I'm Sorry Anish

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[@PHeMoX]

Anish is basically an artist. He draws, draws, draws....

[@_charademon_]

Or a cowboy

[@orel2109]

Or a card game player

[@keithfoley3360]

Or a talented actor

[@DEMON-bc6vh]

Or a swordsman

[@sauravgarg7193]

@@DEMON-bc6vh what his discord server?

[@pacerrecap6386]

3:41 That guy somehow managed to blunder King, Queen, Rook, Bishop and Knight at the same time. Which is a challenge far more difficult than yours.

[@joda7697]

that said, the next challenge should be to blunder 5 pieces with a single move, before you're allowed to checkmate the enemy

[@matttondr9282]

Mission accomplished 😂

[@Jivvi]

Next challenge, blunder a queen, a rook, a bishop, and a knight, and still win the game.

[@nestor1208]

the funny part is that move wasn't even the worst, because it avoided checkmate in 1

[@DeepfriedBeans4492]

also a pawn, nxc7

[@cH3rtzb3rg]

I often try to do it the other way around: 1. Blunder queen 2. Wait for opponent to offer draw. Unfortunately, this hardly works :(

[@erich_ika]

how does it hardly work if black did exactly that on this very same video

[@valsagar4917]

@@erich_ika its the opposite lol, he blunders and waits for a draw instead of the enemy blundering and him offering a draw

[@marcinnowak3888]

i once missclicked my queen (it was so obvious it is missclick) and my opponent offered me a draw XD

[@erich_ika]

@@valsagar4917 that's precisely what Chess Simp's opponent did in this video

[@SwogFrog]

This dude offered me a draw yesterday when i was a bishop, 3 pawns, and a rook against a single rook and went “It’s a draw 😂” Some people man

[@grayfox6518]

That ending, HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

[@Mihau_desu]

Honestly, that's just what I expected, so uhh...

[@grayfox6518]

@@Mihau_desu I was hoping for a more end-game draw rather than an anti-climax forced draw.

[@niveshproag3761]

@@grayfox6518 It was kinda obvious tbh

[@grayfox6518]

​@@niveshproag3761I know it was, but I'm not joyless the way you're being.

[@niveshproag3761]

@@grayfox6518 lol if you say so

[@mintjuan]

My dude blunders a Bishop, Rook, Knight, and a royal fork all at once. Is this a new record?

[@bad_ill5626]

And king for 8 times lol

[@alex2005z]

No royal fork blunder tho. Bishop covered it

[@phase0400]

Not even close apparently, a Gotham video about 2 weeks ago showed a person in a M1 position to then blunder a *Forced* M1 for the opponent.

[@tafazzi-on-discord]

sicilian opening blunders all 16 pieces

[@smolblacquecat7148]

@@phase0400 I think it qualifies for most types of pieces blundered lol

[@bramrossiau991]

After making so many blunders (according to stockfish) you're lucky to get a draw.

[@gokaytaspnar1355]

Lmao

[@Kangaroo-Bob]

100 rated chess but you have to complete a mission that you previously failed. You choose the mission but you must keep playing until you succeed

[@bigben01985]

@@larry_berry did he ever? All I ever saw in the beginning of his videos are discord suggestions or ones with a tip

[@larry_berry]

@@bigben01985 he used to do YT suggestions about month or 2 ago.

[@jakubmalinowski1474]

@@larry_berry he used to do that before he created his discord channel which was like half a year ago

[@larry_berry]

@@bigben01985 oh shoot. I checked and it seems that "Chess, but there were ladders" was the last YT suggestion video and it was published more than 4 months ago. Way more time passed than I expected.

[@Kangaroo-Bob]

I'm not on discord. If one of you fine gents could reshare it there I'd be grateful

[@PHeMoX]

That (124) rated opponent might be confusing his king for being his queen...

[@justgoodenough852]

You know what, you might be on to something here

[@popemon7608]

Moving the Queen to C8 strongly suggests this

[@cameronschyuder9034]

ngl, i did that a lot as a kid. Finally learned the difference relatively recently when I started to play chess "more seriously" (aka less horrendous)

[@franciscoungaroneto3233]

True, he protected the Queen, true Man, the king Go to the fight tô protect the woman

[@stormstriker7205]

@@user-mb9np6sh7u Man... Like imagine a world where like chess was all physical and tangible and not first invented on the computer in 2005. Where you could like actually touch the peices with your hands and there wouldn't be like a few lines of code telling me that I was in check and what moves were legal and what not. You would be able to flip the chess board in fustration and peices will like fly... fwhoosh through the air. Very much many carthatic. Whoa how crazy that would be... In all seriousness don't forget that chess isn't a digital only game. It was a physical game with physical boards that didn't show movement and without special sounds. Now I wish I made a 'Back in my day' joke but meh. I'm not ancient enough for that.

[@Opeoluwa_Jolaawo]

"A man without his woman is more likely to accept draw offers" - some guy probably

[@OskarCzechowicz-OmniMusician]

2:59 the position is so hilarious that even speech synthesizer had a voice crack trying not to laugh

[@Brandon-bl8ko]

lol i heard this as well

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

"Okay, we have the enemy commander surrounded. If he takes a single step in any direction he's dead. He has nowhere to run. None of his troops can help him. He's trapped. Welp, looks like it's a draw"

[@oyungogdfrust4136]

thats how chess works, draw by stalemate. you arent really threatening the king but you're threatening everywhere the king can move to so they cant move

[@mitmeetsmadness]

Literally Peter III in the Seven Years' War ))

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

@@oyungogdfrust4136 Why is it illegal to make a move that puts you in check? By that logic, making a move that puts you in stalemate should also be illegal. It's dumb. If someone wants to make a dumb move and instantly lose, let them. The central conceit of the game is to try to kill the enemy king. Checkmating is victory because it is guaranteed that they will die next turn. A stalemate guarantees they will die in two turns. What's the difference?

[@a_wild_Kirillian]

@@ENCHANTMEN_, you can't make a move that puts you in a stalemate. Only your opponent can. So yeah, you're also not allowed to make a move that puts your king in mate (that's not a check because your king would be taken no matter what on the opponent's move which you just passed to him), what a stupid rule =_=

[@a_wild_Kirillian]

@@ENCHANTMEN_, and stalemate is a draw because chess is a turn based game. If you are in a stalemate you can't make a move. If you can't make a move then opponent's next move would never happen. Rules don't care if it's mate or not. It won't happen because that's how the game works at it's basis. Moves must alternate.

[@PhantomAarantula]

Stockfish saw blunders, but that ending was nothing short of brilliant

[@chesscomsupport8689]

3:33 He goes from blundering the king to blundering everything else except the king

[@reaper_is_unavailable]

as well as*

[@19o_19]

2:16 "Stockfish says that all of my moves so far are blunders" Also Stockfish: 0 Mistakes, 0 Blunders, 0 Missed Wins

[@kevinreynolds7500]

I have a challenge, but unsure if it's been suggested. 'Take the Throne': You must win the game with your king in the opposing king's starting square.

[@harshitrawat811]

0:50 I have a plan 1:50 This is going very wrong very quickly 2:50 i will pointlessly scare him 3:50 Now i will execute my plan

[@sagniksarkar9660]

😂

[@yuujin8194]

-You win the opponent's woman -You offer a draw -Your opponent laughs -Your opponent is Alexandra Botez

[@stelondee493]

He blundered everything on the board🤣🤣 3:39 "i've saved my king... But at what cost?"

[@AdamKafei]

The opponent was clearly playing "Chess but you have to blunder your king at every opportunity."

[@Werelight]

Way to focus on how Giri is Russian instead of Dutch.

[@timmyboy8981]

True

[@Kat-dp4rh]

Hence the title of the video. It was not because he failed Anish Giri, since Simp did got a draw, it was for saying Giri was Russian

[@Wyvernnnn]

I don't get the joke It's just insulting isn't it

[@groundedgaming]

You are forgiven (I'm definitely Anish)

[@smolblacquecat7148]

source : trust me bro

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

You aren't Anish Giri Anish Giri has the balls to actually comment with his Real YT account. Cause he likes memes and isn't a butthurt

[@aaronking2020]

Me: he's going for a stalemate. Chess Simp: offer draw.

[@ozymandiaspl3856]

Anish giri is dutch player my man

[@MrJSyer]

Chess, but it's a Knight's Tale: you're a young man who dreams of being a knight. You manage to do that and more: on the battle field you become a hero killing the enemy's Kind. So, you have to choose a Pawn, promotes it to Knight and checkmate with said Knight.

[@kosipisakii]

Stockfish when someone missed mate in 1: a blunder Stockfish when someone didn’t notice forced mate in 17: missed win

[@mynameistngb2013]

Fkfflf

[@sjoerdglaser2794]

as anish has been living in and playing for the Netherlands since 2007, we all call him Dutch

[@vince8901]

especially since for most of his life he didn't live in Russia at all

[@Wyvernnnn]

He speaks dutch natively too :(

[@haxeplays9962]

​@@vince8901 when you posted this comment he lived in Russia for more than half of his life. Now you're right.

[@Shadrag]

100 rated chess, but a dice decides what piece you can move. 1 pawn, 2 king, 3 queen, 4 bishop, 5 knight 6 rook. You may reroll the dice if the named piece cant move.

[@user-zg4bk6rv1q]

I think that they saw the mate so the decided to play as far away from the king as possible so you wouldn't look there and mate them

[@chrismurray1739]

I don’t play chess, but I feel like I’ve learned a lot just from watching these videos.

[@beardedchimp]

Yeah, his opponents have taught me a lot. I used to play very reserved and not risk my pieces but now I know that I can sacrifice everything and at least come away with a draw.

[@emmettdja]

Me playing chess: i play for a win! Anish playing uno: draw four.

[@Gathoderiz]

That's a good challenge, to meme on a players habit and copy it Love the idea

[@sheenpailovesu7841]

Jesus christ this might be one of the worst Simp has ever played against

[@seronimo__7735]

What about the "You can only move your king" opponent?

[@FabbrizioPlays]

Sometimes I think to myself, "I've played maybe 20 actual games of chess in my life, I'm probably not very good". Then I watch Simp's videos and my god, I can't believe human beings who make the decision to go on a site specifically for chess actually make these moves.

[@javierrodrigo1009]

Thank you for taking on my suggestion!

[@JJ_R]

4:17 Pro tip to Draw.

[@kingyodah5415]

Anish never plays for draw. He plays for wins but then he makes a mistake and must be happy with draw

[@choi-r7108]

Didn't expect that plot twist. A job well done, sir

[@volodyanarchist]

I thought you were going for a perpetual. I didn't expect this.

[@EktoplazmMusic]

Pro strats

[@thabzmoyo96]

This is quality content!!

[@DerPoleRL]

that was smart

[@Trikovioz]

That was such a painful video solely for the fact that checkmate was right there the entire time

[@feelshowdy]

This challenge again, but the only acceptable draws are stalemate or repetition

[@invenblocker]

What about 50 move rule and insufficient material?

[@eduardoayala3204]

Brooooo... This is by far the funniest I've seen. Yet

[@LPChip]

Awesome plottwist. Did not see that coming.

[@lonelyPorterCH]

Oh wow, that could have been a very quick win^^

[@thunder_blonde]

Chess, but it’s Keplerian: before you can win, your Queen has to do a full round trip around your opponent’s Queen.

[@austinbarnes8544]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute thank you dearly

[@jimlan2599]

I knew exactly what his plan was. Except for the "winning the queen first"-part.

[@ent0m0l0gist]

You needed to say, "Mission Accomplished"

[@joaofrancisco6389]

the PLOT-TWIST was INSANE xD

[@revan7383]

Big brain strats here

[@savannaha5038]

God damn there's so many hanging pieces you'd think it's an art exhibit

[@benbencom]

This would have been a perfect game for the lower-accuracy challenge

[@DrQuatsch]

And here I thought you would go for a stalemate.

[@jiwimozz4277]

2:20 Chess Simp: All those moves are blunders End of the video Stockfish: 0 blunders

[@kingyodah5415]

Chess but if you fail a challenge from discord you must succeed in challenge from youtube comments

[@cptant7610]

Anish has been Dutch for quite a while now.

[@duskyrc1373]

Honestly surprised they didn't resign at that royal fork.

[@seronimo__7735]

Probably didn't see that it was a royal fork

[@crowreligion]

And bishop can take that knight lol

[@BurhanAijaz]

i thought u would go for a perpetual

[@LQN2]

Ah yes, the spamton remix with that hypnotizing background video.

[@RepostCollection]

Music started getting too loud near the end

[@lornakcindespire671]

A genius move, for sure did not see that comming XD

[@peterkirk8510]

I was kinda hoping this would be you instantly offering a draw and then accepting instantly

[@entredus7910]

“winning materials is not the way of drawing” Stale sitting in the corner: Hey

[@mrexists5400]

playing for draw stockfish: "Y U NO CHECKMATE?!"

[@Mr.Magnetix]

gothamchess would have a blast with this one

[@irjake]

I thought you were going to take everything and then stalemate. But I guess the risk of resignation was too high.

[@jackychen7769]

Okay, wp. I was expecting a resignation which isn't a draw, so this was a surprise.

[@alex2005z]

1:36 isnt Qg3+ better when it comes to playing for a draw? Go for a quick draw by repetition

[@justinbombach9873]

I think he meant offering a draw, not draw by stalemate/repetition or anything

[@andretimpa]

He had us in the first half

[@MRDM-wv9uz]

Chess, but each player may move all their pieces before their turn is over.

[@user-ym3zk5dz4s]

Chess but you must blunder some kind of checkmate

[@michaelhannappel1999]

The 1000000 IQ masterplan

[@kaltenstein7718]

I cant get enough of his text to speech saying "Aahaa"

[@anishsingh3494]

Finally, a video dedicated to me

[@Syrup1]

Martin: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[@artsenor254]

This is pure genius !

[@hurtsonnnv2490]

saw that one coming

[@sammydavis5628]

High risk strategy pays off!

[@Solly2201]

Anish is dutch not russian lol (although he was born in Russia to a russian mother and nepali father) but he still plays under dutch flag (dutch number 1 btw) and lives in netherlands so ye..

[@oddozx]

ye it was weird. noone consider him russian. Not sure if he even knows russian.

[@Solly2201]

@@oddozx he knows russian well since he was technically born and raised for a few years in russia. he once did tell that he knew nepali as a kid but eventually forgot it because he was out of practice

[@redsparrow.2k]

Maybe our chess simp just want to make joke of Giri or the two flags similarity, like Poland and Indonesia flags😄

[@fiendfi7119]

inb4 opponent resigns

[@FabbrizioPlays]

I'm sure it was pure coincidence, but I love that the TTS's voice cracked for a second. Even the speech generator can't believe this crap

[@benburns239]

Simp has an overwhelmingly winning position but needs to make a draw. Simp: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move”

[@the_bottomfragger]

Well jokes on me, I was watching the entire video wondering where the perpetual was lol

[@mondainicorradi]

Chess, but you can only win after blunder one of each piece at least one time.

[@marcell9946]

Chess, but you have to win with at least 10 points of disadvantage

[@CyberchaoX]

I almost wonder if the opponent was trying to lose.

[@lunik1]

Chess, but if an opponent captures one of your pieces, you may not capture on the following turn.

[@coltbusick6644]

Mission accomplished 😄

[@lazyeclipse]

Or you get a cultured opponent who rejects the draw and resigns :D

[@axelo3264]

masterclass

[@TylerWx]

Lol, I didn't see the offer coming. I kept looking for perpetual check.

[@atrocity9398]

"1.e4, e5 still theory" 😂😂😂

[@esorty1913]

If your enemy watch Alexandra Botez, he might have tried to play on with the Botez gambit.

[@StepwaveMusic]

He's a Dutch grandmaster, not a Russian grandmaster

[@timsonins]

Both

[@Martoona.]

he's a russian-dutch gm

[@darijamilicevic8554]

simp is simping

[@flixelgato1288]

I wonder if this guy realised which is the king and which is the queen.

[@raifegeozay687]

i think you should play this again but with this rule: offering a draw or accepting a draw is not allowed

[@Texan_Ranger]

I thought you were going to take all his pieces then stalemate

[@zetashadowdragon]

Chess, but you can only move pieces (not pawns) when they are protected and only to squares where they are still protected.