The Most Delusional Woman on TikTok

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AugustTheDuck

AugustTheDuck

Күн бұрын

TikTok conspiracies, two words that sometime wake me in the night in a cold sweat. Today, we look at a TikToker who goes by the name thisismariyaoffical, and hear some of the craziest theories I have ever heard. Buckle up.
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@marugg78
@marugg78 Жыл бұрын
The more time I'm spending on this planet, the more I come to understand why roosters start their morning with screaming.
@jjthejetplane9414
@jjthejetplane9414 Жыл бұрын
Bro😭
@peachespavalko1980
@peachespavalko1980 Жыл бұрын
Bahaaaa, oh wise one! You got it!
@theonlystyx7093
@theonlystyx7093 Жыл бұрын
Best comment. Legendary
@lealeawalker1820
@lealeawalker1820 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@flatpigeon9349
@flatpigeon9349 11 ай бұрын
Incredible.
@davidp2888
@davidp2888 Жыл бұрын
I think she keeps her eyes closed because she knows if she looks into the camera she'll laugh uncontrollably.
@Hitler88ist
@Hitler88ist Жыл бұрын
She’s high bro
@mercedesswan7205
@mercedesswan7205 Жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@Heretowatchvideos123
@Heretowatchvideos123 Жыл бұрын
Yeah makes sense
@this.is.pointless
@this.is.pointless Жыл бұрын
She's full of crap and she knows it. Who does this?!
@Cpeter133
@Cpeter133 Жыл бұрын
I think she can't keep her eyes open because of the weight of all that godawful eyeshadow.
@Starik-1
@Starik-1 5 ай бұрын
She closes her eyes because she's afraid she'll be blinded by reality
@KAZUIPRODUCTIONS
@KAZUIPRODUCTIONS 4 ай бұрын
No she trying to open her fourth eye
@spiderwriter3301
@spiderwriter3301 2 ай бұрын
She's trying to do the same thing as that little budda looking dude that says he is " Channeling" some ancient god..lol
@laurenmastroviti6543
@laurenmastroviti6543 22 күн бұрын
I think she's reading her script
@Monster_NopeNope
@Monster_NopeNope 7 ай бұрын
Me: *chugging a whole litre of choccy milk* “ mmmmm, mother” Me: *consuming whole loaf of bread* “dad?, you’re back”
@privateinformation2960
@privateinformation2960 Ай бұрын
.... wait.... dad did say he was just going up the street for some milk 30 years ago..... that slimy b....
@killer_queen4062
@killer_queen4062 Ай бұрын
😭🤣
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 Ай бұрын
Dip your bread in your milk: lil bro!
@camrynh
@camrynh Жыл бұрын
For those of you wondering why her eyes were closed it was because she was actively photosynthesizing during filming
@LovelyGemini246
@LovelyGemini246 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but this made me picture her filter feeding like SpongeBob during each cut😂
@christopherpitts3941
@christopherpitts3941 Жыл бұрын
why do i fel lik this is actually facts lik i can see her trying tht shit
@sandyquilty3138
@sandyquilty3138 11 ай бұрын
Is that why she was blinking with her eyes closed?
@clown134
@clown134 8 ай бұрын
i thought it was because she was being hypnotized by her husband?
@fifiturner1002
@fifiturner1002 8 ай бұрын
Having a little snacky snack while educating us folk
@gl1tchmania
@gl1tchmania Жыл бұрын
"If you crave dairy, you crave a mother figure" made my brain cells overclock.
@ZebraLuv
@ZebraLuv Жыл бұрын
Wait until someone tells her grown men tend to be s3xually attracted to b00bs.
@uwskie8672
@uwskie8672 Жыл бұрын
Guess you're a mama's boy
@stephenallen4635
@stephenallen4635 Жыл бұрын
I mean I crave cheese like cocaine, I also want a dommy mommy but those are clearly two different emotions
@sylvainherbin2936
@sylvainherbin2936 Жыл бұрын
Guys can someone explain to me what’s « craving » cause I never heard/ seen this word, and I was like « wtf is she talking about » thanks for the people who will reply
@stephenallen4635
@stephenallen4635 Жыл бұрын
@@sylvainherbin2936 a strong desire thats constantly on your mind
@Belzabond
@Belzabond 5 ай бұрын
8:20 As an overweight person, I don't feel more safe because of my weight. I actually feel less safe, less comfortable, more on guard in public (not when I'm around friends and family, though), etc. Being overweight is a big detriment on me and I hate it. I've tried tons of diets but it's so easy to backslide. Her saying these things is just a kick in the teeth
@musicinthewildwood
@musicinthewildwood 2 ай бұрын
I don't know if you'll see this, but I just wanted to say, try intermittent fasting and fast mimicking (Drs Jason Fung and Walter Longo) After an adult lifetime of trying, this is the only thing I ever did deliberately that ever worked for me. My sister discovered it, and thank goodness for both of us, this worked like a charm. It's not easy and requires commitment, but with that, I can virtually guarantee success. Just thought I'd share. 😁
@Kelli330
@Kelli330 2 ай бұрын
The Zone and intermittent fasting were game changers for me.
@wizardtitties4166
@wizardtitties4166 Ай бұрын
​@musicinthewildwood once again a comment from the internet gave me a good idea.
@wizardtitties4166
@wizardtitties4166 Ай бұрын
How the hell are we "more comfortable" when we have to do extra work just to live? Like yeah, losing weight is something to work on but come on.
@Astralpants
@Astralpants Ай бұрын
@@musicinthewildwoodI was going to say this same thing. I’ve been overweight my whole life and I’ve reached a point of unhealthy feelings so I decided to change. I had tried everything in the past but I’ve been intermittent fasting now for 3 months, still basically eating what I want just making more healthy decisions and balancing my meals. I’ve lost 30lbs already and feel so much better fr, I really do think it’s a game changer. Plus it literally makes my stomach shrink so even if I wanted to eat the same amount as before I just can’t cause I’ve adapted to this life style
@MissThaaang
@MissThaaang 9 ай бұрын
Her kindergarten teacher once said “use your imagination” and here we are today
@duffin.caprous
@duffin.caprous Жыл бұрын
I hate that this woman has her eyes closed almost the entire time because she probably thinks it makes her look wise.
@Heretowatchvideos123
@Heretowatchvideos123 Жыл бұрын
It just makes her look silly
@ayo8032
@ayo8032 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was just to show off her perfectly symmetrical winged eyeliner.
@istvandeak8232
@istvandeak8232 Жыл бұрын
She knows she's lieing and this is how she "cover" herself... just "monitor" lieing ppl! ;) :P SOOOO FUN! :D
@LuffyXDGumGum
@LuffyXDGumGum Жыл бұрын
fr
@LuffyXDGumGum
@LuffyXDGumGum Жыл бұрын
@@istvandeak8232 lying*
@csmith4211
@csmith4211 Жыл бұрын
As a lactose intolerant and celiac, I for one can vouch this lady is nuts
@KakashiLvr26
@KakashiLvr26 Жыл бұрын
Best comment
@Miss_Akashiya
@Miss_Akashiya 11 ай бұрын
Same and that's what I thought too 💀
@wannab8320
@wannab8320 11 ай бұрын
I also am allergic to milk and I have a decent relationship with both my parents. So no she's crazy
@cvyvis
@cvyvis 11 ай бұрын
same bro
@ImdefinitelynotCobaltion
@ImdefinitelynotCobaltion 11 ай бұрын
Hey I’m lactose
@Lisa-bk1vh
@Lisa-bk1vh 5 ай бұрын
I think the most infuriating thing is that she referred to Pasta as a "baked thing"
@HateshWarkio
@HateshWarkio 2 ай бұрын
I think the baked one is her
@EiShatMaiSelf
@EiShatMaiSelf 3 ай бұрын
She keeps her eyes closed because she’s talking in her sleep. That’s why none of the bs that comes out her mouth makes.
@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD
@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD 19 күн бұрын
Lmao
@chilibeer3912
@chilibeer3912 Жыл бұрын
Any chance she keeps her eyes closed because she burned her retinas by staring directly into the sun trying to consume “prana?”
@peachespavalko1980
@peachespavalko1980 Жыл бұрын
Yep. That’s *gotta* be it. Great catch! 🔥 😂
@charlesclark6513
@charlesclark6513 11 ай бұрын
No that's just what happens when you have 12 strands of dna
@eeeriebrilliance
@eeeriebrilliance 9 ай бұрын
She wasn't even staring into the sun to receive prana, she was just staring into it because she's crazier than cat $#!+ and doesn't know any better
@hokannin
@hokannin 11 ай бұрын
I think she installed AI in her brain that randomly generates scripts
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 6 ай бұрын
Most rational explanation I've seen
@nodrvgs
@nodrvgs 6 ай бұрын
I hope he never turns off this comment section. Lmao
@Mr.N0B0DY.
@Mr.N0B0DY. 4 ай бұрын
Explains the hallucinations
@robyncore
@robyncore 4 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@dirtykraut
@dirtykraut 3 ай бұрын
I bet this whole thing is just cleverly harvesting the attentionspan of randoms, because you watch it and wait for somthing, but it's never coming. 😢
@Momoka-mt6pw
@Momoka-mt6pw 8 ай бұрын
I don’t think I’ve ever been so bamboozled or gobsmacked before in my life…she just spits bars and doesn’t elaborate 😭😭
@frogganna
@frogganna 5 ай бұрын
This woman keeps her eyes closed so much that she has no idea what is going on around her...
@tashacanney2362
@tashacanney2362 Жыл бұрын
She doesn't ever open her eyes when she's spewing all her insanity because she's blind to actual knowledge/ facts, life.
@kristinegangman7756
@kristinegangman7756 Жыл бұрын
​@@GChr15Even with the explanation of she's probably reading a script it is still weird. I really want to pull her eyelids up. It's a little disturbing unless she have eye problems I don't really know what's happening 😭 If her eyes is functional then it's for real creepy.
@danielbrundidge8395
@danielbrundidge8395 Жыл бұрын
It's that smug egotistical sense of "I mustn't allow you simple peons to look upon my gaze, for I alone know the answers to all the big questions, and to even look into my eyes would cause your very heart to explode". It's a God complex. Flat out plain and simple, she believes herself to be God or a spiritual deity
@alwaysamongdragons7354
@alwaysamongdragons7354 Жыл бұрын
@ChrisKatsu I think it is as simple as she truly believes she is tapping into some kind of spiritual knowledge. Closing her eyes and letting her mind wander into her imagination and spewing whatever she thinks of as if it is a revelation from some unknown spiritual being or whatever.
@The_Beautifully_insane
@The_Beautifully_insane Жыл бұрын
Simp, it's because she's blind to what is actually happening
@marinaSassygUrl88
@marinaSassygUrl88 Жыл бұрын
Are an you android user?Those are some cool emojis 😂
@fnfethusiast6508
@fnfethusiast6508 Жыл бұрын
And we all thought that the girl that thinks the sun is fake, the sky is a lie and clouds are ufos was the delusional one. We got a new contender here
@who__cares__
@who__cares__ Жыл бұрын
*gets the sky is a lie tattooed*
@strangemanmtd8350
@strangemanmtd8350 Жыл бұрын
I am going to boof prana.
@PastyPineapple
@PastyPineapple Жыл бұрын
I want to see them debate each other
@joshelrod6282
@joshelrod6282 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the guy who says birds aren't real
@RazyrDiarmait
@RazyrDiarmait Жыл бұрын
​@@joshelrod6282Some of the birds are actual drones, but to say all birds are fake is just... delusional.
@nomesdoggie5871
@nomesdoggie5871 7 ай бұрын
I knew you were the kind of Duck who loves his mother. Like Mr.T said, "no fools, no suckers, be good to your mother".
@reneemachuca3026
@reneemachuca3026 3 ай бұрын
Btw she’s the ceo of scentbird
@riceracm
@riceracm Жыл бұрын
_Almost all_ that I could think while she was talking was *”WHY. ARE. HER. EYES. CLOSED??”* It was a painful experience 😅
@scp_67
@scp_67 7 ай бұрын
so she can't see the haters
@ThawBerry
@ThawBerry 6 ай бұрын
every time she would BLINK with her eyes CLOSED 😭
@chantelleuzumaki
@chantelleuzumaki 6 ай бұрын
​@ThawBerry oh no, I didn't notice until you said something! 😂
@riceracm
@riceracm 6 ай бұрын
@@chantelleuzumaki Aw man, sorry about that! Now try to ignore it! 🤪😆
@yourshoulderdevil5229
@yourshoulderdevil5229 6 ай бұрын
Hiding from reality. If she can't see it, it can't see her.
@emilymelis6611
@emilymelis6611 Жыл бұрын
I am a biologist, which means I am used to people getting the most basic concepts wrong and refusing to be corrected which can be very frustrating (especially if it involves the care of animals or children). But this time I just feel pain. Mainly a headache.
@Mango-zz3vt
@Mango-zz3vt 11 ай бұрын
Oof, I'm sorry that you need to hear this B.S.
@Solar_Axis
@Solar_Axis 10 ай бұрын
It's alarming to me how often ppl refuse expert opinions about their children and pet's health. Like... WHY? This person knows so much more than you, why would you refuse to learn better information?
@emilymelis6611
@emilymelis6611 10 ай бұрын
@@Solar_Axis I have two theories as to why: For starters, most people refuse to understand that although biology is the most unstable science of them all, it is in fact a science. This means that people think that they understand how the world works because they know that a plant needs water and an animal food. But don't care to know how all that truly works. example: a giraffe is a herbivore, but it can not just eat any plant or tree on this world. In fact most are deadly for giraffes. So people know: giraffe eats tree, so tree safe. Not why that specific tree is part of their diet and others aren't, etc. "why would a giraffe live on the grasslands and not in the forests if it eats trees?" But also, people do not like to be corrected. If they ask you a question, they are willing to learn. If they make a statement you have to agree, or they shut down. Especially when you have to correct people on something they physically did. Because that means that they didn't just not understand a certain concept, it means they have been doing something wrong. They get ashamed and don't want to admit it. The ego is our worst enemy.
@Solar_Axis
@Solar_Axis 10 ай бұрын
@@emilymelis6611 "Unstable" doesn't feel accurate. "Confusing and complex" feels a little better. I'm not gonna try to say I know more than you (that'd be ironic lol) especially since I don't know jack shit about biology, but I do know that it's **extremely** complicated. There's so many different ways organisms and cells can react that it would be virtually impossible for one person to learn them all. And, you know, some people don't really have the capacity to learn it lmao
@emilymelis6611
@emilymelis6611 10 ай бұрын
@@Solar_Axis I meant unstable as in, it is constantly changing. So you end up with conclusions beginning with: Within these environments, at the time of research, within this specific population etc. Whatever I have researched so far, can be invalid within a few years. A certain population chimpanzees has shown that they have the capacity to predict the foreseeable future like us , a certain individual cheetah decided to go swimming with her cubs, and a lion climbs a tree. When I started my biology journey we still made statements like: apes do not (yet) have the ability to plan ahead, cheetahs don't swim and lions don't sleep in trees. Especially when we are talking about environmental related situations, or behaviors, biology is constantly surprising researches and changing.
@drake.o
@drake.o 8 ай бұрын
3:47 you take that back right now mr augusttheduck, milk is absolutely divine, especially extra cold past 3am
@eeeriebrilliance
@eeeriebrilliance 9 ай бұрын
"Our DNA's are being activated" I love that
@flavavicious
@flavavicious Жыл бұрын
She should open her eyes… to the truth. 😮
@dorelle
@dorelle Жыл бұрын
Boodoom chhh!🥁
@RageUnchained
@RageUnchained Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there, cause unlike her my eyes are open
@whatsuppup852
@whatsuppup852 Жыл бұрын
She had me at first with the gaining weight thing- if there’s something mentally/emotionally that’s affecting someone and making them move less/eat more (or eat less healthy foods) then I can see the argument that emotions/mental state kinda indirectly impact weight gain. But then she just kept talking and it all went downhill from there😭
@chelscara
@chelscara Жыл бұрын
They know they gotta start with something true to back up all the bs they’re about to spew
@s_spiritstar
@s_spiritstar 11 ай бұрын
@@chelscaranice
@claritystarthorne4159
@claritystarthorne4159 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, it started off making me think of how stress hormones can also actually cause you to gain weight, some medications as well.. but no, magic weight gain to protect yourself LOL
@Spiralredd
@Spiralredd 4 ай бұрын
​@@chelscaraspitting bars
@Spiralredd
@Spiralredd 4 ай бұрын
Bro if a girl came up to me and said this I'm calling the priest to perform an exorcism
@rachealjohnson9739
@rachealjohnson9739 3 ай бұрын
This is the first video ive watched from you And im hollering at your commentary 😂 I also study psychology and criminology at uni. When people close their eyes like this, it means that they don't want to see what others are gonna react. It's a subconscious natural reaction.
@Oreoaxolotl1
@Oreoaxolotl1 8 ай бұрын
Exhibit A: 00:01. Me eating my bagel with butter and cheese ("grated mild red cheddar and mozzarella" it says on the packet) while drinking milk all when watching this: Edit: Exhibit B: 2:44. There is no more to say.
@seanspartan2023
@seanspartan2023 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Breatharian couple who said they got all the nourishment they needed from sunlight and later got caught eating fast food 😂
@judewilsethsalinas7114
@judewilsethsalinas7114 Жыл бұрын
Must be a lot of sunlight in there
@visceratrocar
@visceratrocar 11 ай бұрын
Wasn't there one breathitarian lady who believed it so completely she starved to death?
@victoriagilarranz6804
@victoriagilarranz6804 11 ай бұрын
Since the internet is rife with weirdos and grifters, I'm not sure if it's the same couple, but there was a breatharian couple who was caught with food and deflected by claiming to their followers that they were only "social eaters." It was pathetic, I hope nobody believed them.
@thirtythreeeyes8624
@thirtythreeeyes8624 10 ай бұрын
Breatharians has got to be one of the funniest grifts, the originator of it was caught at a fast food place to I believe haha people are so incredibly dumb and gullible.
@useruser-dr1fr
@useruser-dr1fr 6 ай бұрын
Prana is another word used by breatharians. Also, this lady needs to get help.
@Imaslutforpuns
@Imaslutforpuns Жыл бұрын
Knowing that I have to live among people who actually think like this makes me lose what little faith I have in humanity, she truly makes the “sun is fake” girl seem normal 🤦‍♀️
@bingchiller21
@bingchiller21 Жыл бұрын
hehe. among. AMOGUS AMOGUS SUSSY FUNNI
@goodbher9244
@goodbher9244 Жыл бұрын
That girl was trolling. This woman seems genuine. It's scary. 😂
@Imaslutforpuns
@Imaslutforpuns Жыл бұрын
@@bingchiller21 that word is just ruined now 😂
@Imaslutforpuns
@Imaslutforpuns Жыл бұрын
@@goodbher9244 I wonder how she even started thinking like this because what the hell dude lol
@bingchiller21
@bingchiller21 Жыл бұрын
@@Imaslutforpuns ikr
@caduexcharles3957
@caduexcharles3957 4 ай бұрын
She's so smug that her eyes are permanently stuck together 😂....yo, what if she's 100% right about everything? 😂
@BooThangDietz
@BooThangDietz 2 ай бұрын
She's got her eyes shut because she loves the sound of her own babble and doesn't want anything to distract her. She is just blabbing herself to sleep, saying any idiot thing that pops, echoing, into her head.
@clemensmoser6788
@clemensmoser6788 Жыл бұрын
Imagine talking to her at a bar, because she looks nice and then she starts talking about this shit. What do you do? Back away slowly, while agreeing to her statements, so she dosnt come after you?
@DawnKellyPhotography
@DawnKellyPhotography 10 ай бұрын
Run.
@sarabekesi6517
@sarabekesi6517 7 ай бұрын
her eyes are closed, she cant see you getting away 😂
@Mr.N0B0DY.
@Mr.N0B0DY. 4 ай бұрын
I'd still go for her. It would be awesome talking to her, the unique insane shit is a one in a billion experience
@Spiralredd
@Spiralredd 4 ай бұрын
​@@Mr.N0B0DY. 😂😂😂
@Spiralredd
@Spiralredd 4 ай бұрын
​@@Mr.N0B0DY.Dinner and a show
@davyjones3755
@davyjones3755 Жыл бұрын
She's gonna start a sun cult,I'm calling it
@AugustTheMexicanDuck
@AugustTheMexicanDuck Жыл бұрын
Bet
@temnospondyliPie
@temnospondyliPie 10 ай бұрын
happy happyism
@louiseviau9586
@louiseviau9586 2 ай бұрын
I’ve heard that people often inadvertently close their eyes when they are actively lying. In this case I think she might be closing her eyes because deep down she realizes she is spewing pure BS.
@Molly-nj8fi
@Molly-nj8fi 2 ай бұрын
Yes
@Mysteri0usChannel
@Mysteri0usChannel 9 ай бұрын
People who crave doughy goods, in her world, probably actually crave their father's love. I've heard that somewhere already. Craving dairy = craving mommy, craving gluten = craving daddy.
@haileycruz906
@haileycruz906 Ай бұрын
I've heard that before I know it's a saying fr sure but is it true ?¿?¿
@RenaissanceWaffle
@RenaissanceWaffle Жыл бұрын
Dang, Jack has got to have some SERIOUS mommy issues considering how much cheese he regularly eats
@fidelarroyoiii7180
@fidelarroyoiii7180 Жыл бұрын
Tiktok is the only place I could think of that annihilates people's minds and mental health and ends up making people say randomly stupid things like how this woman is doing
@AugustTheMexicanDuck
@AugustTheMexicanDuck Жыл бұрын
Yep
@BatLB
@BatLB Жыл бұрын
Shes not the one manipulated by tiktok, shes one of those who manipulate. The conspiracy equivalent to hate speech
@pinkie7017
@pinkie7017 Жыл бұрын
They've been aronde since wayyy before tiktok but now they have a giant platform to throwntheir nonsense at
@BatLB
@BatLB Жыл бұрын
@@pinkie7017 yeah, thats the scary thing. the crazy witch in the woods is now a influencer.
@thefirstloser
@thefirstloser Жыл бұрын
Just think about it: What happens to all of these beggers on TikTok when it should get banned? Do they end up on the streets and they fight with the real beggars out there and TikTok beggars end up as slaves for the old beggars?
@vikkipink1288
@vikkipink1288 8 ай бұрын
I am so glad I found this channel. The humor is just perfect. You aren’t afraid to be a little bit mean without going to into like actually offensive territory.
@justmehi310
@justmehi310 8 ай бұрын
5:10 that means no UrBiVoReS
@MG-xb2kk
@MG-xb2kk Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace August's Dad. This woman is definitely delusional
@cakerolls3788
@cakerolls3788 Жыл бұрын
All podcasts deserve a host, but not all hosts deserve a podcast
@bahir66377
@bahir66377 Жыл бұрын
What a poor little podcast with no host!😢
@Gentilchat
@Gentilchat 9 ай бұрын
I want to lock her and Freud into a room just to observe them like a scientist and see what happens
@mandeanraje2300
@mandeanraje2300 Ай бұрын
😂😂 I really thought you were exaggerating with the dairy and bread craving 😂. Nobody could have guessed that.
@sandangels73
@sandangels73 Жыл бұрын
She had all that written on the inside of her eyelids and she's reading it. 😂
@mimi-my5bl
@mimi-my5bl 11 ай бұрын
DEAD 😂
@chariotdrvr14
@chariotdrvr14 11 ай бұрын
Sigmund Freud: 'Sometimes a baguette is just a baguett.'
@housofpsychoticwomn
@housofpsychoticwomn 9 күн бұрын
freud was the first person i thought of when she said that LMFAO
@ariannaduckwall6001
@ariannaduckwall6001 5 ай бұрын
Turning into solor panels is crazzzzyyy. 🤣 I havnt laughed that hard is awhile 🤣
@xXTECHxKNIGHTXx
@xXTECHxKNIGHTXx 10 ай бұрын
She's so baked she can't even keep her eyes open anymore 😂
@carlosjpena6237
@carlosjpena6237 Жыл бұрын
Knowing that real people out there think this is how the world works makes me lose faith in humanity
@AugustTheMexicanDuck
@AugustTheMexicanDuck Жыл бұрын
Yep
@j_p_jr.487
@j_p_jr.487 Жыл бұрын
It makes me lose faith in humanity.
@carlosjpena6237
@carlosjpena6237 Жыл бұрын
​@@j_p_jr.487 Thank You
@j_p_jr.487
@j_p_jr.487 Жыл бұрын
​@@carlosjpena6237😉👍
@Chucklet
@Chucklet Жыл бұрын
Oh Ive already lost faith in humanity.
@Rayz-
@Rayz- 11 ай бұрын
3:17 hey you shouldn’t make fun of her. Her dad went to buy bread and never returned
@AmazingMelodiesYouTube
@AmazingMelodiesYouTube 3 ай бұрын
Her mom went for the milk
@user-lf1de3py4k
@user-lf1de3py4k 2 ай бұрын
Damn it’s switched
@OliverGorham
@OliverGorham 2 ай бұрын
9:19 Uh, Madam? The evolved species name you're looking for is uh... called a plant. I don't really think that humans will ever turn into those... much less within thousands of years.
@ailospjellok7475
@ailospjellok7475 9 ай бұрын
9:25 did she really just say we dont know numbers below 100,000?
@chelscara
@chelscara Жыл бұрын
7:11 yes, I’ve been to therapy. I gain weight when I get sexually harassed! I finally realized when I had worked out and lost 20lbs over a few months and was doing great, then a guy followed me home in his car trying to talk to me and refusing to leave me alone. Gained 25lbs in one month. That’s when feelings relate to food (obviously that’s not true for everyone but just an example). It takes effort to deconstruct and work through. But it aint subconscious familial cravings, it’s just a trauma response 🙃🙃
@francreeps4509
@francreeps4509 Жыл бұрын
I think her eyes are closed because of a filter, she seems to still blink despite her eyes being closed. I have weird thoughts sometimes and I write them down because I like to write fiction, i think this woman needs to write a fantasy novel, not pass her shower thoughts as revolutionary information
@richardb2942
@richardb2942 7 ай бұрын
Sorry about your dad bro
@nanatsureina
@nanatsureina 7 ай бұрын
I swear this lady can write a sci-fi novel and it would sell
@unctep
@unctep 11 ай бұрын
I browsed through a handful of her videos... she's gonna be famous sometime in the future. Not for her advice or teachings though - she's 100% a future cult leader.
@Spiralredd
@Spiralredd 4 ай бұрын
Order of the sun food temple 😂
@buffer_brain1917
@buffer_brain1917 4 ай бұрын
based off the intro, i am almost 100% sure she is grifting. That’s just a cold reading tactic. Notice how she was very broad about the gluten thing, and the family thing? Because wider she casts her net, the more likely she is to catch people who are impressionable enough to believe her. How much you wanna bet she’s selling “magic healing remedies” on the same page as this?
@HomestuckShinanegans
@HomestuckShinanegans 3 ай бұрын
She's already kinda famous? If I remember right she's like. The CEO of scentbird... You know... A thing that sponsors quite a few KZbinrs on here 😂
@bigmona2741
@bigmona2741 Ай бұрын
@@HomestuckShinanegansis she??
@bigmona2741
@bigmona2741 Ай бұрын
@@HomestuckShinanegansOMG!! She is!!! 😮
@jerryausten5273
@jerryausten5273 Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see people like her to try and talk to an astrophysicist.
@LlamaMonster
@LlamaMonster 8 ай бұрын
Sometimes I crave coffee ice cream so that means I should identify as a flock of Canadian geese.
@ultimateninjaboi
@ultimateninjaboi 11 ай бұрын
Considering you already showed us the "craving dairy is craving mom," clip, i feel like craving baked goods is gonna be like... craving a strong father, or paternal discipline.
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira 8 ай бұрын
Im craving water, must mean i need a fish figure
@themindhelp9584
@themindhelp9584 3 ай бұрын
​@@yuki97kira 'bitch you thirsty go get yourself water...you don t need a fish figure' do you know what I meaaan????? Omggggosh Im dyinggg🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ifynwamma
@ifynwamma 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂​@@yuki97kira
@Arch_
@Arch_ Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear about your father, August. ❤
@Sparkystaranimates77
@Sparkystaranimates77 5 ай бұрын
We’re here for you❤
@GetDuckRolled
@GetDuckRolled Ай бұрын
8:44 as someone who is over wait, I don’t feel like I’m more “safe” especially emotional, than anyone else
@hollyroseXOX
@hollyroseXOX 3 ай бұрын
Can you have the duck pop up in the corner when he talks please that would add SO much😂 ❤
@celticlightning9703
@celticlightning9703 Жыл бұрын
Anyone that keeps their eyes closed while telling others something is usually a telltale sign that they are full of it and they know it. A mechanism a liar uses to hide themselves from the people they are talking to. Like an ostrich burying it's head in a whole to hide from a predator.
@gazepskotzs4
@gazepskotzs4 3 ай бұрын
You're right except for the ostrich thing.
@celticlightning9703
@celticlightning9703 3 ай бұрын
@@gazepskotzs4 I was trying to go for a similarity. Now I read it back and a yeah there could've been a better one.
@gazepskotzs4
@gazepskotzs4 3 ай бұрын
@@celticlightning9703 i get your point , i am just a bird geek 😅🤣
@celticlightning9703
@celticlightning9703 3 ай бұрын
@@gazepskotzs4 😂 nothing wrong with that. I'm always interested in points that people are smarter than me have. Unless it's total lunacy of course.
@gazepskotzs4
@gazepskotzs4 3 ай бұрын
@@celticlightning9703 i am not that smart, i just know a lot about birds😏🤔🤫
@MightyMaticus
@MightyMaticus Жыл бұрын
How are her eyes so closed but still manage to blink? This lady is the mantis people.
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 4 ай бұрын
Probably using a Filter
@Lochlann-Nl
@Lochlann-Nl 4 ай бұрын
Worst part is, this makes sense to some people
@Th3Whit3Rabbits
@Th3Whit3Rabbits 10 ай бұрын
So that's why I uncontrolably yell "oh, daddy!" When I bite into a croissant...it all makes sense now...
@Bee-lze
@Bee-lze Жыл бұрын
The fact that my "father" had abused me and ruined my family, That first one is literally delusional. She doesn't realize that people out here might not even have any parents, abusive parents or family issues.
@miriamharbour5613
@miriamharbour5613 10 ай бұрын
Those who have these issues would especially crave father security.
@buffer_brain1917
@buffer_brain1917 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, based off that intro, i am almost 100% sure she is grifting. That’s just a cold reading tactic. Notice how she was very broad about the gluten thing, and the family thing? Because wider she casts her net, the more likely she is to catch people who are impressionable enough to believe her. How much you wanna bet she’s selling “magic healing remedies” on the same page as this?
@Imaslutforpuns
@Imaslutforpuns Жыл бұрын
Everytime $ is removed from the education budget, a TikTok conspiracy theory is born 😂
@fnordly
@fnordly 10 ай бұрын
She's going to found a new religion and became fabulously wealthy.
@CrazyRabbit719
@CrazyRabbit719 3 ай бұрын
The fact that you keep your eyes close to his entire episode that’s fantastic. I don’t even think she believes half the shit she says frankly. Otherwise she could be able to look at straight in the eye while saying it.
@quijadriss7650
@quijadriss7650 Жыл бұрын
I don't know. After both my father's and grandfather's funerals, we went to Italian restaurants. Maybe it's because we were all craving our father' energy, or maybe it was because we are Italian.
@saoandfatefan9322
@saoandfatefan9322 Жыл бұрын
I'm honestly speechless.... i feel like a couple of my brain cells disintegrated from hearing this...
@tanzpenhalluriack3299
@tanzpenhalluriack3299 Жыл бұрын
😁same
@Ghost-Guy666
@Ghost-Guy666 3 ай бұрын
Body snatching aliens was my guess
@melancholy1000
@melancholy1000 8 ай бұрын
As an overweight person This woman made me feel worse than better 🤨
@chunkycheesemonkey99
@chunkycheesemonkey99 Жыл бұрын
Coming from vague knowledge on the subject of psychology, she may have her eyes closed because avoiding "eye contact" (in this case camera contact) is often a thing people do when theyre bullshitting
@karasu543
@karasu543 11 ай бұрын
This woman really said task failed successfully 😂
@anokayperson8744
@anokayperson8744 Жыл бұрын
3:09 that surprised me-
@andrecollini-yv8ds
@andrecollini-yv8ds 27 күн бұрын
I fucking love this guy! Keep making great content funny man. Your mid dialogue pauses are gold.
@finnishview2933
@finnishview2933 3 ай бұрын
How she is not inside some mental hospital what can give help what she obv need? Some reason it was so sad to listening to her. Its really sad and i feel sorry for her.
@Maya-Hayden
@Maya-Hayden Жыл бұрын
You’re right, nothing could’ve prepared me for “the energy of your father”. You know what I’ll give it to her, that’s deep.
@Raven74408
@Raven74408 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking she was going to say physical intimacy since bread often symbolizes flesh. That or Jesus Christ lol.
@MeemahSN
@MeemahSN 11 ай бұрын
@@Raven74408 I never wish to think of bread as flesh. Don’t put that image in my head, you nugget.
@_SunscreenQueen_
@_SunscreenQueen_ Жыл бұрын
The way she rolls her head around and mispronunced words like « evoooolllved » is driving me crazy
@Login7695_but_again
@Login7695_but_again Ай бұрын
the way he said his dad is dead is so nonchalant yet so dramatic at the same time
@Aqui77aO
@Aqui77aO 5 ай бұрын
Also, and this isn't the majority of people, just something to keep in mind for everyone before we make assumptions about any overweight person, there ARE medical reasons people gain weight, even while eating properly, or less calories than they need such as hypothyroidism for instance, other more rare ones would include things like Addison's disease, lymphedema, and lipodema, dercums disease. There are a lot more overweight people who genuinely do try to lose weight, and who genuinely eat in a calorie deficit, whilst also exercising who still remain fat, than you would think. I only say this, to encourage people to try to be less critical, judgmental, and harsh towards the overweight people they meet in life. Try to take the time to understand the individual. Being overweight is not healthy, I am not saying that, but you can also be just as unhealthy while being a healthy BMI... Yet we don't scrutinize those who can hide their unhealthy lifestyles the same as those who carry it on the outside. And again, sometimes people are fat because of genetic diseases. Not always, not most of the time. But the few that are still deserve to be treated like a worthy human being and not like they have morally failed by their sheet existence.
@SOKAR_EX
@SOKAR_EX Жыл бұрын
The only logical explanation is that she took some of them Mario mushrooms
@exuluity2983
@exuluity2983 Жыл бұрын
We had a tiktoker that thinks he is "famous" on Tiktok so that means he cant get arrested now this lady. istg its gonna get worse somehow
@johnfitzgerald4456
@johnfitzgerald4456 Жыл бұрын
Exactly, 15 years ago nobody would've believed that the two oddities you mentioned were facts. Ti☠To☠ will mangle many young brains and rewire mostly American youths to be unable to concentrate for more than a few moments. I'm grey haired and balding so I'm gonna miss the catastrophe that's eventual. I do worry about me adult daughter and my grandson. What a crazy wacky world we are spinning on, all of use that use devices are helping AI to learn how to please and displease all of us. We are Alpha to the coming roll-out of AI controls. ✌& ❤
@GoddessLilithVala88
@GoddessLilithVala88 Жыл бұрын
The world going to a Creepy Crazy Place In a Bad Worse way Thanks to Ppl Abuse Social media especially TikToc 😂😂😂😂😢😢😢
@hollyroseXOX
@hollyroseXOX 3 ай бұрын
I just love that a duck is my fave new KZbinr
@puble_sploot
@puble_sploot 7 ай бұрын
FUN FACT we actually aren't 100% sure why people are obese or have difficulties losing weight when they are fat. It's not just caloric intake/usage, but probably a bunch of other factors we don't understand. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise (until we figure it out lol)
@Gil999-9
@Gil999-9 Жыл бұрын
And if you're craving fried okra and catfish you're really just craving your cousin.
@ManateeMaiden
@ManateeMaiden Жыл бұрын
“Sun Chips just aren’t doin’ it for me anymore” 😂
@mythInfinite
@mythInfinite 10 ай бұрын
Mhm, can totally confirm. My dad left for the milk 10 years ago and now I crave milk all the time.
@jessicapearson9479
@jessicapearson9479 6 ай бұрын
As a fat female who occasionally binges your channel while I exercise. I can tell you two things. One, she CLEAR has been watching that SiFi movie where humans do evolve to be able to cope with the change in the sun and have help from an alien to do so. And secondly, YOUR WEIGHT IF FULLY YOUR FAULT. I stupidly fell into this "body positive" B.S.!! Yes, I have a health condition that makes gaining weight super easy and losing it super hard. BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE! I have PCOS and Thyroid problems (which was caused by my PCOS). This makes it very hard to lose weight. So I believed idiots who said it was because of my depression (just like the nut in your video said.) and people who said it was just how my body was made. But neither said it was because I was shoveling food into my pie-hole!! None of which is true. I was over eating and far exceeding normal calorie intake all while not moving around unless absolutely necessary and not exercising!! Unhinged people like the female in this video really do not help those that want to not take responsibility for themselves or have a weak mind. I wish such unhealthy encouragement was not allowed on social media!!
@sarab2324
@sarab2324 11 ай бұрын
What’s even more sad is that some people believe her.
@BenKellyMusic92
@BenKellyMusic92 Жыл бұрын
She kinda reminds me of the Love Has Won woman from Dr Phil, for some reason 🤷🏽‍♂️ Also August, sorry to hear about your Dad. Hearing her spout that rubbish at the start must have touched a nerve in a big way ❤
@dancesmokesmile344
@dancesmokesmile344 7 ай бұрын
7:48 you can also gain weights because of hormones, even if you don’t change your eating habits and exercise habits, as far as I understand. Most women might gain weight after a hysterectomy, according to doctors and those that have had hysterectomies
@seanmckeownyoung
@seanmckeownyoung 3 ай бұрын
But! When the earth becomes 6d; when we’ve entered the 6th dimension, we will all sustain ourselves purely through Zagnut bars. No, I didn’t say ‘eat.’ Well just push the Zagnut bar into our neck and absorb the nutrients. I don’t makes the rules.
@dariethharding1435
@dariethharding1435 Жыл бұрын
I can already see her saying you hate milk because of your relationship with your mother than ramble about that random stuff again
@AugustTheMexicanDuck
@AugustTheMexicanDuck Жыл бұрын
Mhm
@LunaRealized
@LunaRealized Жыл бұрын
@@AugustTheMexicanDucknah bro ur a robot
@AugustTheMexicanDuck
@AugustTheMexicanDuck Жыл бұрын
@@LunaRealized I ain't no robot bro I'm just an August fan
@LunaRealized
@LunaRealized Жыл бұрын
@@AugustTheMexicanDuck then you are a sad person who replies to every comment with one word answer and has done so over 1000 times on this channel
@AugustTheMexicanDuck
@AugustTheMexicanDuck Жыл бұрын
@@LunaRealized I can't? In which country do I live in were I cannot do that? I honestly don't care what you say
@genericamerican7574
@genericamerican7574 Жыл бұрын
*When poor and middle class people become true believers of nonsense they become homeless ⛺️⛺️* *When wealthy people become true believers of nonsense they become grifting influencers who sell consultations, seminars, and retreats.👾👾👾👾👾*
@Joephielle
@Joephielle 2 ай бұрын
I’m not joking when I say I was thinking she was going to say Father for the pizza cravings. I want my $100,000 now.
@samthemantaylorplays6072
@samthemantaylorplays6072 3 ай бұрын
11:16 yeah I just looked at the sun and it’s not doing a whole lot
@Sharauni
@Sharauni Жыл бұрын
I love that she keeps her eyes closed, acting like she's getting this crazy info from some higher source when in reality it's likely a defense because she's lying and spouting complete BS. Anyone that believes her needs a therapist way more than her "advice".
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