I Live In A Hospital! (AKA: New Apartment Tour)

Want to live rent free? Well as it turns out all you have to do is follow these 3 steps. Number 1. Make a baby (easier of the 3 steps ) 2. deliver that baby in a hospital (Also easy) (except paperwork) 3. Try to leave every chance you get and the hospital people will push your release day back further and further. The harder you try and escape the longer you will be forced to stay. Its as easy as that! No more of that monthly money payment to a land lord you don't like. Instead payment is 18 years with a crying child who will never be grateful you payed that rent in the first place. There you go! So ya there are some cons to this trick, that and the baby will probably end up costing more than Rent would anyways but hey thats just a theory! A Chevy Theory!