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Stevie Emerson

Stevie Emerson

Күн бұрын

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@artisan9723
@artisan9723 Жыл бұрын
man they’re both great actors individually, but their chemistry together is FANTASTIC
@ilevitatecs2
@ilevitatecs2 Жыл бұрын
Well Stevie is a visionary, and he’s paved the path for her but she’s come around really well
@PlebeianKilo
@PlebeianKilo Жыл бұрын
All three together is always the best content
@silverhetch3383
@silverhetch3383 Жыл бұрын
@@PlebeianKilo dont forget trevor
@salninethousand2496
@salninethousand2496 Жыл бұрын
Actor and actress.
@Frankincensedjb123
@Frankincensedjb123 Жыл бұрын
Simp
@indianmota
@indianmota Жыл бұрын
Plot twist- She knew exactly what he was trying to say, and she was still counting in her head when the skit finished!
@theprinceofcrows8691
@theprinceofcrows8691 Жыл бұрын
I thought that was going to be the way it played out too. Especially when she brought up her uncle.
@Blox117
@Blox117 Жыл бұрын
plot twist - the average real ♀ does the same, but she isn't joking
@FooTude
@FooTude Жыл бұрын
Most funny is he has to dance around the truth, if a WOMAN is WOMAN she will be proud of her past. Mean while an Adult child will get offended. Be a MAN ask for the truth and move on.
@technocoh
@technocoh Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LaQuesaDeMI
@LaQuesaDeMI Жыл бұрын
Doesn’t mean she needs to reply to him
@milkbucket3526
@milkbucket3526 9 ай бұрын
"How many gamblers put their quarters in your slot machine" bruh 💀 that's too good
@jumahbrady670
@jumahbrady670 7 ай бұрын
Facts 💯
@tjmarx
@tjmarx 6 ай бұрын
This is a normal, mainstream euphemism...
@thesum3312
@thesum3312 4 ай бұрын
She did her father and two brothers... And her uncle.
@Userjaxk
@Userjaxk 4 ай бұрын
Fr
@Supreme40x
@Supreme40x 3 ай бұрын
she begs to differ 😂😅😂
@AbsoluteMotivation
@AbsoluteMotivation Жыл бұрын
The abrupt cut scene after Stevie says ‘I love you’ was hilarious 😂😂
@vunenesephula2563
@vunenesephula2563 Жыл бұрын
@@spanishprisoner dude all you had to do was go past his comment, why are you so bothered what he finds hilarious. It costs absolutely nothing to be nice or polite to others
@robertmendez2293
@robertmendez2293 Жыл бұрын
@@spanishprisoner are you a rere?
@MR-nl8xr
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
She never answered; Stevie dodged a bullet. Hilarious video.
@svensvensson6705
@svensvensson6705 Жыл бұрын
​@@spanishprisoner I'm totally standing behind you on this topic. Someone need to take a stance against the inflation of adverbs. Now days people seem to exaggerate everything just to be heard. I love how Vuene is doing the exact same thing he criticized you for.
@vunenesephula2563
@vunenesephula2563 Жыл бұрын
@@spanishprisoner my point was just that we have different perspectives on everything. What you might not find hilarious, he might. That's all. Also the intent of your response was clearly to be hurtful comparing his sense of humor to an infant. It was uncalled for that's it bro.
@GeminiBites
@GeminiBites Жыл бұрын
You know its a banger when you got Stevie and Nikki in the same video 😂😂
@RobberStormfire
@RobberStormfire Жыл бұрын
They are such a good duo. I love it when Stevie starts going off the rails
@yt_energy
@yt_energy Жыл бұрын
I call them Stevie Nikks
@Eric-jk3oi
@Eric-jk3oi Жыл бұрын
I RIPPED ASS so hard goddamn you should have seen me. just start tearing it up in here. CAN'T BREATHE RIGHT NOW ITS STINKY!!! l'm probably going to go blow out the toilet right now god damn Lord have mercy. hate shit in my pants. Life's not fair
@Eric-jk3oi
@Eric-jk3oi Жыл бұрын
People don't realize that I am RIPPING ASS like no other god. Damn I am blowing this toilet out. This is what happens when you put too much butter on your popcorn. God damn. I am going to rip ass for 5 more minutes.
@user-vd8jp1eo1v
@user-vd8jp1eo1v Жыл бұрын
You mean Snikkies?
@knightx9405
@knightx9405 Жыл бұрын
How many bakers had buttered your biscuits killed me😂😂😂😂😂
@tjmarx
@tjmarx 6 ай бұрын
This is a normal mainstream euphemism...
@Stahl_und_Eisen
@Stahl_und_Eisen 5 ай бұрын
@@tjmarx true
@SibujitHajong
@SibujitHajong 5 ай бұрын
Man that took me out
@janushkumaren
@janushkumaren 5 ай бұрын
😂😂exactly broo….i was bursting in laughter 😂😂😂❤
@andishgh.n9527
@andishgh.n9527 3 ай бұрын
That was awesome😂
@thethreestorms4185
@thethreestorms4185 Жыл бұрын
Nikki's first lines "I should not have had that many sausages at dinner ... Those things were huge!" made me laugh out loud. This crew know how to write a script.
@OverRule1
@OverRule1 Жыл бұрын
Sausage fest
@Asimut30
@Asimut30 Жыл бұрын
He should’ve jumped right in with “Talking of sausages…”
@herrvich
@herrvich Жыл бұрын
Then she only had one sausage at Costco’s that one time when asked about the sausage eating competition. 🤔
@yonggeun4222
@yonggeun4222 Жыл бұрын
@@herrvichso how many guys did she do ffs
@tinychamberz
@tinychamberz Жыл бұрын
really? simple minds...
@Damatovg
@Damatovg Жыл бұрын
Stevie playing the psycho and Nikki being normal is what I didn't know I needed in my life
@SyenPie
@SyenPie Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO THIS!!
@bramposthumus9300
@bramposthumus9300 Жыл бұрын
Shocking, no?
@jamespain2138
@jamespain2138 Жыл бұрын
She’s stupidly hot I don’t kno what it is about her
@naomibelet
@naomibelet Жыл бұрын
@nippynoppus calm down incel
@Liam69696
@Liam69696 Жыл бұрын
@nippynoppus congratulations gurl
@DJ80s
@DJ80s Жыл бұрын
"How many gamblers... have put their quarters... in your slot machine?" 😂🤣😂
@lonewarrior1549
@lonewarrior1549 Жыл бұрын
"How many gamblers put their quarter in your slot machine.." Hilarious 😂
@Robbie_S
@Robbie_S Жыл бұрын
Heard that before many times...think the Garage is the new one which is frikkin hilarious 😂😂😂
@achilloste6265
@achilloste6265 Жыл бұрын
It was probably more than just a quarter... 😂😂
@GizmoMaltese
@GizmoMaltese Жыл бұрын
I think it's the gas station attendants filling up her tank that did it
@lonewarrior1549
@lonewarrior1549 Жыл бұрын
@@GizmoMaltese LOL 😆
@ktolwal
@ktolwal Жыл бұрын
All the world's problems will be solved if women had their body count on their forehead.......(a wise man)
@louissivo9660
@louissivo9660 Жыл бұрын
The scene where he finally burst out and asked her and leading to bakers, attendants, slot machines, ... I just died laughing. How long did that take to film? I can't imagine her holding a straight face during his rant. If she did, truly professional. But that was epic.
@Allagi22
@Allagi22 Жыл бұрын
"Joey Chestnut set the record with 77 hot dogs....could you compete with that??" Just imagine asking your girl that question lmao
@Blox117
@Blox117 Жыл бұрын
average ♀ in 2023: "im offended... that you think its that low"
@mealovesyu
@mealovesyu Жыл бұрын
@@Blox117 🤦🏻‍♀️
@garethb1961
@garethb1961 Жыл бұрын
It was actually 76, slut shamer.
@FullMetalRedfield
@FullMetalRedfield Жыл бұрын
@@Blox117 I've been on the internet for a very long time, there is no way, ever, in any circumstance you don't come off as a cringy moron saying that.
@MR-nl8xr
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
" I just wana know how many people have lived in my house, before I live in it "
@gregritferdjr
@gregritferdjr Жыл бұрын
“But I had to know, had to know” I DIED😭😂
@INSTAKILLA
@INSTAKILLA Жыл бұрын
Worth it
@Mythos0187
@Mythos0187 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@darkglobe406
@darkglobe406 Жыл бұрын
you always want to know :D of course if its just some random hookup than you don´t care , but if you are seeing someone for lets say half a year or longer and you are already introducing each other to your parents etc you want to know those kind of things . of course it will drive the wedge between you probably but you just have to ask :D
@frozello14
@frozello14 Жыл бұрын
Eternal question of stuff that do you really want to know, why it's funny skit though.
@forcecalibration924
@forcecalibration924 Жыл бұрын
😂
@daith_izumi
@daith_izumi Жыл бұрын
Stevie is so good with the analogies💀💀💀
@smaze1782
@smaze1782 Жыл бұрын
Definitely one of your best skits Stevie. Absolutely hilarious. The chemistry between you two is incredible.
@delilahknight6068
@delilahknight6068 8 ай бұрын
Canes suck😝
@kieronrana5233
@kieronrana5233 Жыл бұрын
'it's a very normal thing to ask' 'you need to coax it out of her'
@Blox117
@Blox117 Жыл бұрын
i prefer beating it outta em but thats just me
@kieronrana5233
@kieronrana5233 Жыл бұрын
@@Blox117 same tbh
@DemocracyManifest
@DemocracyManifest Жыл бұрын
Someone needs to create Cuntfax; the detailed history of your new ride.
@KTS_85
@KTS_85 Ай бұрын
“You gotta wrap the dog’s pill in cheese”
@robertharte4
@robertharte4 7 ай бұрын
It has nothing to do with insecurity guys. Past behavior is the number one predictor of future behavior. I need to know if I'm about to commit my health, time, reputation, and resources to a low value person. If this person has been giving it away for free, why am I the one now paying for all the good times others have had?
@eagleeyemind4800
@eagleeyemind4800 16 күн бұрын
Good message but everyone wants to stay on the carnival ride
@sluxi
@sluxi Жыл бұрын
One of the best for sure. I absolutely love the whole cast in this. Always love seeing a skit with Nikki and Stevie but I think Alex did a great job too.
@akashvyas5070
@akashvyas5070 Жыл бұрын
i really like the longer style content, it feels more like a short film. i really like how you guys are able to create a whole story and have time for acting and twists and turns, i really liked the acting in this video. looking forward to seeing more of what you have! best of luck
@officialaustenmorpho3224
@officialaustenmorpho3224 Жыл бұрын
yea at first i was turned off by it, then i remembered this group are comedic geniuses. cant wait for the movie
@JamieJobb
@JamieJobb 11 ай бұрын
Great job of taking a bunch of metaphors and running them in the all-together! Keep it up!
@BenChaverin
@BenChaverin Жыл бұрын
Stevie does the best insecure guy ever
@rejuvenator8966
@rejuvenator8966 Жыл бұрын
He's not insecure, he's not like other guys. But he had to know, had to know
@oxiary
@oxiary Жыл бұрын
@@rejuvenator8966 he just wanted to how how many bakers have butter her biscuits
@501yogesh
@501yogesh Жыл бұрын
He just wanted to know how many flights have landed on her runway
@megagigachad69
@megagigachad69 Жыл бұрын
Lifetime method actor
@rejuvenator8966
@rejuvenator8966 Жыл бұрын
@@oxiary yes he is very enthusiastic about bakery 🧁
@MicahPotts
@MicahPotts Жыл бұрын
Stevie's gettin' SWOL. Keep on brudda!
@suicune456789
@suicune456789 Жыл бұрын
Lol, i thought i saw some flexing here and there! Good for him!
@The_Great_Beyond
@The_Great_Beyond Жыл бұрын
He working out and eatin good!
@ericr1324
@ericr1324 Жыл бұрын
Steve's getting hungry?😂😂😂
@thewidepeepos
@thewidepeepos Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@iblockthxt4433
@iblockthxt4433 Жыл бұрын
I always like how the girls are acting with you Stevie, PERFECT.
@Butcho22
@Butcho22 Жыл бұрын
Stevie's facial expressions all throughout are top notch 🤣
@michaelotis223
@michaelotis223 Жыл бұрын
A modern day Chandler Bing
@aquamarine99911
@aquamarine99911 Жыл бұрын
Typically brilliant, with a great yet deranged performance by Stevie. Nice to see Nikki play normal all the way through. Half-way in, I thought the twist was going to be that Nikki knew exactly what he was getting at, and later bragged to a friend that she had successfully managed to avoid answering.
@KTM-therapy
@KTM-therapy Жыл бұрын
I recently discovered these guys via the Facebook shorts. I'm *really* impressed with the acting, writing and overall production value. These guys are good!
@anonmeatcheesebun
@anonmeatcheesebun Жыл бұрын
"I love y-" Oh my god Nikki killed being normal and Stevie was fucking hilarious. Haven't laughed this hard in a while!
@nuclearpugg
@nuclearpugg Жыл бұрын
He was definitely right about her lmao
@boi5778
@boi5778 Жыл бұрын
"how many bakers have buttered your biscuits" 😭
@freewilldummies1603
@freewilldummies1603 Жыл бұрын
Whole factory was made down there lmao 😂😅😅🤗.
@bendover7841
@bendover7841 Жыл бұрын
It was a baker's dozen
@vanessaanders1619
@vanessaanders1619 Жыл бұрын
that part was hilarious 😂
@moldycheese135
@moldycheese135 Жыл бұрын
4:35 had me dead with the "No." My man was done 😂
@mryeetproductions
@mryeetproductions Жыл бұрын
She is a train conductor 😂
@dnahva8965
@dnahva8965 Жыл бұрын
😂
@noobslayer6915
@noobslayer6915 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@jamesgunn1560
@jamesgunn1560 Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooooooo
@Smitty.Bacall
@Smitty.Bacall Жыл бұрын
Savage 😅
@ADBorrego
@ADBorrego Жыл бұрын
If this isn't proof that Nikki could pull off a romantic comedy movie, I don't know what is. These two need to do a movie.
@NashvillePastaman
@NashvillePastaman 9 ай бұрын
Drinking coffee at the water cooler….. clearly two guys who have never worked in an office!!!
@saynotoreligion
@saynotoreligion Жыл бұрын
Duets like Stevie and Nikki are made in heaven
@kagsu
@kagsu Жыл бұрын
joj-
@greymeshmask551
@greymeshmask551 Жыл бұрын
So what’s your body count?
@CesarGarcia-nd5xz
@CesarGarcia-nd5xz Жыл бұрын
Man, the chemistry between these 2 is just awesome
@infj4w511
@infj4w511 11 ай бұрын
What you've got to do is to ask her about the stories she had with them, instead of the number. Take interest in her experiences instead of the number. Then you could slip the question into that conversation. And then just ask it directly.
@SuccMunkey
@SuccMunkey Жыл бұрын
This is the highest quality skit channel I've ever seen! You guys need to make feature length films for real
@superman9772
@superman9772 Жыл бұрын
i agree that crew has been making high quality skits for so long ... it's kinda of amazing that somewhere they don't make a movie
@Phantom109
@Phantom109 Жыл бұрын
Its in the works I think
@coleminnich1734
@coleminnich1734 Жыл бұрын
you never heard of smosh
@E50AK
@E50AK Жыл бұрын
They were making a movie. They even asked for donations from the audience. Don't know if it came to be tho. This was about 2 years ago, sometime in 2020 or 21.
@dildeep96
@dildeep96 Жыл бұрын
It’s in the works
@CMT-p6q
@CMT-p6q Жыл бұрын
Stevie this is another smash hit, I laughed so hard, everyone's acting was awesome.
@jaydenhansen7611
@jaydenhansen7611 Жыл бұрын
This is shot so well, love the production behind this. Always a slapper!
@PhantomWolf4130
@PhantomWolf4130 Жыл бұрын
3:34 that look of disappointment was so spot on its fucking hilarious
@pradeepvincentmusic
@pradeepvincentmusic Жыл бұрын
What can I say? Writing, acting, editing... everything is just too damn good.
@jeaton7168
@jeaton7168 Жыл бұрын
The cut back to the office was perfect 😂😂😂
@GILLBERT97
@GILLBERT97 Жыл бұрын
I love that I got an ad for carfax on this video
@buzztrucker
@buzztrucker Жыл бұрын
I love when Stevie and Nikki do collabs. Their synergy and chemistry are fantastic doing these funny vids. I knew it was going to end up with a break up. I want to see a vid on Nikki's channel where it's "When You Ask Your Guy His Body Count" and it's just flipped roles.
@mealovesyu
@mealovesyu Жыл бұрын
Yeah! This was really funny and well produced!
@echo-channel77
@echo-channel77 Жыл бұрын
It wouldn't make any sense reversed in general b/c men and women value different things. Women don't care about a man's past as much as they care about what he can do for her future. It would be like a skit where he is only interested in women over 6 feet tall making 6-figures. It just wouldn't make any sense.
@mariasanu304
@mariasanu304 Жыл бұрын
The number of people in the comments that just assume that most/all women don’t care about body count
@davesravens47
@davesravens47 Жыл бұрын
Women care about it too. Guys just view it from an insecurity standpoint whereas women probably view it as an immaturity standpoint.
@thegame2079
@thegame2079 9 ай бұрын
@davesravens47 They definitely don’t care about it as much as guys do
@timons777
@timons777 Жыл бұрын
Finally - they are making video together! I love this duo. Perfect chemistry.
@VIKINGHUN
@VIKINGHUN Жыл бұрын
Finally? There's a few of them and one has two million views...
@Alexander-dt8sk
@Alexander-dt8sk Жыл бұрын
"So you've taken attendance, right?" ROFLMAO!
@starxignite498
@starxignite498 Жыл бұрын
She:Talk about the sausages? He: well kind of 😂😂😂😂😂
@RonLawrence-ut2yr
@RonLawrence-ut2yr 5 ай бұрын
Yeah - that was a great line delivered perfectly . Stevie said it with a straight face . Killed me 😂😂
@RonLawrence-ut2yr
@RonLawrence-ut2yr 5 ай бұрын
If these two could work together on a full length comedy and keep their high caliber chemistry and perfect character acting. It would be a huge success- way funnier than anything Hollywood has put out in a long time . Their tone is so realistic , and they seem to instantly read each other’s 😂😂facial cues intimately. Both of their facial expressions are a huge part of the skits dynamic . Very , very entertaining.
@sinclairj7492
@sinclairj7492 Жыл бұрын
She acted so clueless that it spelled guilt all over her face
@fuerstmetternich1997
@fuerstmetternich1997 Жыл бұрын
Why guilt? There is nothing to feel guilty about.
@jsmith7888
@jsmith7888 Жыл бұрын
@@fuerstmetternich1997 Yes there is. Men are still the ones expected to make the first move and take girls on dates and pay for them etc. Why would a guy want to put all that effort in with a girl who is 15 mens one night fling that they didnt want to see again. Theres also studies showing women with more bodies are less faithful as they have had to many connections with guys
@fuerstmetternich1997
@fuerstmetternich1997 Жыл бұрын
@@jsmith7888 Most men want a fling first of all and second of all thats one factor out of a million. So the likelyhood of cheating is a bit higher so what? There are so many things that are way bigger red flags than a body count.
@lonewanderer4207
@lonewanderer4207 Жыл бұрын
​@@jsmith7888 spot on and based
@DurangoC
@DurangoC Жыл бұрын
Wow. So you’re actually the clown in that skit!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I guess the satire was too subtle for ya, huh? Good luck with you life in mom’s basement
@golu_badbola
@golu_badbola Жыл бұрын
I love this actress. She's great in every skit.
@alexhurt7919
@alexhurt7919 Жыл бұрын
Are we pretending like body count doesn't matter?
@JohnBrown-vx3rx
@JohnBrown-vx3rx Жыл бұрын
it doesnt?
@geroldas
@geroldas Жыл бұрын
Actually it does. Just like many other things, depending on what you're looking for. I did, I wouldn't have asked her to be my wife otherwise.
@eyob7549
@eyob7549 Жыл бұрын
@@JohnBrown-vx3rx That what a simp would say...
@Sanguinarius9999
@Sanguinarius9999 Жыл бұрын
It matters for both parties the lower the better for both parties. The problem is that many people, both men and women, think high body count for men is a good thing. It's not.
@thrallingFRglory
@thrallingFRglory Жыл бұрын
@@JohnBrown-vx3rx It absolutely does. It did for me. It does for many people. Nothing odd with that.
@DarkCavalry1228
@DarkCavalry1228 Жыл бұрын
The look away after “I grew up in Rhode Island” Perfection timing!
@theharshtruthoutthere
@theharshtruthoutthere Жыл бұрын
Truth, which we do not like: - there is no billions of years, there is only 6000 years. - there is no planets, there is only plane knows as EARTH. - there is no cosmos, there is HELL - EARTH - WATERS - THE KINGDOM OF GOD. - there is no evolution, there is the CREATIONS OF GOD. - there is no humans being only carnal being, there is HUMANS - being created after the image of GOD. (Human being = SPIRIT BEING). . the reality is not that live however you like, you still be in heaven. The reality is, COME TO REPENTANCE - BORN AGAIN, DO THE WILL OF GOD = THE NARROW ROAD TO HEAVEN. The truth we don`t like: - we are sinners who are called to repentance and to born again, Luke 13:5 , John 3:7 - we are called back home with renewed minds and hearts, yet many shall reject the calling and perish into the torment. - we live under demonic power, the evil spirits in high places: Ephesians 6:12
@Vladd7
@Vladd7 10 ай бұрын
"How many bakers have buttered your biscuit?"
@philochristos
@philochristos Жыл бұрын
The crazy thing about this skit is that Nikki plays the sane one.
@derrickpurdy7011
@derrickpurdy7011 Жыл бұрын
It's nice to see Nikki isn't as crazy as she used to be.
@andrewdisconnected
@andrewdisconnected Жыл бұрын
she s still crazy on her channel but also funny
@agccallez707
@agccallez707 Жыл бұрын
Best comedic duo. Slappers Only! Keep em coming.
@fmpairsoft9039
@fmpairsoft9039 Жыл бұрын
Stevie's getting big 💯 keep up the good work 💪
@anothergenericgamer_
@anothergenericgamer_ Жыл бұрын
Her expressions are the absolute best
@DavidWinstead
@DavidWinstead 11 ай бұрын
Dang man, that hard cut on "I Love Y..." was perfect!!
@rakshatsrivastav873
@rakshatsrivastav873 Жыл бұрын
Damn. He just keeps getting better and better 😂😂
@SurvivorSpencer
@SurvivorSpencer Жыл бұрын
she was definitely ran through💀
@shred9475
@shred9475 Жыл бұрын
she had trains ran on her
@elduderino7767
@elduderino7767 Жыл бұрын
yeah, when they dance around the question you know the relationship is already over, our fictional insecure guy just dodged a miserable marriage and divorce, good for him
@SurvivorSpencer
@SurvivorSpencer Жыл бұрын
@@elduderino7767 yep
@Blox117
@Blox117 Жыл бұрын
she been ran through more times than a nascar finish line
@mealovesyu
@mealovesyu Жыл бұрын
You missed the joke obviously. He constantly objectified her, didn’t allow to answer, went on a psychotic rant fueled by insecurity and basically had an emotional breakdown over a simple question that he couldn’t even ask her directly. The moral of the story being that insecurity and emotional immaturity is a problem, and that it leads many people to push others away. That relationship was clearly never going to go anywhere if he was going to continue with outbursts over the smallest things. It’s even sadder when the answer is something like “none” because not only did you make yourself look foolish, you also make people not want to be around you. This unfortunately happened to an acquaintance of mine. But humans will always put feelings before facts and rationality, so their relationships will keep failing miserably. Males are so scared of competing with other males that some of them will become toxic towards women and each other. Obsession with “body count” is the first step to being a convicted sex offender.
@JoelGorostieta
@JoelGorostieta 3 ай бұрын
if she wouldn’t tell me, id just break up with her.
@CKpremium1992
@CKpremium1992 Жыл бұрын
this channel is satirical gold
@polyscient
@polyscient Жыл бұрын
Seeing Nikki as the sane one is a jarring change of character! That was awesome!
@maherabdu5358
@maherabdu5358 Жыл бұрын
if a woman wont share the bodycount with his future husband then she isnt sane. She has baggage
@teledua8668
@teledua8668 Жыл бұрын
U know she's a red flag when she keeps ignoring the question😂😂😂😂but always love this two together they're the best😂😂😂😂😂and who writes their scripts?? Hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rea9473
@rea9473 Жыл бұрын
"How many cars have parked in your garage" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 I can't take it anymore
@basketanand
@basketanand Жыл бұрын
Happy for Uncle Nick too. Also, Nikki as straight man is so weird. Didn’t expect that going into the video but from the set up absolutely saw it coming and loved it
@derekderek2570
@derekderek2570 2 ай бұрын
It actually is a huge red flag. My ex had over 100 because she was so insecure she would let guys just use her body. Didn’t know that until many months in and thought I was secure about it but when we split she just went back to old habits. Chubby girls man… can’t live with them can’t live without them
@Freedomlives33
@Freedomlives33 2 ай бұрын
It matters for both genders. It's gross.
@handcanterase4996
@handcanterase4996 Жыл бұрын
“It’s not about the number, it’s just knowing” hahaha
@RG-tt1ru
@RG-tt1ru Жыл бұрын
Whenever someone says it's not about the number, it's about the number.
@sa34w
@sa34w Жыл бұрын
@@RG-tt1ru it’s also about the number, too many miles is not too good for taking it to the next step
@p0intblAnkwaziT
@p0intblAnkwaziT Жыл бұрын
It has nothing to do with being insecure. Who ever invented that idea is a psychopath. Low body count is conducive to long-term para bonding. It's super important...
@95shagginwagon67
@95shagginwagon67 Жыл бұрын
Let’s lump all the cancel queens and JustPearlyNecklaces people together and stick them on an island. That way they can ruin comment sections in a confined and safe environment where EVERYBODY has a low body count. Comedy sketches will be taken literally by all, and nothing will be enjoyed ❤❤❤
@Americanheld
@Americanheld Жыл бұрын
100%
@uchiwamadara4614
@uchiwamadara4614 Жыл бұрын
probably a 304 who came up with this idea
@p0intblAnkwaziT
@p0intblAnkwaziT Жыл бұрын
@@uchiwamadara4614 Fact.
@d_pratik1
@d_pratik1 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it was one of those feminists who deny every credible piece of information ever if it doesn't make them "feel" good
@mehmetoguzyardimci8598
@mehmetoguzyardimci8598 7 ай бұрын
The number needs to be publicized right now!
@kdeeznuttz
@kdeeznuttz Жыл бұрын
These are questions that must be asked. You don't want to end up with retired Miss Gangbang.
@aliensoup2420
@aliensoup2420 Жыл бұрын
Would you prefer someone that wasn't retired?
@roumyapratapsingh3514
@roumyapratapsingh3514 Жыл бұрын
@@aliensoup2420 or someone who didn't start at all...?
@ziscode1981
@ziscode1981 Жыл бұрын
@@aliensoup2420 someone got personally offended :O
@ryank2465
@ryank2465 Жыл бұрын
always gotta have some incel writing his manifesto in the comments
@elduderino7767
@elduderino7767 Жыл бұрын
​@@ryank2465 excessive previous sexual partners mentally screws you up, pair-bonding is less likely the more you have, it's a great predictor for divorce if you are thinking of getting serious it's not a bad idea to try and figure a ballpark, better to find out now rather then a miserable marriage / divorce later
@ticenits1926
@ticenits1926 Жыл бұрын
wow this was outstanding, glad i stumbled upon your channel, cant wait to see your work
@joelissert1042
@joelissert1042 2 ай бұрын
Stevie U Rock! U are the best short clip master i’ve seen. Ur supporting actors are flawless. Ur content and originality is unmatched!!!
@TrueDaturaMindNz
@TrueDaturaMindNz Жыл бұрын
If a girls doesn't tell you before the relationship than its over 10
@dennisrobinson8008
@dennisrobinson8008 Жыл бұрын
in the modern era 10 is extremely low and almost a Virgin.
@votewaldo9876
@votewaldo9876 5 ай бұрын
10? Most women in their 30s have well over 30. But they’ll always lie.
@jasonmcinerney206
@jasonmcinerney206 Жыл бұрын
So you've taken attendance. LMAO
@JerseySinCMD
@JerseySinCMD 20 күн бұрын
6:10 🤣 "I don't care" but also "so what's the number" 🤣
@Butcho22
@Butcho22 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else still want to know what her fictional body count is? 🤣
@elduderino7767
@elduderino7767 Жыл бұрын
she told you the instant she danced around the question
@rogerm3708
@rogerm3708 Жыл бұрын
If she hesitates, it's too high to marry her or even consider her a girlfriend any longer beyond when she decides, it's just not your turn anymore
@cold4882
@cold4882 Жыл бұрын
Atleast she had some integrity in not lying. Girls these days will say 5 when they mean 50. It’s pointless to ask, better to fish the number out from her friends or from her when she’s drunk one day.
@whimsicaldaffodil3752
@whimsicaldaffodil3752 Жыл бұрын
@@rogerm3708 why?
@rogerm3708
@rogerm3708 Жыл бұрын
​@@whimsicaldaffodil3752 Women with high #'s who settle, are just using a long relationship like a pit stop. To refuel resources and recover the confidence they lost chasing Chad and Tyrone, so they can go back out and do it again
@kaizokuoni652
@kaizokuoni652 Жыл бұрын
I love your work man seriously your videos are top tier. Keep it up my guy
@MrSatchelpack
@MrSatchelpack 2 ай бұрын
Sorry, but body count matters. If you're guy 51, the likelihood that you're THE one for her is slim to none. You're just Mr. Right Now. If she doesn't want to say because she doesn't want to be "judged", then it's definitely high enough that she's uncomfortable to say. Yes guys judge. It's to protect their time and commitment.
@Freedomlives33
@Freedomlives33 2 ай бұрын
Definitely matters for both genders.
@YamzieMoyo
@YamzieMoyo Жыл бұрын
1:40 "Did somebody die in there" xD I took that too literally.
@lostmanghost5040
@lostmanghost5040 10 ай бұрын
Me too bruh me too
@bearsrepublic34
@bearsrepublic34 Жыл бұрын
SO WE DONT EVEN GET TO KNOW HOW MANY
@chandie5298
@chandie5298 Жыл бұрын
dozens and dozens and dozens......and dozens
@violetbunny1457
@violetbunny1457 Жыл бұрын
Thousands broda... thousands
@ha-kh7ef
@ha-kh7ef Жыл бұрын
I know a girl who had 20 before she was 19.
@violetbunny1457
@violetbunny1457 Жыл бұрын
@@ha-kh7ef HAHAHAH
@yeahyeah9869
@yeahyeah9869 Жыл бұрын
@@ha-kh7ef wtf, i don't think that's possible unless she's a prostitute
@saiteja-nn9um
@saiteja-nn9um Жыл бұрын
I loved the expressions on stevies face....😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AndrewJDavis
@AndrewJDavis Жыл бұрын
If this wasn't proof that Steve is a genius, then I don't know what is. He grips the viewer with the concept of figuring out that number just as much as he wants to find out and then never finds out, just like us.
@NagySzentAntal
@NagySzentAntal Жыл бұрын
How is Stevie somehow so awkward and so confident at the same time
@akashmaurya7676
@akashmaurya7676 Жыл бұрын
It should be normalised for a guy to ask his girl about her history And body count does Matter .
@greenthumb7405
@greenthumb7405 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for keeping up the OG style of KZbin skits. Brings back memories
@myairspace3xx
@myairspace3xx Жыл бұрын
How many landed on your runway? Domestic and International.? Props or Jumbo jets?
@Pele-speak
@Pele-speak 10 ай бұрын
She didn't say anything so it defaults to a million
@AeroInspire
@AeroInspire Жыл бұрын
His facial expression at 4:22 had me rolling, this is hilarious!
@jonathanwilkins2388
@jonathanwilkins2388 Жыл бұрын
I was SURE he would say...if you were Santa, how many gifts have been in your bag 😂😂
@freewilldummies1603
@freewilldummies1603 Жыл бұрын
Somebody on the naughty list this year coming up lol 😂.
@olliverklozov2789
@olliverklozov2789 Жыл бұрын
"How many chimneys have you slid down?"
@santhoshksubramanian6074
@santhoshksubramanian6074 Жыл бұрын
6:34 My guy changed races and gender at the same time! Hilarious Stevie! 🤣
@worm4254
@worm4254 Жыл бұрын
She masterfully avoids the question lmao
@Cosmo-Kramer
@Cosmo-Kramer Жыл бұрын
Amazing, once again! So effin' funny, you two!! I'm not gonna lie, though, the ending _was_ frustrating because...well...I really wanna *_know_* Nikki's number.
@tylermokarry9731
@tylermokarry9731 Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Nikki to go crazy but then stevie went crazy lol so classic
@Mahealthmatters
@Mahealthmatters Жыл бұрын
“It’s not gonna bother me because IM SeCuRE!” Standing ovation for this whole SKIT ❤
@ashleighelizabeth5916
@ashleighelizabeth5916 Жыл бұрын
Having lived with somebody who was seriously unstable mentally, these vids hit a little too close to home for me sometimes.
@ditlab2345
@ditlab2345 Жыл бұрын
0:22 ".....I'm sorry" gets me every time
@Coudy_the_Cat
@Coudy_the_Cat Жыл бұрын
Stevie is killing it 🤣🤣
@jyotin16
@jyotin16 Жыл бұрын
Stevie and Nikki together in a skit, let's go 🎉🔥❤️
@alisonsilvestre3256
@alisonsilvestre3256 Жыл бұрын
This question has to be asked to be honest, people don't realize how important it is for men to know that information.
@kaidne
@kaidne Жыл бұрын
Nothing insecure about wanting to know that. It says a lot about how you view sex, about self restraint etcetera. I think men and women should both discuss their views on this before getting into a relationship.
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