WHY ARE STRAIGHT PEOPLE LIKE THIS? | NOAHFINNCE

[@NOAHFINNCE]

(THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN, HELLO STRAIGHT FRIENDS!!)

[@13gudadod]

Lol do you have straight friends that's so lame😔(it's joke)

[@shinadevon4464]

HELLO!!!

[@runningwiththewolves8284]

Hello!! :)

[@Sam-zu5mr]

Being straight....so not offended. Gonna hav to do better than this to get under my skin. Who cares whose sleeping with who. FREE WORLD PEOPLE. I only care about my love life. Those who are phobic in anyway, my advice: take a chill pill.

[@Sam-zu5mr]

@Something Cool Gacha 👍🤣🤣🤣...same advice given TAKE A CHILL PILL and get over it somehow.🙂

[@rowanharris4137]

"I have straight friends" ...We call our only straight friend the 'local hetero'

[@alexkvv]

Exactly

[@JosefinaLL]

honestly that’s my friend in my friend group, she’s so straight

[@astronautobrien]

HAHAHAHAHA this is great

[@erin8432]

We call ours the token cishet lmao

[@Cdobs08]

Finally I'm not the only one!!

[@Jammidodger]

There is no explaining The Straights. Also your hair is looking v nice 💛

[@Viviennebretz]

Hi jammie!

[@sazdotcom9295]

The Straights™

[@em5528]

hi jamie!!

[@azul4904]

love uuuu

[@lildidit9556]

ik i’m one of the wonders of the universe

[@cyn3815]

“Wait how are they lesbian- oh right they get pleasure” I CANNOT RJDBSHD

[@fynnsternis6432]

I almost missed that but damn that was bold xDDD

[@snackesandwich5207]

Pleasures pretty gay ngl

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

@@snackesandwich5207 having emotions? Putting another human being first? you care?thats pretty gay!

[@ScizzoringGirlz]

@@snackesandwich5207 Lesbians are gay

[@baizhuwaitingroom7057]

me, a submissive bisexual man: straights: is that a lesbian

[@ryandaddy1089]

If you say you aren't then you're in denial

[@baizhuwaitingroom7057]

@@ryandaddy1089 are you straight?

[@somerandomgaykid1959]

@@ryandaddy1089 wdym??

[@khicks4422]

@@ryandaddy1089 we found the hetro!

[@ryandaddy1089]

@@baizhuwaitingroom7057 chill its a joke

[@bubby632]

friend: *sexually harasses his girlfrien* the boyfriend: "it's just a prank bro"

[@TechBoyRio]

Idiot

[@CaspiRose99]

I know right that would actually really piss me off like that one really really really really really makes me upset

[@Daughter_of_Hades_Explains]

I need to like this comment but it’s at 666 which is perfect :((

[@raniaj8462]

"your spine has got to be like this (straight as a pole)" me with severe scoliosis: 👁👄👁

[@alexkvv]

:0

[@kated2147]

I just made this joke too 😂

[@Ari_C]

me sitting in my chair like 🥀: 👀 👄

[@raniaj8462]

@@Ari_C BAHAHAHA so true

[@marran2594]

Ah I feel ya, I used to have 70 degrees then I had a surgery and now I am just 20

[@megzeman]

Wait. If I’m engaging in lesbianics AND I’m dominant, does the homosexuality cancel itself out? Or is it homosexual squared? I was never good at math

[@Robin07014]

@@moon.499... and they were roommates.

[@biancasilva8172]

That depends, do you remember to say "no homo" after? The "no homo" is essential.

[@reddpoint3788]

Unless your partner is also dominant, it's gay. You see, if you are both dominant and engaged in lesbianics it cancels out. However, if your partner is submissive there is still one gay element to it. So basically, the equation looks like the following: Gay + Gay = Not Gay But Gay + Gay + Gay = Gay

[@megzeman]

Bianca Silva shit, I knew I was forgetting something

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@reddpoint3788 What I can say is that Noah is going to get the Irish sunglasses for dating a black dude.

[@Me-ss2gq]

Oh to find a pretty girl to engage in lesbianics with

[@EmmaThw]

Right? I've been trying for a couple years but apparently schoolwork is not conductive to lesbianics :(

[@KaishaLouise]

Oh if only. Also lesbianics is my new favourite word. I must remember it for some future time where i do find a pretty girl.

[@miliblanco9541]

The yearning is strong in this one

[@unauwu3078]

if only

[@bigcow128]

I volunteer as tribute

[@Dylan_Hopkins]

That is the best line ever, "you have the value of a soggy piece of bread!"

[@Kai-ef2rm]

4:34 they forgot Nonbinary therefore I am clearly still valid, because a random dude on the internet forgot to put what I identify on a list.

[@hawkeyez7166]

Can you explain to me why people are "nonbinary"? Because it just sounds like the most stupid and pointless thing ive ever heard in my life maybe if someone explains it ill get it more

[@finlaywalker747]

@@hawkeyez7166 it just means you don’t want to shag owt I think but fuck knows anymore

[@Kai-ef2rm]

@@hawkeyez7166 Nonbinary is kind of like an in between gender, some nonbinary people are more masculine others more fem. But more or less it is somebody not identifying with the two binary genders (male and female) and identifying as almost their own gender. :/ I dunno I'm not great at explaining things hope that helped lol.

[@shanaweerakoon6609]

@@hawkeyez7166 there’s not a specific reason as to why individuals have a certain gender, it’s not something that they can choose

[@hawkeyez7166]

@@shanaweerakoon6609 yes it is. Male or female you cant choose the rest you can

[@TheCrazyFreak]

Jfc, if my boyfriend laughed at his friend sniffing me (aka harassing me), then he wouldn't be my boyfriend for long. Bye, dude.

[@shellysimmons8812]

Before finishing the video, I was really confused by this lmao

[@zsuzsisz9263]

"How is a woman a lesbian? Ohh for getting pleasure, I see..." Well said xdddd

[@hopefullyharmony9465]

This is so unreal... I am a straight woman who has a loving bf, whenever he is tired or if he just wants to snuggle, he leans into me. Because he is taller than me his chin rests on my head while he wraps his arms around me. There is no such thing as that being a "turn-off" because "women only value strength". This is simply a loving act with a gentle meaning.

[@nisemono2367]

"Hello, may i sniff you?" "No." "Okay, i will not sniff you." Consent 101 for the straights✔✔ brought to you by your local boyfriends

[@Gooseart]

Lovely

[@sheepletears]

i love Noah's bleached hair, just saying.

[@475mv4]

@Something Cool Gacha ok swaggot 😂😂🙊😎🤢

[@reddpoint3788]

@@475mv4 That was really uncalled for. Especially since Noah's hair is great...

[@imaconfusedqueer82]

Yeah it looks really cool

[@sistersuemebitch.1511]

@@475mv4 what the fuck 😐🤢

[@475mv4]

@Rye ;-; sup

[@clara5586]

"Mom and dad don't like each other" "Neither do mine" Mine don't like each other either, isn't that nice🙂

[@moik4903]

Mine are divorced 🙂

[@clara5586]

@@moik4903 mine too😂

[@moik4903]

@@clara5586 fun

[@mynameissurya19]

Same here 😅

[@apollo_orientalis]

Mine didn’t get along until they separated

[@AnimeGirlYaoiChan]

Blond and pink shirt? Wooow cuteee

[@Alex-pn2hn]

MGK is quaking

[@prideofmanny2981]

@@Alex-pn2hn LMAO

[@p0tat0s0up]

He IS tho uwu

[@AnimeGirlYaoiChan]

@@p0tat0s0up You right 😤

[@Avery-Boi]

Yoooo a fellow homestuck~

[@tealrose3248]

Bloody hell. Being a 'big girl' doesn't mean that she doesn't have evolutionarily built in reactions including possibly the freeze reaction to danger. Many women, particularly abuse survivors, have this reaction. Not saying 'NO' or not pushing away an assailant doesn't mean we consent or are okay with what's happening. It often means the 'freeze and hope the dinosaur doesn't eat me' reflex has been triggered.

[@cityboundforest]

Corry: "Your spine has to be straight as a pole!" Me, with my wiggly spine that I've had since birth: "Well I guess I was born gay." Fun fact I actually am

[@RandomLink455]

Unstable Daydreamer can I join you two please?

[@RandomLink455]

Unstable Daydreamer yay!

[@cityboundforest]

@Unstable Daydreamer I mean sure, I'm already part of an -internet theatre cult-

[@SB-iy9vn]

But are we born straight ?

[@cityboundforest]

@@SB-iy9vn a) it was a joke, b) I'm as straight as my spine, c) I also happen to be non-binary so no relationship with me has never been straight

[@joy7367]

between Corry's mustache and Noah's haircut you look like you're straight from the 80's in the best way possible of course

[@LaytonGallagher]

Last time I was this early I still thought i was straight

[@strawberryflower9144]

me too

[@Falcon-xb8dn]

hope u doing good hun

[@Julia-md3fh]

Same tho

[@mrquacks2486]

LOL- I’ve never thought I was straight I’ve been gay since I was born 😂🤣😂🤣

[@LaytonGallagher]

@@mrquacks2486 pfff we all were, some of us just buffered a little bit

[@annabelobrien5858]

“You could just cover it with a beard!” *Noah sadly rubbing his chin* “....most people can cover it with a beard!”

[@SinaJulia]

OMG CORRY IS WEARING A NIKKIN SHIRT!! It's a sustainable swiss brand that plants a tree for every item bought and it's great to see it outside of tiny little Switzerland :D

[@abigrace8701]

YOUR VIBES R SO GOOD HERE OMG THE HAIR IS AMAZING

[@Nicole-cb8bm]

“If your spine is not straight, neither are you” People with scoliosis: 👁👄👁

[@izziemelton1847]

"Has all the value of a soggy piece of bread" is my new favourite phrase

[@marmakessense]

“The feminine wants to lean into to masculine” *pull* Corey: hold on, no. Stop. Wait a minute here.”

[@maxworth865]

I don’t hate straight people..... I hAVe sTrAIghT fRieNDs

[@heisenburgerlover]

I'm ok with straight people, I just don't want them to be straight in public. I'm not heterophobic, I just don't agree with straight people's life style.

[@mknightcore6350]

@@heisenburgerlover yea we're weird

[@ImLiterallySoup]

@@heisenburgerlover exactly why do these -gross- sorry um special wannabe heterosexuals have to shove it down our throats everytime smh

[@heisenburgerlover]

@@ImLiterallySoup they're just trying to push the secret Straight Agendaᵗᵐ, smh.

[@maxworth865]

@@heisenburgerlover they’re gonna turn our children straight!!!

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

I actually shouted “HOLY SHIT” when I saw the hair I was so shocked and I’m on a zoom call with my math professor so that wasn’t great but thank god I was muted

[@JuliaPetrova]

Pay attention to your math class your professor is trying their best gaddam 🥺

[@justinecronin2879]

@@JuliaPetrova wtf

[@TechBoyRio]

Didnt ask lol

[@hawkeyez7166]

Its blonde hair thats all over the place. Wtf is good with you people 😭 OMG ITS SO IMPRESSIVE 😭 fuckin weirdos

[@cam6963]

“I opened my eyes and for a solid 2 seconds it was black” BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAPPENS TO ME SOMETIMES AND ITS FREAKYYYYYYYY.

[@midorana2902]

every human can do that

[@maikalou5739]

"... engaging in lesbianics." Corrie: Let's be honest here... No one: My mind: "Lesbianics" here...

[@alyssagriffith2126]

wait i thought he said lesbianist

[@JA-jx9uk]

No I think he meant to say 'lesbianist here' like lesbian ist here like let's be honest here

[@alyssagriffith2126]

@Bob Builder he said lesbian-ist like let's be honest lol

[@dunnotck1]

Lesbianics sounds like a cool band name

[@frog_1948]

1:26 THANK U OMG!! I’m SOOO glad your teaching the ways of lesbianism. I feel that it isn’t taught enough. Like, all the “straight” girls don’t get it when I express the second way. YOU DONT HAVE TO A LESBIAN TO BE A LESBIAN PEOPLE

[@vampireshark5850]

THE HAIR I STILL CANT GET OVER IT 👀

[@hawkeyez7166]

Yeah messy blonde hair. Impressive. 😐

[@vampireshark5850]

@@hawkeyez7166 okay? never said it was

[@hawkeyez7166]

@@vampireshark5850 why cant you get over it then? 😐 explain dumbass

[@vampireshark5850]

@@hawkeyez7166 i dont care gn

[@hawkeyez7166]

@@vampireshark5850 exactly 😂😂 you people be dumb asf

[@Me-ss2gq]

9:50 'I opened my eyes and for a solid two seconds it was black' I could've sworn Corry was about to reply 'Well I _am_ black :D'

[@Laura-nk5tz]

Noah: "Sorry camera died" Me: there it is

[@LouiseJayde1]

Noah: *Wonderfully chaotic energy* Corry: *Concerned glance* .....“I haven’t say anything in a while”

[@lilymills163]

I LOVE THE HAIR

[@claireisacamel]

“You were a child lady” what an adorable way to put that

[@oliviarochette304]

Lmao not me becoming a fan of Noah being part of my self discovery to realizing I’m bi

[@nikotinova_abstinenciq]

5:02 the smile when he said yes made me watch the Same 3 Seconds 10 times

[@brody1216]

Is corry dating machine gun kelly now

[@elijahwinchester6690]

i adore mgk

[@themorganrileyshow5520]

You both give me all the feels. I love your dynamic and it's super adorable

[@butterflybluewastaken]

"I dOn'T kNoW wHaT iT iS BuT I hAtE iT"

[@izzy-bx5qz]

Loving the hair Noah and loving the moustache Corry xx

[@ksks5496]

Last time my bro said cis meant straight I laughed Right there in front of his face Then my sis got mad cos I was laughing at my bro cos he thought cis meant straight Cis hets are so weird

[@ksks5496]

Gregory Holstein relax I have straight friends Also if you don’t mind me asking, what are your pronouns?

[@interszn18]

This comment is so confusing?? How does that make cis hets weird? It sounds more like you are weird

[@charlotjejane4521]

'who has all the value of a soggy piece of bread' is my new favourite insult

[@Ethan-hj5tu]

Let’s make “gold star lesbian” a term about being both types of lesbian Type1: being a lady that likes ladys👩 Type2: being dominant and a women👸

[@emeriflorus9726]

My friends told me that the old greek actually accepted men loving men, but it was frowned upon when they were in the bottom.

[@milena39]

@Brett Wagland you clearly know nothing about history...

[@nero9204]

i was just crying and then i seen that you posted. weirdly watching you make fun of the cis and straight people made me cheer up.

[@fredasperdil7994]

Spoiler alert They are not , at all.

[@hawkeyez7166]

Says a guy who probably thinks its possible to change genders 🥴

[@caitlyn3442]

@Wavey ALG Are you okay? Was this a joke?

[@hawkeyez7166]

@@caitlyn3442 no it wasn't

[@caitlyn3442]

That’s sad

[@hawkeyez7166]

@@caitlyn3442 how

[@Squeegee93]

As a straight man: no, we straights are not okay. Came here after watching your video about getting your first hate video. This is great. People need to stop taking themselves so seriously. :) Love your content, I'm a new subscriber so I'm stoked to go through your back catalogue!

[@the_novice_zoologist]

Noah your hair looks really good!! Love your content! ❤️

[@borntodillydallyforcedtolockin]

Your hair is amazing! Blond with pink shirt adorable.

[@jessstylinson9479]

noah: you dont need to neg me stopp corry: *evil laughter* this made me laugh so hard 🤣

[@elliemouse545]

Holy crap, I didn't know how much I needed this in my life. Also, you are easily the cutest couple of guys I have ever seen together.

[@SlothBird]

1:00 "Lesbi-honest here." - Corry 2020

[@CassySida]

i love the collab vids everytime because the editing gets sO chaotic and it's hilarious

[@rosiefay7283]

0:55 Noah, reading: "lesbianics". Corry: "lesbionest" Neat.

[@jasminewest1810]

The hair is on point my lad 👌🏻👌🏻

[@rottenteeth1126]

your hair

[@KarinA-ut7tx]

4:18 the list doesn’t include mtf... You heard it here folks. Transgirls, are good go to go!

[@abigrace8701]

YES BEEN WAITING

[@emir2162]

I love noah's hair paired with that pink sweater, he looks adorable

[@roguestowl2280]

Yeah, don’t sniff anyone without their permission. Not cool.

[@avogadeo7672]

Oh my god... You look so crazy good with that hair, it fits so well with your eyeeees

[@kated2147]

Corry: “Your spine has got to be straight” Me: *has double scoliosis... Also me: *is not straight...

[@franziner.3444]

Girl. What the fuck is double scoliosis?

[@kated2147]

@@franziner.3444 I have two curves. My spine is basically an S shape and not in the direction it’s supposed to be.

[@franziner.3444]

@@kated2147 that just called scoliosis. Where is the difference?

[@kated2147]

@@franziner.3444 not everyone has two. My mom for example has one. It’s what my doctor calls it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@CyberiadPhoenix]

4:16 It's very telling that the vast majority of haters don't even know anything about these things...

[@ikea_shelf]

He bleached the hair, HE BLEACHED THE HAIR. WHYYYYYY

[@sofiaaa908]

your hair is blossoming....its gorgeous

[@nat3571]

absolutely love the hair omg

[@lacrymae]

YOUR HAIR LOOKS GORGEOUS MATE

[@abel9726]

They're so cute together, I wish I was gay... Oh wait-

[@Missmiserie]

5:02 the face he made is just adorable idk why just 100% awwe moment

[@Machouseproductions]

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Honestly toxic masculinity has gone far beyond parody at this point.

[@tealrose3248]

GuilelessDragon if he has sex with a woman who theoretically may have had sex with some other man or potentially could have sex with some other man in the future, then yes, it's definitely gay. He's putting his dick into a place that other dicks may be. Really, looking at a woman that other men might look at is gay too.

[@roseapple7643]

I also love Noah’s hair like HERE YOU DROPPED THIS 👑

[@jasmin-lm1vr]

I'm in a room with singing people... But it's so bad, so thanks for giving me a reason to leave and therefore stop cringing 🙏

[@lilliehokanson5517]

omg I’m loving the hair, it’s a vibe!!

[@rachelrae8279]

If everyone thought like corry the world would be such a better place

[@chloeharuku5842]

1:32 Past me: *dated a guys who was a bottom* Me now, dating a trans woman: well that makes sense now-

[@itsaps4520]

“We just love to laugh at them”-Noah Adams 2020

[@MaryAliceComedy]

"The only way they can get women is berating them until they feel they have no value" Your bf is spittin

[@prideofmanny2981]

NOAH- YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO SICK

[@hawkeyez7166]

Messy blonde hair. Impressive.😐

[@prideofmanny2981]

@@hawkeyez7166 didnt say impressive, said sick. Bet you’re a bundle of joy at parties

[@hawkeyez7166]

@@prideofmanny2981 didnt say you said impressive but ok

[@prideofmanny2981]

@@hawkeyez7166 lmao okay I can’t be arsed, I said he has cool hair and you have to ruin it W o w

[@hawkeyez7166]

@@prideofmanny2981 theres literally nothing special about her hair. I mean literally nothing

[@laura-en6ih]

noahhhhhhhh your hair looks so good !!

[@mollyjade2260]

Omg yesss been waiting for this Noah :)

[@makaileylewis5253]

OH MY GOD YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOOOOODDDD!!!🖤🖤🖤

[@th1rt3]

HAIR IS AMAZING

[@BLBird336]

Noah looks good with that hair! its wavy and soft looking!

[@idapundsnes4081]

Omg, I love you'r hair! Also, super great video! Pliz keep making thease! :)

[@unauwu3078]

honestly it’s really relaxing just watching men be comfortable with their masculinity after a long day with my father :)

[@septiceye_3706]

"They're squished" "No, they're not squished" XD XD

[@ShinyEvergreens]

NOAH I AM LIVING FOR YOUR BLONDE HAIR. Suits you so well :)

[@alexmae34]

Cory: You can have a really ugly face and you'd be fine...Also you can cover it with a beard Noah:*Feels face* Me:Don't evennnnnnnn lmao (Hi Cory ❤ and I like that color shirt on u Noah 😁)

[@daniellebresette5804]

You two are so adorable. I love watching y’all. I’ve been on a binge for the past 2 hours and watching nothing but your vids! New sub!

[@k4tie_]

Soon as I got the notification and clicked there was a lgbtq notification after

[@sherrytedford9471]

I just wish people would stop worrying about people's sexuality. It does not matter who likes what. Just love someone for who they are.

[@ihavethepowerofgodandanime1312]

Can I just say that Noah looks really good in pink with his new hair 👁👄👁

[@dhwanikurani5117]

OH MY GOD YOU POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY (WELL YOU DIDN'T KNOW BUT STILL). I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH.

[@soniquesmith6397]

Love your hairrrrr 😍😍😍

[@arabelleproductions3682]

Omg that sniffing story would actually be so terrifying. I wouldve frozen into place, then scream bloody murder. I would’ve broken up with that guy right then and there if that happened. This would be a prank if you know the girl would be comfortable and has known you for a fairly long time, NOT YOUR FIRST MEET.