I'm not sick | Sick Kokichi Ouma x Listener | M4A | Danganronpa

[@yua5104]

Kokichi: Who sleeps at night time Me: well definitely not me

[@PastelDollastic]

I get 0 sleep No sleep gang! 😙✌

[@yua5104]

@@PastelDollastic #nosleepgang 🤪✌

[@annastories.1539]

Yes Definitely Never Like Sleeping 😏👌

[@kel2298]

Its 3 rn haha *e n d m e -*

[@izabellaalloyswife5863]

Get sleep bish

[@nagitokomaedaonthenintendo4111]

plot twist: he's lying about being sick and just wants attention

[@girlboss6959]

THIS.

[@kiribaku5498]

I'm Done

[@quack1fied]

Seems like something he'd do

[@luna-chan2864]

uwu XDDDDD

[@justananimefan4310]

I mean...he would 😭

[@kyoaika1836]

Kokichi: “What kind of leader are you?” Me: “A bad one.” ~~ Me listening for like the fifth time: Kokichi: *Repeatedly saying he isn’t sick* Me: “Are you lying or are you delirious from the sickness?”

[@DisneyHypnoMomma]

Lying ? Or Delirious? *both. He’s lying about not being sick because he’s delirious and can’t remember something that happened two seconds ago*

[@luna-chan2864]

UwU

[@yikesmydude5641]

random headcanon i think everyone would enjoy: Kokichi says when he’s lying as a compulsion because some of his dice members and neurodivergent and cant process tone :) brought to you by a nd person with shit tone processing

[@PGOuma]

Awwww so they can know 😭😭😭💕💕💕 I love that!! I’m nd too

[@luna-chan2864]

:D

[@Alex-vc2vp]

I love it and I have shit tone processing problems because tone goes right over my head

[@McDonaldsEula]

YIPPEE *happy ADHD and Autism noises*

[@ren1770]

Me: **2am, can't sleep and thinks about pulling an all nighter** KylerVA: "Not today" **posts new video**

[@whimsicalfr13]

Nagisa ur epik

[@salaundraross]

Nagisa karma is trying to find you so he can force you to wear a sailor moon outfit i suggest you start running

[@ren1770]

@@salaundraross Oh no.. NOT SAILOR MARS AGAIN

[@salaundraross]

@@ren1770 oh yeah and um hes gotta gun and hes literally yelling that he will kill kokichi snd he will claim.what is his you better calm your manz DOWN

[@ren1770]

@@salaundraross When does Karma do not have a gun with him? Also- WHY KOKICHI?! HE'S BABY

[@nagitokomaedaonthenintendo4111]

kokichi im not si- me immediately: YES YOU ARE

[@femlem7004]

Haha

[@maggot_soop]

lmao 😂

[@luna-chan2864]

:D

[@nagitokomaedaonthenintendo4111]

the little "yup yup" was fUCKING ADORABLE ✋😭

[@clown1082]

I’ve never zoomed to KZbin so quick in my life

[@sabinowskasraka]

0:25 NEE HE HE THIS IS SO CUTE

[@salaundraross]

Nagito.. ._. Go back to hell ❤😃✋❤

[@salaundraross]

I am jk lmao

[@sabinowskasraka]

@@salaundraross LMFAO

[@_Chaos.Crow_]

Stealing my laugh huh? >:(

[@salaundraross]

@@_Chaos.Crow_ Awww dont worry yours is.better since that is your laugh after all 😁

[@JustASillyMeowMeow]

Me:class Also me:gets notification Also also me:I don‘t want to go to class anymore *leaves teams* (I joined back don‘t worry-) Hope you get better Kyler because you‘re not feeling well(well atleast that‘s what the description says-)

[@KoziolKatVA]

Awe thank you! You’re so kind🤍

[@JustASillyMeowMeow]

@@KoziolKatVA the missing gun is always there for anyone who needs help(i don’t care if it’s something like comfort or murder because gun-) ✨

[@luna-chan2864]

Aww wuwuwuwu

[@xinlux7715]

Just read a sad comic about kokichi, and now I get to listen to this to revive my heart 😌 thank you for the mercy

[@Eddie-cd7sn]

I do kinda get angry when someone lies about not being sick- I do care about ppl so yeah-

[@Cubva]

BRO WHEN I SAW THIS I GOT SO EXCITED I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

[@YourMom-jl9dz]

Wait you watch then too😲👌 nice

[@Cubva]

@@YourMom-jl9dz yes! Certified nice 👍 😊

[@luna-chan2864]

XDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDD

[@salaundraross]

Kokichi : i dont need someone like you to help me- Me : ok then let me set the rules 1. You will not contact me in any way 2. You may not come in my dorm 3. No cuddles 4. You may not tell jokes to me 5. You will not hug me 6. You will not flirt with me 7. you will not give me kisses if you plan on doing that anyways. 8. You may not cook me anything nor ask me for help 9. We will never partner when we are trying to find out whos the culprit 10. you may not sneak up and scare me or drag me into your room for no reason and even if your the culprit kill someone else and no purple panta And this is for a week. 😃❤😎😎

[@salaundraross]

@Celestia ludenberg oh yeah 😎

[@gofollowtrinity_simps3786]

Omg he sounds different because he is sick :0 *I AM YOUR DOCTER NOW*

[@YourMom-jl9dz]

😃yes

[@luna-chan2864]

Wuwuwuwuwuw

[@callmetalonpls]

Time to take care of a sick Kokichi ☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆ Make sure you guys are staying hydrated, rested, and eating something if possible! And for Kyler: make sure you're resting, too!

[@deathnoteenglishisntmymoth4873]

"I'm not sick" , that is just what a person who is sick would say

[@Ghost-ou3sl]

*Sees notification and immediately clicks*

[@robloxvibeos_at3amhaha829]

Kokichi: *I'M NOT SICK* 1:54 IM NOT THICK

[@thatsagibae]

Or is he...?🙃🙃🙃

[@luna-chan2864]

XDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@carlalalacandie]

I’m so tired from school. This audio really boosted up my energy for the day, thank you so much! Such perfect timing too 🥺💗

[@aiko1750]

kokichi: cough me cannot go to school in Vietnam because corona: umm uhh aihckwcgkluwd

[@Veivanlobotomy]

Kokichi: I'm not sick Me: I don't give a f , now LAY DOWN

[@qraerae]

i can't find my phone so that's cool. well HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKAN (and my sister.)

[@Kai-em5zt]

I just woke up to this, no more sleep for me

[@brandibabyyy1]

IM SORRY IM LATEE AAAAAA This is so frikin sweet.

[@Neptune.Nebu.Visit..to..space1]

Kokichi:"That was a lie it's night time I just wanted to say good morning because I thought it would be hilarious" me:"But were in a killing game..."

[@newbiegamelover4767]

Kokichi: I tricked you into thinking I was sick! Me: ... including increasing your body temperature?

[@aliensatemykabsa]

Istg everytime I think about kylers audios I see a new video is uploaded , Y’all can call me the manifesting queen 😩🪄🪄

[@PastelDollastic]

Don't worry Nurse Neziko is here!

[@barely_online09987]

◇o◇ Your so pretty!

[@luna-chan2864]

Lets call Mikan uvu

[@sabitotheking1056]

Kokichi: *saying how he's not sick* Me: stubborn bastard

[@MightBe_Emo]

Why am I commenting as Kokichi- ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS This is now of my fav videos

[@MacieFox12]

Kokichi: who even sleeps at night time Me: everyone-💀

[@heartzfromrhamslee]

Whenever I heard the knock I said “Get away 👹👹👹👹”

[@bcnjxi]

yes ouma asmr >:) I'm here

[@bcnjxi]

Im here again i love this😌🤚

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber App‎‎roved ‎

[@g0r354]

OMFG I LOVE UR KOKICHI VOICE SO MUCHO AAAA

[@Heelermom68]

Kokichi”your a silly one you know that?” Me- “yes. And your a checkerboard.”

[@Decayingcandycorn]

Kokichi: who sleeps at nighttime Me: …true…

[@amberdawnmitchell310]

Kokichi:It's none of your business Me:I'm the ultimate doctor yes, it is.(bc I love medical stuff)

[@twiceforice]

Kokichi: I’m not gonna lay in bed all day Me: *get in the bed before I punch you*

[@SadWallet]

*_The Grape boy is here_*

[@Rebbieeeexclamationmark]

PROTECC HIM

[@kyoaika1836]

*You have called the protection squad?*

[@letz_all_quit_the_internet]

@@kyoaika1836*indeed*

[@annastories.1539]

You’re Kokichi Always Light Up My Day..No..All You’re Video Light Up My Day! 🥺🥺 I’m Still Kinda Sick So Me And Kokichi can be sick together Even Though I’m the One Taking Care Of Him And Me! Thanks Kyler! 🤍☺️

[@KoziolKatVA]

Of course lovely!🤍

[@luna-chan2864]

Uwuwuwuwu

[@KrystalFlip]

YOU ARE PHSYCIC!! YOU KNEW I WAS ON A KOKICHI HIGH!! this was fun lmao, i just wanted to pick him up and put him on the bed myself for most of that thank you for the wonderful content again kyler, you phsycic!

[@KrystalFlip]

@Celestia ludenberg i think i saw you somewhere before too! was it a makoto asmr??

[@luna-chan2864]

UvU hehe

[@epicfart7]

Me: you need to lie down Kokichi: NO- Me: Ok *picks up and lies him down*

[@ClaireBear131]

Finally some good food for a Kokichi Simp

[@m0kie_doki3]

Me two seconds ago: Why are all the comments danganronpa fans? In conclusion I am a next level idiot

[@levb0i]

I hope you feel better soon Kyler! ❤

[@KoziolKatVA]

Thank you🤍

[@luna-chan2864]

Uwuwuwuw

[@artisticbunny8346]

Him: if you keep defying me then we’re gonna have a problem Me:oh yea? What are you gonna do, Cough on me? Go to bed

[@Leafy_Kosen]

Just listen.... Sick Shuichi Saihara x listener 🤧👌 . . I really love your voice 🤧😭♥️

[@Leafy_Kosen]

I watched all of your Shuichi Saihara videos.... Cause I love him 😭♥️♥️ and your voice is so calming and cute 🤧👌

[@luna-chan2864]

Nice 7u7

[@Moonsick.Morgan]

Kokichivirus?! 😳

[@molliegangwer3587]

Yes

[@Cubva]

CODE RED‼️‼️ HE HES COVID💥‼️

[@tlousofia]

I LOVE YUR KOKICHI IMPRESION

[@KoziolKatVA]

Thank you!! 🤍

[@tlousofia]

@@KoziolKatVA no problem ^^

[@ember_0853]

me: **has covid** Kokichi: **is sick** me again: *”oH NO DID I GIVE YOU THE CORONA D:”*

[@thatsagibae]

I hope you’re feeling better from being sick!!

[@thatsagibae]

Btw I see you on a whole heap of Kokichi x listener vids😛

[@luna-chan2864]

XDDDDD oh no

[@Buzzybee374]

I'm here to take care of anyone in need! 👍

[@button6945]

Nice thing to wake up in the morning

[@pastelteabiscuits]

Welp- my day got better 😧✨🍇

[@Rose-rs2xs]

* 5 hours ago * Me :Welp- heck ima still enjoy it anyways so eh ➖👄➖

[@digitalhallucinations697]

YOUR PFP IS AMAZING OMFL AHAHAHAHHA

[@Abby_Saupp]

Kokichi: I am NOT sick!! Me: ahem.. MISS GORL-

[@eunoiamorosis]

I'll get sick with kokichi idc

[@luna-chan2864]

XDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDD

[@ekotsuyuri4188]

Awww poor kokichi well at least we took care of him right and thanks for posting this video!❤️❤️❤️❤️ and again how are you feeling? Are you feeling better

[@KoziolKatVA]

I’m feeling a little better! Thank you for asking. You’re so sweet🤍

[@ekotsuyuri4188]

@@KoziolKatVA that’s good! Just make sure to drink water or get a rag and put it on your head if you have a headache ok stay safe ok

[@luna-chan2864]

Wuwuwuwuw cuteee

[@vrbazavada2491]

This triggers my COVID anxiety but I watched it anyway 😌☕️

[@Heelermom68]

“Are you the ultimate nurse?” Me “no I’m the ultimate mom friend.”

[@FurinaKisser]

"No I'm the Ultimate Watcher, your sick-"

[@FutherMuckinHero]

Kokich- don't be the next kaito-✋☠

[@saichi2816]

oH NO-

[@FutherMuckinHero]

@@saichi2816 oh hi emo boi :0

[@saichi2816]

@@FutherMuckinHero ???

[@saichi2816]

@@FutherMuckinHero oh wait nvm-

[@maggot_soop]

kokichi: good morning me: morning my beautiful angel baby

[@maggot_soop]

also another one kokichi: its to hot!🥲😠 me and almost all other kokichi simps: bitch so is u and i ain't complaining ✨😌

[@ren858]

(coughs) “ThAt WaS nOt A CoUgH

[@boafeet3728]

This video made me feel better

[@melodyofnature3493]

Well I woke up this morning and I saw this nofication!! 💖💖😁

[@harukamizzu3737]

Im finally watching your videos again :D And i love the upgrades :> like, the background behind kokichi, something like that dhdgdnej

[@KoziolKatVA]

Awe thank you!

[@feitan_fan_girl5978]

The laugh is so cute omg!

[@Heelermom68]

Kokichi lay down we’ll play checkers using your scarf and just chill so you feel better.

[@Flash_Kat2525]

I'm actually sick right now how didi you

[@Flash_Kat2525]

No I'm actually

[@Flash_Kat2525]

Kyler you goddess

[@PastelDollastic]

Time to take care of you then-

[@Flash_Kat2525]

@@PastelDollastic 😭😭❤❤

[@HeiRinnnn]

Koki:Im not sick Me:Pulls hair* JUST LAY DOWN IDIOT!!

[@no-uz1df]

This made me so happy i-

[@yeah11037]

TIME TO PUT MY HEADPHONES INNNNNNNN

[@neopolitanedits7987]

See kokichi must watch o.o

[@octaviamochizuki7475]

Most of this is just arguing with him about him being sick but I love it

[@Noco-k2o]

Pov:u say good morning at the night and Good evening at the day

[@izabellaalloyswife5863]

I will take care of him!

[@an_enby]

Kokichi: im not sick Me: u r lyin right

[@kiribaku5498]

K: do you ever think I would ever lie to you me: I'm pretty sure you lie like all the time or yeah there is no or

[@Finally_in_reverse]

He got that corona

[@azbukaamm]

And i oop-

[@6aneofmyexistence]

I am also sick i dont have covid- im just sick so I'm glad I found this im also someone who can't sleep alot- and im surprised my school didn't think I had covid, I also had a headache... AND I STILL DO

[@krystal9239]

This is just an idea! (If you want!) Maybe you can make one where kokichi helps listener with insecurities? I think that would be nice! (Again just an idea and keep doing what you do!)

[@Kokoshibo._.]

Kokichi: "Your trying to be helpful?" Me: "WELL AT LEAST I'M TRYING!" (it's just I'm a big thunder and yeah.... That's what I mean with that.. I don't really help much people. Well there are people who I'm helping. Only people I trust.. I also have trust issues. Soo yeah... I hope I explained it good enough..)

[@wendyroseate]

Yes!!!💕💕

[@SHUJIIIIIIII]

Kokichi:"who goes to sleep at night" Me:......true......

[@FurinaKisser]

I remember fighting with kokichi on chai I also remember that I have to gaslight kokichi into thinking I like punishment

[@U2Defender]

Kokichi : There's absoulutly nothing wrong with me Me whose seen the title : hm I doubt it

[@McDonaldsEula]

Kokichi: What are you, the Ultimate Nurse? My Danganronpa oc that works in the medical field: close, but no. (She’s the Ultimate Medical Illustrator)

[@whimsicalfr13]

Hey hey! Are you feeling any better? If not I hope you do soon, It’s horrible being sick T〰T If you can’t post rn that’s totally fine!

[@KoziolKatVA]

I’m still sick but I will be okay! Thank you for your kind words! 🤍

[@luna-chan2864]

XDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDD

[@whimsicalfr13]

@@luna-chan2864 what-

[@LunarVA934]

Me: ok time to get up and get ready for today Kyler VA: nope not today *𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤* Me:*𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞 𝙖𝙨𝙢𝙧* ok one more

[@qraerae]

I found my Phone. :))

[@KoziolKatVA]

That’s great!

[@jelly999.]

Me after the video: finally I got that bich to sleep 🥲😓🥲😓

[@Outtaasighttt]

Awww I love this😭

[@mspianowoman]

woah i’m early

[@Miluzii]

YASSS💕

[@leona_div]

I hope you know that you could do an Sonia voice because you're voice is so calm it reminds me of her

[@felixarlo4210]

54 seconds agooooo 😌🖐