'I’m cheating on my BF (but it’s not cheating)'

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[@devinhallsworth5531]

"But I cried all the way home because I felt like I was retraumatizing him in some way." IN SOME MYSTERIOUS WAY.

[@incelk7979]

I somehow read this at the exact same time as the part of the video

[@TheSolitaryEye]

That little voice, suggesting that you may be doing your partner some sort of harm by sleeping with other men? That malnourished little inner-child being that instinctively knows right from wrong? That's your conscience. Listen to it for fuck's sake.

[@nfzeta128]

There are actually some weird people like that. It's almost like an addiction for them.

[@stuff5757]

How am I traumatizing him? How? Did I sniff the water that makes them frogs gay? Do I just feel like that because of 5g? Nah, it must be the government robot pigeons!

[@stuff5757]

Damn call the SCP Foundation, we need to fond out how she traumatized him!

[@paradigm537]

I admit I deliberately mislead you and manipulated you to get what I want, but I don't consider what I did to be lying. It's just playing fun games with unsuspecting participants.

[@babybear6111]

“the momo wearing eyeliner channel” .......... yknow, i didnt see it before you said it, but now i cant unsee.

[@sterbern6762]

fuck me too.

[@rabidL3M0NS]

Me too thanks

[@darian.brumari]

@@rabidL3M0NS you too?

[@MinecraftMasterNo1]

@@darian.brumari What is this? An improv orgy?

[@electricharps]

genuinely, when i opened my sub box, i saw the thumbnail out of the corner of my eye and thought it was of momo. i did not expect her to mention it lmao

[@caitlinbayley1844]

The tabs at the top of the webpage... “can I be aborted at 27 years”, “is Australia real.” Lol

[@alantremonti1381]

"sonic" looooool

[@edwardcui9723]

is no one going to talk about the anthroplane inflation vore?

[@vtr0104]

Nice catch, there, well done :D

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Time stamps please.

[@ZacksRockingLifestyle]

@@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 all visible @5:07

[@jacobroach5731]

“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?” - Michael Scott

[@greatpower6063]

I don't know why "emotional" cheating (whatever the f*ck that means) is treated differently than any other type of infidelity. It's like saying "big boned" instead of "fatass" it's the same thing! I am fat but I'm losing pounds so you sjws can't say I'm "fat-phobic" nor can you say I have "thin privilege" or some other crazy shit.

[@king.savagekingdom9929]

@@greatpower6063 I just lost weight and becoming more skinny and idk why

[@ericpeterson8732]

@ron stetz obviously you've never been in a committed relationship, then. Or you're just in it for the sex. If you're okay with your gf or wife to be going out with other guys looking for love, then you're just into "open" relationships.

[@sportsfanjw559]

Lmao

[@PaintingOfTheMind]

@ron stetz I'm Married. Happily. I am in love with the person I've married. I believe him to also be in love with me. If I found out that he was taking other girls out, telling them he loved them and generally supporting them in the way he does to me, I would be devastated. If you think that's not a betrayal, or cheating then you've never really been in love. I'm not with him out of convenience, money or sex, I want him. Him. Honestly, it's *worse* what she's doing. She didn't just go out and fuck a guy to get back at him, she's going out looking for something better than she has. She's leading on her boyfriend and the guys. If it's just sex and means nothing, yeah it's bad but if you're falling for someone else... that's awful. That's emotional cheating. I'm not saying it's wrong to fall for someone else- that you can't help. You can't control feelings. But to do that and pursue it while not talking to the person you are in an actual relationship with is cheating. Just have the balls to talk to them and break up. This is why Ted Mosby from how I met your mother is the worst character. They try to narrate him as a romantic but literally every relationship he enters into is doomed to fail because he's emotionally manipulating them, while being in love with another woman.

[@nicmckay1055]

Imagine if a guy “cheated on wife cuz no head”.

[@samsmusichub]

The world would end haha.

[@leahsander5490]

@Alex M And I imagine everyone despises them.

[@leahsander5490]

​@Lachs geräuchert Okay...? Here was my point: People despise men who cheat on their wives for ridiculously egoist and petty reasons like "she didn't give head". No one endorses scumbag behavior like that. What are you disagreeing with?

[@Halil.Ibrahim688]

There is a term called "Strange Head"

[@nicmckay1055]

Robert Sander I don’t think he is disagreeing with that, I think we can all agree cheating for any reason is fucked up and makes you a bad person. I just don’t understand how a person can read that article and say yea that’s sound logic. It physically hurts my head

[@RAGEAlanBun]

>”I’m not cheating” >“Lots of other people cheat” Pick one.

[@minnabaru341]

Andrew Brown I choose "Pick one."

[@arfles]

I mean, everybody's doing it... like, okay, not everyone, but enough to keep my conscience quiet about the not cheating I'm not doing.

[@nETbKaH]

@@arfles and there also a lot people who kill! Just sayin'...

[@riesen8994]

Yes

[@afonsopereira3223]

Lol good one

[@shineagmikun7294]

this happened to me before, i was flirting with a girl that my friends showed me as "easy" and i was surprised since she was in a short relationship with one of my close friends, i was a little suspicious at first, but very desperate for anything, i texted her for a bit, she was cute and all, and when we started to fix to go on a date i asked her before going into my car " hey, you're single right ?" she replied " no i have a boyfriend but he's not in town" i immediately apologized and canceled the date and told her that i don't want to be part of any cheating and that it's really bad, she kept being pushy and flirting even weeks after that so i just blocked her.

[@xcalium9346]

I hope you told the BF

[@shineagmikun7294]

@@xcalium9346 i don't know the guy so i didn't bother

[@xcalium9346]

@@shineagmikun7294 F for that lad. Hope he got out.

[@lynnes1864]

if you only wanted to get with her because you thought she was easy, then why did you agree to a date and not a hookup? Sounds like both of you were being dishonest.

[@shineagmikun7294]

@@lynnes1864 that wasn't the main reason, I was looking for a gf and she was probably the one looking for a hookup, I really wanted to have a gf back then and being "easy" wasn't the only reason I was going to go out with her

[@necasperaterent29386]

Author: *gives literal definition of cheating* Also Author: It's not cheating tho.

[@BlaiseArath]

changing definitions to meet their demented version of reality is basically par for the course.

[@TheSlicktyler]

This reminds me of that one episode with Patrick and Manray

[@user-vx2up4ze4d]

Okay, but are we not going to talk about her other tabs?: "Can I be aborted at 27 years" "is australia real" "sonic"

[@nothingraven]

"sonic x shrek fanfic" And "Anthroplane inflation vore" I wonder what her next video is going to be

[@doomdoot6731]

"sonic x shrek fanfiction" "anthroplane inflation vore" < that one I don't even know what half the words mean. And that is a three word search!

[@eviethorne2511]

3:19 for the lazy

[@fletchcnc6977]

Ha ha ha! Everyone knows "Australia" is filmed on the same set where they faked the moon landing!

[@AdonisGaming93]

nothing unusual for shoeonhead XD

[@TearThatRedFlagDown]

Heh imagine if the boyfriend had a "period of experimentation he had to go through" what would she think of that?

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376]

He did. She didn't like it.

[@bonelesscommunism4031]

Smitty Werben Jaeger man Jensen she’s a hypocrite then

[@WastedTalent83]

lol imagine that he did it ONCE (maybe) and got punished with humiliation and had to apologize while she can do it for 18 months with like 50 different guys and then say "it was a period" :D Equality at its finest

[@alissaa2809]

@@WastedTalent83 how fo you know he did it once? And how does this connect to equality? Its a fucked up realationship. Nothing to do with gender differences

[@macklyon7476]

The girl said that if he did that to her then she’d be crushed.

[@smexyapman]

"Im not the only one doing this" Yea, bad people exist, there are a lot of them. you are in a big club

[@fieryelf]

If she doesn't think she's cheating why is she making a blog online about it to seek validation from others.

[@schoolsout901]

Becuase she feels guilty or got caught

[@sophiacristina]

Because its better to convince the universe about your "inocence" rather than accept the harsh truth...

[@Nonaryfame]

Because our creator has a sick sense of humor and doesn't want us to be happy

[@patrickcorrea6295]

Because Click Bait

[@Lorkisen]

Or because she is a narcissist?

[@SharpEdges47]

"I'm not cheating, I'm just hiding the fact that I'm seeing other people from my SO" There's a word for that action. It's called "cheating"

[@dyver123]

This might sound ignorant, but what does SO mean? 😅

[@TheAdAarora]

Significant other

[@deadplaya]

When you try to explain the meaning of a word to make it seem like you're not doing that

[@zyantherdarkoth9197]

@Foxy356 No it isn't... well not necessarily anyhow. A party has to be married for adultry to be a thing.

[@benedeksz2254]

@@dyver123Stack Overflow

[@DriscolDevil]

"You think I could do better than this?" *shows grown man in star trek uniform* Nah, the guy has taste.

[@mdredheadguy1979]

Vilesentry Agreed!

[@fritz6462]

(Sees his phaiser) *WET*

[@abiscan00]

Jajajajajaja muy buena

[@gcil8214]

Vilesentry bruh I wasn’t aware there was better.

[@asmith8673]

Grown men wearing Star Trek uniforms made it popular in the first place (Shatner, Nemoy, Takei, etc.).

[@electricpants8194]

She wasn't in love, you don't cheat on someone you're in love with.

[@ELbabotas1]

some people just are born backwards and that's sad

[@charliekahn4205]

Then what's an open marriage? Torture?

[@electricpants8194]

@@charliekahn4205 Yes.

[@nutterbotter8308]

@@charliekahn4205 it’s not cheating if both partners in the relationship are okay with it.

[@UrBaNMCPaladinZ]

@@charliekahn4205 A bullshit concept made for people who sought to find a way to 'rent' love.

[@dizzyflyflu]

"Momo wearing eyeliner channel." I died XD

[@MichaelBirks]

Mental pictures cannot be unseen.

[@dizzyflyflu]

No, not momo from some anime

[@zoppie]

I thought Shoe HATED anime. Has she been LYING to us all this time?

[@SB-wj8oj]

lol She means the Momo challenge not anime

[@MikhaelAhava]

Oh, momo’s a meme so yeah.

[@THE______TRUTH]

Momo wearing eyeliner. Jesus Sh0e take it easy. 😂

[@dustinmartin9]

Gotta love well crafted self deprecating humor 😂

[@KudoShinichii1412]

That's the truth

[@stevenjohn7892]

Scrolled down immediately when she said that to see the comments

[@Dan89201]

How many white knights do we think there will be in the comments?

[@neosubzero2880]

I can't not see it now.

[@DarkArmageddon]

"can i be aborted at 27 years" "is australia real" "sonic x shrek fanfic" "anthroplane inflation vore"

[@MohitPJoshi]

4:59 M. Bison approves.

[@MercilessRaven613]

I was wondering if anyone else had noticed lol

[@doncarlin9081]

Yeah I saw those too lol.

[@OokamiKageGinGetsu]

Okay, I got all but the last one.

[@collinmclaren6608]

The shoe lore is getting deeper and deeper

[@Truly_Rudly]

I don’t use dating apps, probably never will, but being ghosted with not a word of explanation would totally screw me up. The author of the article is awful for cheating, sure, but also for what she does to the unwitting guys she cheats with.

[@ultimatekunochi6577]

As someone that has been ghosted by a close friend: it DOES screw you up

[@wtfzalgo]

I dunno abt you all, but it seems ghosting has become the norm at least from my experience.

[@ultimatekunochi6577]

@@wtfzalgo I’m sorry you had to go through that.

[@ChildrenOfRadiation]

Nah, you'd emotionally suffer, but you'll be fine at the end of the day. Don't let shit like this get to you (and prepare some emotional support net beforehand).

[@varietyvince6583]

@@ultimatekunochi6577same here

[@ari-ux7ht]

3:15 "can I be aborted at 27 years" "is Australia real" LMAO

[@skynut_6988]

“Sonic”

[@ScootersMum1]

HAHAHAHAHA great catch.

[@thomasblake5174]

Actually I think I saw "sonic x"

[@mr.avocato6624]

Exactly what I caught and started going through the comments to see if anything is odd with it 😂😂😂

[@phoenix0153]

LOL!! I saw that too and immediately had to look as see if anyone said something. Omg thats jsut good content

[@elisahatz]

Not only she’s breaking her boyfriends heart. She’s breaking so many other guys’ hearts, and that’s just sick.

[@R421Excelsior]

That's what bothers me. Her boyfriend betrayed her trust, so he deserves it. But she's not only betraying his trust but also trust of several innocent guys. She's literally using them.

[@patrickstephen8236]

I would rather know that I’m being used than go on a date and not know why a person ghosted me. I get shortness of breath just thinking about the pain those guys must have felt after randomly being ghosted.

[@ex_vitae]

Atlas I’m a firm believer in “what’s in the past is in the past”. If he put enough time in to rebuild her trust and managed to get her to stay around, then even he didn’t deserve it. Also, two wrongs don’t make a right. And 47 wrongs DEFINITELY don’t make a right.

[@ravenraven1340]

@@ex_vitae I agree. I don't believe in "once a cheater, always a cheater". People make mistakes, but they are capable of learning from them and changing. If he genuinely was sorry and put effort into repairing the damage, then he doesn't deserve this. We don't know how he cheated, or what circumstances led to him doing it. We don't know how intentional it was. However this woman is doing it deliberately, more than once with multiple people. And being cruel to them too by wasting their time and leading them to think she's interested and available when she's not.

[@briaormead4239]

Agreed, her boyfriend had it coming but why hurt the innocent?

[@CrimsonAngel3275]

Me: Maybe it's about time I tried dating again. It has been a while. *Watches video* Me: ...Dating sim games are also an option.

[@PepicWalrus]

Monster Prom dude.

[@xmichaud]

Stories like this create more MGTOWs

[@martinmendiolamm]

May i recommend Doki Doki Literature Club?

[@lonewanderer1262]

Hehe I agree

[@gameronfire584]

Well huniepop 2 is coming out soon so...

[@Lizotte100]

"Try your hardest not to make others suffer in your path of self destruction." best quote of 2019

[@emmbo5607]

“I felt like that freedom was owed to me” THATS NOT HOW HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS WORK

[@mdredheadguy1979]

*Emmbo* you are 100% correct!

[@岩の下駅]

Toxic femininity right there. I'd say every feminist is toxic because they talk about powerful business positions being owed to them because vagina.

[@mdredheadguy1979]

岩の下駅 True!

[@alexk2ap198]

Lmao makes me think of somebody I know

[@LivyRivy]

By being cheated on first, she feels like she should get a freeby because it's "fair".

[@MeepMeep88]

Lol if that girl doesn't have the balls to tell the dude on a normal day...She ain't going to let him know when they're serious about marriage 🤣

[@MeepMeep88]

@@vanukas8783 You're gonna do well in college.

[@bigwill5753]

i killed someone, but you know, I don't consider it 'killing'

[@Ektalon]

I just made them really, really sleepy . . .

[@averagecrusader6850]

Ya it’s just called making someone not living

[@coreythepeanut]

It's just... un-lifeing.

[@_meldrop_]

I call it relieving them of their duties.

[@Northychen]

BigWill it's not like a serious committed murder if it's just a backalley stabbing you know

[@bleachfan43]

Imagine anybody at this day and age actually having any sort of empathy

[@anothercoda3403]

It's not real. There is only individualism in this Darwinian world. That's it

[@charliekahn4205]

@@anothercoda3403 Who says individualism and empathy cannot coexist? Empathy is a highly useful tool in a Darwinian world if used correctly.

[@anothercoda3403]

@@charliekahn4205 I was in a very dark place when I wrote this, and I kind of still am. In order for empathy to be useful in a Darwinian context, to me, any context destroys the value of empathy. The end result is a scenario that benefits the person performing said empathy--something selfish, not selfless.

[@charliekahn4205]

@@anothercoda3403 Just think of it this way: the Darwinian usefulness validates empathy, and you don't need a reason for it.

[@anothercoda3403]

@@charliekahn4205 that feels like logical fallacy, but, ok

[@lorddewlox1284]

When Shoe pulls out John Ceena and Trump memes in the same video in the span of a minute, you know shit's serious.

[@harikjay8825]

Don't forget about the "YES"

[@defencebangladesh4068]

hahahaha yes

[@NateCooperino]

Those tabs: "Can I be aborted at 27 years" "Is Australia real"

[@anothergamingchannel2656]

Had to check the comments just to see if anyone else caught that lmao

[@williamgerardo2827]

Oh good I’m not the only one who noticed

[@adi9530]

Let's not forget sonic x Shrek fanfiction (which is probably what it is)

[@imacheckneck]

IS australia real???????

[@adi9530]

@@imacheckneck probably not

[@TheTlay101]

Sarah: I cheat but not really Sh0e: *BEGONICUS THOTICUS*

[@andrewbergamann7982]

WHOMST'D'VE THOTTIN'!!!!!!??????

[@Hiyaza2]

Tabs open: "can i be aborted at 27 years old" "is australia real" "sonic" epic

[@roseanthoney7249]

“Welcome to the Momo with eyeliner channel!” Oh gurl, I love you so much.

[@stuart8taylor]

What's a momo?

[@Specopsomega327]

stuart8taylor XD XD

[@stuart8taylor]

I was being serious

[@readuth1488]

There can only be one

[@arandomlanguagenerd1869]

The tabs she has opened in her browser😂😀 *Can i be abandoned at 27?* *Is Australia real?* *Sonic x Shrec fanfic* *Anthroplane inflation vore* 😀😂

[@pierre-luctrahan1186]

Can I be aborted*** even funnier

[@MichaelSephiroth]

You shouldnt laugh too much about it... heard how you can be aborted months after birth now ? Give it a few years... and you can abort your kids when teens n nasty, or at 60yo and send u to an elders home xD

[@LiterallyCanada666]

MichaelSephiroth not how that works

[@rjc0234]

and link to patreon is called "muns" lol

[@seracris8357]

Oh shit easter eggs xD

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

*"...on one of the world's most popular dating apps"* Translation: *TINDER*

[@TimmmTim]

Thx Katharine Obvious

[@poe12]

They who pay no for plugs have no name in media :-)

[@eleonayrankin2545]

Toxic Level: Over 9000.

[@weskside8349]

"Welcome back to the Momo wearing eyeliner channel." I can't unsee it.

[@w1ck3dz0d1ac]

I wondered what my strange attraction to her was. I just thought it was her sarcasm. She's like Daria and Jane rolled into one girl...

[@weskside8349]

@@w1ck3dz0d1ac What the fuck?

[@austinpoznoski3083]

"As told to Alexandra Jones" does Alex Jones think hes slick or somethin we know thats you

[@jasonmcandrews3564]

Peeped

[@j5892000]

What if..

[@lexx9621]

Woahhh...

[@alexandrajones2033]

I'm crying because that's also my name :')

[@AndreS-xq5nk]

@@alexandrajones2033 Quit lying Alex, we know it's you, admit it. Your gay frogs(made gay by chemtrails, not born gay) give you away.

[@yellan499]

Lmao I love how you proposed with the wage gap button

[@martinarden9705]

"Will you contribute about 70 cents for every dollar I make to our collective household budget?" If that isn't part of someone's marriage vows by now, it should be.

[@spadeghostvampire7777]

You said that perfectly!! 😄

[@sirlunchalot1697]

It‘s not murder, when i stab someone and he Survives!

[@SavaninStar]

That statement is actually true. It's a murder attempt.

[@justincase9284]

@@maxotto9877 this guys been to the jailhouse

[@MikhaelAhava]

Frustrated murder?

[@tsopmocful1958]

Murder 'lite'.

[@VideoGameHaven]

tsopmocful or perhaps Diet Murder.

[@mksmike]

"I’m pretty sure that any expert would agree: this is one of the world’s worst ways to handle a partner’s infidelity" It's not one of the worst, it's the worst. Nothing good will ever come out of holding onto a relationship just so you can get payback or harm the other person in any way. There is no way she thinks he'll stay with her when she drops the bomb.

[@jackdanielsinthelionsden1887]

"Can I be aborted at 27" "Is Australia real" "Sonic X Shrek fanfiction"

[@joaosoares-rr5mj]

saaaanic!

[@TheSharpoint1]

The answers: Yes, No, Sonic x Shrek triple x triple penetration 12 inch ogre cock

[@Somefrickface]

Are we just gonna ignore "anthroplane inflation vore"

[@gaedikus]

@@Somefrickface OWO we certainly aren't going to ignore it

[@jackdanielsinthelionsden1887]

+Yarn Kirby I wanted it keep for myself

[@heatherdouglas3459]

"My boyfriend cheated on me and broke my heart so I will do the same to all other men" 😒

[@MasterCrumble]

Yeah that about sums it up. Get a therapist, Sarah you freaking maniac. Or just break up and fool around for a few years. I mean gotdam.

[@NoProHarrie]

Only to guys she thinks are really special

[@JohnA...]

no, she isn't cheating on all other men, only her current "boyfriend"... All other men she is just lying to them so they will pay for her fun nights out.

[@heatherdouglas3459]

@@JohnA... no I meant she's going to break other men's heart like her boyfriend did to her. But yeah she is just using these men for an ego boost and a good night out.

[@heatherdouglas3459]

@Error 404 of course. 😁

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

"My boyfriend cheated and confessed to me, so rather than break up with him, I'll cheat on him with thousands of other guys behind his back and deny all of them."

[@alaplaya5]

She dated ton of guys who were nice... Even nicer than his boyfriend, still she decides to stay with him. Well both are stupid so I hope they stay together and don't destroy other people's lifes

[@jacobguillerey4476]

@@alaplaya5 well... we can imagine what the offspring will end up as .

[@oculed1101]

Thousands whoa she's not gene simmons dude

[@NA-vz9ko]

Lmao way to be the bigger person.

[@alaplaya5]

@Olivia I yeah and it's harder if you're stupid, that's why I'm glad they are together

[@HumanLiberty]

“Hurt people hurt people“ may sound cheesy and cliché nowadays, but it’s actually wise and true as fuck.

[@JordanEndTimeServantOfYah144]

did you propose with the wage gap button? hahaha 😂😂😂

[@shantanupatil8551]

I would definitely say yes, just sayin

[@WritingGeekNL]

It's already my wife. ;)

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Its busted

[@adrianwee7535]

shes just basically hanging on to her BF until she finds someone better. hence the (not cheating) cheating dates

[@jackh9708]

probably doesnt want to leave because of he's paying the bills. thats usually the case

[@homosexualitymydearwatson4109]

That’s still fucked up. If that’s the case then she should have the balls to break up with him, not fuck with peoples’ lives because she can

[@SomeKindaSpy]

I knew a dude who did this. Fucking insane people.

[@johnbearjunkyard]

SAOnline nailed it

[@williwonti]

Sounds like revenge cheating with extra steps, but OK

[@seanmathias232]

You're right Morty. If I convince him that he's cheating on *His* partner, he'll think it's not bad when _I_ cheat on my partner"

[@MrCSP24]

She could have saved a whole lot of time by simply writing “I’m a hypocritical, treacherous sociopath.”

[@classydays43]

"my partner cheated on me, but instead of ending the relationship, I went on a sociopathic tirade by emotionally abusing as many men I could find as payback for my self-serving sense of satisfaction."

[@SheenCorp]

>has 1.1 million subscribers >records on an iPod shuffle

[@Lunalite]

More like a camera from the cold war

[@kartikayysola]

It's not Shoe without a potato cam.

[@Lunalite]

@@kartikayysola At least give us 720p

[@kartikayysola]

@@Lunalite neverrrrrrrrrr *evil laughter intensifies*

[@Lunalite]

@@kartikayysola GIB ME DAT SAXY 720P BOI

[@TheOriginalArchivist]

I feel like she should have discussed an open relationship with him, but seeing that neither of them apparently has any ability to communicate like normal humans it probably wouldn't work out.

[@dbackscott]

"...seeing that neither of them apparently has any ability to communicate like normal humans..." I guessing that probably sums up their relationship.

[@someguy9597]

I feel like when you have an "open" relationship your'e just friends with benefits at that point, like your'e voluntarily cucking yourself, I don't see any beauty or honor at all in relationship like that. That's just my opinion though.

[@3ncore706]

The Sauce Lord My thoughts exactly, just be honest and say you're fuck buddies lol

[@checkthisout7616]

yeah, to get fucked by the most capable partner of the relationship fast, and suffer psychological abuse and damage XDDDDD

[@GrubHuncher]

@Danielle That's weird and bizarre. Are you going to tell your grandchildren you were plowed by other men while you were with grandpa? That would mentally scar me honestly.

[@Fleados]

3:12 "Can i be aborted at 27 years" "Is australia real" *OH SHOE, YOU RASCAL*

[@Obelion_]

give me the asnwer NOW!!

Nice easter egg

[@IkEisawesome7]

"Sonic x Shrek"

[@adrielstout6844]

This is why you talk to your partner. That is why my wife and I have been together for 12 years and we love each other more than we ever have.

[@adraidok]

Kinda alarming that infidelity is trying to get normalized.

[@Andrew-gn9qp]

I think its because so many people out there think humans are supposed to be poly-amorous as an excuse for why they can't keep their it in their pants. No, we are not, we are majority monogamous, we evolved and diverged from the slutty bonobos who just hump anything that moves.

[@deadplaya]

@@Andrew-gn9qp and to support the fact that we're monogamous beings, we stay with one person to form a successful family and to keep the species going

[@nizarshawwa3704]

​@@Andrew-gn9qp poly-amorous works just fine if you were an animal, humans on the other hand have a much more complex societal system. And this chaotic slutfest does nothing but increase the chances of creating future generations of criminals, murders, girls with daddy issues, abandonment issues, poverty, gun violence etc. It shatters the very foundation of a nuclear family, and consequences follow. Just look at whats happening to the black community in the states. If those humans really want to be so animalistic, I highly suggest they take inspiration from wolfs since they're monogamous and have a slightly interesting social construct between them.

[@fancychancey9253]

Nizar Shawwa but remember there are animals that pair for life too! ;)

[@elgatochurro]

Since divorce was made more available and the pill

[@user-no3fp3oo2i]

did you just propose with “muh wage gap”?

[@mattshap9731]

Would you say no to thuh wage gap?

[@syv6173]

lol i was gonna sub because i like the style you have for your channel but then i saw roblox

[@user-no3fp3oo2i]

Syv OOF

[@user-no3fp3oo2i]

Syv tbh, that’s fair.

[@screamingfluffycat]

*on a dateing/hook up app* "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

[@yeeoleswsh1450]

Anthony Scott *dating*

[@Zerephiehel]

"sorry im just here for friendship and talking"

[@royalemeraldbuilder5058]

@@Zerephiehel ...then gtfo

[@Zerephiehel]

@@royalemeraldbuilder5058 alright mate already did after wasting my time there for too long o3o

[@royalemeraldbuilder5058]

@@Zerephiehel IKR? Match is so much better, probably cuz you have to pay for it

[@undeadunicorn1005]

"can i be aborted at 27 years" "is australia real" "sonic" 3:15

[@EmmersonSprocket]

"Oh wait, the bun." Thank you!

[@irain4927]

Boyfriend:I cheated Girlfriend:*cheats for revenge* Girlfriend:I cheated,but not really. Boyfriend:How do you "not really" cheat?

[@darkarilivingshadow9781]

Well yes...but actually no

[@shinooo8291]

Dark'ari Livingshadow Boyfriend: I cheated on you Girlfriend: **cheats for revenge** Boyfriend: Did you cheat on me? Girlfriend: Well yes but actually no

[@malcohmm.m7212]

Funny thing is, she's become worse than her bf. The irony

[@IgorNaverniouk]

"Try your hardest not to make others suffer in the path of your self-destruction." Can I get this on a t-shirt or a poster please?

[@maracachucho8701]

Remove the "not" make it ironic, sounds better that way imo.

[@Strider626]

Would buy it For sure

[@merp7280]

Lets make it happen

[@notgreatgale]

these people do NOT need to be in a polyamorous relationship. that is the very, VERY last thing people with commitment issues need. what people don't realize is that polyamory, whether it's more than one life partner or partners seeing people other than themselves consensually, actual polyamory takes SO much communication and trust, something this couple (and especially this person) obviously don't have. open relationships are not "get out of cheating free cards", because you still need to let your partner know who you're seeing!!! if you can't do commitment, don't even think about trying to commit to more than one partner,

[@derekburge5294]

>"Are actually in a committed relationship." >Dates outside of *committed* relationship. >That word you keep using; I don't think it means what you think it means.

[@snarkyswede526]

@@pooounderscoreman This is not one of those relationships, from what we've been told though.

[@kenanhoffpauir897]

Ages ago, I had a girlfriend that I had been with for about 4 years send me a text one night, it was super sweet and went on and on with praise about how great I made her feel. It continued about how I reignited her love for photography, and how exciting, and electric our relationship was. Then she talked about how great of a photographer I was. I wasn't nor ever had been a photographer. It was like a rollercoaster, but at the end of the ride, someone rips your asshole up over your head, and you get to wear yourself as a hat.

[@jimmythornseed8605]

That's a *huge* OOF

[@botondhoos4648]

F

[@kalesmart1]

Fuck I'm so sorry

[@TheCapitalWanderer]

F

[@shgds]

F smh😔😔😔

[@TheVagabondGadite]

They're both so terrible that they ironically deserve each other.

[@Eclectic-Sheep]

0:07 “you think I could do better than this?” She could, in fact, do better than that.

[@NewbyTon]

Thief: seems pretty good logic Thief: _steals diamond_ Thief: _gets caught_ Thief: _goes to court_ Thief: Just cus I stole a diamond, doesn't mean I committed crime

[@swoopiepoopy1608]

Sneak: 100

[@AmandaM1565]

In this senario though it's most like: Theif#1: steals diamond Theif #2: steals diamond from original theif Theif #2: gets caught with stolen diamond. Pleads innocent even though he knew diamond was stolen because he took it from the original theif. He didn't steal it in the first place, but he also didn't turn it in. IT STILL DOESN'T MAKE STEALING THE DIAMOND OK FFS.

[@ResidentMilf]

She only goes on one date, so it's more like breaking into a museum, picking up the diamond, oohing and ahing over how pretty it is, then putting it back, then at your B&E trial, proclaiming that no crime was committed because you didn't steal it.

[@amplevelvet5763]

There was literally a case like that in hungary. A Guy stole a bike, the owner sued him. He told the judge that, he only took the bike because he wanted to go home with it..(Despite the fact that he cut the lock of from it.). The owner lost his bike to him and had to pay the court fees.

[@baab4229]

"Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else....noticed"

[@dondemitri3760]

Can't be cheated on when you don't have a girlfriend!

[@ImGonnaFudgeThatFish]

Yeah as long as you see a different guy you're into and break up before going into another relationship, everything's fine :^)

[@noangles1564]

TAPS HEAD MEME

[@anousenic]

Instant Victory

[@decidiousrex]

So, basically: -Guy cheats on girl, feels awful, tells her -Girl responds by carrying out scheme to emotionally cheat on guy several times over the course of 18 months, justifies herself constantly but never stops Yep, sounds about right

[@foobar1979]

@Nick That's the real reason why she's doing it. She wants to destroy him when he loves her the most.

[@lastbastion3333]

Typical women

[@epope98]

@Spacey well divorce rates say otherwise, women initating 70% of them

[@PlayaSinNombre]

Spacey just because you know more women that are not cunts, does not mean that everyone shares your experience

[@zealousiewestern43]

Does it really matter if he "felt awful"?

[@rooski1191]

Shoe criticizing this girl for remorselessly blocking dudes with no explanation. Like, welcome to online dating for dudes...

[@jerbil9353]

Quick tip: If you have to hide it from your partner, you know it's cheating

[@WritingGeekNL]

Sooo, if you secretly eat the last cookie and need to hide it from your partner because else (s)he may get angry. Is this cheating? Hahaha

[@MinecraftMasterNo1]

Damn it, I have to tell my gf when I masturbate too? Well, it's better than cheating I guess

[@xmichaud]

@@MinecraftMasterNo1 She doesn't know?

[@xmichaud]

@@WritingGeekNL Cheating on your diet it is!

[@pennytrui1149]

@@WritingGeekNL he or she said if you have to hide it. why are you going to hide that you ate the last cooky your whole life.

[@kashish8960]

Even shoe's camera quality is better than pewdiepie, he truly lives a 240p life

[@ppidk2267]

That's why T-series is better

[@shamrock7456]

Unless he’s in his other office lmao

[@italianmiltyfriedman6264]

But hes living rent free in your heads Subscribe to pewds

[@MikhaelAhava]

@Zion Luke agree.

[@raven_exe90]

Doesn't matter I live in "auto" quality

[@indianinja420]

Person: Are you cheating? Sarah: *Well yes but actually no*

[@Boekemannetje]

A ninja from Canada..? No such thing

[@oswald2799]

Well no but actually yes

[@Wavicle]

It's only technically cheating. That's the best kind of cheating.

[@treecultleader970]

No shoe, australia isnt real

[@anouck9964]

can we just talk about shoe's open tabs? "is australia real?" "can i be aborted at 27 years?" i too wonder the same questions, my friend

[@kruskow159]

Anouck don’t forget the sonic x Shrek fanfic

[@jricks3909]

She is not a sociopath. She is just a narcissist lacking empathy justifying her questionable actions with the equally questionable actions.

[@tudornaconecinii3609]

"She is not a sociopath. She just lacks empathy." Advice. Dictionary.

[@brandonmoore6115]

You do not deserve your woman if you will not even go down on her

[@jricks3909]

@@tudornaconecinii3609 Advice. Learn sarcasm.

[@jricks3909]

@@brandonmoore6115 Unless she has vagina dentata. Then it is about understanding and fulfilling her other needs.

[@katie5998]

Tudor Naconecinii Dude, even if they weren’t being sarcastic, sociopathy is VOID of empathy. You can lack empathy and not be a sociopath/psychopath.

[@SEITANBOEF]

Jesus Christ, if you can't communicate with your partner just do yourselves a favour and break up!!

[@DvDick]

They should just remove themselves from the gene pool outright lol

[@KainaX122]

That's my thoughts on it

[@matthewdancz9152]

I believe we call that psychopathy or narcissism. I'm not sure which.

[@marianarueda2300]

"Try your hardest not to make others suffer in the path of your self destruction" -Shoe 2019 Wisdom there

[@Shoe0nHead]

from experience

[@NODnuke45]

Every selfish apathetic person (like the one who wrote this article) in existence: "Nah fuck that, the world should revolve around me! I can do whatever I want!"

[@clevelandmaker386]

naw....its a man.....so it's ok

[@emapelchat224]

i read this as she said it... what an odd feeling

[@illusionalquestions]

Your open tabs “Can I be aborted at 27...” and “Is Australia real?” Worries me... I am Australian and I can confirm... we are not!

[@justinm2697]

But...the drop bears.

[@tuirseach9895]

lol, not to mention sonic x shrek fanfic

[@GoodScottyy]

Shoe is a perfect example of how you dont need a thousand dollar camera to make high quality content

[@mrico8535]

Or even a $50 camera

[@FDJUwe]

a camera* she is obviously recording with a toaster

[@Rouge31]

Take a look at PewDiePie

[@owen-cu6gr]

Yeah. They probably paid her to take that thing.

[@destructonaut8506]

The camera’s a paid actor

[@kristoffdawn8407]

Humans crave for something new and exciting, six yrs into a relationship and things kind of go cold. But relationships and feelings are supposed to be taken seriously, for it is what drives people. Most people the reasons why they cheat is that "the fire is gone", but its wrong to seek that thrill of a first date on someone else, instead the solution is to find something for the both of them to enjoy and share memories with.

[@modestbadger7558]

They should rename 144p to Shoe0nhead classic mode

[@aloxoblack]

480p

[@robinreilly1057]

( -_-)

[@reyluna0]

HAHAHAHA

[@SWTobito0702]

Probably more line 480p but still yeah. KZbin should do that.

[@NTNTNTNTNTNTNTNTNT]

480p should be gradeAunderA quality

[@killerm12]

god dammit Shoe... that John Cena "Are you sure about that" had me crying - I'm at work, colleagues were very confused to say the least

[@quranmccoy5672]

Do your work

[@bryanmartinez6600]

Maybe they thought you're the insane one.

[@RevJR]

There is no need to be upset.

[@JaneEticFailure]

truly peak comedy

[@killerm12]

@@quranmccoy5672 don't tell me what to do, you're not my mom

[@EdindroWhitehall]

I need therapy. Nah. I'll just write articles on the Internet.

[@solin21210]

Therapy is toxic tho

[@tezzabhoy1888]

Do these chicks not have diarys anymore. Way to go throwing all your personal shit over the Internet.

[@darknebula310]

@@MinecraftMasterNo1 excuse me they are StRoNg WoMeN who don't need no man.. Except for the dozens they sleep with to prove how independent they are

[@derekburge5294]

@@tezzabhoy1888 Private diaries don't accumulate enough 'likes' for validation though.

[@HerrMisterTheo]

Therapy is a social construct from the patriarchy to make PERFECTLY NORMAL PEOPLE like Sarah here feel like something is wrong with them for showing PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOUR. Why else do you think women are disproportionately diagnosed with depression? It's a tool of oppression to create the impression that the feminine expression is worthy of no concession because it lacks any repression of mental obsession. Sorry not sorry for that last sentence. Probably some underlying autism shining through.

[@OmarLKGaming]

The more episodes of yours I watch, the more I am grateful for my marriage ... Glad out of the dating scene

[@kristiankelloway127]

"I felt like I was owed..." Stop ya right there, m8

[@ChaosJelly]

3:17 How to abort myself at 27, silly shoe you have to be at least 30 for that to work

[@TheSnoochOne]

Tell that to Kurt Cobain

[@moiddestroyinginfidel]

The incels got this right tbh Edit: Just imagine if a man published an article in a popular, mainstream magazine called "I'm cheating on my wife because she refuses to go down on me." The REE would be neverending

[@crazymonkey4175]

Manoffriendship whoa there buddy, slow down

[@basedmek]

@Manoffriendship incel alert!!!

[@AA-ed6ek]

Incel blah blah. You're so edgy.

[@pppoopoo4880]

Manoffriendship jeez, man.

[@thedarklordx]

To be honest if your partner refuses to satisfy you. Male or female, your cheating is justified imo. Fuck them

[@Ggrrllable]

My SO has only just started feeling secure in our relationship thanks to past relationships with these types of girls (they're not mature enough to be considered women)

[@Monke-wb7en]

3.6 precent of innmates in prison are there for robbery, so what i’m doing is compleatly fine!

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

*are there 🤯

[@joshd8427]

The Fractured But Whole but youre gonna ignore "compleatly"?

[@Monke-wb7en]

Josh sorry it’s not my first language

[@KingoftheJuice18]

"I love you sooo much, I'd rather punish you for 18 months than forgive you or leave you."

[@tumamaencosplay]

This, what a fucking psycho, the boyfriend might have been an asshole, but he actually felt bad about it and confessed without her prompt, he at least deserves to be properly dumped, not this double morale bullshit.

[@Darkfoxdemonx]

tbh, I feel like cheating is by far the most deplorable thing you can do to another person save for killing their loved ones. That betrayed trust wounds a person, potentially for life; regardless of whether it's mild flirting or outright copulation. This article really... really hurts me to read.

[@michaelzero5278]

One of the many things i learn in life is to let it go.

[@hagelslag9312]

Alex Sattar I am reminded of a comment somebody made. He said he was (sexually) abused as a child, and later cheated on and said the cheating in his narcissistic relationship was a far worse experience. His experience doesn’t mean that is the case for everyone, but it shows it can be different for certain people based on how things went and where you are in life. I never experienced child abuse so based on my own life experience, cheating was the worst thing a person could do to me. It does fall into the abuse category and it’s just fucking awful. And child abuse is the fucking lowest someone can go. That’s gross.

[@sarahg2653]

Hagelslag - I can vouch for what your friend said. Idk if the cheating is far more traumatizing because of the childhood sexual abuse (as my BF at time knew I had been abused and was fucked up from it) but I can say that the cheating felt worse than the shit i went through as a kid, weirdly enough.

[@MistyEry]

Hagelslag I can vouch for that too.

[@naveenkumarbhat5558]

True. I can understand since I hate cheaters the most in the world. Basically anybody who is a double crosser is someone we should all avoid.

[@johannesklohse8115]

Your boyfriend wears a red ST uniform. This means he has balls of steel. It's like a soldier who writes "shoot me" on his helmet.

[@cubidee8393]

*John Cena approaches screen* 'Are you sure about that?' Trump: 'wrong... wrong' Good to see these memes still getting use

[@Luke-tt3dt]

YES YES

[@lunawroblewski]

I mean, maybe it's a good thing that guy looking for love will never see this chick again

[@kaloncpu57]

It almost certainly is, but he won't know that, won't know why, and that's the part that will suck for him.

[@lunawroblewski]

@@kaloncpu57 true, but it's a blessing in disguise

[@kaloncpu57]

@@lunawroblewski Yeah, since it already happened, it's probably better (whether or not they know it) that they don't see her again, but it would be better for everyone if she just didn't do this kind of thing in the first place lmao

[@zoltanrostas-secola]

I feel like he'll figure out what had happened, either that or he'll hopefully stumble upon the article in this video

[@jovanleon7]

Of course it's good. Duh. The problem is the missing-without-explanation part. That would be really unsettling, especially for the guys who's trying to trust woman again.

[@cez_kor]

she just tries to justify herself by publishing this crap. and the little note at the end 'some facts have been changed' - surely she would use it as an excuse if her boyfriend found out about it. 'oh babe i just made it up to get more visits' (wouldnt be surprised if thats the reason this whole thing exsists tbh - more clicks)

[@SteveAyanami]

plausible deniability. 👍🏿

[@justinm2697]

More dicks more clicks.

[@alexcollins8010]

whats your name, since we're both black screens

[@anirudhv567]

i doubt she would be dumb enough to include anything in the article that is identity confirming, all we saw was her Sarah, 28

[@jasonkelley9072]

“Some facts have been changed” Her boyfriend never cheated on her.....

[@gunnarcaldwell8477]

God damn I can’t deal with dramatic people

[@ryanhodge5770]

Hippity Hoppity I want my life to... Maintain its mostly upward trajectory. While stories like this can often suggest the impression that the world is falling apart, it's important to remember that general quality of life, particularly in Western Democracies, has been improving exponentially since the industrial revolution. It's okay to enjoy some cringe every now and again, but remember that such attitudes are not the norm. Don't let the prevalence of social detritus on KZbin convince you that it is more extant than it isoppity.

[@bravely_first6057]

You are the hero we don't deserve.

[@antiprismatic]

I guess you havent heard about grand solar minimum or micronovas yet.

[@suchtberater]

Still want to die

[@maleek7321]

It makes so much sense, it rhymes!

[@andreigrigoras5740]

Thanks Captain Wholesomeness ! My confidence has been improved

[@benedictcarter8095]

Thanks BBC for helping normalise this kind of behaviour, boy am I glad that license I have to pay is going towards tacitly encouraging cheating!

[@SexyMonsterLover]

Tommy Robinson has a video showing how you can opt out of your license.

[@PitterPatter20]

"tacitly"?

[@MrBobthened]

@@SexyMonsterLover it's called not having a TV

[@XpanDong]

@@PitterPatter20 Yes, tacitly. It means "understood without being openly said," as in, the BBC is surreptitiously endorsing cheating.

[@FortoFight]

You pay for the license? You know that the "detector vans" aren't real, right?

[@d33pundrwat3r2]

This hurt me on another level when she talk about the girl ghosting guys. Been there. RIP

[@99Pierogies]

@Richard Ashendale I got used to it and stopped caring and now do it as well. I won't ghost after actually meeting someone (yet), but I ghost on apps all the time now

[@manpildo]

@@99Pierogies Same. Ghosting changed me too, now I'm one of them.

[@Odysseusx86]

Same. And I'm not a very outgoing person so it really broke me. Didn't date anyone for a very long time after that

[@lynnes1864]

@@99Pierogies It doesn't count as ghosting if you never met them. You're still strangers at that point.

[@djluminol]

You know why that happens? Two reasons, the first is cowardice. People are too cowardly to cope with an uncomfortable situation. The second is insane feminism. Women have been told for years they don't owe an explanation to their bf for why they want to break up. That's true they don't. But it's simple courtesy. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. That's the thing about feminism I think a lot of women have missed. Freedom requires a certain amount of personal responsibility. Too many women think they can have it both ways. And maybe they can if they want to die alone and hated by everyone in their life. But if you want actually behave like a sane person and maintain relationships like an actual grown up than stop acting like a 14 yo and grow the courage to tell people to their face why your leaving or what you aren't happy about.

[@natnaelabdissa7879]

The video quality is so frikin' nostalgic.