Reacting To Conservapedia

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[@trevorp8124]

Cringe has no political leaning; Cringe is universal

[@user-zg5ur9ru7x]

A year later I'm here to remind you of what gold you said. Hope you have a nice life. If I could I'd send you a medal.

[@cptnrex1237]

Anybody else focusing on the gorillaz song in the background

[@Kaden-id7fc]

Haha agree

[@samuelbakes2763]

Embrace the Cringe. Let it become you.

[@maddiemorris5018]

Exactly

[@gupsemicolon]

Back in my day we didn't sit on the couch all day, we went outside and died of polio

[@OsvaldoChannel1]

Well thanks to anti-vaxxers YOU CAN RELIVE THIS AWESOME MOMENTS!

[@itscebby8882]

@@OsvaldoChannel1 I saw your comment which made me curious what conservapedia said about vaccination and it claimed that some research has shown that vaccines drastically increase the risk of autism. Lol.

[@OsvaldoChannel1]

@@itscebby8882 but OF COURSE, what else would you have expected

[@neilstone7513]

@@itscebby8882 I hate the human race maybe trump should start a nuclear war

[@nunyabusiness7858]

@@neilstone7513 Nah, give the buns a chance of survival, a human-specific disease? *ooh me gusta!*

[@JamesIsShort]

"Homosexuals are wealthier than Heterosexuals" Ah, yes. The sexuality wage gap.

[@xxxBradTxxx]

TBF all the gays I know are super smart programmers, data scientists, and lawyers. When dudes aren't wasting money trying to impress women they tend to accumulate wealth. Sometimes I wish I was gay so I wouldn't have to spend money on bullshit that keeps my wife happy.

[@rebawolf]

@@xxxBradTxxx a lot of gays i know ended up with a drug addiction.. apparently, it's somewhat common in their communities. even watching shows like RuPaul's Drag Race where some of the contestants admitted to being recovering addicts made me realize how serious drug problems are in the lgbt community. especially after being disowned by their families.

[@theunbannedhacker1237]

Well yeah specifically gay men who are doctors and attorneys and shit like that with no kids LOL It's real.

[@naturessacrifice8265]

@@theunbannedhacker1237 I'm a fucking gay femboy and plan on becoming an Aerospace Engineer for Lockheed Martin.

[@thelegalmexican9860]

@@naturessacrifice8265 bomb that middle east!!!!

[@majorbruhmoment5711]

Yes I’m a G.A.M.E.R G - Fat A - Godless M - Heathen E - Dad R - Come back please

[@superwildwarrior5758]

I love how godless isn’t lined up with the G.

[@bullettime1116]

@@superwildwarrior5758 built to irritate me

[@barrackobama6203]

AcTuALlY, it is impossible to be a godless heathen because to be a heathen you have to be part of a religion

[@politicalstuff4024]

Anyone with OCD is going to hate your comment lmao

[@jakobo3044]

@@barrackobama6203 I know You're joking, but... In the acronym above, Godless has a capital G, which in christian terms refers to their god and only their god.

[@jensrobertson470]

June must be conservative, she still uses the traditional 480p .

[@sirshotty7689]

Well, the potato is the greatest camera of all time, I don't know how it went from that to 480 but somethings happened

[@nslouka90]

Classic resolution

[@deadmeme8011]

I've said this a dozen times before, and I'll say it a dozen times again: real fans watch in 144p.

[@isshintheglocksaint4592]

no the wage gap is why........ jk

[@detectivechubbs]

144p*

[@thevirtualtroopa8101]

You've heard of "make me a sandwich" Now get ready for "make me a candle"

[@SteakBear]

Hahahahahaha

[@panickedpikachu]

*slaps top of candle*

[@issuesexplained681]

Excuse me, I request a candle!

[@panickedpikachu]

@@thevirtualtroopa8101 Sorry Brotha, the women has put candles in her bag. No man ever returns

[@73twall]

Or a nice wooden tub of freshly churned butter.

[@zugetsui9971]

This honestly sounds like a political satire page.

[@paulwalker5314]

It reads like a far left trying to explain Conservatism to the rest of the Far Left.

[@m0nkEz]

A lot of the editors actually are trolls. Most people aren't actually crazy enough to make it past the admin when they're being serious.

[@OriginalDonutposse]

Yeah this has to be a joke

[@bakaraymoo7389]

@@paulwalker5314 i would eat my hat if you could describe "the far left" without just describing normal centrist views in any part of the world besides the US. But you cant

[@gezi5927]

@@paulwalker5314 nope

[@VakovoSheggorri]

Shoe, in response to your question about gays being rich: I can confirm, i am gay and richard.

[@VakovoSheggorri]

Not actually named Richard but i needed to make the joke.

[@TheTGOAC]

All gay men like Richard, he's kind of a Dick.

[@nagitokomaedont8856]

Can confirm, when I first realised I was gay, 5 million pounds appeared in my bank account

[@nunyabusiness7858]

Lucky; when I realised I was bi I had to pay an invisibility tax. The LGBTQ-IRS are currently sawing my kneecaps off.

[@jaxionyount6154]

This is true, happed the second I came out😂

[@justahole8795]

Same, I also got three houses in the Caribbean for being gay.

[@xy1205]

You to??

[@schris413]

@@xy1205 I got a ton of ads for gay cruises. I still think I'm hetero

[@waselny3678]

"Homosexuality is bad because it's gay." - Ben Shapiro

[@Talon771]

60 years ago 'gay' meant happy

[@someonethere1122]

@@Talon771 boomer spotted.

[@Talon771]

@someonethere1122 '85

[@someonethere1122]

@@Talon771 boomer is a mindset

[@someonethere1122]

@Sharrard Then how come I know so many 30 year old boomers? Zoomers: 0 Boomers: 1

[@dxsbond]

"liberals can't tolerate things they dislike" *doesn't like homosexuality* GET RID OF IT (and yes I happen to be poor asf)

[@nayanthecat5424]

Well I’d give you money if I had it

[@peteswafflemeyer5620]

""liberals can't tolerate things they dislike"" - unlike us, who put children in "pray the gay away" concentration/reeducation camps

[@bevanwilson6969]

I could tell.

[@treetopjones737]

THEY DO NOT SEE THE IRONY.

[@grugg3108]

"Those snowflakes will melt in the politically incorrect heat" being a snowflake isn't political. Yesterday I made a joke about racists never leaving their basements, and a few racists got triggered.

[@treetopjones737]

Bigots are VERY DIM BULBS.

[@manusiabumi7673]

Based on my experience the biggest snowflakes are often the super religious types, just make a bit of joke about their god/religion and see them instantly get triggered

[@AdikenStan]

@@manusiabumi7673 my experience is most just wont watch it or read it. I am a babtist and i normally just skip that stuff because i dont think making fun of our lord and savior is funny but im not triggered about it thats how most of my friends and family are.

[@isaiahphillip4112]

"They oppose conversion therapy..." "They're unable to tolerate things they dislike." The irony is crippling.

[@callumwarren3342]

Like my crippling depression

[@purplehaze2358]

To whoever wrote that article about how "cafeteria christians" are an embarrassment to christianity, to quote voltaire, "God thinks your an idiot! God prefers a heretic. God thinks all people like you are hateful! God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation. Self righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone! And using his name, for your own agenda.

[@insertname1667]

Dr Bright now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time, a very long time.

[@purplehaze2358]

@@insertname1667 Hey McMahon. Long time, no see, huh?

[@SimulatedGoat]

Like my crippled depression

[@squidwardstesticles5914]

I’m convinced this was written by time travellers from the 1700s who observed modern society for 20 minutes

[@dexterjettster3683]

@@Alex.Johnsen I dont see a problem with it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@malikarsyasakani]

“This isn’t conservepedia or anything, it’s boomerpedia.” This cracked me up 😂😂

[@doorag_nationwide]

they're the same picture

[@apatheticobserver5290]

Every time I read a page on Conversapedia I cannot help but imagine the possibility that it was written by Puritans from the 1850's that get episodes of PTSD anytime they see anything that deviates even slightly from what they were taught in their stuffy backwater church.

[@harrisonschneider8333]

No self respecting Puritan would enjoy reading conservapedia.

[@croutoncrumbs26]

I am a homeosexualty and I can confirm, I have much rich. Like, at least 7 dolers.

[@ScaredCat4]

I'm bi and have no dolers, big sad :(

[@oddtomato1049]

@@ScaredCat4 Yu foght u hav it hard, I'm straight and i hav -1 doler.

[@toe_sucker_4165]

@@oddtomato1049 big deal, everyone's in debt these days. I know this isn't exactly a unique comment for a straight person, but what makes you special?

[@politickz6591]

Am homo. Have much money use to buy samwich

[@kennethbutler3727]

@@politickz6591 am no homo, no moneys, sadness

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

"Liking jazz is conservative." LMFAO! Jazz used to be considered "devil music" and not conservative! 😂

[@OriginBook]

@@darkiee69 you haven't heard of NSBM have you?

[@joelfortin6634]

Smooth jazz = worst jazz

[@Nikosi9]

It said "smoove" jazz which isn't jazz.

[@kaffeejunge4780]

Jazz was literally considered evil by some people 😐

[@lenieserose2038]

Lol. I'm liberal and like jazz. I didn't know political parties determine your musical taste.

[@BluThundr]

>posting a video that makes fun of the CIA. >msm starts attacking shoe. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[@ML-qe7ml]

Fun fact: RationalWiki started in response to Conservapedia

[@TheRoguesy2]

Yeah I’m a conservative and that shit was hilariously over the top cringe. I never knew that my ideal woman is someone that makes candles, butter and spins wool.

[@dadangdoggo7248]

Same, its an embarrassment to level headed conservatives

[@milamber319]

To be fair...I'm pretty sure the conservative values ones has been edited to take the piss. It must have been....surely

[@Lysander45]

It's one of those 'I need myself a trad wife who accuses the neighbours of witchcraft' scenarios.

[@rpj8961]

oh and the EXQUISITE humour is just...P3rf3CT10N UUNDeR TH3 EY3S OF GEES0S CR1sT!!!

[@becausereasons9777]

Yeah, that surprised me too.

[@PSASitch]

They're not wrong. You play fortnite and tell me there's a god.

[@doctorlighthouse2589]

PSA Sitch Oh hi. Are you planning ahead to rent/buy an apartment in Hell like the rest of us, heathens?

[@johnnylongshotty1178]

>God has left the server

[@KingHenryIX]

@@johnnylongshotty1178 >Satan has left the server

[@ek5273]

Having a neckbeard is a prerequisite for playing fortnite

[@urinalcakesorcerer8919]

Where do you think our rights come from Stitch?

[@STLCODPS3123]

Wow, as a conservative, I can say this is extremely embarrassing. I might have agreed with maybe SOME of this when I was in like high school, but holy crap. These articles are so condescending and pearl clutching, even my boomer grandparents from a small town in rural Kansas would laugh at this.

[@capitateframe11]

Who knew this would be on national television.

[@FinalSentinel]

This was the clip they chose to represent the “radical left too”. A deservedly hardline and humorous critique of Conservapedia. I could’ve suggested so many better clips. Call me NBC.

[@RetroGamer7200]

Wait, what?

[@capitateframe11]

​@@RetroGamer7200 Yeah, NBC had a segment about how social media can influence political division or something like that

[@nureauamerica]

"This isn't even Conservapedia. This is Boomerpedia."

[@jackr2500]

nureauamerica what’s the difference lol

[@ongakuwotabeta]

nureauamerica Can someone replace at least one of the articles with “Okay boomer”?

[@somerussiangirl8971]

nureauamerica ikr

[@littlepoptart3682]

GREGORY RENK lmao

[@trudy6132]

@GREGORY RENK that's actually true, but woke libs and Bernie bros don't know that.

[@6868Phoenix]

"A Conservative is someone who rises above his own interests." "Homosexuality should be illegal... because I dislike it."

[@joeschranz4525]

UndertakerU2ber yeah but the basis for Christianity is to for forgive. Honestly I don’t give a fuck what gay people do I just don’t like them making it their only personal trait and flaunting it around.

[@Threethreethreezero]

@@UndertakerU2ber you like the first amendment right?

[@Threethreethreezero]

@@UndertakerU2ber well guess the fuck what alot of people don't believe in your god and laws shouldn't be based on religion.

[@UndertakerU2ber]

@@joeschranz4525 I think the Christians who fully understand the faith know that we are all sinners. All of us are damnable, as even being "boastful" or "gossiping" is enough to be condemned by the Lord. I have a cousin who is gay, and lives with another man, but I don't berate him for what he does with the other man. I think he is aware of the scriptures, as my family is largely Catholic (I'm not Catholic), but I think the Lord calls for us to recognize our struggle to remain sinless, and to have humility in asking for forgiveness from him.

[@UndertakerU2ber]

@@Threethreethreezero Well, speaking strictly at the stats, Christianity has more followers than any other religious faith around the globe (including secularists, agnostics, and atheists fit into a single category). But more importantly, why would you think I'd want to force my religion on others? I wish to spread the scripture and remind everyone what the Lord has spoken. Imposing the faith is not only sinful, but it's counterproductive and doesn't help people understand the Lord.

[@frogger1674]

Fuck I came back cuz I saw this video on the news, they found you shoe, the fucking corpo news found you

[@Cockatoofan666]

Here from the tweet

[@edwardzignot2681]

I was living at ramen noodle levels of poverty a couple years ago I dropped to 122 pounds and I'm 6.1. I escaped by going back to school and taking on student debt. I also still have to work while going to school to actually make ends meet, I have no days off. So I traded my days off to be able to go into debt to not starve while I get my degree! Hooray!

[@Vitorruy1]

living the dream

[@charliekahn4205]

But think of it this way: it means you don't starve while you add to your resume!

[@walrusassociation9317]

Have you tried becoming gay?

[@sako7200]

I can confirm, I am heterosexual and broke, therefore homosexuals must be rich

[@HHLucifer666]

As a homosexual of *BIG GAY*, I can confirm that I, a *HOMOSEXUAL* from *GAY INC*, pushing *GAY AGENDA* am not rich. I too, a homosexual male of the man type, and serving our supreme 480p overlord, am also living off of *REEEEEmen n3wDdl3Z*

[@dinninfreeman2014]

Nice same

[@ThePinkHamster190]

They probably watched one Jeffree Star video (not that I support him or his content) and said 😡😡 gays are too rich 😡😡

[@JaceReboot]

Where do I get my "queer stimulus" check? Canada hasn't advertised it yet, and we have had legal gayness since 1969 and marriage since 2008.

[@dinninfreeman2014]

@@JaceReboot I'm not sure about in Canada but in the USA you would need to contact the department of gay resources and ask for a gayvaluation where they measure your pupil sizes in response to erotic photos of the two opposing sexes and upon being confirmed gay you get your gay card and a check of 72.5 million dollars as well as follow up checks twice weekly of 500$ but you are required to occasionally consult on representation in fiction similarly to the way juries work

[@baconlazer7822]

Slavery is Big Gay - Abraham Lincoln

[@isshintheglocksaint4592]

Carl Perry but he may have been

[@Jayanky]

Breaking News: Slavery drops to 0%

[@blakecook9266]

Abraham Lincoln also said “wait what the fuck I didn’t say that.”

[@GamerscoreOfThrones]

Best comment on youtube

[@postacorona6746]

Stegz Gaming agreed

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

Can confirm, I listen to classical music and every time a song starts I get an uncontrollable hate for the poor

[@soumyaneelmanna3097]

"Left and communists likes homosexuals" Laughs frantically in Soviet and Cuba

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

And the funny part is that I know gay people who are unironic tankies who think the Soviet Union was the best place on God’s green Earth.

[@jmca_power]

Grant it, Cuba has improved a lot when it comes to gay rights since Miguel Dias Canel took power, but other than that, Castro's Cuba, North Korea, the soviet union and basicallly all communist countries of heavily persecuted the lgbt community

[@Indiscrimi]

"...violent video games like Doom or Quake..." ...Is...is anyone gonna tell them that there have been more video games since then?

[@allenpoe17]

The devil is trying to control our children through GTA and Mortal Kombat.

[@sirshotty7689]

It was the Jews >insert random antisemitic comment here

[@pll9000]

It's a test to see if you respect the classics (as a conservative does)

[@DelaryHap]

Well, I mean... There's Quake Champions and Doom Eternal

[@joeb8935]

These kids these days with there pongs and pacmans

[@burblingbarbacoa4944]

Real women out here spinning wool

[@mathieuleader8601]

oh what a tangled web we weave

[@nzwilliamson467]

Can I get a BLESS UP

[@ragnarruda90]

Proper Maiden you are, not a Whamen.

[@simplybeige2648]

Dracopol Well, it’s depends on what they want truly. Some women are well-suited to be part of the government or valuable influences or society, others want to become housewives and care for their spouse and children. Sure, going into a job because of gender roles and not because you excel or have a passion in it is just downright horrible.

[@burblingbarbacoa4944]

I'm disappointed I didn't catch this while it was at 420 likes

[@amsi4087]

when you're libertarian and get to see both the feminists, pedophiles and conservatives get roasted by Shoe0nHead =D

[@DrAg0n3250]

fuck that avi is aesthetic as fuck. will vaporware ever aesthetic ever go back to being semi-underground hand made with extra gondola and grainy pics of a dull colored house on a cloudy day again? We Need to Talk About Kevin.

[@treetopjones737]

Funny how many rightwingers lust for kids.

[@FinalSentinel]

You know what is radical content; a critique of actually radical content. Great job NBC rip.

[@LordBitememan]

"Video Games has an article. . . " BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON!!! BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

[@micahschmitz859]

I honestly can't bring myself to type those words

[@lumberjacked5270]

He would have if Trudeau was his opponent!

[@LordBitememan]

Well, tis the season.

[@chaos18500]

Tetris, the gateway drug to atheism and conservative values.

[@maiam388]

Kaos don't get me started on the satanic implications of Pong.

[@yraco1232]

I played minesweeper and now have an uncontrollable urge to kill everything around me.

[@ilovebutterstuff]

It's the Russian background music.

[@Valigarmanda]

Ah yes playing Legend of Zelda made me want to break into people's houses and break their pots. Playing Chrono Trigger made me want to fuckin time travel and kill everything. Playing Dragon Quest made me want to kill any living creature I'll see.

[@LannaDru]

Well, it was made in the USSR.

[@greyfox788]

I always thought doomguy was the ideal American conservative? Loves guns, shoots anything that stands in his way and can only handle simple simple problems that involve colour matching keys.

[@detective2221]

guns are cool though

[@StandardGoose]

It's very surprising to me to learn that people whose political views are based on maintaining the status quo and resisting change tend to be happier with the status quo. *poker face*

[@Vitorruy1]

if only this was true

[@proximity6631]

"Benefits for same-sex couples." Wait, you guys are getting paid?

[@Tzizenorec]

I think they're referring to the tax breaks that all married couples get? Naturally giving same-sex couples the same tax breaks that heterosexual couples get is giving them a benefit.

[@alimhamad6532]

Yeah we work for the big gay agenda and they pay nicely man 😂

[@peachrenard2320]

For some reason I was imagining it was a not having to live with the opposite sex type of thing. Though I somehow doubt that was the case.

[@budderboy494]

Doom is the most christian game i can think of. Change my mind

[@xg2513]

budderboy 494 you literally fight demons!

[@HypnoChode74]

Well fuck, you right

[@mrclur69]

Truuuu cuz you literally kill satan in it lol

[@ColemanTheShiningStar]

Yeah this stuff thankfully doesn’t represent all of us

[@trippydippiehippie3958]

Have you played Bible Buffet on the NES?

[@chandlerwooten8924]

ShoeOnHead should do a sequel. There has to be more entertaining content on this website 😂

[@garibaldibritann1240]

Like covering RationalWiki, SJWiki, Fundies Says The Darndest Things (FSTDT), and Infogalactic

[@cartersmith971]

At 9:34 they talk about how "liberals didn't know Hamilton was a president until they saw the musical" Hamilton was famously not a president.

[@hive5412]

Me: *is bi* Me: *is poor* Them: Gay people are rich. Me: Oh yeah, I forgot about that! *is suddenly rich*

[@DavidLopez-dh4vu]

But if you're BI.... Wouldn't you be middle class???? Lol

[@hive5412]

@@DavidLopez-dh4vu No cuz I have no money management skills and spend all my money on pride flags.

[@shanesliver4603]

@@hive5412 it's ok we gay people are so RICH we can afford that :D i was just planning of buying my second Ferrari

[@nobodyimportant9603]

You must be this gay to be rich

[@milk_420]

we're only half rich

[@elizabethzander4273]

Can confirm I, as a gay in college, am very poor. Wish I could get my paycheck from Big Gay soon

[@dvt1393]

Maybe you just aren't being gay enough to qualify. Have you tried being even gayer? Just try be more gay.

[@kylefrank638]

The "homosexuals are wealthier than heterosexuals" comment is probably the strongest evidence for this entire project being a farce. I mean, who could just write/say that statement with a straight face, pun not intended.

[@fernvill27]

They said gays make more money not lesbians.

[@loomnatinoscopers]

wokeNbroke

[@HHLucifer666]

Elizabeth Zander @big_gay WHERE IS MY $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 paycheck???

[@animal5085]

Yes, I know why you are all here. This video has now been seen around the world.

[@typerroud8753]

As a conservative this is painful, I hope you guys don’t think all of us are like this.

[@iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651]

as long as yall are okay with gay marriage idgaf

[@typerroud8753]

@@iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651 we are 100% okay with it (most of us)

[@scottnicoll3348]

@@typerroud8753 I was thinking the exact same thing

[@Tomgd420]

@@iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651 If the Option is left up to whoever is doing it. I don't see or understand forcing others to do anything. Religious freedom and all. Otherwise I couldn't care less.

[@k.g.b.1150]

Tbh I agree with most of the things in Conservapedia. That's how our ancestors wanted our countries to be so you gotta respect them and keep our countries how they wanted them to be.

[@sheikhyerboutial-nait]

I'm a conservative and an atheist. Apparently, according to Conservapedia, I don't exist... I guess...

[@odcrl1]

this guy gets it!

[@inthemindofbrando]

Me to I guess

[@Zoniex]

Why are you a conservative tho

[@truetimewatcher]

Same, but in reverse. Emas

[@Kiarean]

I'm a gay christian myself. Que paradox implosion in Three... Two... On-

[@layspotatogays122]

*BERNIE WOULDVE WON BERNIE WOULDVE WON PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP*

[@leemavundla]

This man is in pain *WE NEEED A MEDIC*

[@slate0]

@@leemavundla HE WAS THE MEDIC

[@ghostlimits8453]

@@slate0 how many times do I have to tell you?!

[@eenddy1922]

GIVE THIS MAN SOME MORPHINE

[@riveraharper8166]

Bernie Would Have wo-ho-hon :..(

[@roberttelford745]

I'm almost sure it's a parody. The worrying bit is I'm not THAT sure

[@marianatheschizoid5912]

It’s not, or at least it wasn’t intended to be.

[@CamdenBloke]

I had a coworker who read conservapedia, and spoke loudly about it. I'm glad to be away from that job.

[@PromptedHawk]

What would be the proper question to ask a person in order to determine whether or not they identify as conservative: ☐ Do you support domestic manufacturing and returning Jobs to America? ☐ Do you believe in more traditional gender roles? ☐ Do you support the school system teaching christian values to your children? ☑ *YA LIKE JAZZ?*

[@unfortunateimperial6019]

The only ones I can agree to are the first and last

[@thejosh51720]

I AM FCKING SCREAMING I LOVE THIS COMMENT

[@kdrfjvehgrkegotf4912]

1: I dunno because I am not in America 2: Depends what type of traditional role 3: Hecc no 4: Bee Movie memes? I see you are a very cultured person.

[@PromptedHawk]

Oh shit I wasn't sure I posted early enough for June to see this! Also dragon my dude, same, I just honestly don't know conservatism enough to come up with more reasonable examples of conservative viewpoints.

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

1: Of course I do but I'm not sure it can be done 2: No 3: No 4: Kinda

[@briangillihan433]

Bernie Sanders would have won The safe word didn't feel safe.

[@thaddeuskobylarz8519]

JustAnotherStarvingArtist *Your family isn’t safe*

[@stretchopotomus2385]

lol

[@alex-qd6of]

Really? And you call yourself a starving artist...

[@Sir_Bucket]

Security is an illusion, there is no point in resistance, *the Big Gay has already taken control over the world*

[@LybraEZ]

Lol

[@dadankracoon4060]

I think crazy liberals are annoying but also those conservative destroys dems with facts and logic videos piss me off like wow u win a debate against a liberal college student and this is coming from a right wing libertarian

[@iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651]

With ben shapiro he doesn't even actually win. His claims are based on misinterpretations of facts or flat out lies

[@abigfavor]

NBC Nightly News sent me! Good video

[@km2282]

I’m bi, is that why I’m poor? Cause I didn’t go full in???

[@gezi5927]

K M lol same

[@averagecommunist3456]

You didn't go all the way

[@dinninfreeman2014]

No you should actually be middle class I'll need to consult BIG GAY about this. Sorry for the mix-up.

[@isnitjustkit]

Full in... Heh

[@davidandrada4968]

You are only half gay

[@DarkKnight1065]

"Oh well this will be fun since I consider myself sort of right leaning" *2 minutes later* BERNIE SANDERS WOULD HAVE WON. BERNIE SANDERS WOULD HAVE WON. STOOOOOP STOOOOP

[@josephwinkle6710]

Zapponia I felt the same but still watched the whole thing

[@memelordmurphy6203]

True conservatives would never watch anime you God-less cretin

[@battlebear7214]

Most people online who say they're "right leaning" don't really hold any right wing views, apart from "SJW = BAD"

[@Pokemonleafmon]

@@battlebear7214 is there a SOURCE for that!?!

[@battlebear7214]

@@Pokemonleafmon I've got some sauce for you

[@SeasideDetective2]

American: "I am a conservative because I live by what the Bible says is true." Indian: "I am a conservative because I live by what the Vedas say are true." American: "You're a lefty!"

[@liam5ify]

You're famous now, shoe

[@axelwulf6220]

Question: How does the Supreme Court _illegally claim_ something as _legal?_

[@satan9487]

that confused tf out of me as well

[@echidnathemotherofmonsters1290]

I have no idea

[@Stargazer3147]

easy. It's called wishful thinking. Or self delusion if you want to get mean and technical.

[@TheLichruler]

Easy. When you disagree with it, it's been illegally claimed. That way you're always right, even when wrong.

[@collingreig5921]

They can't Illegally calm something is legal; however, they could (by opinion) claim something is legal illegitimately. The supreme court determines if something is constitutional or not--this means if one believe the supreme court's constitutional assessment is wrong--one could claim the decision was wrongly decided (or illegitimate). Obviously the authors on this site are idiots, so don't think too hard about what they say. Lol

[@sh00kspeared73]

Conservapedia: "Video games cause violence and turn kids into mass murderers!" Me: **audibly apologizes to my dog in Minecraft if I accidentally punch him**

[@inconvenientfacts58]

Well that's funny af cos the most vitriolic right wing conspiracy theorists on YT claim sole dominion over gaming aka Geeks and Gamers, Upper Echelon Gaming, YongYea, and of course let's not forget the One Angry Gamer.

[@lamename2010]

@@inconvenientfacts58 Yongyea is conservative? Don't know about the rest, but i have never seen him bring in politics, in the few vids i have watched of him

[@kassandraodessa2633]

Leaving unsecured weapons and ammo in your house is more likely

[@stormflyer6574]

I feel bad when the doom slayer hits the field drones

[@JMcAfreak]

@@inconvenientfacts58 Yong isn't conservative, you idiot. The only conservative on there who anyone really likes is Geeks and Gamers. Don't group ANYONE with the shitheel OAG

[@jarrottanderson9728]

Part of me is laughing, part of me is nervous that people actually think like this. All of me is saying who the fuck let those particular kinds of conservatives on the internet

[@cannabisenthusiast0]

As the member of the big gay, I can confirm we broke asf.

[@marshall9003]

2:14 "Unable to tolerate what they dislike" "Dad I'm gay" "im sorry *w h a t* "

[@ccartwright3742]

A shock a day keeps the cock away

[@boohoo334]

generic crusader wait hol up

[@richardhannay7105]

My favourite contradiction was when they mentioned the cafeteria Christians picking and choosing which parts of the Bible to follow, I guess they also think that wearing 2 different colour fabrics and eating lobster is a deadly sin, fucking morons.

[@jojidubi4]

Liked this comment to bring it to 666 likes exactly.

[@Thelifeofbudder]

Hi gay, I'm dad

[@aworldtowin955]

This was literally created by a stereotypical caricature of a conservative

[@MarilynMonRover]

The scary part is that it wasn't. Most of Conservapedia was written by one guy... one guy who is a raging extremist right-winger.

[@gcollins1992]

You could've used the safeword.

[@trightonwarren7383]

David Rover so now one person represents an entire political ideology?

[@MarilynMonRover]

@@trightonwarren7383 Ask yourself.

[@dx1450]

No, Conservapedia was started by Andy Schlafly, son of ultraconservative Phyllis Schlafly. He's just as nuts as she is, if not more so. And he fully believes everything on Conservapedia. In fact, at one point he announced a conservative bible project where he was going to rewrite the bible with all the "liberal bias" taken out.

[@qwormuli77]

Bruh. That ramen noodle part is true(here in the "socialist" hellworld of northern Europe at least), because if you have the cash to eat ramen, you can cook better stuff for cheaper by yourself, instead of relying on instant or premade stuff. You don't have to cook with filet mignon to get something to eat, you know? Eat healthy, because hospitals aren't cheap. Well, for you they aren't.

[@Brent-jj6qi]

Here in Canada you also have to be healthy cause you won’t get to see a doctor unless it’s an urgent emergency

[@pimenefusarund8379]

6:14 i like that underneath the "video games cause violence" point, there is a "guns dont kill people, people kill people" point

[@cathjane]

me: *sees june posted* oh cool! me, a second later: *sees the title* BERNIE SANDERS WOULD’VE WON

[@peterivanovskis7962]

Me: Sees June posted a video Me: Oh god, am I still asleep?

[@cathjane]

Decidu Ty thanks i try

[@peterbanderas8184]

I didn't even get past the first minute before I said the same thing out loud. Lol.

[@mcreeamy7209]

So is this channel going to become a candle making channel?

[@Celestial_Emissary]

wool spinning tutorials WHEN?

[@mathieuleader8601]

I enjoy making candles

[@MarcusJohnson98]

Came here cause of NBC topic

[@ominousduck7929]

As a Conservative, I got sad when the Conservapedia talked about the Bible. Like, not all conservatives are Christians. :(

[@hattruck8607]

Yeah and not all Christians are right-wing.

[@ominousduck7929]

@@hattruck8607 Exactly.

[@alecmullaney7957]

Yeah. Even tards can understand God not real

[@onyx8231]

I asked my conservative father: _"Surely you can appreciate slapstick humor. Right?"_ He responded: _"I definitely appreciate slapstick humor._ *And don't call me Shirley!"*

[@rosaconneely8112]

My dad also makes that reference whenever he can

[@thomasjordan1373]

Your👏dad👏is👏a👏legend👏

[@seymourbuttz6419]

Classic

[@kazuma7232]

Nice! Airplane is one of the best parody movies I've ever seen!😂

[@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214]

Your Dad is a Rockstar

[@weteame332]

This wasn't written by conservatives, this was written by Karen, white mom, church goer, and extreme coupon expert.

[@yeetus9625]

So....conservatives.

[@postacorona6746]

Brooke Roberts and some insane stereotypical Mormons

[@Tahlkine]

As, what I guess can be considered a conservative, this sounds accurate

[@emilyr6510]

KAREN

[@kevinjohnanand]

"I need to speak to your manager."

[@davidcr566]

There's actually a link between videogames and violence. In the fact that playing videogames can help people manage violent impulses by focusing them on the game instead that on real life. In fact it can very well work as a therapy for anger management. I imagaine most people would agree that a few rounds of a highly violent videogame can do wonders in blowing off some steam and relaxing a bit.

[@rudolphoherrera2312]

I hate that whole "my politics make me happier" dude that just means that you're the ruling class, like holy shit.

[@Darkcyndermaya]

I am big gay where's my small loan of ten thousand dollars?

[@puncherofbread]

"Conservatives listen to Heavy Metal" The same genre that rose to fame and is responsible for such Christian classics as I Cum Blood, Into The Coven, and of course Skeleton Christ

[@tomlewis5105]

And literally everything by Deicide.

[@SeasideDetective2]

Metal is kind of a paradox. It was invented in part by Black Sabbath, who were Roman Catholics but were also hippies. It was never meant to align with any political movement. That said, Conservapedia is the living embodiment of "I hate cool people, but I want to be cool like them."

[@SeasideDetective2]

@Eli Not to mention that Ozzy Osbourne literally called Richard Nixon - and later, George W. Bush - a "war pig."

[@saf4433]

@@SeasideDetective2 the point was that metal is mostly anti conservative, not anti religion. And since conservatives love religion, metal bands make fun it to get to conservatives. Black Sabbath being Catholic means nothing when the band members were lefty hippies who were anti government and anti conservative

[@rattailtony2900]

Don't forget those other classic church hymns like God Hates Us All, Devil and Daughter, As Deep as the Knife Will Go, and Saturday Satan

[@abhayajoodha3113]

Nobody : Conservapedia : PRAE THE GAE AWAE

[@pouncepounce7417]

Another fun fact: Drinking milk leads to alcoholism. 100% of all alcoholics did drink milk before they became addicted to alcohole!

[@destroyer1906]

When your girlfriend doesn’t churn the butter

[@Helperishere]

Who says I cant have my boyfriend churn my butter. ReEeEeEeEeEeE

[@JaKingScomez]

@@Helperishere Gay

[@livTarg]

I never wear buttons but i got a cool hat and my homies agree i really look good in black, fool!

[@glennswint341]

Gigitty

[@samfinnorchard9838]

Girlfriend? My God, is Boobuluah still not married?

[@penguincookiez]

i am a big gay and can confirm i am about as broke as the mcdonalds ice cream machine

[@unhomme643]

LazyPineapple Fuck, you must really be struggling.

[@JihadiJesus]

i laughed why too hard at that

[@penguincookiez]

my friend actually got some ice cream from McDonald's yesterday, so I guess it's gonna get better. Update: nevermind I'm still broke

[@kilroy6429]

Oof. I think ima too. I looked at a finger circle once.

[@nicholaslombardo5809]

Or the frappuccino machine. That damn thing never works lol

[@candycorn887]

I don't like the way they include "the logic of the Bible" in the definition of conservative. It's absurd because, you know... Most Muslims are conservatives.

[@Rock-iw7ov]

I don't understand why Christian's and Muslims don't become friends. They have much more similarities than differences

[@charliekahn4205]

Islam does technically observe the Bible in addition to the Quran, or at least the teachings of the Bible.

[@georgeolund7572]

Leaving a fridge open will actually heat up the room that it’s in

[@brookemarino8451]

As a Christian, I can confirm that video games will instantly turn you into an atheist.

[@oXAshleyAddictionXo]

nice profile pic lol

[@lukedeakin7124]

As an atheist who plays video games I can confirm they made me a mass murdering atheist

[@kennethbutler3727]

@@lukedeakin7124 H E R E T I C

[@bhot9293]

your profile pic is Pikachu. Remember when priests were preaching about how pokemon is the devil? I love the 90s hahahaha....*sobs*

[@aricwood869]

Very true

[@rcbryant10]

Shoe, I am a Christian. Very. And to support you, I took my medicine like an adult and watched this whole video and it cut me. It cut me deep. I mean, I know all sides have their idiots, but my god. I didn't think ours could even access the internet, let alone build this website. I am... so very sorry.

[@badoli1074]

So... You're probably a cafetaria christian then, right?

[@cobaltmn5716]

@@badoli1074 we all are. Otherwise we'd be insane flat-earthing 7-day creationists. Oh, wait. They exist.

[@theovermind2149]

A good middle ground makes a reasonable person.

[@bearerofthecurse69]

Cam Bryant Same. These people are idiotic.

[@peterlane7128]

Press f to pey respec

[@R.Daneel]

I can't figure out if Conservapedia is bad, or amazingly good satire. I'm tempted to add my own entries, but if it's not a joke, I'd be vandalizing it. Whatever it is.

[@Floyd-94]

I grew up in a Conservative Christian household, and my parents are still Bible thumpers to this day. They would be screaming at how absolutely stupid this is. I bet they already know about it and just cringed so hard they never told me about it. Stuff like this is why I registered as an Independent when I turned 18 and never looked back…because looking back is cringe af.

[@lukestrife3932]

"Homosexuality is bad" Source: Im rigth you are wrong... nanana

[@teenyweeny3005]

Luke Strife lmao

[@lielbouskila9853]

this site genuinely seems like satire.

[@icemachine79]

You'd be surprised. I've known people who thought exactly this way.

[@thesaint7920]

icemachine79 my family is like this unfortunately and I just have to go along with it

[@92jwiener]

It would not surprise me if the creator one day came out and said, "Lol, this is totally satire. I can't believe y'all believed this." And then the Woke Conservatives would say, "...No it isn't."

[@isshintheglocksaint4592]

poe's law

[@legojangofett1088]

Don’t tell conservapedia, but I am a bisexual right wing Christian

[@alphi4868]

Conservatives: -Call liberals “Snowflakes” because they claim they can’t handle opposing viewpoints Also Conservatives: -Create their own Wikipedia because they can’t handle opposing reality.

[@artemiostriantafyllou7986]

To be fair, Wikipedia can be edited by anyone, and as a result might be biased or just wrong on controversial and complicated subjects.

[@KyleRichter34]

@@artemiostriantafyllou7986 As Shoe says multiple times in this video about conservapedia having no sources for things. Wikipedia has some very meticulous people and are quite anal about sourcing so....

[@ADAllen1984]

I'm conservative and we make fun of these people too.They are basically the SJW's of the right.

[@Bat0541]

Amen

[@LordTyph]

We are all brothers in suffering massive stupidity and hypocrisy.

[@poultryparty7101]

Both sides have groups to hate. Honestly, that's obvious and a big relief.

[@achooe5443]

conrad ical thank goodness I’m staying out of politics and watching from my screen instead eating KZbin comments.

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

So your side has its share of stupid too? It's a relief to know the left isn't the only one with morons.

[@timwirshing9923]

As a conservative, I did not find a single thing they stated that I agreed with.

[@jazzyhands8783]

@@frimi8593 ladies and gentlemen, we got em

[@64UPAllGOD]

@@frimi8593 No, we're also not "hip", "down", or "rad", and I say this unapologetically as a 21 year old conservative. Even young conservative really, tend to only be cool when it comes to internet activity, we're pretty dorky in real life, by and large.

[@spiderkitty7643]

It should be called Evangelopedia. As a liberal/libertarian myself, most conservatives I know believe just as firmly as I do in separation of church and state.

[@hotiedicey3013]

Ya, I felt the same way.

[@gunmnky]

I concur. This isn't what conservatives believe.

[@invizibeth]

pausing the vid to read more liberal character traits: “enjoy watching the Oscars” “believe WW2 ended The Great Depression, not FDR” “didn’t know Alexander Hamilton wasn’t a president until they saw Hamilton” “spend more time watching the Super Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday than remembering veterans” I refuse to believe that this site isn’t satire, I need an excuse to appreciate how funny it is that doesn’t make me want to jump off a bridge

[@tbobinson]

I’m a conservative, and I believe Bernie should’ve won the primaries instead of gaffe machine Biden.

[@ruby_red_monkey]

the ultimate liberal value is eating the cookie dough raw

[@ethanmert7862]

Ruby Driscoll no u can’t do that i would be a conservative if that was a liberal value eat cookies the way they where meant to be eaten

[@DenyThisFlesh]

@@ethanmert7862 I don't know. That cookie dough is pretty good. Sometimes it's better than when it's made into cookies.

[@ethanmert7862]

DenyThisFlesh i am very enraged people in my house keep eating cookie dough and no there’s not enough to make cookies it is blasphemy

[@DeadJester935]

Raw cookie dough of truth

[@jkrazor6745]

Holy shit that's exactly what I'm doing right now. Wtf

[@kmdaltdel]

Bernie Sanders would have won. I'm not a conservative, I just wanted to say that.

[@thomasschindler8770]

Same: Bernie Sanders would have won

[@Azazreal]

@@thomasschindler8770 Same same: Bernie Sanders would have won

[@ruthvik8913]

@@Azazreal Same Same Same: Bernie would've won

[@plarteey1316]

@@ruthvik8913 Same Same Same Same: Bernie Sanders would have won

[@jpoeng]

Same to the same power times infinity.

[@yvaskhmir]

Have you ever seen how much aggression is in Pong? It gets *SO ENERGETIC* that any person who plays it to and after that point, will deffinitely straight up die from fecking anger. And the hatered that players feel for their opponent if they loose that highly addictive and competetively encouraging game is UNREAL. Like, really. If someone doesn't exist, it's not real.