I'M A CRASH TEST DUMMY!!!

I'M A CRASH TEST DUMMY!!!
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[@ashiko.starrr]

Dan:"I NEED TO SAVE THIS DOLPHIN!" (Sees guy) Dan:"NO I WILL NOT GET YOU STUFF!" (Walks of and forgets about helpless dolphin)

[@kristenthorsten4053]

3:27 Robo Cop found in a facility disguised as a test dummy! 5:56 Elastigirl found disguised as a military soldier! 8:48 Elastigirl found again disguised as a citizen! 14:44 Michael Jackson caught preforming Thriller on flying platform!

[@DanHomeVideos]

Lol

[@markpeterson4289]

😆 that's true though! 🤣

[@TacoFlacko]

Dan is such an inspiration! Thank you for inspiring me to do videos Dan!

[@TacoFlacko]

:)

[@jimklines7917]

I love you channel taco

[@speckd8465]

you wont do good, btw me too :(

[@vixy2321]

Hi XD

[@vixy2321]

-Cruchy Cookies HOI XD

[@rachelk6184]

Dan:Oh Thats How You SPAWN Cows Dan Literally 5 Minutes Later: OH MY GOD ITS SPAWNING COWS THATS CRAZY

[@xSolarEclipse]

second*

[@khalidmunir73]

redstone is red diamonds are blue your videos are awesome and so are you 10 likes please

[@katiebrown7099]

Khalid Munir exactly 10 likes

[@rosamendoza9801]

that was amazing

[@spdcnayy8264]

Katelynfoc

[@MonkasHoode]

You can get 100 likes for that poem

[@youdo.maizie7877]

That's right my friend.💩

[@thedoomtrainer8292]

Dan has the amazing ability to turn normal, everyday stuff into humor.

[@qb2392]

can you play more of this because I loved this it is so funny can you make this something that you play all the time please!!!!!!!

[@ernestochavarria2926]

nooooi

[@christopheraitken7874]

Ernesto Chavarria

[@destinyjade5999]

Blake Quinn YASSSSSS KING

[@shafaqaman9809]

Blake Quinn h

[@ThatAstro]

I've always loved this video :) Makes me so happy

[@IDrawAlot_1]

Relatable

[@lewisfarrow1045]

My brother never watches you, but he decided to watch it and he was laughing so much! Your the best!

[@aston8040]

Lewis 08 You're*

[@lindakotzur9649]

Do more of this game please!!!

[@deadgrass1631]

It didnt

[@thecomposerchanginggames5250]

I wish he had

[@zeme8970]

"oh its firing balls at my head" ~Dan 2017

[@aidannguyen6454]

Zeme Osa LOL

[@claragonzalez7272]

eh dbb

[@SeanPizzaSpark]

HAHAHAHA! LOL XD

[@theemarledminecarttem5687]

gott,em

[@reynatorres3830]

PizzaSpark

[@shinzokagari1709]

Dan: Look! Actual friends! The other crash test dummies: HoW cOuLd YoU sAy ThAt?!

[@genesismike]

lmao so true!

[@shinzokagari1709]

😊

[@MysticMajora]

Can i kick the banana? - Dan 2017

[@ceoofbruh1]

TheMaskedSeer lolol

[@SeanPizzaSpark]

HAHAHAHA! XD

[@999michael5]

Can I Burn this lung. -Dan 2017 Read More

[@flechjecha8754]

lol

[@nicko2883]

Zombie B03 in got trolled

[@americamartinez9053]

you should do that more because I enjoyed it

[@stevedahu6665]

Hi

[@adrian-uy7jx]

Popular Gaming *-True-*

[@petecook4402]

America Martinez hi

[@breionlang9861]

please do a part two of crash test dummy

[@Trollege.]

Breion Lang yes

[@MegaCarlos2020]

Could you do a house tour then TDM

[@user-qu7gf9dd5p]

Breion Lang wat

[@hollybevan3966]

Hi

[@johnpatrickabano2560]

HELL YEAH

[@rowan64official]

0:50 contacting the goat

[@doctorfloppy5739]

Please do more of this game

[@helentaylor7189]

Pokémon Hunters Aluf

[@flamingphoenix1014]

Lol so funny your my favourite KZbinr

[@pikachugameingandmore835]

Phoenix Williams that is my last name

[@MistixYT]

Who else thinks that dan is amazing?!?❤

[@ridex6798]

Livzii me

[@astremia3561]

Livzii me

[@fadouakhomsi7840]

Livzii me me and me

[@RaulMenendez-v4q]

Livzii meeeeeee

[@wabbywabby8187]

Livzii bruh he has over 12M subs I think tons of people do

[@lukedraws5716]

Dan: starts to love the game Goat from goat simulator: Am i a joke to you?!

[@bananaicecream13]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE GOAT SIMULATOR

[@mrsamplejay9247]

. _ .

[@mw2wesleyrivas]

R.I.P pink dummy

[@cheesecomedycentraltm5214]

I AM GOING TO YOUR TOUR DAN!

[@cheesecomedycentraltm5214]

Please like,I get hit in the face....):

[@gbtvofficial8009]

CheeseComedyCentral Tm tell your mum and dad if you're getting bullied.

[@juliad6954]

CheeseComedyCentral Tm tell him to bring back tomodachi life for me cause I can't go.

[@addmynewaccountcalledatomi1149]

Marcus Tonsing Go away dude thats not cool.

[@beccab6888]

Marcus Tonsing man thats just rude

[@BinnerMinecraft]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

[@runningawayyt2301]

haha thats funny :)

[@proxygames1561]

LOL dem puns

[@engpengseng4112]

haha thats brilliant wow

[@randomchannel3148]

good pun xDDDDD

[@ifyoudidnotnoticethisnamey4875]

wowowowowowow time consuming wowow

[@markpeterson4289]

Dan: *kicks the women and starts glitching and stretching* Me: It's Elasta Girl!

[@kristenthorsten4053]

LOL I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@Alexisadingus]

Hi dan I just got your book today I love your videos and keep up the work YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[@josephmulligan3247]

ikr

[@Tildenator]

I want to get the book where did you get it?

[@anaiahrodriguez3536]

Alex Ball08 u can get his book in scholastic for 10 bucks

[@iamneon2910]

7:15 what a quote made from the one and only dantdm 😂😂😂

[@dougcline6884]

best youtuber ever your my number one favorite youtuber of all time

[@chezlove2002]

Yo right dude he's the best

[@peteastle1315]

Kayden Cline yep

[@yoshiunited1451]

Kayden Cline yep u right. Ur the best Dan

[@ThePredator445.]

Kayden Cline the best KZbinr has the most subs ever so he is not

[@waylonlowe7543]

Stardestroyer people have their opinions don't be rude

[@siddbs]

Pls make this a series

[@wendycaballero1832]

I love your icon

[@rebeccalavender2515]

same

[@Smokey_2603]

Me three

[@fischaventine8313]

Me 5

[@braden3136]

me 6

[@jedimasteryoda9541]

Hey Dan I'm a big fan and have been here since the beginning. I really love your videos and always bring a laugh to my day. Even though people hate on you you will have more subs than haters. I was hoping you and thnx cya could play dead prison two cause you have a lot of views on that and it would be great for both you're channels. Even if you don't ( but you should ) I will not stop watching you vids, reading you're book and being a member of team TDM. Keep up the amazing work!

[@andygriffith546]

5tgggh

[@FlakeyPoo]

@@andygriffith546 that made so much sense

[@215raccooncrew3]

i am so sorry Dan for what happend in london today or yesterday. If you didnt hear there was a terrorist attack in London, England. 4 dead and 8 injured. I almost cried even though im 12. but i have strong feelings for England because im British and my dad is from London. -215 Raccoon Crew Leader

[@gargamel2282]

215 Raccoon Crew knife attack Mr.Raccoon.

[@MsKids2004-2005]

Yeah I know, I heard about that on CNN10!! :(

[@meowth3835]

I know, I am sad though I live in Nevada

[@eve4333]

Yeah I saw that on CNN News. I am praying for my uncle and aunty that live in London. It was the terrorist attack

[@215raccooncrew3]

ItsRobloxCray_13 my dad passed away 4 years ago. But thank you for asking

[@MeganMaven]

Dan:beats up every body exept the guy banging his head on a wall😂😂

[@fijisharbrough]

He's beating himself up.

[@missysims1010]

Meg come on bruh roses are red violets are blue my heart is dead I’m such a fool

[@purespirit3060]

Rude!

[@RiceSolid]

This guy, is holding someone hostage, with a boonana - dantdm

[@voiidmilk1213]

Nice video Dan! Keep up the good work!!

[@stephanierishell1470]

OMG Dan I love your vids

[@agent322]

Are we just going to ignore the fact Dan did a pretty sweet DOUBLE BACKFLIP and landed it?

[@rrs7526]

☻

[@springtrapandfreddygaming685]

I love the Crash Test Dummy Videos, I am a huge fan please do more!!

[@EnTeeSea]

I remember being notified about this video when it came out... I loved it!

[@Zer-ql3uo]

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@JeremyFan190]

Same-

[@alsogaba]

Hmmmm, running people over, kicking people, stealing cars....GTA anyone?

[@clairegadsby524]

Gavinations

[@clairegadsby524]

Gavinations yep sounds fermilure

[@exitpath9993]

yup

[@idontknoeausername1624]

yea..

[@FooLicker69]

It says it in the description

[@katybawin763]

right when Dan logs in to the game:he already broke it. Dan is good at breaking games

[@matrimonycommitteenrivacon6793]

LOL

[@bhunesan]

Lol

[@sharonmcgregor7587]

Was laughing through all of this, btw the cow was climbing the tree? 🤣🤣😂🤣😹😹

[@daniellescott3827]

Lol

[@TheDogeRobloxian]

PLEASE PLAY MORE!!!!

[@basil4702]

CadenTDM // The Doge Minecart YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[@nirvanakurt96]

dan could you play more and i love your videos

[@normanliquori3178]

dantdm does his best and plays different games so please don't yell

[@rhianogawa9848]

How many cows are too many cows? Until Dan crashes the game.

[@mythic1362]

LOL

[@theogallos4999]

This video made me laugh so hard I ❤️ u Dan ur the best and I subscribed ur such a nice person who makes me laugh everyday keep up the good work!🤣👍

[@Thememorygrowsfar]

Man this brings me back to the good days of yt

[@jumpinglemurgaming5505]

There's was this thing on the bottom left and it said contacting goat......... TEST DUMMYS AND GOAtS ARE FREINDS

[@gracehofmann5757]

Jumpinglemurgaming lol probaly

[@buffbobb]

dan thank you for inspiring me to beg my parents for this game

[@missieroberts9626]

can you help me dy telling me how you get the game and wear you got it so i can get it to iv been waten to get it

[@RandomFunnyGamer]

Bro he does that to every game I see

[@johnbrey37]

Relatable

[@johnbrey37]

The only games that catch my attention are funny games roaming games good animation and when u Ragdoll

[@buffbobb]

I just saw all these a year later I didn’t know people still watched his old videos ;-;

[@lynnie7796]

I Cant Stop LaughING From This Game 🤣

[@cieranaab345]

😆🎧xd

[@keldanyerton244]

Me too lol

[@carsextendedwarranty]

Hey, no need to yell!

[@katerinal.1934]

BREAKING NEWS : crash test dummy terrorising the city and buyed a bag hat so nobody knew him

[@katerinal.1934]

Doctor trayoras: I need to join the police to catch that guy

[@katerinal.1934]

Dan tdm : I'm going to kick everyone

[@katerinal.1934]

Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@beepbop9749]

Dan Why are you so amazing

[@twizzy1794]

Crumble Cat Because he is

[@roos238]

More crash test dummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@helentaylor7189]

The Bookcase

[@kramallove4664]

"This guy is holding someone hostage with a Boonana" haha

[@ShabbaWata]

Boonana 👾

[@KYPSTRYOG]

Dan: STOP STOP you are going to hurt your self! Me: Umm Dan he is a crash test dummy it is his/her job

[@AleMan_07]

I made a rollercoaster in Minecraft and my test subjects were villagers and the only one that survived was dr t's twin 😂

[@AleMan_07]

lol right

[@saraahmed5072]

A very fluffy UNICORN ok?

[@abbydarion1907]

ha ha ha

[@donkellyphysicaltherapyacu2774]

Dan i just wanted to say that my children LOVE you! Thanks your an AMAZING role model for my kids😁😁😁😁

[@hopesworldd7678]

I HATE THESE EMOJIS THEY LOVE PORN

[@jeannofs]

I was laughing so much at this video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I also love your videos ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@nascarvsthevideogame4466]

Same here

[@TwinVision4thesoul]

I

[@NATER-TAINMENT]

Holy crap this video is 7 years old

[@Rileyoneshot]

I know it's insane I watched this when I was 9

[@misticfuntimer9923]

Dantdm your amazing and I wish I could meet you 😃

[@itzchud4849]

I also do

[@itzchud4849]

And I think the same thing

[@joeschmos6587]

11:09 Dan:a man backflipping Me:I that Sweden’s flag This is Sweden’s flag:🇸🇪 Edit: he didn’t say a man backflipping😂

[@alonsoaznar8140]

He did

[@epicdaggerlegacydemoz5154]

welcome, buster prepare for total agony in 3 2 1 "explosion" me: ummmmmmm............

[@rachelk6184]

*distraction dance noises*

[@metonin173gc9]

14:35 DanTDM : Please allow me to ride that helicopter Captions : Please allow me to ride that elenganza

[@SoapyOwen]

Dan: WOAH you can send people FLYING! Me: oMg I wanna fly

[@dc7jensen485]

😂

[@zyanvaughn9075]

Hello DanTDM I love your videos keep on doing the great work I love the videos

[@ronagriffiths9161]

I love dantdm❤

[@monkey4598]

you are the best youtuber ever

[@AH-bx2hy]

So true :p

[@highricebss79]

HE WASN'T READY!!!!!!

[@cutyheart102]

I actually started crying because i was laughing so hard (no joke, i wiped a tear 5 minutes ago)

[@hungry4abba]

I'm your favorite fan

[@bengowens2074]

you're my favorite KZbinr

[@JohnnyR0N]

Halyalos l

[@vinceferrer5318]

Cool and the secret angent

[@chanellegalu8749]

Ok I love this and I an geting this Dan 😏😂😋

[@jemuelvalencia2819]

Hello Dan. i love the video! Can you add Jemma in some of your vids?

[@anizziy6687]

Jemuel Valencia jj

[@denzeldulay6566]

Jemuel Valencia yea he should

[@yoda1055]

Yea

[@tristanporter6425]

Jemuel

[@alphawastaken2]

Jemuel Valencia I agree with you I want her to play with Dan too

[@Smileosaur]

*How do you sit!?* ~ Daniel Middleton 2017

[@karilotvonen9676]

SwedishSmileosaur Daniel Andrew Middleton ;)

[@fonz39]

Breaking news: crash test dummy on the loose Trayaurus stated “I saw it driving and kicking people”

[@draydentownsend7226]

He said it in hhhum

[@katerinal.1934]

Doctor trayoras: I need to be a police officer so I can catch that guy

[@chrispapadimitriou4245]

*I missed the intro :(*

[@pangyuntfung5112]

Chris Papadimitriou there is no intro!

[@christophergilberthorpe7017]

Chris Papadimitriou he means he wishes the intro was back and me too ;(

[@eqrly9607]

I so agree

[@el.granjero9239]

nooooo not the intro

[@itzchud4849]

Same here... what are we talking about?

[@Its-a-trap574]

Why did the cyclops close down his school? Because he only had one pupil

[@aryooon1493]

Jack Jensen 😂

[@odhranquinn4774]

Jack Jensen that was the worst joke ever -_-

[@rfjcruise8116]

Odie !!! Rude

[@ashtondong7996]

lol

[@walterthenotoriousdog9821]

Jack Jensen booty boi

[@ChronoSoldier]

*THUMBS UP IF YOU LOVE DANTDM!!!* I make Roblox and minecraft videos as well btw! !

[@just_a_stormcloud]

ChronoSoldier love him

[@FernFolf]

“Hey mr moo” “Mooooo” “What’s yer job” “Dis ditto” “Boom” Holy mackerel

[@b4tm4n78]

so its a kids virson of gta5 really (sweet)

[@DinoJTV1]

B4TM4N ok

[@Voltage_Camo]

u spelled version wrong

[@Darkestnoir4]

Yes but no chop :(

[@auntiecoffee]

Facts

[@jessicaaa.e]

IF YOU LOSE YOUR PEN, YOU LOSE YOUR LIFE Lose your pen, can't do your homework Can't do you homework, you get bad grades You get bad grades, you'll fail You fail, you can't graduate You can't graduate, you can't get a job You can't get a job, you have no money You have no money, you can't by food You can't by food, you starve You starve, you get boney You get boney, you get ugly You get ugly, you won't get married You won't get married, you have no kids You have no kids, you're lonely You're lonely, anxiety Anxiety, depression Depression, suicide LESSON: DONT LOSE YOUR PEN

[@funnyspinobutterz1319]

BeautyTakelen Rockz lol true true

[@gargamel2282]

BeautyTakelen Rockz I have anxiety and depression. I still have my pen.

[@jessicaaa.e]

yep never lose your pen

[@kringefest]

you should know

[@kirkthejerk8925]

BeautyTakelen Rockz that's true

[@Dinkthemagnificent2]

Play chicken horse, its a really awesome multiplayer game (or single) maybe you could play it with Justin and James.

[@wesdwq9273]

triple J Justin James jemma

[@pixelbox5874]

..and the random d for dan XD j j j ...d

[@vegetableiam1274]

Dink he has

[@archieaksan831]

Dan: oh you can kick the cows great! My mom:YOU DEMONIC HUMAN

[@Jett_Lorenson6]

dan if you're listening we all need more tomodachi life please 😊

[@banes-c2908]

yes

[@hopesworldd7678]

Good 😊 emoji

[@gamersam2258]

U MAKE AWESOME VIDEOS DAN! UR AMAZING but i never got to met u. I HAVE UR BOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!

[@janecatz4781]

Me to I have your book!!!!

[@mrmrsmlavender4629]

Roses are red Violets are blue Dan is awesome And so are you!

[@lewisisdaname9630]

Super Geko Gamer 0425 L thanks ur awesome too!!

[@ElecTro-um1sf]

Super Geko Gamer 0425 L so are u

[@wabbywabby8187]

Super Geko Gamer 0425 L thx

[@neringaboguzaite4756]

THX

[@invalid6484]

Super Geko Gamer 0425 L you took that picture from ROBLOX

[@Thefifa9yearold]

The banana bit dan said the s word when he kicked the guy 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

[@Chris_Pickaxe]

WHAT THE FLIP HAPEND TO THE DANTDM INTRO?!?!?

[@meisterashmilhair4358]

Chris Pickaxe agreed

[@hassanshafayet2908]

yes i agree i am thinking is it just me or him

[@KilinicE]

He recorded too early

[@user-jc2jp7rd9f]

I thought this was going to be Turbo Dismount lol

[@tonybart]

- Lego me too

[@sylph8005]

I wish.

[@hytrxalex3574]

Your the best KZbin I ever seen

[@sanctyy]

Please Dan play more of this

[@ninjadaer6183]

I laughed so hard I couldn’t even breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kimhaddock2541]

U mean the silent laugh but ur still laughing?

[@ducqsong3659]

They were zombie Girl Scouts

[@gregsmith1526]

Monna Alejandria lol

[@cantewasteeaglefeather8875]

I'm so stupid grin hog 😧😱😦😡I WHOLD POOP 💥💩💩💩💩💩LOL POOPEI

[@cantewasteeaglefeather8875]

Lol

[@andymatthews4150]

2:39. I don't think that jumping into a giant blender makes you a cow...

[@katerinal.1934]

Doh

[@simbatheking9748]

DanTDM I always had problems of what to watch on KZbin but when I see your channel my problems go away because you make me smile

[@mattkeeler908]

Same

[@ilikethebandnirvana88]

6:05 Right in the private / family jewels

[@el.granjero9239]

OMG YES

[@archetype101]

11:26 Funny thing is that I was eating a hotdog when I saw that XD

[@prodbybilla9699]

I hope everyone is having a great day and I hope if anything is wrong remember to stay positive and stay happy!!!!! You are one of a kind and don't let anyone drag you down! 😀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 you're amazing your one of a kind, love, your new friend datboi games

[@prodbybilla9699]

😀😁😁😁😁😁

[@prodbybilla9699]

Stay positive!!!!!!

[@idagurl151]

dat boi games 😀

[@prodbybilla9699]

Yes?

[@kennywilliams6861]

dat boi games ur name is ... is ..... IS AMAZING 😁👍

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Great Video! *Awesome Game! I get So much nostalgia from watching this*

[@rachelk6184]

"They Are Holding Someone Hostage With A Boonana"-DanTDM 2017

[@darcygreenwood231]

You are the best KZbiner

[@jamesabrahart2175]

Pls do another one of this pls!!!

[@kadonthebeast2254]

Yesssssssssssss plz

[@Tjhistorian12]

Golden Hat YEEEEEEEES

[@oscarmitchell4817]

please play more😛

[@Eosullivan85]

Learn to use grammar.

[@awsomecato5809]

I agree!

[@johnnyknoxville2945]

I love your minecraft building videos

[@honeytheproto8717]

When you said *WAIT IS THAT A CUPCAKE* *i was eating cupcakes*

[@MHPAM]

I guess he can watch you through your screen. 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@Plutoeclipse]

What r the chanses of that but it happens to me too

[@feyisayo111]

As soon as I read this comment, Dan said “wait, is that a cupcake?”

[@zander6341]

ILUMMANTI CONFIRMED

[@danialkhan6833]

Lol He can read your mined

[@nsteffensen]

I'm a crash test dummy!!!! *gets destroyed immediately* Thanks for watching!

[@bananaicecream13]

HI *dies*

[@twoforone-gamingchannel9588]

Cow blender of mlg doom 😂😂

[@mimikyu4327]

3:25 the dummy... DABBED!!!!! CODE RED! CODE RED! The dummy - 😈😈😈😈😈