I'm Kodak Black (117) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@Rissa89]

should have told the girl who dm'd him "please do not contact me with unsolicited services or offers"

[@KanyeWestLyricalGenius]

Just got broken up with...this podcast saved me from sending dumb texts and making calls I’d regret. Thank you for always cheering me up Chris.

[@TheyCallMeNis]

Kanye West sorry about Kim

[@Wadepenn_]

Kanye West don’t commit any violent crimes

[@thedude3673]

Hang in there Kanye! At least you’re not a gay fish!

[@PGLVSS]

Kanye West I fuckin feel this

[@laceymz7721]

Get a real name.

[@petarpetrovic8705]

The only dude that can talk with himself for an hour straight and make it look entertaining for us

[@joshuabuller9421]

Petar Petrovic Theo von too

[@petarpetrovic8705]

@@joshuabuller9421 Yeah, agreed

[@nichitamatei]

@@petarpetrovic8705 and joey diaz... pretty much any la comic

[@ScottyP613]

“If you're 39 and you don't have a bad back, you're a superhero” is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard

[@jzmmm]

Turning 39 in a couple months. No bad back yet. Expecting something to snap in a couple months.

[@ohboysv]

jzm you just might be a superhero

[@santinopeters1777]

"Tip top, rip op, wrist lock, Ice hot, chip rot, I got, pancakes at ihop." Hardest line I ever heard. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🤣 its lit. #I'm Kodak Black

[@curtishodnett1664]

56:00

[@Limescale12]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5K4kpJmprWDncU

[@ericbecerra5893]

i cop

[@dkhockey98]

"Syrup on pancakes and mayo, we gunna eat that in jail."

[@brandonbravo3765]

Bars

[@FrostEatsBacon]

I’m watching this podcast at 4 am and I have an endocrine system midterm tomorrow and I should be studying, but you know what dude. My GPA? No dents

[@johnclaudetaylor5224]

At this point you either know it or you don't... You got this

[@josh4585]

test go well bro? i had a cardiovascular system test today

[@FrostEatsBacon]

JohnClaude Taylor thanx man

[@FrostEatsBacon]

Josh yeah man all good. Histology trolled us tho

[@FrostEatsBacon]

DevInDenver 23 lmfao man if I get a B+ in med school im gonna be set for life lol whatchu talking about. I’m hoping for a C and I’m good with that hahaha

[@daverunstrain]

You've been heavily involved in my progression this year. Like you didnt help me, but i helped me and you're mostly what im ever listening to

[@jirf]

Same but for me it's mostly Bobby Lee 🤣

[@johnritter9947]

Heavily involved in your ***transition

[@jonr7207]

Well said braj

[@dept-7443]

Chris got his hair cut, expeditiously.

[@jacoblehman8714]

The sticker looks stupid now. Roll out

[@jolsatnite]

G Sneak 100

[@Smileyson58]

Full Halfie respect the neck

[@sam-jb1os]

Nobody gets this comment

[@fistedwaffle8881]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheUnholyPosole]

Chris's haircut was inspired from the short buildings of Albuquerque, New Mexico.

[@tomasfawcett8653]

your dad is dentless if he paid 170 for a toaster

[@CashanovaXTREME]

Tomas Fawcett His family hasn’t worried about any DENTS in a long time.

[@PGLVSS]

Podcasts keep us away from stupid social media. These are better than sm.

[@TM4rtin17]

Newsflash, youtube is social media.

[@videogame-techreviews]

Thomas Martin yeah and a Lamborghini and a gremlin are both cars.

[@pezgraph]

Fb algorithm is made for arguments...yt algorithm makes me smile

[@tatumjackson8417]

When he is rapping and goes "Pancakes... at IHop" I died. Straight fire 🔥 56:09

[@EastwoodFPS]

I can do that. No you cant dude.. *Raps* K.. you're kodak black dude its that simple.

[@bobyrd4386]

Bruh that shit was so hilarious, but is straight up true. Any of us that has at least average IQ, can do this shit nowadays.

[@cannakittyify]

Chris apologizing to the dude was such a #missedconnections moment.

[@khitabjaisinghani340]

Haha a true baby

[@Senpaisoldier]

you look like someone who would warrant #theunfollowing on you're posts

[@cannakittyify]

@senpaisoldier lol #no

[@Senpaisoldier]

@@cannakittyify with that filter pic, probably

[@linziRyan1965]

@@cannakittyify 🤣👍❤ get 'em girl

[@billybob-hv5hl]

Albuquerque checking in

[@BIGDEZUL]

Do missed connections in Albuquerque

[@Rissa89]

YES

[@redyayhole1644]

This is the only podcast where you absolutely don't want a guest.

[@DanielDanger420]

If theres a guest, I'm out like I was out of YMH podcast. Unless this dude is on it. Or Bobby Lee.

[@danielstudart2062]

Most times, but the episode with his brother was great and Bryan Callen would most definitely also be a great guest. Anyone else? See ya.

[@killerkimm]

his bro Matt was great. would like to see his dad , that'd be hilarious

[@ausvstheagenda]

Theo Von fucking around with the sound bites all April Fools podcast was funny as fuck

[@redyayhole1644]

@@ausvstheagenda That was hilarious lol

[@kobi3047]

55:23 for the hottest track of the decade

[@XenoTravis]

Imagine being the other person/people in that room while Chris just talks and laughs at himself. It would probably be a good time since it is basically stand up but without many others in the room.

[@Dipwad]

Here for a silly goose time AND a long time

[@pezgraph]

Are u apart of the matriacrhy too?

[@bobby9847]

This podcast has already helped me a bunch with some real problems I'm having. That K thing your brother was talking about works.

[@Jor_toons]

KAY

[@Dave-mk9bw]

Chris D'elia is different this week. The energy is new.

[@BboyCorrosive]

Probably the 10 days in LA instead of always on the road

[@dudesah7422]

56:10 That’s gotta be one of the funniest moments on this podcast 😂

[@courtneymartin7068]

Chris D'Elia, you're still my favorite Comedian. It was such a pleasure seeing you live in Indianapolis in 2017. And I think you predicted your own cancel culture tbh. So I hope to see you and CongratsPod again soon for the silliest goose time.

[@NightWindsMusic]

22:12 is the most Joe Rogan Experience train of thought I’ve seen

[@TheMichaeldch]

Lmao. I heard this and did not notice until I saw your comment. Your so right!

[@HeidiDmusic]

Chris D'Elia singing Hava Nagila is pure enjoyment!

[@tonysoprano2444]

Hey, Rearrange my guts for my birthday?... uhhhhh had bad parents

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

Callum Harvey = Looks around like yet another Meek: What's your number, hurry. 😂🤣😂

[@rickkcir1855]

I fucking died laughing when the credits scrolled up the screen

[@doramos88]

Chris D’Elia singing Hava Nagila is something I didn’t know I would enjoy so much. Also Happy Passover to all my יהודים!

[@oshryalkeslasi9266]

had a spit-take with a matzah ball soup on that hava nagila segment

[@ballzzd33p29]

Jew.

[@jaydosinsaneos]

Imagine trying to butter all that toast without it going cold

[@alixfrank2642]

Hey chris😊When I watch this I'm usually at the gym and I'll be climbing that stair climber and I will be laughing my ass off instead of paying attention to the time! Makes my workout 💯 times better! So thank yku!

[@Hell_Inc]

Chris D'elia is seriously surpassing Bill Burr as the funniest individual on Earth. Jesus Christ, this episode was incredibly funny

[@AfteraftersixBlogspot]

Dude, i'm listening from Venezuela, you have a fan base here.

[@bethdavisjimenez]

Love your podcasts! You always brighten my day! BTW, I'm in the medical field and also suffered from sinus infections and allergies my entire life. All you need to do to clear out your nasal passages is a syringe or a nettie pot, a plastic syringe you can get for free usually or at the dollar store or at the vet's office, heat up a cup of water as hot as you can handle it going into your nostrils with a lot of regular old salt and lean over the sink. use the syringe or nettie pot and lean head to one side and let the solution go from one nostril and drain out. repeat of course on other side and do it as many times as you need to. But it will seriously feel really good once all of the crap is out of there. Hope you get to feeling better soon!

[@Hbizz813]

I got out of all social media back in 2014 and it's freaking awesome....no more drama 😎😎😎

[@reedbruv2638]

Lol this comment section of youtube also counts as social media

[@caseyspringer7890]

How did you find out about the podcast without social media? Lol

[@MeticulousTechTV]

@@reedbruv2638 DOES IT THOOOOOUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!

[@_sowhat_]

Yes, girl! Me too. No regrets, never looked back, feel s'free.

[@maniackyjr]

You getting D girl?

[@jeffboyd8139]

The Kodak Black bit in this episode is what made me love Chris. I'll forever be a baby just based off this bit

[@REfanforlife]

dude the credits roll bit had me rollin

[@afv571]

Chris needs to narrate every commercial/ad ever everywhere

[@TheBlashMusic]

How did I *JUST* notice the haircut? Lmao

[@TheBlashMusic]

@constantly_winning LMAO

[@gourmetknife]

i fucking Love this podcast. It’s literally like listening to a homie just having a convo with me. Chris your charisma is top notch and you always have me dying laughing bro ! Love ya!

[@shelbymikesell3255]

Your fresh haircut makes you look like handsome Shrek.

[@theunluckycharm9637]

Sherk hahaha

[@shelbymikesell3255]

Shrek! I hate myself lol

[@Smileyson58]

That walk on at the beginning cracks me up. I can just imagine Chris standing saying “do I go now” What a cuda

[@canwejustbe6373]

This episode is so Los Angeles vibes and the effect it has on the mind

[@straightchillin2869]

Anyone else seeing this in 2021? Jesus chris how did we not know yeh love the secs

[@coltonw8686]

Lmao of course Dentsville is in South Carolina.

[@Fyrecide]

I love how he occasionally says "Toe-w-sty" lol. That pronunciation is t'best.

[@musiccity607]

Chris D'Elia rhymes with onomatopoeia 😂

[@smokenondatgoogood]

This year I went from Harvey Dents to a Dentless Gent

[@truBAYswagg]

i’m seeing the show in oakland ca this thursday .. 🙏🏾🙌🏾

[@purevocals510]

Lucky

[@PiscesSista]

Same! Driving down from Humboldt tonight!

[@worthstroud7428]

Chris Delia -- Ari Shaffir Joe Rogan -- Will Sasso YMH -- Theo Von All of these crossovers need to happen for this thing to be complete.

[@kylehinshaw1991]

Worth Stroud that last one sure ain’t happening

[@worthstroud7428]

@@kylehinshaw1991 I know, and that bums me out so much.

[@dept-7443]

kylehinshaw1991 Theo two-finger-Louie’d Christina...onward.

[@NickFoxer]

Dude, the story about the guy hitting his car.... Daddy has a dark side! He really is a cult leader haha!

[@brandedmustang]

Nick Foxer made him wash it after then sent him to the hole

[@alexweston9269]

@@brandedmustang teftteeeteqdeeetettetfrfdftetttte

[@jordanwelch3398]

These need to be at LEAST 3 hours long.

[@thedarkenergist]

New favorite podcast. Just wasting m'life going back and listening to all of the old episodes. Suhboring existence. K.

[@courtneymartin7068]

I am doing this at the moment. I saw CongratsPod from when it actually started. But then I couldn't keep up. Now I'm back, baby!

[@Anneheed]

You are so refreshing, thank you. I really enjoy your content and how real you are. Keep it up!

[@candoesports]

54:50 is why you are here boys! Chris “Kodak Black” Delia

[@samsonfpv8902]

You+Theo+A live crowd+A camera+KZbin = That diamond watch wouldn’t even make a dent.

[@avenged1985]

His Tupac laugh sounds like jay pharaoh doing jay z’s laugh

[@KaptainClean]

The bit with the credits made me cry! Hella funny man!

[@ausvstheagenda]

I'm just here for a silly goose time

[@boozebruise9]

Hey Chris, you have the best podcast. It brings my wife and I great laughs. Your outlook on life has really brought me up in mine. Thanks

[@matthenry2564]

Credits on the MASH song could've easily been doubled by putting Congratulations starring Chris D'Elia as Chris D'Elia and that's why your Juan Fire dude!

[@jeenyus720]

pumping up them getaway sticks

[@uckojashi]

R u talking about Dan Blizerian ??? The guy in the restaurant ??

[@tristanbowman7098]

He said they were all black.

[@spacecoastq]

Bustin nuts in the city 😂😂😂

[@immortalskysovereign2974]

"I got pancakes, from IHOP." Lol I laughed so hard at that

[@amg9082]

Omg that made me laugh s'hard

[@mackelodeon1974]

Syrup on pancakes and mayo😂😂🔥

[@CH-ml4rz]

Might be the best ep Ive seen.

[@straighttoseriesamovieandt4931]

I don't know how you've always got such energy! Love this podcast

[@voodooqueene]

My 13 year old loves Kodak... When talking to him about Kodak, I accidentally called him Zodiac. :P I'm THAT person! I'm old (I'm 44)! You nailed it!

[@bobyrd4386]

Bruh the reason they all think kodak music is so so deep and real, is because all they ever hear is shit about money, drugs, bitches, designer clothes, and foreign cars thats all they rap about. So when someone says something even a little bit real or deep, they like "Oh, my God that's so deep, he's the best rapper ever", "Holy shit, the realest I've ever heard.

[@bobyrd4386]

If your looking for an actual current real rapper that can rap and talks about real shit I suggest Kevin Gates for real bro.

[@gin0j0rdan]

LMAO the autotune on his voice that was edited in randomly make me laugh so hard

[@stupidvideosgalore4211]

I dont think they edited it in after, he had to have turned it on before he started rappin otherwise the beat wouldve been fucked up by the autotune

[@blackteq2341]

"and a cigar and a beer" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 BARS! 😂😂😂😂

[@kevinbutler9786]

A $170 toaster would make. uh DEEEEEEEENT in my life right now. I'm full oh DENTS at the moment.

[@IM-vj9tb]

I agree with your toaster analysis. It’s just toast. Get a toaster oven. Those are way more useful.

[@shamurai8413]

tfw you're from Dentsville but still wanna come to the log cabin...

[@JoeyDiMenno]

You’ve been on tour, you got the dry nose, you got the bad back, you got the stress, snapping happens. Your girl is right, you’re a good person. Thanks for the laughs and makin’ m’day!

[@kennypowers8654]

dude, how are more people not going absolutely nucking futs over his freestyle. I was howling

[@anon8538]

That toaster is the same kind of toaster fast food restaurants use, they work like magic. You put the butter on the roller and it just toasts instantly, like 10 at the same time.

[@aliciaott4612]

I wore that shirt yesterday!!!

[@solidusmusique]

Alicia Ott y’gah’boyf?

[@johnhiggins2985]

24:37 the sound of sipping on an empty drink with a straw.

[@al4385]

I bought a new toaster in a grocery store for 12 dollars. Going in, I thought I'd be looking at 40 but nope.. they are such a simple machine that 12 bucks will still do ya.

[@jacksonfournier8659]

Chris I dunno what these cheesy ass thumbnails are about my man but I love it keep up the good work

[@eden2esthar]

ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD CHRIS D'ELIA

[@jaredpmoser]

Fire! Bro. Where can I cop this? Not sure if thats how u spell COP. MAD ILL!

[@carloslucio]

Chris D'Elia's debut album "babies" is in the works

[@Greeezy]

He already dropped an EP. Under the name Chank Smith

[@empowermph]

..when I saw the title, i thought he'd just roast Kodak again, but this was next level..best episode, this & the holiday episode with his brother, best.

[@babujonakitaheart3025]

Chris D'ENT-LIA 🔥

[@ERIK31351]

Chris D'entless

[@missclaudita1976]

I literally love you.. best pod cast so relatable.. we all have those days.. your incredible x

[@sorrybadbeat]

A 170 dollar toaster you mean an oven?

[@tyleromalley]

49:55 Robert De Niro face 😂

[@D1stort]

My dude that's a commercial toaster like you would use at a high volume fast food joint, not heating the families bagels in the morning

[@fhamidullah]

Like you see in the continental breakfasts which he never gets because they're done at 5:15 am

[@kevinschmid238]

Depends on how many kids you have lmao

[@boyandbeard3921]

Love it mate! Keep up the good work!

[@CAPSTRES]

The part where he says "dent".

[@Zer0kool1337]

Hands down, best part

[@leesteitz9192]

"You're a 5 AND you're the worst" lmao

[@leroy92TX]

Last time I watched a video from you, your channel had like 30k subs

[@spacezen886]

Welcome back

[@LGRW313]

Sounds like you’ve missed a shit ton of awesome vids then! Time to binge!

[@dr3wtube144]

Casey Jones you better watch your speed.

[@LGRW313]

dr3wtube trouble ahead! Trouble behind!

[@davetaylor264]

Im just here for a silly goose time, and thats it ma babies !!

[@JoseRomero-mz8ob]

Imagine Kodak on rogan 😂

[@nathanmugavero1506]

Yo Chris, there's a Dent MN my grandpa lives at, I'm buying your shirt for this reason, and I'll ware it at your show in Fargo! Excited to see your stand up, keep up the good work.

[@avenged1985]

Chris is the scatman of mumble rap.

[@meglove6214]

I've watched this before and laugh every time. I just want to live in his head and just watch WTF he thinks all day! 😂

[@chancellorham]

Great pod, theo! Keep up the great work, mommy!