Dankus plays China, helps a Raj offensive against Japan, loses 8 million men and then travels to the USSR to do a Stalingrad in Moscow. The call of the Barb is irresistible
@19wongs4Ай бұрын
"Tell Russia to lend lease medium tanks" - Grisha Flashbacks
@antonyevans559Ай бұрын
Havent heard grisha in a long time
@sylvananas7923Ай бұрын
@@antonyevans559 He turned very political with wagner and shit, don't know what he became after the whole wagner shit show
@Edward_qVАй бұрын
He studies International politics in Moskau i think @@sylvananas7923
@depayss2428Ай бұрын
@@sylvananas7923 he still plays in mp games? competitive mp only cares about skill not political opinion
@scrutzruАй бұрын
@@antonyevans559 grisha canceled everywhere and by everyone fr
@bxndariesАй бұрын
dankus has moved on to the "touche" arc- the alta is gone
@hohinyeung2820Ай бұрын
touche
@derpidius6306Ай бұрын
ESCHPORTS TOUCHE not the same :(
@chad1782Ай бұрын
Oman
@t_gabiuel6058Ай бұрын
Fell off.
@ondrejhajek2338Ай бұрын
China endgame: nothing ever happens
@Mr2915OfficialАй бұрын
-Soviets barely holding before Dankus switches -Soviets entering Poland after Dankus Switches "No don't battleplan youre throwing"
@shadowd9810Ай бұрын
the noobs dont believe in the battleplan
@FVerzАй бұрын
- doing homework - new dankus video out - watching video - playing as china for 3h
@steadier2823Ай бұрын
Real I started a China game last night and wake up to this
@dangerousnoodle8779Ай бұрын
21:00 "The Allies are getting Battle of the Bulge'd but we're bulging all over them" Such a way with words
@Xeem_PadАй бұрын
China sent an atTouché to USSR, this is crazy
@kingblulime4371Ай бұрын
I find great happiness in watching your videos, dankus.
@DankusMemecusАй бұрын
@@kingblulime4371 exquisite
@callogan2482Ай бұрын
THE FACT they used 5 speed and then you couldnt even micro....
@crookshanks5000Ай бұрын
Bit gamey for sure
@diceman3219Ай бұрын
dankus, touche doesn't mean "too bad" it means: 1. used as an acknowledgement during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person. "‘You haven't contributed much, this evening.’ ‘How could I have?’ ‘Touché. I do go on.’" 2. (in fencing) used as an acknowledgement of a hit by one's opponent. it literally means "to touch"
@qinjiwei5058Ай бұрын
touche
@JosefZeethuven6 күн бұрын
I do not see why your saying this except to be pretentious?
@targetben7252 күн бұрын
@JosefZeethuven *pedantic, and this isn't anyway because touché is just never used that way at all.
@opipoo119Ай бұрын
They said my China was weak...
@miguelangelcifuentescruz9465Ай бұрын
Banned in mp lol
@Syrath101Ай бұрын
The military police for Germany being named "Einsatzgruppen" is so fucking bad.
@Fuchss7Ай бұрын
You want historical authentency or not?
@RNKel1Ай бұрын
@@Fuchss7well I wouldn’t call the einsatzgruppen military ‘police’
@recang360Ай бұрын
They maintained the SS historically and capitulated historically, balance restored
@a.b3203Ай бұрын
Least based HOI4 player
@gr4t5Ай бұрын
Seethe
@SkrypzieАй бұрын
just wanted to do my physics hw but new dankus vid came out gotta watch it
@theoo1-sweАй бұрын
🔥
@CommanderTavos99Ай бұрын
Physics is a social construct anyway
@stormsand9Ай бұрын
Sometimes I still wake up and have nightmares about missing school or homework even though I graduated 10 years ago
@ikarinАй бұрын
Perhaps the most historically accurate game I've seen Dankus play in all his MP games. Even got French SS divisions defending Berlin at the end.
@rogueemeraldАй бұрын
I never get why in all mp game china always caps. its so unhistorical
@oliverm1255Ай бұрын
Because otherwise Japan will be so weak they never win
@RyRy2057Ай бұрын
same reason the Axis even have a decent shot at winning to begin with: game balance over realism
@Asd-tk2ifАй бұрын
A historical game would lead into allies stomping axis every time. Axis needs to have a shot at winning for anyone to play them.
@coconut7490Ай бұрын
@@Asd-tk2if You can still keep China tbh in MP games and still make it balanced, just make sure China doesn't get enough stats to push Japan until very late game. Way more realistic than having China cap and letting Japan get all their division freed up for India.
@benbowerman1582Ай бұрын
I agree Japan gets an easy game every time I see it in multiplayer
@willg3717Ай бұрын
Reject ALTA Embrace TOUCHÉ
@ImpossibleshadowАй бұрын
The China game easy really interesting, I would love to see more. Maybe join noob game and win?
@mort6155Ай бұрын
The name of mod is Hearts of Oak II
@elijahs.2027 күн бұрын
lifesaver !
@masterwaleczny1420Ай бұрын
(sorry for my englixh, its not my main language) dankus, i know you maybe don't even read this message, but i want to thank you, because i have bad situation with my gf and now im happy, becasue i can waych your new video. thank you
@DankusMemecusАй бұрын
been there, done that
@pedronabais1456Ай бұрын
@@DankusMemecuscmon man its bait hoi4 player with gf? so obvious
@ThatOneKid-31241Ай бұрын
forts - "What am I, a Roach"
@gaspy2458Ай бұрын
19:57 i really wonder what is the censored division name since even einsatzgruppen wasnt
@alexion2001Ай бұрын
Probably something similar but in English or just straight up a slur in there, who knows it's HoI4.
@mandalasreview5539Ай бұрын
@@alexion2001 probably a racial slur, wheraboos being racist.
@a.b3203Ай бұрын
"Dirlewanger Division"
@heymanzzzzАй бұрын
I love Boosteroid! It's affordable, dependable, and has an amazing selection of games. My gaming has never been smoother.
@rewriting-historyАй бұрын
Commenting to stop other people from saying "First"
@Tizzy1397Ай бұрын
no way rewriting history on OMAN ALTA video
@orkano77Ай бұрын
ijshport ALTA
@rewriting-historyАй бұрын
@@Tizzy1397 It's me, your favorite Swiss-Venetian Nationalist
@unknown_boazgeen4832Ай бұрын
First
@MitbuergerАй бұрын
I really love that you watch dankus😂
@benzx1434Ай бұрын
do more china videos this was hella funny
@akiamini4006Ай бұрын
No more Blowmaster shenanigans?! Nooooo altaaaaaa neeeeeeh 😢😢😢
@SanderHydraАй бұрын
nice mods too, alot of units and stuff
@pierce9019Ай бұрын
Hes still saying touche... The alta era has ended
@calebworkman7719Ай бұрын
How many times does Dankus say unironically this video
@philosophical6393Ай бұрын
Dankus playing china?
@bowenault6166Ай бұрын
What mod is this? The artillery looks super interesting!
@Kijena20Ай бұрын
The french Coop sounds like thierry henry
@gregorygranvik1000Ай бұрын
esports sub 1 min
@No._.Name.177Ай бұрын
first time seeing russia with negative man power they fucked up so bad😂😂
@olegchaika7898Ай бұрын
What mod is this? Why there is like 20 divisions per tile? Or those are battalions/regiments?
@maxthetube8466Ай бұрын
They said my china was weak, then this happened…
@Kishi_IDKWTPHАй бұрын
E-Sports
@bulut3377Ай бұрын
Man those japanese divs are insane
@GigaCat055Ай бұрын
18:48 I don’t think he said negative
@rogueemeraldАй бұрын
What mod did they use?
@shadowd9810Ай бұрын
dankus tagswitchicus
@THHHReGHJzАй бұрын
More People Should Know About This Brutal Crime After he learned about the organ harvesting, a man who owns a company that has business dealings with China said that more people should know about this brutal crime. He took a number of flyers so that he could distribute them to his employees. It happened to be the Buddha’s birthday, a public holiday, during the exhibition. Many times, a whole family came to see the posters. Parents explained to their children that organ harvesting is wrong and they discussed human ethics while viewing the posters and the messages conveyed by each poster. Similar exhibitions have been held in Taiwan, Japan and South Korea every year. The organizer, KAEOT, held exhibitions at Korea University and Seongnam City Hall in 2021 and 2022, respectively. Human Asia, a human rights organization in Korea, sponsored this exhibition.
@elongatedmuskrat8378Ай бұрын
What ruleset allows a coop on China 💀
@benzx1434Ай бұрын
Dankus what discord and mod was this one?
@somedude1502Ай бұрын
How did they balance this, if Japan does not get the China eco? Has India been nerfed, Japan buffed or something else?
@justm3990Ай бұрын
Dankus
@iceshivoya2665Ай бұрын
Play more of this mod
@rafadachapa2445Ай бұрын
What mod is this
@P18JuniorАй бұрын
what mod are they using?
@revolutionstudios5052Ай бұрын
RT56 MP, usually.
@P18JuniorАй бұрын
@@revolutionstudios5052 nope this is smth different in RT56 you dont have 3 typed of arty
@RedCard1831Ай бұрын
ESHPORTS OMAN ALTA TOUCHÉ
@marcoaranghel3783Ай бұрын
what mod is this?
@bananamanduh3171Ай бұрын
madonlays
@magm.9921Ай бұрын
What is the Song at 0:39 called?
@michaelcarafelly2048Ай бұрын
Darci - On My Own
@magm.9921Ай бұрын
@@michaelcarafelly2048 thank you
@Lucas-px6hzАй бұрын
mod name, and is there a mod for singleplayer where the map looks like this?
@anon2034Ай бұрын
19:55 what's the 14 that is censored?
@001MonkeyWTАй бұрын
Are you german or swedish?
@kierandixon2879Ай бұрын
what mods were used?
@razgulan7249Ай бұрын
whats the song at 3:35
@IDunnonoАй бұрын
Whats the mod they use?
@zamgiljennyferАй бұрын
this is hearts of oak
@IDunnonoАй бұрын
@@zamgiljennyfer thanks bruh
@ReberCelik12Ай бұрын
Anybody knows what mod that gives you POW’s?
@sylvananas7923Ай бұрын
Wazup Beijing
@poisonbkmono21 күн бұрын
anyone know the music of 0:52???
@moter673Ай бұрын
what is this mod?
@zardrucАй бұрын
touche
@andreiasimov33Ай бұрын
Can someone tell me what mod is he playing in this video?