Jotaro Speedruns Morioh Town

[@RawazFHK]

Y’ALL READY FOR MORE CURSED STUFF???

[@requiem1k87]

YES YES

[@FrikN00V]

No,i dont want so see a gay fighting with someone in a stone ocean

[@sechito777]

YES

[@erenna69]

Heck yeah!!

[@Mo1dyMetalħeÐ]

YES

[@mzjz9504]

i like how jotaro stops time again to put on joseph's hat lmao

[@calamari3064]

That shit was hilarious to me

[@Auramus]

It was so good I'm surprised nothing like it happened in the real Anime

[@arthurlefevre7706]

@@Auramus it's a different type of humor, i noticed that jojo's humor can be really funny but the autor likes to set up everything before the joke actually happens so that it fits to the story in a useful and consistent way so even if i would've liked something like this to happen too i can understand why this type of jokes did'nt appear in jjba

[@waterteafan9264]

lol

[@realamztvs]

That should be enough . . . . Oh shit, forgot the hat

[@-Raylight]

*"It isn't cheating unless you get caught"* Lmao Jotaro is too smart as always Diavolo _died again! You're not human!!_ xD

[@Miko-le3wp]

Lmao i died after seeing diavolo's 456789 death

[@theguy5855]

boi he put diavalo dying in there so its technically canon

[@hypercommand8778]

D'arby: I taught him that

[@kingcrimsonau]

Diavolo has E rank luck

[@sushamasikder2982]

This is canon then

[@_Night_Edge]

Plot Twist: Jotaro did this to get back at Joseph for pretending he was DIO

[@pitekargos6880]

Absolutely genius.

[@noriakikakyoin63]

Expected you to be here but where's your user?

[@konokillaqueenda1808]

The real question is, WHY TF AM I ALIVE? DIDNT I DIE? OR WAS I REINCARNATED? IDK WHAT IS HAPPENING

[@itchyteeth7924]

@@konokillaqueenda1808 MAN areu girl or no girl

[@Lollol-ty2nx]

E

[@sparking023]

In that universe Joseph never slacked in Hamon training, keeping his vitality for much longer. Also, Jotaro is the main character still, and as such he's not being nerfed into oblivion

[@Kira-pv4xq]

Bro no Koichi never got in the way wdym are you a idiot he helped him kill Kira

[@The1nOnlyGoober]

@@Kira-pv4xq wrong

[@DarkSoraFFno]

Your next words are: "*sigh* a man can dream."

[@sparking023]

@@dartOMT nah, if you look at SP in part 3, Jotaro is punching through stuff like steam rollers and diamond-hard teeth. There's really no reason for Sheer Heart Attack to be that darn durable, even as an automatic Stand. If it wasn't for the plot, like Jotaro trying to teach Josuke how to fight, there's really no way he would have a hard time in Morioh

[@Rocketshoes]

@@sparking023 sheer heart attack is invincible

[@Xenunnaki]

I love how this completely sidesteps the very existence of Josuke and company

[@nicolasleal5644]

Rohan would probably still meet jotaro somehow.

[@TheShuckmeister]

Speedrunning is easy when your Stand can stop the timer

[@vancech]

Damn I’m early to a Shuckmeister comment

[@BlackMicrowave]

@@vancech No

[@PatriotaParaguayo]

@@BlackMicrowave kkkkkkk

[@SoarXJ]

Yeah

[@dinosaurus6858]

ok.

[@yoursonisold8743]

I love how literally everything could have been solved by bringing a slightly younger Joseph along.

[@kennyloo137]

All the problems in the later parts can be easily solved if araki didnt nerf everyone from previous parts to the ground

[@siru47]

@@kennyloo137 fr jotaro ngl beats kira

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

Which means everything could have been solved if Joseph, the only person in the world that knows the magic breathing that makes you age slower, used the magic breathing to age slower.

[@raeryuko]

@@felipevasconcelos6736 maybe this is how jotaro is perpetually young

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@felipevasconcelos6736 He had his reasons to stop. Pretty hard to predict DIO would rise from the watery grave.

[@rifatbobos]

"You can't just kill 3 main villains of the series!" Jotaro : "yare yare.. *Observe"*

[@jibbily27]

@@creist Kars is technically alive

[@tmaxgo6696]

@@creist did he stutter

[@jibbily27]

@@creist he literally is though

[@jibbily27]

@@creist he doesn't need to breathe, he became the ultimate being remember? Besides, vampires and pillar men can stay alive without breathing so he wouldn't have even needed to be the ultimate being

[@tmaxgo6696]

@@creist I was making a joke that Joseph was the third villain. I didn’t know Lars was in the video

[@toazethegecko]

"It isn't cheating if you weren't get caught" He still remember that line lmao

[@boxtank5288]

He did honestly respect D'arby the Elder as while the guy cheated, he was actually pretty damn good at that and he had to go for a straight up bluff instead of a cheat that, in his own words, Terrance D'arby would have realized in an INSTANT. Similarly that guy almost took out the whole of the Crusaders in one go!

[@dark_messenger]

Tomoko is so badass. She even materialized knife in Joseph's chest by punching his face.

[@atoucangirl]

this must be the work of an enemy stand user...

[@LuunieTuunie]

@@atoucangirljosuke that little rascal

[@nalinaran472]

Can we just appreciate how clean this editing is

[@Al_musawi14]

It's too good honestly

[@Miko-le3wp]

It's real good

[@gabe8959]

Wait its edited?

[@shreeyakk]

@@gabe8959 lmao

[@Panatdia]

You can show this to a non-jojo fan and they wouldn't even see that it's edited

[@matchagasm8131]

The way Jotaro legitimately just kills Diavolo and moves on💀

[@akafalcons]

now it’s canon

[@akafalcons]

@stinglord3 give me time stamp since I don’t even know what you’re talking about

[@akafalcons]

@stinglord3 oh I’m actually stupid

[@akafalcons]

@stinglord3 i guess you’re right so ignore what I just said, but since sbr universe is different from main universe, its only canon on the sbr universe, but since there are infinite amounts of parallel universes everything that could happen is canon to the sbr universe. I thought too much into this haven’t I, you’re right any way we see this

[@CGrey_6048]

Long live the king? Hmph, never I ever heard such lies in my entire life

[@BoxCarBoy12]

There are of course a million Jojo shitposts and memes online, but this is the best edited one I've seen. If I hadn't watched JoJo before, I would've believed that this was the actual anime!

[@thunderstorm86239]

if you think this is good, you should see bragongod's videos

[@vesedits9942]

@@thunderstorm86239 waiting for jojosuba episode 2

[@dielan6847]

@@vesedits9942 can't believe he's going to start using english voices instead of the nonsensical stitched-together japanese, always was way funnier that way

[@omegasizednuts]

@@dielan6847 where did he say that? I haven't kept up with him

[@yes78]

This madman even made it canon

[@East_1305]

Really love how Jotaro used Time stop twice, just to gave Joseph his hat at 0:55, Lol

[@shizunesenpai]

LOL FR

[@Overkill2002]

Holy shit. Good run. He got the new record for Part 4 Any%, pulling off the Josuke Skip, even the Boss Fight skip.

[@rosebean7168]

Reminder if diavolo dies, this video is canon

[@FrikN00V]

RAWAZ COMENTED HERE BUT WHERE IS THE COMMENT

[@FrikN00V]

Bread

[@senu6046]

YEAH!

[@type-10mbt9]

Yes

[@flying_Night_slasher]

1:42 is what you're looking for.

[@derfuchs3296]

RIP to Joseph, even his plot armor couldn’t save him from Tomoko‘s wrath

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

She still love him after that I bet.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Joseph getting his ass beat by women is kind of a running gag for him.

[@jonbragg5175]

@@ten-thousandbees8453 Don't worry, his grandma did it to him too, it probably happened when Suzie Q found out about him cheating too.

[@InkubozuNikki]

Only the Joestar secret technique can save him now.

[@oasis808]

Advice how to make anything canon in jojo: just add diavolo’s death

[@familywald978]

I love that this is cannon

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Or have Valentine use D4C

[@jellymatsuryuka6853]

@@TheUncivilizedNation Valentine automatically exists here tho

[@jessbian]

or Caesar commiting a crime short of murder

[@Helaz721]

I like your pfp

[@purplehaze2358]

I genuinely thought this was a legit scene I missed in the show itself for a good chunk of the beginning. It's edited THAT WELL.

[@thisboimeg3395]

1:15 Yoshikage Kira after clipping a nail too short

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

This is basically Eyes of Heaven Jotaro.

[@drexnog1905]

Or Irene-verse Jotaro

[@i_forgor_whar]

considering it would take place in 1999, or pretty much at the start of DIU, i'm sure he still wouldn't bring joseph with him, in fear of the old man getting killed there.

[@HabitualThinker]

@@williamsonlavioser8042 “that loser” is the same jotaro just with a better life lmfao

[@AdamDeOldSport]

​@@drexnog1905Or a combination of both if you want to include the butterfly effect

[@anisekaieddomtorreto9588]

Moral of the Story: *Old people in Anime are 100% Dangerous but declaring a young female as an old hag in Anime is definitely 1000% Destruction.*

[@shocck1]

she’s in her 40s, a lot of people would consider that old. but by the time DIU happens, Joseph is 80 so hypocrite moment

[@shocck1]

@Aydin Munir alr

[@shocck1]

@Aydin Munir just looked it up, 36 apparently

[@PrixtoTNT]

Declaring any female as an old hag in anime is 1000% Destruction

[@joaodala549]

@@shocck1 Joseph is in his 70s actually.

[@rosebean7168]

If jotaro was the main character in part 4 or not meeting Josuke and finding Kira instead

[@alonnveradaepix]

Rip kira No hand pocket bussy for him

[@Jojaynicat]

No more duwang

[@dnkvworu]

but he really is the MC in DiU tho. he even killed the main villain

[@Awesometdsplayer]

If that happened in part5 well will see koichi as a new character

[@alonnveradaepix]

69 likes noice

[@theultimatememelord5494]

I love how Joseph calls Tomoko an old hag even though he's older than her father.

[@ForeTestRTS]

Strangely, I wouldn't be surprised if Joseph had the same mindset as Leonardo DiCaprio when it comes to women and age.

[@Kakaragi]

@@ForeTestRTSContext please?

[@ForeTestRTS]

@@Kakaragi Leonardo DiCaprio refuses to date anyone over the age of 25 even though he's 49.

[@Funinfuneral-es3ir]

​@@ForeTestRTS opposite with me. My teacher had her eyes on me since I was 16 and we started dating when I became 18 and she was 28

[@supersonic3464]

@@Funinfuneral-es3ir What the fuck

[@brunobuccirati6692]

Jotaro thinking: She didn't use a stand to hit him: he'll be fine

[@aquaticengineer]

The virgin brunosquad: take an entire week to find diavolo and get 2 members killed,have to use an op stand to kill diavolo The chad Jotaro:doesn't even realize he killed the final boss,mission accomplished in seconds

[@yoanjuro7092]

*took *had

[@robertlupa8273]

To be fair, Diavolo was already infinitely dying.

[@diegoidepersia]

@Owen Almy metallica is also op tbh

[@durps8815]

@@diegoidepersia Yeah but at least it had weaknesses/could be defeated unlike Giorno's GER which literally resets anything his enemy will do :/ (really cool how araki makes so many stands with "op" abilities and still have them be defeated in ways that makes sense.. except GER xD)

[@MikeTheCoolGuy.]

@@durps8815 the main power is plot armour, mih or any OH Stands can beat requiem but Mih still lost cuz his a antagonist

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Imagine the memes that'll come out of Stone Ocean. It's hype.

[@Jurisman]

Yes

[@damianyt6155]

Fr

[@damianyt6155]

It'll all be just lesbian memes

[@law4933]

You

[@tenuem980]

All I'm going to say is I'm here before the cringe "i SeE yoU eVErwHeRe" comments and it feels great but I see guy without mustache hasn't grown a mustache yet and gotten a life.

[@sucarici]

Jotaro is a true detective, impressive how he found out

[@heccme3975]

Jotaro used the ability of Joseph’s Hermit Purple to find out, since he no longer needs to smash a camera now like he did in the beginning of part 3.

[@CGrey_6048]

Sometimes my genius is, it’s almost frightening

[@vetellica]

@@heccme3975 WHY HE DOESNT NEED

[@drumo2273]

@@vetellica Joseph never *needed* to smash a camera, he just didn't try anything else

[@cloudshifter]

@@heccme3975 Joseph needs to know who he's looking for specifically, he can't just say "I want to find this towns killer" and magically locate him through his stand. Only way he could find Kira would be if they already had a picture of him and Joseph saw how he looks like exactly. Hermit Purple can pin point a location after that. Jotaro found Kira in this video through sheer plot convenience.

[@Shinobi_Master]

What I find funny is that Jotaro didn't need to bring Joseph to her house for the speedrun, he could have just went to Kira's house as it seemed like they tracked him down before going to said house. Which means that Jotaro wanted to screw over Joseph as his karma for cheating lol.

[@SeanSkyhawk]

"this wasn't part of the plan"

[@kaito1180]

Kira: "Must be the delivery guy." Jotaro: ... and it was on that day that Morioh's peace returned to normal.

[@artyomasterius8213]

0:57 Jotaro: oops I miss your hat

[@cqb3814]

This is so well edited. It feels like a real episode of part 4.

[@kennysalty6019]

Diavolo died in this animation. Therefore, this is pretty much guaranteed to eventually be one of Diavolo's deaths created by Golden Experience Requiem. Which means that this is technically Canon.

[@OGPepsiman]

*_”Thanks. GG.”_* - Jotaro Gaming

[@hypersan2635]

Why do I feel like Jotaro plays Subnautica in his free time lmao

[@garfieldunderpants9914]

@@hypersan2635 he's a marine biologist

[@cooldudezeon4711]

This is how Joseph supposed to look like in part 4 if he actually trained hamon

[@orctrihar]

I thinks he 100 when part 4 happen

[@MisterDutch93]

@@orctrihar he’s supposed to be in his late 70s during Part 4 I believe.

[@orctrihar]

@@MisterDutch93 I see, still good for me, life can be hard on everyone, and I believe losing a hand don't help with life duration, even when taked care of seriously.

[@joaodala549]

@@orctrihar fun fact. He is still alive by the end of part 6.

[@orctrihar]

@@joaodala549 The one who survived his arc by far

[@nicolasguerra7735]

0:17 Jotaro: it isn't cheating unless you get caught Joseph: "i'm too old to say OH NO so i will only say *OH* "

[@azzamarwae3028]

2:10 I can't stop wheezing 🤣

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

0:26 _"So listen up Josuke! The pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today..."_

[@AtomicGolem]

2 years late, but what's the first?

[@yocapo32]

@@AtomicGolem Kira blew up all his bottles of hair gel.

[@matiasbalbuena7189]

1:49 this is canon now

[@sakanamichan3714]

I’m kinda down for Tomoko punching Joseph. Where’s her 16 years of child support, old man?

[@maliceinwonderland99]

He didn't know she was pregnant when he left, and she didn't contact him. It was pretty much a fling with poor Josuke as a consequence.

[@connerthewubbzler1062]

Josuke stole it back, remember?

[@ItsTheBocchiInShadow]

When Joseph found out he was going to put Josuke in his will.

[@happyslapsgiving5421]

She didn't tell Joseph about the kid (shitty move). But Joseph still made his son a millionaire. So yeah... you should be hoping for Tomoko getting bitchslapped, actually.

[@ALJ9000]

She did fine without it. I also hate child support

[@JuliotheCurio]

Gotta love the Diavolo dying part making this technically canon lmao

[@hisham6663]

How does it make it canon

[@natman2939]

@@hisham6663 I think he was sentenced to this infinite amount of deaths that could take place across all possibilities. That could easily include a universe where Jotaro did this

[@hisham6663]

@@natman2939 Ohh I get it now, but that doesn't make it actually canon tho xD

[@tomasbarahona4530]

@@hisham6663 Theres infinite outcomes, If you make a monkey write on a typewriter for an indefinite time it will eventually write the bible for pure statistics, it may take millions of years, but it will eventually happen, with diavolo it is the same, the deaths are infinite therefore eventually this will happen

[@hisham6663]

@@tomasbarahona4530 No, because he doesn't go back in time

[@wawafish9541]

When people suddenly realize that Hermit Purple is the most useful stand.

[@EnderGoku9001]

0:56 i love this bit

[@CKshouta]

alternate universe where Jotaro is a detective instead of a marine biologist

[@lisalegato0109]

By the end of part 3, since I watched the anime first, I really thought he'd be a detective. I wasn't expecting marine biology.

[@youknowyoufuckedupright3058]

@@lisalegato0109 if there's any person in Jojo that needs to be a detective it's Abbachio

[@TKG785]

He did watch Columbo.

[@gyattestpersonexist]

​@@youknowyoufuckedupright3058he's already died because get donutted by diavolo bro 💀

[@froggertonmcribbitson225]

Considering Diavolo was included here, this can be considered canon.

[@elmendelasarten8365]

@stinglord3 holy shit

[@HemiHami]

Me after seeing 10 trillion diavolo dies it’s canon memes 😂🥲😐😐😐😐

[@someguy-hc8gi]

@@HemiHami i agree

[@pingey3319]

@stinglord3 dati deedsu dan dato cheepu

[@draskopopovic9543]

@@HemiHami its not a meme araki confirmed that if diavolo dies in something its canon

[@筑波しらせ]

I like how you chose the most suitable line in Japanese like "It isn't cheating unless you get caught".😂

[@k1ra61]

Barbie

[@thotitusbegoneus7789]

That's reference for darbie elder part

[@michael_kaiser7]

@@k1ra61 what

[@i_forgor_whar]

@@michael_kaiser7 look above

[@makoshark7122]

@@k1ra61 B'ARBIEEE!

[@sosigsaga1003]

0:56 bro really used 2 time stops just to put josephs hat back

[@boitchi6230]

Yo how tf did this dude actually make this look like a legit episode

[@isaacintriago8431]

Tomoko: *punches Joseph in the cheek and shows a bit of blood* Joseph's blood: *Shows around his neck with a knife*

[@AlterGold93]

It's obviously Tomoko's stand, The World.

[@dekingofdetings]

@@AlterGold93 lmao then tomoko caught jotaro time-stopping to replace himself with joseph and she saw that jotaro put josephs hat on

[@L0LZZYT69]

Maybe he carried a knife and when he dropped the knife stabbed him

[@kdevelopergw]

Killer stopped% The route starts with a wrong warp during the end of chapter 3, instead of going into marine biology sub-chapter you get warped into morioh town, it starts an unused cutscene that was meant to play before the story was reworked, then you have to quick travel to the quest point, it is necessary because the killer won't spawn in until that quest is done, after completing it quick travel to killer's house and hope for good rng on how close he is to the door, after that you must do a precise setup to skip the fight and the cutscene, it starts playing the unused end credits of chapter 4

[@theendersmirk5851]

After doing so the game still requires you to bother the supposed new protagonist to start the Nijimura Brothers quest line, but if you're fast enough you can catch the kid who wants to be a rockstar before he actually gets the lightning stand, at which point you can begin the part 5 skip, which also allows you to trigger the unused assist character for the part 6 storyline: soul swapper Polnareff, which in turn can be used to skip the White Snake encounter entirely if you perform the right inputs.

[@walternunez4118]

The editing is so beautifully done, it's seamless, it's just perfect

[@lightborn3526]

I haven't watched part 4 but I thought this was real as in it happened ;-;

[@HeadCrack420]

2:10 accurate. Fresh out of part 3 jotaro would ice Kira before he could summon his stand as long as there's proof that he's the killer

[@ggnorange1256]

The edit is sooo good

[@mrgames509]

This is Canon just because diavolo was there You are smart🙃

[@hisham6663]

How does it make it canon tho

[@noobistrapped7097]

@@hisham6663 Because he died remember he got inf death loop because of ger

[@waffleten9750]

@@hisham6663 Because he died. GER when he killed Diavolo he made it so he's power "return to zero" would kick in if he were to die and so any time line were Diavolo dies is cannon if it fits in the rules of the universe.

[@hisham6663]

@@MartsTheDust Exactly, that's what I'm saying

[@OMIOBR]

Bro it a joke

[@angelasshii]

I loved how you showed Diavolo dying, this basically confirms that this is canon.

[@tntthekill]

1:43 this is the moment that we all knew... this is canon

[@JosephLionheart-mc5mg]

Multiple universe exists in jojo So this could technically be canon

[@herossss24]

Well this is canon because diavolo died 😂

[@royalthewaffle]

Jotaro really could have paused time and crushed Kira’s skull like a hydraulic press

[@JoseRicardo-js3pp]

Egypt 10 years ago Jotaro: Iggy what is that? Oingo Boingo Adventures... ! It can't be this manga predicts the future!? Yare yare daze.

[@Bigsoz]

My man joseph keeping that explorer drip outfit 🥶

[@PrixtoTNT]

Kira: *changes his name, face, adress...* Joseph: Hermit purple! *Part 4 Fin*

[@cloudshifter]

Hermit Purple: shows a picture of a random irrelevant man that has nothing to do with Kira or his new identity.

[@nicolasleal5644]

@@cloudshifter they investigate his house and they are doomed. Because they would know kira and be shown the face of the man that was taken over by him. Also he had not made anymore stand users so it would be more accurate. Unless it was after than no chance of finding him.

[@cloudshifter]

@@nicolasleal5644 How would they be shown the face of the person he took over when Kira blew it up back in the beauty salon? Only way that hermit purple would work on that scenario (if at all since Joseph was barely able to use it at that age) was if they had seen Rohans photo that he took of him AFTER he found out that he was Kira in secret.

[@corruptcamerupt2344]

@@cloudshifterI would imagine morioh would have some kind of town registry or something, if Joseph used hermit purple, they get a photo of kira with his new face and identity they take that photo to the registry or whatever match the spirit photo to a photo id at the registry and then investigate or stakeout that person as best they can (rinse and repeat if needed) and they would most likely find Kira, takes some detective work and probably some time but it’s doable.

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Jotaro while driving away: (silently) nirgen nun daiyoooooo

[@skizzler1232]

Ayoi dont remember this episode lmaooo bruh this is well edited fr I was like wait what episode was this fr

[@Yes-zq7oe]

This should've happened if Jotaro didn't see a starfish on the beach of Morioh

[@lelumpolelum4275]

I like how while everyone is only joking about that if Diavolo dies something is canon, you actually added it to video. You have my respect

[@kraftik5300]

1:46 "How many times am I going to die?" "YES."

[@thelaughingrouge]

This is just the Jotoro from the Eyes of heaven game going around solving the problems before they start.

[@wutnow6419]

This is Jotaro after the Eyes of Heaven event

[@Scarshadow666]

Josuke: "...Mom? Who's this old weirdo in the Indiana Jones get-up?"

[@borkK]

If Jotaro running over Diavolo is canon, then I'm damn sure Diavolo being one of Kira's victim is canon

[@christaayris1159]

Remember Rawaz, this is officially canon due to diavolo dying 😂

[@rabidbio420]

Since Diavolo died, this can be considered canon.

[@AgariBeast]

LOL this was the funniest Rawaz vid I’ve seeen

[@domidoodoo]

This literally looks like a real episode wtf

[@blabla5268]

„His stand ability is really useful sometimes“ Sums up part 8

[@DaffyStreams]

Therapist: Part 3 Joseph and Part 4 Jotaro conversation does not exist. It can't hurt you. Part 3 Joseph and Part 4 Jotaro conversation: 0:03

[@cranberryivan5771]

Awesome! Editing is soooo cool!

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Part 4 if Joseph hadnt slacked off his hamon training and stayed in fighting shape:

[@jag_rex2412]

The speedrunner route: After getting star Platinum jotaro specifically tracks down kakyoin and frees him from dio's control and does the same thing with polnareff then calls Joseph and tells him about the location of Dio, the Crusaders book a flight to the location of Dio accept the plane doesn't crash because jotaro knows how to stop time and just kills Tower of Grey. They make it to Dio's location and kill every stand user because jotaro can stop time and also kills poosie. ( I don't know how to spell his name) because now he won't have a chance to escape and to fulfill Dio's back-up plan. And then gets Dio's attention by finding his book on heaven and Burns it without reading it, pissing off Dio even more. Dio dies after fighting all the Crusaders at once. And after cleaning up the rest of Dio's cult leads us to today:

[@timekeeperz9714]

Stardust crusader speedrun But how about speedrunning universe 1 speedrunning phantom blood

[@aviniciussouza100]

But Pucci wasn't there. They didn't even know about his existence.

[@jag_rex2412]

@@timekeeperz9714 This was a good question this isn't the first time the JoJo player base has had a question like this, most have tried to make their own optimal routes which only ended up being a few seconds shorter than the average game time for most players. It took me some time to find an Optimal route for a speedrun. But after much thinking I finally found the Optimal speedrun route. As Jonathan you need to start training to unlock Your Stand at age 5 and then hopefully get it at age 6, (you won't have the option of Hammon yet because you can only unlock it through the use of another Hammon user) and then depending on the attitude of Jonathan (in part 3 the only reason why Dio has The World as a Stand is because of Jonathan's body) thus you would have two options on the route either have a non-Nerfed hermit purple or The World. The more optimal route is to try to get The World which is the route we're going with. After having unlocking your stand make sure to put some Evolution points into making Danny into a loyal hunting dog and any remaining points into lifespan expectancy and make sure to keep him alive. (He'll be useful later trust me.) Then invest in hunting skills and perfecting your Stand and make sure Jonathan visits Arena early, after grinding and doing those things you may finally perfected a technique known as sneaking. It allows you to move quietly with out being heard.(This will also be useful later.) When you eventually grow older and Dio comes to the mansion tell the butler to take Danny to Arena this will keep Danny safe plus you'll probably get brownie points for letting her take care of him. Everything will play out the way it usually does except Danny doesn't die. After a while Danny gets to earn his keep when in a later cutscene Dio goes 2 kiss Arena. Except because you left Danny with her Danny will instinctively attack Dio keeping him away from Arena. Arena will tell you what Dio tried to do and Jonathan will confront him. This time Jonathan will have his Stand and Danny by his side. This will be a severely one-sided fight but because of the commotion Johnson's dad is going to ask why Dio is hurt, Dio is going to blame Danny however you'll have to convince your dad that Danny was just protecting you from Dio because he had a knife. Later you guys would be forced to make up because Johnson's dad tells you too. Everything will play out as a normally does except Dio Brando has a bigger grudge against you, your dad will get sick and then we reach our biggest obstacle to see if RNG gods are with you. You see there's a good chance that if Danny follows Jonathan into the alleyway where we meet Speedwagon, Speedwagon is more likely to kill Danny seeing the dog as more of a threat however if we leave Danny with Arena again Dio might trying to get Petty Revenge and kill Danny but there's a way to avoid this. If you drop off Danny with Arena then go back to the mansion and announce to Dio that you're going to find the Cure to the poison that will bring attention to you. And then hope the RNG gods are with you and hopefully everything will play out as it usually does with Speedwagon , the police, the cure and when Dio tries to 'reject his Humanity' you kill him by making The World punch a hole through his head breaking the mask as well everyone will be weirded out why he straight up died for no reason you'd get married to Arena. And everybody would live happily ever after. (Except for Dio of course.)

[@key1131]

@@aviniciussouza100 i think he was there, i read it somewhere but I might be wrong

[@jag_rex2412]

@@aviniciussouza100 How would anyone be a good speedrunner if they didn't know the route for their speed run. With so many of Dio's men kicking the bucket puci would forced him to take action immediately going to get the book himself unlike the og version. Also jotaro can just update them on the existence of puci because he remembers everything.

[@dracoraven7612]

2:08 ngl I wanna see an extended version of this interaction

[@JawadBsaileh]

the editing just keeps getting better

[@SaltyShirt8335]

Diavolo has an unlimited death loop and makes him respawn far distances which make this Canon

[@DioBrandois_sleeping]

0:02 Joseph used Hamon so he wont be older

[@dittodiaz8822]

Morioh Town No Josuke% - Kujo Jotaro - WR 2:27

[@BokuGlack]

2:14

[@star-nh8pj]

Killer queen's other ability was to make Jotaro forget he can use his stand in more ways other than punching

[@kingoftrash461]

It’s odd how realistic this seems.

[@a_angry_bunny]

This was pretty well edited.

[@Sututiv]

1:24 laughed my ass to this, the sound effect really adds to it

[@priyanshugoel3030]

It was like he just reloaded his save file after completing this level, something must have filled him with determination.

[@sabata2]

Did... Did you really animate this all by yourself? This was phenomenal! I love it!

[@acephoenix7849]

Stopping time twice to put joseph in the door made this go from decent to amazing. Legitimately laughed

[@eldesconocidosenork5981]

I laughed at the implication of the gravestone being Kira's bloody face would mean that Jotaro, halfway through the beating stopped to take a picture

[@caramel7149]

Even faster speed run. Jotaro drives the ambulance through town, turns on 「The World」, 3 seconds, throws Joseph thru ex's door, 2 seconds, finds Yoshikage, 1 second crashes into his home defeating him, time has returned to normal.

[@shinobix4925]

I never thought about just how badly Kira would have obliterated if Jotaro fought him one on one

[@Trebolt]

"Diamond Is Unbreakable New Game+ Any% Speedrun WORLD RECORD!"

[@user-pz4ix2vc3d]

A really good speedrun, I just have some little problems -If Jotaro used bunnyhop instead of the car maybe he could save 20 seconds -In the xbox69 version the mission when you see Tomoko for the first time is a secondary mission so you don't have to do it anyway still a very impressive speedrun

[@cianxan]

The cuts are clean, someone could took it as the legit show by mistake.

[@danielkinuthia3670]

Whys the editing so good it could of fooled me if I hadn't watched part 4

[@hitwid]

Now we need kakyoin speedrunning stardust crusaders

[@prankonic4735]

*jotaro is in the hospital* *Nurse starts trying to kill jotaro and kakyoin shows himself* "Nobody can deflect the emerald splash" *Jotaro is killed*

[@hitwid]

@@prankonic4735 lol