"I'm Marrying My Cousin..."

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AugustTheDuck

AugustTheDuck

Күн бұрын

Michael and Angie, two cousins out of Utah who are deeply in love, and are married. That's right, truly cousins getting married with a kid on the way. What a world we live in.
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@augusttheduck
@augusttheduck 3 жыл бұрын
first
@gamerughwatng
@gamerughwatng 3 жыл бұрын
second
@stuffedanimallife3841
@stuffedanimallife3841 3 жыл бұрын
3rd
@sumguy9793
@sumguy9793 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Napoleonaugustusthefrog
@Napoleonaugustusthefrog 3 жыл бұрын
Fifth
@nickwashere6921
@nickwashere6921 3 жыл бұрын
No I was
@Granola077
@Granola077 3 жыл бұрын
“they will single handedly turn the family tree into a pretzel”. 💀💀
@robertsparling
@robertsparling 3 жыл бұрын
Or a stump.
@nudaomar2969
@nudaomar2969 3 жыл бұрын
As do most arabins and other cultures am sure
@rooke1489
@rooke1489 3 жыл бұрын
more like a mad scientist's abomination
@thresagraham8181
@thresagraham8181 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣😂🤣
@paltrymoon8133
@paltrymoon8133 3 жыл бұрын
This got me dead😩🤣🤣
@akheze8084
@akheze8084 3 жыл бұрын
They took the saying “ keep it in the family” to a whole new level
@Wasteddddddd
@Wasteddddddd 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus man 😂😂😂
@jacebeleren113
@jacebeleren113 3 жыл бұрын
Not really for many many years ago (not talking 60 years but between 100-300 years) royals did marry their cousins to keep the royal blood ''pure'' and that so these two don't take it to a whole new level
@washedupsai5749
@washedupsai5749 3 жыл бұрын
His children are going to have 3 eyes with 4 arm's
@snapbacktoreality48
@snapbacktoreality48 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacebeleren113 r-ratio
@youngonegaming5925
@youngonegaming5925 3 жыл бұрын
True
@derajpaulino
@derajpaulino 3 жыл бұрын
I actually personally know this married couple who are first cousins. They actually have a son. And he knows about it. The worst part about it all, is he actually made a joke about calling his father his "cous-dad". They are cool people, but just knowing that is always gonna be gross to me.
@cfh86
@cfh86 3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow. Thanks for sharing!
@shottwice
@shottwice Жыл бұрын
Give them a free therapy session 🙏🏽
@laylastarzz
@laylastarzz Жыл бұрын
shocked that kid has all 46 chromosomes
@Afrikkid
@Afrikkid Жыл бұрын
Man is pure bred
@TF-Times
@TF-Times 3 жыл бұрын
Their kissing is worse than the fact that they are cousins.
@the6cat.
@the6cat. 3 жыл бұрын
I almost yakked.
@litlifes3278
@litlifes3278 3 жыл бұрын
Lol i agree, the thumbnail only brought me here and then i saw the title
@josepachaco1128
@josepachaco1128 3 жыл бұрын
Correct their kissing reminds me of Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox at the VMA awards, that was tragic to watch!
@xnortheast1106
@xnortheast1106 3 жыл бұрын
No
@silloweet
@silloweet 2 жыл бұрын
Well you don't have to worry about it anymore because he's dead
@ImGangster23
@ImGangster23 3 жыл бұрын
Her: "Why don't we ever do doggy style?" Him: "Because you never turn your back on family".
@Silvax_x
@Silvax_x 3 жыл бұрын
😯
@BenIsAL512
@BenIsAL512 3 жыл бұрын
-Dom
@thehighvaluecat9313
@thehighvaluecat9313 3 жыл бұрын
"Anque digan que soy...."
@travisfoster2517
@travisfoster2517 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Darkstalker212
@Darkstalker212 3 жыл бұрын
Nooo, nnooooo lmfao
@annabelwilson809
@annabelwilson809 2 жыл бұрын
3:05 “how are we going to tell our family?” Let’s choose the worst way possible
@AWasteOfYourTime8205
@AWasteOfYourTime8205 7 ай бұрын
Like with an extremely British narrator 😅
@Michaelengelmann
@Michaelengelmann 3 жыл бұрын
“Wanna go to my family reunion on Saturday?” “I can’t, my family reunion is on Saturday too”
@Dat_404
@Dat_404 3 жыл бұрын
Sweet home Alabama!
@jessenia.rosalesss
@jessenia.rosalesss 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao not anymore cause Micheal Died
@mauricefuqua9375
@mauricefuqua9375 3 жыл бұрын
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@yt_wildash7651
@yt_wildash7651 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessenia.rosalesss he did?!
@shannonos8
@shannonos8 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessenia.rosalesss wait he died? how?
@mayatheduck6682
@mayatheduck6682 3 жыл бұрын
I just don’t understand how this happens. How do you fall in love with your cousin?
@augusttheduck
@augusttheduck 3 жыл бұрын
Utah is a strange place
@jonathantheslow
@jonathantheslow 3 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck That’s what happens when the majority of your population is in a cult.
@loonsin3466
@loonsin3466 3 жыл бұрын
my mom and my dad are arab and cousins
@Sv63s
@Sv63s 3 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck Wait I thought This was In alabama
@loonsin3466
@loonsin3466 3 жыл бұрын
@@ziy.z0 they arent first cousins
@CartoonFlicker
@CartoonFlicker 3 жыл бұрын
if my cousin tells me "hey Katie im dating chantal(cousin) and were doing it already" tbh i would just accept the fact that im adopted even if im not
@xnortheast1106
@xnortheast1106 3 жыл бұрын
No
@Zarathustra_infinite
@Zarathustra_infinite 2 жыл бұрын
I would litteraly scream AINT NO WAY BRO AINT NO WAY
@benmcgeath4319
@benmcgeath4319 3 жыл бұрын
“Did I pick the wrong cousin, do I have a hotter one?” Lmao
@mauricefuqua9375
@mauricefuqua9375 3 жыл бұрын
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@ghettolicerx2
@ghettolicerx2 3 жыл бұрын
That was wild
@Jackaboy3217
@Jackaboy3217 3 жыл бұрын
"we don't turn our back to family" -dom
@iesaismail9965
@iesaismail9965 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no pls not this to this vid
@pxinkillxr456
@pxinkillxr456 3 жыл бұрын
Dom Toretto? Is that you?
@drpivotkid90
@drpivotkid90 3 жыл бұрын
@@pxinkillxr456 for the family
@Durannnn
@Durannnn 3 жыл бұрын
@@iesaismail9965 anything for family
@luck5948
@luck5948 3 жыл бұрын
I’m getting a little bit of fast and furious 9 vibes
@kwhiteiii9293
@kwhiteiii9293 3 жыл бұрын
They kids 👁 👃 👁
@Flippro-mr4yf
@Flippro-mr4yf 3 жыл бұрын
The only plus about this relationship is that neither of them have to meet the parents
@buchan448
@buchan448 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Zarathustra_infinite
@Zarathustra_infinite 2 жыл бұрын
I'm dead
@oompaCookie
@oompaCookie 2 жыл бұрын
I'm dead by this comment
@johngancarcik5682
@johngancarcik5682 2 жыл бұрын
I'm dying 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chesterdamolester6990
@chesterdamolester6990 2 жыл бұрын
Michael is actually dead. RIP.
@thestankyfishy
@thestankyfishy 3 жыл бұрын
We broke up, but she said we can still be cousins
@tahahasan3477
@tahahasan3477 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@claudiavenus952
@claudiavenus952 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@pleasantsodashibas8486
@pleasantsodashibas8486 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@AkaRi.00iscd
@AkaRi.00iscd 3 жыл бұрын
last year, my cousin confessed to me and I decided to go home and never visit him again.
@Zarathustra_infinite
@Zarathustra_infinite 2 жыл бұрын
Smart move that should only happen when you are really young cuz i kissed Mines me once I was really young but im AND IM STILL CRINGING.
@bigfrankfraser1391
@bigfrankfraser1391 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zarathustra_infinite i married my cousin, 18 years later were still happily married
@hmmm3210
@hmmm3210 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigfrankfraser1391 dub
@random_dude_haha
@random_dude_haha 6 ай бұрын
@@bigfrankfraser1391ew
@demirdincay3648
@demirdincay3648 3 жыл бұрын
this man is criminally underrated
@bradentheman1373
@bradentheman1373 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@quigs3808
@quigs3808 3 жыл бұрын
fax
@wateredbottle2529
@wateredbottle2529 3 жыл бұрын
Literally
@tonybaran1860
@tonybaran1860 3 жыл бұрын
Nice wording🤘
@boneless4799
@boneless4799 3 жыл бұрын
This DUCK*
@MWDoom
@MWDoom 3 жыл бұрын
In a lot of cultures, even our own culture in the past, marrying your first cousin is a pretty normal thing to do. That said, it also used to be normal to not bathe regularly and surgeons didn't always disinfect their equipment between uses. Maybe things change for a reason.
@uziasif2425
@uziasif2425 3 жыл бұрын
But look at the Muslim religion it’s a norm to marry cousins
@cl3av3
@cl3av3 3 жыл бұрын
@@uziasif2425 didn't know that...
@JK32768
@JK32768 3 жыл бұрын
@@uziasif2425 its not a muslim thing. Its a south asian thing
@anormalguy511
@anormalguy511 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh look at Japan it's legal
@mysterylovescompany2657
@mysterylovescompany2657 3 жыл бұрын
Cousins are also sufficiently genetically different that there's a very low chance of their babies having issues unless it's done repeatedly for generations at a time. I'm not into it at all, but eh? They're adults? With what looks like a more or less equal power dynamic? It's not my business.
@palmereldritch4166
@palmereldritch4166 3 жыл бұрын
I love that in every "August" video , there is always one great "one liner" ! "They are about to turn their family tree into a pretzel" 🌳👩‍❤️‍👨🥨
@jadd.9355
@jadd.9355 3 жыл бұрын
So basically, imagine you grow up and start a family and have a child. Then, your sibling also grows up and has a child. Now imagine the children falling in love with each other. Yes, this is how weird this is.
@connorhicks1712
@connorhicks1712 3 жыл бұрын
Yep cousins period is weird but first cousins are defo the worst
@jurilamprecht3643
@jurilamprecht3643 3 жыл бұрын
and than they have a child too!! thats the worst part of it.
@WhoIsJaiK
@WhoIsJaiK 2 жыл бұрын
I mean….those are cousins, yes. Thanks for explaining it to me
@Nick-wi3kd
@Nick-wi3kd 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man I didn't connect the dots there, that is GROSS!!!
@bigfrankfraser1391
@bigfrankfraser1391 2 жыл бұрын
@MrHolyKindness i can attest to the risks being minimal, me and my cousin have been married almost 2 decades, our kids are both 17 and healthy
@Idk-lo1lz
@Idk-lo1lz 3 жыл бұрын
1904: in the future, we will have flying cars 2021: "Allow first cousins to marry in utah"
@chalnervassor9430
@chalnervassor9430 3 жыл бұрын
yea we disappointed our ancestors.
@evelynjolly9375
@evelynjolly9375 3 жыл бұрын
@@chalnervassor9430 tbh one of ancestor was probably screwing their own cousins
@robg4729
@robg4729 3 жыл бұрын
@@chalnervassor9430 ancestors used to marry their own siblings. That was normal then.
@connorhicks1712
@connorhicks1712 3 жыл бұрын
@@robg4729 that has never been the norm in nearly every country you had maybe a handful off Royal families do it and they were often looked down on. But cousins were fair game back then
@robg4729
@robg4729 3 жыл бұрын
@@connorhicks1712 I guess that ancient Egypt and the Roman Empire don't exist then.
@dragonflycinematics3789
@dragonflycinematics3789 3 жыл бұрын
Great to have a quality channel online, watching back to back episodes. August the duck you're original and awesome!
@badguybob1174
@badguybob1174 3 жыл бұрын
"Our family tree goes straight up, no branches" If anyone gets this reference I'll be surprised
@IraBoudreauxIII
@IraBoudreauxIII 3 жыл бұрын
I do lmao
@Michaelengelmann
@Michaelengelmann 3 жыл бұрын
I dont
@duckboii
@duckboii 3 жыл бұрын
I do but at the same time i dont...
@justarandompersonwithaspec5104
@justarandompersonwithaspec5104 3 жыл бұрын
tell me whats this reference ?
@johnnydark3260
@johnnydark3260 3 жыл бұрын
Arrested development?
@mahatmaghandi4288
@mahatmaghandi4288 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna be known as the cousin of the incest cousins" Going on TV to say that is not going to help you reach that goal...
@robloxtipshelper
@robloxtipshelper 3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@springsnapped5435
@springsnapped5435 2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@bigfrankfraser1391
@bigfrankfraser1391 2 жыл бұрын
if its in the uk, then legally speaking it isnt incest, since incest couples cant marry and first cousin marriages are legal
@michealpersicko9531
@michealpersicko9531 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigfrankfraser1391 I'm not surprised they are coming from the Country were everyone is probably blood related to everyone. They aren't the UK news organization barcroft TV is just doing a story on the who live in the USA.
@jurilamprecht3643
@jurilamprecht3643 3 жыл бұрын
as soon as he said ,,they have a baby,, i went from disgustet to absolutely horrifyed and and angry. im so sorry for this kid, i hope someone adopts him/her.
@lucas_rcimm
@lucas_rcimm 3 жыл бұрын
0:50 The thing that a lot of people don't understand is that it is called the TRAGEDY of Romeo and Juliet, the story is about EXACTLY what you should NOT do. They're idiots.
@stushy4650
@stushy4650 3 жыл бұрын
They didn't fully follow the story, they're still alive.
@animeweebeverlybaker3707
@animeweebeverlybaker3707 3 жыл бұрын
@@stushy4650 lmfao
@saucegod7502
@saucegod7502 3 жыл бұрын
lol you can't blame true love with a cousin
@JesterChat81
@JesterChat81 3 жыл бұрын
@@saucegod7502 Yes we can, its illegal
@Isoye
@Isoye 3 жыл бұрын
@@JesterChat81 Why is that illegal? It can’t be in the US
@stephenwhitakerii3206
@stephenwhitakerii3206 3 жыл бұрын
I had a crush on a couple of my cousins when i was 13 because they are gorgeous. But as i got older, i realized how wrong and messed up that was and snapped out if it thank God
@muckus_the_macka7340
@muckus_the_macka7340 3 жыл бұрын
How old were you when you snapped out?
@geoffreygriffin3015
@geoffreygriffin3015 3 жыл бұрын
@@muckus_the_macka7340 34 😂
@muckus_the_macka7340
@muckus_the_macka7340 3 жыл бұрын
Well 18 more years to go I guess, gotta supress myself
@giftedlizard1458
@giftedlizard1458 2 жыл бұрын
@@muckus_the_macka7340 what.
@Royaldickwad
@Royaldickwad 2 жыл бұрын
@@muckus_the_macka7340 my cousins (one was my sister) had a crush on each other when they were 5 they snapped out of it when they realized they were cousins
@mihajlomekterovic7068
@mihajlomekterovic7068 3 жыл бұрын
They're gonna single handedly turn this family tree into a pretzel... hilarious
@dappermcquackster5185
@dappermcquackster5185 3 жыл бұрын
Im in love with liking and subscribing to ducks
@stushy4650
@stushy4650 3 жыл бұрын
Cool hat 👍
@oswald0_
@oswald0_ 3 жыл бұрын
Weird flex but ok
@bradentheman1373
@bradentheman1373 3 жыл бұрын
same..
@thatdude._.
@thatdude._. 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I need that hat, where did you get it from??
@dappermcquackster5185
@dappermcquackster5185 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatdude._. hat
@Gdog-hm7or
@Gdog-hm7or 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the “hateful” cousin actually wanted that relationship first but was too late
@mushroomanimals
@mushroomanimals 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@numnumbumnumnum
@numnumbumnumnum 3 жыл бұрын
Sweet home alabama
@DBSG1976
@DBSG1976 3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what this is about!
@charliepearce8767
@charliepearce8767 3 жыл бұрын
Sitting on lounge then running to the fridge gulping surgery drinks worried she's lost an ounce..
@Sentient-potato
@Sentient-potato 3 жыл бұрын
Well it’s still bad
@Moooniemoon
@Moooniemoon 3 жыл бұрын
Normal people:" would you be my wife" Alabama:" would you be my cousin 😳"
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
@@Senkei231 incest laws yes, but Alabama doesn’t consider first cousin relationships incest. Most of the east coast states allow first cousin marriage, and a few western states, too.
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
@@Senkei231 what?
@Hex_819
@Hex_819 3 жыл бұрын
But it's Utah.
@Senkei231
@Senkei231 3 жыл бұрын
@@advancedgamer2363 you think you commenting will make me stop saying Alabama when i am having a conversation about incest
@Moooniemoon
@Moooniemoon 3 жыл бұрын
@@advancedgamer2363 this sounds like something a Alabaman person who is dating their sister would say
@Silentbob1494
@Silentbob1494 3 жыл бұрын
So they had enough self awareness to stop and try to think of a way to tell their family, but NOT enough self awareness to think that MAYBE posting an incest pic on the family facebook page isn't the best way to break it to the family.... Let that sink in.
@SkoolConnor
@SkoolConnor 3 жыл бұрын
I can hear the music at the wedding now.. "Sweet home Alabama!"
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
Do you think they played that at the guy’s funeral?
@adventuregirl4275
@adventuregirl4275 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl I had a great relationship with my cousin and did find him attractive, however seeing as he is my cousin I knew that was not okay. I realize now that I was similar to him because we are related and as I grew out of that I began to recognize that cousins were meant to be your best friends and nothing more
@Nefariously_ignorant
@Nefariously_ignorant 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl I think you've been on one too many adventures, adventure girl
@adventuregirl4275
@adventuregirl4275 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nefariously_ignorant thinking someone is attractive is sorta something you can't control, but you can control your actions and weather or not you accept or reject a feeling 🤷
@bigfrankfraser1391
@bigfrankfraser1391 2 жыл бұрын
so what if your related, im married to my cousin, in fact we have been married 18 years, have 2 happy healthy 17 year old daughters, and got married in a church. legally speaking cousin marriage isnt incest
@adventuregirl4275
@adventuregirl4275 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigfrankfraser1391 you do you but I find it odd
@bigfrankfraser1391
@bigfrankfraser1391 2 жыл бұрын
@@adventuregirl4275 thats fair, i mean its only reasonable that people will find it odd, but our family supports us to this day, so let haters hate, because at the end of the day, im happy and the complainers are triggered
@klas-j7s
@klas-j7s 2 жыл бұрын
Mom:you should be glad you have a cousin you should love him Her:Oh ok!!
@exorouge238
@exorouge238 Жыл бұрын
Her: oh yea I already love him more than you know 😏
@VMAFIA
@VMAFIA 3 жыл бұрын
They can do what ever they want behind closed doors but having a kid is just cruel to the child
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
So this is a legitimate question I have that I can’t seem to get a straight answer out when I look online. Since first cousin marriage is illegal in most of the States because of the slight increased risk to the health of children like lactose intolerance and albinism, are people who actually have those hereditary diseases not allowed to marry or have children? By rights, they’d be even more likely to pass it down since they have the active gene for it, wouldn’t they? Again, this is a totally serious question.
@CottonInDerTube
@CottonInDerTube 3 жыл бұрын
@@low-fatmilklove1187 IMO, and im a very logical person, if its clear that you (man, woman, or both (together)) would inherit (? give further) a disease then yes: this should be forbidden by law. I think this WILL come one day. But i think it will take very long to define the cases (rules?).
@user-ri4yw1pw5q
@user-ri4yw1pw5q 3 жыл бұрын
@@low-fatmilklove1187 there is a big change to get a kid with multiple deformations. Don’t act like inbreeding doesn’t give any problems
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ri4yw1pw5q the thing is, there isn’t a big chance. If we’re talking about first cousins, the chances of hereditary issues increase by 1.25% over the baseline average of 2% in most first world countries. According to the AJM that’s the same chance as for genetic abnormality and deformity as a child born of two unrelated people over the age of thirty. The only real issues for inbreeding arise if the parents have dormant genes for hereditable genetic issues through their shared family or if the trend of inbreeding continues serially through generations. If the parents don’t have dormant genes for hereditary issues through their shared lineage, then the child would have the same chances for genetic issues as any child born of unrelated parents. And as far as serial inbreeding goes, the parents were considered an anomaly in their family, what would be the chances of the kid falling in love with one of his cousins?
@me3said2aweyah68
@me3said2aweyah68 3 жыл бұрын
Do a little research
@GuanesWorld
@GuanesWorld 3 жыл бұрын
If they had a kid they would have one set of grandparents. 😐
@JSt3pz
@JSt3pz 3 жыл бұрын
True
@Kinich-f2p
@Kinich-f2p 3 жыл бұрын
True because of this
@etherious5957
@etherious5957 3 жыл бұрын
Cousins are only like 3 percent related so it wouldn’t make a difference
@etherious5957
@etherious5957 3 жыл бұрын
@Gobzo Raon how am I nasty because cousins are usually 3 percent related
@etherious5957
@etherious5957 3 жыл бұрын
@Gobzo Raon Who said I liked it. I just stated a fact that cousins aren’t related enough to cause any birth defects because it’s only 3 percent. People that are part of the same tribe or on a small country, everyone is usually 2nd to 8th cousins. Incest ain’t an issue when it involves cousins. 1st cousins and 2nd cousins if you are unlucky. But anything past that is fine in terms of defects.
@wongfeihong57a
@wongfeihong57a 3 жыл бұрын
I died when u said turning the family tree into a pretzel... good stuff
@deas3rdbodyroll
@deas3rdbodyroll 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I would be so embarrassed if I was their kid 🤮
@BoxingSavedMe
@BoxingSavedMe 3 жыл бұрын
You Are
@bhwuuq5343
@bhwuuq5343 3 жыл бұрын
@@BoxingSavedMe ???
@BoxingSavedMe
@BoxingSavedMe 3 жыл бұрын
@@bhwuuq5343 😼....?
@TalkingXatu
@TalkingXatu 3 жыл бұрын
@@BoxingSavedMe . . .
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
Why? The kid’s going to grow up barely remembering his Dad.
@RCKSTR-ru8rq
@RCKSTR-ru8rq 3 жыл бұрын
“Theyre going to turn this family tree…. Into a pretzel”😂😂😭😭🤦🏽‍♂️💀 I can’t 😂😂
@MrgotPump
@MrgotPump 2 жыл бұрын
4:09 she pulls a can out of the fridge and takes a drink without opening It
@DrDubMemes
@DrDubMemes 3 жыл бұрын
What are the Mario Bros views on relationships? Mario: You probably shouldn’t marry someone you’re related to because it could give birth defects to your kid and it makes the family awkward. Luigi: [Sweet Home Alabama playing in background]
@Michaelengelmann
@Michaelengelmann 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Luigi the gay & incest one?
@DrDubMemes
@DrDubMemes 3 жыл бұрын
@@Michaelengelmann It’s just a meme you can look it up but Luigi always has a bad opinion
@Cat-up6hb
@Cat-up6hb 3 жыл бұрын
@@Michaelengelmann because luigi is the less important one of those siblings so he embodies all the bad
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, that’s the same reason people over the age of thirty shouldn’t be having kids, but that’s legal somehow.
@Michaelengelmann
@Michaelengelmann 3 жыл бұрын
@@DrDubMemes I know the meme
@lethallele4801
@lethallele4801 3 жыл бұрын
“Cousins by law, lovers by choice” the alternative name of the recycling system of inbreeding
@jbmaitre5758
@jbmaitre5758 3 жыл бұрын
"They are going to turn the family tree into a pretzel" 😂 😂 😂
@RandomGuy-cm8ty
@RandomGuy-cm8ty 3 жыл бұрын
their relationship is so strong bc nothing is stronger than family
@LobsterLarry
@LobsterLarry 2 жыл бұрын
“Turn their family tree into a pretzel” That’s actually so funny bruh
@AryanKumar-jo1pz
@AryanKumar-jo1pz 3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that Hell's Kitchen dialogue "Getting a tie is like kissing your sister You dont win, you dont loose Its just awkward"
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
What?
@AveragePootis
@AveragePootis 2 жыл бұрын
@@low-fatmilklove1187 It was a quote from a contestant after getting a tie in a morning challenge
@tigernotwoods914
@tigernotwoods914 3 жыл бұрын
You’re the master at these reviews. Your voice and delivery fit duck in a suit so well!
@backgroundcharacter2615
@backgroundcharacter2615 3 жыл бұрын
So Inone day I saw your subs go from 406k to 408k. Good for you.
@grayson3092
@grayson3092 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being their future child…
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
Easier to imagine being the one kid they’ve got. Future kids are going to be a bit of an issue since Mike’s dead and Angie doesn’t seem to be getting out of her grieving stage anytime soon.
@SA77888
@SA77888 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the only real problem I see with this relationship......they should get her on the pill - after that I dont see the problem. If it disgusts other people they dont have to take part.
@ZebraLuv
@ZebraLuv 3 жыл бұрын
Government mandated birth control looking better every day.
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
@@SA77888 they actually went through genetic testing to make sure that they genetically dissimilar enough that they wouldn’t have to go to jail for having a kid. They had a son, and he seems alright for a kid with a dead dad.
@MrAnonymousme10
@MrAnonymousme10 3 жыл бұрын
Just Look at how saudi arabia had the worst country with birth diffect, because fking your cousin is legal there
@saltymf_6735
@saltymf_6735 3 жыл бұрын
Nothings wrong if its family "We dont turn our back on family"-dom
@youngdud21
@youngdud21 3 жыл бұрын
This is the one time I think dom would turn his back on family
@skye4591
@skye4591 3 жыл бұрын
"they are going to single handedly turn their family tree into a pretzel" lmaooo
@nahwait5301
@nahwait5301 3 жыл бұрын
i feel like theyre just freaks who really get off on the fact that theyre related, theyll hate each other in a year and that poor kid caught in the middle of this unholy game of thrones remake will get the worst of it.
@serenityturner9921
@serenityturner9921 3 жыл бұрын
"We are not related we just look the same🙄" type of vibes
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, they seemed like they still loved each other, but they’re not together anymore
@caros4220
@caros4220 3 жыл бұрын
This is ACTUALLY LEGAL in sweden Worst part is its Kinda common aswell
@A_itsar
@A_itsar 3 жыл бұрын
Well, it is actually common in the past, Sweden is slow on the uptake
@shanematthews1985
@shanematthews1985 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's also legal in the UK
@snoxh2187
@snoxh2187 3 жыл бұрын
@@A_itsar "Sweden is slow on the uptake" are you joking? Thats the exact oposite
@saturationstation1446
@saturationstation1446 3 жыл бұрын
thats all of europes population i thought lol. tribalism gone wild
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
@@saturationstation1446 we get that a lot here in the US, too. Most of the east coast allows it, and a few states spread out across the west. It’ll take a while, but you can expect more states to hop on the legalization of cousin marriage in the next ten to twenty years.
@cyriletuk4124
@cyriletuk4124 3 жыл бұрын
When Dom said always love family this isn't exactly what he had in mind
@michaelmarx1405
@michaelmarx1405 3 жыл бұрын
If you love you’re cousin, and both sides are ok with it, you don’t harm anybody. But with getting a child, you can actually harm others (the baby).
@terrace15
@terrace15 3 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%, I don't care if relatives love each other romantically as long as they don't reproduce
@snoxh2187
@snoxh2187 3 жыл бұрын
the chance for cousins is a bit higher but not that much so i think its ok but if they were siblings it should definitly be forbidden
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
And this is why older couples shouldn’t be allowed to have children.
@sunnyscott4876
@sunnyscott4876 3 жыл бұрын
@@low-fatmilklove1187 I think with "older " couples as you so tactfully put it, there are a lot of other variables to consider.
@Yikkoofficial
@Yikkoofficial 2 жыл бұрын
Actually , according the science there is no deformities when two cousins have kids. Still, doesn’t make it morally correct.
@Akapulko
@Akapulko 3 жыл бұрын
these people took the "cousins" category on the Hub to another level
@ImagineGarydos
@ImagineGarydos 3 жыл бұрын
"There's your cousins, and then your first cousins, and second cousins..." -Mean Girls
@amber_is_pyro_ganyu2927
@amber_is_pyro_ganyu2927 3 жыл бұрын
You are so underrated you deserve more sub. This is the first video I watched and immediately know I need to sub to you. Edit: I knew it you would be famous look at you now 700k sub :D Edit 2: frick now the heart on the comment is gone cos I edited D:
@Altairmnomad
@Altairmnomad 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute??! How is this the first video you have seen but know he is underrated???
@amber_is_pyro_ganyu2927
@amber_is_pyro_ganyu2927 3 жыл бұрын
@@Altairmnomad uhhhhhhh I've watched other channel before???? and they have more sub but have less quality I guess.
@Altairmnomad
@Altairmnomad 3 жыл бұрын
@@amber_is_pyro_ganyu2927 i was just joking sorry haha
@bug7756
@bug7756 3 жыл бұрын
Their kid would be unluckiest person in the world.
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know, how do other kids growing up with dead dads normally fare?
@Admiral45-10
@Admiral45-10 3 жыл бұрын
,,We decided to marry eachother to keep our bloodline pure"
@AMMB
@AMMB 3 жыл бұрын
Well I'm kinda am that kid
@wolventiger
@wolventiger Жыл бұрын
I don't know why cousins marry and have kids together. I'd rather stay single
@EM33700
@EM33700 3 жыл бұрын
"Michael went searching for love" Michael didn't search. He was driven there as a child.
@1th_to_comment.
@1th_to_comment. 3 жыл бұрын
"And in the middle of it all you got some inbred retelling of romeo and juliet." -Arthur Morgan, 1899
@OG_Kurosaki
@OG_Kurosaki 3 жыл бұрын
Got that right cowpoke
@1th_to_comment.
@1th_to_comment. 3 жыл бұрын
@@OG_Kurosaki oh welcome to modern day! Now enjoy being nuked for your crimes
@OG_Kurosaki
@OG_Kurosaki 3 жыл бұрын
@@1th_to_comment. you I am cowpoke
@rocketwastaken
@rocketwastaken 3 жыл бұрын
"Nice" -Sun Tzu, The art of war
@TheMutedBane
@TheMutedBane 3 жыл бұрын
I lost my mind when they wondered how to tell the family and just sent them shirtless kissing eachother. I can't believe this I feel bad for their parents. They had to raise these people
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
I actually think it’s kinda boss. However you feel about cousin marriage, I just like their take it or leave it attitude. Like fuck you guys, we’re doing this.
@sunnyscott4876
@sunnyscott4876 3 жыл бұрын
There's something to be said for being tactful and understanding. Obviously they just didn't care.
@leolechien007
@leolechien007 3 жыл бұрын
I seem to remember that there are different laws about 1st cousin weddings in different US states. There are other parts of the world where it is standard practice, usually to keep money/land in the family.
@leolechien007
@leolechien007 3 жыл бұрын
Just looked it up on Wikipedia, 19 states allow it straight out, some others with conditions and there are places where it is illegal so finally they are not so odd after all.
@lxnpimk6542
@lxnpimk6542 2 ай бұрын
Imagine the kid finding out their cousins
@The_one_with_a_name
@The_one_with_a_name 3 жыл бұрын
Other comments: talking about the incest in this video. Me: just hating the PDA and the way they are kissing each other.
@wdbobcats087
@wdbobcats087 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@jakman8515
@jakman8515 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that's the worst part of this like if there wasn't excessive PDA then I could atleast tolerate them but their excessive PDA is basically driving home the fact that their in a incestual relationship
@yourlocalflatiron6124
@yourlocalflatiron6124 3 жыл бұрын
When people say “love is love” this is not what they mean…
@gideonjones5712
@gideonjones5712 3 жыл бұрын
I mean... apparently it is for some people
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
It does if you’re from the US east coast, apparently. Slowly spreading to the central states, and it’s been legal in California, Hawaii, and a few others by
@tentedkarma7465
@tentedkarma7465 3 жыл бұрын
Love is specific
@joekrafft7125
@joekrafft7125 3 жыл бұрын
i mean people who say that tend to be okay with whatever kind of love
@TheSirZparity
@TheSirZparity 3 жыл бұрын
And MAPs say the same thing.
@demetriuscooksey7147
@demetriuscooksey7147 3 жыл бұрын
They look so much alike... they look like brother and sister.
@hatchnut16
@hatchnut16 3 жыл бұрын
@AugustTheDuck you’re my new favorite KZbinr! I love the content and it always makes me laugh especially the commentary!
@yourunfinishedcake8591
@yourunfinishedcake8591 3 жыл бұрын
didn't think there was another meaning to "family comes first" until now
@melaniewahl845
@melaniewahl845 6 ай бұрын
"that puts her in the danger zone!" 🤣😆🤣
@kj_hodder6984
@kj_hodder6984 3 жыл бұрын
Who else started laughing when Chris Hanson’s face appeared 🤣🤣🤣
@stushy4650
@stushy4650 3 жыл бұрын
7:15 (softly) don't
@noobman1738
@noobman1738 3 жыл бұрын
3:35 s a m e
@arbitor2011
@arbitor2011 3 жыл бұрын
@3:30 "you scroll back up" lmao... I lost it! I was thinking the same thing.
@al8xx
@al8xx 3 жыл бұрын
it's scary that some people actually date their family
@natashahamilton4650
@natashahamilton4650 3 жыл бұрын
I know a few people like that and they are happy and have out their lots. 'Royal'
@mayanaztec6440
@mayanaztec6440 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing more exciting than having a secret relationship with your cousin, knowing her brothers and my aunt and uncle can find out. You guys don’t know what you’re missing out on.
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, they didn’t keep it secret very long.
@eugenemulhern7946
@eugenemulhern7946 3 жыл бұрын
two cousins marry and have a child - I guess they figured the world needed more toothless banjo players
@meatballs7047
@meatballs7047 3 жыл бұрын
It would have been less weird if it was like 3rd or 4th cousins but its a direct line I cant think of what the parents/siblings feel about this.
@Proven_Data
@Proven_Data 3 жыл бұрын
At the baby shower instead of normal games like guess what gender the baby will be they played guess how many heads will the baby have.
@Zinervawyrm
@Zinervawyrm 3 жыл бұрын
I'm placing my bet on it having 40 toes and fingers, one head but weirdly misshapen with no chin, just a fold that morphs down into the neck type deal, and definitely has a prominent overbite.
@davidconrath6148
@davidconrath6148 3 жыл бұрын
The kid will be able to star in any horror movie that involves mutants
@Proven_Data
@Proven_Data 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidconrath6148 Lol.
@johnsmith7303
@johnsmith7303 3 жыл бұрын
The cousin thing doesn’t bother me until a kid is involved.
@oatsnmilk1857
@oatsnmilk1857 3 жыл бұрын
They evolved the *'I have a crush on my cute cousin I just met at a family gathering'*.
@wasimgamer1364
@wasimgamer1364 3 жыл бұрын
Me seeing the title: *"I'm Marrying my Cousin....."* immediately thinking befor I even watch the video: *Sweet home Alabama*
@marilynchacho
@marilynchacho 3 жыл бұрын
He died last week
@everettomailia6244
@everettomailia6244 2 жыл бұрын
Michael Jordan: "Stop it get some help!"
@eclipticsolar5441
@eclipticsolar5441 3 жыл бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@gottalivehappy
@gottalivehappy 3 жыл бұрын
sweet home alabama lord im coming for you
@saintfisuto1072
@saintfisuto1072 3 жыл бұрын
I hope they know nothing but Missouri.
@lemir04
@lemir04 3 жыл бұрын
If this in my country they would be Jailed
@irohsnight8861
@irohsnight8861 3 жыл бұрын
I hate how they use the excuse "As long as it is true love the relationship is fine." No, it's not. I have been r@ped by my own cousin when I was young and he was older, he said it was true love and I hated it. I gave no consent at all, and I was too afraid to say anything until 4 years later when me and my mother were talking about how bad of a "kid" he was. I hate people like those two.
@sebastiendeschamps3135
@sebastiendeschamps3135 3 жыл бұрын
Did you and your cousin love each other?
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
Look, that’s horrible, but that isn’t what happened here. They were kids who kissed because kissing feels nice , told they weren’t supposed to do that, met up again as adults and made the conscious choice to start a relationship
@irohsnight8861
@irohsnight8861 3 жыл бұрын
@@low-fatmilklove1187 I know, just saying my opinion and take on this :)
@irohsnight8861
@irohsnight8861 3 жыл бұрын
@@sebastiendeschamps3135 No, I loved him as a cousin until that point, I hate him now with my whole life.
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
@@irohsnight8861 okay, but why the hate if you recognize the dissimilarity of your trauma against the loving cousin relationship Micheal and Angie had before Micheal died?
@coltenlashley8435
@coltenlashley8435 2 жыл бұрын
*Banjo starts playing* Sweet home Alabama!
@tspcapital707
@tspcapital707 3 жыл бұрын
"sweet home Alabama starts playing"
@jakobschmitt7642
@jakobschmitt7642 3 жыл бұрын
In germany we have a big Turkish community. For them it’s pretty common arranging the marriage of cousins.
@ramrm7162
@ramrm7162 3 жыл бұрын
In the whole world actually lol but america always try to force their ideas into the world and call it not normal...
@zanehayes4380
@zanehayes4380 3 жыл бұрын
@@ramrm7162 wow. Just wow.
@ramrm7162
@ramrm7162 3 жыл бұрын
@@zanehayes4380 What? if you got something to say just say it lol.
@Gionni_Vegas
@Gionni_Vegas 3 жыл бұрын
@@ramrm7162 ok ill say it, thats fucked up.
@ramrm7162
@ramrm7162 3 жыл бұрын
@@Gionni_Vegas What's fucked up? marrying your cousin ?
@sasori7054
@sasori7054 2 жыл бұрын
i dont see a problem with cousin marriage just get tested to know the risk is low or not for abnormalities in kids........love is love
@kingmoto5228
@kingmoto5228 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m marrying my cousin”- The Rudy Giuliani story.
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
At this point, it’s “I just buried my cousin-husband, and now I’m raising our son on my own….”
@richey4801
@richey4801 3 жыл бұрын
why they never do a reverse cowgirl? cuz you never turn your back on the family
@FlowerKnight2
@FlowerKnight2 3 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@skyscraper908
@skyscraper908 3 жыл бұрын
@@FlowerKnight2 Nice.
@Dima77-f6t
@Dima77-f6t 2 жыл бұрын
"if you both getting a divorce in alabama, are yall still cousin" some song i thought while being bored
@duckboii
@duckboii 3 жыл бұрын
NOTHING IS STRONGER THAN FAMILY...!
@ihatehalo
@ihatehalo 2 жыл бұрын
bro imagine their child is like "how did you meet mommy?". "a family reunion"
@Kingofportals
@Kingofportals 3 жыл бұрын
Next thing you know, their family will be as confusing as the Ptolemaic family tree.
@_small_peaceS
@_small_peaceS 3 жыл бұрын
Or FNAF lore
@low-fatmilklove1187
@low-fatmilklove1187 3 жыл бұрын
They only had one kid before the guy, Micheal died, and Angie doesn’t seem like she’s going back to dating anytime soon.
@Nefariously_ignorant
@Nefariously_ignorant 3 жыл бұрын
4:20 as the other 1st cousin steps out of her car I bet she absolutely shat herself realising there is probably a chance they're just gona invite her into the relationship
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