“I'm Not Hungry"

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Written By Stevie Emerson, Alex Varonos, Mitch Mcmahon & Wyatt Gallitz
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Directed By Stevie Emerson
Edited by Stevie Emerson
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Outro Song by Lemay ▶︎ / lemaylemay
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stevie emerson slappers only not hungry your girl says

[@theturkanabus3610]

For the algo

[@mightymonke2527]

Damn

[@cringe4veiws503]

@@mightymonke2527 I like your profile

[@JeromeProductions]

Fr

[@sohan7506]

@@mightymonke2527 p

[@AC-mp7cx]

whats algo

[@andyruble1604]

Love how the waiter looks at Stevie after she says "nothing"

[@Not_that_Brian_Jones]

Lol, yup, we all know what's coming next

[@reallyhimongod]

Thats the “ahh shit” look

[@showspotter]

exactly, was one of my favorite parts, that and the reference to "arnold"

[@phdinfootsies2107]

He looked at him like “Oh shit! She’s one of those huh? Whats the plan?”😂

[@JeromeProductions]

Fr

[@Raanki]

Nikki just nails the crazy girlfriend part every time!

[@jeffmartin134]

Plot twist: she didn't know this was a video and she is just being herself.

[@shadowling77777]

@@abhaymathur9332 maybe it’s not just a role ;_;

[@DanishCamp]

Maybe she is a crazy girlfriend irl

[@nicholaswoods4055]

Wonder why

[@beckythompson2456]

@@jeffmartin134 that's how I feel everytime I wat he her... 🤣🤣

[@TechieTard]

As my blood pressure shot through the roof I realized just how well these two act together in skits.

[@luthfan1552]

You and I, share the same fate of feelings. Proud of you mate.

[@GamersXnostalgia]

I bet she tanked her career. Because no one is casting her after this fiasco

[@ytc3182]

Another "she's just acting" comment attempting to provide cover for her craziness

[@penguin12902]

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

[@mazingerivan1619]

The face she's putting while the deliveryman is explaining what he has is freaking priceless 🤣

[@mqsca_]

69th like 🗿

[@DekkarJr]

@@mqsca_ ahhh a man of true culture - i am a woman of culture and I like the 69 with the GUY ON TOP

[@d1Page762]

@@DekkarJr ok

[@JB-xl2jc]

"Deliveryman" goes crazy

[@trips347]

These two nail their performance every single time.

[@dania2369]

Are they real life couple ?

[@jepskid22155801]

@@dania2369 yes

[@tinishmaheshwari6575]

@@jepskid22155801 really?

[@jepskid22155801]

@@tinishmaheshwari6575 yes

[@noahsonnet5363]

I’d love that where is the proof

[@ninj493]

This woman can definately play the female version of Joker If flashpoint movie ever happens !!!

[@asharma1775]

She would be excellent harley Quinn

[@hanniballecter7103]

She really looks like Sarah Silverman, Kimmel's ex.

[@criptik5208]

Nah harley quin is straight foward women and not shy, overthinker and insecure, she will straightup say

[@mikeyRoxx981]

@@asharma1775 I would love to hear why/how you can possibly think she would. This should be good... Margot Robbie being the very high bar set for playing Harley Quinn. How does she compare

[@Shahyan008]

He’ll yah

[@stepanovicboro]

I love the waiters reaction when she said she wasnt hungry 😂😂

[@douglaswilliams6834]

He knows.

[@Purriah]

Yeah he definitely nailed the “I’ve seen this a million times”

[@aaroc8201]

I love how they're both so good at taking turns at playing super hateable characters in their skits lol. The acting is perfect lol

[@xiaorishu]

Omg that look she gave from the couch is terrifying ....I love her acting so much lol.

[@alyasfukename3355]

With the "I'm not hungry" whisper 😂

[@asmitaghorai5668]

2:24 that was brilliant! felt so real lol..

[@thomascarlton82]

The eye twitch at 0:45, this chick needs to be in hollywood. Im just sayin

[@deanbrimstone7740]

She is seriously messed up in the head.😂🤣

[@jukkaputtonen4797]

No you dont lol

[@pavelh756]

You know the scene is good when you actually get angry with her... :-D

[@fozzarelli]

I am legitimately getting angry. Was ready to leave at dinner, call her an Uber and change the locks and block her on everything.

[@EikottXD]

Reminded me of my ex.

[@MMASportsMaster]

Like it’s crazy : Im legit mad

[@fisch6108]

For real, i am so pissed off. Never imagined this kind of girl exist.

[@fozzarelli]

@@fisch6108 she does

[@just_me638]

1:02 the sipping the water with noise and then the little "ah!" killed me 😂

[@cccpredarmy]

Love the part where she said "I'm not hungry!" and the waiter looked at the guy and was like "good luck to you buddy!" and went away xD

[@kirklandwassabi8619]

Nikki deserves an Oscar for killing every single role

[@pm1783]

Yeah! Crazy girlfriend! I wonder how she stretches herself to play such a role??!?? 😑

[@JeromeProductions]

Facts!

[@Savage_D_777]

She’s not playing or acting

[@Playmodik]

Too affectionate

[@sheldondrake8935]

she's got a Jim Carrey rubber face, and she heaves herself into the performance

[@Noname-dg1bn]

“I’m not hungry” “I don’t know what I fancy ” “I’ll just have a salad” All mans worst nightmare

[@keiferjanz3197]

Also the old where do you want to go to eat? “You pick, I don’t care” How about here “No I don’t feel like that” Then goes on listing every single place until she finally says the place she wanted to eat at🤦‍♂️

[@crucifix1129]

@@keiferjanz3197 just tell her your gonna go on the Xbox till she makes up her mind “cuz stupid problems need stupid solutions” but yea I totally feel ya on that one

[@bastadtroll8922]

@@crucifix1129 have you people not heard of decisiveness? just pick and if she dont like it then toughh. Next time she will be more decisive. Keep doing it again and agian, the first few tmes you will suffer a bit of criticism but she will eventually change her behaviour.

[@omshree901]

@@bastadtroll8922 sigma....

[@TheUKisThere]

@@omshree901 I mean, they're not entirely wrong.

[@frenzvslaikmars8633]

That closed Eye half hysteric kills me everytime 🤣😭

[@Rollypolly1064]

that evil smirk of mysteriousness 4:26

[@PC-nq8ce]

Man her acting skills are so realistic that you tend to feel that she is real and develop hatered for her 🤣

[@apachaiking2363]

I was getting irritated af ngl lmao top tier acting 😆

[@skills177]

Ur kidding right? I feel like these coments are all rigged, cuz WTF that acting is actually so horrible,... What is wrong with you guys

[@unstoppablerunner1836]

@@skills177 chill ..... He is saying that acting is so perfect that he developed hatred towards her as she was acting of a crazy gf

[@Deadganon]

@@skills177 you are just jealous cuz you wish you were not that hungry like this girl...

[@veerapandiyan1431]

there is no hate for her😂😂😂

[@nortongreeen]

her final “I am not hungry” was like from a horror movie

[@beenbroken2666]

Name of movie?

[@unitednerd5560]

@@beenbroken2666 mia in evil dead

[@Agent1W]

@@beenbroken2666 "I Am Not Hungry".

[@reeah4536]

At 0:45 when she closed one eye, lol that was the freaking sign 🤣

[@peytonschuldt1045]

Lol you always order an extra side of fries. Don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer too.

[@jansebb]

nice....

[@jamesajiduah2001]

I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown.

[@Luster21]

Hey Krillin

[@kaalsevulom]

Assuming that I understood this comment correctly, then no. You will not want that after the first five seconds, trust me.

[@adenferguson2647]

@@kaalsevulom fr

[@MrLeonLuffy]

@@kaalsevulom a sip is ideal yes

[@kaalsevulom]

@@MrLeonLuffy indeed, a sip is enough to get a taste and realize that it is not to be desired.

[@MaSTARMedia]

This is literally me and my wife every time we go out. Edit: This actress is phenomenal.

[@Chris-zl3np]

Damn

[@thegreatone4018]

she just acting naturally, Like that Buck Owens song.

[@kirop7]

Damn bro, I couldnť do that shit. Those games ainť cute, just fucking stupid and exhausting

[@TheNegativeDude]

my wife cant even decide what restaurant she wants to go to.

[@astridjaye6224]

Oh, dear.

[@PanaGringoBarefootBass]

LITERALLY my ex-wife in all things. Operative: EX

[@MrIrishscouse]

You sound like you miss her. :-)

[@PanaGringoBarefootBass]

@@MrIrishscouse Hahahahaha, I sound like I still haven't developed Alzheimer's.

[@sex3pointzero]

Thats why restaurants have a "my girlfriend is not hungry" menu option.

[@itsayan18]

"They're literally my fries, they belong to me" The way he said that 🤣🤣🤣

[@sukurzadeferid2891]

that was the most funny part ,he was like get your hands off from my fries

[@somethingbambi875]

This kinda happened when I was on a "friend date", or could have been something, but he got so pissed at me for taking a frie so no, aint gonna happen! I didn't have any money myself and in my groups we always done that. But I never told him "I am not hungry" 😅

[@nicolasoliveira4903]

​@@somethingbambi875 If my GF or Friend or anithing touch my food, She better be good at throwing hands, We gonna Exchange punches. I have no problem paying for food for someone I like. It's just that touching my food is unacceptable.

[@TheBomberman122]

@@somethingbambi875 damn your group is weird af, I'm my groups you even look at someone else's food you better be ready with hands

[@SyenPie]

LMAO fr, he treating french fries like his assets 😂

[@naturalflirt2424]

She’s a good actress definitely dominates the scenes when ever she’s in them

[@kekp3286]

She dominates Steve in bed too.

[@mason5r]

She not dating Stevie

[@Aqu1ls_Curr3nt]

@@mason5r why did you type this in this specific comment?

[@kmlevel]

Weird flex but ok.

[@traestone4863]

“Ok Arnold” killed me 😂😂😂

[@Henry-vw8xg]

Hahahaha. The whispering at the end is perfect.

[@bane4743]

This is literally not acted. It actually happened to every man.

[@kingpietro1279]

baby you know i can't have french fries !!! when she eats my whole french fries :(

[@bastadtroll8922]

until you get married, you have kids and she tansforms into a full time mom. From then on until the day you die you eat whatever she decides to cook that day and if you dont like it you keep quiet, pretend to like it and eat it anyway. Dont beleive me? Ask your dad.

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

it never happened to me so I'm utterly confused

[@kuljahanproductions4587]

@@bastadtroll8922 thank you for the heads up I guess xD😂🤣

[@bastadtroll8922]

@@kuljahanproductions4587 enjoy free will whilst you still have it.

[@DavidMota]

the accuracy on this video is scary

[@beenbroken2666]

Name of movie?

[@addicz2]

@@beenbroken2666 "The Couch"

[@jrloyal2594]

My EX was even more scarier🔪 😱true story lol

[@matt25675]

the part where she gets angry and magnifies how she just wanted 'one fry' is so infuriating

[@albertoavena]

Damn I’ve watched this so many times and always bust out laughing 😂😂😂

[@jkfred]

The best of their skits so far! So relatable. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZaasKenar]

That burger looked like it came straight out of McD's refuse pile.

[@bene100degrees]

they still producing on a budget man, let it go

[@teemoney9860]

@@bene100degrees Gotta cut costs to make that movie somehow

[@zhanibek8384]

I almost sure it some sort of “Mac”, it is a prop after all

[@JeromeProductions]

@@bene100degrees true

[@Laura-Yu]

I’d still eat it

[@Matt-bg5wg]

Just once I'd like to see a Nikki Howard skit where they get along.

[@bene100degrees]

not gonna happen

[@EnglishStudies101]

Watch the baby names skit of them 😂

[@shane1009]

Lol it's a long term relationship... this is getting along.

[@newhope0123]

@@bene100degrees totally agreed… it’s like asking for pigs to fly

[@ienfrg]

Dating back then vs now

[@apothecarysteed1566]

His shirt saying ‘Slappers Only’ is a reference to Goldeneye 64’s multiplayer

[@PawRangerss]

*that water sips though* 🤣🤣

[@jacobperez2546]

Lmao the parmesan cheese dude was hyped and ready to shred

[@thisisme5487]

Lol I wasn't sure whether it was fear or excitement. Both have a supporting theory.

[@EikottXD]

My ex used to do that EVERY TIME we went out to eat. Pissed me off like no other. I ended up just ordering food for her whether she wanted it or not, and she would always end up eating it. In my mind, If she didn't like the food I got her, she could buy her own. And her name was actually Nikky 😂

[@Rahul-rv7ed]

Send this video link to her 😂

[@EikottXD]

@@Rahul-rv7ed Haha! That would be funny but we haven't talked in over 5 years man. It would be pretty creepy 😅

[@fozzarelli]

Triggered!!!! Damn my dude

[@i.r.4378]

@@EikottXD sent it to her new boyfriend 😎

[@EikottXD]

@@i.r.4378 Good call! 😀

[@aliad1]

I always love it when the delivery dude yells my order at me through a window

[@LeoKoyote64]

this is so well done i got second hand embarrassment. good work man, love these vids

[@FeVo26]

This is for the algorithm

[@bdcopp]

Algo bros :)

[@JeromeProductions]

Yup.

[@AyadKhalil]

you upped the quality by adding all these extras I see :) hilarious and memorable work!

[@beenbroken2666]

What’s the name of the movie?

[@Jernvess]

I NEVER THOUGHT I'LL FIND YOU HERE BRO 😆

[@AyadKhalil]

@@Jernvess دلێ مە سافە، خال!

[@Jernvess]

Hhhh yup

[@AdanezWatchalong]

The way the camera panned over to the cheese guy was hilarious

[@marcocarta9098]

The birthday cake got me rolling on the floor laughing 😂😂

[@johnkennedy4023]

After they say "No thanks", I love ordering a dessert and watching my wife and daughter eat "my" dessert

[@EikottXD]

Just eat it in front of them

[@johnkennedy4023]

@@EikottXD No, I said that I love this. And I love them. I do it on purpose. What guy gives a sh*t about dessert?

[@nothde9865]

@@johnkennedy4023 I do want to eat what I ordered though.

[@jokerpilled2535]

@@johnkennedy4023 what? A man can’t enjoy dessert now? 🤨

[@Ultimateum23]

I'll be honest, I'd throw my entire family into the Ganges for MY dessert.

[@MrNunyoBidness]

Adding "the little guy in the corner" just waiting with the Parmesan cheese was hilarious!

[@NN-re7cy]

😂😂🤣

[@truthspokeneternally7132]

I had a great laugh! Thank you people!

[@diegob7756]

when the waiter came in with the birthday cake his expression i died😂😂😂

[@mrmanualways]

These two are such a fun to watch.. keep doing it boss man and boss woman 😂😂😂

[@nicbott9948]

Whenever I go out, I always order double because I know my wife will want some. A small price to pay to enjoy your own food

[@JW-hw5hg]

Or you could just have enough of a backbone to say no😂.

[@sunsetson6963]

@@JW-hw5hg , that “No” won’t end well , just get her food

[@JW-hw5hg]

@@sunsetson6963, I fail to see how that is my problem. If a vvoman I am out with doesn't order anything when the waiter is taking our order, & instead says "I'm not hungry", then that is her problem. & I will not allow her to turn her problem into my problem. If she doesn't order anything when she had every opportunity to do so, then that is her own tough luck. & if she then behaves poorly in the restaurant as a result, you just get up, walk out & leave her there. Then once in private later on, you tell her that if she behaves like that again, she's done.

[@jokerpilled2535]

@@JW-hw5hg based king 👑

[@JW-hw5hg]

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[@ryanmcgillivary4791]

Her tossing the burger back scared is gold

[@davidmiller5724]

Thank you for your comedy you guys look like you have fun making these videos

[@loudmein6591]

0:25 those deep breaths haunt my PTSD 😂

[@johsgarhernandez8770]

Lol

[@ujjwalsuri1523]

Imagine when they get back home after this meal and she goes "do I look fat?"

[@vivek27789]

🤦

[@RyuTempest]

I feel like every guy has heard that at least once.

[@JoeVirella]

"Ok ARGHNOLD" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jonlcfc1]

Love it. Love the gollum impression at the end. 😂

[@MrsMuffin11]

commenting for the algorithm

[@Koutsojohnys]

Commenting for your comment

[@Lite727]

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[@itzabysmal]

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[@noahroderick1949]

Does she know its a role thoooooo?

[@freddieparrydrums]

Commenting for your mum

[@thebigcnel]

The problem is this is far too realistic. I also would like to say, yall always get the best supporting actors for your videos. Their reactions are perfect. The cop from that "not girlfriend" video, this on,e and others. The waiter in this video was hilarious.

[@omerbrooklyn8716]

The way she eats the fry , I lost it lmao😂😂

[@yo-2029]

We’re not going to not celebrate your birthday! 😂😂 That was hilarious

[@suhail1392]

Commenting for the alg💯

[@jennifercoast5434]

adding a reply for the algo

[@trentabraham6520]

replying for the algo

[@suecli8131]

Reply for the algo

[@suhail1392]

I just be replying to get pinned tbh

[@idktbh2318]

Adding a reply for the Alg

[@srivathsonsam406]

2:32 that waiter's look was perfect 😂😂😂😂

[@konstantinoszoupalis8449]

The I'm not hungry in the end of the clip is the best part

[@MatthewCoast]

"Why do guys call women crazy?" - Nikki - "I don't know, they're the crazy ones!"

[@jamest88887]

the amount of effort in set design, acting, writing and editing that goes into this stuff is amazing!

[@abcxyz9783]

"Okay, Arnold!" LOL

[@michaelmyers1170]

I died bruh 😂

[@ray7419]

Lmao!! After she said nothing, I’d have just gotten up and walked the hell out. 🤣🤣🤣

[@blakelasky6893]

1:00 that ain't no portobello cheeseburger; that's a Whopper Jr.

[@Shttyshorts]

0:11 lmao the waiter got me weak with that turn, like wtf bro

[@shanelaing4402]

OMG! Her face in the end! Amazing! LOL

[@prior242]

When she starts eyeballing the fries... LOL

[@OliverToal]

The whole time I was just like, "I'd break up with her so fast!"

[@fozzarelli]

Exactly. This is a break up offense for me!

[@VictorLaster]

Hands down some of the best performances from Nikki. They need to do a whole ton of these kind of videos.

[@talhamansoor7158]

That water sip😂

[@osamabad3597]

“I’m sorry AHNOLD!” As soon as I heard that, I immediately had to rewind and play it again.

[@tennaj1367]

2:24 That bite was hilarious !!! HAHA

[@imeldarosalia7502]

02:44 GOT ME DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@TintinMinh]

guy's eyes when bringing that birthday cake lollllllllllllllllll

[@samuelreyes1689]

The way she grabs that man’s salad from the plate and throws it everywhere 😂

[@dinos9607]

01:06 - hahahahahahaha.... that scene with the open mouth and then the hands up in protest, its just pure gold. And I swear I have lived this with my ex.

[@SaiyanPrinceM21]

So no one gonna talk about the “okay Arnold!!” In the perfect Arnold Schwarzenegger voice 😂😂

[@scarereco5288]

Are you counting your macros im dead🤣🤣

[@tonysoprano6265]

Honestly you guys need to be in the writers room for comedy movies your skit ideas and even the dialogues are super funny and over the top accurate!!!

[@menuseboltaction6125]

Always a good day when theres a new slappers vid up.

[@albertd.8050]

Bro this shorts are incredible HAHHAH

[@ronniehotdogs5686]

All of your videos are why I'm singing and staying so.. lol

[@thevaluevault7886]

"I thought you said you weren't hungry."

[@K3vin365]

I like Nikki's acting. She always nails it. But the waiter is actually really good too.

[@Bokaj01]

Lmao the look on her face from the very first frame XD

[@mikecon4097]

Sunny days is the song playing in the background..... good music ✌️

[@jakebreedlove9619]

Nikki plays crazy, too well. It makes me laugh so uncomfortably

[@royalvivace1]

Omg the way this builds is so perfect 😂 I freaking love you guys 🙏

[@jatari18]

Hilarious when she says "Okay, Arnold!"

[@lwang1022]

1:08 too real 💀💀💀

[@userKK2023]

I love her acting. Doesn't she have an Academy Award already?

[@tyleredwards4706]

These are literally my fries, they belong to me. Lmao 🤣

[@X-Factor-22]

She damn near bit her own hands off eating that burger🤣

[@nisookh]

Died 😅at the counting your macros

[@tassv5909]

4:27 onwards is comedy gold. A performance only seconded by the Gollum from Lord of the (Onion) Rings.