I killed Pokimane's dogs in Minecraft...

[@mustardgas5200]

Like how at the start he's really awkward and nervous and at the end she's just another one of his victims

[@andrive]

This has 666 likes

[@Jokeboss137]

My thought exactly

[@ludbud57]

High Definition not for Carson.

[@sketchy_whitevans583]

Mustard gas I want to breathe you

[@f1sh26]

“Victims” ?

[@Nessie55]

Pokimane: "your face is on your body" Carson: "It usually is" Carson the true ladies man

[@Nessie55]

Yes

[@larvaedadindex]

@Facts Machine man you're just so cool

[@marshy4770]

Carson sounds like he's trying to ask Pokimane to the school dance but he's too nervous the entire time

[@imaginewagon5722]

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it

[@Doodl]

weird champ pepega moment bruh bruh

[@KAIsibs]

literally me

[@michaelbelcher8805]

Hazel Fig so, did you ask them?

[@Lysergic_]

@@michaelbelcher8805 do you expect him to say "yeah i asked" after he said he didnt ask the entire day?

[@brianhn259]

Did anyone else notice how traves gave pokimane a picture of carson when she asked for the virgin shroud special

[@thedemomanclassfromtf2402]

Oof

[@poozahnuts]

WAIT REALLY HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH this is why traves is one of my favorite

[@VanillaGorilla696]

I noticed too

[@SadBoy-hs2uq]

I didn't realize. I am now cackling

[@mystz900]

Good catch

[@rat5945]

Carson: "I'm really nervous" Also carson: Insults her and kills her dog

[@0subscriberswithnovideosch774]

Also Carson: "how-wha-li-what's your age"

[@natarbee]

@@0subscriberswithnovideosch774 that was on purpose i think

[@2KR0E]

He did so whilst being nervous.

[@Sillimant_]

Accidents happen

[@ahuman9519]

Sillimant so that’s why I’m alive

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Carson: *tries to confess to Pokimane* Also Carson: "I love Shroud"

[@UnusAnnusO]

Bröther

[@chrishca438]

Time stamp???

[@ayelmao2876]

2:01

[@Forceee]

I love emilia irl

[@thehourglass7279]

carson is not real

[@thecheez2436]

Pokimane: That's your face on your body Carson: _Nervous Laughter Intensifies_

[@BobbaFettgameing]

That’s how it normally works

[@digitalrxven]

Lmao Carson's chat literally put a bounty on Poki's dog

[@lightningzeke7471]

Lol

[@alternative7586]

Must be Carson's chat!

[@TheAllenbutt]

thanks, i watched the video too.

[@eleanorsmile26]

Pokimane's chat: omg he's so awkward Carson's chat: H A H A P O O P Y

[@danishaiman198]

420'th liker

[@cody8835]

@@danishaiman198 like a boss

[@eleanorsmile26]

@@danishaiman198 Well, it's more than I thought I would get

[@sams4054]

Uh oh stinky poop poopy's funny

[@woody9278]

K I L L D O G

[@totalmusicbeats1929]

Most people: wow pokimane is really pretty . Carson: I love shroud

[@kurtislachance9958]

He has his priorities

[@oliverr77]

I am the 1800th like

[@itdbfrtwthm]

I love shroud

[@proleageproleage8127]

@NotAPanCake I've come fro the future ,he is now on a dating show

[@roycecx3335]

Without make up she's not pretty

[@_.ultranova._]

“The dude speaks in cursive...” - Carson 2019

[@lightningvolt3150]

Is he wrong

[@lucifer7303]

30:15 carson’s true test

[@pennydreadfuls_]

The Last Temptation of Carson

[@fakeimpulse1384]

"This is not awkward chat, nothing is- here's awkward don't say that." *Immediate Awkward Laugh*

[@username___1]

Isn’t it obvious he likes her,poor man

[@fakeimpulse1384]

@@username___1 I know right? sO sAd :(

[@pintlemounted]

I am laughing entirely too hard at the fact that someone paid you 100 dollars to murder a girl's fake dog

[@deejay_iso]

virtual*, it's not fake

[@jamescant5297]

Next he will follow fitz's lead and kill her sheep

[@gerardovital6091]

Trie

[@Simon-sk7hg]

You payed money for carson to be an alpha virgin forever

[@technicly.]

Anything can happen on the world’s youngest democracy server

[@squibbb5480]

“Do you know Fitz?” *Why do I hear boss music?*

[@gavinjones7077]

timestamp?

[@haydenkarim5459]

I'm here for the reply ;)

[@Hanetzulol]

@@gavinjones7077 8:43

[@lemonfroggyy]

**Pokimane instantly gets banned**

[@shad5812]

ok boomer

[@awppenheimer]

This was prime CallMeCarson, I miss this era

[@justduck5880]

Same 😔

[@TheBeanBox_o7]

We all do my friend. If only we could turn back time

[@Attackhelicopter1744]

Bro didn’t even deserve to get cancelled the age gap wasn’t even bad

[@jaffa3717]

@@Attackhelicopter1744 fr Carson did literally nothing wrong

[@Epic720]

Me too my dude. right when he caught a spark too

[@fillipitibell4646]

8:43 “Hey do you know Fitz? - You should get him to join us.” Carson: *”No, I don’t like him.”*

[@subwayeatfresh4821]

Kristian Masuga I genuinely hate Fitz so much

[@MinZilla]

Fitz stole his girl XD

[@showcasemate6269]

The way pokimane reacts to Fitz and to Carson is a BIG DIFFERENCE HAAHA

[@subwayeatfresh4821]

Ropsutor he is so unfunny, and has his unfunny jokes last too long. And I hate his accent, I’m a New Zealander too, but god damn.

[@showcasemate6269]

@@subwayeatfresh4821 stfu

[@simonawad9656]

This is Carson’s first time talking to someone of the opposite gender. This is truly a historical moment

[@bencatzilla]

100th like

[@hoovyzepoot]

*o o f* also sadly enough, not even relatable

[@tychristopher7]

He talked to Sara remember

[@strayble]

VR DivideZ you’re really going to ignore his mother like that

[@tychristopher7]

@@strayble Carson wasn't born like any regular human, he was crafted from clay

[@3dDoener]

Carson getting genuinely angry at chat for calling him cringe is the best thing ever

[@3dDoener]

@@PieterPeter-ud7wf 7:23 🗿

[@tsuncode]

You can’t have “Carson” without “Arson”

[@theamazintaco06]

You just got me in the mood to burn down a shed.

[@deltacomet5203]

@@theamazintaco06 Amen brother

[@teufortimusprime4929]

You can’t spell slaughter without laughter

[@Donovan_J19]

@Up in yo crib dawg 69 bruh you just stole the comment right above you 🤡

[@caiden429]

How to spell Carson: See, ARSON!

[@SubsNoVideos-me5fm]

10:20 "Hello, I am a Waiter, I am Waiting" "What's your name?" *"Waiter"*

[@shna3609]

Walter

[@HSTesh]

4 subs noob

[@SubsNoVideos-me5fm]

@@HSTesh well at least I have 4 more than last time I checked

[@HSTesh]

Fair enough

[@Devinjubinville11]

@@HSTesh 10 subs noob

[@FoilMyPlans]

Its like a school child bullying his crush on the playground

[@metaford3746]

Wonder why she have more fun with fitz

[@matthewh.9420]

Meta Ford watch your fuckin mouth

[@5starryansl]

Meta Ford no u poopyhead

[@homelessperson5455]

Which one's which? Edit: Lol, nevermind, watched through more, I totally get it.

[@cursedshark7125]

Meta Ford Carson > Fitz

[@sssugarfoo]

Pokimane: You guys are gwoss Carson: ... *no we're f u n n y*

[@bounter_]

Carson and his gang are just living shitposts

[@fromans1734]

BounterTheHatter which is garbadge

[@chunkyorangutan1831]

whats the time stamp

[@DrQuasi]

@@chunkyorangutan1831 8:29

[@andrewderrico1500]

UnixRift nah we are B A B Y

[@stratford1]

This dude is where I got 70% of my sense of humor, which is not something I will ever admit anywhere other than an anonymous online forum.

[@some_kyle_guy]

And here

[@pantommy]

opsec fail, you have your playlists public, I'm just that much closer to figuring out your identity

[@stratford1]

@@pantommy Yeah, and my username kind of gives it away too, so I’m not completely anonymous.

[@Beakymon]

What if we... watched shroud goes to Walmart......together? Jk haha.. unless..

[@actusjack]

You forgot the wet omojis

[@elmoismissing754]

Haha I know you were joking. Unless you.....

[@There_is_a_duck_in_my_home]

I could hear the fear in Carson’s voice throughout the whole video

[@walrusfordoingnothing8935]

“do you know Fitz? can i invite him?” even i felt that, what a blow

[@messerschmitt_bf109]

@Zoe DePaul it hurt me when I heard her say that, f for Carson

[@herbisa3722]

Bark

[@cursedyeet483]

they played for 4 hours

[@xxashleywooddayxx2480]

How did you get that name xD

[@CheaterBusuk]

poki: "i wish i could zoom" carson: oh i can.. here let me do it" i can't breathe lmao

[@coltonjacobs5383]

You could tell he was embarrassed afterward

[@jacobkonev751]

17:15 Pokimane:"I'll give it a 2/10" Keemstar:"you know what else is a 2/10?"

[@solomonbardalez4285]

Wha?

[@peakbackup7072]

@@solomonbardalez4285 boy you dumb as shit

[@walkingglasses6264]

@@peakbackup7072 Weill I don't get it either so I guess I'm a dumbass too lol

[@dynisty3929]

@@walkingglasses6264 pretty sure keem called poki a 2/10 on Twitter a while back

[@walkingglasses6264]

@@dynisty3929 yo thx for telling me that info i am not that up to date on like internet new and stuff on all the sides, thx

[@mr.zeforume]

His face is oddly much more red in this VOD, were gunna blame the white balance right?? RIGHT CARSON?!???

[@kuzey2513]

Come on man it's just heat

[@yokaiju8909]

@@kuzey2513 yes, he's *in* heat.

[@yokaiju8909]

@@MemesMcDreams yes, that's the joke

[@jtpck]

"how old a- how uh... how- what's your age" - carson 2019 wOw iT DiDnT AgE weLL! LeT mE rEpLY "this didnt age well"

[@Number1LuckiFan]

Carson is a 14 year old

[@enlov3863]

@@Number1LuckiFan Hol up

[@Trisaaru]

Can I have a timestamp?

[@braedensmith3808]

Absolute mad chad

[@Trisaaru]

@MarieTheArtist * Cheers

[@ginglee408]

“Hey do you know fitz” is just when your crush talks about her crush in front of you

[@sakshamchauhan6101]

It has likes the perfect amount of them

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

I love how ted starts doing the cram bit and Carson's like "from the top ted, roll it out" at 14:25

[@mrpancake8888]

8:43 when your crush finally agrees to hanging out with you but the guy your worried about is invited

[@etangbose4755]

Doctor Monty hits on a personal level

[@Nayshad]

Cod is a good game

[@Sara-xb9qx]

I got anxiety from her saying that😂

[@steadygames3660]

Damn man too real

[@gplgs4640]

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it

[@liptonred2440]

Pokimane: *Laughs* Carson: *Heart rate increases*

[@JJ-oe5tm]

I want his heart rate throughout his streams

[@bonkieblues9119]

Bruh so relatable

[@lollol-uz2ps]

666 likes

[@jamesfindlay7871]

Haha, well I was your 1000th and 1 like

[@elenaippolito3949]

Hes so cute trying to flirt w her

[@monkeyhook6856]

Poki: he’s on the bed how cute!! Carson sweating profusely while unsheathing his blade: yeah....adorable

[@Emily-kd2zv]

That sounded very wrong

[@raason4854]

666 likes

[@anonymousidiot1703]

*UNSHEATHING HIS BLADE WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A WATTPAD FANFIC WRITTEN BY A PUBESCENT 14 YEAR OLD GIRL*

[@shofuyu_niceguy1]

Anonymous Idiot IKR LMAOOOO

[@Jodus_MacGotuss]

it took me a while to register what part of the video this was referring to. without context, it sounds really sexually charged lol.

[@GoosiePooMiller]

“Yeah I don’t really like fitz” that ages poorly

[@yeaitsmiguel]

tHaT aGeS pOoRlY stfu

[@kashhenk958]

Oskar Fjørtoft it’s annoying and overused

[@silverdays2909]

Why?

[@themedineer2508]

@@silverdays2909 everything is fine now lol

[@HafidzMurshidie]

@@yeaitsmiguel Overly fanatic Fitz's fan over here..

[@donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666]

Carson sounded like he was nervous a bit in this video.

[@CardiacYew]

a Bit...

[@sweetapplepie8364]

hehehe

[@keonvneon]

Subbed. Please, when you hit a million, just make a five second video saying “trump coin.”

[@cremeschnitte9185]

no wonder when pokimains white knight army is behind every word you say

[@beppo3951]

15:47 he gets progressively more red as he talks

[@exaltation6851]

Yep

[@SepticSafe_]

Yep

[@darthspade]

Yep

[@knobheader]

Yep

[@RusBre2150]

Yep

[@themasterofslime4391]

I've never seen Carson so awkward since his face reveal

[@thedoo4539]

The guys fugly ngl no wonder it took him a while to do a face reveal

[@Samatron-vd4fh]

Stan Lee how fucking dare you

[@molts.597]

@@thedoo4539 you're a fucking dickhead I hope you know that

[@melsoro7311]

@@molts.597 it's true tho

[@krakenwarrior3237]

@@melsoro7311 Is it tho?

[@sapphysparrow1129]

The fine line that this entire video walks between bit and actual awkwardness makes it a million times better

[@myguy3668]

This is the equivalent of a kindergartener bullying his crush

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

Lol It's like that tweet where the girl told her crush to get of the school

[@icytide]

weirdchamp

[@bushthekid3077]

I still bully my crushes at grade 10💀

[@SoldierMan1557]

I used to have a crush on this beautiful girl I've met in high school but I was to scared to go up and say hi to her

[@dingdong8629]

dragonball slayer326 is this an unfinished story? Or just that

[@wolfz8076]

Talking about fitz “ I don’t really like that guy” foreshadowing at its finest

[@felix-_-4556]

Yupp

[@Aahil008]

Yep

[@ahmedhatem4441]

xDDDDD

[@javierruvalcaba3452]

True

[@paulwhite8493]

When?

[@theyluvsamy]

“I love Obama” - Pokimane Jschlatt is fuming

[@Toxic-it5uc]

I’m incredibly homosexual thinking the same

[@BallisticGhast6]

I WANT HER G O N E

[@BigDad21]

I’m incredibly homosexual, but “Carson.... I want her gone. I want pokimane gone.”

[@RescueRapscall2]

Hey guess what I think she just got another boyfriend or something maybe it was someone else but I'm fairly certain it was her Yeah just look up Optimus Pokememe. All her Simpsons left her to die

[@snowy2619]

Rescue RAPscallion ʰᵘʰ

[@TSOPROD.]

28:44 I saw it on Carson's face before he even said it.

[@violet4794]

She doesn’t get a single joke and it’s legendary

[@god4.308]

If she gets fitz's jokes then it's a hit

[@alxxksa]

@@osuplaeyurreallygood ok incel

[@joshdoyle8746]

Owen Spence ok incel

[@iago110]

@@osuplaeyurreallygood ok incel

[@eatmeals2868]

@@osuplaeyurreallygood ok incell

[@CASS1__]

carson's voice just sounds like he's constantly trying to hold himself back from bursting out laughing all the time

[@bravssara]

he is

[@BananaPoodle2]

ym1r he is

[@kachoo1771]

he is

[@zetazakuz1513]

Is he?

[@zetazakuz1513]

*He is*

[@Chan0art]

guys dont tell him fitz and poki had minecraft beds placed next to each other.

[@metaford3746]

He already saw it And the pure anger and sadness just fill his stream even more

[@delete147user]

Carson is fuming

[@lactoseintolerant6458]

*inserts Arthur fist meme*

[@iambread5355]

no wayyyyyyyyy

[@Gabriel329]

15:32 How old are- how umm how- what's your age? -Carson 2019

[@D1NOhunter]

I was looking for this thank you

[@johanjory3825]

Ohuh

[@snowpeagaming9116]

This didn’t age well

[@kroh7742]

Oof

[@hamnnyy]

-Carson 2021

[@nathaneabbott]

Carson’s face the whole video be like: 🔴

[@akbaev]

хахахахахаххахахахаххахах

[@skruxish]

I SAW THIS COMMMENT AND LOOKED AT HIS FUCMING WEB CAM BOX AND LOST IT KSNAKSNDKSK

[@iwa_ro]

Wyd spookwagen

[@theoriginalstarwalker1835]

You should put Tomato Emoji🍅

[@Luna_Films]

This video is just the teacher pairing you up with your crush.

[@nerox8531]

Pokimane likes carson

[@nerox8531]

Ben Dover it was a joke, was it hard to tell?

[@littlestinker06]

Until you murder her two dogs for attention

[@JinxerTT]

@@OFFICIALLYTRIGGERED yikes white knight pokiW fan monkaW

[@bagletime3150]

@@nerox8531 r/whoosh

[@jcg7634]

"I do know fitz" "I don't like that guy"

[@karu6]

bruh

[@skycored]

ß s

[@bennyledyard]

yikes.... in light of what happened i understand this now

[@TheofficialDeannutz]

He truly was ahead of his time

[@skinlord2902]

OTIPAC what happened?

[@nickywicky22222]

i love how pokimane is looking at carson's chickens then it just cuts to him burning then alive

[@tiny__pebble]

I like how Connor and shlatt are both absent in this video but they’re inside jokes and gags are still apparent

[@CatoMinemcrideisepic]

Schlatt*

[@Dover939]

thlatt

[@matmatah7631]

schlort

[@PeeterViljamaa]

Their

[@cinnamons884]

*schlutt

[@hichamelghormli8827]

Lots of people: *simp for poki Carson: “Yo, this house is dogsh*it”

[@aperm510]

true hero

[@gadgetlab7]

@@aperm510 what you average bro, i av 18

[@organicdog5648]

thats my dad. i look up to him

[@dum5247]

He’s an alpha male

[@D35M0ND00]

Lmao

[@custer2977]

this video should be re-titled "carson's face being red for 30 minutes"

[@Jojo_clowning]

Bruh

[@DShKino]

God damn it I miss him, laughed my ass off this video

[@Tonini08]

He’s coming back!

[@madeinmemes7069]

Well I HAVE SOME NEWS ASWELL!!!

[@cotton1204]

Fitz and Pokiman3: *Slightly Flirty* Carson and Pokiman3: *M U R D E R*

[@Johnny-wz6iq]

Honestly enjoyed Carson’s more lmao

[@MrTriple3D]

@@Johnny-wz6iq It's more interesting lol

[@nazeely9588]

@@MrTriple3D nah it was a lil awkward and hard to watch

[@tempusitc]

@@nazeely9588 no u

[@nazeely9588]

@@tempusitc 17

[@matter2605]

vrigin chad gamer interacts with girl for the first time (2019 colorized)

[@casket99s]

lmao what r u doing here

[@matter2605]

@@casket99s ok

[@milo__763]

LyrX ok

[@shadows_star]

Too bad she's pregnant now

[@javierx1210]

virgin and chad dont really go together

[@potatoaccuracy1276]

I love how carson combed his hair for this date.

[@menacingthinker4322]

His hair always looks like shit. Because he's a *🅱🅾🅾ⓂER*

[@reisushi3459]

@@menacingthinker4322 🅱️🅾️🅾️♏️E®

[@Bubbahabba]

LMFAOOO

[@whiteshirt9074]

🅱️🅾️🅾️ΠΠ€®

[@lunaticengineer8408]

Didn't even realised.

[@Joshua-to3ts]

Pokemaine: whats a shlattcoin Jshlatt: i feel like i need to be somewhere but i don't know where

[@strayble]

“do you know fitz?” keep ur head up king ur diamond helmet is falling

[@nocturnis1900]

Strayble this is genuinely good

[@ShaPvP]

@@nocturnis1900 genuinely stolen

[@keke2728]

Strayble that made me happy

[@tortoisethetank6133]

Foreshadowing

[@strayble]

im not sure if this aged well, or poorly

[@CanadianDan854]

I got so much second-hand anxiety watching this.

[@drew.-]

Daniel Sambar *heavy breathing*

[@linkenjoyer]

Fitz' titles: putting my minecraft bed next to Pokimane's... Carson's title: I killed Pokimane's dog in minecraft

[@Bobanar]

Damn I miss Carson

[@SlaydOC]

Me too bud, me too

[@lochi7106]

same

[@humiekitten7818]

"And if you close your eyes Eeeo Eeeeo, does it almost seem like nothing changed at all"

[@WoahNiceCrocs]

he is coming back

[@humiekitten7818]

@@WoahNiceCrocs W H E N

[@cutofflotus0703]

Pokimane: crying Carson face Carson: joe Swanson

[@emir1177]

*Joe*

[@mathiassarmiento2903]

Emir Gül who’s joe?

[@o-os]

@@mathiassarmiento2903 Joe Swanson

[@subpar3462]

^what he said

[@JoeBro915]

Mathias Sarmiento joe mama

[@joel1674]

Fitz: flirts with poki Carson: bullies poki

[@hamchurger4566]

Asserts dominance

[@joel1674]

I pretty sure he lost his chance at a Minecraft relationship

[@TM-qk2yy]

@@joel1674 alpha males have no time for weak things like relationships. Carson showed his strength and poki lost like a sore loser. Now that's epic.

[@N0lta21]

He devolved back to third grade where the only way you could tell a girl you liked them was id you bullied them

[@toasty5970]

@@N0lta21 You say that as if he ever evolved past the third grade in the first place.

[@eHammy1339]

“I wish I could zoom” “I can zoom” *zooms* “Hope that helped you” The true ladies man

[@josephf6790]

zoom

[@Bpotts71]

Zoom

[@jobansand]

Vroom

[@iggy8452]

Broom

[@boobies8658]

coom

[@pirokka9353]

30:08 this is basically how pokimane works...

[@budgethowtocleanyourplasti7546]

Surprisingly way more accurate than I thoughht

[@johnny_the_halfender]

XD

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

simplord (i would say simplady but that sounds weird)

[@AK-ks7np]

LOL

[@baseersultani7658]

Holy fuck

[@TheHawkRules]

She acts so confused in the presence of a true alpha.

[@nick9602]

SirNutcase You definitely donate to pokimane in hopes of getting her attention

[@wakemeupinside83]

SirNutcase the definition of alpha is Carson

[@ricosaddick9740]

@@sirnutcase carson is alpha chad

[@battleship5060]

@@sirnutcase 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@YeahAlright1983]

@@sirnutcase rip

[@corbinblack6341]

"Hey do you know Fitz?" "I do know Fitz!" "We should get him to join!" "mmmidonknowaboutthat" "Why?" *"I don't like that guy"*

[@ammar2140]

timestam?

[@DarkCrusader0555]

RIP Carson

[@Luck-qy9gj]

I love how he was nice and scared then he straight up just starts bullying her

[@renatocalcena793]

The turning point was when she ordered a virgin shroud special as if shroud and virgin would ever be in the same sentence

[@simply8836]

he tipped when she called a zombie "mr"

[@willyum1620]

Incel

[@fviking73]

His true day of reckoning was the 5th of January.

[@frenchtoast1759]

AAAHAHAHAHAHGQGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAGAGAHAGAGAGAGAGAHAGAGHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@johnproulx1355]

Shit.....

[@snugish]

You ain’t wrong lol

[@quarksmh]

That hurts

[@papajohn5279]

stop. putting. drama. here. i. just. want. to. binge. carson. in. silence.

[@CoMP1BL]

“Is your face on your body?” “It usually is”

[@notafascist3171]

Lmao

[@cringeflamingos1723]

I just got you exactly 1 thousand likes on a comment

[@hazclub1]

@@cringeflamingos1723 _not anymore_

[@Peaceful_Gojira]

@@cringeflamingos1723 I helped for the 2k...not the actual 2k tho

[@nateburkart8947]

His face is so red. This is more than just a video for him.

[@GeeMannn]

Lmfao true true

[@porkbellycutlets427]

This is a sensual experience for him

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

Isnt he always like that tho?

[@tygmogames]

@@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi why do you like sucking the fun out of things

[@ThaShasta]

this is the first time carson has ever talked to a girl

[@Dragz101]

“We should invite fitz to join us” *intense sweating*

[@chrishca438]

Time stamp?

[@joshd029]

8:43

[@kingdaddy6168]

F

[@VincentVBR]

Whats the backstory with fitz and carson jw

[@ta0ji]

What happened ;o

[@benmoxon7796]

I am genuinely surprised at how good the dynamic between these two is.

[@distortion3451]

Fitz is the hot jock whi fricks everybody while carson is that one kid thats like *Do YOu WAnnA pLay WIth mY ToY cARs

[@reformchild2417]

Fitz is more the type of kid that someone how pass grade even when he wasn’t for literally 9 months and still is the top student by cheating

[@mcrumble1]

Are you the person on discord that was gonna make a game IAm zizo

[@anthonyevangelisti9296]

690th like

[@braydenwebb4282]

I think you got it mixed up

[@vitamin9165]

he's sharing his passion

[@markrisproductions2376]

I love how Carson starts acting out of awkwardness and anxiousness by killing all the animals Pokimane loves and Ted is just there as his wingman like, dude what are you doing, stop, you're ruining your chance

[@iamnooneiamnoone3591]

Let’s face it, it was dead in the water from the get go. It’s like they take turns acting like a slow person and their carer.

[@memeus3850]

Isn't pokimaine dating myth? Correct me of there's any spelling errors

[@alext.5755]

Chonk I don’t know who pokimane is dating, but it’s definitely not myth, that stuff happened like over a year ago

[@Korow-]

u really think pokimane has a chance to date the godly beeing we name Carson ?

[@memeus3850]

@@Korow- so fucking true

[@loganr9052]

"hey do you know fitz? we should get him to join us!" "I dont know about that, i dont like that guy"

[@jmo_real]

Stole my joke before I made it

[@trxshy8048]

😐

[@tylerm1439]

I commented this and then and realized you commented it too but i'm too lazy to delete my comment. Sorry, credit goes to you I guess.

[@Chipsnrips]

aged like the finest wine

[@yessir7315]

Wait can you help time stamp the vid where he said tht. I can't find it. Been trying to find it for 5 mins. Gave up.. someone hep Nvm.. Found it.. 8:43

[@réfléchis2minutes]

8:43 This aged like fine wine 🍷

[@cogahan]

That's an interesting comparison. I always use plastic

[@yyyyy-ic7lo]

Carson’s red face is nearly as funny as the commentary

[@0subscriberswithnovideosch774]

the blush is real

[@krimson8317]

Carson: "WHY DOES POKIMANE PLAY WITH FITZ MORE THAN ME??????" Also Carson: Kills her repeatedly, burns her chickens and kills her dog

[@abigailh2595]

He does it cause he’s nervous around the first female he’s ever talked to

[@antonduemofo8769]

He wanna show he don't care and That he aint got No crush on poki But he want the minecraft pussy so bad

[@stevenmartinos2064]

Fortnite Battle Bus burns his own chickens

[@There_is_a_duck_in_my_home]

Wow I didn’t know Carson wore makeup, his cheeks were red throughout the whole video...

[@Luke-kl6he]

Blushing?

[@taylajeffers633]

Idk Idk r/wooshhh

[@idkidk7087]

Idk Idk you have my name! That belongs to me!

[@novavirus7497]

carson has full control of his body and is willing to do anything for the bit

[@scrumblebump9613]

@@idkidk7087 That name doesnt belong to you only. Its just a coincidence.

[@mystiifiedwavesbruhmoment1611]

Carsons maniacal laughter at 29:25 is getting to me 😂

[@bagelmaster2498]

Everyone’s making fun of how awkward Carson is but I mean this chad is playing Minecraft with pokimane

[@Owbe1]

Bagel Master all these 12 year olds are mad

[@zexsin2117]

@@Owbe1 he is the 12 yr old

[@HolyPetRel]

@@zexsin2117 ok 12 year old

[@zexsin2117]

@@HolyPetRel Haha you little fuck you

[@sebastiandaoust7836]

Zex Sin Hoesmad

[@antonduemofo8769]

Carson looked like a smiling strawberry the whole stream

[@1degabyte238]

VERY berry cram

[@god4.308]

He's shy Nice 69 likes

[@antonduemofo8769]

@@god4.308 He's shy asf ahahha

[@antonduemofo8769]

@@1degabyte238 fkn cram

[@bor3dandsadn3ss30]

He was so red

[@abramo7700]

Pokiemane: "As you can see, he's really a player!" Carson: "I'm not saving you."

[@lollol-uz2ps]

Carson sure took one for the team, didn't he?

[@queueuof]

Pokimane: “i look fresh as hell” Carson: *looks at pokimane* *CAVE 19 PLAYS*

[@purpa.]

Poki: Do you know fitz? Carson: Yeah, i don’t like that guy. *laughs* oh no.

[@selensleftearflap6808]

It aged like milk

[@selensleftearflap6808]

It aged like milk

[@noahfencebut]

It aged like milk

[@-pupper-]

It aged like milk

[@drymeatstick2167]

FFs

[@artmiseducation]

This was Carson’s first female interaction ever

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

You do know hes had another girl in the server before right?

[@cody.l]

You do know it's a joke right?

[@kayleestevens4819]

what about sara 🥺🥺🥺

[@6TheDa6rkOne6]

@@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi r/wooosh

[@gibustheinfamous]

Don't forget about Toxxic guys...or is she Sara?

[@Charlie-d4b7v]

Fitz in a video with Pokimane: acts normal, is calm Carson in a video with Pokimane: ( *sweating intensely* ) UMM UHHH SO YEAH THIS IS SHROUD UHH

[@wakemeupinside83]

cns1874 she’s scary man

[@Ctab-fp9nt]

“He’s gonna talk like really loudly and in bold” -Carson

[@chrisvolpe5812]

“It’s called fortune” Poki: “foreskin?” I can’t be the only one who heard that

[@teamcdeath]

i thought she said forzen or however you spell his name, hes a streamer

[@yhoundz]

I thought she said 4chan

[@luke1118]

I heard 4chan

[@gun2424]

I heard it at first

[@gun2424]

yHoundz she did say 4chan

[@RealKirb]

The funniest part is when the $100 donation came in the description read “End it’s suffering”

[@CosmicFearUkulele]

MrCreeper266 He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

[@AriJWeiss]

“How old are... how... uh ummm... how?... what’s your age?” Speech: 100 Edit: holy shit this aged poorly

[@ncrtrooper3841]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...

[@Artlas1]

[CHARISMA 11]

[@AshKFW]

Reply

[@xendrip917]

Yikes...

[@productionbyt]

this didnt age well.....

[@danramos6192]

"Hey do you know Fitz?" "Yeah I know Fitz" "He should join us!" "Nah I dont really like that guy. *laughs*"

[@bigev6724]

bruh when she said “why can’t i kill anything you care about”, you should’ve told her that suicide is not a joke

[@EinManU]

That wouldve been hella smooth tbh

[@rdsz813]

Mate you got a stack of likes

[@esme2897]

that's smoother than a baby's ass

[@funniman587]

ElRatonPoeta sssshh he just knows

[@esme2897]

@@funniman587 did you just assume my gender? 👹👹 LMAOO

[@acidicbkdk]

poki: this isn’t a date, right? carson: *awkward chuckle* no....

[@totallypranked7904]

When you realize the shroud virgin special was Carson

[@vampirescridoodilodo8040]

Oh damnnnnn

[@Vortex-279]

26:34 when he actually kills the dog