i looked at the MOST EXPENSIVE houses in EVERY STATE

[@starlast5947]

Imagine having a cat in one of these places. Like where the FUCK is mittens

[@hollystar311]

Oh god and hearing it running through the halls and knocking stuff over in another room... I'd be convinced the house is haunted

[@plushdragonteddy]

mittens is in front of the saloon at 26:22 !! tho even upon finding her, i thought she was taxidermy at first lmao

[@catsloane4182]

**sighs heavily** *_pspspspspspspspspsps_*

[@rachelsteppig8569]

This is even funnier because my cat’s name is Mittens and she likes to hide 😂

[@LucarioFan999]

@@plushdragonteddy 😂😂😂

[@detectivesnickers6176]

A lot of these houses don’t feel like they would feel like a home. They give me hotel vibes and that doesn’t feel right. Especially the house in Louisiana that’s virtually all white. That would drive me insane.

[@ally7661]

Same. I didn’t even know houses looked like that in Louisiana and I live in Louisiana 😂😂

[@MammalianCreature]

Reminds me of the Shining

[@CheshieD]

Hotel or like vacation vibes… not home vibes, it’s so weird.

[@Yoinkkerzz]

DarkDashV6 literally!! Someone could be living in it for years with me and I wouldn't know 💀

[@MynicknameisViolet]

The Kardashians have an all white house. It's unsettling

[@ccbb8115]

the one in Kentucky looks like a plantation home, which makes the graveyard even more uncomfortable and disturbing.

[@swagbucksjester5706]

:(( I agree

[@havenhatesu5389]

As someone in Kentucky, I'm not even surprised

[@shawnlouden9476]

I agree as well Source: I’ve lived in KY all my life

[@holosexual6607]

I have a feeling that the owners wouldn’t want the slaves buried with their own loved ones

[@lego_the_cat]

I think the graveyard was for horses. Seems like a ranch that raises horses for the derby, and there was a horse statue in the graveyard.

[@kuhnuckles1]

** sees a painting of a mother breastfeeding her child ** Ethan: “Is that Peppa the pig?”

[@WrenRemm]

Timestamp: 34:28

[@Jeanette.P]

Who said it's her kid?

[@PhineasFerb001]

@@WrenRemm Thank you, much appreciated.

[@Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon]

@@Jeanette.P ??? The fuck

[@MsNoPixel]

Close enough? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@martianbees]

To be fair, if I were rich af and designing a multi-million dollar home, I would probably add towers with crenellations and shit like that. Because I want to feel like a castle-owner. Also not enough doors that are disguised as bookcases or other fake walls. Wtf rich people? Also an indoor-outdoor pool would be dope. And I dig the vagina house.

[@lifeofentropy]

Yeah, and by the name that one is inspired by the stories of king Arthur

[@heideknight9122]

Machicolations! I don't want a big house but I also want it to look like a castle to some degree. Outer wall would be top priority.

[@zellafae]

I would love to live in a hobbit style house

[@Caitlinje_]

If you were rich af and want to live in a castle, move to England as there are tons here 😂

[@reaperscythe4579]

I'd want all of the secret passageways.

[@Mari-sq6cx]

"Why aren't millennials buying homes?" The homes:

[@jaram2369]

Ah yes yet another market millennials will kill lol.😝

[@undeadartist1238]

no taste, incredibly expensive. Ah yes I would like to live there with my infinite amount of money (sarcasm)

[@izzeturner1116]

ethan, looking at the georgia house: "I don't like how open it is." ethan, the next house in hawaii: "I do like how open airy it is."

[@sarahharris6828]

Area of living is always important

[@peanutbutterman411]

That’s what I said to myself

[@CheshieD]

The types of “open” were different tbf 😂😂

[@emilyaitch8143]

I just watched that part like wtf lol. Is he going to like any of them?

[@nicoleray86]

theres a fine line between open concept and empty space...

[@CloudsAndCoffins]

The theme of being rich is 'lots of wood' or 'stark white' apparently. I actually liked the castle looking house with the dragon doors, the inside felt very wealthy steampunk adventurer to me. Also the West Virgina house was annoying and I love it for that lol.

[@truebornseeker9767]

The “lots of wood” thing feels like rich people seeing ~the poors~ live in wooden cabins and saying “OF COURSE! THE POOR! THEY LOVE WOOD! LETS BE MORE LIKE THEM!” either that or creating a false sense of “history” to a building, since the rich like to reminisce on the times where they could behead the poors for looking at them wrong /j

[@aldenkremer9297]

Minnesotans: I wonder what he’ll think of the Minnesota house Ethan: iTs A VaGInA!

[@elizabethwoolard4207]

I know right I was so excited and then boom the first thing wooo its a vagina house😭😭😭

[@jordanweber3381]

Literally me waiting for Minnesota house.

[@livster187]

OK. BUT IT WAS SUCH A VIBE

[@haydenblocker5567]

yes actually facts tho

[@LilCatDude]

All Wisconsin got was, big house, it’s boring

[@anachavez3525]

“Is this the closet?!? It’s like a whole JCPenney!” Loooool

[@ashsteren]

HE JUST SAID THAT WHILE I WAS READING THIS COMMENT

[@strawbz63]

It’s the closet where the lgbtq community lives.

[@incoldtown]

@@strawbz63 DECEASED

[@strawbz63]

@@incoldtown just like my social life when I came out

[@madraun]

you’d think people who can afford to have taste would actually have it

[@delilahdrummond4076]

I have a theory about this: The reason richer people tend to have the worst taste is because lower class are forced to work with whatever little they can afford. Using more brain power and learning of what works in different spaces in order to make their smaller homes look better. Rich people don’t have to worry about that. Their big home is gonna catch eyes regardless and they’re going to be happy with how it looks so big regardless of what tacky shit they pack into it (generalized statement. There are outliers on both sides)

[@jas.per.25]

@@delilahdrummond4076 that's actually smart

[@delilahdrummond4076]

@@jas.per.25 thank you😅

[@tammyt3434]

Alternatively: There are some things money can't buy.

[@kayj9930]

@@delilahdrummond4076 it could also be that the people with the occupations that allow them to buy these homes are only good in that occupation.

[@tylerblack3962]

Ethan: “Can we get a tiny house??” Mark: “Look, we can’t keep putting the merch money towards buying tiny houses!”

[@ZTOTHEBEAT]

Thank you for the good memory bro. That was a great episode.

[@jynxsprinkles9439]

Stop don't make me cry 😭😢

[@LittleCloverWhispers]

I've never understood why people need to many damn bathrooms.. Seems like a waste :P

[@ballzzz]

It’s so you can take a bathroom break on your way to the kitchen for a snack

[@DeredereValentine]

If you have multiple people in a household it’s useful

[@tmck4138]

@Spiceinajar take a dump in a new room every day of the week :D

[@wolfiejor7124]

Fr i think 1 bath for every 2-3 bedrooms is good tbh

[@LittleCloverWhispers]

@@wolfiejor7124 Same! An ensuite for the master suite, 1 or 2 for the other family members (depending on how many) & a guest bathroom seems perfect.

[@rivrrr29]

Ethan takes one look at Nebraska. Sees it's all farm land. Ethan: "bye nebraska" As a resident of Nebraska I can confirm that it's all farm land

[@irburbach920]

As another resident of Nebraska, I can confirm. We do not use houses. We sleep amongst the cows and corn and soy beans

[@sardines0417]

As a resident of Nebraska, I can confirm that we all just sleep in our grills.

[@jessicalandrey8421]

the Nebraskans will rise from the corn. Join us.

[@Bird_Nerd_Kae]

As a Nebraskan I can confirm that we all just live in farm land, unless you live in Omaha in which you just live on the streets.

[@HellsBells600]

cows

[@staarliteangel]

The Idaho house, all I hear is Gaston singing “I use antlers in all of my decorating!”

[@ti9erlilly]

That house was cracker barrel as a house. Lol

[@hxneyedbellsss]

yes omg

[@jamiekizer4653]

Ethan, looking at literally the most expensive houses in the US: “I hate it.” “That’s really weird” “What is this?” “Who designed this?!” “I would be embarrassed to live here.” Honestly I agree with 90% of your opinions though 😂. Just goes to show that more expensive doesn’t always mean better.

[@wolfiejor7124]

Fr The one in Chicago I was in love with

[@potato.pancake]

i don’t mean to sound pretentious but i would literally HATE living in a mansion... i feel like it would get lonely with all that space bc it’s not like i know 20 people to share a mansion with. plus, like, you’d have to hire so many cleaners and gardeners bc you can’t clean that shit on your own... i would rather live in a 1 bedroom apartment or something bc it would be small and cozy o-o

[@maplemarcher9348]

Sometimes...things that are expensive...are worse

[@ticket7161]

“I’m not a fan of the rusty trumpet on the wall” “Or is that a bugle iono” I love this man

[@ItsJustRyanM]

“I didn’t know they had water in Nevada.” - Ethan Nester, 2021

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: *trying to get sponsored by Takis* Ethan: "Zillow, will you sponsor me?"

[@axtchaos8719]

TAKIS IS DEAD TO HIM DO NOT MENTION THEM!

[@Emilyrox]

@@axtchaos8719 We mention them just to bully Mark 😈

[@MammalianCreature]

@@axtchaos8719 Del monte, Takis, Sour Patch will every food brand let him down?

[@anmspafan7855]

@@MammalianCreature Don't forget Poptarts

[@MammalianCreature]

@@anmspafan7855 That one was deserved. He was breaking his work out plan eating all those Poptarts.

[@tearez13]

When Ethan talked about how there there are probably like 5 person families living in these 18 bed 30 bath homes really hits home with the staggering homelessness crisis in the world today.

[@factsandlogic.8762]

when we eat the rich we’ll convert those kind of houses into multi-family collectives. after we redesign the interiors, of course.

[@janecat8753]

That's on my mind a lot too. You have hundreds of thousands homeless people in the US and then the few super wealthy have more space than most people could even dream of. It's not right.

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

@@factsandlogic.8762 I shall help on that feat

[@ZeldaSavage]

Most of the time, those giant houses actually employ live-in staff as well. So even though the homeowner and their family might not actually use every part of the house, it ends up housing a whole lot of employees who use all the “extra” space. Ends up being its own little community in a sense lol

[@tearez13]

@@ZeldaSavage that is a good point!

[@iamsmupton]

If the room has a closet, it’s a bed room. If it doesn’t have a closet, it’s a den/office/etc. (I work for a real estate appraiser and I’m in the process of getting my license and this is what I learned but obv it’s possible it varies state by state)

[@Lexis.2510]

My husband is an electrician who does commercial and at least for Washington to be a bedroom it has to have a window 🤷‍♀️

[@shadypalmtree2989]

@@Lexis.2510 It's purely dependent by state, but for the most part, a bedroom is has to have an egressed window (a window that can open and fit a human person in case of emergencies) and/or a separate entrance/exit. Closets don't necessarily determine a bedroom in most states.

[@missbeaussie]

@@shadypalmtree2989 and then you chuck a roller door on the window.

[@japbstudios]

What if a house has zero closets? My house is so old, apparently my grandfather, after moving in, from their last house that burned down entirely, inverted the electrical system himself, since there was no electricity. There is literally oil lamps still on the wall. We have a stove for warmth. One oil lamp broke, it saddened me. They were twins, each on a side of the giant mirror, bigger than most TV's I've seen, that's just on the wall of the computer room, the room with the stove, it's the middle. The bathroom didn't exist, they built it. After the fact. There were more stoves, but they removed them. My mother came home, opened the door, which leads straight into the kitchen, no hall ways, except upstairs, that's all one hallway, with two branching off rooms. The kitchen had no floor, they had decided to renovate it, while she was at school. Just a few things I've noted from my mother. There's also a tree line, along the road. Because city people kept picnicking on the property.

[@fallentalks672]

1:13 Alabama||9 Mil. 2:57 Alaska||4 Mil. 4:17 Arizona||22 Mil. 5:43 Arkansas||12 Mil. 6:45 California||135 Mil. 7:27 Colorado||78 Mil. 10:35 Connecticut||55 Mil. 11:05 Delaware||6 Mil. 13:23 Florida||95 Mil. 14:16 Georgia||16 Mil. 15:11 Hawaii||35 Mil. 15:47 Idaho||27 Mil. 17:23 Illinois||45 Mil. 17:55 Indiana||17 Mil. 18:43 Iowa||10 Mil. 20:26 Kansas||5.8 Mil. 21:48 Kentucky||7 Mil. 22:19 Louisiana||17 Mil. 23:05 Maine||9 Mil. 23:50 Maryland||25 Mil. 24:29 Massachusetts||45 Mil. 24:49 Michigan||12.5 Mil. 25:32 Minnesota||15 Mil. 26:09 Mississippi||8 Mil. 26:34 Missouri||11.2 Mil. 27:16 Montana||28 Mil. 28:20 Nebraska||9 Mil. 28:27 Nevada||48 Mil. 28:56 New Hampshire||25 Mil. 29:11 New Jersey||33 Mil. 29:28 New Mexico||16.5 Mil. 29:55 New York||100 Mil. 30:15 North Carolina||10.3 Mil. 30:29 North Dakota||2.7 Mil. 30:32 Ohio||7 Mil. 30:46 Oklahoma||8 Mil. 31:06 Oregon||65 Mil. 31:37 Pennsylvania||25 Mil. 31:47 Rhode Island||35 Mil. 32:01 South Carolina||14.5 Mil. 32:16 South Dakota||24 Mil. 32:26 Tennessee||45 Mil. 32:41 Texas||39 Mil. 32:45 Utah||69.2 Mil. 33:01 Vermont||12 Mil. 33:27 Virginia||60 Mil. 33:45 Washington||28 Mil. 34:09 West Virginia||19.5 Mil. 34:38 Wisconsin (My state, anyone want cheese?)||20.7 Mil. (I was actually looking at houses a while ago, and I got bored and decided to look at the most expensive, thus seeing this one, really cool it made it in here.) 34:47 Wyoming||44 Mil. I only really did this because I get panic attacks during storms, and it started storming. I hope everyone has a good day! ello

[@chronically_btch]

a fellow wisconsinite!!

[@maybesmusic223]

hello from wisconsin, a year later

[@ej_art_nerd]

hello fellow WI peeps!

[@-muffintop-1391]

Hello from Minnesota

[@A.Huddy.2273]

Wisconsin! Ever hiked Rib Mountain? Beautiful views and fun rocks to climb on

[@dems1978]

Also, if i may add - rich people houses (at the ludicrous money spending levels) are weird all over the world. Seems like the more money people have, the less they know how to use it well

[@j.pnewcomer1069]

Yep, just because someone's rich doesn't mean they have taste.

[@cristina6574]

It’s not just that. It feels like they NEED to spend a huge amount of money so they keep adding stuff to it until they end up with a mismatched mess

[@doorlord1521]

Alternate title: “Ethan Judges The Terrible Snooty Richness Of YOUR State” My state review: “40,000 acres??? How do you even know if people are trespassing?” 💀

[@knight764]

he just called mine boring and left in 5 seconds

[@CookiesDC]

I live in Bend Oregon and the second he pulled up the picture I was like “Looks like Central Oregon”

[@CookiesDC]

Also 40,000 acres is bonkers

[@doorlord1521]

@@CookiesDC yeah I mapped it out, that’s like twice the size of Manhattan.

[@Giraffe143]

My state review: Canada

[@cryptid4351]

I feel like everyone from the US is silently competing to see if Ethan likes “their house”

[@dragonspinach4021]

What I was thinking about through the entire video.

[@sh3rocks01]

Rhode Island here. We have beautiful houses but no one wants to live here. Not even us citizens. 😂

[@klashinov]

Won't be surprised if true

[@ohdear279]

Dude seriously I was waiting on pins and needles for Washington and we passed 😂

[@fatalglitter]

Delawarian here. That entire thing hurt my soul, but at least I don't live in that area-

[@cpfodarkvader]

All of those houses remind me of that time where I built a gigantic house in the sims and then was left with 80% of the house to fill with random rooms once I was finished placing everything my sims needed.

[@trippy_loser]

Ethan: It's like a recreational facility! And a-...and a prison?? What is this room?

[@NinjaRose23]

All of the sadist probably loved that room tbh

[@HanneyG-]

I died at that part. lol

[@trippy_loser]

@@NinjaRose23 omggg😂😂

[@trippy_loser]

@@HanneyG- sameeeee😭🖐️

[@shadovv_m0ss]

I think you'd get a kick out of the tiny house movement, Ethan. Check out Minimaliste Tiny Houses or Tumbleweed Tiny!

[@nicoleray86]

make Ethan see this!

[@vink9339]

This video in summary: "oh this house is cool, I like it! Wait, I hate it."

[@Brooke-dy7gx]

My fave quote is the one I almost choked on my dinner when hearing: It's like a WHOLE JC PENNY!

[@reharm_reality]

I love how instead of being like "wow rich people" he just complains about how ugly everything is

[@bruhnniebruh]

He was not wrong though. Everything was so goddy and distasteful

[@reharm_reality]

@@bruhnniebruh facts

[@CheshieD]

@@bruhnniebruh except for like…. Two places in the middle of no where that were the size of a normal house 😂😂😂

[@bondickle]

Idk if this is a thing everywhere but in the UK, I used to hear people "joke" that if young people dress hideously theyre usually super rich and ngl, I have spotted a few richies that way 😂 like I thought they just fancied dressing like boring adults by age 15 but no, they were just very rich and that's their uniform 😂 (this was over a decade ago before social media was a super massive thing so this may have changed obviously.)

[@Emma7878]

Nice Profile Pic!!!! ;D

[@RLynnT]

"will you sponsor me and pay off my mortgage?" Oh how I relate to that question lol

[@James-ot2kf]

I feel like a lot of these are ONE person’s dream home, and it’s the rich bastard who designed it

[@Jar0Jess]

Yepppp !!!!

[@happy.hybrid1675]

No one: Absolutely no one at all: Ethan: VaGiNaL-tHeMeD hOuSe

[@averytorkelson6037]

LMAO I was dying when he said that

[@funkylimabean2775]

"Do they have things in Montana?" - As I tell everyone, no, we don't exist.

[@ash-kl1di]

TRUUUE

[@karliewilliamson6135]

I laughed so hard when he said that

[@octdapodi4284]

No no one lives there it is a endless void

[@thatonegingerchick4666]

Do not perceive us

[@bananabot151]

Yo where are you from? I live in laurel, and it's a bottomless hole

[@mistermysteria]

Alternate title: Trying to understand terrible rich people aesthetic

[@ethanpack3116]

Mark: *buys a $4 million home Ethan: Best I can do is Zillow

[@sklove958]

Ethan: "Do the deer come with the house?" Me, a Coloradoan: "Dear, those are elk."

[@justarandomchaneldontmindm9098]

Coloradans unite! honestly I think we win for okay-est ugly rich people home

[@NinjaRose23]

Honestly out of all of them, that one is my fav. Modern homes are 👌

[@downrighthorizontal9931]

elk are deer !!

[@sklove958]

@@downrighthorizontal9931 all Elk are deer, but not all deer are elk. Moose is also deer. Same family, but different branches. Like horse, donkey, and zebra. The same but different

[@bush_kit]

It is incredibly suspicious that we are having such a disturbing lack of snow here

[@abbiethegoodnoodle4900]

Honestly Kansas was my favorite house, a lot of the interior choices were odd but the architecture screamed whimsical and I just loved it- like all the old world castle aspects and those libraries. With a little reworking it could look super magical.

[@ellogovnr2192]

if that MN house isn’t owned or bought by lesbians i’m gonna be severely disappointed

[@salmontrip1455]

Then let's manifest me getting it 😌

[@emrothedemo6415]

I cant find minnesota bruh

[@susie8799]

Omw to go buy that house

[@noelle7477]

I’d better get that house then ✋🏻

[@strawberryflavoredcyanide3464]

honestly imo it's one of the better ones💀 it might just be my aesthetic or it might be my love for vagina🤷🏽‍♀️ i live nowhere near MN but i am not opposed to living in that house

[@em0wayne]

"This house is cool" A second later: "i dont like it"

[@otakugemi8414]

Sally face 👀👀

[@CactusBootBuckle2]

*Travis*

[@raseon97]

I got a Zillow ad while watching this and it was a woman on a couch saying “is it just me who browses Zillow looking at house I can’t afford?” 🤣

[@cyndinelson6263]

The Alabama house is owned by “that family” every kid wants to be friends with - on the water, with all the fun toys and gadgets, but with someone else to clean it all!

[@chattycassiee]

Eef: **gets to Illinois** Me: please pronounce it correctly, please pronounce it correctly. please, I beg you. Eef: ILLINOIIII Me: **genuine sigh of relief**

[@TwiggyHetfield27]

I'm guessing there are people that pronounce the 'S' at the end?? If so.... that's fucking weird. And that's coming from a Jersey girl where we're divided on fucking Taylor ham vs pork roll lol

[@AngelaMarie236]

I was worried about it. I’ve talked with providers who are located in Illinois pronounce the S....

[@nicomoist5336]

My excuse is that in because English isn't my first language I pronounce every vowel until told otherwise Lmao

[@Hexer404]

Pronounced Wisconsin wrong though :') NO HARD C don't pause to fucking pronounce the c, make it flow

[@kittkatya]

It would be cool to see you do a series of this were you look at homes in each state and each state gets their own episode maybe? I feel like it would be a lot more fun that way because you get to see what each state has to offer house wise.

[@midgey50]

Lost it at “...and a... prison”

[@peopleandanimalslovm]

Me too😂😂

[@JonesyJulien]

About the Utah home: "Look at how many washers and driers they have. Lotta clothes." Ethan doesn't know about Mormons, how fortunate he is.

[@KittenKat1313]

Woah… that part came up as I read this comment.

[@JonesyJulien]

@@KittenKat1313 Serendipitous!! ^_^

[@quillpurcell8961]

Lmao yeah Utah is insane. Cant wait to leave

[@JonesyJulien]

@@quillpurcell8961 GODSPEED MY FRIEND

[@Luna-ss9tm]

@@quillpurcell8961 me too. Trying to move to Canada

[@gracel4120]

as a horse girl the random wall "decorations" in the Idaho house physically hurt me. like at first i was like cool, a halter! so i paused the video to find bits, a girth (a girth? excuse me what-), saddles split in half and stuck to walls, etc. etc. i was crying of both pain and laughter by the time Eef got to the bags randomly hanging on pegs in the bunk bed room. who in the rich people would just so casually put these in their house?

[@therealcosplayqueen]

I’m so happy you posted rn I was having a bad day and I just needed this. Thanks Eef ❤️

[@creativebagel1750]

hi !! i hope your day goes a bit better :) make sure to drink water nd eat something

[@dunkindayn]

I hope your day gets better!

[@therealcosplayqueen]

Thank you guys! ❤️

[@Milfzwelcome]

Me too :( hope your day goes better though!

[@eh2881]

Yeah same here. Hope yours gets better though :)

[@searchingsmiles]

“i didn’t know they had water in nevada” I CACKLED

[@kyrauniversal]

Me, seeing the Maine home: Ehh, it doesn't seem that off kilter as Maine usually gets. *Church House appears* Nevermind. There it is.

[@auggieb618]

“I didn’t know they had water in Nevada”

[@aydinthompson636]

“I didn’t know they had water in Nevada” -Ethan Nestor 2021

[@katjosephperez8772]

My parents got a small kitchen island with butcher block on top when I was a baby. It is so wonderful that we can move it around however we want for parties, my wheelchair access to the stove and microwave, easy use, etc. Giant built-in kitchen islands aren’t as good

[@lixak6307]

Google “dolphin statue house Indianapolis” if you want a truly hideous masterpiece- it’s literally ranked as one of the ugliest houses in America and it’s about ten minutes from my old high school

[@AlyssaTalks]

You aren’t wrong. That place is weird lookin

[@lixak6307]

@@AlyssaTalks I’m like 80% sure someone got murdered there too

[@jordanbrown89]

At first I was all "how bad could it be" and I was unpleasantly surprised. Bad, very bad. The thing hurt to look at

[@Alexis-dl5qn]

do i have shit taste or is this house not that bad

[@kimseokjin8262]

@@Alexis-dl5qn that's what I was thinking. There are some aspects of it that are terrible but others not so much.

[@lady_greene]

Ethan: says a bunch of smart tech stuff Also ethan: "I don't like this tile it's dumb"

[@Casedilla73]

Could you do another one of these? For some reason, they’re interesting. And I used to draw floor plans when I was little, and this video inspired me to do that again.

[@mattmorbel3921]

The thing at the end of the hall was a Kimono and that’s how they are hung. From the looks of it, it was used as a decorative piece.

[@Spunkysock]

"Its a lake in Michigan, so it has to be lake Michigan." I mean... he's not wrong.

[@iamhannahmontana1153]

This is what happens when everyone says don't major in interior design or architecture

[@maggihascats]

just a quick fun fact: the 'cemetery' in that kentucky home is actually a horse cemetery and is the resting place of the parents of derby legend 'man o' war' (who is the namesake of the airport in lexington). and the whole place is a horse farm too! i wish the lexington castle was on there for ethan to see cause that place is wild lol

[@vampsbones3861]

I actually really like the Minnesota house. All the black and white is lowkey really nice

[@AquamarineMoonDragon]

Why was I actually nervous for Ethan to like my state’s house

[@cloudykaley]

the Idaho house makes me feel like I got lost in a Longhorn's Steakhouse

[@tearez13]

you've heard of the endless ikea scp, now get ready for the endless steakhouse 😹

[@sw4mpy]

@@tearez13 That genuinely sounds terrifying, especially considering how many dead animals they usually have on the walls, just staring into your soul 😬

[@midwintersnight]

The thing that puts me off all of them is the fact that they are presented as Vacation Houses, but they are intended to be homes. No one wants a band stage or a restaurant kitchen in their home. It’d be pretty cool to have in a rental vacation house, but not a home. A home is supposed to make you feel safe, but these’d make you feel like a snob.

[@shoopy6646]

That one nautical theme house reminded me of every beach house I've ever cleaned. The impossible to keep clean floors. The yellow and cyan combo. The fish slapped on absolutely everything.

[@HOLLOWTVG]

doesn't surprise me that theres literally a graveyard in the kentucky house

[@EmmelyHu]

I did some research and apparently it is a horse cemetery. The owner used to breed horses. I would still feel uncomfortable tho…

[@HOLLOWTVG]

@@EmmelyHu ah, ok, thanks for letting me know. Same here, id definitely be a little less uncomfortable than if it were people, though

[@macy1090]

@@EmmelyHu ohhh that makes since. I thought they were gonna be selling great grandpa joe and great grandma margret with the house. And the main house looks kinda like (idk really know how to describe it in a more respectful way) but like a white slave owners house.

[@EmmelyHu]

@@macy1090 I had the same thoughts about the house! That’s why I wanted to find out more

[@Iamokaywithmimes]

The two graves with the horse statue are the great grandparents of Seabiscuit! Never thought some random info I know would ever be relevant lol

[@Ajlez]

"When are you gonna have this many people over?" Well, from my experience playing video games, rich people have to network all the time in order to stay important, so they are making events every week where tons of people come over to their house. If they didn't have to network all the time in order to stay rich, they wouldn't do anything with their time or their space (like us, normal people).

[@ona512]

and they wouldn't have other rich people constantly investing in their tiny side projects to keep getting revenue in the first place!

[@lfk6370]

big brain

[@oliverstuart4478]

I love watching these vids, it could be a two hour long vid and I would wanna watch more lol. You should look at the cheapest houses in every state

[@ti9erlilly]

Then put them aside by side with the most expensive one. The juxtaposition would be incredibly sad, but make a great point at the same time.

[@shaggyfae]

Some of these homes are such a waste, especially with the amount of homeless people in America, like these houses could be used to house so many people and rehabilitate them too

[@DeredereValentine]

@Spiceinajar so do you

[@dropkickpherby6994]

If I were homeless invited to one of these places...I'd get "Get Out" vibes.

[@heideknight9122]

Well people in general suck. Guy did an experiment where he gave a homeless guy a million dollars to see what he would do. He pissed it all away and ended up homeless again a few years later.

[@FluffBall2017]

@Spiceinajar "rich people suck" - Spiceinajar, 2021

[@heideknight9122]

@Spiceinajar Judge them by their behavior. Which is on display. Ha. I didn't even realize you are a hypocrite.

[@lightworthy]

as far as i’m aware: a bedroom has to have a closet to be counted, so an office room wouldn’t count as a bedroom, but a room that has no closet could be used as a bedroom if you wanted, it just wouldn’t technically count as a bedroom on the listing. so there’s a TON of extra random rooms but not as many full bedrooms

[@shamusteneyck-johnson2818]

I've grown up extremely poor, and i can't even conceptualize living in a house that big. It's not even a house at that point, right? Just a small, lonely, closed-in city.

[@jake-fj2zi]

Same like what would you even do with that space? Wouldn't it get dusty? Rich people confuse me 😅

[@jake-fj2zi]

@@aname69420 i agree so much

[@528kgreen]

“Is this a closet?!? It’s like a whole JC Penny!!” I’m dead. Best comment in the whole video.

[@Spiracle]

Now I'm just waiting for Ethan to say he'll buy one on stream for 100 gifted, then have to ring Mark up for fraud advice again.

[@tenchi5557]

What?

[@Spiracle]

@@tenchi5557 On Ethan's stream a little while ago he was talking about buying his dream car, but was still hesitating despite being able to easily afford it. He said he'd do it for 100 gifted, and when someone gifted 100 total (not at once, they'd already gifted a bunch before) he called up Mark to ask if it would count as fraud if he didn't buy the car. I'm certain there's a clip of it somewhere on KZbin if you want to see for yourself

[@tenchi5557]

@@Spiracle Thank you. Also, that is hilarious and oddly wholesome.

[@britneytaylor3055]

Ah yes.. good ol’ Ethan “I Didn’t Know There Was Water In Nevada” Nestor

[@0CaptainZer0]

6:46 "Pretty reasonable." -guy from unus annus, 2021 Ethan's editor likes hurting us.

[@crocsanddocs]

For the movie theatre room, imagine the walls are painted with a vanta black paint

[@stupidd620]

I can just imagine the people running into the walls-

[@Coll__n]

Anish Kapoor? Is that you?

[@crocsanddocs]

@@Coll__n ayo fuck that guy, serves him right that someone else was able to make a blacker black 3 times over

[@RobertMorgan]

And then you close the door and can't f-ing find it again, and now you're trapped there forever..

[@Coll__n]

@@crocsanddocs Agreed!

[@Zephbobeph]

I don't know if it exists, but if someone animated Ethan walking around that one house REALLY fast and just reading it to goddamn filth, I would cry laughing.

[@savviana]

the Delaware one? bc I would absolutely love that

[@yesitsmrclean4725]

ethan: “we’re going in alphabetical order” me: *cries in west virginia*

[@deedawoman4393]

Oh nooo D,: I just started. I'm from wv

[@talliburr2893]

Omg me too lmao. And when I saw the house and the pink and green walls my heart broke for WV

[@tylerd2086]

AHAHAH- YEAH-

[@ellakirchman5994]

Me crying in Wisconsin

[@nickylc8475]

Me tooo bro I honestly skipped to see wv 😂😂 and then got completely disappointed

[@vincenzo422]

Me: "This is extremely Connecticut" Eef: "This is a very Connecticut home"

[@panicatamericaspoliticalsc4225]

i did the same thing lol

[@Khotetsu]

As somebody who grew up on Cape Cod...what is it with New England houses?? You can spot a Connecticut home like that from a mile away! And that Delaware house? I swear I've seen that exact same interior design in every single condo, vacation rental, or summer home I've ever seen on the Cape. It's like wealthy people have 1 interior decorator they go to who says "it's near the ocean? beach theme it is!" All it needed was a few more lighthouses on the tables!

[@sukiistrawberry5691]

The cemetery is most likely for racehorses or horses that were bred for showing, racing, breeding, that kind of thing. Horses like that are kinda like trophies/celebrities that are expensive, famous and loved. This is somewhat of an educated guess though so 🤷🏻‍♀️ but really cool!

[@hannahraines]

i do this so much, like just religiously look at zillow

[@Lilah123-e2i]

Same

[@Wamucii.N]

Me too

[@thepersonnooneknows]

I have found my people

[@syahrezadifachri5121]

And here i thought i was a weird one for looking at houses that i can't afford

[@j.pnewcomer1069]

I love the instagram account "zillowgonewild" some houses aren't even expensive sometimes they're just weird.

[@missmasquerade228]

Time stamps for if you wanna skip to your state: 0:54 - Alabama 2:55 - Alaska 4:10 - Arizona 5:30 - Arkansas 6:38 - California 7:27 - Colorado 10:30 - Connecticut 11:04 - Delaware 13:14 - Florida 14:13 - Georgia 15:09 - Hawaii 15:45 - Idaho 17:21 - Illinois 17:53 - Indiana 18:42 - Iowa 20:25 - Kansas 21:48 - Kentucky 22:15 - Louisiana (that's mine!) 23:00 - Maine 23:49 - Maryland 24:27 - Massachusetts 24:48 - Michigan 25:30 - Minnesota 26:08 - Mississippi 26:34 - Missouri 27:12 - Montana 28:15 - Nebraska 28:26 - Nevada 28:53 - New Hampshire 29:11 - New Jersey 29:27 - New Mexico 29:50 - New York 30:13 - North Carolina 30:28 - North Dakota 30:31 - Ohio 30:42 - Oklahoma 31:05 - Oregon 31:37 - Pennsylvania 31:44 - Rhode Island 32:00 - South Carolina 32:15 - South Dakota 32:23 - Tennessee 32:36 - Texas 32:44 - Utah 33:00 - Vermont 33:27 ‐ Virginia 33:45 - Washington 34:08 - West Virginia 34:37 - Wisconsin 34:44 - Wyoming *Hope this helped! :)*

[@cadeuhhnnn]

Im in love with you

[@davidoaks7740]

i wanna start by saying thank you for this. but i think you missed utah

[@missmasquerade228]

@@davidoaks7740 fixed it :) thanks for letting me know!

[@vividravus]

5:29 😂 i actually just spent the last 10 mins on the floor laughing at the 'why is it not Ar-kansas' lady omg its the first time ive heard this!

[@SneakETomato]

"Iowa, that was weird. That made me feel uncomfortable." Me too Ethan, trust me. Iowans TOTALLY understand 😂 we wanna leaaaave iowa

[@conflictbrooks]

Every picture of the Iowa house looks like it came from one of those compilations you see on KZbin of rooms that are "eerily familiar."

[@carahr9413]

I feel like a lot of these houses try to mix different styles (e.g. Mediterranean, English estate) but never quite gets any of them right. Not all, but a lot

[@ashewhtt]

yo! i worked for a cleaning company, and we cleaned a $3mil house in louisiana every monday, wednesday, and friday. very big house, MARBLE EVERYWHERE. HUGE bathtub, every kid has their own room. 5 kids. every kid had their own bathroom, and there were 7 bathrooms and 6 bedrooms, plus they’re adding on soon. huge pool, TONS of land. they had their own little bridge you had to drive over to get to the front door. their own playground, pond, and tons of trees. the house was ridiculous. but yes. A HUGE CLOSET ALSO. the guy organized his clothes by color, short type, shirt type, of course.

[@gregfisher7345]

the answer to "whhhhhhy?????" is because most of these look like they were custom homes. some dude with to much money said I want my own design and had it built lol

[@tearez13]

a guy with too much money and a horrible sense of style

[@mimilove9722]

Ethan: “It’s weird on the inside” Same

[@billgarrow6372]

That was only the most expensive that are currently for sale. You should do am episode on the most expensive overall. I dont know how much it is but I spent my teen/early young adult years less than 5min from a House being built in Tampa Fl. for a really well liked doctor and his family. He unfortunately passed before the house was done but I believe they are still trying to finish it and the family is still moving into it. Im sure that is up there with the price of the one you found in Key Largo if not more than that one.

[@JosephY29]

I get what Ethan means, bringing people over to your stupidly fancy house, just seems like your only personality trait is being rich.

[@echouv661]

most rich people's only personality trait IS being rich lmao

[@ZeldaSavage]

It’s definitely overwhelming for someone who’s not used to it, but the houses are often used for philanthropy and providing jobs and housing to people outside the families who own the estates. That’s why there are so many bathrooms in a lot of them ;)

[@sleepybeab]

As a Nebraskan I’m both disappointed and not surprised.

[@princessleia9735]

Same

[@Anime-ms9pi]

As a Nebraskan I can agree, I was rly excited for him to get to it cause some of the houses are rly beautiful but I pretty sure most aren’t for sale so maybe that’s why 🤷‍♀️

[@redmessenger07]

Yep. He gave us nothing. Exactly what we were expecting.

[@Crystal_Palmborg]

Alternative title: Ethan Not Liking The Most Expensive Houses in Every State 😂👌

[@thatundeadlegacy2985]

I wonder does he not like them because he will never have them or does he actually not like them wtf does he even like>?

[@ticket7161]

“Ethan realizes he is poor for 35+ minutes”

[@ticket7161]

Just kidding, my man is prolly rich or at least richer than me

[@ticket7161]

“It’s got a bungalow kinda” “…I-… I dunno what a bungalow is actually idk why I said that” -that one kid from Unus Annus 2021

[@kodered59]

12:20 It's a rec room. Recreation. Which people sometimes use for parties. Hence the sink.

[@purplefaced_]

The flash in Iowa’s picture made it feel like some found footage true crime thing were multiple families have gone missing in the far gone past of this abandoned lakeside estate

[@FallOutWookie]

"If I slept here, I'd feel like I'd get killed by the Nazgul" bruh I CACKLED

[@amelieg246]

I know this is years old, but Ethan, I would have genuinely sat through a 3 hr video where you looked at the houses properly and read all the weird facts about them all

[@doctorwhyprime3071]

"I didn't know they had water in Nevada!" -Ethan Mark Nestor, 2021