HUNTING the GOATMAN

There's a monster lurking in the woods. Bigger than Bigfoot. Scarier than the Rake. The scariest creepypasta of them all and it's hunting us while we're hunting it... which one of us will win?
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WADE ► / lordminion777
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
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[@sarahnagle4784]

Mark: *Hears the word "bear"* Mark: I GOT A C4

[@diobrando666]

Say hi the boys

[@landonbaker27]

Ya

[@Lolcat21]

Bears coming *BOOM* [laughing]

[@gamerman0252]

Markiplier and anyone else who is saying this you guys better support team tree! Save the earth and plant trees for Mother Nature! And mark I know you would definitely want to help out so please do yourself.

[@natsueyama]

@@gamerman0252 ... Well u just popped outta nowhere...

[@AspenBurning]

"I disrespect your bridge, goatman" "I'm dancing on your bridge, it's my bridge now"

[@thedarkbat4584]

True

[@masb6306]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[@dagrookoo3128]

Ryan? is that you?

[@AspenBurning]

@@dagrookoo3128 close enough

[@oli2328]

@@dagrookoo3128 Shane

[@k_pufflz]

As a scientist I know I never leave for a research project without an arsenal of C4 and land mines Also Mark’s attitude is exactly what I expect from a military ‘research’ team

[@wolfsbane4587]

Always gotta have em' on me.

[@meepnope4389]

What about your science flask!?!?

[@checkyourwindows.2697]

Don’t forget the science flasks

[@Anonymous._..]

Es

[@wolfknight628]

I tend to prefer the spare mines I find at churches though

[@kitsunehoppingtail4510]

Mark: “Pew pew! Let there be light!-“ *Fires gun* “- Oh f*ck!” 😂

[@MsReed-sd4pu]

@Jaden Jay 2:50

[@thecrazyalan6312]

Never give Mark a gun

[@shadowhunter6415]

@@thecrazyalan6312 always give mark the gun. got it

[@awuza7045]

2:45

[@me2videos]

This is the best part of the video

[@sngmingis]

the first words: *”I’m playing as the weenie.”* about what’s expected

[@randomnum111]

If he said something Different I would honestly be unhappy

[@dadonsta1828]

Nice

[@sngmingis]

William Afton same

[@sngmingis]

That One Person uh ok?

[@sngmingis]

Kevin Hernandez k

[@BountifulGames]

"Lixian can you cut out that chirping" Me: silly mark, thats not possible *Lixian cuts out chirping* Me: *absolutely gobsmacked*

[@VikasKumar-yy3rx]

thats quite easy actually

[@BountifulGames]

@@VikasKumar-yy3rx how so. The reason i made this comment was based on my lack of knowledge on the subject. So I just assumed it was either unbelievably difficult to do or something. At least up until Lixian did it.

[@jesusdiaz7095]

fnaf

[@ruzahel6287]

Vikas Kumar that’s cool I wonder how it works.

[@maceycain7610]

@@ruzahel6287 someone said it reverses the frequency against the original frequency? not sure if that's true or not

[@EmeraldShine13]

This livestream is actually what got me into Buzzfeed Unsolved bc everyone in the chat was yelling "FUCK YOU GOATMAN, I'M DANCING ON YOUR BRIDGE" An enjoyable experience overall

[@looksirdroids9134]

Anyone who gets into anything Buzzfeed is a moron.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I feel you, watching their goatman video just makes me think of this

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Maybe this video happened while they were investigating, and that's why the goat man wasn't at his bridge

[@Liz-eq6tn]

“A Heist With Markiplier” “4 days” I literally gasped with so much excitement, thinking (maybe) a sequel.... Then I realized this video is over a year old

[@multiplerats]

He announced a sequel after Unus Annus ended

[@AlyxDG]

It seems like Heist 2 is already in the works.

[@sanctionedmeat8578]

@@AlyxDG they needed to have enough views pulled in over a length of time, in order for a heist with markiplier to be turned into a number 2, since it was a funded series by KZbin. So idk if it's in the works right now, but I know there's a good chance number two will happen. He has said many times he wants to do another, he just needs this one to succeed before he's allowed to start the second one

[@thatoneguydamonreid2510]

@@sanctionedmeat8578 I’m pretty sure by this point that Mark has already confirmed that Heist 2 is currently being made.

[@cantusanimus7890]

@@sanctionedmeat8578 I mean, he already wrote it. Mark mentioned heist 2 in several livestreams. I think they're gonna be filming it soon, because Mark said the filming would start right after The Edge of sleep. And they already finished TEOS

[@VanguardEndeavor]

Now I picture this scenario: Bob: “Where’s Mark?” Wade: “I don’t know, I thought he was with you.” **In the distance** *”BEAR!!”* **BOOM**

[@mentallyunstablegamergirl7060]

I seen this comment and i couldn't help but laugh. I played the scenario in my head and it was friggin hilarious😂😂 10/10

[@f.b.i.2366]

Here..have my like

[@taylorgallagher2832]

Too funny.

[@autumnanarchy2659]

*delayed boom

[@johnadler6987]

This comment needs ten more likes after my like XD

[@nathanieldardar4295]

Let's take a moment to appreciate Lixian's editing on the cricket noises.

[@yoyo-tb2xp]

lets take a moment to appreciate that your the only normal comment here also TRUE THAT WAS GOOD

[@sirminty8495]

Let's appreciate him for putting up with Mark. Seriously Mark must make his job a lot tougher. I'm still waiting for the moment Lixian just puts a big fat NO on the screen with a polite smile. Honestly would make me die laughing

[@lupanakellen3566]

Seriously, I think Lixian should be referred to as Mr.Wizard. 😜

[@noahcochran3271]

All he had to do was play the same frequency but in reverse

[@crimsonphoenix1175]

anyone know if Lixian offers editing lessons?

[@conflictbrooks]

Something to consider: This was someone's first Markiplier video, and as a result for a period of time they thought that was Mark's actual intro. Also I love Lixian's drawing of the Goatman at the end, it looks way better than the actual model in the game.

[@deemcgann1695]

"We've got plenty of landmines! There's churches all over this country" "The landmine was not in the house... it was in the barn which is the church where cows worship" "BEAR! *BOOM*"

[@sarahsims7706]

Bob: "The controls are gross, that's horrifying!!!" Mark: "I'm gonna play like this, guys."

[@hustler_one_9]

Tbh it reminded me of Lost Planet, and I'd play like that XD

[@facejanger8549]

Duck Hunt mode looks nice

[@professional_loser__]

Honestly i like that mode a lot, it feels more realistic, granted it feels and looks weird but i think its neat

[@solaireofastora412]

"Bear comin'!" _Explosion_ *MILITARY RESEARCH TEAM!*

[@lil_biscuit]

America when a country has oil

[@tinytheeevet3793]

The entire episode in a nutshell

[@jpthepug3126]

Russia in the Third World War

[@macncheesy0548]

Lol COURTESY OF THE MILITARY RESEARCH TEAM

[@MrzGEISHA]

Praise..

[@peebledeeble]

lixian has really become part of the channel and i love it. it’s so nice seeing an editor get recognition for what they do

[@snoopy324]

i love how when mark said 'science flask,' bob and wade made fun of him, but still knew exactly what he was talking about.

[@ultra_fern_forest]

“I’m playing the weenie” is the first thing I heard Edit: Y’all I meant the vid Jesus fucking Christ

[@mishaell]

Jessi is right, I think you need some eye drops.

[@dakarai2350]

Later lamp Your pfp describes me when it’s 3 am and I’m home alone and I here someone sneeze

[@ArtiSingh-bv1xi]

Me too

[@thetyrantofthemassacrebloo9030]

@@dakarai2350 LMFAO!!! FUNNEST COMMENT I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

[@fatalunatic]

@@mishaell mishael is right,i think you need some eye drops

[@skinnywhiteboy5590]

Bear: * runs at Mark * Mark: "oh, you're approaching me?"

[@retrorebootmusic]

BRWAAAAAHA *Well I can't eat you without getting closer*

[@supremelunatherenamon749]

👎😑👎

[@javadk.9145]

*then come as close as you like to my Landmine*

[@oliverstanfield8222]

stop this

[@huycan9518]

I can't stop laughing this reference (lol)

[@raeshathemarionette]

Bob’s laugh will always bring me joy, especially when Mark accidentally blew up that poor bear XD

[@loki4807]

Your pfp made me do a double-take.

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

Does anyone else really want Bob to expand on his statement: "Goats are kinda like dragons"?

[@nigoroto3250]

Nope

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

@@nigoroto3250 fair enough

[@gun_violence_gaming]

Der da mystical creechurs

[@falconsfeather6970]

I would LOVE to hear him out on his theories

[@jackathy]

Man, I really hope they don't try to take Shane and Ryan’s bridge.

[@smexypants__3299]

Yeah ikr

[@taydietv7493]

Ikr?

[@Creamyfarts]

LMFAO

[@kfrfsfjfdrtf]

Lol

[@lainy8263]

So glad that I wasn’t the only person who thought this

[@kavisterling7604]

Mark: I LIKE HUNTING MEN Strange silence “That’s different”

[@znightowlz6585]

Kavi Sterling sigh we get it you watched the same video we did.

[@renasmurakkojiraines5422]

XD

[@chelseal1055]

😂😂

[@RealShrimpu]

*THAT'S DIFFERENT*

[@TOP_1PROCENT]

@@RealShrimpu B

[@Townzy50]

In every Bigfoot like game wade most iconic line is screaming “ HE’S Here”

[@mikasa_ackerman21410]

Bob: Getting ready to hunt the goat man Wade: also getting ready to hunt the goat man Mark: lEt thErE Be LiGhT- *shoots ground*

[@somniumwingz6858]

“Let there be li- *BANG* “ “BEAR- *BOOM* “ “Birrrrd!! *BANG* “

[@bruh-ty5wn]

Can't forget "SNAKE- *BANG* *BOOM* "

[@professionalneet5820]

BIRD! ........................ BANG!

[@remingtonduffey563]

Tm

[@doomsdaydonut6983]

Bruh Lixian is honestly a whole lad, these interactions with him recently are pretty cool tbh

[@gallaieousyehudai12]

You're the first comment I saw about him 😁 yeah the ended was pretty cool

[@kaiseremotion854]

hes amazing

[@ImNotAnEngineer]

You meant dixian?

[@yusufmohd100]

@@ImNotAnEngineer Lixian.

[@_Its.Just.Felix_]

i love the interactions with him its pretty great and always a good laugh

[@coconutdome5243]

2:53 How to place a tripod light: Engineer: Just place it on the ground. Markiplier: Gun.

[@dionemartins0212]

*Military research team: Gun

[@Lucifronz]

Mark: "I'm going to the barn! By myself!" Wade: "Of course you are. And I'm going with you!" **sad Lord of the Rings music**

[@bestkilljoyy]

“OHH HE GOES RIGHT THROUGH FENCES- SATAN PIG!” - Bob, 2019

[@frame7629]

Yes. This happens for real!

[@dragonfighter256]

Aaaaaaah! Demonsatangoatpig!

[@KBMoonlight]

@Mr Cringe I do! Gimme dem chops!

[@corn-is-everywhere4052]

"I dance on your bridge goatman, this is my bridge now" -Shane Madej

[@claytonmurray537]

@Mango The RainWing Funny, trolling a goat on a bridge

[@samanthabergen6893]

PEOPLE WILL COME HERE AND TELL TALES OF ME!

[@Rin_Ryuma]

F*** you goatman!

[@xedalpha1]

Damn can we just take a moment to appreciate Lixian on just deleting the noise like that. That’s one next level editor.

[@loder8592]

It actually is not difficult, its an inbuild feature in premiere, audacity etc. That doesnt change the fact tho that Lixian is awesome ;)

[@sasandbernard7862]

"Science flask" *screams in chemistry major*

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Screams in 8th grader That's a round bottom mark, you're smart you should know this

[@maemaesimonson7049]

Smartest dumb person you’ll ever meet

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@maemaesimonson7049 wasn't he trying to become a neuroscientist? Or was that Matpat

[@shadowhunter6415]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 that was mat pat, mark went into engineering and failed

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@shadowhunter6415 lmao. I think it was bio engineering. Even getting into that is an accomplishment.

[@the_lost_archivist3751]

“I love hunting Goatmen.” “I lOvE hUnTiNg MeN!” *The Most Dangerous Game flashbacks*

[@andrewvincent6944]

Its been forever since I have read that

[@the_lost_archivist3751]

Andrew Vincent I read it recently and I loved it very much! It was an interesting story.

[@babybopz8992]

ha! i had to read TMDG for school. it was interesting, and quite suspenseful.

[@getnaenaed4222]

I'm actually having flashbacks rn

[@deathspacito__2956]

No. Just stop talking

[@jillianfry4520]

"This is MY bridge now, Goatman! People will come and tell stories of ME!" -Shane "Y'know what, throw me in there too." -Ryan Bergara

[@redeyedangel]

Yess

[@chrishughes1574]

0:20 “hey bobble heads ice cream here” is all I heard

[@W3ird0_14]

2:52 *"LET THERE BE LI- fuck-"* "Did you just shoot the ground?" *laughing his ass off*

[@banisteranim8573]

Mark: Explosives expert Bob: Healer Wade: Live bait

[@pedrorhodes6206]

Explosives """"""""""""""""expert""""""""""""""

[@realrunningdog_5812]

I wouldn’t call mark an “expert”

[@plaguedgaming7677]

Mark is an expert in being a hilarious dumbass

[@Jay1ent]

𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉

[@josephrocheleau7466]

Play the game of mark as he steps on his own mines

[@Ennard_Fz]

Bob: "Why would we need like 15 burners?" Mark: "I AM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!"

[@pedrorhodes6206]

Space is cool

[@Alex-tq2eb]

Pedro why space?

[@pedrorhodes6206]

@@Alex-tq2eb is a reference from the video where mark hunted Bigfoot with tyler

[@Random-sh3nd]

U can cook a crapton of steak with five ovens

[@96Logan]

@@pedrorhodes6206 also, in numerous games that take place in space, mark will just blurt out the word, "SPAAAACEEE."

[@ViVixol]

Markiplier: "Welcome back gals and girls, its Markiplier." Me: What the Fu-

[@miserychilde]

he says guy and gals

[@xislomega242]

just realised he literally said "girls and girls", thats sexist jk loma!

[@rich.wishes]

@@xislomega242 jk loma!

[@thecrapinmytoilet6892]

@@rich.wishes sill kinda makes sense. Laughing Off My Ass

[@sirbomber7644]

@@thecrapinmytoilet6892 Does your ass laugh?!! 😂

[@commetsworld9021]

Every day I think about how I would of loved if when Wade went "But that's the same frequency of my voice" that his little gibberish was cut off, as though it was the same frequency. (Ya'll ever feel like a comment you typed doesn't do a good of explaining what you're trying to say?)

[@nigoroto3250]

Nah, I understood what you said clearly

[@KONTAGION705]

For a second I thought I was watching Buzzfeed: Unsolved.... Same energy

[@pedrorhodes6206]

Does it have exploding bears?

[@kace769]

*wheeze*

[@chadpodell]

same

[@aidensmith6983]

ur a horrible person for this comment

[@primetnt4431]

your comment doesn't make any sense

[@SpookySyndrome]

That’s the last thing that bear ever heard... “ *BEAR* “

[@chickastley8805]

Lol

[@diamondbeater8121]

Then maniacal laughter

[@brucesendsshi]

BEAAAARRRR

[@boneless2lcup524]

Then BOOM

[@diamondbeater8121]

@Marle Saunders laughing is at 7:15 while the bear walking into death is at 7:14

[@danielwhatarethose]

The chemistry comedy these guys have is hilarious

[@UnableToucan]

31:24 all the way to the "what," is just so funny imo

[@swiftraven2346]

7:10 Mark: "ok I laid a couple mines" Bear: *becomes a meat slushie*

[@-rin2836]

swiftraven2346 to be fair, just one landline can make someone a meat slushie 👀

[@gewoony2972]

The bear parts literally made me laugh so hard that my dad woke up

[@t.d.tthedragontamer2764]

booboo is going to have PTSD

[@WorthyEpert1]

“ARE YOU A BUN BUN, BUN BUN GONNA DIE DIE” - Mark from bear simulator

[@diojoesturr7505]

bear

[@AndySpawn81]

*_"He's comming right for us...!"_* _50lb of C4 goes off!_

[@pedrorhodes6206]

Where we cookin boys?

[@InvalidCharacter]

as a Ryan and Shane stan, I humbly want to say "We're here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist."

[@noneofyourbusiness2854]

XD

[@thatwalmartkid7750]

Lol yes

[@katsruleallthetime3237]

"They're cultist Ryan🙄"

[@emararose319]

"THIS IS MY BRIDGE NOW CHILDREN WILL COME HERE AND TELL STORIES OF ME"

[@--Grimm]

99feet I have self 7PM 0706

[@lankycide77]

The ability for these three to make literally anything hilarious still astounds me.

[@legoyoda2267]

*Mark and Wade actually doing stuff* Meanwhile:Bob is flying a drone around saying: *WeReerRerEerE*

[@legoyoda2267]

@Reyna Ortiz Rodriguez same

[@OverStrive2008]

[@Ajehy]

@@OverStrive2008 - ooh, how did you do that emoji?

[@Mackie_Bear]

[@quirkygirlboss]

I read this right as it happened XD

[@BreeNix]

I love Lixian's editing! He really enjoys throwing himself into it through animation and stuff, and it's becoming a joke now and I love it.

[@underfoxglove3958]

livin for it now honestly its great

[@robstewart8002]

Same i would love to see more of them interact...especially if lixian would mess with mark more lol

[@dtfannmbr1]

i couldn’t agree more i absolutely love him perfectly fulfilling Mark’s requests and having fun with it and putting his art into it

[@Jeffguy55]

I feel like it's the perfect amount, just enough to be present without taking away from the video.

[@jefferey_92]

Lixian: Am I a joke to you?

[@penumbra455]

"See, and you thought we had a limeted number of those landmines. There's churches all over this place!" Gotta be one of my favorite Bob quotes

[@mikasa_ackerman21410]

Mark: I love hunting men! Wade: Oh, thats different

[@icarus5281]

"goatman i'm gonna dance on your bridge"

[@kyle5674]

I said Goatman... I run down this ridge...

[@justajely7372]

Buzzfeed

[@Pecangaming]

Wade: I love hunting goatman with my friends! Mark: I love hunting MEN *Bob and Wade sweating intensifies*

[@AceAxolotl]

It’s Pecan again

[@reaperwolf3770]

I love hunting goats

[@thefighter6071]

J u s t l i k e t h e s i m u l a t i o n s

[@TheGothMoth13]

Wade: *doing his intro* Mark: hE DID THE THING Bob: *being himself*

[@SpringyDinge89]

6:11 Mark and Wade's beautiful voices.

[@keagantijerina7751]

"GET OFF MY BRIDGE GOAT MAN!" -Shane (years are hard to remember)

[@NikoroAya]

@DoodleNoodlePlayzz SHAME hahahaha (but srsly doe he's a guy from buzzfeed that does paranormal/unsolved investigations with another guy named Ryan)

[@cheyanneflowers9867]

Yeaaaaaaahhhh I was looking for one of these comments!! :)

[@kayla5786]

@DoodleNoodlePlayzz he stole goatman's Bridge! :))))

[@jmfindorff]

"I'm dancing on your bridge, Goatman" -Also Shane

[@8bitgamer272]

Nice reference

[@f-35alightningii79]

“Let there be *BAM* “ is transcendently American.

[@minimalgrammar1276]

Would like but it's at 69.

[@dummyworks4587]

@@minimalgrammar1276 *grammer*

[@Sp4rky121]

As an american I can agree. I usually slam my hand on the light switch. Just *slap* let there be light!

[@Sp4rky121]

@@dummyworks4587 that hurt my brain. please don't incorrectly correct things. Q-Q

[@altf4582]

@@dummyworks4587 grammar*

[@jayambler80]

No one: Literally no one: Mark:there's a bear i got C4

[@Byeahman]

I can’t believe Mark got to play with the hit Amazon Prime exclusive TV show, The Boys

[@Sabina-gz7sj]

Shane's and Ryan's bridge: *exists* Mark, Bob and wade: *''We are about to end this man's career.''*

[@deathspacito__2956]

You said it wrong

[@jotarokujocrus6878]

@@deathspacito__2956 r/wooosh

[@grettalisacaylen4793]

LITEDALLY LOL

[@thaa1552]

*We are about to end this man's WHOLE career* B)

[@tsukarikaoru]

Yaassssss

[@gunnar_k01]

Nobody: Goat man: *aggressively walks backwards*

[@foolish_sadist8378]

^ moonwalking away like Michael Jackson ^

[@thegamingwitch]

HEE HEE

[@celinagabor6915]

I'm goat man HEE HEE

[@backroomstruechaos4053]

*Smooth Criminal.*

[@IAMYOURFATHER_.]

@@celinagabor6915 No

[@_727MimzyLAG]

ME: *just imagining Mark screaming this at nothing while on Shane and Ryan's bridge** I'M ON YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN!

[@kaylieheath6766]

20:05 - "Goatman I'm dancing on your bridge, it's mine now!!"

[@jacobtowe4172]

Can we take a moment to appreciate Lixians smart insert of “A Heist With Markiplier”

[@kimberlyraymond7650]

Noooo

[@nohl__9394]

@@kimberlyraymond7650 wut

[@user-jd1qb5dw3g]

Am I the only person who laughs at Wade? I mean being honest I laugh at everyone especially Bob

[@deasrn2512]

Yes

[@cakealpaca1424]

Yessss

[@katherinerose1651]

“We’re hunting the goatman!!” Literally 38 minutes of them blowing up innocent animals.

[@connerolson3320]

I think at first yes they were innocent, but later in the game. The goatman started controlling them, which is why a boar, and a deer were trying to kill them.

[@DIHVLD]

@@connerolson3320 I love when people ruin jokes.

[@genericcreator6467]

conner olson you watch too much game theory... jokes don’t have meaning.

[@dustystars8734]

Olson even , even I dont ruin jokes with that much over analysis XD

[@an0n23]

@@genericcreator6467 jokes can have meaning...

[@that_pan_chick8650]

People who say Wade isn’t funny are just plain wrong 😂 he’s the one who makes me full on belly laugh while I’m listening to the podcast.

[@maddieb.4282]

I haven’t seen really anyone say that except for you….. idk why you needed to be so underhanded with your “compliment” lol

[@dionemartins0212]

​@@maddieb.4282 People across the comments were joking about him just being there, so that might be what they were talking about

[@hobi_water_cant_help1472]

20:03 Shane is coming to claim that bridge ✋😑

[@WORLD_STXR]

Has flashbacks to Shane dancing on the goatmans bridge

[@kelpworm2417]

Omg yes 😂😂😂😂

[@lotusnaturals1897]

on your bridge

[@whack5695]

Dont you mean HIS bridge

[@skelly1004]

17:45 Goatman proceeds to moonwalk away at light speed

[@NewAgeOutlaw535]

I was waiting to see a comment on this bit. Whenever I saw that I heard Billie jean in my head

[@Grim_sights]

zoO*O*Oom

[@ericwoodard4357]

Goatman: I am speed

[@peebledeeble]

billie jeaaaaan is. not my looover

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

When you make a joke but no one laughs

[@wolfwalker334]

2:51 let there be bam! 12:34 putting land mines down 13:09 land mines again/blaming Wade 14:45 Bob destroying defenses with no shame

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

11:08 mark angered the gods and sent in the viper team

[@Mikah-tt2bl]

As a Shaniac I say... "I'm dancing on your bridge, Goatman. It's my bridge now"

[@appleuwumer]

Boogara 5ever

[@k0zy0m17]

exactly what i thought -a boogara

[@emilystrickland8157]

*aggressively dances on bridge*

[@sydneyparsons5365]

YESSSSSSSSS A SHANIAC and a boogara sadly im undecided in this war ;-;

[@avaius]

Shaniacs unite. The bridge is ours now

[@Itskfx]

I love how everyone knows it’s Ryan and Shane’s bridge.

[@VaderTheWhite]

We go to it and tell stories of then.

[@pixxidog873]

Children tremble in fear at the mention of them

[@Clarebear0925]

The children shall tell stories of them for decades....

[@spacerace1313]

this is the first i'm hearing of it

[@Itskfx]

space race Wow. When I wrote the comment EVERYONE was talking about Ryan and Shane’s bridge.

[@ihavenojams3000]

"It's my bridge now!"

[@frisco5060]

It's fun to see the trio having so much fun. I like moments like these when gaming with friends

[@orcastra5473]

“That’s way more man than goat” imagine if it was way more goat than man, just a goat with a mans head 😂

[@GoatmanDan]

My cousin looks like that and he's a great guy

[@orcastra5473]

I bet he really is a grea-ea-ea-eat guy

[@justaz569]

@@GoatmanDan HAHAHAH XD

[@apokkalypse]

That is a HORRIFYING thought thank you

[@theirishninjasanimations]

Mark: "HUNTING the GOATMAN" *Shane Madej wants to know your location*

[@pixxidog873]

*this is my bridge little demon boy-*

[@sea_four]

nice

[@sheefgrongus]

"They'll come here and tell stories of ME!"

[@dwlrma]

"i disrespect your bridge, goatman"

[@MTaylor98]

“This is my bridge now, Goatman”

[@jessicacho3395]

Them: How do u summon the goat demon? Me: I summon demons all the time! All u have to do is-

[@matthplays-2312]

I really find it impressive that Lixian was actually able to fix the cricket audio so well

[@Aggro1954]

I honestly love Lixian's editing, it's just so charming having him pop in with silent conversation

[@noahloyd9176]

Snake: Exists. Mark: Alright I've got C4.

[@davelmfao]

well duh,snakes can be poisonous so whatcha gotta do is go all american style against the snake and fucking use explosives!its easy i do it all the damn time!

[@Morning_Dewdrop]

@@davelmfao My ball python is angy at you. She hiss in your general direction

[@davelmfao]

@@Morning_Dewdrop alright i got c4 where is she

[@Just-A-Nemo]

@@davelmfao A m e r i c a n style. Lol xD

[@davelmfao]

@@Just-A-Nemo yes

[@chelseawilliams5956]

15:34 has me literallt breathless I cant

[@CorruptedPixelz1954]

“Bear!” Friggin ‘Splodes

[@CRUSH40RULES]

2:51 The Goatman's probably watching from a distance and thought 'Well, these guys don't seem that smart but THIS one's the dumbest, he'll be easy.'

[@chesterismissing5648]

Goatman @ Shane and Ryan

[@diamondsword8137]

haha very funny goatmans gonna watch them from the window

[@blue-ee2cc]

When you realize he's actually chasing Shane

[@retrokid981]

I mean, he is pretty tall and Shane is also tall so

[@acorn6829]

Hah! Yup

[@letmesleepplease2769]

Omg yessss or Lucio

[@GoblinLord]

He's not chasing Shane, Shane is a demon, but he's separate, the Goatman and Shane have sort of a rivalry going on, juuuust saying

[@blue-ee2cc]

@@GoblinLord ik but the goatman got evicted from his own bridge lol

[@sonjabirch5084]

Ahh yes MY takeaway.."anything is ok to try once for research."

[@still_functional]

the scariest part of this game was the grass being displayed as billboard particles

[@salacious_modeus.]

i love Lixian's interpretation of goatman; he's very sassy-looking and just... _what a babe_

[@mayvanw5549]

DONT YOU DARE HURT THE GOATMAN HE ALREADY LOST HIS BRIDGE

[@smexypants__3299]

Yeah. Shane and Ryan claimed it already lol

[@rosegold2790]

This is goatman entrapment

[@c0zylemons]

Poor goatman. He just want his baby bridge back.

[@pendingauthor2536]

He’s practically homeless; give him a break

[@theorkishgamer7375]

Children will come here and tell tales of me

[@sekainosenpai3001]

26:06 My absolute favorite part, the deer is just too much 🤣

[@Armgoth]

07:25 that is the most "US BLACK OPS HILLBILLIES FOR HIRE" -moment i have ever seen. 5/7 have a like xD

[@diamantegojira]

7:13 Mark: BEAR! **Bear Go Boom** *hysterical laughter ensues* Wade: That poor bear.

[@drexelist]

DiamondCarnivore my favorite part

[@alexthegoldenretriever21]

Hey Mao Mao Is A Female!

[@iskkudcjr1126]

IDK why you think thats funny

[@diamantegojira]

@@iskkudcjr1126 same reason why mark and bob thought it was funny

[@iskkudcjr1126]

dōĮō b -

[@KOSMOS1701A]

"Hey guys, the satan is outside!" *proceeds to go outside*

[@alexstewart7348]

*is promptly killed by snakes*

[@Wrennbird]

I mean, it’s rude not to greet the guest of honor

[@noorrina3769]

I see you

[@noorrina3769]

I see you

[@noorrina3769]

I see you

[@Rex_Slade]

Bob: 8:21 what is this Sea Of Thieves. Me: Sea Of Thieves part 2 when mark?

[@veritydoyle7886]

Markiplier: **Does different intro** Me: *WAIT NO STOP THAT'S ILLEGAL YOU CAN'T-*

[@maxmcclung2401]

“Hey where’s Goatman” Shane from buzzfeed unsolved: “it’s my bridge now”

[@spookden5243]

i disrespect your bridge goatman! look at how I dance on it. if you want me off, you're gonna have to kill me!

[@salacious_modeus.]

Aiden Hall _h-he did throw someone off the bridge once-_

[@terriblegoatman826]

I'm right here :D

[@maxmcclung2401]

terriblegoatman Mr.Goatman glad to see you’ve returned.

[@chibenedict1099]

yes

[@meredithmitchell8921]

"Why is there a mine in the church?" Have you not heard of the Holy Hand Grenade?

[@madisonjolly9426]

Haha yEs

[@NellieCollier]

The HOly hAnd grEnAde of ANTiocH

[@jessicamason2526]

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... *friar nudges brother maynard urging him to skip ahead* And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

[@dmc12destroyer57]

Armorments 2:9-21

[@dmc12destroyer57]

Jessica Mason you are a memelord

[@Shadowwolfe2k7]

It’s great when Lix laughs right along with these knuckleheads.

[@janinesluder5856]

36:05 "What a nice ambience." "What a sweet am-beans." "I love beans."