I'm not a Christian. I Worship Jesus.

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Planet Peterson

Күн бұрын

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@Mr.East. 5 ай бұрын

When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid.

@Koebalt 5 ай бұрын

"What's your proof?" "That we have no evidence?" "Ya," "We have no evidence"

@SeverelyGlitchy 5 ай бұрын

That ending though. Caught me by surprise.

@sammayberry4652 5 ай бұрын

"Are you a flat earther?" "Yes of course." 🤦🤦🤦

@eukaryote-prime 5 ай бұрын

Why would I believe somebody who keeps saying “disapproves” when she means “disproves”. That is all.

@tokeivo 5 ай бұрын

When evidence is faith, those are actually synonyms.

@ottomaddoxx5360 5 ай бұрын

"What about the prehistoric animals? You know? And what about giants? Cuz, there were..." Oh?

@scorptrio8231 5 ай бұрын

People claiming to know the mind and thoughts of almighty god, creator of all existence... and turn out to be flatards living in flatardia.

@Js-gv8qh 5 ай бұрын

This is the “big bang was a splosion” lady 😂

@MatthewShoemaker-c7o 5 ай бұрын

Not a splotion ,it was a Isplotion🤫🤫🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦖

@Scrapla1 3 ай бұрын

No mysterious chirping from the hallway.

@tremas3329 5 ай бұрын

The biggest problem with the Bible(and the people that believe in it) is there is nothing in it that cant be literal, or metaphorical, depending on who you are talking to. Those that believe will defend any passage as literal or metaphorical depending on their own person interpretation of things and you can find another Christian that believes the opposite for the very same passages.

@mojomusica 5 ай бұрын

Not intellectually equipped to tie shoelaces, but imagines she can fully explain her position as a non-Christian Christian, who believes in the bible being the literal, inerrant word of God or Jesus or Moses, who apparently was an eyewitness and so absolutely reliable. Hmmm. There are some very confused people out there, with no understanding of just how confused they are.

@miskatonic_alumni 5 ай бұрын

I will never understand people who think that Moses wrote Genesis or the entire Torah. Genesis describes the death and burial of Moses without skipping a beat, so what's the explanation there? Was Moses a ghost writer?

@jamesarnette1394 5 ай бұрын

All I can say is that the first five books, that is the torah, are called the books of moses. That of course does not prove anything at all except the tradition among Judaism that Moses did write those books. Such a position does not take account of what's actually in the books and therefore the contradiction cannot be displayed overtly to the religiously biased reader.

@compositionxi 3 ай бұрын

“i don’t think you can watch a book” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SlowMotionAtheist000 5 ай бұрын

People who say they believe in Jesus but are not religious or in a religion, check again: Religion noun the belief in and worship of a superhuman power or powers, especially a God or gods. Christianity noun the religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ, or its beliefs and practices. Christian adjective relating to or professing Christianity or its teachings. Religious adjective relating to or believing in a religion. In the Bible, the word "religion" is used five times to describe the Abraham religion in (Acts 26:5; Galatians 1:13, 14; James 1:26, 27) The word "religious" is used two times in (Acts 13:43; James 1:26) to signify the outward expression of worship in this religion. Verses in the Bible that say it is a religion: James 1:26-27 Acts 26:5 Romans 1:18-20 Romans 10:1-13 James 2:8-24 Luke 1:67-79 Romans 3:26 1 Corinthian 10:8 Matthew 23:23 James 2:17-18 Romans 8:1-18 Revelations 13:12 Acts 17:23-28 Romans 10:16-18 Romans 21:1 Galatians 5:22-25 1 Peter 1:5-9 If you believe in Jesus, you are religious and in a religion, even if you personally don't like the idea.

@riseofdarkleela 5 ай бұрын

It’s early in the morning and I’ve already used my daily ration of facepalm.

@anlacombe 5 ай бұрын

there be dragons in her head

@heiyuall 5 ай бұрын

😅 Good reference.

@Jo-JoandTaffy 5 ай бұрын

People always bring up extinct early cenozoic mammals and dinosaurs to make a point. What about all of those weird Permian animals like gorgonopsids and lystroasaurus. Lots of cool extinct creatures.

@benblair7883 5 ай бұрын

I mean almost entire public don’t even know about the animals that existed before the dinosaurs so I wouldn’t be surprised that they are never been discussed. It is sad since I think Permian animals and fauna are extremely cool and fascinating to learn about, wish that they are featured in more mainstream media

@DannyTruthMagnified 22 күн бұрын

The Permian extinction event was also way cooler than the Jurassic one.

@peterwyetzner5276 5 ай бұрын

The Masoretic text is really the only Hebrew text available now; except for the Dead Sea Scrolls. there aren't many surviving variants, though the Septuagint sometimes translates it ways that suggest there were other differences in the Hebrew that the people who wrote it had before them.

@MatthewShoemaker-c7o 5 ай бұрын

Please explain this to more people,I'm getting so tired of doing it #condemed heathen

@williamwilson6499 4 ай бұрын

The Masoretic text is a translation of the Septuagint…done in 1000 CE. The original writings were done in Greek…not Hebrew.

@chrispysaid 5 ай бұрын

Hi I'm the Chris that came up with the yerm Christian

@doranku 5 ай бұрын

Spanky has forsaken you, repent.

@GunnerHeatFire 5 ай бұрын

Repent to the Purple hippo immediately.

@worldofurda 5 ай бұрын

Forspanken

@doranku 5 ай бұрын

@@worldofurda This needs to be in Peterson's gospel of Spanky.

@Bunny99s 5 ай бұрын

♫ Why have you forsaken me? ♫ ♫ In your eyes, forsaken me? ♫ ♫ In your thoughts, forsaken me? ♫ ♫ In your heart, forsa-ke-n me? ♫ ♫ Trust in my self-righteous suicide ♫ ♫ I cry when angels deserve to die ♫

@uncleanunicorn4571 5 ай бұрын

Spanky is the wrong God Because the bible I never read maybe says so, Maybe in judges.

@latarribell4152 5 ай бұрын

When I was in college, I dealt with a lot of girls like this. They would say a bunch of stupid shit, but dammit I was high, and I wasn’t trying to marry any of them. If you’re ever in Atlanta, take the 285 bypass and hop off on Cascade Road. This girl is at the BP right off the exit, twirking on top of some guy’s Camry.

@Eromatics 5 ай бұрын

Ohhhhhhh THAT girl. Yeah...she there...

@heruraha93 5 ай бұрын

Ended with exactly as much respect as the caller's ideas deserved

@normanchristiansen1864 5 ай бұрын

proof that Xtian home schoolin' works jus' fine...

@-gearsgarage- 5 ай бұрын

How do you find such prestigious biblical historians?

@MatthewShoemaker-c7o 5 ай бұрын

Alabama were else 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@odinson6348 5 ай бұрын

How do you get like this? "It's true because it's true." How do you fail to develop reason in life?

@DannyTruthMagnified 22 күн бұрын

Your intro and outro music is so good.

@andyh3065 5 ай бұрын

Bofadeez - gold!!! 😂😂

@jeremypultz4614 5 ай бұрын

He actually got her with Boffa

@The5armdamput33 5 ай бұрын

This gives off the same vibes as the "Man-Ray returns Patrick's wallet" meme....

@compositionxi 3 ай бұрын

HOLY SHIT THE ENDING GOT ME

@riseofdarkleela 5 ай бұрын

I make music and I know I’m a musician because I’m broke. 🤣🤣

@MrMattSax 5 ай бұрын

I gotta say, the Bible really does seem to present the earth as flat. And sitting atop pillars, covered in a dome which holds back water.

@eljay5746 5 ай бұрын

600,000 jews left Egypt without making a sound or nobody noticing them leaving. This would include the elderly & children etc. They could have been discovered within the first few hours yet they wandered about for 40 years undetected. A journey if it indeed happened should only take a few months took 40 years meanwhile women are getting pregnant so would halt proceedings making it so easy for the Egyptians to capture them. You really have to be badly educated not to question this.

@whatwecalllife7034 4 ай бұрын

600k only counts those of fighting age. It doesn't include slaves, women, children, and the elderly, plus all the animals they would need to bring. This isn't even getting into the devastating political and economic impact it would have had on Egypt and their enemies. It's utterly ridiculous that people believe it wholesale.

@nicksykes4575 5 ай бұрын

The buy-bull is true cause the buy-bull says it is! These people are beyond help.

@CharlesPayet 5 ай бұрын

Your last statement is simply false. If it were true, we wouldn’t be seeing such a decline in Christian beliefs.

@nicksykes4575 5 ай бұрын

@@CharlesPayet Read it again, I was mocking the theist circular reasoning.

@Justinian-IV 5 ай бұрын

She should buy a different book to read.

@richardb7495 5 ай бұрын

First one on the stage!

@jontpt 5 ай бұрын

This is literally the most frustrating channel to watch on KZbin. You really can't fix stupid, although Peterson does his best. It's impossible to underestimate the average person's stupidity, sadly.

@riseofdarkleela 5 ай бұрын

As much as I love how our OP answers, I can’t listen to his “guests” very long or often.

@jontpt 5 ай бұрын

@@riseofdarkleela That's the problem - I usually can't watch more than half of one of these videos. Really not good for the blood pressure...

@inutamer3658 4 ай бұрын

Shes definitely not the average person. Self selection bias plays a role here

@sssurreal Ай бұрын

@@inutamer3658 to be fair though, the average person in America is Christian (63%) so in a way the average person in America does agree with her. and globally if you consider all monotheistic religions, this might be the vast majority of people actually alive right now LOL

@inutamer3658 Ай бұрын

@sssurreal the average person is not as stupid as her. Christians and other religious people are not stupid. Many understand the tradition and community behind it. The majority are not science denialists. She does not represent the average person or average Christian she is far from it. Her stupidity made her believe it was a good idea to join the show

@lnsflare1 5 ай бұрын

Isn't the "Lot's Wife" pillar of salt one of many gigantic pillars of salt in that area?

@whatwecalllife7034 4 ай бұрын

Yeah that's along the line of the ark being "found" on some mountain. Turns out it's a natural formation of rock, go figure.

@richieward6348 5 ай бұрын

She dosnt even believe what she is saying

@lemmyhead8578 5 ай бұрын

Love the new camera angle, and the background is looking good.

@thedrizzle21 5 ай бұрын

Anyone who believes in Giants can be dismissed out of hand

@MileHighInTheSky 5 ай бұрын

“Bofadeeze” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@legalisetoast4088 5 ай бұрын

That ending 😂

@satch500 5 ай бұрын

'Where was you'. Maybe learn to speak English before you engage in scientific debates. Especially if English is literally your first language.

@C3rdito 5 ай бұрын

That is too much to axe...

@khboychuk4980 5 ай бұрын

I knew exactly what her arguments would be like when I heard her talk lmao. “Artefacts that was ancient” what?

@Ywabag 5 ай бұрын

They know spanky exists they just want to keep sinning and worshipping false idols smh

@ralphmueller3725 5 ай бұрын

Last I checked in the Bible, Animals never committed the original sin, just Humans. I don't know that they are even judged as we are.

@chrispysaid 5 ай бұрын

"There's no evidence for it." "What's your proof?" ".....that there's no evidence?" This lazy, brainwashed approach hurts me

@MatthewShoemaker-c7o 5 ай бұрын

L.M.A.O.)(🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁👍👍

@leogets2006 4 ай бұрын

Bothathese hahahaha that killed me

@sinlatenightsins9657 5 ай бұрын

Spanky is testing you big time

@symbiotesam3562 5 ай бұрын

Circular logic 101

@Subfightr 5 ай бұрын

.... (Astonished blinking gif)

@The5armdamput33 5 ай бұрын

This is the same kind of dumb shit my sister says....

@TwoForFlinchin1 5 ай бұрын

Perfect ending

@mr-oso-8055 5 ай бұрын

Peter... paul, john, ringo...

@ThatCanadianGuy-e1p 5 ай бұрын

Or, Peter Paul and Mary.

@ThorsDecree 5 ай бұрын

@@ThatCanadianGuy-e1por Shrek and Donkey and the Gingerbread Man

@Virtualblueart 5 ай бұрын

@@ThorsDecreeand the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane.

@bokoura 4 ай бұрын

The Bible does actually reflect the common Jewish notion of a firmament in basically every mention of cosmology. One of several reasons it's absurd to believe it.

@KD0AFK33 5 ай бұрын

The bible got the value for Pi wrong.

@123gamer153 5 ай бұрын

she has to be trolling...

@deeterful 5 ай бұрын

Bophades was a Greek hero, cousin to Achilles. Not a Biblical figure. 🤣🤣🤣

@Boneworm852 5 ай бұрын

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

@Virtualblueart 5 ай бұрын

@@Boneworm852I think some Apple seller. Probably unimportant.

@Virtualblueart 5 ай бұрын

If Achilles had his heels as weak points, then Bophades weak points must have been. Oh. Oooooooooh!

@DannyTruthMagnified 22 күн бұрын

@@VirtualblueartMuch more relatable, amirite?

@mattikaronen7728 5 ай бұрын

This guest sure have watched and believes in to many clips on social media… 🤣😂

@rubberduck19886 5 ай бұрын

I honestly don't know how you have the mental energy to do this. It must get so depressing.

@kristopherfisher2517 5 ай бұрын

apologist all have the SAME fkn talking points its so fn annoying

@itsROMPERS... 5 ай бұрын

The whole "prove it DOESN'T..." approach is tiresome.

@MaximusSilentium-cl1ff 5 ай бұрын

im an atheist and even i know that the definition of a christian is someone who follows and worships jesus. its even in his name jesus christ

@Eromatics 5 ай бұрын

Sometimes it's pretty clear that you work around teenagers all day everyday lol just like when you told a guy he lost the debate because you "emoted on him" haha

@SeanArchibeque 5 ай бұрын

she needs to visit the deconstruction zone

@danielessex2162 4 ай бұрын

This is a person who doesn't know what words mean. Also in no part of the bible in which Moses or the apostles are the suppsoed writers was the stories written in first person they are all written 3rd person. So why TF do these people think they are the authors when the writing shows they aren't?