool over a random argument. While they argue with a crazy lady I'm going to either sneak out the back or hide in the crawl space.

[@I_ets]

Codename: Candice Location : Your mouth.

[@thelastofusclickerfanatic5356]

@@therealktm5615 that brings me back to the song friends

[@xylotoxicity2186]

Pinkfacebaby 69 joe mumma

[@yamumdealer6251]

"If the government's wants you they will find you" Mexicans in the US : *HOLD MY TACO*

[@ARC--wq1jv]

THAHS RAHCIST

[@fwes145]

Mexicans aren’t a race, they’re an ethnicity. Don’t call me racist or some shit cuz I am Hispanic.

[@truth3231]

@@fwes145 this guy

[@zaksilva1557]

Funniest comment I've read in a while

[@Aztlan632]

@@fwes145 bro Mexican isnt a ethnicity its a nationality Hispanic is a ethnicity and Mestizo is the race. But Mexicans is usually refered to brown people nonetheless.

[@twilightgarrison3671]

*Signs confidential contract with the Government* *Bad karma sounds*

[@anotherrandomtexan25]

😟 Paranormal Underground Infamy gained!

[@Panzerbunn]

+50 Renegade Points

[@wonderwafier3776]

Twilight Garrison

[@xhaled9914]

Seinfeld theme song intensifies

[@likezoinks7980]

You have been Vilified by the government.

[@pleasejoe]

Thank you for putting this commercial in the beginning vs at the ending, I love passing out to stories

[@JohnDoe-pc1qf]

"Romeo was much bigger than me." Of course, he was made to charm people, after all. ;P

[@GHOSTRIDER-fl6by]

Big PP LOL 😂

[@Bb-yg3rq]

@@GHOSTRIDER-fl6by huge pp

[@plugshirt1684]

Bb gargantuan pp

[@cwarby5417]

Galaxy pp

[@spidergamer9153]

C O L O S O L L PP

[@TashinaStokes]

"the ice cream man". He sells the ice cream the government does not want you to taste.

[@realism51]

Tashy 2K17 lsd laced

[@Pastafari4]

"SO TASTY THE GOVERNMENT WANTS ME DEAD"

[@emptiber7253]

@@realism51 boy I wish....

[@yeetus2863]

FBI OPEN UP

[@zedbags]

Needs to be an SCP

[@Slimebolt03]

This man most likely works for the SCP foundation.

[@30_eiver]

Uhm, no, they work for the government; as the "SCP" timeline ISN'T connected to the "Area 51/Gorvernment" timeline. Do your research.

[@ronanbudiyono2117]

If he was in the SCP universe hed be captured as a euclid class SCP. And they would release him as a weapon in the event of a foundation breach

[@30_eiver]

@ronan budiyono You're really.. REALLY incorrect. He would either be captured as a Class-D or a Security Department guard. And if he really was in the "SCP list" then i'm pretty sure he would be either Safe or Thaumiel. Then again, it's impossible for him to be an SCP. DO, YOUR, RESEARCH!

[@joexali235]

Class: keter

[@30_eiver]

@T Gay You're also incorrect, as he can be contained easily and he has NOTHING to cause the "end of the world". You do your search aswell!

[@BloxTubes]

“I hunt down the government’s mistakes.” Me: Our bright president?

[@hizpanicGam3r]

What if all of the all the mistakes he hunts are other hunter who were experimented on to be better on the job who lost their humanity or had enough

[@demoniczero]

Oh um yeah that makes sense 🤔

[@claytonwilson1788]

This is logical

[@amaranthdahlia]

but the ghost man said the hunters had a choice in joining while the experiments didnt but thats good theory

[@Lift33d]

that's what I feel like too but didn't wanna say because there watching.

[@phoeniciarizen4051]

Hhhhhh yeah....what if?😶

[@muresminoskonchu5648]

"Codename:Mark Zuckerbuerg" Imagine a Lizard Cyborg dressed up as a human eating your data This is the one I could never have gotten away

[@genzu6388]

Is he a lizard because of that connspiracy theory that is like oh yeah, the world is ruled by lizard men, sorry, did I say conspiracy theory, I meant fact

[@putrakacak5994]

You profile face Ryujin kinda funny

[@theromanempire9236]

This should be a movie or tv series Whos with me

[@amadmadmadhatter276]

Me!

[@Marvalas]

With so many SCPs, this should be a series, at least 3- 4 Seasons worth of material with an overall arc continuity.

[@gabrielpazrocha5033]

Well the scp foundation is here for this but a scp's hunter serie would be very nice

[@robpercy4883]

Agreed The Roman Empire, it would make a great series

[@plasmidboi8381]

So true

[@offbrandnezuko560]

No one: Me:Ghoul... Inhanced speed stringth eats humans... Whats next hes got a kagune (*casual tokyo ghoul refrence*)

[@michaelguida3397]

I love Tokyo Ghoul

[@yikes6969]

That "no one" served no purpose

[@offbrandnezuko560]

@@yikes6969 maybe it did maybe it dint probly dint but still maybe it did

[@yikes6969]

@@offbrandnezuko560 it didnt

[@user-xr4jy5vv4f]

Ghouls are from Hebrew mythology i believe Not original from Tokyo ghoul

[@streetlegal2065]

He sounds like a more badass Joe from family guy

[@userunfound4320]

Street Legal hahaha damn you’re kinda right 🤣🤣

[@adztho]

He sounds like the fat dude from family that works at the market

[@christopherrobin3763]

Lmao yep

[@GrimReaper1773.]

Stoner joe from family guy

[@dandan6819]

“The government did me a solid” probably the most unbelievable part

[@brodiecooper1391]

Ppl like you ruin a good movie

[@justapineapple8464]

@@brodiecooper1391 oop.

[@gkub647]

@@brodiecooper1391 bruh

[@its.ah.me.marissa3976]

🍿

[@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-]

@@brodiecooper1391 its a joke calm down

[@yungstarofficial1580]

"ah you're finally awake' *Skyrim credits appear*

[@tharnstonewall2005]

Dammit Bethesda!

[@testthelegend1468]

The horse is the real Government

[@stablerleo8982]

😂👏👏👍

[@babarowski4544]

God damn Todd Howard strikes again?

[@the_smog581]

FOR FUCK SAKE TO- "you were caught trying t-".SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@kaiju9363]

"I hunt down the goverments mistakes" Me: welp, Guess I'll die

[@Francisco-iy8zr]

My guy legit just told the story of how he killed harambe WTF

[@midnightmythos]

Francisco koalas suck. They’re the worst animals alive

[@Nuka-_-]

@@midnightmythos nah you are

[@_Jebb_]

@@midnightmythos Hey fuck you

[@realwinkle]

R.I.P. the legand

[@sergeantjohnson3022]

@@midnightmythos bro what u might think it's the worst animal but u litterly had the motivation to edit ur comment n comment on this

[@ahumblemansrahumblemansr3691]

Never mind the negative comments. You're very good at narrating these stories. I'm glad I found your channel. Thank you for the great stories. Cheers

[@seanmessina4889]

ahumblemanSr ahumblemanSr what negative comments

[@JinzoCrash]

There's a few words he does NOT know how to pronounce sometimes, but dammit, he keeps his audio loud enough to hear in my pocket at noisy work. He also doesn't have the condescending or never-endingly astonished creepypasta voice many do. And also, he's not rushing through sentences like a 2nd grader having to speak in front of the class.

[@KaibaSeto.]

@@JinzoCrash You mean like Mr.Creepypasta? That guy sounds like he's about to cum,in the middle of a panic attack and has asthma all at the same time

[@steviegee8413]

@@KaibaSeto. You're not wrong....."hhhhhhhe did so and so uh!" Weird and unnecessary

[@gregorygrayson8044]

@@KaibaSeto. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you crazy but absolutely correct 😂😂😂

[@yourlocalnohomopass7236]

“Ghoul has enhanced speed and strength but it eats humans” Me: * falls off my bed while screaming Unravel *

[@saihv]

no.

[@yourlocalnohomopass7236]

MX Angelz yes.

[@imkindofabigdeal1394]

Maybe?

[@yourlocalnohomopass7236]

Because I said so p e r h a p s

[@saihv]

@@yourlocalnohomopass7236 no.

[@theplaguepimp8721]

I love how he started off as a fast food employee Boss: what was your job Narrator: a fast food employee Boss: you serious?

[@defuegodiablo4249]

He's been hunting me for the past 3 months now, send help.

[@soundingnu2357]

Yoo if u still alive I got you

[@anerrantecho]

S o o n .

[@roboticgk8578]

Where are you

[@zombiefootsoldier2983]

Just say no, then he will not be able to legally capture you

[@thepandaweebk3431]

I'll call the government to get rid of him

[@Accquity]

Code name: Naratu runners Location: Area 51

[@titancomremoteakatitancomc7467]

Thats not how you spell naruto

[@xdmatthiew227]

*naruto*

[@titancomremoteakatitancomc7467]

This guy gets it

[@xdmatthiew227]

@@titancomremoteakatitancomc7467 thank you

[@akajordan1851]

XDMatthiew your opinion is invalid weeb

[@Nimatoir]

"I hunt down the government's mistakes" Me: Ha! Joke's on you, I'm not a government mistake, I'm my parent's mistake.

[@jari6312]

dang that's cold bruh why u did yourself like that

[@sigmadan1817]

I’m with you on this jokes on him

[@kobimitchell7807]

Haha i gave u 69 likes, this is a nice moment

[@Nimatoir]

@@kobimitchell7807 *NICE*

[@twostonedactual2541]

You wouldn't be on his radar then dude. You would be deemed as non-essential in his case.

[@uwouldntknowthem]

This is one of my favorite stories! I’ve rewatched this so many times and still love it

[@ryattlarge9597]

Codename: Shaggy 100% power

[@shrek8651]

RightWingedGuy that’d be impossible to capture or kill

[@drewmations6166]

And who said his limit was at 100%?

[@putrakacak5994]

I tired of this meme

[@Struggler_5]

Mission Abort! I repeat, Mission Abort!

[@xzavierhardin908]

RightWingedGuy The reason nothing works on him is because they give him medicine with shaggy DNA

[@madmaxx1147]

“I had always wanted to go on a hiking date, but this is not what I’d imagined” Anon hunter and Ghoul go on a nice stroll

[@KaibaSeto.]

*Darlin plays in the background while they have a picnic*

[@crpineo]

goddamn it, that is a terrible cliffhanger; what was Delilah's final idea? Did the solution _truly_ fail, or were they lying to him? Did Delilah intend to be set on fire? Was her final plan to not only have herself destroyed, but also everybody under her control, and that's why she lit up so fast, and why he wasn't stopped by her? _Could she see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?_

[@katlynndrew1186]

Another question WHERE IS HIS FAMILY??

[@austrasas5786]

•_•

[@choloxsamurai3647]

😂😂😂cimanim toast crunch😂😂

[@THUNDERCAT37c]

Delilah’s acts sexy as fuck I wish she could come after me and call me her boyfriend 😭

[@StoryScape17]

Her idea was probably to take control of him but she couldn't so he killed her

[@samasonedderman]

Ok, this deserves a part 2. Brilliant! Stella

[@maceymiller6972]

codename: *kids next door*

[@toxicsponge8263]

Lmao

[@kidgoku6369]

Ay lmao

[@cryptivity2700]

i will consume your elbows

[@ZestyZinny]

lmfao

[@sporticus3409]

@@cryptivity2700 That's what happened to me. Remember ???

[@jojoegodfrey1047]

no, no not mistakes just not so happy accidents..

[@meltedWax169]

You mean "happy" accidents?

[@prismstudios001]

Make all of your accidents happy accidents.....

[@philtonmelto8519]

“Just happy accidents” *loading rifle*

[@thegreycrusader]

*Loads shotgun with innocent intent*

[@TheGhostReaper]

Lmao no hate but he says ah.. at the end of every sentence.

[@water4204]

Well ah. What do you mean about that ah?

[@billyjoe9084]

Ah ah

[@the_dudeinator4582]

Can't un-hear it now, great

[@TheGhostReaper]

@@the_dudeinator4582 Exactly how I felt.

[@Lewd_Senpai]

​@@water4204 first thing I noticed when watching, so checked comments XD kinda makes me thing stoner surfer for some reason. X3 But good stories. :D

[@sirpubert8728]

I found you're channel a few months ago... I've had a blast going through all your videos and listening to all the tales. This one was a nice tale by a fire pit for me. Thank you

[@purity_2428]

this would make a great Netflix movie

[@ThatOneGuyChuy]

Dude I would binge watch that!

[@ricksanchez1710]

Yes

[@melvinrodriguez1058]

Maybe an even greater Series

[@purity_2428]

@@melvinrodriguez1058 I don't think it could 2 hours will do this justice 10 episodes nah

[@dwddindin]

@@ThatOneGuyChuy a movie?

[@thebman8696]

why do i kinda want that job? Also thanks for the likes and replies damn

[@Wababooi]

Bro I kinda do to

[@JoseAguilar-qi2ju]

Me to but id be screwed

[@dnetne5508]

It seems fun to some extend,but is short-term as you can't leave government once joined.

[@joshyxxp9282]

TheBman It’s a real job

[@heartbroken238]

TheBman tbh I want it to

[@rainbelit5998]

What if ghoul was supposed to be an amazing soldier that could easily catch whoever or he was originally supposed to catch their "mistakes" but they messed up? 🤔 And Kong and Big Foot are the same person?

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

He said kong is a smaller big foot so they cant be the same

[@rainbelit5998]

@@yourmomsafurry1971 it could be possible if people don't know Big Foot's exact size

[@proudtitanicdenier4300]

Honestly who gives a shit about bigfoot?

[@proudtitanicdenier4300]

@@rainbelit5998 You moron. Why would he refer to something as a "smaller bigfoot" if he doesn't even know how big bigfoot is??

[@notsogamermicrowave1858]

Codename: Dutch Location:Tahiti Info: he always has a plan you just gotta have faith

[@AustroStudios2003]

Misc. Info: He needs the moneh

[@TypicalIndian1981]

Lol 😂

[@adog5891]

Plot twist he’s hunting down other monster hunters that were genetically modified, made, or just turned insane

[@isaiahjohnson2221]

A Dog🤦🏾‍♀️😂

[@jamesblanchard8053]

Plot twist: He's just crazy, killing random people. Dropping them off at the local Blockbuster's.

[@adog5891]

@@jamesblanchard8053 blockbuster’s final revenge

[@edwardmarmion1672]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gaybabywitch286]

"he is a master of disguise" Me: TUURRTLE

[@calebmelton5314]

This is the funniest thing I've seen on KZbin in a while

[@phoeniciarizen4051]

Hahahahaha

[@jeffcavaliersbluemarker9865]

Lol I regret this movie commercial XD

[@kleinuzimacki8873]

Mmmm tuuuuurrttlle

[@joghnythegurue2710]

"You can't here text" 'Tuuuuuuurrrrdle, HGHGHGHGHG"

[@trumpetnut79]

Please make a part 2 after you've caught your breath!

[@tsquare852]

Andy Holtz 😂😂😂😂

[@kidgoku6369]

Andy Holtz lmao! 😂😂😂

[@ThugHunterfromIsrael]

He didnt write this, he just reads it. Also its not real lol why would this guy be allowed to post this in such a public place? The government would instantly find out, kill him, and delete the posts if this was real.

[@tenx4512]

Pee Hole you liar he fun at parties

[@RoyalAlkemist]

@@ThugHunterfromIsrael not if they know the public is too brainwashed to believe it as fact. UFO's and aliens for example.

[@AP0L0GIESSS]

We need a part two of this

[@memelord6985]

Delihla: look into my eyes and find out Protagonist: I may be a moron but I'm not stupid

[@TheHornedOne81]

What they say about curiosity isn't what most people think. "Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought it back."

[@fallenking25]

In Soviet Russia mistakes hunt you

[@mrfinland8332]

They better try i will hide in the snow :D

[@killermlg5360]

Pretty much, yeah.

[@merlmermer2160]

Or in college

[@onetwo.kobayashimaru.5323]

Yackov Smirnov jokes are the best.

[@thankspewdiepie9787]

MR FINLAND In Mother Russia, the snow hides in you

[@frappy0]

it's the little details like the slight piano you can hear that bring me back.... ahhh the luxury

[@canceraids4181]

I think he found my Dad I haven't seen him in 8 years.

[@keniamakesshortdailymemes7565]

Nicholas Tindall oof •~•

[@ciguana2mlgprovideo388]

More like they found u

[@keniamakesshortdailymemes7565]

ciguana 2mlgprovideo xD

[@KaiserDeclan]

Nicholas Tindall witch one

[@braydenfogle1762]

I think your dad just left you and your mom ror a and 16 year old girl

[@colton_i]

"I may be stupid but I’m not that stupid” this guy-2020

[@ryanharris402]

Not gonna lie, this is one of the more fun stories to listen to for some reason XD

[@therynbelleza8646]

Homeskillet His voice is easy to listen to and it’s like an audiobook almost

[@490Adrian]

fR dAwG caTchYa lAtEr HoMeSkiLleT

[@onepiece-ih8ob]

Ya

[@yerossyle]

Then you haven‘t seen „When Science Found God“ yet

[@ryanharris402]

@@yerossyle Oooo that sounds interesting. Gonna have to check that out. Thank you!

[@averyharmon2273]

This story seriously needs to be made into a movie. I need that to happen. 🎥

[@micahbailey7328]

Agreed or at least a Netflix series

[@Dr1ppy._.G0bl1n_23]

HOLD ON THE REAL QUESTION IS how much did u get paid

[@captaintattertot7547]

Id be like ok bitches u want to hire me I want that blue tag so I can park closer to the store and I want the best medical and 401k along with 30,000 per jib

[@ayobettt3713]

id ask for a power or some shit to help me get it done faster

[@diamondcrazer7928]

NigBoB I feel like thatd have to hunt you down later if you asked for a power..

[@insertcodname7534]

You are off the grid and don't have to pay for shit any thing you need they get you no bull shit.

[@harryreece5437]

For a this kinda work I'd be asking for at least 100k per hit, the best medical physical possible

[@jupiter1015]

normal people: I wanna be a doctor! Me: i wanna hunt down the government's mistakes

[@plaguebrd785_6]

I want to make those mistakes.

[@ghostsforlife.ya1223]

me: I wanna be a killer

[@titancomremoteakatitancomc7467]

Luna i think you have a few srews loose up there you have a risk of dying a big one in fact i dont think you would want to have a big risk of death. If you do then i hope you somehow get better (mentally of course) (Also im sorry if this hurts your feelings i can take things to seriously) Wait did she just change her name?

[@sovietcountryballoktober1959]

That's quite a wacky way to spell you're own name

[@foppypoof5195]

@@titancomremoteakatitancomc7467 People in this line of work are usually trained to be emotionless and dead inside. It makes the killing easier.

[@Alex-yy5wo]

The government used to work for my uncle. Then, they disappeared.

[@notsosilentbobz5797]

Master Yoda, You that is?

[@omgozero3870]

Is that a joke

[@stefanimcloughlin2841]

I really hope this is a joke. But if its not i'm sorry for your uncle

[@shadowfox1553]

Satoru Taiyo ohhhhhh shot somebody broke his eyeglasses

[@Alex-yy5wo]

He is the reason for the government shutdowns

[@zayne4657]

Didn’t know Obito would show up about the 35-40:50 mark. Cool crossover

[@jacrispydonut]

I listen to your stories before I got to bed and they are so cool

[@Gurp_McNastyass]

Acid babies from the 60s : “chuckles, I’m in danger”

[@Seeingshadow118]

the thumbnail looks like a modern day Nightingale from Skyrim

[@d3m053]

Fallout 4 cage armor

[@kinggringo9607]

Or a destiny character

[@thegoldenhorizon9224]

All of these sound plausible

[@jayman6490]

I was thinking bloodborne

[@Chi-Sama]

At the end of every statement: "ah" Before they knew it'ah The music from the ice cream truck was like a magnet'ah 🤣🤣🤣

[@Yesitsmyrealname]

"I picked her up and flipped her over" 😏😏😏GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO! 😏😏😏

[@BossModeGod]

Go head & deactivate ya acc for meh

[@whaleplayztheguitar39]

Bow chicka bow wow

[@rolandastacio149]

They should make a part 2 to this, I loved this story

[@turtleanton6539]

Yes

[@Alchristis]

This would be a fun video game.

[@Rizzbulla]

The Witcher

[@1231-q5t]

@@Rizzbulla does witcher have guns no.......so stfu

[@moneyboys7904]

I was thinking that

[@theodoreavison1927]

SCP:CB

[@rockstickcomics]

Bloodborne

[@bschoer3492]

If he were to hunt down all the government's mistakes there'd be no government left!

[@thelastofthecoychicas4701]

He said "Code Name- Kong." "I wish it was more like Ceasar"....I died laughing, sitting n my car at a red light looking like a fool!

[@mathieuwilliams3418]

Now that's funny!

[@3pef7ty15]

this could and should deadass be a movie

[@gilgamesh8417]

D E A D A S S

[@shiftcrows7198]

Now I’m questioning if an ass alone (not donkey) could die

[@dannysaunders2596]

Check troll hunter film that's basically the same thing except obviously it's about hunting different trolls n not toys or ghouls lmao

[@paulg8875]

i would go for a tv show rather than a movie just cause i feel like it wouldnt be able to capture the full story in 1 movie

[@idioticmerc1512]

If this became a movie I'd make sure to hope that it has a good director and cast

[@zerinw271]

I wonder if they created an infinite ikea store...

[@adalovelacestan4640]

Lol

[@WilliamSmith-ni6fm]

META

[@boreddinnabacc2490]

I pray this never gets taken down I’ve watched this like 30 times since it dropped top 10 cp

[@thatlittlecrab8842]

“...standing on a large tree.” I’m picturing this dude posing like Kars when he conquered the sun. Standing on a tree like Sasuke.

[@sirandrelefaedelinoge]

No idea what you're talking about...

[@thatlittlecrab8842]

Because you’ve never seen the very first Naruto opening

[@KaibaSeto.]

The doll does sound like a gay version of Orochimaru So,regular Orochimaru actually

[@GuantletOfDawn2003]

Omfg yesss and when he said white eyes iki m thinking "neji"

[@lilithaodi8404]

He says "AAAaaah-" or "Heh-" before starting a sentence...

[@sammcneillmckinnell5003]

Lilith Aodi he also ends each word with ehhhh

[@kingmoore1446]

I can't stop laughing 😂

[@Tom_N9ne]

Drives me nuts

[@sammcneillmckinnell5003]

Tom N9ne gives me conniptions

[@GavinCaprioLOLZ]

Didn’t notice until you pointed it out 😂

[@evinbrown2957]

I thought in the end it would’ve turned out that HE was an experiment as well... That is a truly terrifying thought, Eva use of how inhuman he’s become.

[@Loki_life]

Hands down one of my favorite stories, i wish there was more to it