What's Your Body Count?

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[@milkbucket3526]

"How many gamblers put their quarters in your slot machine" bruh 💀 that's too good

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@indianmota]

Plot twist- She knew exactly what he was trying to say, and she was still counting in her head when the skit finished!

[@theprinceofcrows8691]

I thought that was going to be the way it played out too. Especially when she brought up her uncle.

[@Blox117]

plot twist - the average real ♀ does the same, but she isn't joking

[@FooTude]

Most funny is he has to dance around the truth, if a WOMAN is WOMAN she will be proud of her past. Mean while an Adult child will get offended. Be a MAN ask for the truth and move on.

[@technocoh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LaQuesaDeMI]

Doesn’t mean she needs to reply to him

[@knightx9405]

How many bakers had buttered your biscuits killed me😂😂😂😂😂

[@smaze1782]

Definitely one of your best skits Stevie. Absolutely hilarious. The chemistry between you two is incredible.

[@delilahknight6068]

Canes suck😝

[@thethreestorms4185]

Nikki's first lines "I should not have had that many sausages at dinner ... Those things were huge!" made me laugh out loud. This crew know how to write a script.

[@OverRule1]

Sausage fest

[@Asimut30]

He should’ve jumped right in with “Talking of sausages…”

[@lumil_2050]

Then she only had one sausage at Costco’s that one time when asked about the sausage eating competition. 🤔

[@yonggeun4222]

@@lumil_2050so how many guys did she do ffs

[@tinychamberz]

really? simple minds...

[@Damatovg]

Stevie playing the psycho and Nikki being normal is what I didn't know I needed in my life

[@SyenPie]

LMFAOOOO THIS!!

[@bramposthumus9300]

Shocking, no?

[@jamespain2138]

She’s stupidly hot I don’t kno what it is about her

[@naomibelet]

@nippynoppus calm down incel

[@Liam69696]

@@nippynoppus congratulations gurl

[@DJ80s]

"How many gamblers... have put their quarters... in your slot machine?" 😂🤣😂

[@JamieJobb]

Great job of taking a bunch of metaphors and running them in the all-together! Keep it up!

[@artisan9723]

man they’re both great actors individually, but their chemistry together is FANTASTIC

[@ilevitatecs2]

Well Stevie is a visionary, and he’s paved the path for her but she’s come around really well

[@PlebeianKilo]

All three together is always the best content

[@silverhetch3383]

@@PlebeianKilo dont forget trevor

[@salninethousand2496]

Actor and actress.

[@Frankincensedjb123]

Simp

[@lonewarrior1549]

"How many gamblers put their quarter in your slot machine.." Hilarious 😂

[@Robbie_S]

Heard that before many times...think the Garage is the new one which is frikkin hilarious 😂😂😂

[@achilloste6265]

It was probably more than just a quarter... 😂😂

[@GizmoMaltese]

I think it's the gas station attendants filling up her tank that did it

[@lonewarrior1549]

@@GizmoMaltese LOL 😆

[@ktolwal]

All the world's problems will be solved if women had their body count on their forehead.......(a wise man)

[@KTM-therapy]

I recently discovered these guys via the Facebook shorts. I'm *really* impressed with the acting, writing and overall production value. These guys are good!

[@louissivo9660]

The scene where he finally burst out and asked her and leading to bakers, attendants, slot machines, ... I just died laughing. How long did that take to film? I can't imagine her holding a straight face during his rant. If she did, truly professional. But that was epic.

[@GeminiBites]

You know its a banger when you got Stevie and Nikki in the same video 😂😂

[@RobberStormfire]

They are such a good duo. I love it when Stevie starts going off the rails

[@yt_energy]

I call them Stevie Nikks

[@Eric-jk3oi]

I RIPPED ASS so hard goddamn you should have seen me. just start tearing it up in here. CAN'T BREATHE RIGHT NOW ITS STINKY!!! l'm probably going to go blow out the toilet right now god damn Lord have mercy. hate shit in my pants. Life's not fair

[@Eric-jk3oi]

People don't realize that I am RIPPING ASS like no other god. Damn I am blowing this toilet out. This is what happens when you put too much butter on your popcorn. God damn. I am going to rip ass for 5 more minutes.

[@user-vd8jp1eo1v]

You mean Snikkies?

[@AbsoluteMotivation]

The abrupt cut scene after Stevie says ‘I love you’ was hilarious 😂😂

[@vunenesephula2563]

@@spanishprisoner dude all you had to do was go past his comment, why are you so bothered what he finds hilarious. It costs absolutely nothing to be nice or polite to others

[@robertmendez2293]

@@spanishprisoner are you a rere?

[@MR-nl8xr]

She never answered; Stevie dodged a bullet. Hilarious video.

[@svensvensson6705]

​@@spanishprisoner I'm totally standing behind you on this topic. Someone need to take a stance against the inflation of adverbs. Now days people seem to exaggerate everything just to be heard. I love how Vuene is doing the exact same thing he criticized you for.

[@vunenesephula2563]

@@spanishprisoner my point was just that we have different perspectives on everything. What you might not find hilarious, he might. That's all. Also the intent of your response was clearly to be hurtful comparing his sense of humor to an infant. It was uncalled for that's it bro.

[@ticenits1926]

wow this was outstanding, glad i stumbled upon your channel, cant wait to see your work

[@iblockthxt4433]

I always like how the girls are acting with you Stevie, PERFECT.

[@gregritferdjr]

“But I had to know, had to know” I DIED😭😂

[@INSTAKILLA]

Worth it

[@Logos0187]

😂😂😂

[@darkglobe406]

you always want to know :D of course if its just some random hookup than you don´t care , but if you are seeing someone for lets say half a year or longer and you are already introducing each other to your parents etc you want to know those kind of things . of course it will drive the wedge between you probably but you just have to ask :D

[@frozello14]

Eternal question of stuff that do you really want to know, why it's funny skit though.

[@forcecalibration924]

😂

[@Allagi22]

"Joey Chestnut set the record with 77 hot dogs....could you compete with that??" Just imagine asking your girl that question lmao

[@Blox117]

average ♀ in 2023: "im offended... that you think its that low"

[@mealovesyu]

@@Blox117 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@garethb1961]

It was actually 76, slut shamer.

[@FullMetalRedfield]

@@Blox117 I've been on the internet for a very long time, there is no way, ever, in any circumstance you don't come off as a cringy moron saying that.

[@MR-nl8xr]

" I just wana know how many people have lived in my house, before I live in it "

[@danielsayre3385]

Fantastic skit, I love this so much- subbed

[@daith_izumi]

Stevie is so good with the analogies💀💀💀

[@SuccMunkey]

This is the highest quality skit channel I've ever seen! You guys need to make feature length films for real

[@superman9772]

i agree that crew has been making high quality skits for so long ... it's kinda of amazing that somewhere they don't make a movie

[@Phantom109]

Its in the works I think

[@coleminnich1734]

you never heard of smosh

[@E50AK]

They were making a movie. They even asked for donations from the audience. Don't know if it came to be tho. This was about 2 years ago, sometime in 2020 or 21.

[@dildeep96]

It’s in the works

[@kieronrana5233]

'it's a very normal thing to ask' 'you need to coax it out of her'

[@Blox117]

i prefer beating it outta em but thats just me

[@kieronrana5233]

@@Blox117 same tbh

[@DemocracyManifest]

Someone needs to create Cuntfax; the detailed history of your new ride.

[@agccallez707]

Best comedic duo. Slappers Only! Keep em coming.

[@polyscient]

Seeing Nikki as the sane one is a jarring change of character! That was awesome!

[@maherabdu5358]

if a woman wont share the bodycount with his future husband then she isnt sane. She has baggage

[@anonmeatcheesebun]

"I love y-" Oh my god Nikki killed being normal and Stevie was fucking hilarious. Haven't laughed this hard in a while!

[@nuclearpugg]

He was definitely right about her lmao

[@mryeetproductions]

She is a train conductor 😂

[@dnahva8965]

😂

[@noobslayer6915]

Lol

[@jamesgunn1560]

Lmfaoooooooo

[@Smitty.Bacall]

Savage 😅

[@shanecunningham5802]

I love how Nikki Howard has me laughing within 5 seconds of being on screen, lol!

[@Freshadventures_]

You guys should do a full video of bloopers. I would watch the hell out of that sh*t. lol.

[@BenChaverin]

Stevie does the best insecure guy ever

[@rejuvenator8966]

He's not insecure, he's not like other guys. But he had to know, had to know

[@oxiary]

@@rejuvenator8966 he just wanted to how how many bakers have butter her biscuits

[@501yogesh]

He just wanted to know how many flights have landed on her runway

[@megagigachad69]

Lifetime method actor

[@rejuvenator8966]

@@oxiary yes he is very enthusiastic about bakery 🧁

[@MicahPotts]

Stevie's gettin' SWOL. Keep on brudda!

[@suicune456789]

Lol, i thought i saw some flexing here and there! Good for him!

[@The_Great_Beyond]

He working out and eatin good!

[@ericr1324]

Steve's getting hungry?😂😂😂

[@thewidepeepos]

😂😂😂

[@moldycheese135]

4:35 had me dead with the "No." My man was done 😂

[@golu_badbola]

I love this actress. She's great in every skit.

[@Butcho22]

Stevie's facial expressions all throughout are top notch 🤣

[@michaelotis223]

A modern day Chandler Bing

[@boi5778]

"how many bakers have buttered your biscuits" 😭

[@freewilldummies1603]

Whole factory was made down there lmao 😂😅😅🤗.

[@bendover7841]

It was a baker's dozen

[@vanessaanders1619]

that part was hilarious 😂

[@Egroj.]

Your bloops are hilarious man

[@saiteja-nn9um]

I loved the expressions on stevies face....😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sluxi]

One of the best for sure. I absolutely love the whole cast in this. Always love seeing a skit with Nikki and Stevie but I think Alex did a great job too.

[@aquamarine99911]

Typically brilliant, with a great yet deranged performance by Stevie. Nice to see Nikki play normal all the way through. Half-way in, I thought the twist was going to be that Nikki knew exactly what he was getting at, and later bragged to a friend that she had successfully managed to avoid answering.

[@tedakamitang99]

Always making great quality videos!

[@PeanutButterNJellyfishSandwich]

That was genuinely really good. Felt like it was part of a film or tv show.

[@akashvyas5070]

i really like the longer style content, it feels more like a short film. i really like how you guys are able to create a whole story and have time for acting and twists and turns, i really liked the acting in this video. looking forward to seeing more of what you have! best of luck

[@officialaustenmorpho3224]

yea at first i was turned off by it, then i remembered this group are comedic geniuses. cant wait for the movie

[@starxignite498]

She:Talk about the sausages? He: well kind of 😂😂😂😂😂

[@benjaminfaurer3264]

You guys are a charm. Haha love these!

[@rudolphmiller3111]

Actually enjoyed this all the way to the end. Good stuff

[@jeaton7168]

The cut back to the office was perfect 😂😂😂

[@ADBorrego]

If this isn't proof that Nikki could pull off a romantic comedy movie, I don't know what is. These two need to do a movie.

[@Coudy_the_Cat]

Stevie is killing it 🤣🤣

[@Mahealthmatters]

“It’s not gonna bother me because IM SeCuRE!” Standing ovation for this whole SKIT ❤

[@sinclairj7492]

She acted so clueless that it spelled guilt all over her face

[@armingleiner5292]

Why guilt? There is nothing to feel guilty about.

[@jsmith7888]

@@armingleiner5292 Yes there is. Men are still the ones expected to make the first move and take girls on dates and pay for them etc. Why would a guy want to put all that effort in with a girl who is 15 mens one night fling that they didnt want to see again. Theres also studies showing women with more bodies are less faithful as they have had to many connections with guys

[@armingleiner5292]

@@jsmith7888 Most men want a fling first of all and second of all thats one factor out of a million. So the likelyhood of cheating is a bit higher so what? There are so many things that are way bigger red flags than a body count.

[@lonewanderer4207]

​@@jsmith7888 spot on and based

[@DurangoC]

Wow. So you’re actually the clown in that skit!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I guess the satire was too subtle for ya, huh? Good luck with you life in mom’s basement

[@SurvivorSpencer]

she was definitely ran through💀

[@shred9475]

she had trains ran on her

[@elduderino7767]

yeah, when they dance around the question you know the relationship is already over, our fictional insecure guy just dodged a miserable marriage and divorce, good for him

[@SurvivorSpencer]

@@elduderino7767 yep

[@Blox117]

she been ran through more times than a nascar finish line

[@mealovesyu]

You missed the joke obviously. He constantly objectified her, didn’t allow to answer, went on a psychotic rant fueled by insecurity and basically had an emotional breakdown over a simple question that he couldn’t even ask her directly. The moral of the story being that insecurity and emotional immaturity is a problem, and that it leads many people to push others away. That relationship was clearly never going to go anywhere if he was going to continue with outbursts over the smallest things. It’s even sadder when the answer is something like “none” because not only did you make yourself look foolish, you also make people not want to be around you. This unfortunately happened to an acquaintance of mine. But humans will always put feelings before facts and rationality, so their relationships will keep failing miserably. Males are so scared of competing with other males that some of them will become toxic towards women and each other. Obsession with “body count” is the first step to being a convicted sex offender.

[@Alexander-dt8sk]

"So you've taken attendance, right?" ROFLMAO!

[@alexcrawford5350]

4:55 Ha, that idea-lightbulb head turn.

[@kdeeznuttz]

These are questions that must be asked. You don't want to end up with retired Miss Gangbang.

[@aliensoup2420]

Would you prefer someone that wasn't retired?

[@roumyapratapsingh3514]

@@aliensoup2420 or someone who didn't start at all...?

[@ziscode1981]

@@aliensoup2420 someone got personally offended :O

[@ryank2465]

always gotta have some incel writing his manifesto in the comments

[@elduderino7767]

​@@ryank2465 excessive previous sexual partners mentally screws you up, pair-bonding is less likely the more you have, it's a great predictor for divorce if you are thinking of getting serious it's not a bad idea to try and figure a ballpark, better to find out now rather then a miserable marriage / divorce later

[@handcanterase4996]

“It’s not about the number, it’s just knowing” hahaha

[@RG-tt1ru]

Whenever someone says it's not about the number, it's about the number.

[@sa34w]

@@RG-tt1ru it’s also about the number, too many miles is not too good for taking it to the next step

[@rickduggal192]

i need nikki in every stevie's video her charm and energy is still there even is she is not playing weird.

[@PhantomWolf4130]

3:34 that look of disappointment was so spot on its fucking hilarious

[@jaydenhansen7611]

This is shot so well, love the production behind this. Always a slapper!

[@ahmedalsaedi3849]

Stevie this is another smash hit, I laughed so hard, everyone's acting was awesome.

[@Vladd7]

"How many bakers have buttered your biscuit?"

[@aminekostone1411]

that bit "''cos you better get your story straight....mmm-hhmmmm". oh man cracks me up!

[@buzztrucker]

I love when Stevie and Nikki do collabs. Their synergy and chemistry are fantastic doing these funny vids. I knew it was going to end up with a break up. I want to see a vid on Nikki's channel where it's "When You Ask Your Guy His Body Count" and it's just flipped roles.

[@mealovesyu]

Yeah! This was really funny and well produced!

[@echo-channel77]

It wouldn't make any sense reversed in general b/c men and women value different things. Women don't care about a man's past as much as they care about what he can do for her future. It would be like a skit where he is only interested in women over 6 feet tall making 6-figures. It just wouldn't make any sense.

[@mariasanu304]

The number of people in the comments that just assume that most/all women don’t care about body count

[@davesravens47]

Women care about it too. Guys just view it from an insecurity standpoint whereas women probably view it as an immaturity standpoint.

[@thegame2079]

@davesravens47 They definitely don’t care about it as much as guys do

[@pradeepvincentmusic]

What can I say? Writing, acting, editing... everything is just too damn good.

[@DavidWinstead]

Dang man, that hard cut on "I Love Y..." was perfect!!

[@holmes1978]

This is Brilliant !!! You have so much talent Unbelievable Speechless !

[@CesarGarcia-nd5xz]

Man, the chemistry between these 2 is just awesome

[@nikitaleontev2039]

Duets like Stevie and Nikki are made in heaven

[@kagsu]

joj-

[@greymeshmask551]

So what’s your body count?

[@Cobalts_]

My favorite detail in this skit is that at 2:53 after he asked what "the history was like for you," her watch thought he said, "Hey Siri" and started transcribing everything he said 😂

[@allanadan832]

This is my favorite Stevie Emerson video.

[@DarkCavalry1228]

The look away after “I grew up in Rhode Island” Perfection timing!

[@theharshtruthoutthere]

Truth, which we do not like: - there is no billions of years, there is only 6000 years. - there is no planets, there is only plane knows as EARTH. - there is no cosmos, there is HELL - EARTH - WATERS - THE KINGDOM OF GOD. - there is no evolution, there is the CREATIONS OF GOD. - there is no humans being only carnal being, there is HUMANS - being created after the image of GOD. (Human being = SPIRIT BEING). . the reality is not that live however you like, you still be in heaven. The reality is, COME TO REPENTANCE - BORN AGAIN, DO THE WILL OF GOD = THE NARROW ROAD TO HEAVEN. The truth we don`t like: - we are sinners who are called to repentance and to born again, Luke 13:5 , John 3:7 - we are called back home with renewed minds and hearts, yet many shall reject the calling and perish into the torment. - we live under demonic power, the evil spirits in high places: Ephesians 6:12

[@greenthumb7405]

Thanks for keeping up the OG style of KZbin skits. Brings back memories

[@rogerssteve2429]

the triple metaphors in a row was killing~~~,hahaha

[@Grayzful]

These are hilarious great work

[@timons777]

Finally - they are making video together! I love this duo. Perfect chemistry.

[@VIKINGHUN]

Finally? There's a few of them and one has two million views...

[@philochristos]

The crazy thing about this skit is that Nikki plays the sane one.

[@sev8608]

The question planted by the friend ends up ruining his friend's relationship. What a classic LOL

[@saintjames8018]

What makes it so funny is how true it is....

[@kato093]

Nah, it was the fact that during the whole thing, she was counting... And kept counting..

[@jasonmcinerney206]

So you've taken attendance. LMAO

[@anothergenericgamer_]

Her expressions are the absolute best

[@jquinnwilson]

These are so well done dude

[@Alex-m8515]

Bro you always do these so well

[@alexhurt7919]

Are we pretending like body count doesn't matter?

[@JohnBrown-vx3rx]

it doesnt?

[@geroldas]

Actually it does. Just like many other things, depending on what you're looking for. I did, I wouldn't have asked her to be my wife otherwise.

[@eyob7549]

@@JohnBrown-vx3rx That what a simp would say...

[@Sanguinarius9999]

It matters for both parties the lower the better for both parties. The problem is that many people, both men and women, think high body count for men is a good thing. It's not.

[@thrallingFRglory]

@@JohnBrown-vx3rx It absolutely does. It did for me. It does for many people. Nothing odd with that.

[@fmpairsoft9039]

Stevie's getting big 💯 keep up the good work 💪

[@uy8scuty875]

I spilled my food when he said "did somebody die in there?"

[@dunkinherdonut8471]

The out takes are great! I am glad they added it in. 😂

[@bearsrepublic3419]

SO WE DONT EVEN GET TO KNOW HOW MANY

[@chandie5298]

dozens and dozens and dozens......and dozens

[@violetbunny1457]

Thousands broda... thousands

[@ha-kh7ef]

I know a girl who had 20 before she was 19.

[@violetbunny1457]

@@ha-kh7ef HAHAHAH

[@yeahyeah9869]

@@ha-kh7ef wtf, i don't think that's possible unless she's a prostitute

[@kaizokuoni652]

I love your work man seriously your videos are top tier. Keep it up my guy

[@teledua8668]

U know she's a red flag when she keeps ignoring the question😂😂😂😂but always love this two together they're the best😂😂😂😂😂and who writes their scripts?? Hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dahobbyistinc5798]

The german cuisine joke bro 😂😂😂😂

[@p0intblAnkwaziT]

It has nothing to do with being insecure. Who ever invented that idea is a psychopath. Low body count is conducive to long-term para bonding. It's super important...

[@95shagginwagon67]

Let’s lump all the cancel queens and JustPearlyNecklaces people together and stick them on an island. That way they can ruin comment sections in a confined and safe environment where EVERYBODY has a low body count. Comedy sketches will be taken literally by all, and nothing will be enjoyed ❤❤❤

[@Americanheld]

100%

[@uchiwamadara4614]

probably a 304 who came up with this idea

[@p0intblAnkwaziT]

@@uchiwamadara4614 Fact.

[@d_pratik1]

I'm pretty sure it was one of those feminists who deny every credible piece of information ever if it doesn't make them "feel" good

[@Butcho22]

Anyone else still want to know what her fictional body count is? 🤣

[@elduderino7767]

she told you the instant she danced around the question

[@rogerm3708]

If she hesitates, it's too high to marry her or even consider her a girlfriend any longer beyond when she decides, it's just not your turn anymore

[@cold4882]

Atleast she had some integrity in not lying. Girls these days will say 5 when they mean 50. It’s pointless to ask, better to fish the number out from her friends or from her when she’s drunk one day.

[@whimsicaldaffodil3752]

@@rogerm3708 why?

[@rogerm3708]

​@@whimsicaldaffodil3752 Women with high #'s who settle, are just using a long relationship like a pit stop. To refuel resources and recover the confidence they lost chasing Chad and Tyrone, so they can go back out and do it again

[@rednuefil]

Final stage of a argument looked like a scene from some high quality film like Revolutionary Road, it was breathtaking😯

[@CurbYourGames]

Stevie and Nikki are a match made in heaven 😂 😂

[@rakshatsrivastav873]

Damn. He just keeps getting better and better 😂😂

[@deadandgone70]

The high pitched “and that’s the thing sister” 🤣🤣🤣 @6:15

[@keshavnuwal7991]

Always a top notch video

[@infj4w511]

What you've got to do is to ask her about the stories she had with them, instead of the number. Take interest in her experiences instead of the number. Then you could slip the question into that conversation. And then just ask it directly.

[@YamzieMoyo]

1:40 "Did somebody die in there" xD I took that too literally.

[@lostmanghost5040]

Me too bruh me too

[@basketanand]

Happy for Uncle Nick too. Also, Nikki as straight man is so weird. Didn’t expect that going into the video but from the set up absolutely saw it coming and loved it

[@coolhead8686]

"How many bakers have buttered your biscuit?" 😅😅😅😅🤣

[@GILLBERT97]

I love that I got an ad for carfax on this video

[@rea9473]

"How many cars have parked in your garage" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 I can't take it anymore