I'm Gabe Newell

All credit goes to Mega64

[@Zyzzywyz]

Gabe only joined them because they were three, and Gaben doesn't want to see three. So, he joined and made it four.

[@Inflammo66]

Spence7R half life 4 confirmed?

[@Zyzzywyz]

flammapignus YES

[@adamonishi1457]

Spence7R then he wants to split the band so its two bands instead sorry guys no half life 4

[@CoffeePoints]

Spence7R I liked this comment. And made it go from 399 to 400. What is 3?

[@Zyzzywyz]

TheMightyWill, first of all, thank you for the like. Second, the number '3' is inevitable, third, Gabe Newell is proud of your comment

[@letsplay9227]

Gaben didn't actually jump , he lifted the earth

[@ADeeSHUPA]

Lets Play wkwkwk

[@trunestor]

Old but gold fat joke

[@ianlehman8342]

"GabeN Shrugged."

[@TheStickCollector]

Actually he pushed it away from him

[@dan00b8]

@@TheStickCollector you beat me by a day wp wp

[@LeChoobie]

He looks like a cross between Peter Griffin and Bill Gates

[@Im_Rainrot]

😂

[@pinkguycomments69]

Peter Griffin/Bill Gates created Group Defense Building the second

[@zosowon]

Gill Pates or Geter Briffin

[@pixelgamming1900]

@@zosowon B E T E R

[@schizophrenic_rambler]

He is Morshu in secret

[@GGRetroBattles]

When I grow up, I wanna become a Gabe Newell

[@norikofu509]

First step, eat a lot

[@quant1ri0]

Second step, pick a T-Shirt that you'll wear over and over

[@nandapurnama4142]

Fourth step.... Phobia of the number 3

[@nandapurnama4142]

@@Oul362 lol,alright alright.... I'll edit

[@Oul362]

@@nandapurnama4142 thank you.

[@VaraAccountti]

Gaben used noclip to jump.

[@TheRobloxianTacoLord]

LULZ

[@creeperz12345]

Vac ban is currently disabled

[@VaraAccountti]

plkkjhuh

[@VaraAccountti]

gffggf

[@blueshit199]

HAAAAAX!

[@lilstjimmy]

He doesn't feel real. He feels like an actor or cgi. Gaben has transcended

[@JLG629]

He’s an otherworldly being

[@Haz_wizZYT]

It's actually him

[@theguitaristoflove5026]

Gaben is Santa Claus

[@ferreira991]

@@theguitaristoflove5026 gaben is Mike Hawk.

[@Bonsu20]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHXUeaeahsmJqJo

[@velmu882]

gaben is so hot

[@niksin9941]

did i hear moneh?

[@alwest4472]

@@niksin9941 faith, I insist

[@niksin9941]

@@alwest4472 well im in tahiti farming mangoes rn

[@MrTiaguitos]

He is not a simple guy HE IS THE LORD GABEN HAVE SOME RESPECT XD

[@cacha_cholas]

Money well spended

[@sositic]

gabe doesn't take his self serious and thats why we love him

[@Gator159]

I mean, it's rare to see him doing anything like this nowadays

[@kusog3]

@@Gator159 considering his age, I wouldn't exactly expect him to go jumping around

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

I have seen him fighting with a human sized chicken a couple days ago.

[@memeconsumer773]

@@kusog3 He is in his 60s?

[@cripticalhit]

he can take tf2 serious

[@CR0WYT]

"You a Beatle?" Gabe: "No, I am what you would call a celestial."

[@naitorain]

All hail Gaben

[@JapaFestas]

Ah Yes a comment with 999 likes *ITS THE TIME TO MAKE YOU SHINE MY LITTLE CHILD*

[@diobrando4513]

All hail Gaben

[@DeadushkaMoroz]

He is an arthropod FYI =)

[@baraguiati3732]

Tenryuubito

[@Cage-CatYT]

"Do you want to pretend to be Ringo" "Yes I do" Gabe's tone saying that just makes me happy for no reason

[@Cheddar_Wizard]

Why is there only one reply

[@saucyBot]

@@Cheddar_Wizard why is there only two replies?

[@asrieldremmurr3538]

@@saucyBot why is there only three replies??

[@ChickenMayoSanga]

get psyched

[@anoplolepisgracilipes]

@@asrieldremmurr3538 why is there only five replies?

[@5MadMovieMakers]

He is who he says he is

[@JustARegularPlayer]

Hello there

[@Dan-379]

laaaate

[@PINKGUY-c2x]

@@Dan-379 d

[@doctorlivesey4322]

You don't know anything

[@bon2yan88]

it checks out

[@redspy5011]

"Is that Gabe?" "Oh come on not every dude with a beard-" "Hi this is Gabe" "OHH-"

[@iancruz7649]

tf2 players: remove bots please valve.. gaben: *im ringo*

[@DeawrOwO]

Welcome to team fortress 2

[@KCKrumbcake]

haha Ringo go brrrrrrr

[@fishman5]

Tf2:Please give us the heavy update Gaben: I’m ringo

[@Mr.SM2939OLD]

@@DeawrOwO After 9 years of the development, hopefully it will have been worth the *WAIT*

[@WilliamReddingGuitar]

Removes bots from csgo instead

[@RussianPowerful]

He looks like an American version of John Lennon

[@thonking2208]

LOL

[@cameron9127]

HAHA HE DOES

[@jordimontagut]

Did you mean lemon?

[@Conundroy]

fat, lazy, orangey and most likely to be the first one to start wwiii? Yes

[@smugalice6206]

Braindead He's British.

[@murph3292]

this feels like something a teenager would make with their shitty webcam, not some multi millionaire game dev. great stuff

[@kronoskaelthas1270]

Multi Billionaire*

[@FoxFable]

@@kronoskaelthas1270 he was probably only a multi millionaire at the time of recording

[@PhishyBusiness]

@@FoxFable “only a multi millionaire” sounds really strange lol

[@7tko7kdoh73]

Webcam????????

[@Floridamangaming729]

I mean i dont think he was always a rich guy. Pretty sure he was just as nerdy as the rest of us. It's probably why all there stuff is so good. But once gabe dies id bet money the quality will plummet.

[@maksimadmin8223]

Gabe, how many people do you see in front of you? - more than two, less than 4

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

lmao.

[@Pizza-gremlin]

Alxy

[@Pixelcraftian]

Did not expect that ending. After all, he is Gabe Newell.

[@groovyball]

No

[@dingdong896]

Bruh

[@Akyomi777]

yes

[@bergine8834]

I dont mean to alarm anyone but... I think... I think he is Gabe Newell

[@Zapact]

For once! A verified commenter that ISN'T a bot.

[@RapidPhantom293]

Everyone: Where is half-life 3 Gabe: Sorry i was pretending to be Ringo

[@black_m1n825]

Also Gabe: btw, Here's Half-Life Alyx

[@DJ_Thanos]

@@black_m1n825 Well it's not numbered, it's just Alyx

[@black_m1n825]

@@DJ_Thanos That's the whole joke. It isn't a 3rd game it's just Alyx

[@DJ_Thanos]

@@black_m1n825 Oh, I didn't realise

[@black_m1n825]

@@DJ_Thanos get r/wooooshed

[@Zeytrixx]

This dude literally owns my mother’s bank account

[@mattnicholson]

He owns my wife's boyfriend's bank account too

[@Raiskyl_1453]

@@mattnicholson hold up

[@surrk1057]

Matt Nicholson I see, he cooks good food for you after school, yes?

[@TapiocaMCZ]

@Dalauan Sparrow can't say if you're ironic or not

[@an.7428]

@@mattnicholson wait,..what th-

[@The-Pizza-Zone]

This bit works a lot better when you know that in earlier Mega64 skits, they ran to this exact spot pretending to be Mario and Luigi, then Snake and Raiden, and they ran into series creators Shigeru Miyamoto and Hideo Kojima, respectively. This time it was a bait-and-switch. That's why they asked if there was anyone else there besides Gabe.

[@SuroTV]

Half Life 3 E3 official trailer 0:16

[@kosmas173]

Lol

[@tykedopwnz]

B R U H

[@Nikotinbetyar]

Bro that broke my heart

[@berto5066]

@bayj0nes yo half life 3 announced i can't Believe it

[@hawtsauce3803]

No it’s Half Life Alyx

[@BoshMind]

Thanks and have fun

[@agentdark5858]

Have fun indeed with tf2 not having updates

[@nod3]

My favorite class is the spy

[@happyexiled]

Yooooooooooo

[@ThePowerBolf]

see, dota plus IS worth the money

[@CharlesJoseph_MSc]

What is Bosh doing.

[@YellowZn0w]

Ah, nope. It's just me, Gabe Newell.

[@zecorafedora7741]

Do want to pretend to be a Ringo?

[@YellowZn0w]

Zecora Fedora Yes i do.

[@daddysaso]

is there going to be TF3, Gabe?

[@gabenewell5639]

Tommy Hecox Uhhh No

[@daddysaso]

Gabe Newell D:

[@hurricanefury439]

gabe never stopped being a geek and i respect that

[@icyfeather8651]

I love that parallel universe where you can walk down a completely empty street and meet lone Gabe Newell

[@thevoid8544]

I'm sure that in all those empty source maps, in one of them we will find this encounter with gabe newell. The feeling of emptiness was not so true after all.......

[@thevoid8544]

@@HelghastStalker true

[@tyroneblanc6929]

Tbf that really was Seattle in the year 2010

[@princeoflight1000]

666

[@handsomerob1223]

Well the thing is that in our universe the Gaben population is far more stable, so now you encounter them in herds!

[@randomguy-zf4nd]

Wow Gaben can jump.. Physics is Rekt.

[@madstaauna]

no there is rope

[@odenmonstertruck]

hahahah XD

[@milotristan]

random guy Stunt actor lmao

[@altaymahmudi6385]

XDDDDDD

[@HowserMaeve]

sv_gravity 1

[@kitesalet]

He cant stand the number 3.

[@AsherTheAngel]

Because you don't know how to make a difference.

[@russeldioneo5187]

He can't even

[@seowyy]

kitesalet 3 people came to gaben

[@zKampeR45]

kitesalet your comment haa 333 likes

[@andrxia7953]

666

[@ZeroTheHunter]

"i am the gabe newell, my games are amazing" -The gabe newell

[@SevenRedSunsOfficial]

i understood that reference

[@mrdeun3655]

I AM THE MILKMAN MY MILK IS DELICIOUS

[@caringheart34]

​@@mrdeun3655 SPECIAL DELIVERY TODAY HUUUUAAAAGHHHH!

[@Haedox]

Mega64 is legendary

[@Goodly]

3 seasons of pure comedy

[@theironserpent6456]

Love ur vids

[@Ma_ksi]

who?

[@kafftum1413]

Can you please stop.

[@glenn_lefer7767]

Too bad they’re channel is pretty dead

[@eleuinvideos]

there is 3 beetles in this video. half life 3 confirmed

[@dantrieswargaming]

There "are"

[@jaz1010Studios]

IHateYou Jeffery No he said it right

[@dantrieswargaming]

Learn proper English before you try to correct a correction xD

[@jaz1010Studios]

IHateYou Jeffery Don't correct people when they don't give two shits what they did wrong

[@dantrieswargaming]

I'm doing you both a favor, it isn't my fault you guys have really bad English.

[@a_diplodon]

I love how he much emphasizes he's the real Gabe Newell, like he knows he's achieved godlike status

[@TheRealityWarper08]

@lihzahrd No, he's Gabe Newell.

[@witchfindergeneral5366]

According to youtube translator, he's Dave No.

[@philip2205]

Who is that in your profile picture? She looks really cute.

[@bingsoy.]

@@philip2205 She? You mean he

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

@@philip2205 It’s a generic anime character. Get some standards.

[@Blank-lp4fz]

This is undoubtedly one of the moments in Gabe Newell's life.

[@bluzer1249]

"Who are You" said the poorly informed mortals. "

[@FOXY-xb2ve]

lol

[@sanyanders]

I read this with Hades narrator voice

[@1whospeaks]

He reaffirms twice that he's Gabe Newell as if every person who's touched a video game doesn't know who he is.

[@sublimeade]

Clearly not a third time

[@MontageHDr]

Это реально хорошо получилось! Гейб молодец! Он на видео слишком молодой) Всем желаю крепкого здоровья и только счастья!

[@killergamer96lol]

my 5 year old cousin is a gamer and he doesnt know him

[@SrLupinotuum]

@@killergamer96lol It's your duty to teach him then

[@vlekarmy5424]

I laughed soo hard... it took me half of my life.

[@justhope2117]

puuuuuuuuuuunz

[@windowsmizu416]

Stef Maes "half of my life" "half my life" "half life" there are three half life 3 confirmed.

[@maelpoulinlatulippe6613]

That makes two of us (i dearly hope someone follows this up)

[@vlekarmy5424]

EXACTLY

[@SchmoeGoldman]

half of my life 2 (ba-ding CRASH)

[@vdulkmd]

CS 2, we are in history

[@papayer]

When your custom character appears in a cutscene:

[@Stefanoabed05]

Gold

[@M4xifh23]

Hehe that's me

[@cotymccollum2927]

Dear god.

[@alexanderm.635]

Unrealistic, Valve games don't have cutscenes

[@moongoat7863]

if you can jump you can release half life 3

[@TheCrazykids777]

Kinko No. He set the server cheats to 1 and gravity to 0

[@syafiq7026]

LMFAOOO

[@iwa_ro]

Well u were right

[@44444444443333333222]

Wait a second... *I* can jump!

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

that was a stunt double

[@yobber2991]

"do you wanna update localization files?" 0:30

[@zonoster]

That would be funny, if wasn't so sad

[@canadianbacon2693]

"Do you wanna give TF2 another major update?" 0:16

[@misakipremixx]

Yes, I do!

[@starlamytruelove]

You wanna make l4d3? 0:16

[@aetherian31]

Half life 3? 0:16

[@totallynotrifty]

"woah! is that gabe?" "come on, not every dude with a beard-" "hi, this is gabe" "OHH MY GOD"

[@papachillees4487]

Just like Jesus sacrificed himself to absolve humanity for our sins, Gaben sacrificed his ability to count to 3 to provide us gamers Steam sales.

[@kennarajora6532]

You know it's funny because when Steam was becoming popular Gabe's son was only Alyx years old.

[@cobgod1415]

@@kennarajora6532 1 and a half?

[@kennarajora6532]

@@cobgod1415 I don't really know what I said, I just thought saying he was 'alyx' years old would fit with the joke well. I mean if we actually try to do this. first we have to assess some problems. One would be what actually counts as a HL game? If you count Opposing Force, Blue Shift, or Decay, and so on. The way I counted it is listed down below. I know Black Mesa wasn't a valve game, but neither was Opposing Force or Blue Shift, and I included them. Some would say Lost Coast was too short to be included as a game, but I included it anyway too. HL 1 = 1 HL OP = 2 HL BS = 3 HL 2 = 4 HL Lost Coast = 5 HL 2.1 = 6 HL 2.2 = 7 HL Black Mesa = 8 HLA = 9 According to a quick google search, Gray Newell was born in 1997. And 1997+9=2006. It could be argued that around the time of 2006, steam started gaining momentum. Not really, but it had been around for 3 years, at the time. So the joke sort of works.

[@cobgod1415]

@@kennarajora6532 everybody gangsta till Kenna Rajora brings out the half life lore and canonicity of each half life game to explain a joke

[@dankmachine]

@@kennarajora6532 So what you’re saying is we don’t want Half Life 3, we want Half Life 10

[@Evencane]

"do you wanna pretend to be ringo?" "yes I do" "do you want to make the heavy update and make Half-life 3?" " 0:15 "

[@roboticeggs]

Well, Half Life Alyx

[@rreprah9515]

@@roboticeggs No, HL:A is not HL3. Nor should it ever be considered as such.

[@roboticeggs]

@@rreprah9515 half life 2.5?

[@four-en-tee]

@pixelgoldearl is bad Still nice that we got another Half Life game at least. It was about as good as always.

[@fishman5]

There won’t be a half life 3 but it will be called half life number less than 4 but more than 2

[@aldo0368]

Legends say: on his third birthday Gabe turned 4 years old

[@the-we9wu]

he turned 2 and 2 thirds

[@lambu_here6009]

xDDDDD oucchhhhh damn i cant stop laughingg xxDDD

[@xael1005]

No he turned Alyx years old

[@Foafl-xm6uj]

More then 2 less then 4

[@chinmaysharma3992]

No he became more than 2 and less than 4 years old

[@paranoidiottt]

he’s gabe newell

[@Theakritas_]

Thanos : "i am inevitable" GabeN : "and i... Am... Gabe newell"

[@wileywaley7104]

*Half Life 3 vanishes into dust*

[@skyr3x]

@@wileywaley7104 *Exists as half life alyx in parallel universe*

[@schneedledingus]

*ringo

[@karllos2259]

Lets All agree We didn’t search for this

[@ezpzgz]

cuz Gabe send it for us..

[@mray1072]

The video search us

[@amer2142]

Its come to me in recommneded

[@KrishnaKumar-uj5xn]

Gabe sent it to the world

[@amer2142]

@@KrishnaKumar-uj5xn xD

[@The_D_ray]

I'm still impressed how NOBODY noticed that the guy at the end jumping isn't Gaben.

[@nigman871]

yeah thats ringo

[@kuriharaonly9613]

Ha you still even dont know that gaben newell cant jump thats why they hire some same looking gaben for doing a single jump

[@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456]

Well technically you did so, it's not nobody

[@markomarceta5592]

They had to put someone else coz Gaben cant jump

[@kuriharaonly9613]

@@markomarceta5592 yes thats right

[@NoBody-pf2nv]

Man 2010 was a different time.

[@damiandamianowski5433]

Welcome back in the new episode of "Where quarantinne led me today"

[@tomasbar1101]

Welcome back in the new episode of have a nice day :)

[@ABARRTH]

Welcome back to the new episode of this joke is overdone

[@noir1923]

cry we dont have corona thing

[@juanpablopinilla2719]

Welcome back to fuck you.

[@sambruh8458]

@@juanpablopinilla2719 i agree

[@ValveFollower]

This is gold. 10/10 gold.

[@zitroxlpthegreenone9324]

Wtf , u habe just 100k+

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

11/10 you mean

[@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise]

2010 outta ten, best video

[@co2_os]

JERRY

[@puppergump4117]

how many carrots

[@solkonf]

Q: Will Half Life 3 ever be released? A: 0:15

[@bobbooo8017]

you said this comment right now as i post this you have 6 like half 6 likes and you get 3 and a pie hl3 confirmed

[@dennislink6]

Reece James Hi Brother

[@Coelohihi]

br br half life melhor jogo

[@Katzelle3]

Well

[@alexsky-ved]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Fatsaver]

In less than 10 years from now Gabe will turn 70

[@toetickler4500]

I hope he lives to something like 110.

[@samdavies1765]

"no other game developer's gonna do that" - scout

[@SteelBalla]

Gabe how many beetles are there in front of you? Gabe - " More then 2 but less then 4."

[@Fregley_]

Than

[@thousandlags3686]

Gabe can't count to 3

[@averagechapstick]

Beatles

[@Bonsu20]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHXUeaeahsmJqJo

[@mariokartwii6663]

than*

[@KozenaDrzka]

Half-Life Half-Life: Opposing Force Half-Life: Blue Shift Half-Life: Decay Half-Life 2 Half Life: Source Half Life 2: Episode One Half-Life 2: Episode Two Half-Life 2: Lost Coast Half-Life: Before Black Mesa He is really trying to avoid it...

[@Snow-cg8jm]

Half Life:Before?

[@KozenaDrzka]

check out steam

[@retiredaccount895]

You understand Before and Black Mesa are not developed by Valve and are fan games they allow to be on steam

[@nunyabiznez4408]

@ Gecklo ... look at you trying to fix a stupid person. good luck with that.

[@darkrider1878]

nunya biznez It was a joke

[@Hikaru-Inochi]

Certamente que sim

[@dogiz6952]

Me: Will Half Life 3 come out soon? Gaben: 0:16.

[@durnel2001]

Stealing comments is bad, mkay.

[@dogiz6952]

Daniel Vulku I didn't steal any comment. Notice that this comment is slightly different than the other ones.

[@durnel2001]

Ninjawa Hm. It is so. Bravo on editing the comment. Some people are too lazy to do that.

[@dogiz6952]

Daniel Vulku I wrote the whole comment with my keyboard.

[@durnel2001]

Ninjawa Ok, now you're making stuff up.

[@spacepopeXIV]

This is the first time I've heard Gabe Newell talk after all these years, completely didn't expect him to have that deep a voice.

[@Excaliburdude]

This video is like 12 years old.

[@q_taipan]

@@Excaliburdude so? his voice is still the same

[@Artmoreralph]

"3" years?!??

[@hextobyte]

@@q_taipan12 years of unnoticed existence

[@Lord_No-brainer]

Same

[@Fighter___]

It really was "The End" after Newell landed that jump.

[@brickbreak555]

ROFL

[@purpleperson5791]

what a humble looking man i sure hope he creates a trilogy of games.

[@Flpstrike]

Why not release a Half-Life with this name: Third... He is afraid of the number 3, but not the word "Third"

[@jacardalesgmail]

Shrek the Third

[@queruba.]

But what number does "third" represent, huh?

[@muhamadrafaaasyran774]

@@queruba. 2rd

[@rafaadya4282]

@@queruba. 1rd

[@Ramu8497]

Half Life Alyx

[@stierpatrik9591]

there's 282009600 pixels in the video.... episode 282009600 confirmed

[@ZorroCeleste1]

Well, that escalated quickly

[@ZorroCeleste1]

lol wut

[@kleinmoretti5385]

Did you mean 2.82008600?

[@z5396z]

Even in number of pixels there are no number 3

[@haijin7484]

See ya’ll in another 9 years.

[@mollowgohnson7045]

Learn how recommendations algorithms work, you useless shitstain.

[@unlimited8410]

@@mollowgohnson7045 lol

[@charlierussell2094]

@@mollowgohnson7045 ok nibba damn

[@Atomix50972]

hehebuah

[@humolz3603]

Mollow Gohnson calm down u fuck face

[@CluelessHadi]

KZbin: hey kid, you wanna see something cool from 13 years ago?

[@shadowbun4725]

Nobody: KZbin Recommandiatons: I am Gab Newell

[@egg5693]

Gab

[@blackpearl7596]

Uh no...

[@poopyfart69]

Dab Newell

[@GovnoVKlyare]

I'm a globugabgab

[@poopyfart69]

@@GovnoVKlyare yes, yes you're

[@bobidiga1]

Do you want to pretend that half life isnt dead? Yes I do

[@xxraiserofhellxx5910]

+Anime4evar Half life forever~ λ

[@xxraiserofhellxx5910]

***** We all know it won't happen, tho.

[@GatoMendesdaSilva]

Certamente que sim

[@mysteryguyy5675]

*WE ALL JUMP*

[@luiswoerrlein]

am I the only one that thinks that Gabe looks like a bigger version of John Lennon?

[@angelofthedead1886]

Thiccer version

[@pennylenny5]

Yes

[@roslanismail4417]

Godly version

[@FalkyRocket2222]

wh o

[@unclecheese1157]

HE ATE THE ORIGINAL AND TOOK THE GLASSES.

[@mcflowery]

-who are you? - im, am Gabe Newell minecarft movie moment

[@SuperTiberian]

Still, to this day, I cannot find the original video where this all started...

[@iain2k7]

Mega64, Beatles Rockband

[@SuperTiberian]

iain2k7 Thx.

[@SchmoeGoldman]

yeah I am trying to too but I can't

[@iain2k7]

Worst Gamer look at my previous comment

[@Explosion_Mage]

look up "Mega64 The Beatles" that should have it come up

[@TwoDrunkBears]

KZbin recommended this video to me after almost 10 years ;-;

[@piotrgugala9601]

Same

[@mistalemontrout8659]

Oh boy

[@mollowgohnson7045]

Half Life: Alyx, you piece of shit. Learn how recommendations algorithms work, you useless shitstain.

[@garfitty]

@@mollowgohnson7045 yes you are right

[@sergey6745]

+

[@CM421]

Gaben was so shocked by the sight of just three people that he had to join them as a fourth man just to prevent the existence of a trio.

[@A.S.H.]

10/10 perfect dialog, humor, and you guys really did bring Peter Griffin became alive

[@geroluna_44]

0% drogas 0% alcohol 0% regayton 0% Half Life 3 100% Gabe Newell

[@geroluna_44]

@Barack Obama :v

[@engi1394]

25% George 25%John 25%paul 100% Ringo Starr (Gabe Newell)

[@FrenchgineerGaming]

@@geroluna_44 pinche papulince

[@Dz73zxxx]

100% TF2 full of bots

[@engi1394]

Im Here after 3 months

[@grilionreal]

If Gabe Newell ruled the world, there could not be WW3! Praise Lord GabeN, our lord and savior!

[@propagandalf9511]

WW2 episode 1

[@moonman4727]

indeed

[@JamesBond-dw9rn]

LOL The greatest comeback in history.

[@SchmoeGoldman]

yeah well there would be a WW3 look Windows War 3

[@Agentchow99]

Yeah because if Gabe actually jumped, Japan would have another Earthquake.

[@zackzack8534]

soon as gabe jumped, their lightning reflexes kicked in and stopped filming to go catch him before he landed on the ground to avoid causing a cataclysmic earthquake

[@mrfun5323]

Lol

[@aboodyabdulqadir5487]

wait, is that gabe?!

[@Gigachad-xd1pd]

Come on not every dude with a bear- Hi this is gabe 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@jonas6449]

So Gabe how old are you? Gabe: 22 I thought you were 3- Gabe: *Stop! You have violated the law!*

[@chadicusmaximus8644]

There will be consequences!

[@TK--cs4xo]

@@chadicusmaximus8644 Unforseen consequences

[@orxanaliyev4913]

more than 22 less than 24

[@skubiduthememelord156]

@Preston Harvey twenty alyx

[@Lethal_Spoon]

isn't he a boomer?

[@bop368]

They're doing this because Gabe Newelll looks like John Lennon but thiccer

[@kishout8788]

Oh my god

[@livingcheese2910]

Well, he really does look like John Lennon if he ate every other beatles member.

[@venificus9824]

THICC LENNON THICC LENNON

[@amb6676]

Video: 9years ago Comments: 3 months ago Half life Alyx: 12 letters HL3 confirmed.

[@alang.bandala8863]

Half life Alyx

[@beanjuice3568]

Half life Alyx

[@scarletcrusader5431]

Jesus this video takes me back

[@kris_1491]

Gabe's 3rd birthday must have been like: So how old are you, Gabe? Gabe: *I don't know*

[@davey5867]

*"more than 2 and less than 4"*

[@kris_1491]

@@davey5867 Lol

[@alphamammonth8024]

@Speechless lmfao

[@kris_1491]

Man, I never expected so many likes

[@theholypootischurch]

Its simple guys the answer is 🅐︎🅛︎🅨︎🅧︎

[@siIent_hero]

“it’s just me, Gabe Newell” - Gabe Newell

[@wilsonlovesu]

I feel some sv_gravity 1 at the jumping..

[@trashboat2165]

same

[@OfficialSteve-Cobsia]

Gabe as Ringo is cursed

[@p1x3lpl4yz]

0:01 me and the boys running out of area 51 with team fortress 3

[@cawec-2365]

I would take portal 4 (valve dont count to 3)

[@vdogreacts]

@@cawec-2365damn gimme!

[@nocturnal7345]

Why Ringo, when Gabe obviously look like John Lennon. 🤦‍♀️

[@TeurastajaNexus]

Agreed!

[@ohyeahyeah4267]

Gabe is just big John lol

[@jamesbenedict7516]

Because he is a *STARR*

[@uwuqt3.14]

Omg he kinda does 😂😂😂

[@muhammadtantowijauhari8415]

if you look at John Lennon's nose structure and Gabe's, it is very identical

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Literally the top definition of Gaben in Urban Dictionary: "Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings. "

[@waltzero9197]

HOW DID U GET HERE AND HOW DID I GET HERE

[@HARIHaran-ks7wp]

pretttty accurate

[@Alyzbane]

Lol why u here

[@sheehan3204]

and gives random crits

[@maievshadowsong1645]

.

[@danjosephmacawili3874]

Things I learned today: He's Gabe Newell He's Ringo

[@dankelf2407]

wait... GABEN CAN JUMP ?

[@chrisl1878]

only after snacks

[@sambrazier1232]

Barely

[@guy9663]

It was a stunt double!

[@karg1n-467]

Its noclip.

[@tempjohn3510]

he opened the developer console and turned gravity off

[@knacksahne202]

"I just dreamt that my crush proposed to me!" My dreams :

[@leekthatsall4443]

Same, everyone else talks about there dreams being great and stuff but my dreams are just this.

[@Gabrielbarsch]

??????????

[@mylifeisfunny8911]

+Gabriel Barsch after a year i support your commend. :D

[@Emilioxdz1]

what are you doing here :v

[@armadis4168]

Gab Dab

[@gabenewell9660]

whats wrong Gabe barsch

[@ithinkinoahguy1581]

Gabe? 2 gabes?

[@PyromemeacOfficial]

Why'd this get recommended to me 13 years later?

[@mr.whiskers4654]

just remember, this is who we pray to when opening crates

[@Danimations2015]

and completing mvm tours

[@Znegva777]

@@Danimations2015 and praying for updates

[@HonoredOne167]

@@Znegva777 And praying for VAC fix

[@DivineOrange]

@@HonoredOne167 and praying for half life 3

[@ahmed4363]

And praying for heavy update

[@seamushehe]

This is what he’s doing instead of making Half-Life 3

[@megazenn22]

Half life 3 came out, keep up

[@Yaboibarel]

@@megazenn22 no, its half life alyx. Its like saying that half life 2 episode 1 is half life 3

[@AbandonedVoid]

@@Yaboibarel maybe he meant Epistle 3

[@AnimeMetalFan1]

Gaben is a god amongst men.

[@555sarin]

That Chuck Norris

[@AnimeMetalFan1]

555sarin I'm betting Gaben would ANNIHILATE Chuck Norris.

[@AnimeMetalFan1]

***** Nah, I'm staying right here! :P

[@p4gf4g77]

+Maurz GG XDDD gaben uses 50% off ! it's super efective! ded.

[@enzoaguirre4531]

Dark Jedi ?

[@Sirceepy]

What a good guy, i hope he doesn't abandoned the one of the greatest fps game of all time

[@motivationallizard2556]

Anyone else here after the half life 3 announcement yeah me neither

[@ahmeryaa865]

motivational lizard we got half life alyx doe

[@motivationallizard2556]

@@ahmeryaa865 true

[@endo4137]

Yeah, but i still want hl3 and i dont have a vr set

[@motivationallizard2556]

@@endo4137 same

[@physical_insanity]

Don't let this distract you from the fact it took Valve 15 years and 5 days to make a new Half Life game with _half_ the value of 3.

[@n16r3d0]

Of course Gaben had to agree, otherwise he'd have to live with the knowledge he didn't stop this threeness when he had the chance.

[@pigeondamigion569]

his lines feel so heavily dubbed in because each and every one was memed to shit

[@spyof8321]

after 12 years, this is still amazing