I, Josuke Higashikata, Have A Wonderful Hair.

[@JoseRicardo-js3pp]

The actual reason why Jotaro sent Koichi to Italy.

[@Abdullahsalakyum]

Yeah we couldn't have other jojos stealing the main charectars kill

[@valentds]

@@Abdullahsalakyum he tried on part 6 too pucci: but your daughter will die too jotaro: ksoooooooooooooo

[@treeguardien]

Josuke would be beating everyone's ass.

[@tyrfxl5361]

Josuke would get dropped by king crimson

[@louisfrites_randomworld]

That’s actually a valid theory

[@SaltyBanjos]

Joseph: "I'll never forgive the Japanese" Josuke: "I'll never forgive the Italians"

[@eldaxeruskalocraw4213]

We just need a JoJo to never forgive the Germans and we'd have the Axis trilogy

[@lukefox3330]

@@eldaxeruskalocraw4213 oh ffs

[@syvysarvida5164]

Like father, like son

[@MaximumHeresey]

CIRCLE OF LIFE

[@sumansaxena2277]

@@eldaxeruskalocraw4213 We'll never forgive the Nazis!

[@St.Extreme]

Funny how Josuke's hairstyle is more normal than most part 5's characters' ones

[@RyZe0.13]

Fr

[@pokemonmaster321let]

Speaking facts

[@Cap_Briggsy]

Bucciarati has his Edna hair and Giorno has that donut looking ass hair.

[@Mayozxii]

Fugo,narancia and mista without their hats, secco (probably)

[@BurakKumral]

​@@Cap_Briggsywhat about narancia

[@_Black_Lemonade]

Giorno: "lol your hair's weird" Also Giorno: *literally has 3 donuts on the forehead*

[@jorunojobana568]

It's *BIZZARE*

[@britanskyblockmango-sussyb1165]

*canons

[@HaroldoPinheiro-OK]

*turbines

[@Hollowknight43]

joughnuts*

[@Sinneti]

their brothers so of course they both gonna have weird hair

[@purpleperfection6304]

> Enters Italy > Beats up the guy he's looking for > Rampage around Italy like a maniac beating people up > Steal the main villains ability and kill him > Leave

[@parry3439]

Stardust Crusaders be like

[@rotanux]

@@parry3439 lmao

[@harikeshraguraman2644]

What a chad

[@Batman1775gs]

>horse walks in

[@theuniverse5173]

​@@parry3439 true

[@Hunter-oe7di]

When you've already completed the game and play the story mode again with a character you unlocked.

[@Complete_Stranger7050]

Lego Star Wars Complete Edition

[@Ref461]

Free play unlocked

[@TheRealNexusPlayzz]

@Fabiol Migue boba feet XD

[@isaiahlozano5301]

@@Complete_Stranger7050 Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga

[@quasimodokiwi1500]

Funnily enough, there’s a JoJo fan game called the 7th Stand User, and there so happens to be a similar case where you play the story of Part 3 with Josuke

[@ascendedangelsranks]

In Morioh, people insults your hair. In Italy, people admires your hair. In Germany, the hair insults you.

[@yiantheproxd5415]

In north Korea, hair kill you

[@yiantheproxd5415]

And in Russia you are the hair

[@RetroMaverick]

@Gemstone We say Our Hair

[@Sussy_baka_wheat]

@@RetroMaverick Your hair is nice No OUR HAIR

[@t0ny-starK]

In Ohio you insult your hair

[@DatBoiDos]

“Crazy Diamond: King Crimson” caught me off guard lol

[@citrusity222]

I had to rewind that part just to understand what he ment and I love it

[@Jonathan-lz7fp]

@@citrusity222 what did he mean??😂

[@citrusity222]

@@Jonathan-lz7fp nah trust me you heard it right

[@Symonch_]

Joestar's family secret weapon

[@danf1025]

ngl it makes sense cause diavolo breaks time and im assuming josuke is just repairing it for himself or something

[@JojoFanatic]

I love how Josuke Used the secret Joestar technique: Saying "So it's the same type of stand as Crazy Diamond."

[@britanskyblockmango-sussyb1165]

*higashikata

[@Melo460]

How many secret joestar technique 2 right? Or are there others?

[@rayankhan4327]

More really secret Jotaro technique, because he's the only one who used it.

[@decade4984]

It's a Secret Kujo Technique, despite him being Higashikata, he still used it with no problem

[@AzraelAstray]

Kujo

[@liomurasaki]

"I'd turn you old, but your hairstyle is already out of date" that one got me xD and i know he says it in the game, it's just hilarious

[@AdawaShiwani]

Cold line fr

[@sergiocirstea124]

That line straight up barbecued Josuke damn!

[@tejasvaddepalli3597]

Josuke did what Jotaro did in part 3, he punched really hard.

[@El_Narrador_404]

Crazy diamond is like a pink Starplatinum with Spartan armor.

[@TravelerCat_]

​​@@El_Narrador_404 it looks like a dialed down version of the world tbh except the time stop and it's blue

[@Yukichi_Cat]

Oh, now I see why Jotaro didn't ask Josuke to go to Italy instead 😂

[@randyrandom3358]

Imagine a Josuke who doesn't care about his hair

[@dalongiedits6996]

@@randyrandom3358 a normie

[@Kosaku-kawajiri]

@@randyrandom3358 part 8 Josuke

[@cheemsper173]

@@Kosaku-kawajiri He wore a hat

[@Kosaku-kawajiri]

@@cheemsper173 so he dont care about his hair because he hide it, so he dont care if the hair is messy or not

[@Reverse_Spider_Parker_SH]

He's just like his nephew He wins if he's pissed off enough

[@aokyoutsuki7744]

...uncle, oh wait wow he really would be mr kujos uncle

[@Reverse_Spider_Parker_SH]

@@aokyoutsuki7744 yeah he's Joseph's son that's younger than his nephew lol

[@mathisanidioticsport6969]

@@Reverse_Spider_Parker_SH it’s quite… bizarre

[@gun443g]

@@mathisanidioticsport6969 its jojo "bizarre" adventure wdym

[@mathisanidioticsport6969]

@@gun443g I’m pretty sure Jotaro says it’s bizarre when he explains this to Josuke.

[@alizer199]

To be completely honest, I think the whole josuke moving in diavolo’s skipped time actually makes some sort of sense. Since crazy diamond can turn things back to their original state, it makes sense that he could fix the time that diavolo breaks apart.

[@Bigbirdiscool]

Oh god, so Josuke was the optimal counter the whole time?!?!???!!!

[@reds6832]

Or use the ancient technique

[@bloodangel19]

Diavolo meeting Dio in hell: so there was this japanesse dude who could move during my time manipulation.....

[@Stic_k10]

litterally Crazy Diamond Requiem

[@robloxchad8284]

​@@bloodangel19Dio: First time?

[@goldensoul1842]

Josuke: Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? Everyone in Italy: We can't insult your hair without getting closer.

[@user-ok5gz3kc7c]

:josuke: ez

[@guilherme-bg1sv]

We really need more "what if another jojo was in part 1-8" it's just a good idea

[@tiitussaukko4645]

Josuke being part of Passione would be so interesting and fun actually...

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

I can only imagine his trip back home after he encounters an Italian at Morioh airport and did the same Joseph did with a Japanese. Tomoko: so Josuke, how were your vacations in Italy? Did you have fun? Josuke: not really... most of the Italians I met there just mocked my hairstyle and I barely made any friends. Hardly a great time there, mom... Tomoko: oh, really?... because I think you had lots of fun back there... isn't that right, mr. "Japanese delinquent that started beating people up in Italy became boss of a big mafia organization and before leaving, he banned all drugs"?! Josuke: WHA-? W-what do you mean, mo- Tomoko: don't give me that crap, Josuke. You think even with your face blurred on TV, I wouldn't recognize your damn hairstyle?! Josuke: I-I can explain it- Tomoko: oh, yeah?! Why don't you try to explain yourself back home while I beat you to a pulp for abandoning your home and becoming a mafia boss in some other country?!

[@Nagitoes-]

Him and nara would be such good buddies

[@fur_play_17]

Josuke: so it's the same type of stand as Crazy Diamond Diavolo: NANIIIIIII!!!!!!!

[@Sylviokkk]

Amazing, it's been 5 years and Josuke still wears his school uniform

[@Poyoore]

Drip

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

Wouldn't it be 3? DiU happens in '98 while VA happens in '01. So it would be 3 years.

[@mackback319]

​@@abrahammesrajecorrea2349it'd be 2 i think, because uhhjhhhh 1999 bizarre summer

[@liamrileyborres]

@@mackback319lol

[@mystrenula3911]

​@@abrahammesrajecorrea234999

[@JosephMoriya]

The fact that in the manga jotaro mentions briefly that if he sent josuke he would to much trouble makes this a alternate route

[@yiantheproxd5415]

I just like how diavolo dies so this is technically considered canon

[@gort720]

Everyone in Italy: What a weird hair you got there *1 week passes* Everyone in Italy: Wow, what a cool hair

[@ObesityCity]

7:13 gotta love how 25 seconds worth of punches from josuke is way more light than diavolos original death

[@ProjjectDelta.]

I mean obviously, Diavolo died, so its cannon.

[@Kosaku-kawajiri]

Yep, Diavolo have the worst luck of all JoJo vilains, and i think giorno shold be on part 8 not part 5 It will be cool WOU vs GER

[@boblosgamog7078]

​@@Kosaku-kawajiri wou would beat ger

[@Kosaku-kawajiri]

@@boblosgamog7078 you dont know, everthing is just teory, no one knows all the potencial of ger.

[@boblosgamog7078]

GER can only reverse actions. This makes any active attack completely null. Void. Zero. But Wonder of U isnt doing anything. Wonder of U isnt attacking, isnt moving, isnt doing anything. The universe itself twists and turns passively to Tooru and his stand, with the sole purpose to furfill Toorus bidding. “He” isnt the one doing anything, the universe itself is doing it. It isnt an action, so GER cant reverse it.

[@wesleygamertv]

6:44 josuke took seriously jotaro's teachings on how to steal a skill

[@wuffles9584]

"better part 5 doesnt exist" better part 5:

[@abandonedchann3l]

I, Josuke Higashikata, has a wonderful hair.

[@calicobagels]

**insert hair insult**

[@toazethegecko]

Fabulous hair indeed

[@BowlOfChili2]

**he doesn't**

[@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s]

@Trustworthynight what you Talking about my hair

[@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s]

@Trustworthynight if is was a video I say the 𝙉 word and you and the video will be cancelled 𝙉𝙞-the and kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnrVn5yZocRlbK8

[@ColoredCanine]

I like how he merged two videos together. The later half is from “Josuke speedruns Italy” or something like that lol

[@cofeespear4992]

Bruh how hard is it to just not insult someone's hair 😭 especially Josuke's hair

[@tomatothegreat5253]

i like how all jouske needs to do to win is to get his hair insulted

[@thephantom8043]

Yba rage mode

[@Lightdragon773]

Hair raged Josuke could clear MiH Pucci

[@sushiesushie5004]

@@Lightdragon773 he can heaven ascended dio

[@flo8104]

Josuke soloing golden wind in 8 minutes simply because of hair insults. glorious

[@Advinest1394]

ok I'm a bit late to the party, but can we just admire how much effort and time he dedicated into this much editing for an entire 8 MINUTES!?!? Wow, this guy got some real good skills.

[@nftman260]

Bro it is scary How i imagine Crazy diamond Requiem be

[@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s]

Is 𝙲 𝚁 𝙰 𝚉 𝚈

[@eduardoxinglin]

@@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s lol

[@kringeynoty2217]

If Josuke have Requiem, he can fixing everything even himself

[@lukazgarza4075]

@@kringeynoty2217 In sight of how powerful GE requiem is, I would think that he can revert even things like effect caused by stands, included time stop or time skip..: So he would be able to do something like in the video lol Also GER seems to have improved abilities on it's own, apart from the powers that the requiem gave him. However it's really hard to know what could a requiem be, because it doesn't seems to be related to the original power from the stand at all. In josuke case I could imagine something like what I mentioned earlier however, because that might be his desire.

[@V2GAMINGBRUH]

Remember the req arrow has the power to choose the user out of their worthiness, so it would just go straight up flying into crazy diamond if it ever sees Josuke

[@uysosd9026]

6:06 love how thats an actual asbr voice line lmao

[@mystrenula3911]

​@@Monsoon__josuke has a move where he enters an enraged state, and to cause it every character has a line insulting his hair

[@Veiroww]

We can't ignore Bruno's comment on Josuke's hair in 4:20.. right?

[@starjosuke]

i love seeing josuke beating up people because of his hair lmao

[@Reak_Siracusa]

Josuke really is my favourite joestar. I like the stand, his personality, haircut :), his JP and GER dub. This is just great

[@k-popk-dramaj-anime7777]

You should make another video about Josuke speedrun part 3 & part 6 just like you did earlier! Coz it is so freaking hilarious!!!! 😂

[@Symonch_]

Dio: oh, you're approaching me? Instead of fixing that dumb haircut you're appr- Josuke: CRAZY DIAMOND, THE WORLD!!! Proceeds to dorararara

[@agent8bit591]

I love how Josuke just casually kills the leader (along with many members) of a powerful mafia simply because they all insulted his hair.

[@iblemairplayz6351]

Giorno: *Your hair is weird* *Three donuts on forehead* Pesci: *Your hair is weird* *Head is literally a pineapple* Shigechi: *Your hair is weird* *Bald with spikes on his head* Polnareff: *Your hair is weird* *Head looks like a cup* Diavolo: *Your hair is weird* *Pink, meaning he's more feminine* Ghiaccio: *Your hair is weird* *Hair literally are pretzels* Pucci: *Your hair is weird* *Bald with hair growing from his back* Okuyasu: *Your hair is weird* *Same as Josuke* Rohan: *Your hair is weird* *Head looks like a chocolate wrapper* Foo Fighters: *Your hair is weird* *Doesnt even look like hair, just a cap* Weather Report: *Your hair is weird* *Hair made out of wool with horns growing* Jonathan: *Your hair is weird but I am sorry people do have their own preferences right?* *Happy Josuke*

[@yureiotakughost9464]

Diavolo has watermelon seeds in his hair

[@casualenjoyer5785]

Jonathan is a wholesome man, Josuke just can't get mad at him.

[@JotaroKujoh]

lolll ghiacchio’s usual hair looks like the gomu gomu fruit

[@Cap_Briggsy]

No no, Diavolo: *Your hair is wierd* *Has strawberry yogurt for hair*

[@ScoutThoughtOfAnimating]

Rohan's hair is more of a paintbrush

[@AnirudhVPlayz]

5:14 Bucciarati's face is priceless lol

[@RetroMaverick]

He Heal He Attacks Mostly he likes Hair

[@skittleboi1193]

He Heals He Attack But most of all If you insult his hair there's no coming back

[@robertgina8357]

I was very sad, when Josuke wasn't in part 5 , now I am happy 😅

[@MegaSceptile99]

6:37 Main villains hate this one simple trick

[@ThatOneCarrot_]

So it's the same type of stand ...

[@KingOfSwaziland0]

no one needed this kind of content, but we deserve it.

[@randyrandom3358]

You mean no one deserved this kind of content, but we needed it?

[@roachesinspan9266]

I see why they didn't put josuke in part5. He would've solo everybody

[@jhastinlawrencebangayan2367]

Cause koichi is a reliable guy 🌝

[@josukehigashikata2248]

I, Josuke Higashikata, will save Morioh.

[@rebleed2424]

@@Trustworthynightjosuke gonna come get you anytime soon

[@zeromeaning]

He can beat up anyone since he can just fix them later. Wonderful powa.

[@dick_activation]

We demand part two of this masterpiece

[@wonderincgames]

Yes, JosUke is my favorite Jojo and Shining Diamond is my favorite stand, but have you ever though that Deadly Queen Chomp the Soil is a Requiem just like Golden Wind requiem?

[@pc_suffering6941]

AHHHH, NOT AGAIN. IT'S WEAKER THAN REAL REQUIEMS AND THE ARROW PIERCED KIRA, NOT KQ

[@aidan7525]

TRUE, SO TRUE

[@DaDucko12]

there is no way in hell Killer Queen Bites the Dust is localized to Deadly Queen Chomp the Soil istg if it is im flipping out im googling it

[@Buckload]

Your choice of stand names anger me more than Diavolo

[@chaosticbraindo]

bro people are about to make you bite the soil with Deadly Queen for using that name lol

[@mattraven9351]

Josuke just one shotting people who insults he's hair is too crazy enough 💀💀💀

[@charisky0989]

Everything is incredibly easy with Josuke and his overwhelming power.

[@aubreyiscool]

the editing on this is insane you did such a great job!

[@TheRealAudacity]

5:35 i swear- the way narancia was ragdolled-

[@nftman260]

Man Imagine Josuke with messy Hair he would be hot Hotsuke

[@kadacraftbakanamanpatulong162]

I like monkeys

[@lukazgarza4075]

Wdym?? he's aldready hot???????

[@yamete_kudasai6969]

so you saying he's not hot enough with his current hair? he'll probably be knocking at your door soon

[@BruhBot-jp8ev]

@@yamete_kudasai6969 knock knock knocking on heaven's door

[@Brando.P.]

I still wondering how crazy diamond requiem would be look like.

[@Kr4nsy-StujaOG]

1:06 that’s how golden wind ended early

[@thewintersnow5705]

so Josuke became the boss faster than giorno

[@Hmmmmmm929]

giorno insults josukes hair josuke: crazy diamond act 2 requiem

[@jennelynmendoza4650]

when bro popped the tire, I thought he was gonna go ballistic and pick the car up

[@geraldoderibeirao2347]

Proscciuto: your hair is funky Pesci, the pineaple head who's been following him the whole mission:

[@elijahfarias2403]

0:42 So the guy who has three donuts in his hair, insults someone else’s hair. He’s made a grave mistake…

[@Lorgatic]

LMAO

[@volta1337]

The barrage was so powerful Crazy Diamond's arms turned green for a split moment

[@sylvainmaze-colboc1518]

"So it's the same type of stand as Crazy diamond" -Not the wise man

[@cheems3692]

Alternate title: josuke solo’s jojo characters

[@loloedwin8585]

DAM IT JOSUKE I WAS DRINKING WOTIR THE PART HE KILLED ALL THE GANG GOT ME SO BAD 💀

[@Null47375]

It's all fun and game untill someone says *"your hair looks like steak"* Wait... Someone is knocking at my door....

[@Ben-fy8wf]

I suggest moving to Pluto, no actually just remove yourself from existence to even escape this man

[@nnillnt9505]

Nothing can stop josuke he has beautiful hair so i wont get heavenly punched

[@yoyothepro1236]

"so its the same type of stand as crazy diamond" im dying😂😂😂😂😂

[@Quantumetto]

As an Italian I can confirm that many guys have hair very similar to Josuke

[@EdgyWedgy]

0:57 that editing gave me brain damage, I love it.

[@F1rstNameLastName]

I like how you put a black screen to make it 8 minutes for the extra ad

[@user-tn9nj4zj7i]

He just soloed whole 5 part 🥲

[@TrashTaster]

"So Its The Same Type Of Stand As Crazy Diamond"

[@AbbacchioUzumaki_77]

5:27 Every last one of them got beat up!!! That was Funny!!

[@Dio_Eating_A_Burger]

Josuke really pulled the ''so it's the same type of stand as crazy diamond,, thing

[@strongnoob9898]

I almost feel like Diavolo asked a genuine question💀

[@uiugyhgvjhgv]

bro punched diavolo so hard my wifi crashed

[@kuaikukia]

The reason why Jotaro chose Koichi instead of Josuke. He entirely forgot to find Dio's son

[@Prakooponzius164]

and this is why in Italy there's so many people with the same hairstyle as Josuke

[@wyattlee2723]

Like a wise man once said, "If diavolo dies it's canon"

[@sergiocirstea124]

Indeed.

[@dr.lasagne3384]

Josukes rages transcends reality

[@itzunco8881]

Now I'm waiting for Okuyasu to visit Italy.

[@bohn95]

alternate title: josuke beats up all part 5 roster

[@celinhooliveira3716]

"OI Minecraft ha-" Minecraft Kid 2016-2023

[@casualenjoyer5785]

The idea of Josuke just speedrunning Part 5 out of sheer hair-rage amp is immensely hilarious. Also, I wonder what Giorno is doing this whole time.

[@gort720]

Most likely recovering from his hair-related injury

[@namnguyenhuutran2505]

1:20 this scene is so SUS

[@Realm-kun]

that editing was mindblowing

[@EpicEIF]

I LOVE IT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! THE 7 PAGE DORA IS BEAUTIFUL TOO!

[@Grandsummonerpro]

fun fact Josuke's stand ability is actually insta kill anyone who makes fun of his hair

[@kevinsolano3264]

The end had me laughing 😂

[@hexry1139]

To be fair, the pompadour hairstyle WAS greatly popular amongst ItalianAmericans and even amongst Italians back in the 50s-60s

[@cobra_nomercy]

6 page crazy beatdown from Josuke

[@samsarex4318]

Josuke gets more pissed off the more someone insults his hair So crazy diamond is the same type of stand as ebony devil

[@leoelfox]

I'm disappointed that Josuke didnt get so pissed off he simply ignored king crimson's ability

[@Magi_H2U]

Likely b/c Josuke learned how to endure the insults after receiving them from very person he met in Part 5 until at the very end against the villain and this led to a satisfying victory for Josuke.

[@TotallyHarmlessMagician]

If im not mistaken when josuke fights rohan, heavens door doesnt work because josuke is too mad to realize theres a drawing, imagine if that happened there aswell, josuke gets so mad he doesnt realized time was erased and proceeds to ignore it 💀

[@mistrbx7464]

Josuke: I shall obliterate anyone who insults my hair

[@sonamtamang2496]

Golden winds will be even better with Josuke.

[@bigus1331]

Alternative title: josuke Speedrun Italy

[@randomgamingchannel2905]

As Diavolo died, I can say that this video is indeed canon.

[@yougonahaveanoratime9726]

This video made me smile so much. respect

[@blvt1299]

This is actually insane, like i was invested asf...