Kings Splurt Early (123) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@iisaiah180]

Olympics: 4:50 Working Out/Posture: 9:48 U.S Soccer Team: 16:05 "Chernobyl": 19:00 Russian Food: 21:41 ADS: 23:51 Russian Food (continued): 27:15 & 32:16 Damon Wayans Jr.: 30:25 Starbucks/Cheeseburger Hat Guy: 33:46 ADS (continued): 38:35 T.M.F.U.I.P of the Week: 42:26 "Kings Splurt Early": 46:55 "Most Armenian Thing You Can Say": 49:10 T.M.F.U.I.P of the Week (continued): 54:54 New Elder: 1:00:19

[@PickleRick849]

YOU SIR ARE A TRUE CUDA.

[@-_A-_-I-_-T-_-O-_-R]

Tyke Randolph how

[@bdawgamaro8422]

Will you are the king

[@finchisneat]

Not bad friend!

[@Millie15071]

S’generous of you to share this.

[@omaramer7022]

I don't think I ever watched a podcast as consistent as this podcast

[@asd573]

this and tigerbelly are the 2 i almost always watch the day they are out

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

it's true. every week i laugh countless times at congratulations.

[@jarretclement5162]

@@asd573 Is tigerbelly something of an acquired taste? I love bobby, khalyla seems really cool and they have good guests. But I just can't get into, at all.

[@asd573]

@@jarretclement5162 i dont think so, no matter what bobby is so naturally funny in so many different situations i can hardly remember a bad podcast, maybe he is just not ur style

[@jarretclement5162]

@@asd573 lol, i fuckin posted "i love bobby," i know he's naturally funny. The pod is just boring as fuck. Cheers

[@dept-7443]

*Me for the next 1 hour 2 mins* : My hands are tied now.

[@AlanM009]

Me if a family member ever reaches out to me in the future. 😂

[@jaybo10151]

What about him? Fuck him

[@jamesmckellar7161]

You bleuwww it

[@becksimilian2955]

Fell off a building, dont you read the papers?

[@wendylaugherty351]

Yeah

[@DazzlingDavidoff]

Our leader Chrystal Lea.

[@nniuqttam]

hiel chyrsler leah

[@lonesome1562]

Sounds like a urinary tract disease: Chrystalea. I got Chrystalea, i had to get my penis removed. There were urine crystals forming in my penis and poking holes in the piss tubes

[@nniuqttam]

Almost seems like reality

[@skeezeball89]

*fearful leader

[@janlucsaneaux1915]

All hail our cult leader Cris Delorean

[@RealmsOfGames]

Been in a rut in life but watching every episode of Congratulations has kept me afloat. Thanks Chris.

[@peakf1300]

I'm Armenian and Chris is SPOT ON about Armenians and it was hilarious!

[@trevorreznik9881]

Inchbeses!

[@romanm.1812]

I don't see no -yan or -ian bro

[@peakf1300]

@@trevorreznik9881 Lav em du?

[@peakf1300]

@@romanm.1812 My last name is Harutyunyan, it's just not in my username

[@romanm.1812]

@@peakf1300 S'good. I gotcha

[@chubbybehem0th]

I love to hear this man laugh.

[@saraluys]

My favourite part about Chris is when he's just like: Does it bother me? YES. Is it gonna be okay though? YES.

[@jayglamx3]

Does is matter bc I'm a comedian? No dude.

[@Samuel-sw9gy]

"My shoes look like olives on toothpicks" lmaoooo😂

[@ChiefGhoul]

I am killed... 🤣

[@PiccolosDaughter]

That log cabin sounds better and better every time.

[@issafacelift]

*Character:* (russian accent) You have to shoot the animal *Me:* (Kawhi Leonard laugh)

[@UncleJimboo]

Bhocolate Bhip Bookies ehh-haaahh..

[@richardraymond8]

Damn. S'early. Am I mad? No

[@SynthesizerSam]

Did you still watch it like me? Yes

[@edwingonzalez2327]

Did I have silly goose time? Yes

[@chiefcaptn1922]

Any regrets? How.

[@C.A.D.]

Have I started to grow accustomed to it coming out Wednesday or even Thursday?yes. Do I have other things I normally do Tuesday now? Yes. But did I still watch this first because he makes me laugh too super hard? I did.. and it's all good

[@ayoutubechannul]

What?

[@BrushfiresofFreedom]

There are other very talented standup comedians in the podcast world, but none of them are as consistently funny as D'Elia

[@AyeeePeee]

Every time Chris says KAAYY I think of his brother

[@koanikal]

same here. total joke thief

[@melissaharris6210]

Kay?? Kay!! Kay 🤷🏼‍♀️ Lol great post!

[@roses1419]

Chris is at that age where he talks about his age every episode

[@hudsonpruss5750]

what is the time stamp for that?

[@roses1419]

@@hudsonpruss5750 14:45

[@vanwonder123]

You're the best man. Here every week for a silly goose time.

[@hepoppinthat7237]

S’early. S’dedicated. S’true baby. ✅

[@annaklattig5653]

@Tiger Dragon bye cuda

[@catherinelee5790]

No one makes Chris D'Elia laugh harder than Chris D'Elia

[@jayglamx3]

6:23 "Like they're tryna get service in the jungle" 😂😂😂

[@DiNaMo90ful]

Speaking as a croatian, that is what we all talk about all day, every day... this podcast is the best thing ever!

[@luluruckus55]

I'm literally 95% sure its 2019.😂

[@MadisonWestfield]

When Chris was laughing so hard about his Armenian joke it made me so happy. 😍

[@sonofkami]

Do i love it when he answers his own questions? Yes!

[@leonbuzza]

Theres still a functioning Starbucks in Chernobyl 😂

[@douglasgillespie317]

GLOW IN THE DARK ESSPRESSO.... MMMMMmmmm

[@jkjk354]

Chris "my posture is good, wheres my medal" D'elia

[@scottschiess1440]

This episode was hilarious! The honesty you had after promoting Ally Wong to elder was too funny.

[@falledreng]

does it suck that you do ads in the middle of the podcast? yes do I understand why you do 'em and that nothing is free? yes am I still gonna skip till they're over? YES

[@friedasspotatoe3715]

Um...dafuq?

[@chinqlinq89]

Someone help me. Which episode was when Chris first broke down the King Speech

[@muckrak3r]

Chris 'I did a personal trainer {stutter intensification} I hired a personal trainer' Delios

[@cesg7749]

Jesus holding the rings 😂 this podcast is the gift that keeps on giving

[@zizzyr3209]

Chris D'Elia is the new king of comedy.

[@drummer92192]

the back pain medical insurance speed rant cracked me up

[@anaiva8299]

"Had some drinks." I died. 😂

[@NLLHW]

Someone needs to make a compilation of each of his "...YESSS" bits. Kills me everytime.

[@dantevelez531dv]

“What does your bf do. He does the rings” 🤣

[@bluffshove9524]

Daily happiness just increased 1000%

[@whoishamilton]

Still watching

[@vintention8266]

Always Be My Maybe is the gold standard, typical romcom. Secret crush Move away Find each other Everything goes well Man ruins it Man saves it The end

[@my_ghost_chips7875]

Vintention Keanu Reeves

[@vintention8266]

My_Ghost_Chips lol that was a pleasant surprise

[@SyedQaiserMumtaz]

Croatia is the Olympic Rings of countries.

[@champagnepapi_]

I lose it when his eyes scan the room after a joke or punchline like “AM I RIGHT??!!” And then looks in the room as if 40 people are there nodding their heads.

[@HoboSammiches]

Congrats #123 on the 4th? Unheard of, it’s a sign of a true leader

[@ben11058]

res in peace :(

[@ericboylan3277]

Hope he comes back, he didn’t do anything illegal

[@mariamzakariah3865]

Chris! I never comment on shit, but I have to say you make studying for finals more bearable and I appreciate it. Love!

[@al4385]

GREAT JOB ON THE PODCAST. YOU NAILED IT.

[@alexanderruiz6479]

Stayed home sick from work today. Perfect timing

[@припарковать]

Alexander Ruiz same

[@nickrostampour]

Fuck I miss this guy . There are other podcasts that are good you dip in and dip out no big deal . This podcast made me laugh every time . Never missed an ep . Come back 😢

[@valeriedelacruz8423]

Working out your back is really good for dealing with back pain. I have scoliosis and the only way I can see noticeable results of relief with my back is when it’s got a lot of muscle support around my spine.

[@ArtistVisuals]

Get a notification uploaded 18 minutes ago, see comments that are 40 minutes old. Huan s'fired??

[@antha6865]

Huan? Are you a 70 year old from the mid west who's never heard of Mexicans, yes, does it matter, no, is huan spelled Juan yes.

[@canadianscraggledog]

PRINTER is it Juan or Huan?

[@ArtistVisuals]

@@canadianscraggledog HJwan

[@finchisneat]

H'J'Won

[@Vekenstein]

Wan Faiyur

[@miaduncan2331]

tbh props to the guy asking for an internship! Coming from a recent college grad with internship experience and applying for jobs left and right, I give him props for trying, he may have ran up the wrong tree, but took guts! It's a hard market out here in these streets

[@metamurph6784]

Hahaha... "There was a sherpa on my back"!!!!!! That fucking killed me!!

[@justahuman8094]

The internet enjoys the Crystal Ear podcast.

[@somethingtodowithcat]

uploaded on a Tuesday!!!! JUAN HYRE!!!

[@NWCPcbenchmarks]

Chris looks like the main character from a western movie when they take their cowboy hat off. 5 o’clock shadow and the slicked back hair lol

[@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762]

So?

[@Samuel-sw9gy]

Yeah i know those guys

[@vinniedrawsart1917]

"THE CROATIAN TIMES: Comedian Chris Da Eeleya has shamed us all. He say we famous for the rings like some Latvian or something. He make jokes on us and doesn't even know we are number one shot put in all the world in the 1923 Olympics. Croatia number one! Chris Da Eeleya must be stopped!" It was in the year 2021 when Albuquerque NM, and Croatia joined forces with the Canadians after an incident in Ontario that left thousands of people offended. Invading forces penetrated D'elia's compound only a few days later. To everyone's surprise, D'elia and his.... "Babies" held back the Croatian and Canadian armies for two days until they retreated. Not a single Albuquerque soldier survived the onslaught. The event was deemed an act of war by Croatia and Canada by the US government. Canada settled by merging with the US to create "The United States of America with hockey". Croatia chose to fight the US and eventually became democratic after the US found oil there in 2027. The D'elia compound still stands today, with Daddy's cabin still being preserved by his Babies who still follow his ways all these years later. It has been nearly 200 years since D'elia passed away as the oldest human to ever have lived, at 325 years old. Being wealthy as all hell after having his bags filled nearly two centuries, he was able to fund the research needed to slow down the aging process drastically. Although this technology could potentially change the world, Chris D'elia decided not to share it with anyone but his babies. He was even quoted on JRE episode 75,412 saying "fuck you Albuquerque, I'm a god, look at his hair, I showered yesterday" and "too many napkins". No one seems to know what it means, but officials were recorded at the time saying "it could be code for something". This concludes the history of our Daddy episode 3. Please show your support by filling our bags as they come by. Thank you and please come again. "Please do not contact with unsolicited offers or services.... Amen"

[@HannahLucia]

The bit about Armenians was so accurate 😂😂 I’m only half and I still relate

[@mrSam3ooo]

Damn Chris is on fiiiiire today! First 7 minutes basically haven't stopped laughing :'D

[@ZoeGrier]

Fiiiiire

[@Eriey3]

Dang Professor D’Elia teaching us all the right things 😂👏🏻

[@cizneerob]

Jesus is up there holding the ribbons like this 🤷‍♂️ 😂 this mans

[@shifu9276]

dude, one of the best episodes gang m'babies

[@TheStephSavic]

Speaking as a Croatian...you're not wrong

[@taiferrer1956]

Love the Podcast!!! Love the bit about, "does your back hurt? Yes... does it bother you throughout the day.. Yes!" The use of songs to make a point is hilarious like the Tupac "Hit Em Up". My all time favorite has to be your Eminem impression. Still waiting for you guys to have your rap battle. Saw you live at the Grove in Anaheim earlier this year and was crying laughing! Keep up the solid work dude! People love you!

[@rockstarzee19]

Chris gets it so hard. And the log cabin should for sure be in Muskoka, Canada.

[@v77scorpio41]

Every time i watch this channel I question my existence...thanks

[@jmpsthrufyre]

V77 Scorpio because you watch it? Or because it makes you question? Dude, this is important

[@orwell8419]

Hey Chris, I dont know what you have against coasters, but you should really think about getting one.

[@mattsavarese8546]

makes me BRM when he puts his drink on the index cards

[@orwell8419]

@@mattsavarese8546 right!

[@austinvargas908]

*God making Chris* - This... this is the guy... *Chris’ Fans* - God bless this man🙏🏼

[@Berges98]

Wtf man?

[@becksimilian2955]

Chris talking about tiny skiers and sherpas was more entertaining than the entire film Downsizing

[@trickshotfamily]

Uncontrollable laughter at 14:19 😂😂😂

[@Chanelly37]

I'm here for a silly goose time and that's it.

[@blakeduhon751]

I just noticed Chris kinda looks like Bob Saget with scruff and longer hair

[@DstrtdMnd]

You're s'blind

[@manofthehour1983]

“Its BOOORSHT OF COOOURSEE “ -Eminem

[@PaulSmith-qn3lu]

Omfg I sit right next to 2 Armenian’s at work and you literally couldn’t describe them any better😂😂 I swear they both wear those sun glasses and half the things they say are “why do you do that? In my country we do ____” about anything!

[@seanchristophersapp]

Dr. Christopher D'Elia, associate professor of Economics at Brinks University.

[@mellow-mike]

That instagram post was amazing, great episode altogether

[@YearZer0777]

Silly goose time commenced :D

[@tarvitsenapua]

i miss Chris

[@conormcmullen6437]

Do I ask myself questions I know the answer to to seem smarter, yyyess.

[@schottiebobottie]

12:15-13:00 this one man back and forth is exactly what my internal monologue sounds like 😂

[@happinessrunns]

1:00:56 savage lol we love you chris

[@Dopesince79]

What's the over/under on mic adjustments?

[@Marcus-uk5ng]

lmao "he was just teeth and eyeballs"

[@finchisneat]

Love the silliness of his pomcast. I'm an avid podcast listener (YMH,JRE,TFATK,This past weekend, etc) and while YMH for example isn't necessarily a serious podcast, there's just something about this one... Also I like that its 1 hour

[@vincejones745]

Died laughing at the part where Chris mentioned the itch on his back.. and then he took a look only to see a Sherpa climbing up his back to camp out.. 😂

[@MattD86]

I’m Croatian. I love the Olympics. Fuck.

[@kristinbbrm1]

Where is this log cabin and how do I get there?

[@tbrwy]

the bit about the rings coming from the heavens so funny lmfaooooo

[@danakochmer6411]

This is possibly the best Congrats Podcast yet, next to Fish Brownie. This was fire from the fucking start m’babies

[@mishkaw9983]

😂 Ice skating is interesting as heck though!! Michelle kwan skating to fields of gold makes me tear up every time

[@lewisharwood9672]

Being English I've never heard an American do an English accent so well and effortlessly s'good

[@aaronc6077]

I’ve always loved the ice pick throw

[@dashabo4579]

Chris making fun of Russian food for good chunk of the podcst made my day.

[@endrikhernandez466]

Just showing love 🇨🇴

[@benskistrees]

20:52 "comRADE?" i'm dead

[@michaelhestand4681]

kings dont prolong the burr-burr. plain n simps

[@rusevsauve5111]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed this before starting my new job. Thank you Chris, you're the best🍻🤘🏻

[@crypticraps]

How do you like the new job, so far?

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@james_t_]

Hahah when I was listening I was multitasking and somewhat paying attention while you were reading off all the foods and I was thinking to myself “wow this is the longest blue apron commercial ever” until I figured it out hahaha

[@vilgott8268]

@ 26.45 , ”When you really believe in the product your supporting”

[@jstrangepork]

Chris, have you seen the character NoHo Hank on Barry (HBO)? Absolutely relevant to your Armenian rant, and a hilarious part of the show.

[@chickofthesea9021]

Yes!! I thought of him too

[@nelsigallardov]

You're a non-sense comedy genius man