I'm sorry

Apology video.
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[@moohumed]

Anyone else click on this with no context of the situation whatsoever?

[@Morrigi192]

You too?

[@TehWhiteTiger]

I only watch him once in a while so was clueless xD

[@danielobrien7602]

yes

[@eckhardbinding7469]

I don't even know who he is but I still watched the whole thing😂

[@nootics]

I don't watch him and this kinda seems like a joke video while at the same time it doesn't. I'm so confused

[@SoSnoweyy]

this guy was holding back laughter the whole time.

[@thehowker]

oh really?

[@theluchakabuto5206]

Hold it in PepeLaugh

[@zyraixrealm5746]

HE WAS CRYING! Have some empathy T_T Poor guy could lose his whole livelihood

[@cappakrunchcappakrunch9681]

@@zyraixrealm5746 LOL bruh.. He's fine. He's gonna be fine. Dont be delusional - This is a HUGE joke.

[@kinzeh1713]

@@cappakrunchcappakrunch9681 whoosh

[@greenhoodyman95]

"I love my fans" It was as this time I knew he was trolling

[@FaeTheo]

At*

[@B4R7H0L0M3W]

@@FaeTheo WOWOWOWOW WO WO Grammar Police!!! WO WO

[@Sentero]

check his twitch channel and see for yourself

[@mrpotatohed4]

if you watched his streams, you would know the video was a troll just by the title and/or thumbnail

[@kiriana765]

@@mrpotatohed4 imagine gatekeeping soda

[@samuelli4154]

“I haven’t seen, touched, or talked with a girl in 2 years” Me: *those are rookie numbers*

[@notmo.]

I actually never did any of these

[@iKADAJx]

ikr

[@SneakyFruitBat]

samuel LI you must be a redditor

[@mellowsunset7730]

LAWL

[@aa-ev6ud]

What about when he plays among us with xqc, is adept not a girl now?

[@markus4732]

Chance: "I got banned.." Me audibly: "Again???" Chance: "Again.."

[@madwolfman5674]

Weirdchamp comment

[@elliotvinblad8154]

@@madwolfman5674 that was a WeirdChamp Comment

[@jackgoransson3140]

@@madwolfman5674 WeirdChamp

[@shualel]

@@madwolfman5674 imagine commenting weirdchamp, weirdchamp

[@Wowbeezz]

But is it permanent

[@RealNefastus]

*5 months of quarantine* Chance: *I haven't touched a woman in 2 years.*

[@Met2402]

17 years for me

[@Warworm-dd7dp]

Same

[@Westrait]

I'm the jelly type and don't care to engage in such things again it's distraction yeah relationships are fun for like 10-15 min in bed

[@gilbertortega9926]

My entire life

[@Filthy_Morgan]

I have never Touched a woman

[@rickyberwick]

I forgive you

[@faizpakez420]

We all do

[@its_obviouz3535]

truly a saint

[@carterjohnson4334]

True saint.

[@Beeg05]

A saint has arrived

[@LanHikari]

thank you ricky

[@samseverein1208]

I cracked when he said “we waited till 3 A.M, that’s when the real bitches get down”

[@JL-zg5bk]

i thought this is when the real sweaty boiz come on O.O

[@arya4375]

Same, it's true.

[@alex-py9rw]

“Golden Corral” *pause* “Sex dungeon”

[@benni6667]

I wanted to thumbs up your comment. but its on 69 , so i leave it there

[@DL-zv5xc]

@@benni6667 I wanted to thumbs up your comment, but it's on 0, so i'll leave it there

[@tim1556]

@@benni6667 haha bro did you just say the funny number. I will now laugh and give you reddit gold

[@wadethehuman2723]

been there man. its epic

[@Deagelelele]

@@benni6667 funny sex number

[@xCodeh]

greatest apology video ever to hit youtube

[@spil121]

Yoo xCodeh big fan

[@Kuznia_]

omg dud.. there is a name I havent seen in a loooong time

[@Sxundless]

Snazzy

[@bailey4650]

stoney baloney cody

[@ulton7241]

ayyy didnt expect to see you here. stay snazzy man

[@tebloo579]

there’s so many jump cuts that im oh so certain that each and every one of them is him laughing

[@stoked-6996]

Lol

[@swsmp]

naw hes clearly crying during the cuts have some sympathy man hes in pain Sadge

[@tebloo579]

damn. youre right.. i shouldve been more serious Sadge

[@LBPreviews]

You can tell because of how wet his eyes look LMAO

[@nailozaz7596]

@@LBPreviews that because he's sad lmao....

[@TonyDingus]

"Local sexual succubus mutes" was a sentence I didn't know I needed to hear.

[@secondheaven9545]

You hadn’t heard that before

[@slawdel]

bruh lmfao. the poetry had me shook too

[@weeaboiyt]

you ever played VRC? it's pretty accurate.

[@christina1496]

I laughed thinking about how many times Chance had to stop because he was laughing.

[@Varocka]

every cut is only a cut because he starts laughing i imagine lmao

[@seemslegit8230]

i took it more as a mockery of how much youtube apology vids are cut and edited

[@al_bal_]

I think you should re-read your comment. :p

[@mlgredvine8897]

Many

[@sordonic9195]

Yes

[@alvintollah]

"I love Twitch." *He lies as easy as he breathes... Lol*

[@Lecd63]

I mean, who likes twitch as a company?

[@Marie-mq9jq]

"And they love me back" he was a poem but twitch couldn't read

[@ozelot1175]

You forgot about the "I didn't want to make this video" and the weird scene where you switch on the camera

[@LinuxUser123]

Off you mean? I have not seen many people turn there camera on in apology video but I have seen many people turn it off

[@deadrizen]

he got the sigh at the beginning of the video at least

[@MrZimono]

He didn't even play with his dog. This is a rookie apology video.

[@ozelot1175]

afsdafsd kek nor did his dog get some vodka...

[@deludeddonut]

He got the sigh tho

[@keeper1910]

Chance’s tone is like he is trying to explain the internet to a 90 year old

[@hestJaevel]

"5 months into lockdown, haven't touched a girl in 2 years" :DDDD

[@vinchpop]

Here's a girl kzbin.info/www/bejne/gV7IdaN9rcuSnqs

[@yournotaverageidiots884]

@@vinchpop ffs I need bleach

[@koda6012]

vinch pop my eyes

[@MichaelMagill1990]

Thanks for the heads up.

[@Lookattheworldaroundyou]

Was Mia Khalifa 2 years already?

[@moware8941]

This is heart wrenching, stay strong

[@legendy.9822]

crying so loud rn

[@legendy.9822]

かずえ he’s dead now. me and the rest of the legion have taken his place commenting stupid shit across this site lmao

[@Rybosome141]

bro he is trollin

[@choisanfeen4062]

Rybosome r/woooosh

[@allymarks2708]

same

[@Earthiness]

Can’t tell if he’s about to cry or if he’s going to cry laughing

[@eternopally3442]

Yes

[@Mara941]

He looks more happy lol

[@Muttchismo]

He's def laughing inside.

[@EnjoyGengar]

Both

[@marcroy5089]

Latter

[@Genuinely_Vague]

He literally has so much money that he doesn't care if they unban him.. This is high quality content.

[@oldcracker3383]

@@LeviticusAcc he could probably not work for a few months, he has made plenty of money, and he has roommates who could also cover expenses for him of needed. regardless he could swap platforms if he does get banned permanently

[@sweatdrops5071]

@@oldcracker3383 its more like, he could not work for decades lol. these big streamers make millions

[@sillyjobbernowl]

@@LeviticusAcc He's literally a multi millionaire lol

[@1dasd22Al]

@@LeviticusAcc Found the idiot.

[@Attack_helicopter120]

@zLegends Pvp top 10 biggest anime flexes of all time

[@TobyontheTele]

Thankyou for your bravery

[@PowerfulWarbird]

We must all support his bravasiousness on this terrible day

[@canabisseurphantom420]

Love You Tobyyyy

[@lolsface1232]

Thank you Queen. Slay on

[@goopvapor7699]

Toby was actually the mute anime girl that got him banned

[@canabisseurphantom420]

@@goopvapor7699 it all makes sense master🤯

[@kingkiller8900]

Take a shot for how many times Chance actually laughed during those cuts.

[@Sam8749]

Im dru

[@saminchowdhury014]

druuuuuunk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasffffffffffffff rught naw

[@meredin360]

we'd be dead halfway through the vid

[@baumstamp5989]

imagine being in a position to not take anything seriously anymore. i mean what can twitch do? perma ban him? oooooooooooooooooooooof

[@oddzzyy5649]

I can't drink

[@TacticalReaper56]

"I love my money" is the best way to start this Chance. 😂😂🤣💀

[@Imorteus]

i agree. being honest is usually pretty good

[@CubeStarMaster]

The emojis kill this comment :/

[@TacticalReaper56]

@@CubeStarMaster I see you kept the same energy in your comment.

[@jackbauer7684]

He didn’t start it that way though

[@RuffledRowlit]

They lied to you Soda that sweater is only $3895 D:

[@wae2117]

taxes

[@nyuin4384]

Ludwig the Holy Blade true

[@argument1974]

Low

[@destrauk7099]

Jasså här hitta man dig (Ett år senare)

[@urskiz]

I really lost it at "that's when the real bitches get down" 🙈

[@aiden5star5]

"one of they local succubus mutes started rubbing on me" made laughing to hard.

[@Nayhan123]

You got likes thought I’d tell you

[@Lunar-White]

*Made laughing to hard* English

[@max2082]

"I didn't have a cum brain". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Phantumix]

"Golden Corral... ...Sex dungeon" LMFAOOOO ABSOLUTE KING

[@gamblevicitm6295]

ON A STACK

[@jonejonesbonk]

The fucking delivery was amazing

[@diabolic8119]

He is trying so hard not to brake character. But you can see him almost laugh.

[@jordimelis4463]

Thanks for pointing out the extremely obvious.

[@ScrewThisMFGame]

He can't really stop his character during a sketch, can he? It's like Breaking your car on a highway.

[@diabolic8119]

@@jordimelis4463 I had to give you something to bitch about didn't I? Otherwise your day would have not been fulfilling enough.

[@NomTheDom]

@@diabolic8119 Break*

[@Wolta]

Good thing he installed good brakes.

[@gosubtomyotherchannels]

Stay strong soda. We Believe in you

[@twocatsfromhell831]

No0b

[@corbinmeyer3637]

Money

[@jacobz_]

pls tell me why "This is Why Inbreeding is So Dangerous" was recommended while watching this thanks

[@EjvindGEMDark]

Recommendations are based on your history Jacob

[@CSexpertgunner927]

I press on "This is why Inbreeding is so dangerous" for 20seconds and click on this video 🤔 total opposite

[@TheDutchyNL]

Because you've watched thoughty2 before and he just uploaded a new video.

[@-scrim]

DID SOMEONE SAY INBREEDING ZULUL Clap

[@vladd2727]

Me too @Jacob

[@bonkbonkbonk8764]

1:13 i lost it “there was only fat boys - which was cringe”

[@cointsb2021]

beckbeckbeck it’s actually krinj not cringe

[@tba2204]

@Verti Gho krinj*

[@theguy0526]

@@tba2204 Krynje*

[@Chriscras2]

Finally some clarity on the Dr Disrespect situation.

[@blaze-eb3et]

why are there no comments here

[@DaftFader]

@@blaze-eb3et I can see one.

[@SapoQLxd]

@@DaftFader I can see two

[@ruthvik8913]

@@SapoQLxd I can see three

[@pdub4419]

Oh damn

[@DogMeowMeow]

How could anyone dislike this video. He is clearly telling his life story the pain he was going through

[@teamalex7803]

Reads comment then immediately goes to unlike video

[@bushzillafishmlg7975]

Sadge

[@alphawolf099]

@@teamalex7803 dam brother. me too

[@cheesy4582]

Cause people dislike videos...

[@narms4425]

Fake ass apology, he didn't even call anyone retarded

[@4jayco]

Man, I can really feel the genuineness in his eyes

[@iFranOne]

He literally trolls tfuk out of all this situation. So I hope you doing the same lol

[@PunchThePillow]

@@iFranOne the comment is clearly a joke.

[@iFranOne]

@@PunchThePillow oh, trust me, that aint no joke. Jokes makes you laugh. That's just a comment stating the obvious. Genuineness at its best

[@PunchThePillow]

@@iFranOne you do realise what makes us laugh is subjective? It made me laugh.

[@iFranOne]

@@PunchThePillow yup , totally agree. Just call it something other than joke and we all good. Because real joke makes everyone laugh. And jokes have structure, usually story, situations, etc. But this was observation. And it was a funny one.

[@mikurenlyn7152]

When he said "My friend vigors" i could hear the laughter coming from inside of him

[@al-nemer5063]

The first thing I thought about this video LMAO

[@clipchampion]

Vigors is a national treasure and must be protected.

[@skate60331]

Is he not friends with Vigors

[@yo-qt6bg]

I knew he wanted to say “My POOR. I emphasize the word POOR. Friend Vigor”

[@filippogiraldi9101]

When he said "we waited until it was 3 am, thats when the real bitches get down..." i really felt it

[@TheRaptor3860]

you can tell he’s holding back laughter

[@insidious4213]

sadqqw wqeq What does that have to do with why Chance was holding back laughter?

[@inshallah7983]

@@insidious4213 he literally said why..

[@TheXploitable]

He's holding back tears, don't be insensitive.

[@hell0yd]

you can tell you’re an idiot for pointing that out, ironic or not

[@arktheevil]

"my good friend and i rob, got desperate for some female attention during our 5th month of lock down. I havnt seen, touched, or talked to a girl in over two years." im dying

[@taelfayre6632]

Too real

[@chimitrash2966]

100% not FAKE

[@NetSraC1306]

"we waited until it was 3 AM that's when the real bitches get down" - fuckin lmao

[@MrBreakdownx]

Im scrolling down the comments and reach this right when he starts saying it. That timing.

[@lawbringer3433]

Chance: *Gets banned on twitch* His Description: *Link to his twitch*

[@yzrider7774]

Yeap thats the 500 IQ move right there lol

[@1994SHOtime]

LMFAO, bro Soda is a legend

[@boneymines11]

Run it back

[@Riplayz0]

I want a video behind scene i want to see how many times he burst laughing :D

[@TheSeforian]

No video, but small picture on Malena's twitter.

[@krazko3332]

What that guy said

[@bradleychesery9622]

It was all one take he means is sincerely... lol

[@personne4583]

Blacklist 72 Every cut i like to imagine he burst out laughing

[@leaveacomment]

on every cut

[@BoondockDevil]

"I haven't seen, touched or talked to a girl in over two years" Malena confirmed a MaN

[@AlwaysRetr0]

No wonder she looks like a WoW Orc. SMOrc

[@watchmarley9268]

@@AlwaysRetr0 She looks like a vanilla Orc

[@778hallo]

He had a gf for a while a few months ago he is lying ofc

[@jetine3]

@@778hallo Nick doesn't count.

[@embrs]

''Wait, it's all men?' 'Always has been'

[@tapoto1]

1:32 *smacks lips* *takes deep breath* Chance: Sex Dungeon.

[@7up8down9death]

Sex Dungeon.

[@Lato._]

Sex Dungeon.

[@bigwhite8049]

Sex Dungeon.

[@TrashCat98]

Sex Dungeon.

[@rappidznip8244]

Sex Dungeon.

[@milanvelickovic1291]

hes on a verge of crying or laughing idk wich one it is

[@antthegord9411]

crying of laughter

[@AgressivePigeon]

I feel like JFK is giving me a speech about how we won't go to the moon, instead we're going to make anime girls real.

[@imph1l]

I wonder how many takes this took LUL He's trying to hard not to laugh xD

[@Pokelawls]

lol

[@voez0798]

lole

[@SpikeSystem]

yo

[@gabrielmin1335]

Lol

[@justshidded2749]

LuL BWHAHAHAHAHA

[@Orcology]

GOOD ONE POKE LULW

[@sirduckington5641]

I love how you can see he is struggling SO HARD not to burst out laughing.

[@user-nolaner]

He’s coming out of the closet boys

[@Westrait]

Finally we've been waiting forever

[@oddacity5883]

Finally gay, after all this time

[@aldi_the_flash2496]

Bruh that pfp is what I am right now

[@The404Studios]

🤧🤧🤧 FORGIVIN!!!!!

[@georgelearmonth7736]

404 gang

[@T43_G00N]

Beans r lit am i right

[@PLK123]

give me back my underwear!!

[@blissridden]

Oh shit it’s 404

[@hellavibes1034]

💀💀

[@sneakynGG]

should have started it off with Dr. Disrespects song "ITS OUT OF MY HAAAAAANDS"

[@helpmehank9820]

"I'M LOSING CONTROOOOOOLLLLLLl"

[@vinchpop]

Do you even realise what he did He lied about being a doctor and is going to court

[@james3003]

@@vinchpop hold on- hold on- hold on. He may be onto something here boys.

[@fNatyk]

This still holds up as one of, if not the best apology videos in the universe.

[@robertearley364]

"my friend Rob and I got desperate after being on lockdown for the fifth month....I haven't seen or touched a woman in 2 years" 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

[@mndel8509]

3:09 I swear he re did this line over 20 times because he was laughing

[@eatmethhailsatan4079]

Im gay

[@Salsaaa]

same

[@kryo5579]

same

[@gyozo9567]

Same

[@xlosure2081]

Same

[@mupinacup4164]

YEP

[@dPokey]

"got desperate for some female attention during our 5th month of lockdown. we havent seen, touched or talked to a girl in over 2 years" LMAOOO

[@Cogstok]

im crying. im crying

[@isla2202]

no you arent

[@ChaoticNox]

I'm really interested in seeing the outtakes for this video.

[@Maesh911]

He got banned on my birthday 😂

[@probablywrong8538]

Who is he talking about

[@jamnpeppa3742]

For me it seems more like a compilation of outtakes from the original video.

[@j1mbobable]

There was no outtakes. Do you think this is some sort of joke? This is serious!!!

[@de_licious2980]

SAAAMMEEEEE

[@teeabaggintom5878]

I just realized Chance is basically the Ryan Reynolds of Twitch lol

[@lunariaflora]

wait this is so accurate

[@Jadessia]

Lmao I was just thinking this as well!!

[@hence0182]

that's why i like the humor lmao

[@ThatKayen]

I knew I had seen this type of humor before I just forgot from where

[@Sarpa.]

TRUEE

[@tinchozz4750]

ofc youtube recommends me this now

[@ClickyCrisp]

I'm so sorry this happened, hope you can recover soon

[@HuongNguyen-os4qk]

Holy shit, you’re alive?

[@nathann7759]

Huong Nguyen lmao

[@cocodeath1]

Holy jeebus

[@schubea7661]

Holy shit he is alive

[@ClickyCrisp]

@@odin7255 not too sure, was it on the Mythical server

[@Sivedwar]

"This is why inbreeding is so dangerous" - the next video in autoplay after watching this video 🤔 Gotta respect the honesty chuck, truly thank you for saying sowry

[@sendrake5005]

Thoughty2!

[@Dat1Gopnik619]

I had the same video in my autoplay

[@xhivo97]

@@sendrake5005 it's 42, duh

[@navigas5757]

the video is literally right next to your comment

[@kimevensen8987]

Wait Wtf. I just show that video

[@MultiNecroMan]

a pyah at the end would've completed it

[@asad._editz]

Support me b

[@hansalt6695]

@@asad._editz NO

[@zacausman7384]

OH MY GOD!

[@asad._editz]

@@hansalt6695 why

[@juicyy7582]

Holy shit I haven’t laughed like this at something on the internet in years.

[@KikisCheetos1310]

Wow must not take much for you then huh

[@brandonjeffery8023]

@@KikisCheetos1310 "in years"

[@DuneLover6969]

I think you’re depressed bro

[@samhowl]

I'm pretty sure every cut is him dying from laughter.

[@f13rygam3r7]

I'd bet 20 on it

[@OhAden]

When he said 'I love WoW' that was when I knew he was trolling

[@rappidznip8244]

thought the same

[@frederiknielsen3367]

he is band

[@VLEET7]

@Ethan Meixel No... He is not part of.. He is "BAND"... HE IS IT... not part... get it right GOSH!!! When you think of a band... you think of a soda that's poppin.

[@TwoTigerCJ]

​@@VLEET7 Yes he is in a new music band, like you said, but he is pretty much the entire band himself like you said 'He is "BAND" ... HE IS IT' Good for him. I bet he plays bass since he hasent touched a girl in 2 years.

[@Kouzie28]

@@TwoTigerCJ dude his new band is pretty rad

[@iamaegis]

First they came for the Doc, and I did nothing because I was not a doctor. Then they came for Soda, and still I did nothing, because I was not a soft-drink.

[@TheNameIsDiamond]

Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me, because they are not named Diamond.

[@joethehobobro1929]

I never thought literal satire holocaust poem would be in a KZbin apology that is ironic😂😂😂😂

[@susp3kt112]

You can't say that Soda doesn't appreciate his sweater.

[@digggggg898]

I was worried that something bad actually happened lmao

[@Hatsimmale]

@Doma Banned for how long?

[@lione7961]

@@Hatsimmale maybe perma ?

[@copperfield3586]

yeah he got banned but you can see how much he doesnt care :D

[@rolandaskudzma5850]

"I took it all for granit" We aren't stone people, Chance

[@Kappashiro]

If anyone wondering the ban reason that he is also mentioned and talking the real reason of his ban at 1:52 here is the moment for it from the VOD by the way: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKutfZWPi6erqpY It starts around 2:00:35 and honestly at this point Twitch is reaching too much with their censor and facepalm decisions. Anime tities too sexual while actual women doing sexual poses etc... is it okay?

[@mmoff3]

Yeah, twitch's double standards with cam girls are nothing new. I miss pre-2015 twitch so much

[@NivekisKevin]

I watched that part and I started laughing and then I started choking on my own spit. Thank you

[@vgamedude12]

Because twitch supports the matriarchal western order just like all other big tech and ruling classes in the west.

[@user-ze7ko5jt2h]

How long is the ban

[@pamipon822]

bruh i love your channel cant believe im seeing you here

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

*This feels like something old Chance would do* Quality shit posting here, Chunce.

[@kielwymer]

I demand the outtakes. You clearly had far too much fun recording this.

[@derekliu1389]

I don't even know who you are but after watching this I'm saving my prime sub for you when you're back. Seems like you've had a tough life and I always believe in second chances

[@mybedissoft]

Is "second chances" supposed to be a pun?

[@jebedia7]

Third chances*

[@shemii4292]

@@mybedissoft I suppose be he did say that he doesn't know Chance

[@paybackamvz6961]

Nice pun

[@LeoLegit]

My Bed Is Soft how soft?

[@cs82271]

Love it. Joke apology videos have become so common that a real apology video is hard to find

[@eatshit2633]

The fact that this is 15 on trending in my country is hilarious.

[@berkeegeli183]

Am I the only one that got "This is why inbreeding is so dangerous" video in the suggestions for this video.

[@boybee9859]

Lol, I just checked and I did as well.

[@Anonymous-td9fl]

Same lmfao

[@Jimbo-tx9gv]

Mine is all xqc and call me Carson and then all they way at the bottom is this cursed inbred video

[@schigeraXD]

Yes, I kinda wanna click on it but not sure if I should.

[@multiplenames4877]

lmao

[@RoxieParadox]

Damn man, this really hit the feels deep. Im sure Twitch and the entire internet will respect you for all your, Transparency, during this time. ..........and nice sweater. :)

[@bilboswaggings]

this sure is deep, like the toilet you get STDs from by dipping your genitals

[@agis_]

GodSpeed to you too, fellow Internet Frog

[@GBURITTO]

LOL nie spodziewałem się tutaj agisa

[@dannjelen]

omg it's agis

[@BlueMooners]

Most honest apology I’ve ever heard

[@MercurialIris]

That’s sad 😂

[@mixingslowly8223]

Why he looked like he about to laugh every end of his sentence 😂

[@willdallly8271]

cause he is xd twitch is becoming a platform for Thot and simps they are banning all the good content creator over the #metoo movement

[@randomuser-vs3oe]

@@willdallly8271 So you think they should just let streamers who sexually assault other streamers / groom little kids continue streaming? ok

[@ImASquishyFish]

@@randomuser-vs3oe Yes that's exactly what they said, very good!

[@diamondminer8577]

@@randomuser-vs3oe absolutely, if they are not in prison, they should be able to stream.

[@m1sh474]

@@willdallly8271 the perfect example of 4chan/reddit incels hivemind.

[@canyoumimic]

knowing chance he is probably mad this has a million views already.

[@lukapo2899]

The "Godspeed" at the end finished me.

[@yyj0728]

...

[@no-wi1ho]

Jinny my queen

[@dicky4829]

peepoShy

[@FreshDnB23]

bruv

[@PeeCatsup]

yo

[@Alfapsi1]

PogO

[@sirkkax]

"and i love my mansion" **slight zoom**

[@Rekken200]

You should write Hashinshin's apology video

[@downx2767]

Dam never expected you to be here

[@drbeeant]

The God Top is too busy being incapable of doing any wrong

[@SimonSkittleFace]

Stay strong Chance, you will get through this 😢

[@trollwayy5981]

The fact that it’s so monotone makes it hilarious. I’ve watched this video like 30 times.

[@ShortClips-1-0-1]

Chance: The man who could hold a straight face through any speech.

[@Bzk--]

With cuts after every sentence 😂

[@Elfneon]

@@Bzk-- Such editing, much wow

[@zetsun0]

I genuinely thought you were gonna start with "i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement" Disappointed

[@CrouchingGrandpa]

i would've been disappointed if chance bent over for twitch like that

[@pineapple6833]

"I suffer from depersonalization"

[@FireyFly]

"Our friendship" JESUS THAT HAD TO BE SO HARD TO NOT LAUGH AT

[@kazziodex9561]

Greedy people : I enjoy doing what i do. Also greedy people : 0:24

[@nahsti8869]

I've been crying non-stop since the Backstreet Boys stopped making music, now I know I'll never stop crying this broke me.

[@archyzz]

Aww, that's not good? Tell me why.

[@Mooki_14]

@@archyzz Ain't nothin' but a heartache...

[@sigursberget3777]

Teeeell me wha

[@山中サイ]

The passive aggression and sarcasm here is S tier.

[@MidnightAX]

me watching after not watching a stream in over a year. lmao, I see nothing out of the ordinary.

[@horseradish0911]

THIS WAS 2 YEARS AGO??????

[@thenibelung2660]

This is the most sincere banned from twitch apology I have ever seen. I'm crying.

[@killersose]

he did the "big-apology-video-sigh" in the beginning, proud of you Soda. truly professional apology vid

[@TetramentTea]

And, unlike some apology videos, actually says what's going on. He just wanted some anime bitties, the poor man.

[@KelinVictoria]

If you weren’t reading off a prompt I would buy everything else lol...

[@amayahiko948]

... eh.. who is here to buy? i think ... hes into wholesale

[@wolfgar590]

The fact he's clearly reading off a prompt makes it that much more funny

[@jvostudio]

This is probably the most genuine and fair apology video on youtube