I'm Not Gay But This Is A Good Deal - Sydney Castillo

[@44RisingSun44]

No one has ever enjoyed a comic as much as dude in white in the front row lmao. Man got his money worth that night!

[@techboi_420]

Went back to watch and you ain't wrong. I love watching people laughing hard

[@ayeboileeabundance1480]

🤣😅

[@EmmanuelBrito]

1:46 RRRrooFFfLl

[@jonturner6769]

He ain't never been nowhere an been in the front

[@katrinatucker6848]

I was at this show right behind him ... he definitely enjoyed himself .. but so did all of us! Sydney is hilarious 😂

[@marcleon1513]

The guy with t white shirt would probably be a great friend. I can tell he's supportive. If nobody thinks this dude is funny he does.

[@lifeofviea4807]

"Imma hit her with so many facts" That part took me out😂😂😂😂😂

[@jerico80]

😂😂😂 Man i was in the yard yesterday moving branches and said that exact line!!! Only to watch this today.

[@cashaddict55]

@@jerico80 your not the only one. I stay hitting her with them precepts from the Bible…, like God said I didn’t write it😎

[@travishood1163]

Men facts hit harder than women facts and they can't take it lol. Men hold on to them until the end of a relationship lol.

[@PickEmUpMessEmUp]

Facts though I been doing the same shit ready 😂😂

[@Jahairalove84]

@@travishood1163 men facts hit harder than women? Lol the fuck kind of women you been with?

[@Deviljho5]

Obstructive sleep apnea in conjunction with sleep paralysis! All jokes aside, these experiences can be super frightening!

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

That how my mom saved me atleast 2 times

[@shaunabee]

Scary For real! Had to train my hubby to shake me awake.

[@92yankee52]

I had that experience once and I used to sleep with a blanket over my head. I woke up, couldn’t move, couldn’t see anything and didn’t know where I was it was really intense fright. I had to really will my body to do something and roll off the bed it was weird

[@PrydeWater901]

My shit got names?!?!

[@mikeymike7328]

Exactly. Had this happen to me twice in my life. It was INTENSE. Felt like HOURS (according to those around me I only started trippen in my sleep for like 2 min)

[@bryaneberly3588]

That's basically how my hubby proposed to me. Been four years and I'm out here gardening and making crafts and shit. It is a great deal.

[@MistahKayotic420]

my goodness it is forreals

[@isaiasdiaz7578]

😂

[@LaysiaPrincess]

I’m looking forward to that

[@hershekissed]

Hope you in a community property state

[@fahimaljahangir3059]

is your husband Larry?

[@lakersin556]

"What you mean neva" 😆

[@purplel0vely]

He said you need facts, figures and Bible versus for an argument with black women! He ain't never lied! 😆

[@thachocolategod]

Facts

[@jerico80]

None of that dont work. Im dealing with that now. If they aint trying to hear it they aint trying to hear it. At least from you anyways. Im learning....just say it twice and then let God himself show them. He can show them better than i can tell em. 💯 Patience knowing he will do just that is the golden ticket.

[@teemaro5703]

And there are rebuttals to all that.🤣🤣🤣

[@leoalvarez8491]

I'll say it one time and if they won't listen I'll let them believe what they want. I'll walk out on them bitches and not care at all about the relationship lol

[@jerico80]

@@teemaro5703 You aint never lied lol!

[@WinterSo1dier]

“What’s her name?” “Larry” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChrisandTyCox]

Lmao 😂

[@MVPMoneyB]

😂😂😂

[@MistahKayotic420]

keh keh keh 🤭

[@yanngouater]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gee_ruiz]

LMAO

[@JesusIsLordLasVegas]

Maaaaan you better get a CPAP machine!! Saved my life!!!

[@gunpolygamist]

DID HE SAY MY EYES ARE OPEN AND I'M LOOKING AT HER TRYING TO GET HER TO WAKE ME UP I'M IN TEARS WITH LAUGHTER

[@mikeymike7328]

I felt what he was saying. That's called sleep paralysis. Fully aware of your surroundings but not in control of your self. It's crazy

[@nycyabber7103]

sleep paralysis yo

[@dammymurphy3964]

that shit is real seriously.

[@rustinstardust2094]

I think even if he didn't have sleep paralysis, when you haven't been breathing for a while your extremities become weak and/or numb, so even if you know you have to do something to get oxygen, your body might not be able to act on it. It's a big reason why so many people who play suffocation "games" end up dying accidentally.

[@gunpolygamist]

@@rustinstardust2094 PLAUSIBLE

[@RobandSijay]

"you be breathin" 😫🤣

[@ask3xd903]

I've come into arguments with everything set up to win and I still end up apologizing. Jedi mind tricks.

[@TooStonedTone]

Same! But as soon as we start I forget everything I wanted to say and I apologize 😂😂

[@Jrocka7x]

This is why I’m single. I always win. Bwahahaha

[@DTreatz]

its called simpin 😏

[@L.I.2RVA]

🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@ericervin4778]

HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! Chocolate Sundaes always bring some of THE BEST standup comics!!!!!

[@LadyJanae1]

I love how confident Sydney is, in his manhood! Yessss!

[@GetRightGetLeft]

Sounds like obstructive sleep apnea to me sir. Dude needs to get a sleep study done ASAP…

[@xlady7772]

Right time for C pap or bi pap that's no joke 😕😕😕

[@GetRightGetLeft]

@@xlady7772 EXACTLY. OSA can lead to so many other medical issues.

[@tamiesmith8855]

Right, I have sleep apnea and I use a c pap he should get checked out for sure.

[@tamiesmith8855]

Snoring isn't funny it can lead to premature death ...

[@DMKC]

@@GetRightGetLeft question: do you think that sleep problems may occurred when he was younger and traumatized?✨💚

[@zisthename1511]

Bruh, i'm weak "You'll never have to work another day in your life.....whatchu mean?... X)

[@thomasyoung5013]

You wouldn't either😏

[@TheDbrice]

I knew Sydney was a funny dude from the Roast Me shi+, but I didn't know his stand-up was this dope! Loved it cuz!!! Fuckin hilarious cuz!

[@ProfitPower13]

Oh he a WRITER writer

[@bighomieJ5X]

Sydney still bringing the heat 🤣🤣🤣

[@dominiquetoussaint1455]

Merci!

[@MrBlackMonk]

Wtf I didn't know you could donate in the comment section 🤔

[@kylefossett6217]

That has to be Teddy Ray in the audience with that laugh😂

[@JAZZLlFE]

If Larry was around I bet you'd learn to sleep on your back with one eye open. 😂😂

[@negativeindustrial]

🤣

[@christopherwatson1065]

☠️☠️☠️

[@bettycollins1983]

👌🏾 🤣🤣

[@MRWEDAWEST]

TRUUUEEE

[@knaziringram4589]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Hachimon8]

What you mean never? 😭😭 the delivery🤌

[@nathanael8855]

Lmaooo whole set was good! some guy hit me with that line 2! They confident af lol I said Naw but I said damn that's a good deal tho!

[@D_19999]

Bro said imma have to kill the dog 😭😭😂🤣🤣

[@rodrickhale3044]

I went to High School with Sydney. My boy always been funny! I see you my G representing the crib.

[@ChrisandTyCox]

Lmao 😂😅🤣 what you mean never? 😆

[@gogoscorner1111]

"What you mean NEVA?!?!?" 👀🤔 ..... 😂😂😂

[@Blackkurtcobain]

Whatchu mean never?! 😂😂😂 bruh funny as hell 😂

[@vibedaproducer1992]

“That’s funny nigga? Damnnnn”😂.. “I’m openin up”😂😂 bro he funny as hell

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Full on obstructing sleep apnea and sleep paralysis. A pair of easily lethal conditions that also force you to be aware its happening, and unable to do much, if anything, about it. Some actually bone-chilling shit to go through. "You're being dramatic." Hate people who are like that. XP

[@WoodlandAsh]

Had an ex like that too, downplayed everything and didn’t have the time to listen, but when they had a simple cold it was the end of the world. Constantly on my case for telling them how crap I felt & acting like I was making it up. Turns out I wasn’t & I got diagnosed with a potentially life-threatening disease that was unmanaged. Left that waste of space human in the dirt and found someone 1000 times better in every way.

[@tarikwilliams8642]

My wife already know the drill when I start shaking 😂😂😂😂

[@AdovianDones]

the dog, in front of her damn this is genius

[@coreypatrick7230]

Sydney is so cute- yeah I can’t offer him never to work again but he’d be set up for maybe a part time gig only loll

[@evilisinm-sc8rg]

He always in the front row too. Every time this man on 😂

[@vanessaw7325]

His tummy makes him look cuddly lol

[@tallman72737]

It's called sleep paralysis is very real and scary

[@TheThinkingMansTemplar]

THE WORST...

[@danny1303]

I had to click after seeing him on roast me lmao dude got it

[@mitsuomits9077]

That's how you talk when you got better options 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dis2good]

It be options. Idk about better 😂

[@antonioyoung2977]

That fool said "what u mean never?" I was dead

[@africadondada6555]

Sidney Castillo...is the most underrated comic...in the World. Said what I said!

[@rustinstardust2094]

That deserved way more laughter at the end

[@katrinatucker6848]

I absolutely adore Sydney... 😍 I went to chocolate sundaes just to see him! The Laugh Factory is my favorite place in LA! I hope I get to visit again soon! Oh, and I was at this show! Unforgettable night!

[@balla4life24]

Clarification is key 😂😂😂😂😂

[@potisonko9161]

He’s damn right it keeps happening to me all the time 😂 I gotta call my cousin next to me to wake me up cause I can’t wake up by ma self

[@caliburmuxickc]

This is soooooo underatedly classic!!! Whatchu mean never!!!!!

[@ampollard7041]

"U'll never have to work again"....... sounds Exactly like a proper husband, to me 😅

[@JrSmoove]

You Be Breathing 😭😭😭 I watched this shxt every time its in the suggestions

[@PepsiFuture]

Bro has sleep paralysis and doesn’t know it lol

[@toprankculttv6953]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@MrsGrimm-pu2md]

He 👏 did 👏 not 👏 git 👏 E-👏NOUGH cre-DIT... 👏👏👏👏👏👏... for them jokes. 👏

[@johnnyperez8464]

Like what you did there

[@indiiariaz2558]

Freaking hilarious 😂 omg

[@trevorharris9972]

AMAZING bro !!!!!!!!!!

[@drewdricky]

This is fuuuuuuuuny,!! 🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥 Dude killed it!!

[@keepupwiththejones1759]

This was not long enough Sydney always makes me 😂😂😂😂

[@calliekid707]

One of my favorites for sure

[@HelenHex]

This is really funny 😂😂

[@wesfields9322]

This dude kilt on roast me. Just a natural. Thats why I, me is here

[@tspazztharapper9681]

Bro this was dispose to be my joke I been dealing with this for years 😂😂😂

[@ValidTop10s]

Killed it 🔥

[@gemini618]

He said he start dying lol!!!

[@abovethewater8221]

The whole bit was worth just for that joke. I needed that laugh

[@jwlewis3661]

😂😂😂😂 what you mean never ?😂😂😂😂😂

[@becauseyoucan2171]

Naw dude, you were gonna work for it. 🙈

[@cgbodyauto7635]

Dope ass set!

[@aaronmyers5970]

😂😂😂😂WHATS HER NAME⁉️🙀🙀 LARRY‼😎💯💪🏿💪🏿😂😂😂😂

[@darcyanddutch]

Great set

[@gbamontanaman4369]

I can’t sleep on my back…. Haha! That’s funny ninja damn 😂😂😂😂

[@Caio-ow5tm]

He killed it

[@angelpolanco2422]

I had to catch my breathe from laughing 💀💀💀

[@trevorharris9972]

THAT is one of the funniest fkn bits ever performed in the history of mankind.

[@chefzay]

Sydney Castillo too funny 😂😂

[@racksuprunway1979]

Fastest 4 min of my life he's a Very good comedian

[@savagality]

Ole boy in the background was laughing a lil too hard at the dog joke😭😭

[@lavenderkisses9461]

You extra!😂😂😂

[@teddyogoye4077]

Oh he is good😂😂😂

[@smokinguns1]

So like, my Bill's get paid and I dont gotta have a job?.....

[@AnotherLoveTKO6889]

Whatchu Mean Neva.... I was hollering

[@K4R3N]

That is a good deal

[@tspazztharapper9681]

😂😂😂😂Larry ayeee dude ass funny af

[@joshuabolton3866]

I wonder if he called in a bomb threat to a wig store before this lol

[@i_treasure_u_forever3523]

Sydney is funny. I can't with him.

[@Humble-iq5ue]

Can't what with him?

[@aceyfb]

SHE DON’T GET IT 😫🤣🤣

[@tazmantazman4066]

All I see is Tyler Perry telling jokes on stage 🤣😂😂🤣

[@msscorpio14]

Oh hilarious 😂

[@jamargarner2680]

She DONT GET IT!!!! HAHAHAHHA

[@negativeindustrial]

Larry is going to want to do you like you do that girl. He’s eventually going to want a return on that investment.

[@eternalrage6548]

You can't sacrifice 10 to 15 minutes a day to never have to go back to a 9-5? Bruh.

[@x_VineM_x]

@@eternalrage6548 😭😭wtf

[@mrshep8215]

@@eternalrage6548 Relax Larry, you missed your chance.

[@eternalrage6548]

@@mrshep8215 dang. That means I need to work for the rest of my life? Almost had my white picket fence. Oh well, at least I love my job.

[@shad0wdanc3r13]

Had me crackin up

[@madiesmelody4733]

LMAOOO ONG I NEVER REALIZED OTHER PEOPLE DID THIS IN THEIR SLEEP TOO😂😂

[@reignrelic]

This guy be having sleeping paralysis and not know it 😂 he think he dying

[@chiefdavis8487]

See... i sent this tonmy girl because i have the same sleeping issue.... but i sent before the u talked about getting hit on mby a dude.... now i know she gonna be on some " u tryna tell me something??" 🤦🏾‍♂️ hella funny though 😂😂😂

[@painterpainting7056]

Dude is great

[@pablocastillo6248]

This had me ROLLING 😭😭😭

[@euramason7542]

Very funny. Cadence and speech reminds me of DeRay Davis.

[@Quik648]

Dude funny asf 😂😂😂😂

[@dammymurphy3964]

it's jokes but this guy is speaking facts. like your eyes are open and you can't MOVE AND can't breathe at the same time.

[@Anonymous-uw4sr]

That's scary

[@idonhadenuff5979]

That’s good. Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@angelpolanco2422]

Thank you, KZbin algorithm

[@michaelgeller8096]

I saw this dude open for ali siddiq in NJ. Absolutely hilarious

[@curtcomedy4661]

Should've said what u mean never...like 2yrs never...5??...or 3 stacks never ever ever ever!!??

[@Sydneyisfunny]

Nah

[@curtcomedy4661]

@@Sydneyisfunny aiight

[@gideonpepple]

What do you mean never?? 😂😂💔

[@brotherwilly6153]

Mavs gang Dallas forever