I'll Punch You in the F*kn Mouth | THE BEST SLOW ROLLS |

It all started with quad fives. Now, it's one of the best pastimes here on Poker Night in America. Is it always Shaun Deeb doing the deed? Find out on the MEANEST episode of Poker Night to date!
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[@patrickclay3537]

Mike the mouth trying to intimidate/threaten someone, is the least intimidating thing I’ve ever seen 😂

[@bill8by5]

Perhaps Mike would have a bit less "mouthy" if he'd have stood up and uttered, "Well, BRING IT THE FK ON THEN!!!"

[@bobdole7292]

Is he broke ? It was 6k

[@jc624]

@bobdole7292 Mike's always been broke. OK poker player but he's always been bad with money.

[@billdelfera8580]

This is the only time I've ever seen Chris Hansen sitting down having a talk where it wasn't extremely uncomfortable to watch LOL

[@vinsanity982]

A long time ago when I played poker, in the early days, a guy slowed rolled me. The problem was that I didn't know that I was supposed to be offended so it didn't have the effect that he intended. I was just slightly confused lol

[@brianchassee]

this is my thing. like it can be a douche move but also i cant imagine getting that upset about it either. its like pitchers getting made guys are happy they homered.

[@dazediss6629]

Chris Hanson turns up and everyone has a seat over at the table.

[@Pokernight]

We have the chat logs.

[@Buloy88]

The title should be deebs slow roll moments 😂😂😂

[@ben1449]

The Polk hand was just a big goof around since those guys knew each other well

[@aegonz121]

Deeb is a prick but I will forgive that last Slow Roll because it was against Matusow.

[@stevefawbush9441]

One of the most disgusting slow rolls ever. However, Matusow, as we know, ain’t punching anybody.

[@spookster15]

@@trevorstrutt1 Dude, Mike's afraid of his own shadow.

[@jessedavalos6808]

I mean it's a dick move to do at a table where nobody knows each other but he was obviously bullshitting with him that's why he was telling people check this out...

[@cgalon6781]

@@jessedavalos6808 also it is a psychological game and while slow rolling an all in call with quads is horrible etiquette it is also a valid (by the rules) way to stress out / tilt your opponent

[@9BallBory]

@@trevorstrutt1 and he got his ass beat a lot lmao, there’s a reason he sticks to words now.

[@nickpapagiorgio9872]

Mikes actually a nice guy irl

[@joonpak]

The Deeb Matusow Slowroll is one for the ages. Someone should make a Wikipedia page on it. The cringe atmosphere right afterwards was epic!

[@samexelby8715]

The guy made an awful play with a flush draw on the table

[@Pokernight]

Lol that’s a great idea

[@Raines440]

Right, then watch the video of a recreational player in a tournament against Deeb, rec guy slow rolled him because he had been waiting to because he wanted to give Deeb a taste of his own medicine, and rec player took him out on a slow roll. Deeb didn't like it one bit. Karma.

[@jordanhanson-flores2433]

@@Raines440link?

[@Raines440]

@@jordanhanson-flores2433I’ll look for it in a while. Can’t remember where I saw it

[@kinimatographos]

Shaun Deeb is in all of them...LOL!!!

[@michaelbencomo1199]

Haha the hand shaking when he got mad 😂

[@senorhood2878]

Doug polks slow roll was somehow wholesome

[@Just_Pele]

Because Kaufman is human-sized hemorrhoid.

[@TrackpadProductions]

If Kaufman wasn't so self-assured and cocky about his hand, it probably wouldnt have happened. It was kind of earned. That plus the fact he didn't draw it out for too long makes it feel a lot more deserved than a slowroll would usually be

[@lousassoul6038]

mike is spot on here...deeb still gets hell for this move yrs later...

[@jamesgordon7608]

I have agree slow roll can be fatality with quads. In essence though that is game, bluffing, slow rolling. tilting and causing your opponent to guess themselves. Thats how you won and with even a bad hand your able to keep playing. What monster of a slow roll that quads were without question.

[@Blue1479758]

Forgot slow roll. If someone grabbed my chips and threw them to the other guy like that guy did in the Polk hand.... God help me I'd be seeing red

[@franv342]

Funny how that bothers you. I wouldn't care I won the hand, Polk didn't care either

[@cmonster4926]

@@franv342 I'd just be concerned about getting all the chips I won. You can see his opponent started stacking the chips onto his so it's possible he didn't get everything back

[@Blue1479758]

@@cmonster4926 yeah exactly it looks like he didn't

[@Blue1479758]

@@franv342 if you've ever played amongst sharks then you know they'd take that opportunity to snag a couple chips. In some cases not even on purpose. It's not funny at. It's smart to be upset for those who understand

[@franv342]

@@Blue1479758 If they touch my stack then I think that is definetly out of line, but for what was already in the pot the way this went I think it is alright

[@thichhochoi766]

It would be so funny if Deeb asks Phil if he wants to run twice or 4 times.

[@gc99289]

That's not Phil, lol. That's Mike, aka Helmuth's shorter douchebag twin.

[@jasonwalsh5277]

I didn't know that the guy who hosts NFL RedZone and To Catch a Predator also narrates poker on the side. What a work horse

[@Pokernight]

He grindin 24:7

[@nickyv1436]

I love the way deeb plays

[@garygwinn4256]

Slowroll me, and see what happens!

[@royfokerpoker1802]

@@garygwinn4256 You ain't doing shit at the table and you know it

[@garygwinn4256]

@@royfokerpoker1802 Of course, because I take my poker career seriously!

[@timjkoala7556]

@@garygwinn4256 You would get mad is what would happen hahaha

[@WhiteLlama]

Mike's one of those guys who talks big, but if someone actually confronted him on his threats, he'd cower in the corner in the fetal position.

[@thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688]

If I could have dinner with any celebrity, I'm picking Joe Stapleton 110% of the time.

[@ben1449]

He’s a celebrity?

[@thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688]

@@ben1449 Bite your tongue, sir!

[@Brandonfrancoshorts]

Fr bro he’s so entertaining

[@ben1449]

@@thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688 sorry didn’t mean to trigger you

[@thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688]

@@ben1449 It's gravy, bro. I was just trying to respond the way I thought Joe Stapleton would.

[@crandy7658]

When I heard the announcer say his name was Chris Hanson I thought, "maybe this video is about Greg Raymer..."

[@christophersuswal9544]

Why don't you have a seat over there?

[@MegaTyde]

And that's how Mike "the mouth" Matusow got his handle.

[@Davi1700]

When he intro'd himself as "chris hanson" i was like wait what video did I click on? haha

[@Pokernight]

Take a seat. We have the chat logs.

[@brentravnsborg2782]

someone should take deeb out in the back alley and introduce him to a tire iron

[@Pokernight]

Hey now

[@TheMilkDicing]

Maybe Deeb should start slow rolling at the buffet

[@Pokernight]

He is! Check out his body fat % bet for $1,000,000 with Bill Perkins!

[@determined919]

Mike's shirt says no blow ups lol The irony is great lmao

[@emmanuelrodriguez8035]

Chris Hanson dateline NBC

[@gobgooberson698]

Why don't you have a seat right over there?

[@prelude2disaster]

*Stares in confusion while continuing to eat the stale cookie*

[@somedude....]

Chris Hanson looks like he'd show up with a pizza to Chris Hanson's show

[@Pokernight]

That’s inaccurate.

[@francothedago6537]

Deeb slow rolling that first hand saying 10 high wasn't cool,Deeb if you see this comment don't ever do that to someone like me because it won't end too well for you.

[@OrigWJ]

The guy showing the aces like that was an ass. He deserved to get a response like that - well done. It looked like everyone had a good time at that table with that though. No harm done. You see? There are some poker players who can have fun playing. And Matusow “one of the most disgusting things you can do”. What a drama Queen. So he gave everyone permission - keep making fun of him!

[@PK-xs1kk]

just title this video "Deeb owning souls"

[@devinramsey6243]

Lmfao how is that owning souls? Terrible poker etiquette. He will deserve what’s coming to him.

[@AkramRagab-bd2qb]

@@devinramsey6243 I can't stand him,and it takes a lot for me not to like someone

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

I'm 10 minutes in and still haven't seen a slow-roll. This better get good in the second half or somebody is gonna be getting a strongly-worded email.

[@ashrim1846]

Were you happy with the slow roll

[@joonpak]

Oh it gets there

[@javiponch8093]

It's like 18 mins in

[@jasonkelly5500]

What about Polk against aces what's that called

[@well.thy.one.]

First hand was a slow roll tf u mean

[@justinhart7172]

When deeb says 10high and then shows AK , is it wrong that I imagined I was the guy he slowrolled and I started punching deeb in the face several times

[@matthewsoriano6368]

Me too I would of beat the shit out of him

[@jasonlinton9902]

Nope i felt the same way and i probably would have i cant stand that blubber of a man

[@ianor2304]

I can confirm there are no slow-rolls in the first 8 minutes

[@Pokernight]

If you don’t think the first hand is a slowroll, what do you think a slowroll is?

[@spy437]

@@PokernightI watched the first hand and had to pause and read the comments right away; how does that guy not punch that fat pig in the face??!

[@patrickhall6627]

@@Pokernight So where is the slow roll in the first hand, exactly (timestamp)? Or, how do you define it? It's usually defined as an intentional long wait to call an all-in bet when one has the nuts. That didn't happen here. It was the guy putting the other guy all-in who had the nuts. I would dearly love to know where I have gone wrong here.

[@Gunner_Ray]

The first hand is definitely not a slow roll in any way...

[@chocolatetownforever7537]

Deeb has packed on some lbs. Looks like he raised. In taken rail space....

[@skaterjon89]

I can’t like this comment enough.

[@ChrisHyde537]

I know someone who ate at one of their restaurants. He said that it was really good.

[@davidchodds]

Deeb is in a lot of these compilations and it's not because he's a fun guy to play with.

[@jkk2940]

7:27 who the hell raises 50k on a 3k bet, jeez who plays like this

[@stianhaland8241]

He even had some showdown value, why turn it into such a bad bluff

[@mrx7181]

@@stianhaland8241 he blocks middle set and top two pair so he was trying to get Insta folds from hands like AQ that Sean bets twice. Obviously this 400% turn check jam is just terrible and unbalanced though because he's never doing this with any of his value hands, he's just trying to make such a huge bet that the only hands that will continue are like AT and sets. I'm glad the dude got stacked.

[@mrx7181]

Keep in mind Sean shouldn't even have middle set in his range given he flatted a cutoff open from the button. TT should always be 3 betting there regardless of opponent.

[@michaelangst6078]

Dumb play, but he gets a naked ace to fold

[@mrx7181]

@@michaelangst6078 what naked ace does Sean flat pre and bet twice? He shouldn't even have AJ/AQ in his range.

[@mattholmes2808]

haha this going to be in epic slow roll 😂😂

[@dumpsterdonnie3408]

lmao muellers canadian sure comes out after a cpl beers 🤣

[@crispycaveman9164]

Same guy saying I think I cover you twice in the same video lmfao

[@Slap_Shot1977]

Deeb's stock photo on the last hand looks like a mug shot.

[@stephendunn2860]

Hard to feel sorry for Matusow

[@alfredlauber3629]

14:52 Did Deep just ask if a dealer knew the hand rankings??? Like tf so you expect?!?!!??

[@afdchocolatemilk2107]

Mike is so tough, until he gets neck punched.

[@darrenayres3146]

Fastest slow rolls ive ever seen

[@trav_al]

What this all in shove at the end 😂😂😂

[@jagaloon14]

As a newer player, it’s so insane to me that this is frowned upon. If you’re comfortable playing a board that could crush you just because the other player isn’t acting strong, blame yourself. It has happened to me a couple times online now and I entirely blame myself for not going with the gut feeling that they had something

[@TXhydroponix]

hahaha by all means if you want to be the dickhead of the table, that's the number one way to do it

[@user-op9kq9vc2o]

@@TXhydroponixsorry i am new to this but what is the number one way to be a dickhead?

[@jagaloon14]

@@TXhydroponix it’s literally just high level play. If you can milk someone for all they’re worth while they think they’re cleaning you out, how does it get more high level than that

[@TXhydroponix]

@@jagaloon14 yeah you can outplay all you want but it doesn’t change the fact that slow rolling is being a dickhead. What does that really prove? Lol take your win and keep it moving. If that’s who you wanna be, more power to you lol

[@jagaloon14]

@@TXhydroponix I’m not personally experienced enough to slow roll somebody else. It’s too risky imo bc I’m not familiar with the math or the inner workings of the game. I just see a good hand and try to take the pot with it. But I’ve been slow rolled nasty at least 5 times now and I just feel like I was mega outplayed. Idk from a mostly outsiders perspective, to me it’s like being mad at a football team for qb kneeling their last couple downs at the end of the game to guarantee victory and eliminate any opportunity of success for the other team

[@juelzzz42o]

chris hanson😂

[@Ravetar101]

Whys it all the same guy loool

[@cherubeast]

i thought matusoqww is hellmuth

[@Pokernight]

I thought I heard a volcano erupting

[@Nick_315_Palumbo]

I’ve played with Deeb at Turning Stone quite a few times usually $20-40 and he was always very obnoxious.. ran so f-ing pure against me 🙄

[@tellmeiamwrong]

Should be titled 'Biscuits gets lucky'

[@Jane_under_a_tree_with_a_book]

19:00 Is the 'slow roll' - except it wasn't slow.

[@glaubs65]

That AJ should just fold the flop. What's he beating that 3-bit him pre? Tens? Maybe some Ax suited bluffs and AQ. but Deeb also has lots of suited Kx as 3bet bluffs.

[@skaterjon89]

I don’t slow roll, even if I lose the hand and call to the River I’ll just flip the cards. Helps my image I think. I’m kind of a loose player, so I get “hero” called a lot on some weird board textures that usually fit my range and then helps with my bluffs. If the guy folds or mucks right away, I won’t show even if they ask.

[@Blue1479758]

I'd never slow roll in anything of significance. A family game for $5 maybe, but not anything of magnitude. That's just bad karma

[@ChrisHyde537]

@@Blue1479758 It all depends on the table. On our table it would be a crime not to slow roll flopped quads. The victim has a good story out of it.

[@myOhmy566]

14:55 Asking the dealer if she knows the hand rankings. Pretty sure that's a prerequisite for becoming a dealer. 🙄

[@Pokernight]

it would be troubling if she didn't. Shaun gets creativity points for that one.

[@glaubs65]

I've watched 8 mins and so far I've seen one fake play slow roll for fun and two non slow rolls wtf??

[@jacobfoley3846]

The only one of these that was truly disgusting was the Deeb/Matusow hand. And honestly, I felt bad for Mike until he started being all holier than thou and acting like it was the worst thing that has ever happened.

[@bill8by5]

Almost as bad as HELMOOTH!!!

[@andrewdrennan9436]

The quads slowroll was pretty obvious, plus it didn't change who had to show. The first hand in this video was the more egregious one. Deeb got info by lying about his hand when his opponent could have just mucked.

[@BeachBumZero]

RIP Gavin Smith

[@TheirGrumpy]

What happened to him?

[@gordontherock9142]

Should have just named the video Sean Deeb, Capt slow roll. Its what he is known for.

[@c.s.mcleod7383]

Kaufman still has money?

[@Keith-fk5wh]

Personally I don't see a slow roll as bad etiquette, if I think I have the winning hand but the player ahead of me keeps betting like he does, actually betting my hand for me let it play out, I learn better or they do no reason to be pissed..

[@joedon1706]

These slow rolls are so much fun..... :)

[@cherubeast]

the slow rollow got a high 5

[@oceangrove4983]

I really don't think that the Polk one should be on here. It was last hand, everyone was goofing around and talking shit and he was doing the same. Didnt seem douchie to me

[@Pokernight]

Slow rolls come in all shapes and sizes.

[@FullNelsonGamingCorp]

how has deeb not get knocked tf out by now?

[@godyrpops7402]

When do the slow rolls start?

[@user-oc2ok9ln6e]

Terrible slow roll but Mike is off the hook when he's winning so bad!

[@muddbutt53]

I don't see the pair of tens at 8:00 as a slow roll. Honestly with all the talking and what not he probably wasn't paying much attention tbh it happens

[@jackofallgames3097]

Most of these weren't slow rolls at all. Y'all simply don't understand what it actually means

[@DTR1LL]

“I had ace queen.” Smirks. “We’ll honey I have a pair.” Awkward.

[@johnmicheal4655]

Whoever made this title has never played poker...how the hell is a straight draw a slow roll???clown

[@UnderTheMillkyWay]

If someone slow rolled Doug he'd tweet cry about it for years.

[@rumpwrangler1102]

Mike “The Muff” Matusow is softer than Hellmuth

[@since1876]

0:24 man, he looks so different than he did on to catch a predator! 🥺

[@bigmono3000]

This guys name is Chris Hanson? 😂

[@Jokerizbadass]

Deeb deserves a crowbar to his temple

[@libs-Suk-Balz]

If anyone said they’d punch me in the mouth, I’d say, let’s go outside.

[@mikezhao1164]

id slow roll mattasow just so hed try to fight me 🤣

[@MCFoultier]

Then you slowroll him again by showing up 2 hours late

[@ChrisHyde537]

@@MCFoultier I hope you get the credit that you deserve.👏👏👏

[@WHYMYPIEGUY]

I'd let him hit me and I'd see his ass in court lmao CHA CHIIIIINNNGGG

[@MCAincludeTC]

How was the first one a slow roll?

[@matthewrenphrey7929]

Deeb says he has 10 high before turning over trips

[@maximo6037]

@@matthewrenphrey7929 not to mention he bet and got called and should be showing 1st

[@GaryMillyz]

So he not only has the exact same name as one of the most well know tv show hosts (to catch a predator) but he literally sounds EXACTLY like Dennis Miller. That's too much for me to handle. Bye!

[@NicoMorro]

you'd think Deeb could afford a fucking nutritionist or somethin

[@markkinrade2739]

Apart from cheating there's no bigger scumbag thing to do than slow roll people

[@dopewarszh6429]

But with the Snuts it is so much fun :D

[@RYCKroll]

You should realize you’re beat

[@Paul_pp]

Yes when someone snap calls with the nuts you know your beat then...When someone tanks with the nuts just to make you think you might be good with thousands on the line is why its a dick move. It's all fun and games till you do it to the wrong person and get your head kicked in

[@magichobbiest3425]

​​​@@Paul_ppamd how do you know you have the nuts? What if you have 3 of a kind with Ace high and there's queens and kings on the board and someone has pocket kings or queens with a full house. Am I not supposed to be cautious or am I not getting what a slow roll is?

[@Rustles]

You mean: THE BEST DEEB SLOW ROLLS | Poker Night in America | Season 8 Episode 7

[@user-zn9os2kk8d]

WHY IS HE CALLED CHRIS HANSEN?

[@Pokernight]

Why don’t you take a seat over there?

[@dkarjan]

55 quads hand even i LOL

[@combcomclrlsr]

If I had quads and was faced with an all-in I'd sit in stunned silence for a few seconds, too, but that's not a slow roll.

[@jimmypark6759]

That’s a slow roll

[@dozia72]

If anyone has played poker long enough, they have slow rolled someone at least once in their life (whether jokingly or not)

[@lousassoul6038]

do you like getting slow rolled?

[@matt37201]

that first hand wasnt a slow roll at all?

[@Pokernight]

If you watched on mute you missed Deeb say “ten high” after Bruno made the call…before turning over the best hand.

[@kipvalentine1721]

Watching the poker vids, training the game all while listening to music that makes me sharp and able to achieve. I like Delta Parole, AFi, etc as music, what you guys listen to focus I am curious?

[@user-yw3wo5dv5k]

how is a draw hand a slow roll?

[@bergie78hotlanta72]

Poker players are so soft. He takes all of your money but the most disgusting part is that he took a few extra seconds? Man up.

[@bankrollbilly]

I’d just leave

[@justabaker5609]

Deeb will get knocked on his ass one day, if it hasn't already happened. And deservedly so.

[@kelvinvanbaalen6495]

I mean, the guy could have Jack's or Queens or QJ or 6s? 🤔

[@scatman1009]

Wtf... that first hand is NOT a slow roll

[@stumpjumper6679]

I don't get the slow roll. You win or lose. Who cares how quick someone shows cards. I've been playing cards for over 35 years for reference

[@LBmustwin12]

Who the fck can Mike Matasow beat in a fight 😂

[@77racing71]

his own meat

[@Ashdupuy]

I would Literally slap the shot out of deeb slow rolling everyone and has to be the luckiest player ever

[@nathan5270]

Some of that Is pure luck if u want to make BIG Money u have to gamble on 2 more cards to win BABY

[@manuelmartin8890]

Why is slow rolling so bad ? Your not there to make friends and come in second rite?

[@bobliiswagger574]

Its unsportsmanship like.. Knowing you have the nuts and taking long to call is just taking the piss.