Apparently since this video was released, the devs of Earth Attack started to actually update their game and it got more positive reviews. Guess Mark alone has the power to save an entire game company.
@babaskarma19813 жыл бұрын
its gonna become a great game trust me
@fizzinsoda3 жыл бұрын
it's just a single guy who does it for fun, it cost 100 dollars (USD) to put a game on steam, so he prob just having fun with it and using pleasure money he saves lol, but it is funny
@pineappleparty16243 жыл бұрын
This builds my confidence as a hobby game developer lol.
@jes3d2 жыл бұрын
l
@ObscuriaDragunAed2 жыл бұрын
I've been noticing that a lot recently with indie dev teams. It's like they're remembering "Oh yeah, AAA games suck and we can capitalize on that."
@nostalgiagaming5603 жыл бұрын
What Mark said he was after: A Random Game What he was really after: Worst game on Steam part 4
@i.e.benediktazurnieden64753 жыл бұрын
Wait there's 3 parts?
@kindereye86833 жыл бұрын
Always has been.
@ernestobingayen79993 жыл бұрын
@@i.e.benediktazurnieden6475 which is a masterpiece of their own
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
Lol -1 reviews
@somerandomguy47603 жыл бұрын
Sanction stfu you don't talk to chica that way!
@dhruvarshidas793 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm saying terrible things Amy." Amy: "Keep it up!"
His descent into madness while playing the puzzle game was way too funny
@ymustitho6343 Жыл бұрын
I literally burst out in mad laughter the steam page came up non-stop to the rage quit 😂😂😂
@ymustitho6343 Жыл бұрын
Oh boy and the sped up time lapse was such a mood
@abnormalexperience87673 жыл бұрын
as someone who has played those picture puzzles since i was a kid, seeing mark get *so close* to solving it and then going right back to what he had before and doing the same thing over and over and over... was *PAIN*
@suspiciouscommenter52403 жыл бұрын
*EYES*
@adamkrause78803 жыл бұрын
I was sitting there like “NO GO BACK NoOoOo”
@Tiggodog3 жыл бұрын
I COULD NOT AGREE MORE
@megasauruss3 жыл бұрын
I wonder why he struggles with them so much? Even as a child I was an ace at these.
@Chocorade3 жыл бұрын
SAME! I used to have lots of these puzzles back when I was a kid so I laughed a lot at Mark's pain lol
@JSLing-vv5go3 жыл бұрын
Randomness is really fun. I would love if Mark did a "3 Random Games" series. You'd get a lot of trash, but when that gem pops up, it'll be like, "Whooooa!"
@deshawnclark2983 жыл бұрын
That's what Dashie does lmao
@bipbipletucha3 жыл бұрын
I support this
@DenDi8233 жыл бұрын
@@deshawnclark298 A lot of smaller KZbinrs do it too, notably Kubz Scouts
@AlexHunter25253 жыл бұрын
This is a fantastic idea
@casseroleee3 жыл бұрын
Good idea!
@NikushimiZERO3 жыл бұрын
"I'm on a bad roll." "Keep it up." It's good to see a supportive relationship.
@aazhie3 жыл бұрын
She's a great human being XD
@cava7283 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@DaniAzakura3 жыл бұрын
This made me smile so hard x)
@stratecal7963 жыл бұрын
Look at the edge on you lad, so on edge that you’re falling.
@bomes20843 жыл бұрын
guys which profile of the women above me should i click
@allyimperial19443 жыл бұрын
Mark: a very distinguished, intelligent grown man also Mark: gets his ass handed to by a 3x3 puzzle for 4-5 minutes
@lilliepoetz62333 жыл бұрын
I translated the seconds to minutes it took him 8 minutes lmaoooo
@Kolroling3 жыл бұрын
Ao oni
@tohothewriter80023 жыл бұрын
300 seconds is 5 minutes. Learn to count to 60 more than once... maybe?
@lilliepoetz62333 жыл бұрын
@@tohothewriter8002 bro he showed that he finished it at 489
@lavikmee3 жыл бұрын
@@tohothewriter8002 it took him 490s dude, which is 8.16mins .... how embarrassing for you...
@Gabbie.xoxoxo3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I don’t like making choices” A Heist with Markiplier, Don’t Open the Door, and A Date With Markiplier: “It’s true”
@MiningOrik3 жыл бұрын
And the warfstache automated interview
@payton_bagel83173 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I always wondered why he asked _us_ to decide everything.
@Kitty-fs4zm3 жыл бұрын
what was dont open the door?
@payton_bagel83173 жыл бұрын
@@Kitty-fs4zm Just look it up on Mark’s channel. It was another choose-your-own-adventure. It isn’t much tbh, but you should still check it out
@altsc3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He makes us make them
@user-n99903 жыл бұрын
Earth Attack having the forced ending of a flood of unavoidable missiles and having the guts to charge $10 for the whole experience might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
@user-n99903 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Withers that almost makes it even better
@capitancuba89623 жыл бұрын
Thay have a "Thanks Markiplier sale and update" going on
@yaboishawn57183 жыл бұрын
@@capitancuba8962 fr? 😂😂
@fangtastic20333 жыл бұрын
@@yaboishawn5718 yep its like $2
@darkphoenixgaming82533 жыл бұрын
lol yea
@j.s.22813 жыл бұрын
The immediate death after he gets into character talking about his family being in danger is the best thing in my life in this moment.
@bsavenko53933 жыл бұрын
Imagine not getting one single player to play your game for years and then all the sudden one day you see markiplier playing your game and advertising it on his KZbin for millions of people to see
@nicholosmarshall18913 жыл бұрын
W
@hardrubbernips_3 жыл бұрын
Copied comment
@bsavenko53933 жыл бұрын
@@hardrubbernips_ bro what I didn’t copy anybody’s comment
@hardrubbernips_3 жыл бұрын
@@bsavenko5393 right
@christianguest633 жыл бұрын
@@hardrubbernips_ honestly it's such a basic comment I think multiple people would think to say this on their own not that copying gives or takes away any invisible internet points.
@fluidstatic55643 жыл бұрын
"I'm on a bad roll" "Keep it up" Amy is a priceless treasure
@PetalBugABoop3 жыл бұрын
I think he lived up to that pretty well this time.
@nostalgiagaming5603 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User Ah, the bots have come at last. Edit: LMAO it's a troll account. It has one unlisted video, and the channel description is: I hate self promoters. GG my man.
@rat.47833 жыл бұрын
@@jwg2665 that's fucked up. these bots need to GO
@lurecy973 жыл бұрын
@@jwg2665 putting this for reactions I see
@Milfzwelcome3 жыл бұрын
Amy is amazing literally I love her 💀💀
@Caru53 жыл бұрын
Watching mark rage at a simplistic puzzle game that was designed for “relaxation” and “calming the mind” is the definition of entertainment
@TheGary1082 жыл бұрын
*Getting over it Flashbacks Ensues*
@syafanurulafifah19742 жыл бұрын
I mean, im suck at this game too so i understand mark's struggle like ... "AGGHH its suppose to be there not there" and then i rip my hairs off from my scalp 🤣
@katwilliams29502 жыл бұрын
@@TheGary108 I thought about getting over it when he mentioned falling of the mountain....the rage he had playing that game....I worried about his blood pressure 😅
@stare45392 жыл бұрын
Lool
@DarkRubberDucky Жыл бұрын
Mark: went to school to be an engineer Also Mark: cannot solve a 3x3 sliding puzzle
@michaelmanning79542 ай бұрын
Im a math major, and I also suffer the dreaded 3x3 slider puzzle. I was so happy to see that he suffers with them, too. God I hate those puzzles so damn much
@degzeeboi3 жыл бұрын
*Imagine making a game that dosent get any reviews or plays and the first person to play it is one of the most famous youtubers*
@olleh21623 жыл бұрын
lmao
@spaceinvadersaw3 жыл бұрын
@The Lonely Proto Jack who? 😂
@fatassthebig3 жыл бұрын
@@spaceinvadersaw Jack İngof the famous youtuber
@noobelix3 жыл бұрын
@The Lonely Proto jackspecticede
@OKobern3 жыл бұрын
@@spaceinvadersaw Jack ßėptïçeyè
@amberc36743 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine having zero reviews then randomly your very first one is Markiplier himself
@darky53352 жыл бұрын
ascend
@Funni-Archive2 жыл бұрын
ascend
@kalynmarcus63072 жыл бұрын
ascend
@emmc59222 жыл бұрын
ascend
@girl52222 жыл бұрын
ascend
@ScreamScreened3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've laughed as hard as I did when Mark started Sophisticated Puzzle, in a long time. Holy hell.
@LittleShayman3 жыл бұрын
Same! Idk why but it was hilarious
@brieparker72813 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂😂
@andreymashunin8453 жыл бұрын
...and he did promised he would NEVER EVER play rage games...
@Scoldy_3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't sure what to expect seeing this comment before the video, but when I reached that part I absolutely lost it
@ScreamScreened3 жыл бұрын
@@Scoldy_ It can't be explained, it must be witnessed haha
@emenalus2 жыл бұрын
I find it so wholesome that after playing these games, both of them have seen some purchases and general support by the community. It's really noble for a big KZbinr like Mark to drop the standard of playing a popular game and letting some of the smallest companies / developers get a chance :)
@MyraMier3 жыл бұрын
"Relaxing puzzle game" ... for everyone but Mark.
@jevil50353 жыл бұрын
Yes
@KuroRyuShiro3 жыл бұрын
No, I hate those puzzles too
@doctorsno9063 жыл бұрын
@@KuroRyuShiro Same here
@savagemac66973 жыл бұрын
That shit has me rolling 🤣😆😂.
@tunkiyo3 жыл бұрын
And me I hate those too
@Yusukegirl3 жыл бұрын
Mark making that sophisticated review for Earth Attack makes me want him to play a typing game just to see if he is a typing genius.
@yeetalita3 жыл бұрын
he struggled back in the "welcome to the game" series bc he kept goofing the typing hacks lol
@alessm22063 жыл бұрын
Nitrotype anyone?
@bird_with_knives3 жыл бұрын
Would be cool to see that with NovelAI
@diandiful58723 жыл бұрын
Petition for Mark to start a new series called “3 Random Games”
@Lottabaggage3 жыл бұрын
Sign me up!
@lennytheeagle3 жыл бұрын
Captain sauce moment
@mavendeo3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@yourboyjoshshorts1863 жыл бұрын
Sign me up as well
@closerdiamond60273 жыл бұрын
Like 8 bitryan?
@agenttwinkie22343 жыл бұрын
As a dweeb who loves those little puzzle things, every time you had it lined up where you literally had to click twice and it would go together , I wanted to die.
@inaneinacheve Жыл бұрын
Is it that easy ? I'm like Mark on this, it's hard !
@phillphunny3 жыл бұрын
someone has already put over 5 hours into Earth Attack and frankly that is hauntingly beautiful dedication to the bit
@woahimgamer67193 жыл бұрын
I can stop whenever i want i swear
@oobalayboobalay4233 жыл бұрын
lmao someone has 8.5 hours now
@mrsimson38863 жыл бұрын
I agree
@wasabi93853 жыл бұрын
if it was a more stupid game than I am bread, it would move the bar of stupidity a bit more. But it's not, it's the same category where if I played it, I'd say: Wt* am I doing with my life ?!
@quinlar08073 жыл бұрын
Mark should keep playing random games that website selects for him. This whole episode is gold.
@XxDiPpInDoTsXx3 жыл бұрын
Seconded
@ULouOW3 жыл бұрын
thirded
@RafaelCastroOficial3 жыл бұрын
I agree with that
@fishboyFishyFins3 жыл бұрын
Fifthed
@rygyd3 жыл бұрын
Sixthed
@titanborn82873 жыл бұрын
I love that there is now more reviews... Mark single handedly has woken up this developer from their deep dark slumber and gave them a reason to smile! :)
@judestarbabypup3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think that was the whole point of this video.
@graciek26853 жыл бұрын
The game wasn’t great and looking at their other games, you can see they’re probably just a cash grab company. 10 bucks for garbage?
@jaythememester20023 жыл бұрын
@@graciek2685 atleast, they aren't 70 dollars.
@lynnalucifera93872 жыл бұрын
12:18 Uh, was that the game’s music, or was it edited in? Because the game promised relaxation and that music sounds like you’re being chased by a villain on an endless staircase in a 1920’s silent film
@GloryofGore6665 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@michaelmoyson16023 жыл бұрын
They updated earth attack! Thanks to Markiplier for being the first person to ever try the game out and provide some feedback! We are working on updates that will include boss battles, more events, and an improved gameplay loop thanks to his suggestions in his video titled "I Let a Sketchy Website Pick a Random Steam Game for Me to Play" so check that out if you're interested to laugh at our mistakes! Hopefully, we can improve Earth Attack to be worthy of his glorious positive review!!
@HellBent_2 жыл бұрын
@ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ Last time I checked you don't battle depression with a longsword Edit: Though after some thought I'd definitely be less depressed if I had a longsword lmao, that'd be sweet
@yagamil462 жыл бұрын
@ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ I had a LARP long sword i think larp is the right word. Either it was latex silicone or rubber can't remember. But, iirc, it was based on one of the long swords from Lord of the Rings, I gave it to my friend for Christmas. Kinda regret it, but, he enjoyed it more then me lol
@brokenordinance2 жыл бұрын
The fuck happened in this comment section?
@gibbybtw2802 жыл бұрын
@@brokenordinance ikr
@TheSilentHeel Жыл бұрын
@@brokenordinance Lmao wondering the same thing
@auroragenim75533 жыл бұрын
The fact that "Earth Attack"'s creator put Mark's "review" under his Steam description and is hosting a "Thank you Markiplier" sale for 80% is AMAZING.
@maartenn22173 жыл бұрын
No, it's an attempt to squeeze as much money out of this abomination as possible
@nikkiofthevalley3 жыл бұрын
@@maartenn2217 ah yes, another example of the Internet turning something nice into something bad....
@theaprilsonlyfool3 жыл бұрын
@@maartenn2217 you're fun at parties huh
@nikkiofthevalley3 жыл бұрын
@@maartenn2217If that's true, I'll agree with you, can you give evidence?
@maartenn22173 жыл бұрын
@@nikkiofthevalley Just look at all the terrible games they sell for $10.
@Firestarlovr3 жыл бұрын
“Also my parents divorced when I was a kid so that was hard I guess” I was CRYING 😂😂
@libitina95193 жыл бұрын
so was he when his parents divorced
@graveantelol3 жыл бұрын
@@libitina9519 Jesus christ dude
@lexison75273 жыл бұрын
@@libitina9519 oh flip
@0_sunnyxroblox_0473 жыл бұрын
Oop- that actually happened
@libitina95193 жыл бұрын
@@graveantelol i did not expect my comment to get attention
@jlt9600043 жыл бұрын
“My parents divorced when I was a kid that was pretty hard too I guess” When a puzzle breaks a man 😂
@Plasmicballs3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato
@AloneTraveler4443 жыл бұрын
In spanish puzzles are called "rompecabezas" being translated as "head breakers" so, quite accurate name if I say so myself
@azaankhan54953 жыл бұрын
shit gets personal too quickly
@TsunTzu3 жыл бұрын
Just laughter slowly transitioning into sobbing.
@cyelle18143 жыл бұрын
I'm just thinking about how much useless "Markiplier rambling" footage Lixian has to go through, and he still manages to turn that footage into something super entertaining with his talent as an editor. Props to him!
@TheReelGame3 жыл бұрын
Lixian is amazing. 2 other editors worked on this video as well though
@iamthesnakeufearme89653 жыл бұрын
I know right. Poor guy 😂
@Quinton_jazzz3 жыл бұрын
And Amy has to hear it first hand 😂😂👏
@giftedfox47483 жыл бұрын
@@Quinton_jazzz Amy is hiding in a corner holding a dart gun just in case Mark breaks the door to attack her with his rambling. Oh you thought old men rambling was the worst you could hear? Mark is on a whole new level has his years of recording himself talk to the walls he has gain more power than anyone in the world could possible gain. This is why he is an SCP and the only way to keep him calm is for people to watch his videos.
@CoreyHart133 жыл бұрын
I'd kill myself. He has to be the most annoying KZbinr I've ever come across. It's like a 13yr old found a blank cheque and forced himself on the world. In his defense he's making bank, so being annoying is prob worth it for him lol, I couldn't imagine editing this shit.
@mr.pigstashe9883 жыл бұрын
Mark: I'm on a bad roll Amy: Keep it up! A true power couple
@Pip84483 жыл бұрын
lol
@mariahbridgeman95422 жыл бұрын
I love when Mark gets mad he just slowly falls out of frame
@caterpillardiary3 жыл бұрын
Every week is like a geoguesser game to figure out where in the world is Markilplier based off his background
@artisticvix3n3 жыл бұрын
He's said in a vid that He's in Texas shooting for heist 2
@SemperFine3 жыл бұрын
this video was recorded on august 8th.
@venephobia49823 жыл бұрын
He’s in hos laundry room I believe
@venephobia49823 жыл бұрын
His*
@coreywest93053 жыл бұрын
@@artisticvix3n my state. Noice
@GameOnAileen3 жыл бұрын
As someone who's really good at those sliding picture games, seeing Mark recognize how close he was, yet not knowing how to get there, was the funniest stuff I've laughed at in a long time.
@Raych6663 жыл бұрын
Okay, so I need to know, is there some kind of algorithm? I have the same issue as Mark, it's so frustrating 😑 😫 😅
@wanka82033 жыл бұрын
Good for yee
@c.nightwriter17163 жыл бұрын
I hate slide puzzles and even if I'm one off, I'll probably screw up and be there for another 10 minutes, so I feel Mark's pain 😂
@king2010232 жыл бұрын
I know I was crying the whole time 😂😂😂
@justaperson46562 жыл бұрын
Right? I'm autistic, so I struggle with spacial awareness and stuff like that, but I used to play these out of spite as a kid, and recognising where he is in solving it was something else
@kylieghokeefe30563 жыл бұрын
Might I add.. the aggression of that sneeze during the Sophisticated Puzzles was absolutely amazing.
@breadgod35243 жыл бұрын
And nesesary to complete the puzzle
@nagisatsukimiya19993 жыл бұрын
Add the risk of not completing the puzzle in time by sacrificing the player's dog. Therefore...
@christystewart6357 Жыл бұрын
I love that he's gonna leave a review.❤ This is why we all live mark lol
@isabellawhalley94063 жыл бұрын
His last review was funny enough when all you could hear was mark’s keyboard, but the second he started typing “Also my parents got divorced” I CRIED laughing edit: (timestamp) 15:04
@CATOHUNTER0073 жыл бұрын
What time?
@okayzvezda3 жыл бұрын
@@CATOHUNTER007 15:16
@tiny-angry-chicken3 жыл бұрын
Same-
@t.o.h.b85013 жыл бұрын
Why tf are there so many bots
@kierstenleyhew18703 жыл бұрын
Me too lmafo the slience really did it for me
@OnyxKingYT3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: Let's let a random wheel decided what game I should play. *Markiplier's about to make some regretful choices*
@TheJinx643 жыл бұрын
Machimist moment
@TheJinx643 жыл бұрын
@HyperFragon 25 wtf
@O_XEO3 жыл бұрын
@@TheJinx64 do you mean masochist
@KQJ_Diya0073 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@MDG-mykys3 жыл бұрын
Ok, but where's the hentai?
@hezbollah9443 жыл бұрын
We have finally arrived at mark playing in what looks like his laundry room
@mrnohax54363 жыл бұрын
why here tho??? WHY THE LAUNDRY
@ChibiCase3 жыл бұрын
I literally searched Google to see if I missed something lol I was like is this your garage Mark?!?
@everythingfanatic3 жыл бұрын
He's filming something in Texas, he mentioned it in one of his power washing videos
@melonymutou3 жыл бұрын
What-- you HEATHEN. That is LAUNDROFFICE! It's one of his most HOLY RECORDING PLACES! EVERYONE LOVES Laundroffice!!!! It's been the best recording studio he's had in YEARS! It's almost as if he's ALWAYS recorded there!!!!!
@bldbnqut3 жыл бұрын
@@melonymutou You never know!!! Perhaps he's been recording there for his ENTIRE gaming career!!! Could those have just been greenscreens?!?! What if there's a secret in laundroffice that Mark doesnt want us to find, and now his defenses are down?!?
@maskedkara8019 Жыл бұрын
Mark's hatred of slide puzzles is a big mood. They are the bane of my god dang existence!
@romasissues3 жыл бұрын
"I don't like making choices" People who watched a heist with markiplier: we know.
@DankoHidalgo3 жыл бұрын
"definetly"
@3173_Delta3 жыл бұрын
That's the reason the viewer is the one making the choices in it
@Paul206613 жыл бұрын
XD
@gabethebomiscool13813 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User also on your other channel it’s literally just illusions
@MomosMong3 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User guys this comment is a trap ignore it
@styxjunkii3 жыл бұрын
"I'm trying to get in character here" *Instantly dies*
@volterknight3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, seems pretty accurate
@nathanteller94523 жыл бұрын
Me: _starts watching first Markiplier video in months_ Mark: So our fathers' ballsacks...
@zenthiat22923 жыл бұрын
Welcome back xD
@nathanteller94523 жыл бұрын
@@zenthiat2292 Thanks lol, I really missed this
@FROST_HUGGER3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... about the ballsacks...
@QueenKristoff3 жыл бұрын
SAME lol Missed his ole random humor
@leximoll1623 жыл бұрын
Same tbh
@OfficialNextGenPC Жыл бұрын
I just about keeled over when he started playing the picture puzzle. I just kept laughing progressively harder as he got closer to completing it. When he started writing the review, I lost my mind. I had to keep myself together just to read the damn thing, and as I did it made the laughter worse. A++ content right here!!!
@ObscuriaDragunAed3 жыл бұрын
*"Who am I to make an actual decision and think that I'm better than my own Dad's balls?"* ~ Markiplier August, 2021
@RealGameCraft1012 жыл бұрын
lovely XD
@googleyoflolz99302 жыл бұрын
What the fuck
@randomsts1762 жыл бұрын
August when?
@dedicatedtomars9426 Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna put that on my grave
@cacaandweewhiz Жыл бұрын
1:24
@yutyranny3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Doesn't remember the name of one of Lixians games* "BLAST ASS" Lixian: *Suprised that one word is correct* Edit: How did this get over 1k likes? :O
If anyone was wondering why I said what the fuck it’s because someone said “I can’t wait for markiplers dog to die” So I said “what the fuck”
@AusTkiller3 жыл бұрын
Mark - “I’m going to play an random game!” Also Mark - “I don’t want to play injustice”
@INOSUKE12383 жыл бұрын
Hah thats meeee
@johnnyspeedboat66563 жыл бұрын
I mean, he not wrong though...
@DangerkittyC3 жыл бұрын
I've owned injustice 2 for over a year or two now and haven't played it more than once
@catvanbrian94703 жыл бұрын
How about the game where the character from the ‘sketchy website’ is from
@Leegendari3 жыл бұрын
Bro the reason he said that is because it wasn't random
@pam83242 жыл бұрын
3:15 he sounds like Roxy from security breach when she was crying 💀
@zoeythepanda720021 күн бұрын
Fr
@daincarver37753 жыл бұрын
i think a 3 random games every once in a while just like 3 scary games would be pretty fun! haha.
@MaggiePeters2883 жыл бұрын
very true!
@digidelight3 жыл бұрын
This
@gimubatulo3 жыл бұрын
*Yes.*
@JaysEpitome2 жыл бұрын
Three random games is already made by 8 bit Ryan. You should check him out
@ethanbakerthealienking2 жыл бұрын
@@JaysEpitome and Jay from The Kubzscouts, but he does "Free Random Games"
@aemj9277.3 жыл бұрын
The guy who made Earth Attack is probably amazed that someone actually spent 10 dollars on it lmao
@PoorMonkeys3 жыл бұрын
I guess all these fans will start buying the game just to check out how shitty is it... And the more we buy the more shitty game they made
@jwg26653 жыл бұрын
JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lordook54133 жыл бұрын
Best part of the game is that the background isn't just scrolling image but have some depth to it.
@imnothighipromise15633 жыл бұрын
@@jwg2665 so like do you somehow think this is funny or...?
@abdelillahbentabet55573 жыл бұрын
@@imnothighipromise1563 stop FUCKING replyng to the trolls dammit
@robinaraven39433 жыл бұрын
Mark talking about falling down a cliff and how he wants to live his life that way…. Getting Over It totally wrecked this man.
@AshernCaelia3 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say he... never got over it.
@deshawnpannell39073 жыл бұрын
@@AshernCaelia YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
@louise-wj9wr2 жыл бұрын
11:50 so funny i am dying help me
@merthiusslitz47673 жыл бұрын
Miracle of Life - Markiplier : " We were all born from a Sack of random" - That will be my answer when a random kid, will ask me how are children are born/made. Bless you God for this.
@jwg26653 жыл бұрын
MARKIPLIER'S NIECE FLEW OUT OF THE CAR AND DIED LMFAOO 🤣🤣🤣
@spacesheep_3 жыл бұрын
don't feed the troll
@jkterjters3 жыл бұрын
I mean TECHNICALLY it’s not that different… you know… s SACK… of random… you know…
@MorphineZ03 жыл бұрын
r/technicallythetruth (Btw I'm not trying to mock the comment, it's just... technically the truth)
@Gxylord3 жыл бұрын
@@spacesheep_ yep! make sure to report and move on
@sneegsnag3 жыл бұрын
This video belongs in a museum
@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx38693 жыл бұрын
So do you
@solartaire3 жыл бұрын
oh shit it's motherfuckin sneegsnag!!!!
@cross83953 жыл бұрын
Hello sneegsnag
@aloesilk1423 жыл бұрын
yes it does
@reivioli26043 жыл бұрын
so true Big man Sneeg
@X-SPONGED3 жыл бұрын
Mark : "Random chance is a great equalizer" Harvey Dent : "I see you're a man of culture aswell"
@dustinthewind3423 жыл бұрын
Thanos: "It's perfectly balanced you might say..."
@beyney47273 жыл бұрын
Nice Profile Pic 😯
@1nfinit33 жыл бұрын
I've been summoned...
@joshuamason12213 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this is the creator is probably some random person who just put their games up not really expecting anyone to play them and then Mark played it and I bet since the video has released there's been hundereds of people just suddenly start flooding in just out of the blue like an entire year after it was made 😂
@snappymango3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I’m gonna need a Let’s Play of “Angry Rock”.
@charliescanvas13343 жыл бұрын
Heavily agree
@ambersomething16933 жыл бұрын
And flappy bee
@6MikeJones93 жыл бұрын
While the titles do sounds like they would make for funny content, the state and lack of quality of earth attack makes me think they will also be garbage games not worth the price tag.
@corellioncrusaderproductio46793 жыл бұрын
Imagine throwing together a game like "Earth Attack", getting no reviews, and years later getting an e-mail that Markiplier bought it.
@inactive23323 жыл бұрын
That would've been an fascinating and rare event to happen in this guy's history.
@shairmaneubaos3 жыл бұрын
If that was me I would be screaming
@RaeLaBii3 жыл бұрын
I would immediately panic
@kylesinkovich83323 жыл бұрын
Hate to ruin this comment but his name on Steam Isn't Markiplier so you might not even know
@corellioncrusaderproductio46793 жыл бұрын
@@kylesinkovich8332 Yeahh, but now that Mark has played it, it's going to get more attention. people could have sent the developer messages through their email, or left comments on the steam post. It doesn't necessarily mean that they would have found out through the steam post.
@zombotany34433 жыл бұрын
I like how the random steam game button was literally just taking him to steams curated advertised games. I know he says it, but it's still funny.
@nyahnyahson5233 жыл бұрын
Theyr probably do it by user reviews but there's a bunch of terrible games with "100%"
@littlebitsalterego5811 Жыл бұрын
This is the hardest ive laughed at a markiplier video. how have i gone a year without seeing this masterpiece? lixian’s editing is top tier.
@Neya4163 жыл бұрын
“We were born from a sack of random” -Mark Edward Fishbach 2021
@nepesaurio3 жыл бұрын
a ballsack too
@tylerepperson42233 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan is there a reason why you have to say that on several different videos
@abandonedlmao94333 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User Yea sure buddy yea...
@jwg26653 жыл бұрын
JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@roseabee75033 жыл бұрын
@@jwg2665Not as much as your mom is.
@SpagettiSpeltWrong3 жыл бұрын
The editing had been matching Marks complete insanity lately.
@namechanger38893 жыл бұрын
Really? Personally, I just don't like some of the editing that's been done
@randomgirl13_8553 жыл бұрын
Wow, im not even happy about this. The editing has been great the people who say they don't like it can just shut up. Also the disrespect Jack is getting here to can also go away because he doesn't deserve it. Yall stop attacking Mark about the attention he gets for his videos he worked hard to get here and for you to say you get more than him is so dumb. Mark and Jacks communities are great and many people are supportive of them and eachother this just sucks. I didn't write this comment to give these "certain" people attention im just calling them out. I hope people see this and understand what im saying. Have good day/night 🥰👋
@starlight_studios_art3 жыл бұрын
I think they meant that the editors have been purposfully making the edits to make Mark look more insane
@randomgirl13_8553 жыл бұрын
@@starlight_studios_art yeah but some have been saying they don't like it :/ and i mean its fine i didn't mean it to be harsh i was just saying they shouldn't say that because the editors work hard to make it appear that way
@alexsantoro5973 жыл бұрын
@@randomgirl13_855 it’s feedback and that’s ok. They need to know the likes and dislikes to make improvements
@domppa100ify3 жыл бұрын
Earth attack is basically a school task we had to make in our Unity course. Wouldn't be surprised if one of the students just published an old project to steam :D
@AceOfRebellion3 жыл бұрын
Yea I had to do something like that last year
@sweetpatate27293 жыл бұрын
totally !
@arsonystgamez6663 жыл бұрын
6:50 Literally every missile within 10 lightyears: "Im about to end this man's whole career"
@Magmusable3 жыл бұрын
Do you think there's anyone out there that was just like "YES FINALLY HE PLAYED EARTH ATTACK!"
@Stradominous3 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@mrwiseguy74053 жыл бұрын
The developers
@nuclearpuddle46643 жыл бұрын
@@mrwiseguy7405 damn…beat me to it 👏
@avocodo12383 жыл бұрын
Yes absolutely
@Eh-cv5tt3 жыл бұрын
YES FINALLY HE PLAYED EARTH ATTACK!
@EnderMuo3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm trying to get in character." *starts narrating epic back story* Game: and I took that personally
@bigbadwolf41903 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I don't like making choices" That's why he's filming the sequel of "A Heist with Markiplier". In that case, we are the ones who'll make the choices
@ayushagrawal85193 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that and then i saw your comment.
@BegalvisOfLegend Жыл бұрын
While not what most people would define as a complete game... Earth Attack does have some semblance of a challenge to it's loosely defined structure. The peril and futility of one lone pilot, with no weapons might I add, attempting to save the entirety of Earth from an alien invasion is properly expressed. However, I'm apparently not skilled enough to beat it and the game thought that my measly score wasn't even worthy of writing to memory. Therefore...
@irinaturgueniev82843 жыл бұрын
How to make Darkiplier emerge effortlessly and risk-free: give Mark half-assed puzzles to solve 👍
@Praetorium3 жыл бұрын
Nah, I think dark would rather give mark an impossible game that is unplayable
@ManoredRed3 жыл бұрын
Its actually a really standard type of puzzle, Mark is just really, really bad at it.
@Praetorium3 жыл бұрын
Well, if you think about it, there is a bit of power for darkiplier... as well as mark punching the living shit outta him
@EthanMeatan3 жыл бұрын
@@ManoredRed oh
@ManoredRed3 жыл бұрын
@Zuwara King They're indeed very difficult, but the 3x3 version isn't that hard to solve if you just calmly think ahead, which I guess isn't Mark's thing.
@pardonavich3 жыл бұрын
The opera music when he started typing his review after the space game.....I'm in tears
@rhitomkanjilal93913 жыл бұрын
That compelte lol
@Movi2663 жыл бұрын
It reminded me of Game Theory.
@coreynj3 жыл бұрын
"You don't do automatic playing on any reputable website" KZbin: _nervous sweating_
@judestarbabypup3 жыл бұрын
I literally found out today that you can go in settings and toggle off the videos playing automatically when you're browsing.
@dantelopez6763 жыл бұрын
@@judestarbabypup halp I can’t find the setting where is it
@kitezy31903 жыл бұрын
@@dantelopez676 on a computer, mouse over the video and it's on the bottom right, left of cc
@dantelopez6763 жыл бұрын
@@kitezy3190 ah. I thought they were talking about the thing in mobile where when you stopped scrolling the video on screen began to auto-play :P
@br5ndxn8 ай бұрын
the puzzle was in fact very sophisticated and calming
@Monster_NopeNope3 жыл бұрын
Mark : “AMY HEEEELP” Amy: “keep going”
@geekjokes84583 жыл бұрын
"youre doing great"
@codydrift18633 жыл бұрын
Mark: "MY WORD IS LAW" Also Mark: uses the wrong its
@elfasto22553 жыл бұрын
have you seen his profile picture on steam
@nathanpetherick55393 жыл бұрын
SHUSH HIS WORD IS LAW
@X-SPONGED3 жыл бұрын
Sophisticated Puzzles : *exists* Mark : "I have decided that I want to die"
@isaiah58333 жыл бұрын
13:28 Guys, I think hes hates puzzles :0
@QueenMia133 жыл бұрын
I love how when writing his review on Earth Attack Mark was trying not to be harsh and even said he recommended the game bc he didnt want to be that mean
@SeenAGreatLight Жыл бұрын
I think it was more of a sudden, Caesar-like instinct to bend the world to his will and alter reality with the might of his written word. ...and he probably didn't want to be mean, either. :)
@csmith7404 Жыл бұрын
@@SeenAGreatLightGood point! The world should remake itself as Markiplier desires!
@akish3023 жыл бұрын
Amy, supportive as always
@AirLight16463 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan ok but you’re not better than Amy
@friight_3 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan you might be better than mark but you’re not better than amy.
@PureLovable3 жыл бұрын
@@friight_ how is amy better than mark, am i missing something?
@CrystalRose11113 жыл бұрын
@@PureLovable that’s irrelevant, nobody said that They were just replying to the bot
@yishaogu49363 жыл бұрын
@@PureLovable amy enables mark, to quote her exact words, that’s why she’s better than mark. This is a joke, I like both of them.
@jjustanotherone3 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about how funny Lixian's edits were as Mark tried to remember the name of his game and also that Mark settled on Blast Ass I was dying
@Aworr3 жыл бұрын
Cuz I hate most editing that lixian makes and also makes Mark talk randomly to him and not to his audience anymore, its getting better now but in 2020 he spoke mostly to lixian not to us viewers : /
@hue..3 жыл бұрын
me to
@myrazaar3 жыл бұрын
@@Aworr You see i on the other Hand love When he's taking to Lixian :D
@skaionex3 жыл бұрын
@@Aworr boo hoo
@teemstar77993 жыл бұрын
@@Aworr no one gaf
@uhmmmm000002 жыл бұрын
*mark explaining how sketchy the website is at first * me: HELL YEA BIG FISH GAMESSSSS
@TannerEditing3 жыл бұрын
14:50... no ones gonna talk about this? That's the most aggressive, unexpected sneeze I've ever heard.
@mEmEzMaN... Жыл бұрын
You should hear me when I have a surprise sneeze
@icewater6841 Жыл бұрын
@@mEmEzMaN... Then upload a video of you sneezing
@BrandonConey-el6qw8 ай бұрын
Watch his sneeze in slow motion. its funny the way his headphones wriggled when he aggressively sneezed. lol
@mleszzor68663 ай бұрын
Average dad sneeze. I do it all the time. Sometimes I even purposefully scream while sneezing lol.
@perihangamze2383 жыл бұрын
"Also my parents divorced when I was a kid so that was pretty hard too I guess." LMAO understandable have a nice day Mark
@ryleemacdonald8633 жыл бұрын
same, but also, I am your 90th like
@kendrickbenbow77283 жыл бұрын
That part made me laugh so hard
@grudeasnaots2103 жыл бұрын
@@kendrickbenbow7728 ok?
@PhoenixAttact3 жыл бұрын
6:30: Mark tries to fall into the main protagonist role. The Game: Kill him before he develops plot armor!
@Serasesera2 жыл бұрын
Lixian stole the show on this one. I nearly died laughing. 10/10 would risk peril again.
@areyouserious21123 жыл бұрын
I got so excited seeing Mark acknowledge my favorite genre of hand-drawn-point-and-click-hidden-object-mystery-adventure game, but then my hopes and dreams were crushed as he tossed it in the preverbal bin in favor of the wacky, overpriced, shitty shmup rip off space invaders. Damn you Fischbach and your incessant irony and ridiculous reactions. Damn you.
@lunarivera98513 жыл бұрын
I came here to say exactly this, but I knew in my heart it had already been said.
@solidmoonbeams89393 жыл бұрын
Right? Especially Big Fish, they make the best hidden object games
@custardhatter95373 жыл бұрын
I too have a soft spot for hidden object games. My favourite series is the Ravenhearst series, but pretty much every Big Fish hidden object game I've played I've liked
@jeanettehoog64183 жыл бұрын
Ah! My people! I to felt exactly this, I love the big fish games and me and my mom used to play them together in diffrent cities while on the phone 😬
@lizzieandmocha11313 жыл бұрын
Ah! I didn't know there was such a big fan base for it! My mom and I both love the Big Fish hidden object games!! Probably my favorites are the Forgotten Tales, but really any of them are good.
@z-beeblebrox3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing more delightful than watching Mark leave a semi-unhinged review, and then going to the Steam page and seeing it there Therefore...
@cava7283 жыл бұрын
Yep yep…
@bigdumb973 жыл бұрын
Therefore what?
@fleef693 жыл бұрын
@@bigdumb97 therefore...
@jaygay65763 жыл бұрын
@@bigdumb97 Therefore...
@eliijahjames3 жыл бұрын
@@bigdumb97 Therefore...
@h.p.wallnut99123 жыл бұрын
“We we’re all born from a sack of random” -Markiplier, 2021
@Ghat_Lober_Mht3 жыл бұрын
A ball sack of ramndom
@wowdabug2 жыл бұрын
4:30 made me laugh so hard
@Spiracle3 жыл бұрын
It's probably a good thing that Mark is half of the planet away from Lixian. I don't think Mark's quite pushed him to the level of rage that lasts for an entire plane trip *yet*
@thegreenninja47723 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User mhm sure with you're ONE VIDEO ABT A SWIRL THAT NOONE GIVES TWO SHITS ABT
@BeastRedAsh3 жыл бұрын
@@thegreenninja4772 Ignore the bots
@jwg26653 жыл бұрын
MARKIPLIER'S NIECE IS DEAD LOL 😂😂🤣
@polluxe89173 жыл бұрын
@@jwg2665 your niece is dead too
@ohheyitscyber28483 жыл бұрын
*Y e t*
@RetroFACE_3 жыл бұрын
the.. "There's no fanfare" part killed me. i laughed so hard.
@TSUNAMI_ROSE3 жыл бұрын
Sammmmmmme 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yaoibabe3 жыл бұрын
Ikr 🤣 after all that, it kinda hurts your feelings that it completed and that was it lol
@WillSlaughters123 жыл бұрын
I was crying laughing through most of that part 🤣
@lukeogregory3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like making choices” *A Heist With Markiplier disagrees*
@user-rp6do9fk1u3 жыл бұрын
Agrees*
@nyxiiine3 жыл бұрын
Well it's not like Mark was making any of the choices in that series.
@ballorafnaf8493 жыл бұрын
LOL *airhorn blares* Henry stickmin collection disagree
@user-2012July-A3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you get to make ALL the choices. So you don't have to choose. It makes sense.
@ThePenisMan3 жыл бұрын
I think that proves it more than anything Every stop mark dodged making any decisions ever by forcing you to do all of them instead
@ajbone1842 Жыл бұрын
Mark:I dont like making choices Also Mark:processing to make 3 movie with choice for us that lead to different ending of every choices
@roypeak36033 жыл бұрын
I’m suffering from a sprained back muscle and I’m in serious pain every time I move. This video made me laugh so hard I tested up. Thank you for your torment, Mark. Your suffering made my day.
@lotus_flower20013 жыл бұрын
Yeah the view is great from the hard floor.
@slavatoin82733 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: Is a millionaire *sweats profusely over $10 purchase*
@mashmash45973 жыл бұрын
I mean, this would probably be us too if we haf that much money and saw a game like that charge a price like THAT 😂😂
@pancakesareawesome31213 жыл бұрын
A million bucks aren’t infinite
@wanka82033 жыл бұрын
@@pancakesareawesome3121 is not infinite*
@Lord-4723 жыл бұрын
@@pancakesareawesome3121 Who said he only had 1 million ?
@pancakesareawesome31213 жыл бұрын
@@Lord-472 check the comment I replied to
@Mausso3 жыл бұрын
I'm astounded that the dev knew how to put a space between "High" and "Score", but then forgot so they put an underscore between "Player" and Shield". That's quality.
@Jayman1clone3 жыл бұрын
I took coding courses in college, and if I was making this game, I would probably have made the mechanics first, extras (like the score) later. So the "Player_Shield" text was made before the "High Score" text, and the dev had figured out how to use spaces but never bothered to go back and change the shield text.
@b1rdsh0t809 ай бұрын
Padme: “Anakin what do you think of the Sand People?” Anakin: 13:13
@dacota-weigert3 жыл бұрын
Mark: These puzzles don’t make sense AND I HATE THEM Also mark: I am a god.
@bonesby__3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Actor:
@judestarbabypup3 жыл бұрын
Both of those things can be true 😛
@Plasmicballs3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato
@stumbleduck75863 жыл бұрын
The creator of Earth Attack actually released a Message saying they are updating it and still working on it and have put it on sale as a thank you to Mark