Everyone insults Josuke's hair

[@AngryCrimson322]

Which one’s your favorite insult?

[@sopa33]

I liked the risotto one

[@theonewophmawermewoopsadsa9657]

I like how Trish was terrified by his hair

[@Unknown-hb3id]

I really like Stroheim for the great laugh. Hol Horse, Proscuitto, and Risotto for their roasts New Pucci should've had a unique line about removing his sight discs or something like that - missed opportunity fr

[@toazethegecko]

Prosciutto lol

[@soniccd5200]

Pucci

[@RoachOfBabel]

Okay but like prosciutto's insult was cold "I'd turn you old, but your hair's already out of date"

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

IKR 😭😭🤣🤣

[@calicobagels]

That got me dead lmao

[@midnight-envy]

Yeah I felt that one on his behalf

[@murdermonarchmassivecardiac]

Prosciutto is going to have a much worse fate than when he fought Bruno

[@callmek20]

Even risotto himself ready to give some razors and scissors for changing josuke's hair style.

[@starjosuke]

i feel so bad for josuke, bro got insulted by his own father and grandmother, EVEN BY A FRICKING DOG 💀💀💀

[@xomi9722]

by literally himself too

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

@datboidallas2620 lol no. Jotaro’s is more normal than his, when the hat is off.

[@Kold-Kanadian]

Momentarily forgot abot Lisa Lisa there

[@mrdeadflower]

2:08 bro's hair looking like a devil fruit stfu 💀

[@MugiwaraZero]

Aokiji is drooling rn

[@c-4in04]

Aokiji prolly ate this man (pause)

[@gleove1]

Bakugou Insults Josuke’s Hair

[@achmodinivswe9500]

It looks like the Sara Sara no mi

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

​@@c-4in04ayo what

[@Reverse_Spider_Parker]

At least Kakyoin and Polnareff were more respectful about it Also shigechi is in no place to judge anyone's hair

[@IForgellt]

Also koichi

[@kazukiishimura3972]

Judging by Polnareff trying to be nice, I agree

[@thepotatoofheaven]

how? they threatened to cut it or said theirs is better

[@Reverse_Spider_Parker]

​@@thepotatoofheaven Kakyoin said his is better but didn't make fun of him Polnareff didn't threaten He offered a haircut

[@Funkymonkeynfunkyrata]

Wammu was also respectful

[@Shadex_Joestar]

As hilarious as this video is,I can't blame Josuke for being mad,dude got insulted even by his own father and grandmother 💀

[@yan13502]

His father TWICE.

[@Brazilian_guy.]

Everone died after that video

[@toazethegecko]

@@yan13502 Lol

[@toazethegecko]

Even animal insults his hair 💀

[@iblemairplayz6351]

Oh not only that- His father insulted him TWICE and so did Dio

[@blueleviathan15]

Dio and Joseph really had to insult his hair twice 💀

[@iblemairplayz6351]

Diavolo also insulted Josuke's hair twice

[@blueleviathan15]

​@@iblemairplayz6351 Oh ye forgot about Part 6 Diavolo

[@WatermelonCat82]

Dio: 💀

[@elgordobondiola]

Jotaro

[@naprit0802]

,

[@johnmactavish5163]

Risotto is so kind, he even offered josuke free razors and scissors for him to get rid of the hairstyle ☺️

[@Ros2fi0]

He said he would make any amount of razors, *Any*

[@PrixtoTNT]

It's always funny to me how Trish despises Josuke's hair *with passion.* She straight up hates it. It's existence makes her uncomfortable

[@tequilajosephlover]

She sounded like she was forced to say it and was scared out of her life 💀

[@N_DAnimationEnthusiast]

@@tequilajosephlover funny enough, the original Va in eyes of heaven just straight up laughed at his hair.

[@Wandering_Weeb]

Wait it's not just random lines but actually make sense?

[@PrixtoTNT]

@@Wandering_Weeb Oh, yes, this is from a videogame: All Stars Battle R, in which every character has an insult line to Josuke's hair. There are other details, like Joseph has a "now you'll say..." to every chatacter in the game. This video just kinda animated the situations

[@Wandering_Weeb]

@@PrixtoTNT the devs really know how to troll poor Josuke lol

[@AltAccountForBeingAFurry]

Now there’s gotta be a “Everyone gets beat up by Josuke”

[@Breno07822]

@sakatagintoki6757 7 page dora

[@Symonch_]

Everyone gets some DORARARARA

[@rdlegends3988]

Ngl I actually want it now

[@Ger_25]

Pucci can handle it

[@skillua_4]

Everyone beside jotaro

[@iblemairplayz6351]

2:19 Another one of Diavolo's canon deaths

[@AverageCharcoal]

Diavolo died so these insult is canon now

[@Prince_Xingqiu]

Ya know, like 95% of the cast have *no* right to insult his hair

[@MxTeeee]

Only Josuke can say that his hair is ugly, which then he would kill himself

[@ee-sm8ey]

Kakky falls into that 5% without a doubt

[@allmight169]

Shigechi all the way.

[@yellowgetbright]

​@@ee-sm8eyKakyoin, Yukako, Fugo...

[@ee-sm8ey]

@@yellowgetbright Kars-sama is also another great example, that man was created to become a god of L'Oreal ads

[@Some_Shmuck]

And just like that, Josuke, through sheer force of will and pure violent rage was able to solo literally every jjba character that has been animated so far.

[@SirAbrahamSlaps]

RISOTTO OFFERING TO GIVE HIM SCISSORS- 💀

[@iblemairplayz6351]

If Jonathan had to insult anyone's hair, he would apologize for it.

[@bebrasmachnayq5691]

Imagine they fighting and Jonathan like:Damn sorry lad my hamon did your Hair crazy

[@Noobic.]

you know its bad when even the most gentleman doesnt apologize when he insult you

[@ComicDubbers]

I love how he ponders the outcome of his hamon hitting House's hair. He's not rude bro is just testing his powers 😂

[@_Black_Lemonade]

1:12 DIO is the best one-liner😂

[@NICKatronMC]

The question isn't who has the coldest insult... *It's who actually survives Josuke?*

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Fr tho 😂

[@anoon-]

Jotaro, Kira*, DIO, Giorno, Pucci, Bucciarati, Diavolo Those are the only ones I can reasonably see defeating a raging Josuke.

[@BadakBizarreStudios]

Weather report, giorno , Jolyne (arguable) , ultimate Kars, vanilla ice

[@marx-kk1rh]

​@@BadakBizarreStudiosargue with you with all of them besides Jolene

[@poilolkk]

@@anoon- kira almost died to injured josuke

[@itsjustsilver8172]

Josuke then proceeded to murder the entire cast of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

[@yan13502]

2:32 Plot twist, Weather just wanted to ask Josuke if he accidentally use his stand against him and wanted to apologize.

[@ms.tammuz3834]

I hope so because he's the one to talk about Josuke's hair.

[@senabecool7232]

@@ms.tammuz3834 That thing on his head isn't hair, its a hat Its a Jamiroquai reference

[@ms.tammuz3834]

@@senabecool7232 oh ok it looked like his hair for a second. And considering Jojo's i thought it was.

[@Epikat]

0:55 even iggy insulted his hair😭😭💀💀

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

Giorno: "My hair obviously puts yours to shame." Josuke: *"My Piano WILL put yours to shame."*

[@RohitchaharXD]

1:22 Okuyasu, But you LITERALLY HAVE the same hairstyle!!!!

[@mr.magenta8470]

I guess Rohan is absent because Josuke've already beat him to death

[@JOLT_x3]

"You got a weird head" -🐡

[@gleove1]

1:32

[@muslimaidhengamer]

​​​@@gleove11:31

[@Vdr777]

2:16- 2:18 Fucking Nero got me. "I'll give you everything you need just please, please get rid of that hair!" I don't know why that got me so much.

[@Idkkdiidk337]

“I’d turn you old, but your hair’s already out of date” got me 😂

[@Anniisson]

Josuke: *It's time to Crazy Diamond Requiem*

[@Noobic.]

*fails to hold the requiem arrow*

[@MotivatedMan-k9s]

Prosciutto and risotto got the best insults while jolyne insult sounds more like a compliment

[@GoatedZeltron]

I like how nice Koichi is when he says it

[@mr.ridzuanhandsome]

he is reliable

[@ar_greyheart_4]

Polnareff offered to style it for him

[@kracko999]

Yukako just saying "your hair sucks" without any intent to provock is somewhat hilarious

[@garrysucks4190]

Y'know, in an alternate timeline, if Josuke's gimmick was dissing others' hair instead of getting his pompadour dissed, he'd be right like nearly 100% of the time

[@TomokoTheIdiot]

“I’d turn you old but that hairstyle is already out of date” That’s just so brutal

[@edwinjosepacheco43]

the only ones that i allow to speak is kars his magnificent hair lets him insult without any problems

[@Divinus123-j7h]

Josuke getting crazy diamond over heaven with this one 🔥🔥

[@elichu2237]

I love how every single insult describes either the stand ability of the character or their personality and attitude

[@x-mighty7602]

It's so in character for Joseph to insult his son's hair😅

[@EtooDoDrip]

01:31 He insulting someone whe have hair while he self don't have...

[@RohitchaharXD]

He said weird head not hair

[@EtooDoDrip]

@@RohitchaharXD this is very worst💀

[@eee5180]

Josuke about to have a whole villain arc

[@MxTeeee]

Finally, an actual video instead of polls

[@datiakhvlediani1398]

true, bro promised all time related stands showdown but its still missing

[@iliketurtles962]

1:31 ain’t no way he’s talking about josukes head 💀

[@edwardgamerx9061]

Every JoJo character: insults Josuke's hair. Josuke: A pile of corpses it'll be.

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

This video needs a part 2 showing Josuke giving everyone a beatdown.

[@MrVigill]

Josukes hair be lookin like a chess board, hold up, someone's walking up to my house...

[@coconutwater942]

2:21 one of diavolos deaths

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

Giorno saying, _"My hair obviously puts yours to shame"_ is like telling Josuke, *_"My Piano is obviously better than your Piano."_* which is just wrong.

[@GreyGhostBreyers]

Some pianos are better then other pianos

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

​@@GreyGhostBreyers and Josuke's Piano starts playing gloriously afterwards.

[@Gunnin_yadown]

​@@Jo-Wilbe-Dinaand giorno plays it better, anyways.

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

@@Gunnin_yadown clearly you haven't been listening to josuke's theme very much. you're definitely the kid who only listened to popular meme songs and claim they're better than most songs they don't even listen to that doesn't receive as much attention.

[@Hardhead456]

Both themes are good 🗿🗿🗿

[@mccormickmonias484]

The one I like are Fugo just getting mad at josuke and Trish sounding like she is afraid of his hair.

[@toasteroven7683]

2:02 DAMN that was hard

[@alexcsr6450]

1:45 Bucciarati: **insults josuke hair** Josuke: Shut Up! DORA! Bucciarati: YES! I AM!

[@josukehigashikata2957]

crazy that almost everyone in JoJo is talking about MY beautiful than theirs. the disrespect in this video was almost astonishing.

[@FormalShadow]

yeah """"beautiful"""" hair

[@musicisthefoodofthesoul]

@@FormalShadow *what did you just say about his hair??* 💥2:47

[@JoutaKujo1994]

How is it hanging uncle?

[@Wuuhuuooo]

tf is that hair lol *other universe insult*

[@josukehigashikata2957]

@@JoutaKujo1994 Did Jotaro-san have a child?

[@elgordobondiola]

"a hair not even a mother could love" -dad

[@gigasmer2232]

Josuke kills the jojo universe

[@Shadocat_Real]

And we need the sequel of jouske beating up everyone all at once, and a 30 min extended version too

[@purplepapos1460]

Prosciutto tho that was something else 💀💀

[@elias12430]

Okuyasu:bro your hair is basically josuke hair but shorter

[@josephstalin1022]

Pesci is a real G, he aint gonna insult a homies drip like that

[@justarandomdude4356]

Ya know, Okuyasu has no right insulting Josuke when they have the same exact hair style. It's just that Okuyasu has it less extreme than Josuke

[@ms.tammuz3834]

I think Josuke has long hair which is probably why It's so big. Plus the Joestars have really thick hair.

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

I mean, Okuyasu wasn't insulting him

[@mr_meh9149]

Ghiaccio and Josuke with them pissed would be goofy

[@toninu22]

Nah not Shigechi saying josuke has a weird head 😭

[@JESUS36604]

1:32 Shigechi, have you EVER looked yourself into a mirror?

[@fireshadow574br]

Bucciarati noticed the true power of josuke's hairstyle (And jolyne's quote can be seen as a compliment even tough we know it's meant to be the opposite)

[@herocross1234]

everybody gangsta until josuke says "crazy diamond over heaven act 5 bites the dust requiem go beyond"

[@Tabby3456]

Josuke is filled with so much rage, hes gonna fix the earth

[@N_DAnimationEnthusiast]

0:35 I’m shocked you didn’t use the eyes of heaven line

[@mendozax0345]

after this,crazy diamond ascended to requiem act 4 heaven go beyond out of *SHEER ANGER*

[@yareyaredaze3798]

1:31 You have absolutely no right to say that by looking at your head

[@lukaplatinumzawarudo603]

shigechi got drippy head

[@PapyrusTheGreatestRoyalGuard]

Shigechi is a walking humanoid durrian

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

At least Kakyoin, Polnareff and Giorno respected the drip, they just made clear that their own hairstyles were cooler

[@stopmotionmaker6222]

Crazy thing is, Josuke packs up most of these characters, but definitely not everyone

[@Aussieguy-4077]

I like how the characters in part 4 gone easy with the insults cause they know how angry josuke gets 😂

[@toazethegecko]

Can't wait for part 7 and part 8 character to join in this pompadour insulting tradition

[@karenzeise1522]

The only thing that can piss him off more than insulting his pompadour is insulting the pompadoured delinquent that saved him in that snowstorm

[@datiakhvlediani1398]

everybody's a gangster untill baldjo insults josukes hair

[@XandertheStoryKeeper]

Josuke needed to have his hair insulted by everyone across time and space in order to achieve his ultimate form - CRAZY DIAMOND (Shine Beyond the World)

[@vergilthemotivated8012]

I love how Rohan learned from the last time

[@Shadow_26p]

Not Shigechi saying that Josuke has weird looking head

[@malikarsyasakani]

The fact that Josuke can understand what Iggy is saying is Abyssmal 😅 Also, Josuke’s hair looks like a boot-

[@PrimeTF]

As great as these interactions were, I would've loved a version that included the *actual* insults alongside these. We're missing Rohan and Part 4 Jotaro...

[@GATRIXCONDY]

There is the insult of jotaro but Instead of saying it jotaro of part 4 says jotaro of part 3

[@pootismannmaikrafteano2678]

Others: wtf with your hair lmao Risotto: I can help you if you want Kakyoin and giorno: my hairstyle > your hairstyle 🗿🚬

[@DarrenTheAsian]

Wammu: yo what is that hair Looks interesting tho

[@JoutaKujo1994]

If George Joestar II was playable: "That hair of yours is not acceptable in the military!"

[@DarkShadowOblivion]

Really just reminds me that I preferred Part 3 Jotaro's insult for Josuke's hair from Eyes of Heaven. Shit was brutal.

[@waffler-yz3gw]

i love how everyone is in character while insulting josuke's hair, makes it so much better

[@competitiveglueeater2112]

I wish Pesci got to insult Josukes hair too, but I think hes be self-aware enough to understand he's got no right to make fun of others for how they look

[@AngryCrimson322]

Wdym by that? Pesci got that unparalleled pineapple drip, he has every right to insult shoesuke

[@basilvn]

Alternative title: jojo's popular last words

[@mysterionega]

In this video we know that Abacchio has purest heart

[@whispywoodsfromkirbyreal2426]

*and so, the universe imploded*

[@venomsnakecz299]

Now is the time for BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN. Poor Josuke, bullying his hairs is not cool. He has no control over them after he met the car pushing guy with cow poo hair

[@cletusmcyeetus5975]

I love how angry Fugo is

[@kaitopath]

1:31 look who’s talking☠️

[@0knothing443]

I love how kakyoin polanerff and koichi were the only that were nice about it

[@yautjita-yt6985]

My favorite part is when josuke says: crazy diamond requiem…it’s dorain’ time

[@zippersnstitches9009]

And thus, all of jojo was wiped out, never to be seen again

[@ThinkingCrimson]

Josuke's anger: 📈

[@Yigit_Efe_Dalyan]

giorno talking shit about josuke is the most ironic shit ever

[@liamingrey-lt9bd]

Josuke: WTF DID YOU ALL SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!!?

[@dogebertakasynth6499]

He gets so mad he punches the earth and then completely changes the shape which messes with earths gravitational pull, killing everyone

[@Drogaidon]

I REALLY WANT TO SAY THAT I REALLY LOVE HIS HAIR STYLE!!!

[@YesImAmess-u5x]

giorno: insults josuke also giorno: *has frickin donuts on his head*

[@koray1621]

All these dialogues feels so real that, i would believe that it is really said in the shows

[@Sonilotos]

I think these are voicelines from the games

[@bebrasmachnayq5691]

Ye they from Asb:R when josuke counters

[@nuschi550]

And that is the story about how Josuke managed to defeat every Character in the show, except Santiago.

[@TheBlackJerome]

Finally a video. How long did it take you to edit this?

[@AngryCrimson322]

around 5 days probably

[@datiakhvlediani1398]

when he means 5 days he doesnt mean 1 hour eaach day. he means 5 days.

[@modley_the_m_guy]

the fact that the japanese is actually correct AND sounds like how the characters actually talk and not just google transtlated means there was a lot of work into this. not to mention the voices that are perfectly identical to the original vas' voices, as well as even going over the headache of lipsyncing everything. great video, josuke would turn everyone into stone monuments.

[@acrasis]

Is it AI generated? I really cannot tell if it's real or not and I'm tripping out

[@modley_the_m_guy]

@@acrasis apparently all the voice lines actually come from EoH **dies**

[@Otaldowings]

@@modley_the_m_guy*From : Jojo All Star Battle R