I'm not very good at survival

[@Bee_Warden]

This is the best way to beat a horror movie at its own game. Just pretend to be stupid and dont act like they would expect.

[@Akazzii-_-]

Noted

[@howlrichard1028]

Pretend...?

[@bighed23]

Or just yell at the main villain thinking its your buddy, on why you're wearing the same damn costume. *Halloween Ressurection

[@flamingpaxtsc]

That implies that horror movie characters aren’t stupid in the first place

[@Memelord12345]

just say the most random things that come to mind

[@ChamP10nk1ng]

When the killer begins to realize "this isn't working, maybe i need another hobby"

[@Marisa-u1j]

Fr

[@Xix.q]

lol😭

[@LadyDragonbane]

He should team up with Stanzi's murder character

[@salmabenhayoun5907]

True

[@lasttofirst3335]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MonkeyFun-q6c]

Killer: "turn around" Silvia:*turns around* Killer: "look lower" Silvia: "oh hey your smol😊" Killer: "NO! I'm five foot nine" Caught me laughing at the floor

[@PROPAROXITONO]

- Turn around. *My mind immediately "Bright eyes!"*

[@a.u.g.m.a.s]

“Turn around.” *sees no one* “Look lower!” “OH HEY YOUR SMOL”😂😂😂

[@yourlocalDepressoEspresso]

“Hey ur shmol” Got me rollin🤣🤣

[@the_meme_giver]

Honestly i like short ppl. They cute for some reason

[@sansanichalexandroff8913]

Dallas is definitely gonna need his medic bag to heal those burns.

[@Night16owl]

Silvia - “Are you in the ReFIgERaTor ?” “are you under the PiLlOw ?” “Are you behind this DoOr ?”

[@richardbaines5740]

She’s just so relatable

[@Simply_Juna]

"Aiuto, help" had me rolling on the floor 😂😂

[@SpiritShadowLJ]

Stesso qui.

[@chickennuggets8189]

I love your vids my fav is the simba one

[@iamover186]

Therapist: silvia can’t haunt you. Silvia: PeEkAbOO

[@nurunnaharbaby2435]

The pee ka boo got my dying😂😂

[@mreggo779]

Who knows the mask is Dallas's mask from payday

[@quangvo900]

(What no! I’m 5…. Foot 9!)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BritishMonke542]

Dallas needs a new heist from that burn

[@seansq1ring45]

Are u in da refrigerator 😂😂😂😂😂

[@valeryacarp8629]

"aiuto" 😂

[@eca7773]

God I love her accent ❤

[@around-the-clocktalkwithz8136]

"AH! You're smol!"

[@neverbabysittingagain]

Me: *hangs up* killer: THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS DUMMY🤬”

[@Knight310-m5d]

"No im 5.9ft" 😂😂😂

[@Angel_illager_987]

"Ah hey ur SmOl!!!"

[@rameenfatima9798]

One day I want to be taller than a serial killer that's the biggest god damn flex you can have. Imagine minutes before you get killed all your last words are short jokes

[@Angel10933]

ARE YOU IN THE REFRIGERATOR? 😂

[@Artic_therian]

not the scream movie in the first part

[@ryanwatson2133]

Are you under dat pillow 😂

[@arringtonash]

"Ah! I forgot!" :D

[@MostHatedNerd]

I would be the exact same way

[@GabrielaKozlowska-g1i]

Whats your favourite scary- are you behind thus doir peek a boo Its me again Ah i forgot thats creepy uhh uh Auito help Ah hey your small No im 5foot9 had me dying😂😂

[@vyshnavivinayan4953]

at this point, Silvia will kill the killer with her unfunny jokes 💀

[@yahyououlmi2777]

Dallas really changed after the release of payday 3

[@Veaxzn22]

Aw hey, your smol🤣

[@Yehonatan521]

Im in love

[@Gamer-jz4fl]

Hey, your smol Hey I'm 5 foot nine

[@jeronnbowser9736]

Peek a boo 👻 😂😂😂

[@LydeeWalters-h7p]

I guess he’s conscious about he’s height

[@tireiron4894]

Omg DALLAS FROM PAYDAY

[@Zodiact69]

Killer I’m in your house Me I’ve got a pit bull and 10 difrent shotguns and half of my family was in the military Killer oh shit

[@plsbepatientihaveadhd]

"its scary how persuasive they were... i bought five mattresses that day" gosh i can relate 💀

[@julianacharlin2220]

The pee ka boo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@biosylancer1720]

damn payday gang are having a rough time after payday 3 came out geez

[@ClaudiaMéndezGarcía-m7q]

OMG THATS EXACTLY HOW TALL IS ODETARI (Ik no one cares but I had to make this comment)

[@suxkmyd1ck]

Same xx

[@shibamtaro23]

"That's not good, That's creepy ayudo, help" silvia you live alone 😂

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

It was aiuto, not ayudo - aiuto is Italian, ayuda is Spanish

[@-nyx-8850]

How do you know she lives alone?

[@ssfghjgghhgrdcbbnmjgddxcggg]

​@@-nyx-8850she actually have a roommate if I don't get it wrong

[@oOoTrashoOo]

​@@-nyx-8850- it's the clown stalker psycho, obviously

[@DishonorableMentions452]

Ayudo isn't a word lmao? It's ayuda (stop replying people already explained)

[@adeho789]

"Oh hey, you're small!" 😂 Way to turn a horror movie into a comedy. 😊

[@Peter_Parker_Stark]

It's "smol"

[@Romy---]

Ever heard of Scary movie ...

[@adeho789]

@@Romy--- It sounds scary. 😂

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

The killer will be angry like allah😂

[@jeffjones7108]

A horror movie into a revenge movie.

[@mrsmonster61]

"I bought 5 mattresses that day." 💀💀

[@bruisebruise1341]

Therapist: Tall Silvia can't hurt you Tall Silvia: Smol

[@nightmarexgaming120]

She cant hurt me because I’m taller

[@s0ym1lk..]

@@nightmarexgaming120pick me

[@bruisebruise1341]

@@nightmarexgaming120 You're our only hope, good luck

[@TANGL3_BURR]

She probably sees the serial killer as the size of Scourge from Warriors. XD

[@red_Zep]

“The worst she can say is no”

[@evelynnelson3195]

“ *hey, your smol* “ “ *I’m FiVe fOoT niNe-* “

[@Ash828_]

*cry’s in 5’9”*

[@thedrawingufo]

Lmao I’m 5’0 if I’m right

[@thedrawingufo]

@@Emoghostqueen-qw9ju lol

[@harovilius6132]

I'm 6 ft >:)

[@Mary-Anne0]

​@@Ash828_I thought 5'9 was tall..?

[@leirumf5476]

Finally, a documentary on how Sylvia met Vicky

[@foxynonym6384]

😂😂😂

[@foxynonym6384]

This needs more likes

[@lordaizen519]

😂

[@tumblingartist]

PFFT - they finally have an origin story for how they met !!

[@goatplaysguitar]

Ah yes, Vicky is a baritone and 5’9

[@Not_Ari1211]

“Turn around” - Turns around - “Look lower” “Your smol” “IM FIVE FOOT NINE”💀

[@cheyzqueen8495]

It could have meant a different thing if he didn't say 5'9

[@Cassidy_2011]

It's you're not your

[@idkidc7560]

​@@Cassidy_2011It is adoption not true parents

[@PemberantasNetidjens]

​@@idkidc7560it's your own story.

[@SafiMidoriya15-kv7xg]

"Hello?" "It's still me" "Ah I forgot" That would totally be me- 😹

[@navyaaaa22]

“I’M FIVE FOOT NINE!!” 💀💀

[@Arawn505]

Silvia the 7 foot woman 👩

[@melindatervo9126]

I think we know why he became a killer.....

[@MrMeMyselfandI]

*Panics in 5”7*

[@navyaaaa22]

omg silvia liked my comment 😧😃😊❤

[@Dreamstrafe]

5'9" is the perfect height... It's exactly 69 in

[@meredithsmeltzer7746]

“Are you behind this door? Peek a boo” 😂 I would totally do that! 😂

[@fabirkemarian6370]

😂😂😂😂

[@Yukomeow_Official]

Same🤣

[@Qw_iqqong]

@@LaylaSlays09ok its npt that serious..

[@LaylaSlays09]

@@Qw_iqqong um what😭

[@Qw_iqqong]

@@LaylaSlays09 wdym

[@AllegraVecchia]

The underwhelmed "aiuto, help" is killing me 🤣🤣

[@annaquartucci6352]

Wait is she italian???

[@AcousticKitty]

my fav

[@ReiToriyasuSan]

@@annaquartucci6352She is.

[@cynister7384]

​@@annaquartucci6352I think she has been raised in both Italy and Germany or something like that

[@many_lives4925]

She was born in Italy, went to school in Germany and learned how to speak Italian, German, English and Latin I think too. She did a Draw My Life video.

[@Thatonefoxtherian06]

"Oh hey, you're smol," "Hey im 5 foot nine"

[@Smokeshade_WCUE]

“It’s scary how persuasive they are.” That got me rolling on the floor Edit:MAMA IM FAM- oh right she doesn’t care

[@aneezthulsie5638]

BUT IT IS SCARY

[@Arawn505]

Rolling... on the floor? Sir, do I have just the thing for you, step right up 👨‍💼

[@Akazzii-_-]

@@Arawn505lmao

[@matthazel2498]

On the floor? Should have bought a matress.

[@user-bd7cs1fb6u]

Clearly wasn’t persuasive enough for you to buy and roll on 😔

[@IAmAdamTaylor]

“Hello Silvia, I want to play a game” Gets Monopoly out

[@FratoiuAlex]

I choose to die of cringe

[@jaimeprietoelices1488]

@@FratoiuAlexthen perish

[@GabrielaKozlowska-g1i]

😂😂😂

[@-Zainn-]

“Are you behind this door? Peekabo. Oh, never mind” HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOORRR 😭😭

[@damirserbanovic]

thats from last episode lol

[@beckybynt5483]

me too😂😂😂😂

[@Youngtubey]

SAME

[@Unknown_lol55]

“No, I’m five nine!” Famous lie 😂 (Edit) Thx for 10 likes! ❤🎉

[@random_dragon]

My favorite response is, "whatever you saw me doing to that body pillow, it's not what it looks like"

[@-duck-with-bread-]

“What’s your favorite scary movie-“ “are you behind this door? Peekaboo oh never mind...” 😂😂😂😂 (Edit) OMG THANK YOU ALL FOR THE LIKES❤️ MOM IM FAMOUS!!

[@samdee8185]

That part was hilarious 😂

[@-duck-with-bread-]

@@samdee8185 fr 😭😂

[@ramanandamov7120]

*Hey your smol* That guy got roasted in a matter of seconds😂

[@Rxttingshark]

The fact that the killer is 5’9 and Silvia has to look down to see him is scarily implying that she is like 6 ft

[@AtsiruITK]

6 ft is not that high though, is it? Isn’t it like 150 cm? Sorry we use centimeters here and I’m confused why people say 6ft is like really tall

[@Insidious-K]

@@AtsiruITK6ft is like 182cm or something like that. By the by it’s not significantly taller than 5’9 but still noticeable.

[@AtsiruITK]

oh okay, thank you@@Insidious-K

[@re--dacted]

@@AtsiruITK It's also tall for women, as our average is 5'6.

[@ChrysanthemumEllarinaAli-rg9qt]

@@re--dactedLower than that, closer to 5’3. Lots of Asian and African nations have short people.

[@sjaanmathieson8835]

"are you in the refridgeorator" HAHAHA WHERE DID UR FOOD GO THEN

[@JustTwoSpaces]

“Oh hey you’re smol!” Sylvia is just too iconic

[@muhammadrayan758]

She said that she is not so go good on survival 😂 definitely not her who stole Voldemort’s wand in her previous videos. I think she can survive just fine 😅

[@danielleking262]

VOLDEMARIO !!!

[@vaanyaverma5003]

​@@danielleking262🤣

[@ViviMagri]

​@@danielleking262 came looking for this and wasn't disappointed

[@danielleking262]

@@ViviMagri 😁

[@BernadetteShalala-zu5vb]

I think you forgot, she did that cause she was board then proceeded to hand it back and apologise for stealing it🤣🤣🤣

[@jojovaio]

“It’s scary how persuasive they are, I bought 5 mattresses that day.” 😂 got me rollin

[@sofie_dossi_editz]

Peek-a-BOoO….a never mind 😂🤣Silvia is Hilarious 😆

[@TheAntiTrope]

As a 5'11 dude, I'ma need to know how tall Silvia is if she's calling 5'9 short. I guess I always thought she was like 5'6 or something 😂

[@M-DVD]

That's not about her but about the 5'9 smol guy. She was expecting a tall guy.

[@Dio_Alexo]

she's prob 5'10 but that's a rough guess, her head was around my shoulder level so that's what i figured

[@riccardomosena4162]

​@@Dio_Alexohave you met her then?

[@imtoogoodatpvp1252]

@@riccardomosena4162I have, she tol

[@jameslong672]

​@@imtoogoodatpvp1252how tall

[@theovernight1915]

"No! I'm 5'9"!" Is the true story behind like 78% of serial killers. 😂

[@magalimizuki3752]

@natmarelnam4871 The hell kind of reply is this lmao

[@marinadiaz1762]

What the fuck@natmarelnam4871

[@Karma366]

@natmarelnam4871 what a reply?! 😂

[@Savannah-qb4bb]

@natmarelnam4871 POV: that one person that gets easily upset

[@143_MarwyMe]

fr

[@xSF141x]

Dallas is gonna need a medic bag after that burn

[@Alfr3d_F]

Had to scroll a bit to find someone else that noticed that :D

[@cjthegoober3626]

Seems like your the only one mentioning it lol

[@xSF141x]

I guess not that many Payday fans over here :/@@cjthegoober3626

[@anabekbond9684]

Oof! He sure deserves a payday after that!

[@ArvaeKal]

donacdum

[@Vasouille_la_fripouille]

"-Turn around -Every now and then..."

[@BeachBoy20]

I get a little bit lonely

[@DiscoTimelordASD]

And you're never coming round

[@simp_1117]

Turn around

[@BernadetteShalala-zu5vb]

RIIIIIGHT NOOOW!!!

[@fablemay1846]

Bright eyes

[@danielleking262]

when she said old people laying on mattresses, I thought she meant Titanic 😂🤦‍♀️

[@M-DVD]

Cocoon in my case.

[@justinbruck9602]

I thought that was going in a "bobby" direction to be honest.

[@danielvanr.8681]

I, on the other hand, was wondering whether they were laying eggs. *lying 😂

[@zSpirall]

I thought she meant Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... lol.😅

[@pollyc.1957]

I really thought it was Willy Wonka, lol.

[@BlackRose-hm7fp]

“Oh wait I see… That’s not good, that’s creepy” I would have reacted the same honestly😂

[@calebleach7988]

yup. And then you either pull out the gun or just... leave.

[@mckay7965]

I swear, this woman needs to direct a feature film.

[@SammiBLesbian]

To be honest I'm pretty sure it would end up horny and possibly rated R but it would be awesome!

[@AllanGuiHaya70]

Why direct when she can STAR in one?

[@i-am-batman8538]

@@AllanGuiHaya70 why star when you can direct AND star?

[@emshiddenlibrary]

"Are you under that pillow?" "No I have a question-" "Are you in the refrigerator?" "No listen whats your favourite-" "Are you behind this door?" 💀💀

[@AlastorQueen01]

"Peekaboo oh never mind" 😂😂😂

[@r_akane]

@@AlastorQueen01 "WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE??"

[@user-po1ndx73r]

*buzz buzz* “Hello?” “It’s still me.” “Ah! I forgot!” Me too sylvia me too 😂

[@BernadetteShalala-zu5vb]

Put an F in the chat if “same” F

[@abc-zq8yt]

F

[@Im_your_depression]

F

[@anushmanal9641]

The accent when she said you're smol- 🤣🤣 so funny and amazing 😍

[@Woogieboog]

Anus Shm Anal I agree she is funny

[@Ukaa..]

"Are you behind this door? Peekaboo. Oh nevermind." That shit got me dying bro. 💀

[@MEandMYSELF.11]

"pEeK a BOO" 'AHH no'👀 "nEVerMiNd"i cant rn 🤣

[@green.-.chinchilla3600]

“Oh hey you're small 🤏" "I'm five foot nine... "

[@ramanandamov7120]

*Th-thats creepy* She's saying that as if she doesn't trap the people she has a crush on in her basement of

[@watercolourAlto]

the cut to the payday 2 mask made me giggle so hard

[@Benji.boigoi]

Dallas be creepy nowadays

[@patcopeland5084]

"Oh- wait. I see. Thats creepy- U-uh. . ." HAS ME ROLLING "AUITO HELP!"

[@kioros_monsters9625]

I literally watched Scream when this came out and I'm loving this so much.

[@QueenNiaUTube]

“Ah hey your small” LMAOO

[@AvikaChoudhary-cb2md]

"Thats not good. Thats creepy!" LOL she always cracks me up. I love you Silviaaaa

[@JellySally-g1o]

"Are you in the refrigerator? " Im dying

[@sped4audios]

She was so chill 😭🤣

[@tinychannieforari]

''Oh no that's creepy'' lmaooo

[@May_the_Wolf.]

Ay your smol!😂😂😂😂 that got me laughing hard 😂😂😂😂

[@Just_A_Fan_Girl]

"I bought five mattresses that day" 😂😂😂

[@Benny_249]

Ok hai un talento incredibile🤣🤣🤣

[@weareharbinger914]

"Oh hey, you're small!" Oh my god i want a comedy/horror film made by this woman now.

[@TheSabadine]

Stanzi's serial killer just can't catch a break

[@Darkandroid213]

I feel like this is the best way of surviving a horror movie. Thanks for the advice.

[@OrpheusSpyros5]

VILLAIN: "I'm Five Foot Nine!".... Taller than me Bru, I'm Five Foot Six and a Half(in Boots)...

[@kittykatgaming2237]

"are you behind the door? PEEKABOO! Oh nvm" 😂