Valve Song: COUNT TO THREE ■ feat. Ellen McLain (official GLaDOS), The Stupendium & Gabe Newell

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@TheChalkeaters 3 жыл бұрын
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@Tell.me_Why
@Tell.me_Why 3 жыл бұрын
First
@texasred6814
@texasred6814 3 жыл бұрын
When’d GLADOS become your guys friend?
@chaysonator0783
@chaysonator0783 3 жыл бұрын
DEFINITELY PORTAL 3 PORTAL IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!
@NoctisAeterna
@NoctisAeterna 3 жыл бұрын
You're merely hallucinating as there's no third reply, it does not exist
@texasred6814
@texasred6814 3 жыл бұрын
@@NoctisAeterna What if I delete my comment.. I have power for you to not exist.
@oliveboy9766
@oliveboy9766 3 жыл бұрын
I like how they actually got Chell and Gordon's VAs for this
@coldbob2
@coldbob2 3 жыл бұрын
listen carefully and you can hear claude from gta 3
@ghastryder3945
@ghastryder3945 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, when?
@notaguy0599
@notaguy0599 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghastryder3945 just like in his game, he's on 3:00
@ghastryder3945
@ghastryder3945 3 жыл бұрын
@@notaguy0599 wait, what do you mean?
@Nl-pb9bk
@Nl-pb9bk 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghastryder3945 *sighs* who's gonna tell 'em?
@alexwaddington9808
@alexwaddington9808 3 жыл бұрын
This song needs a part 2 with a huge cliffhanger that never gets resolved
@thekingofcookies4877
@thekingofcookies4877 3 жыл бұрын
I think that's the joke....
@serioustable9836
@serioustable9836 3 жыл бұрын
or he uploads a part 3 but he titles it part 4. :)
@angelogargamel7067
@angelogargamel7067 3 жыл бұрын
You became the very thing you swore to destroy
@notsocrapmex3286
@notsocrapmex3286 3 жыл бұрын
Reeee
@akisa7865
@akisa7865 3 жыл бұрын
*Cough cough* Team fortress 2 comics *Cough*
@CoreyLaddo
@CoreyLaddo 3 жыл бұрын
Okay now valve is just fucking with us
@Sade4848
@Sade4848 3 жыл бұрын
definitely feels like it, lol
@fatalis7147
@fatalis7147 3 жыл бұрын
Oh definitely. Valve are showing us that they're VERY self aware.
@mastercollin22
@mastercollin22 3 жыл бұрын
Letting the days go by~ Once in a life time~
@saltycat8306
@saltycat8306 3 жыл бұрын
Wellll they are self aware but Alyx gave us a reason to look forward into the future. SPOILER FOR HALF LIFE ALYX DO NOT CLICK READ MORE. The end after the credits showed us Gordon grabbing the crowbar.... WE CAN HAVE HOPE!
@Uniformtree000
@Uniformtree000 3 жыл бұрын
You should offer your Gman animation services to them if they need it.
@dave230k33k
@dave230k33k 3 ай бұрын
THIS CAME OUT THREE YEARS AGO AND NOW WE HAVE HL3 LEAKS. "oh yeah its all coming together"
@tylercobb8747
@tylercobb8747 3 ай бұрын
Where?
@lazarpro3030
@lazarpro3030 3 ай бұрын
@@tylercobb8747 project white sands / hlx
@huseyinemirtekdemir7029
@huseyinemirtekdemir7029 3 ай бұрын
​@@tylercobb8747Project White Sands, HLX and even if HL3 isn't being developed there still is a big project being worked on so it's a big deal
@Ash50250
@Ash50250 19 күн бұрын
We can't believe the engine started running
@ashlieroberts5534
@ashlieroberts5534 17 күн бұрын
@@Ash50250This times He’s bound to count to 3!!!
@amfool
@amfool 3 жыл бұрын
Valve isn't a triple A company, they are a double A episode 1 company.
@timetraveler7
@timetraveler7 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@TheDragonfriday
@TheDragonfriday 3 жыл бұрын
Valve is SSS gaming company that actually cares about gaming while taking it's sweet time making games.
@AnimationJ
@AnimationJ 3 жыл бұрын
Wonder if they can count to 4
@alexhong1117
@alexhong1117 3 жыл бұрын
@@AnimationJ 1, 2, and 4
@wta1518
@wta1518 3 жыл бұрын
A episode 2.
@keelitgames6074
@keelitgames6074 3 жыл бұрын
I just find it funny that valve could literally just advertise the number 3 and immediately hype the entire game community
@lucasriddle3431
@lucasriddle3431 3 жыл бұрын
And everyone would wonder which games it was. Half-life? (I mean probably that one) Portal? L4D? Team Fortress? Dota? THEY HAVE SO MANY FRANCHISES ON 2
@igunn8632
@igunn8632 3 жыл бұрын
They could just advertise the number 3 and I would buy it before it was even revealed which game
@Colon-D...
@Colon-D... 3 жыл бұрын
@@igunn8632 Artifact 3
@chumbucket3475
@chumbucket3475 3 жыл бұрын
I’m imagining an E3 where Gabe Newell shows up and says “3” or plays a voice clip of GLaDOS counting to 3 and everybody feckin’ EXPLODES
@reteeed3874
@reteeed3874 3 жыл бұрын
tf3 xD
@if-i-was-rude-i-am-sorry
@if-i-was-rude-i-am-sorry 3 жыл бұрын
“This time you’re bound to count to three!” Everyone: Portal 3? Half-Life 3? Team Fortress 3? Left4Dead 3? Valve: Steam OS 3.
@onion2787
@onion2787 3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD I DID NOT REALIZE THAT THIS WAS LIKE.....thank you....
@martinfyhn1976
@martinfyhn1976 3 жыл бұрын
Left4Dead3 = Back4Blood
@kirbyisnotapokemon4750
@kirbyisnotapokemon4750 3 жыл бұрын
back 4 blood doesn't look very good
@mkatrfamily4404
@mkatrfamily4404 3 жыл бұрын
"there evolving, just backwards"
@chasekapow
@chasekapow 3 жыл бұрын
You had me at left 4 dead
@marcellofilmss
@marcellofilmss 3 жыл бұрын
Half Life: S U F F E R Portal: S U F F E R Tf2: hahaha want some hats?
@francescodegregorio2824
@francescodegregorio2824 3 жыл бұрын
TF2: S U F F E R but in a stylish fashion
@themodestai9603
@themodestai9603 3 жыл бұрын
screaming eagles!!!!!!
@Swissy87
@Swissy87 3 жыл бұрын
The half life three disappeared when he took of pyro vision
@ExploderIlu
@ExploderIlu 3 жыл бұрын
ha bots go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@Freelancer837
@Freelancer837 3 жыл бұрын
Left 4 Dead: S U F F E R
@prysmane3053
@prysmane3053 3 жыл бұрын
The song length doesn't reach three minutes, only being a second behind. Holy shit that's such a nice touch
@prysmane3053
@prysmane3053 3 жыл бұрын
ah, I see. Still though, having it be three seconds is a dope detail!
@froggyfez
@froggyfez 3 жыл бұрын
@@deathpallie I'm pretty sure you're thinking about it in reverse
@GuyWhoWatchesStuff
@GuyWhoWatchesStuff 3 жыл бұрын
He trolled us AND gave us what we wanted at the same time, madman.... madman
@milkcreamcheesecheese3671
@milkcreamcheesecheese3671 3 жыл бұрын
Waht
@Shikaschima
@Shikaschima 3 жыл бұрын
Not only that, the chorus is used twice if I am not mistaken. The word three is also only said as a full "three" two times as well.
@RhiannonSmudge
@RhiannonSmudge 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Ellen still taking on the role of GlaDOS puts a big ass smile to my face
@AnimationJ
@AnimationJ 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, really nice
@Martin-vi5so
@Martin-vi5so 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally wikipedia surfing earlier and I looked at her page and thought "She still does GLaDOS cameos? Wonder what she'll do next" and little did I know this had just been dropped
@gladosglados4848
@gladosglados4848 3 жыл бұрын
Love her
@bluespidergaming7719
@bluespidergaming7719 3 жыл бұрын
But thiss.....does put a smile on my face
@testhekid
@testhekid 3 жыл бұрын
she is literally reminding us every day that portal is such a good game
@jellojacks_
@jellojacks_ 5 ай бұрын
This song feels even more real especially with the Fixtf2 movement 😭
@arshawnpour8123
@arshawnpour8123 4 ай бұрын
so true.
@CalamitasBrimstoneWitch
@CalamitasBrimstoneWitch 3 ай бұрын
And it worked :D
@ianmarvin124
@ianmarvin124 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this is the official teaser trailer for HL3.
@laugh4624
@laugh4624 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine it's a song for one of the games
@AngelWingsYT
@AngelWingsYT 3 жыл бұрын
@@laugh4624 or all
@Samuel_Rodriguez1
@Samuel_Rodriguez1 3 жыл бұрын
This is a trailer for starting to make a 3rd game of all of the games Beside left4dead they sold that
@lemo8986
@lemo8986 3 жыл бұрын
lowkey i think this is Valve's way of teasing a sequel to a game. Dota 3? Nah, Dota 2 is still making bucks Half-Life? Just got Alyx, nah Team Fortress 3? Maybe, TF2 hasnt had an update for 4 years so they could be working on it Left-4-Dead? Sold and a new franchise in the same universe just came out Counter-Strike: 3? Maybe, but CS:GO is still rolling in cash Portal 3? Probably, Portal hasnt had a game for 7 years and P2 was the most highly rated game in gaming history Or maybe.... Steam 2: This time with more sales
@Sparrow_Bloodhunter
@Sparrow_Bloodhunter 3 жыл бұрын
honestly after all these years this is pretty much the only way to announce it properly, no normal game trailer can do these games justice at this point.
@2Meows
@2Meows 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Valve just released all of their third sequels one day with no build up, advertising, or teasers.
@pk-jn2pf
@pk-jn2pf 3 жыл бұрын
Like that'll ever happen
@squarehead6452
@squarehead6452 3 жыл бұрын
Orange box 2: Half Life 3 Portal 3 Left 4 dead 3 (cause team fortress 2 is already perfect)
@2Meows
@2Meows 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah they don’t really need a new tf2 cause the art style holds up to this day, but to be fair the engine is still very old
@thebagelbird4331
@thebagelbird4331 3 жыл бұрын
@@Omnipotent8383 tf2 is far from perfect, I love tf2 but there's a limit It's a masterpiece but like any masterpiece it's flawed
@_underscore_9271
@_underscore_9271 3 жыл бұрын
They would be able to buy all of China with the money from that
@phroggu
@phroggu 3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine gabe appearing on stage one day with a crowbar
@arthurmello7907
@arthurmello7907 3 жыл бұрын
And he announces the remake of half life 1
@ghost2130Main
@ghost2130Main 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurmello7907 black mesa:am i joke to you
@d4rkpr1nc39
@d4rkpr1nc39 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghost2130Main Apparently yes. XD
@Zinc_Nitrogen
@Zinc_Nitrogen 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghost2130Main portal 1 doesn't use character models (except for yourself with portal glitch) and besides half life 1 was older
@hellothere694
@hellothere694 3 жыл бұрын
What would be If would say "Do you know I'm a BONK"
@zeeayyy
@zeeayyy 3 ай бұрын
3 years after the song came out, HL3 leaks came out, Perfection
@dianamarr4221
@dianamarr4221 3 ай бұрын
we cant believe the engines started running!
@Survivor_Vik
@Survivor_Vik 3 ай бұрын
​@@dianamarr4221Прикол в том что это русская группа и они просто по приколу позвали гейба. Так что они ничего не предугадаю
@knyaz770
@knyaz770 3 ай бұрын
@@Survivor_Vik ладно
@WolfyStudio115
@WolfyStudio115 3 ай бұрын
​@@dianamarr4221this time its bound to count to three!
@Wolvenstorm-5271
@Wolvenstorm-5271 2 ай бұрын
God I hope they count to three or at least as close to it as possible
@caecilliusinhorto2773
@caecilliusinhorto2773 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that this song is exactly 2:59 long instead of being 3 minutes
@Pagina_en_blanco
@Pagina_en_blanco 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice... LoL
@yasho437
@yasho437 3 жыл бұрын
For me its 2:59 on the video, but on their channel its 3:00 .
@caecilliusinhorto2773
@caecilliusinhorto2773 3 жыл бұрын
@@yasho437 same
@NoRegs30
@NoRegs30 3 жыл бұрын
@Kinguim Half-life 2: episode 2.5
@marcuscampagna1327
@marcuscampagna1327 3 жыл бұрын
@@yasho437 For some reason youtube always bumps up the runtime by one second in the recommended page
@johnallen6254
@johnallen6254 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Gabe is so in on the joke he literally makes an appearance just to prove to us all that he indeed cannot count
@mehcro3622
@mehcro3622 3 жыл бұрын
his dota announcer pack
@MineJulRBX
@MineJulRBX 3 жыл бұрын
They probably told him to count to 3 & they got this instead XD
@TheMiraOfAll
@TheMiraOfAll 3 жыл бұрын
@@MineJulRBX or they ask him to say one two three and four but be just skipped over three
@Random_Channel_RB
@Random_Channel_RB 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMiraOfAll I’m pretty sure that’s just a face tracker thing where you can put other peoples faces on other people
@ka_galaxy
@ka_galaxy 3 жыл бұрын
I love the joke about "VALVe is corrupted by money" and "spin the VALVe" it's reference to VALVe logo
@GMMReviews
@GMMReviews 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Valve finally release a new Half-Life game, and just call it *"Half-Life 4"* just to fuck with us?
@DropkickedBarracuda
@DropkickedBarracuda 3 жыл бұрын
i hope they do, it can be a proper continuation and everything, they just never put three into the titles of their games
@zenogias01
@zenogias01 3 жыл бұрын
. . .and then they relief Half Life: Freeman, the prequel to Half Life 4.
@timetraveler7
@timetraveler7 3 жыл бұрын
Half life 2.9
@chloerogers8841
@chloerogers8841 3 жыл бұрын
Half life 2 1/2
@eddualmeida5790
@eddualmeida5790 3 жыл бұрын
Half Life 2.0!!!
@johnnyAFIRE
@johnnyAFIRE 2 ай бұрын
HALF LIFE 3 LEAKS ARE OUT, THIS SONG COULDN'T BE MORE RELEVANT RIGHT NOW GRAHHH
@Elyasomeedshan
@Elyasomeedshan 2 ай бұрын
Half Life 2+1*
@Aggelos-tv3ep
@Aggelos-tv3ep Ай бұрын
whattttt,where???
@Tracenji
@Tracenji 3 жыл бұрын
i just realized something gabe newell could probably generate so much excitement by just going on a stage at some game convention and say "3" and just walk off stage
@divio784
@divio784 3 жыл бұрын
well that could mean tf3 half life 3 or portal 3 so that wouldn't be a good idea
@davidamiago
@davidamiago 3 жыл бұрын
@@divio784 All of those are still highly requested games so that's a win in every case
@divio784
@divio784 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidamiago yeah but if he just walked out and said 3 no one would know which 3 they meant it could even mean dota 3 which would be hilarious
@davidamiago
@davidamiago 3 жыл бұрын
@@divio784 That's a good point lol
@se.224
@se.224 3 жыл бұрын
@@divio784 it could also mean all 3 of them
@utes5532
@utes5532 7 ай бұрын
>makes fun of his company >makes fun of him personally >Gabe still features in the video personally what an absolute lad
@Sımona-12.123
@Sımona-12.123 7 ай бұрын
Well, that's pretty mild
@NottJoeyOfficial
@NottJoeyOfficial 7 ай бұрын
Dude even helped them get Ellen to come back as Glados and made sure that it was all fine legally.
@nacl4988
@nacl4988 7 ай бұрын
I mean, It was making fun of their practices, But it was a hopeful positive song, Celebrating that they did good and people want more.
@perry_the_skooma_dealer
@perry_the_skooma_dealer 7 ай бұрын
glory to arstotzka!
@theharvinator7935
@theharvinator7935 7 ай бұрын
Gabe Newell does not take himself too seriously which, from a CEO, is such a breath of fresh air
@Caselestial
@Caselestial 3 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of Gordon and Chell, two completely mute characters, just being best friends and dancing while all the singing is happening.
@echo-4656
@echo-4656 3 жыл бұрын
And the fact that they are main characters of 2 best game series in history makes it even better.
@tompurcell2513
@tompurcell2513 3 жыл бұрын
i don't know they look like they're dating
@scylla1772
@scylla1772 3 жыл бұрын
Them mimicking the La La Land pose is hilarious. Guess we got a musical nerd in the graphics department around here
@bedaexe
@bedaexe 3 жыл бұрын
Alyx: ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
@Solomanon
@Solomanon 3 жыл бұрын
@@bedaexe Alyx can speak. She’s not invited to the mute friendship club
@Ronaldabilityy
@Ronaldabilityy 4 күн бұрын
still cant believe its been 20 years of hl2
@blockstacker5614
@blockstacker5614 3 күн бұрын
Happy 20th to our special game.
@nothingrhymeswithorange5294
@nothingrhymeswithorange5294 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing GLaDOS say "well here we are again" made me feel good.
@annoying_HK_guy
@annoying_HK_guy 3 жыл бұрын
To me it's the Turret choirs and that Sentry,as well the Merc
@filindoyt6594
@filindoyt6594 3 жыл бұрын
I know, i felt pressured to subto them.
@wheatleypurse
@wheatleypurse 3 жыл бұрын
It gave me that 🥰 feel
@suntzu8168
@suntzu8168 3 жыл бұрын
But it’s always such a pleasure
@pcman--5326
@pcman--5326 3 жыл бұрын
+
@plaugeninja1229
@plaugeninja1229 3 жыл бұрын
They've actually got the man himself, G.A.B.E.N. to record a cameo, I am really freakin' impressed.
@birb125
@birb125 3 жыл бұрын
God, Absolute Being of Energy and Nitrogen
@MultiInferno13
@MultiInferno13 3 жыл бұрын
@@birb125 NOT MAKING A F***IN' HALF LIFE 3
@hialsohi772
@hialsohi772 3 жыл бұрын
@@MultiInferno13 you mean alyx
@LucasAndSuch
@LucasAndSuch 3 жыл бұрын
@@MultiInferno13 what is a three i only count in 1 2 2.1 2.2 and alyx
@TekuSPZ
@TekuSPZ 3 жыл бұрын
Wait he is. WAAAAAAAAAIT
@Kultas
@Kultas 3 жыл бұрын
Literal GODS
@sharemation5339
@sharemation5339 3 жыл бұрын
Ловите Посейдона! sry
@TheFatMob
@TheFatMob 3 жыл бұрын
GOTY 2021!
@googleadministrator3994
@googleadministrator3994 3 жыл бұрын
You could say G LAD O S...
@lakakoi2965
@lakakoi2965 3 жыл бұрын
Культас, как поживаешь?
@welldzhik
@welldzhik 3 жыл бұрын
Я не понимаю, это либо иллюзия частотности, либо тут слишком много людей которых я знаю.
@TypekMD
@TypekMD 18 күн бұрын
the song is 2:57 which is *3* seconds from *3* minutes
@LUDciop
@LUDciop 13 күн бұрын
coincidence? I THINK NOT!
@TerraFox_YT
@TerraFox_YT 7 күн бұрын
It's also 3 year old at the moment
@tk427gaming9
@tk427gaming9 3 күн бұрын
@@TerraFox_YT With 30 million views and 33,283 comments which is 3 3's in the comments portion. i can feel it they're gonna do it this year
@СтарыйИспанец
@СтарыйИспанец 18 сағат бұрын
idk but 2 seconds at the start GONE I remember the intro but it was cutted
@gasjebasje99
@gasjebasje99 2 жыл бұрын
Glados feels like the only character who would critisize her own company in song and still be 100% in character
@kitterknitt
@kitterknitt 2 жыл бұрын
yeah
@nacl4988
@nacl4988 2 жыл бұрын
I would 100% Believe Spy TF2 would. He criticizes like... everyone?
@Pumpkinsmasherok
@Pumpkinsmasherok 2 жыл бұрын
@@nacl4988 really all of tf2 expect scout would do it, scout is just tricked by gaben to think everything is fine
@redude08
@redude08 2 жыл бұрын
@@nacl4988 r/beatmetoit
@nacl4988
@nacl4988 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pumpkinsmasherok I think Heavy would be too respectful. And Pyro would have a hard time even forming the words, Assuming Pyrovision isn't making him hallucinate
@andrewkalten9796
@andrewkalten9796 3 жыл бұрын
I just noticed; the song is only 2 minutes and 59 seconds long. It never reaches 3 minutes.
@PhoenixTheAviator
@PhoenixTheAviator 3 жыл бұрын
In my screen it's 3:00
@syndere6755
@syndere6755 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixTheAviator I believe it's frames under three minutes, so it'd round
@insertnamehere1398
@insertnamehere1398 3 жыл бұрын
PFFFFFT
@Aimobilko
@Aimobilko 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@aidencarte6178
@aidencarte6178 3 жыл бұрын
YOU MAD MAN
@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes on us Valve announces Half-Life: Alyx 2 baybeeeeee
@pumpkinspicecat650
@pumpkinspicecat650 3 жыл бұрын
Alyx: Episode 1
@corentinp8115
@corentinp8115 3 жыл бұрын
I'll just call that CBT at this point
@KRUSH-R
@KRUSH-R 3 жыл бұрын
Half Life: Alyx: Deathmatch
@ghost2130Main
@ghost2130Main 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what. I was expecting for 3 cause im poor for vr glasses
@iwiffitthitotonacc4673
@iwiffitthitotonacc4673 3 жыл бұрын
@@KRUSH-R as if valve would use their energy on an arena shooter lol
@ohiosigmarizzler344
@ohiosigmarizzler344 3 ай бұрын
to be continued - 3 years ago
@maisie28_
@maisie28_ 2 ай бұрын
What's that number thing? Don't you mean alyx years ago?
@Tanystropheus10
@Tanystropheus10 2 ай бұрын
3 weeks ago
@ed_cmntonly
@ed_cmntonly 2 ай бұрын
​@@Tanystropheus10 alyx weeks ago*
@goldenweed1993
@goldenweed1993 3 жыл бұрын
2:06 Gabe said "triple" We're finally moving somewhere
@sachiconza9406
@sachiconza9406 3 жыл бұрын
Getting there...
@Tacopaper
@Tacopaper 3 жыл бұрын
sucks that that was stupedium not actually gabe
@ceu160193
@ceu160193 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tacopaper Damn it, Gabe! When will you learn to count to 3?
@overfailed3639
@overfailed3639 3 жыл бұрын
Small steps. Slow and steady wins the game.
@bramgroot2419
@bramgroot2419 3 жыл бұрын
i mean . .. . .. I GUESS
@gianpeterborejon379
@gianpeterborejon379 3 жыл бұрын
"when everyone's anticipating another masterpiece of art" That's...actually a lot of pressure
@oliverfougere6296
@oliverfougere6296 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@Delta-es1lg
@Delta-es1lg 3 жыл бұрын
Why do you think we haven't had Half Life 3 yet? With all the suspense and hype that'd surround it, it's basically guaranteed to fall short of expectations.
@oliverfougere6296
@oliverfougere6296 3 жыл бұрын
@@Delta-es1lg Yup, it's a CyberPunk situation
@Certifiable
@Certifiable 3 жыл бұрын
@@oliverfougere6296 Worse. Half-Life has been a massive hit for 24 years! As have the sequels and spin off related games like Portal!
@schpungus
@schpungus 3 жыл бұрын
I mean at this point i feel like they should say "calm your crowbars" and say shut the fuck up for once.
@Stormimi
@Stormimi 3 жыл бұрын
“One...Two.... Alyx.... Four” “Wait wait what was that one?” “Four?” “No before that” “Two?”
@AnimationJ
@AnimationJ 3 жыл бұрын
Wait they can count to 4, never thought they could even make it to 4
@somerandomgamer8504
@somerandomgamer8504 3 жыл бұрын
"Alyx?"
@4lum3n
@4lum3n 3 жыл бұрын
eleven twelve Alyxteen fourteen...
@bigd8924
@bigd8924 3 жыл бұрын
Nononono, after two but before four...
@Tankirb
@Tankirb 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigd8924 2 episode 1?
@zalxw
@zalxw 2 ай бұрын
list of references for an unadvertised number 0:00 > the chalkeaters logo at the start displays two dots instead of the classic triple dots 0:21 > the sticky notes and papers on the chalkboard are grouped in four and two groups of sticky notes, suspiciously avoiding thirds of paper in a row 0:37 > On the screen behind gabe N, titles with the cursed number get shredded (and stage lights are four. there are ussually three spotlights on a stage to efficciently hit the target withour missing any shadows) 0:51 > when the number on the elevator hits 2, next floors resort for decimals so they do not reach the forbidden number, until it hits the last floor which cassually features titles that did not get more sequels after their second (also when we reach third floor, the hand which had two fingers up and was counting the elevator floors, switches to the open hand instead of sticking out a third finger.) 2:14 > four spotlights on the stage instead of three, just as third reference Thanks for reading, i just ruined your chance to spot all the easter eggs so therefore i ruined your life. :3
@DrunkenMisu
@DrunkenMisu 3 жыл бұрын
I love how TF2’s level just says “Competitive searching”
@lollolol3983
@lollolol3983 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P competiteve mode......
@MrSloth-tl5yv
@MrSloth-tl5yv 3 жыл бұрын
Rip any casual server fucking bots
@c9k984
@c9k984 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSloth-tl5yv That too
@AgainWhy
@AgainWhy 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSloth-tl5yv What if Hard TF2 Bots vs Bots Bots
@dafuqmatt
@dafuqmatt 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgainWhy Making anti-bot bots does nothing bruh
@playeronyoutube
@playeronyoutube 3 жыл бұрын
*Gabe just casually whistling this song on his way to his office*
@killa8092
@killa8092 3 жыл бұрын
Hi again. I'm Gabe N.
@vreikezen8268
@vreikezen8268 3 жыл бұрын
A fan of shooters, wizard of computers and a handsome man.
@notkimz
@notkimz 3 жыл бұрын
Your grandfather used to blather, 'bout him a thousand years ago
@Jotki
@Jotki 3 жыл бұрын
wasn't easy keeping busy, every season brings another reason not to make a game
@ai_hi5115
@ai_hi5115 3 жыл бұрын
I had it all but tried new things, true. It didn’t get us very far..
@youssefabdelfatah6909
@youssefabdelfatah6909 3 жыл бұрын
This song shows more hope for Valve than Bethesda's song
@goldenage6439
@goldenage6439 3 жыл бұрын
you should read the chalkeater's fun fact on this song if you haven't already
@ratcrusher3251
@ratcrusher3251 3 жыл бұрын
@@goldenage6439 what funfact?
@goldenage6439
@goldenage6439 3 жыл бұрын
@@ratcrusher3251 the one that they just posted 6 days ago
@lydiagalantmotherf
@lydiagalantmotherf 3 жыл бұрын
@@ratcrusher3251 That because Gabe was such a nice guy to work with, they scrapped the "It just works" vibe
@GhaniKeSawah
@GhaniKeSawah 3 жыл бұрын
@@lydiagalantmotherf in other words Gabe wasn't a prick
@iDoComputers
@iDoComputers 18 күн бұрын
3 years ago now, 30 million views, 3 minutes, 3 mentions of three, 3 invited voice actors, beautiful
@TheStupendium
@TheStupendium 3 жыл бұрын
So awesome to see this project come together! Thank you so much for inviting me to take part, it was an honour!
@TheChalkeaters
@TheChalkeaters 3 жыл бұрын
Thank YOU for being a part of it!
@MagyarGaben
@MagyarGaben 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheChalkeaters No YOU hang up!
@ghost2130Main
@ghost2130Main 3 жыл бұрын
You both are legend
@hotbebra872
@hotbebra872 3 жыл бұрын
u did great work!
@starstrikefuck
@starstrikefuck 3 жыл бұрын
*you did amazing on this*
@confused9413
@confused9413 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that gabe newell actually did some lines is incredible
@mothermia
@mothermia 3 жыл бұрын
Just to show he's aware.
@confused9413
@confused9413 3 жыл бұрын
@@mothermia he's aware of the memes we're making or to show how stupid it is that they can't count to 3?
@faxmachine1162
@faxmachine1162 3 жыл бұрын
@@confused9413 precisely, perhaps they are going to count to 3?
@BeckyNosferatu
@BeckyNosferatu 3 жыл бұрын
And he... REALLY hasn't aged well. Poor guy, I suspect he'll have to die before we get _any_ 3rd installments of games.
@thrashmetalkid6669
@thrashmetalkid6669 3 жыл бұрын
@@BeckyNosferatu Are you kidding? Gabe looks fucking great
@MoreImbaThanYou
@MoreImbaThanYou 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of hearing Ellen McLain as GLaDOS. Never.
@glendarjj3991
@glendarjj3991 3 жыл бұрын
Though it's weird hearing her normal voice. It's like YOUR VOICE SHOULD ALWAYS SOUND ROBOTIC
@aids7733
@aids7733 3 жыл бұрын
or even administrator
@neilthomson459
@neilthomson459 3 жыл бұрын
that is agreed upon
@cayo990tm8
@cayo990tm8 3 жыл бұрын
I go nuts when i hear her voice... WAIT A MINUTE YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT
@uglies7056
@uglies7056 3 жыл бұрын
@@aids7733 no but overwatch
@SpinThwomp
@SpinThwomp 2 ай бұрын
This hits different now that we know valve is cooking something up…
@tttdssdff2267
@tttdssdff2267 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that this song is 2:59 and not 3:00 makes this a perfection
@ArturFlintchannel
@ArturFlintchannel 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, 2:58, since KZbin still add one second to all videos. Though, it's no [3] either.
@PouLS
@PouLS 2 жыл бұрын
@@ArturFlintchannel KZbin doesn't add any seconds to any videos. This video is 179.06 seconds long, which is more than 2 minutes and 59 seconds (but less than 3 minutes), and if you go frame-by-frame you can go to 178.92 seconds (but can't go any farther as YT is a bit glitched and you can't see the last fractions of second), which is ~2 minutes and 59 seconds anyway.
@monsieurnugai
@monsieurnugai 2 жыл бұрын
this took me a second
@lais6303
@lais6303 2 жыл бұрын
@@tim9680 good for you
@MrMozzie
@MrMozzie 2 жыл бұрын
@@tim9680 I care, it’s a neat fact
@Jadeapple420
@Jadeapple420 5 ай бұрын
3 years. 3 FUCKING YEARS
@Rodaxoleaux
@Rodaxoleaux 4 ай бұрын
More than 2 years, but less than 4*
@xaviersaavedra7442
@xaviersaavedra7442 4 ай бұрын
3 weeks
@mozzeralleh
@mozzeralleh 4 ай бұрын
this video is now alyx years old
@soap1391
@soap1391 4 ай бұрын
2 episode 1 years*
@red_the_anomaly
@red_the_anomaly 4 ай бұрын
Four pixels. FOUR FUCKING PIXELS.
@robogen1331
@robogen1331 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how hilarious it would be if they just released Half Life 3 on Steam out of nowhere. No announcement. No trailer. Nothing
@aidenduval1492
@aidenduval1492 2 жыл бұрын
God can save you, find your fa...just kidding, and tbh, that's something they probably would do. I would love seeing how many people just riot in the streets because of it
@ItsMeLarky
@ItsMeLarky 2 жыл бұрын
@@aidenduval1492 Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
@PalakPreman08
@PalakPreman08 2 жыл бұрын
Then the content inside the game is some troll stuff, i cant imagine the riot lol
@Idkusername1234
@Idkusername1234 2 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute... I check it
@JustSomeRandomIdiot
@JustSomeRandomIdiot 2 жыл бұрын
Ideally on April 1st too. So everyone thinks it's a joke. And then when someone buys it and plays it and realises it's actually the real deal, they go to tell everyone and no one believes them because it's April 1st.
@JeyM1
@JeyM1 3 жыл бұрын
Video is 2:59 in length GLADOS is performed by a real GLADOS They even got GOD-GABEN to read a couple of lines of the song.. "Three" is actually sung three times This is just incredible.
@MouseGoat
@MouseGoat 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, this is the ultimate shitpost, we reaching level 6 level of shitpots :O
@SanityHarvey
@SanityHarvey 3 жыл бұрын
@@skipmanghondarg They got the actual Ellen to voice the Glados part
@skipmanghondarg
@skipmanghondarg 3 жыл бұрын
@@SanityHarvey Yeah-yeah, description whooshed right behind me, im sorry
@Smartoom
@Smartoom 3 жыл бұрын
I am waiting for Half-Life ̶3̶ next game
@LSFRNG6266
@LSFRNG6266 3 жыл бұрын
what i think makes it even better is the fact that except for the choir everyone else is hesitant to say three
@jonathan-rm4sk
@jonathan-rm4sk 3 ай бұрын
This song is now 3 years old and has 30 million views which is 3 groups of 10, Half Life 10 confirmed.
@superNova5837
@superNova5837 4 күн бұрын
This comment is 3 months old
@WeirdWimp
@WeirdWimp Күн бұрын
@@superNova5837 in a day this comment is 3 days old
@huerfanoproducciones
@huerfanoproducciones 3 жыл бұрын
HL3 is buying cigarretes at the same place as your dad
@Sir_Litx
@Sir_Litx 3 жыл бұрын
true facts
@matthewlong7547
@matthewlong7547 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he'll come back in secret and work with me as a mercenary :)
@SaltyCrabOfficial
@SaltyCrabOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Pero como lo delatas asi jsjsjsjd
@Gonger02
@Gonger02 3 жыл бұрын
i hope hl3 features the coke loving alien from papelucho
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 жыл бұрын
Aaaah, de ahí viene tu nombre
@tuopi27
@tuopi27 3 жыл бұрын
the best part is that the word "three" is said exactly three times
@ghuttsmckenzie4269
@ghuttsmckenzie4269 3 жыл бұрын
And this video is 3 minutes!
@suddddfdf8798
@suddddfdf8798 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 its actually 2:59 just to be extra cruel haha
@tuopi27
@tuopi27 3 жыл бұрын
@@suddddfdf8798 very fitting
@tigerfloof
@tigerfloof 3 жыл бұрын
​@@suddddfdf8798 It's supposed to be 3 minutes on the dot, check the audio release pretty sure it's either youtube or adblocks removing 1 second off of videos
@thecrab3033
@thecrab3033 3 жыл бұрын
@@tigerfloof ya like cnn 10 it’s sometimes 9:59
@trigger5258
@trigger5258 3 жыл бұрын
The “other side” being the soulless, corporate skyscrapers of EA Activision and Ubisoft is brilliant
@boxman7044
@boxman7044 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he looks at them and goes: alright it's time for papa to show ya how it's done
@oldaccount3520
@oldaccount3520 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWHHf6KLjtOdipI
@eduardolindner9333
@eduardolindner9333 2 жыл бұрын
skycrappers? dont you mean citadels?
@Darkotop
@Darkotop 2 жыл бұрын
@@oldaccount3520 stop spamming this shit
@hanif7592
@hanif7592 2 жыл бұрын
@@Darkotop what's that he's sending?
@willem-janvankranenburg3272
@willem-janvankranenburg3272 3 ай бұрын
Is it just coincidence this is recommended 3 years after upload? Or is it something more?
@Polengue
@Polengue 3 ай бұрын
don't forget the lastest valve leaks of a possibly new half life game being in development too
@noidea1903
@noidea1903 3 жыл бұрын
Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the universe, born just in time to witness this masterpiece
@haniakupczak2068
@haniakupczak2068 3 жыл бұрын
born too soon to play hl3
@uppedtrout
@uppedtrout 3 жыл бұрын
Born to shit, forced to wipe
@Gregory_12
@Gregory_12 3 жыл бұрын
! Are you waiting? Say "1, 2, 4"! You must believe it once or twice You must believe it once or twice You must believe it once or twice Next step message Hi, this is Gabe Newell. Amateur sniper, witch Great! She shouted at her father. A thousand years ago Sorry, go to work There are several reasons why you cannot play this game for a variety of reasons. Why are you bothering me; I spent all day in the studio. I have everything, but try something new Usatitore Between ruler and instrument I decided to rust on the walls! No one except me saw the miracle. The soul has no freedom at all. So again I forgot the special season. I hope half, Alex The valve stopped working due to damage. Without the use of lubricants for many years We don't think it works. But now you have to understand. But now you have to understand. I want to read this time three! Yes, I'm back I haven't forgotten in a long time. Nandi We are However, there are good ones. Her weight continued to increase. But Alex is safe with us. Get up! Card games The first version of the product Bright green mark Life produces lemons Remove from the refrigerator This is the time to learn. This is the time to learn. I want to read this time Great character It’s hard to start from scratch. While the others waited Another work! This machine is almost dead Maybe it's over So standard Show me the three rules! The valve is closed Removing But a few years later We will not take action The engine is running I want to read this time three! Blotter Stop being lazy. Look at the truck! We are working Good baby! This is the time to learn. This is the time to learn. I want to read this time three! This is Glados Chalk is my friend Write a hammer! One or two Thank you very much!
@Simpo-iu6gx
@Simpo-iu6gx 3 жыл бұрын
@@uppedtrout bts stands for "born to shit"
@stinksorstonks1498
@stinksorstonks1498 3 жыл бұрын
born just in time to explore the ocean im pretty sure
@theredknight3736
@theredknight3736 3 жыл бұрын
For some reason, looking at Gordon and Chell dancing makes me happy
@dipstick06
@dipstick06 3 жыл бұрын
fr it gives me so much serotonin
@theredknight3736
@theredknight3736 3 жыл бұрын
@@dipstick06 Yes
@AnimationJ
@AnimationJ 3 жыл бұрын
It gives me hope
@waffle_bars
@waffle_bars 3 жыл бұрын
It really is a clever way to include an iconic pair of silent protagonists
@lotus_cz4508
@lotus_cz4508 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly actualyl cried when I saw them.. Never thought what effect Valve games have on me
@varieTF2
@varieTF2 Ай бұрын
3 years ago, 30M views, 3 minutes, 3 mentions of 3 and 3 outside VAs. Completely insane
@smilemore7431
@smilemore7431 3 жыл бұрын
This one is a lot friendlier then “It Just Works” you can tell they actually like Valve’s games despite poking fun at the lack of a certain number.
@yazidefirenze
@yazidefirenze 3 жыл бұрын
Say one, two... and four!
@nurakermmeho7908
@nurakermmeho7908 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Valve isn't selling HL on all of the goddamn platforms without a hope of a sequel. We just have no hope for a sequel(not really, Alyx gave us hope now). Gaben may be bathing in money, but he hasn't been uploading bugged as hell games constantly and asking for more money in a paid game(artifact isn't a game anymore, so yeah)
@ErwanFrosterFox
@ErwanFrosterFox 3 жыл бұрын
@@nurakermmeho7908 Technically Artifact is now a sort of abandonware ? It's free at least. And pretty fun ! But I'd never have payed money for it. But it's a fun concept and game ! Just monetized horribly.
@MarmoMossBoll
@MarmoMossBoll 3 жыл бұрын
tf2
@TheDJBrojo
@TheDJBrojo 3 жыл бұрын
The jazz is real here
@SomeElsenNerd420-J
@SomeElsenNerd420-J 3 жыл бұрын
"...The Valve's been stuck, corroded by the money,..." *Minor Laceration, Detected.*
@DinoKelFilms
@DinoKelFilms 3 жыл бұрын
Morphine, Administered
@bea71mc35
@bea71mc35 3 жыл бұрын
They are struggling A LOT
@therealevilmudbug
@therealevilmudbug Жыл бұрын
*heartbeat moniter flatlines*
@casperwashere
@casperwashere 3 жыл бұрын
Valve could release a teaser image of just the number 3 and the entire internet would lose its mind
@daianaspereyra5874
@daianaspereyra5874 3 жыл бұрын
Valve: Note that out, note that out!
@Xalphoria
@Xalphoria 3 жыл бұрын
id really love for Gabe to walk onto stage at e3 with out anyone knowing and just say 3 then walk off stage
@Someoneyeeted
@Someoneyeeted 3 жыл бұрын
@@Xalphoria lmao that would br perfect
@Thedude3rd
@Thedude3rd 3 жыл бұрын
"But which one? We'll never know..."
@cooldemon5545
@cooldemon5545 3 жыл бұрын
@@Xalphoria Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3, and Half Life 3.
@3ftninja132
@3ftninja132 2 ай бұрын
_Full Steam ahead,_ _We'll end this idle running,_ _Let's give the Valve a spin._ Wow, that's actually a beautifully hopeful lyric. 👍👍
@garfruma
@garfruma 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they got ellen and gaben to be in this is insane
@indycole396
@indycole396 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know you were on first name basis with them 😆
@fireking6308
@fireking6308 3 жыл бұрын
@@indycole396 What? I'm so fucking confused.
@StrandedClone
@StrandedClone 3 жыл бұрын
@@fireking6308 what he means is the OP said just Ellen hence the first-name basis statement
@fireking6308
@fireking6308 3 жыл бұрын
@@StrandedClone But isn't it normal to refer to Ellen by her first name. That was what I didn't understand.
@bigshrekhorner
@bigshrekhorner 3 жыл бұрын
@@fireking6308 I think what Cole means is that using the first name of someone indicates closeness and maybe intimacy. Although, it really depends on the person and culture
@TheBROTOTYPE
@TheBROTOTYPE 3 жыл бұрын
“Say one, two and four” - Half-Life 4 CONFIRMED
@omundodevictorcalixtodelim9752
@omundodevictorcalixtodelim9752 3 жыл бұрын
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
@racinracerxp8645
@racinracerxp8645 3 жыл бұрын
spy: no
@casualmma
@casualmma 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@franciscofernandezmedrano9613
@franciscofernandezmedrano9613 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda think the part of counting to three is the wait for portal 3
@jarvis6253
@jarvis6253 3 жыл бұрын
@@racinracerxp8645 *kills everyone producing half life 4*
@victorfrombs7646
@victorfrombs7646 3 жыл бұрын
Petition to have GLaDOS as the voice of the first fully sentient artificial intelligence.
@sirsmiles1915
@sirsmiles1915 3 жыл бұрын
Signed
@victorfrombs7646
@victorfrombs7646 3 жыл бұрын
@@sirsmiles1915 Getting closer.
@helliox2487
@helliox2487 3 жыл бұрын
There is one from couple years ago. A sentient feminine android goes by the name Sophia. She officially received citizenship in Saudi Arabia. There's also a new male one named Han.
@siphobrisloks8133
@siphobrisloks8133 3 жыл бұрын
@@helliox2487 she isn't sentient
@victorfrombs7646
@victorfrombs7646 3 жыл бұрын
@@siphobrisloks8133 Yet ;)
@Pizza_Crusader
@Pizza_Crusader 5 ай бұрын
a love the little details like the sky scrapers look like the ones that pyro owns from the tf2 comics i didn't notice it until i was listening to the song and reflecting on the comics
@felisadidas4932
@felisadidas4932 3 жыл бұрын
*Everyone:* Repeat after me. One. *Valve:* One. *Everyone:* Two. *Valve:* Two. *Everyone:* Three. *Valve:* *_Alyx._*
@benzehunteer7411
@benzehunteer7411 3 жыл бұрын
*i just noticed that there were 3 garden gnomes in the song but only 2 are always on screen at the same time* the details man
@ertenren
@ertenren 3 жыл бұрын
Well so really
@professionalclown7166
@professionalclown7166 3 жыл бұрын
Team fortress Alyx is a good title also portal alyx, left 4 dead alyx.
@yesimrealhuman4245
@yesimrealhuman4245 3 жыл бұрын
half life 1,5
@gabrieldefatimabernardesfa7864
@gabrieldefatimabernardesfa7864 3 жыл бұрын
half life alyx part two drip
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you got Gaben, Stupendium, and GlaDOS for this song gives me hope for humanity
@redaipo
@redaipo 3 жыл бұрын
They didn't actually get gabe, the Stupendium voiced him.
@Opofake
@Opofake 3 жыл бұрын
@@redaipo They got Gaben for the beginning and ending parts
@redaipo
@redaipo 3 жыл бұрын
Nevermind, Gabe did record some lines although Stupendium sung for him.
@Skeke
@Skeke 3 жыл бұрын
Gaben looks so old...
@misternikolas8611
@misternikolas8611 3 жыл бұрын
For some reason when stupendium plays as a corporate CEO or an authority figure, it always feels done very well
@cameronfarley5910
@cameronfarley5910 3 жыл бұрын
“-one, two, ... and four!-“ “-wizard of computers,-“ Oh! No wonder he can’t count to three: Binary
@regularname1825
@regularname1825 3 жыл бұрын
11
@daythenite5683
@daythenite5683 3 жыл бұрын
001
@martinp1054
@martinp1054 3 жыл бұрын
@@regularname1825 my god, if the next halflife is called halflife 11...... i will eat my hat
@regularname1825
@regularname1825 3 жыл бұрын
@@daythenite5683 bruh
@RaffikTheOnly
@RaffikTheOnly 3 жыл бұрын
0000 0 0001 1 0010 2 0011 3 0100 4
@retrogamingmodding2262
@retrogamingmodding2262 3 ай бұрын
there have been half life 3 related leaks recently, i think its finally time everyone!
@tomvr4543
@tomvr4543 3 ай бұрын
I THINK ITS TIME TO COUNT TO THREE!
@King-xx3jf
@King-xx3jf 3 жыл бұрын
The Steam Deck runs SteamOS 3.0 THEY’RE LEARNING!
@CharlieBravo1118
@CharlieBravo1118 3 жыл бұрын
I swear I keep seeing more and more people of TOH pfps... I don't hate it lol
@menteko2137
@menteko2137 3 жыл бұрын
So when is portal 3
@johnxmanny
@johnxmanny 3 жыл бұрын
And Disney is just Valve but with cartoons (Sometimes they don't count to three)
@bejdiodwjxjxkx9834
@bejdiodwjxjxkx9834 3 жыл бұрын
@@menteko2137 one day maybe
@bejdiodwjxjxkx9834
@bejdiodwjxjxkx9834 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnxmanny Disney has a bad habit of milking its franchises
@mataki_4547
@mataki_4547 3 жыл бұрын
God, Gabe still respect his community so much that he felt he had to record the starting and ending cameos. He seems like a nice person to have around.
@DemonPig666
@DemonPig666 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@sinisterzz5031
@sinisterzz5031 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, he tried to sing some lines too but they didn’t make the cut
@ninjadeveloper2442
@ninjadeveloper2442 3 жыл бұрын
I just noticed how this is *EXACTLY 3* minutes
@akcoldcuts
@akcoldcuts 3 жыл бұрын
@@ninjadeveloper2442 depends on where you are looking. When watching the video it says 2 minutes and 59 seconds, but when you are looking at it in your history or recommended or your up next it says 3 minutes.
@AJPDing
@AJPDing 3 жыл бұрын
@@akcoldcuts Personally I think that 2:59 is funnier
@cloke3076
@cloke3076 3 жыл бұрын
I like how valve can just say word “three” to get all of gaming community freaked out lol
@selohcin
@selohcin 3 жыл бұрын
Valve wasn't involved in this. This was a fan project.
@cloke3076
@cloke3076 3 жыл бұрын
@@selohcin we all do know?
@msi_i_chad3061
@msi_i_chad3061 3 жыл бұрын
team fortress 3, portal 3, half life 3, Dota 3, Left 4 dead 3
@dapperfield595
@dapperfield595 3 жыл бұрын
@@msi_i_chad3061 Orange Cube
@spikergames4259
@spikergames4259 3 жыл бұрын
@@dapperfield595 tf4,hl4,l4d4,p4,d4 = orange hypercube
@TheGuyWhoPostRandomStuff
@TheGuyWhoPostRandomStuff 5 ай бұрын
Portal 2... Team Fortress 2... Half Life 2... Left 4 Dead 2... Dota 2... Counter-Strike 2... That just shows you how many Valve Games that don't have a third game (except half life)
@kaiserwasd
@kaiserwasd 4 ай бұрын
half life alyx doesnt count cuz most ppl dont have expensive vr headsets. plus, hl alyx is also full of bugs and glitches, indicating that this game was rushed and incomplete
@guizao3438
@guizao3438 4 ай бұрын
Sentry level 3
@AntizombiRUS
@AntizombiRUS 4 ай бұрын
Source engine 2 for CS GO
@zrhunt
@zrhunt 3 ай бұрын
Half life casually having over 5 games (technically)
@SomeVRKid
@SomeVRKid 3 ай бұрын
​@@kaiserwasdits still insanely good by vr game standards though.
@twodogsandadingo3331
@twodogsandadingo3331 3 жыл бұрын
"Your grandfather used to blather about him a thousand years ago" This is hauntingly accurate to how talking about Valve feels
@yazidefirenze
@yazidefirenze 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey, you know Valve made this cool game called Te-" "-eam Fortress 2, I know. "Oh. Well what about Le-" "-ft for Dead, yes, I know both games." "Well what about C-" "-S:GO, yes, I KNOW!" "And Ha-" "-lf Life 1, 2, alyx, 2 episode 1 and 2, and even Portal and Dota."
@huemanporson9954
@huemanporson9954 3 жыл бұрын
@@yazidefirenze what’s funny is that back 4 blood doesn’t even have three in it
@yazidefirenze
@yazidefirenze 3 жыл бұрын
@@huemanporson9954 it's also not made by valve.
@huemanporson9954
@huemanporson9954 3 жыл бұрын
@@yazidefirenze “it's the product of Turtle Rock Studios, which was originally established in 2002 and acquired by Valve in 2008. For a brief period, during which it released the first Left 4 Dead, Turtle Rock was renamed Valve South. However, a rift in coordination led to a split between Valve and the studio, with Valve South separating and renaming itself Turtle Rock as a new independent company in 2010. Even after the split, Turtle Rock still retained many original L4D developers on the staff.” Your right, but this was made by the the people that were owned by valve at first and the fact that it’s still not left for dead three and still clearly left for dead, kind of adds to valve not being able to count to three.
@twodogsandadingo3331
@twodogsandadingo3331 3 жыл бұрын
@@yazidefirenze I was talking to a family member and told him about a TF2 game and he said "looks old" and was gonna tell him it only came out like 4 or 5 years ago... Pain
@PremiumCheeses
@PremiumCheeses 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the song isn't just bashing on Valve or Gabe for never making "the third game". It jokes about it, obviously, but it actually provides a lot of insight into the history behind all this and explains why. Well done Chalkeaters.
@jamesbailey4304
@jamesbailey4304 3 жыл бұрын
It's not a "you suck" song it's a "ok here's the deal" song
@joshuacarre06
@joshuacarre06 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbailey4304 its a kinda meme song they even got the ceo of valve to do some lines for it lol
@meilekothefox6238
@meilekothefox6238 3 жыл бұрын
P3 TF3
@Misledgiant
@Misledgiant 3 жыл бұрын
What they revealed their next game was hl4
@nacl4988
@nacl4988 3 жыл бұрын
The Bethesda song was litterally hate, But musical, This is the musical embodiment of pure Hype
@gamertames349
@gamertames349 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how in the elevator scene, the floors go "1, 2, 2.1, 2.2". The level of detail is so good
@owenkelsey6279
@owenkelsey6279 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this like 30 times now and i haven't noticed that yet haha
@dorte_1232
@dorte_1232 3 жыл бұрын
A half life reference :’(
@generalfloppa5798
@generalfloppa5798 3 жыл бұрын
And the video is 2:59 minutes long
@joshuaweppelman4270
@joshuaweppelman4270 3 жыл бұрын
@@generalfloppa5798 my god take my upvote and get out.
@box2143
@box2143 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaweppelman4270 redditor
@marialuisatortorici9584
@marialuisatortorici9584 6 ай бұрын
3 years ago, oh what irony
@gaqueglowl
@gaqueglowl 3 жыл бұрын
Valve: What comes after 2? Man: Valve: You are hired.
@justsomeplantcells-
@justsomeplantcells- 3 жыл бұрын
It’s 4
@moriiii4522
@moriiii4522 3 жыл бұрын
wait i thought it was alyx
@konstantinkh
@konstantinkh 3 жыл бұрын
@@moriiii4522 No, no, no. You can't just go directly to Alyx. It's 1, 2, 2.1, 2.2, then Alyx. Learn to count!
@idioticed4379
@idioticed4379 3 жыл бұрын
its "and"
@Michealsoft
@Michealsoft 3 жыл бұрын
2 episode 1
@natax1737
@natax1737 6 ай бұрын
3 years ago now, 3 minutes, 3 mentions of three, 3 invited voice actors, beautiful.
@Just_go_gg
@Just_go_gg 6 ай бұрын
2:59 ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ
@Legoshideking2.0
@Legoshideking2.0 6 ай бұрын
​@@Just_go_ggand if you round this number, you get 3:00 (Sorry for my bad English, I'm just Russian.)
@choco699
@choco699 6 ай бұрын
@@Just_go_gg yeah, because they can't count to 3
@thefancybarbieharlequin
@thefancybarbieharlequin 6 ай бұрын
Three weeks since this comment was posted…
@aldjeiwkdhwiwjd
@aldjeiwkdhwiwjd 6 ай бұрын
​@@thefancybarbieharlequinEVERYONE WE ARE GETTING NEARER TO TF3, PORTAL 3 AND HLF3
@ashido9814
@ashido9814 3 жыл бұрын
Chell and Gordon Dancing together is the most wholesome thing ever
@jayzenstyle
@jayzenstyle 3 жыл бұрын
I ship it. xD
@S-CB-SL-Animations
@S-CB-SL-Animations 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayzenstyle ChellDon
@Deadass271
@Deadass271 3 жыл бұрын
Wow I forgot how ready everyone on the internet is to play matchmaker
@jayzenstyle
@jayzenstyle 3 жыл бұрын
@@Deadass271 dont underestimate the internet.
@booates
@booates 3 жыл бұрын
gross
@novapulse_music_
@novapulse_music_ 5 ай бұрын
how do you not do something everyone wants for so long someone makes a song about it
@Chaos_kitsune
@Chaos_kitsune 5 ай бұрын
And then take part in the fucking song.
@EgorKlenov
@EgorKlenov 3 жыл бұрын
I'm proud to witness such a masterpiece
@Forvennm
@Forvennm 3 жыл бұрын
Epic Edit:i agree the guy below me is spitting straight weird curved facts
@NuAreD
@NuAreD 3 жыл бұрын
Ого и ты тут
@Керебет
@Керебет 3 жыл бұрын
О, юр спик инглишь?
@EgorKlenov
@EgorKlenov 3 жыл бұрын
@@Керебет аск
@vinminkaplay6257
@vinminkaplay6257 3 жыл бұрын
Идеальное колличество лайков, когда я писал было 333
@porterhaldiman1719
@porterhaldiman1719 3 жыл бұрын
Getting the actual gaben himself to be in this is just like the cherry on top of this beautiful 3 scoop sundae of a song, 3 out of 2
@oplik0
@oplik0 3 жыл бұрын
@UCLz_4CmW1uex9GCZeYoGV6w The Stupendium did the singing parts as Gabe, but the lines at the start and end of the song are actually recorded by Gaben.
@GoodChimkin
@GoodChimkin 3 жыл бұрын
@@oplik0 yeah, i think he knows dude
@matthewlaxon828
@matthewlaxon828 3 жыл бұрын
@@oplik0 were they just clips or original recordings
@JameyMcQueen
@JameyMcQueen 3 жыл бұрын
@@oplik0 When did they say he sang? All they said was he was in it.
@TheStupendium
@TheStupendium 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewlaxon828 They were recorded specifically for this. :)
@Tulip_bip
@Tulip_bip 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that they got Gabe Newell and Ellen McLain for this proves that valve is absolutely self aware of the whole valve can't count to 3 joke, and i love that so much lmao
@renhaker
@renhaker 3 жыл бұрын
They definitely got ellen but gaben looks kind of like a deepfake
@nplt8392
@nplt8392 3 жыл бұрын
@@renhaker Read the description
@sheepism470
@sheepism470 3 жыл бұрын
Also they were given the software to make Ellen McLain sound like Glados (and maybe the turrets?)
@Tulip_bip
@Tulip_bip 3 жыл бұрын
@@sheepism470 I wonder if they were given the official way they did it in the game, or just figured it out themselves- Since I've seen other people figure it out before-
@TekuSPZ
@TekuSPZ 3 жыл бұрын
Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium [ kzbin.info​ ]
@jordanjailmen
@jordanjailmen 23 сағат бұрын
this video was 3 years ago,nice
@arthurborges6365
@arthurborges6365 3 жыл бұрын
The fact of the vídeo having 2:59 minutes is an incredible detail
@le_r0se948
@le_r0se948 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god you're right
@galaxygamer7019
@galaxygamer7019 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice
@Recruit_Zer0
@Recruit_Zer0 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice, you are a genius
@pogromcafoliarzy7494
@pogromcafoliarzy7494 3 жыл бұрын
@Archy_Valt March is third month :///
@therandomhedgehog6557
@therandomhedgehog6557 3 жыл бұрын
youtube does that, it does something with the last second
@boxofcereal
@boxofcereal 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Gabe basically admits it like “Yeah I can’t count past 2 and I’m dang proud of it”
@irvancrocs1753
@irvancrocs1753 2 жыл бұрын
"Sir you are in coma for 10 years..." "Wow that's really long time, can't wait to play Half Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, Team Fortress 3, DOTA 3, and Portal 3..bet they are swarmed with a lot of sequels now" "About that sir..."
@MiloMurphysLaw
@MiloMurphysLaw 2 жыл бұрын
@@irvancrocs1753 no, you would have to be in a coma for 100 years to think that those games got released
@shirshobanerjee7751
@shirshobanerjee7751 2 жыл бұрын
@@MiloMurphysLaw They'll just skip to 4
@Jotillit
@Jotillit 2 жыл бұрын
@@irvancrocs1753 we dont need a tf3, tf2 is good enough
@darassylmoniakam
@darassylmoniakam 2 жыл бұрын
good reason to hate him. he's just like bobby kotick or yves guillemot , like them he never listen the public
@DanielTGaming
@DanielTGaming 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Ellen & Gabe both agreed to be a part of this song shows how respectful they are to the fans, and I love Valve & their team even more for that.
@windex1613
@windex1613 3 жыл бұрын
true
@orange_faceplant2755
@orange_faceplant2755 3 жыл бұрын
Gabe wasn't actually in this. It was a guy who does a great impression of him who goes by The Stupendium
@orange_faceplant2755
@orange_faceplant2755 3 жыл бұрын
Unless of course you mean the end and beginning clips
@Bbhamadama888
@Bbhamadama888 3 жыл бұрын
@@orange_faceplant2755 He means the beginning and end clips
@Gerart69
@Gerart69 3 жыл бұрын
same
@electricomlet9023
@electricomlet9023 3 ай бұрын
this is great to listen to especially now
@veryverybadanimations5601
@veryverybadanimations5601 3 жыл бұрын
Gordon and chell dancing together is the most beautiful thing i ever saw in my life
@SilverShards
@SilverShards 3 жыл бұрын
The 2 player mute and player 3 will be coming.... *Wink*
@sulphurous2656
@sulphurous2656 3 жыл бұрын
The forbidden dance of the forbidden pairing, you might say.
@Zekh457RAM
@Zekh457RAM 3 жыл бұрын
Gave me Booker/Elizabeth vibes
@Diamond-hn2rr
@Diamond-hn2rr 3 жыл бұрын
they are part of the same universe so we may be able to see it ingame at some point
@sami_irl
@sami_irl 3 жыл бұрын
you dont ship them do you?
@DasMxD
@DasMxD 3 жыл бұрын
G A B E N!
@Hayter200
@Hayter200 3 жыл бұрын
yes ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
@-sirbananacat-2184
@-sirbananacat-2184 3 жыл бұрын
After nine years in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
@LazT11
@LazT11 3 жыл бұрын
Gaben looks like a Wizard
@MrMozzie
@MrMozzie 3 жыл бұрын
Eyo Love Ur SFM's
@yohdem17
@yohdem17 3 жыл бұрын
yAZ
@ErrorRaffyline0
@ErrorRaffyline0 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: A Valve can be corroded by Steam.
@ruefysh9576
@ruefysh9576 3 жыл бұрын
Deep.
@Datoneguy_9343
@Datoneguy_9343 3 жыл бұрын
Dam
@backinyourcommentsectionag3191
@backinyourcommentsectionag3191 3 жыл бұрын
Damn dude... that's fucking deep...
@nullified77
@nullified77 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Deep.
@DasSlenderMan
@DasSlenderMan 3 жыл бұрын
If anything this would be coincidental, not ironic. But it's an intentional lyric either way.
@AustrianDeathMachine9
@AustrianDeathMachine9 3 ай бұрын
Time, Mister Freeman... Is it really that time again?
@TotallyNormalPerson123
@TotallyNormalPerson123 2 ай бұрын
It seems as you only just arrived. You done a great deal in a small timespan. You done so well, In fact I’ve received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinary, I wouldn’t contemplate them. But these are extraordinary times.
@AustrianDeathMachine9
@AustrianDeathMachine9 2 ай бұрын
@@TotallyNormalPerson123 Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you if and when your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of… well, I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime, this is where I get off......
@FATxAZZxGONExCRAZZZY
@FATxAZZxGONExCRAZZZY 3 жыл бұрын
The satire: Fantastic The music: Exquisite Ellen McLain being part of it: Divine
@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme
@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme 3 жыл бұрын
Gabe : how 'bout me ?
@zhankazest
@zhankazest 3 жыл бұрын
ive never actually seen anyone use the word "divine" in a youtube comment before so i think i know why but i might be wrong pet seagull
@sungvin
@sungvin 3 жыл бұрын
@@zhankazest I've seen it in Kiara Takanashi vtuber channel comments
@MrConfused.
@MrConfused. 3 жыл бұрын
Extravagant
@killermode5926
@killermode5926 3 жыл бұрын
Whats this? Candy Crush?
@travosk8668
@travosk8668 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they got the big man himself makes this amazing. Not to diminish Ellen's role here, but when you get mr N to acknowledge the meme, you know it's special
@Wandergirl108
@Wandergirl108 3 жыл бұрын
Um…did they not just get an actor to PLAY as "Mr. N"? I'm pretty sure Gabe wasn't in on this video personally, that's what all the descriptions and channel-owned comments seem to indicate…
@Jebfrombritain
@Jebfrombritain 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wandergirl108 in the vary beginning they got Gabe Newell to do that part
@Wandergirl108
@Wandergirl108 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jebfrombritain Was it for this video specifically, or did they take it from something else he did…?
@tulip7694
@tulip7694 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wandergirl108 in the description it literally says they were able to get into contact with Gabe and have him record the lines
@Wandergirl108
@Wandergirl108 3 жыл бұрын
@@tulip7694 OH! So it does! I completely missed that, I'm sorry. That's my bad.
@samuelsouzaramos7558
@samuelsouzaramos7558 3 жыл бұрын
_"The cake may be a lie, but the nostalgia and happiness for seeing GLaDOS again, bring _*_real_*_ emotions to my heart."_
@m.r.v.n-mobileroboticversa8354
@m.r.v.n-mobileroboticversa8354 3 жыл бұрын
who doesnt love a neurotoxin dependant ai
@thatothertrashcan
@thatothertrashcan 3 жыл бұрын
That's just your blood turning into gasoline, its fine Cave has a way to fix it (maybe).
@metric3098
@metric3098 3 жыл бұрын
Combustible lemon
@lightmare8591
@lightmare8591 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatothertrashcan ha. tell that to the man himself. Oh wait. You cant. He killed himself for eating a blended up moon rock gel thinking it was a cure for cancer. I think he couldn't even fix himself XD He did find a way to resurect the dead and fix death though... OwO (caroline)
@realcopoolman
@realcopoolman 3 жыл бұрын
Play the lab on vr (if you have it) and theres AWESOME GLaDOS
@Venusianese
@Venusianese 6 күн бұрын
this is unironically underrated to this day
@generalbeo6836
@generalbeo6836 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe they got the actual voice of GLADOS FOR THIS!
@bleares
@bleares 3 жыл бұрын
not to mention clips from Gabe Newell himself
@herioper3497
@herioper3497 3 жыл бұрын
@@bleares y e s
@DisgruntledDoomer
@DisgruntledDoomer 3 жыл бұрын
Gaben is the actual surprise here. Voiceactors will do stuff for money, but Gabe...? Who knows what motivates him!
@VvvvvaVvvvvvr
@VvvvvaVvvvvvr 3 жыл бұрын
@@bleares You do realize Gaben is a gamer too? Ellis is very involved in the community ad well. Not that hard to believe.
@bleares
@bleares 3 жыл бұрын
@@VvvvvaVvvvvvr dude i know all of that I just said something i thought was cool. stop trying to talk down to ppl on the internet
@theninjascientist689
@theninjascientist689 3 жыл бұрын
"Life have you lemons, take them out the freezer" Lyrical genius.
@bluespidergaming7719
@bluespidergaming7719 3 жыл бұрын
No You make life TAKE THISE LEMONS BACK I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS IM GONNA BURN LIFES HOUSE DOWN.....WITH THE LEMONS YEAH IM GONNA HAVE MY SCIENTISTS CREATE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON
@phantomfeather518
@phantomfeather518 Жыл бұрын
Lol I was thinking “Wow that GLaDOS impression sounds really good! Very impressive!” Until I realized it was the actual voice actor
@toetickler4500
@toetickler4500 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was some sort of AI generated voice instead of Ellen herself.
@mariustan9275
@mariustan9275 Жыл бұрын
​@@toetickler4500 no if you see the behind the scenes they actually have the VA for her
@Evan345gdf
@Evan345gdf Жыл бұрын
@@toetickler4500 that wasnt common 2 years ago
@DoctorWhoGaming100
@DoctorWhoGaming100 Жыл бұрын
are we gonna mention glados said niggling bro 💀
@on_the_inverse_5193
@on_the_inverse_5193 Жыл бұрын
Mrs. McLain is a treasure. Also, fun fact, she is married to John Patrick Lowrie - the voice of the Sniper from TF2 and the Civilians of C17Y in HL2.
@gtfgtf_msfs2020
@gtfgtf_msfs2020 2 ай бұрын
imagine its been in development for the past 20 years, and prepping to be the best game is video game history,
@wendy-gw6kx
@wendy-gw6kx 2 ай бұрын
i mean thats basically whats been happening they keep restarting development trying new things they have been looking for the perfect take for hl3 and they might of found it btw most assets in hl:a were actually made for half life 3
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