I'm Sorry

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[@lilylohmann614]

He really slapped you with the “my condolences” 😭

[@drewpickle2237]

"Mine own apologies, O magnificently ancient one."

[@Zappr]

@@drewpickle2237Damn imagine if the kid actually said that

[@Rahnonymous]

Bro said it like he had only 3 days left to live

[@conq1273]

He literally went "10-4 dinosaur"

[@Eduardo_Espinoza]

still don't get it 😅

[@capsey_]

He didn't kill you, he sent you his condolences because he realized you're gonna die of old age in couple of seconds and left to not witness such tragic scene

[@1mariomaniac]

He was a time traveler that came to warn him but arrived too late.

[@shockthetoast]

​@@1mariomaniacYet his interference with the timeline somehow unintentionally prevented Thor's demise.

[@snuckchompski9300]

Best comment I've read 😂😂😂😂

[@Daclowned]

666 likes no one ruin it

[@flymoolahman2763]

My BROTHER

[@baldcupcake3354]

Now I understand the origins of “oh, I’m sorry” every time Thor says how old he is. Perfection.

[@Goblin_Scout_7777]

i love how we goblins collectively all say "i'm sorry" every time he says how old he is......I'M THE SAME AGE AS THOR!

[@majoralebananier7069]

@@Goblin_Scout_7777 oh, I'm sorry

[@blindedjourneyman]

Oh...Im sorry... ​@@Goblin_Scout_7777

[@baldcupcake3354]

@@Goblin_Scout_7777 I’m like 6 months older than Thor….and I’m sorry.

[@SirSaltythe1st]

@@Goblin_Scout_7777oh.

[@fullaclip]

These kids are like olden times cigarettes they have absolutely no filter and they burn hard.

[@samf8889]

Don’t you know that the foolish grow wise?

[@fullaclip]

I mean ... that's not a sure thing, do they hang around wise people? Not wise guy because that's like mafia stuff@@samf8889

[@vijaz5559]

​@@samf8889 some still foolish 😂

[@stonwall9065]

And like the packaging of old cigarettes, they can’t read the room and are full of foolish nonsense

[@ProGoober]

Im in the middle im not a jerk but I can make a comeback if I want to

[@marcantoinelab12321]

This is the kinda stuff that sticks with you forever. And often times its not even intended to be this hurtful, like an insult would. Kid was probably just genuine 💀💀

[@PointsofData]

Nah that kid knew what he was doing

[@citizenvulpes4562]

​@@PointsofData Idk man, one time an old lady was talking about her problems, and then without missing a beat I said "I don't want to grow older" Without even thinking about it. I was 19 at the time. I honestly didn't realize what I said, and then everyone in the break room kinda dog piled me.

[@jasoncola6071]

@@citizenvulpes4562nah bro i thought you were gonna say 9, but 19 is a little too old for that.

[@adamait5219]

​@@jasoncola6071you can't be too old to do/say anything lol. People speak without thinking it through sometimes that's normal

[@DrakeOola]

That's precisely why it hurts so much, when someone is mad and hurling insults at you then you know they'll just make up whatever they have to to hurt your feelings but the worst insults are when someone says something hurtful to you without trying because then you know they genuinely mean it...

[@djalexander968]

"Oh I'm sorry" Doesn't elaborate Leaves

[@fruchu]

Yep that exactly what he said

[@mckinleytinny]

*RIP Pirate Software 1988 - 2021*

[@Eduardo_Espinoza]

Thor snaps *squeaker voice< no u

[@Kilometrico88]

Thankyou for making me audibly laugh in a public toilet. Now everyone in the adjacent cubicles thinks I'm crazy and I am now also dead from shame.

[@nikkoraymundo9634]

​@Karasuza_sorathor said he died sinc that incident 2 years ago. 2021 is 2 years ago

[@zerowarner7800]

🤣

[@keymot1491]

I mean 80s are pretty old

[@darkin1484]

"33? Im sorry, i didnt know i stumbled upon a fossil."

[@Elektrokardiogramm]

@@cavejohnson4054I'm sorry

[@NisAenino]

​@@cavejohnson4054*leaves chat

[@normalchannel2185]

To be honest, that would make the burn worse

[@Simboiss]

@@NisAenino * refuses to elaborate

[@Sophie_Emilia_von_Zerbst]

Sounds like a time traveller checking up on you right before something bad is going to happen lol

[@kookiemony01]

This reminds me of the John Mulaney story about how he's scared of 8th graders because they're brutally honest with their insults.

[@zoelio999]

"NO THATS THE ONE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!!"

[@skinnytimmy1]

Well he shouldn't be scared because 8th graders are quite sensitive themselves

[@halodragonmaster]

Look at that man with his high waisted hips!

[@VitaeLibra]

​@@skinnytimmy1If you can keep up with an 8th grader before wiping out I'll eat my goldfish. They're glass cannons. Can't take a lot but it won't matter if everything disintegrates before them

[@localtavernsluteplayer2182]

as a former child, i believe he said "im sorry" cause he felt like he was intruding in the wrong area and not with his fellow kids

[@DarkTenka]

As a former child??!! 😂 omg thats good.

[@mastekvk738]

tha should have more likes

[@jbird976]

Yeah I think that is it. He might have strict instructions from the parents or something

[@JayTohab]

Which makes Thor's reaction even funnier

[@tyranmcgrath6871]

This is what I thought the kid meant too

[@sneakypete8809]

That kid was respectful and didn’t want to disturb adults!

[@CosmicHase]

*elderly

[@tvrkm6897]

Or he wanted to drop a really simple cognitohazard bomb, like so many do to Thor. 1) make him aware of his age 2) offer condolences 3) leave without explaining why you asked 4) profit off of psychic damage dealt

[@bornkinggamer3347]

Oh you know what, that's probably it. He probably thought he was going to disturb an adult by asking questions or something lol.

[@20thcenturygamer22]

​@bornkinggamer3347 hopefully that. Like what kind of an insult is it to say people are born at different times?

[@NickMcHardyGolfs]

That kids gonna wake up and be 33 before he knows it and I hope to god he remembers that joke lol

[@Warspanker]

It’s a cycle that never ends

[@petergeramin7195]

It wasn't even a joke. His parents probably told him not to talk to adults on the internet

[@Mwjx]

Shut up. Toxic.

[@BMoney-tnts]

​@@petergeramin7195one look and you wouldn't need to ask his age though cause obviously he's an adult

[@unamusedmule]

When he's 33 someone will tell him the same thing. This is how our creator wanted it to be, that's the circle of life.

[@The5lacker]

Imagine coming into a chat, asking a simple question, and then watching a man disintegrate into dust and blow away on the wind. I'd leave too quite frankly.

[@monolithic7739]

😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@kyawya312]

Kid didn't even watch man 😢

[@legitgopnik8431]

He could've said "Cool" and it'd all be fine

[@Eduardo_Espinoza]

me when I erase everything racist & relearn it on repeat

[@jasons5904]

😂 ☠️

[@Kenny-mt4ko]

"it's not polite of me to enter a mortuary stream "

[@helbent4]

I think the kid was being sincere. Probably just meant that he was sorry to bother him as he was looking for other kids his age. Not necessarily "sorry you are old".

[@endless_sands]

I think it was more like "sorry to remind you and possibly make you feel bad" since older* people dont like being reminded of their age. *when I say older, I mean in general like 20+ Assuming the kid was like 15, P.S. would've been literally over double his age, making the awkwardness more understandable

[@amasiuncula2142]

Nah man hes still under influence of his parents. "Dont talk to adults", then he talks to an adult, this follows up. Maybe this

[@helbent4]

@@amasiuncula2142 Somewhat plausible. But you'd expect this to be more indicative of a child and not a teenager.

[@ManuaI01]

There's two ways, he was Tryna be nice, or just wanted to roast him

[@helbent4]

@@ManuaI01 Hard to say. Seems a little subtle for a kid.

[@JP-xv8uq]

Bro just roasted you unintentionally. Aww man😅

[@voetue7673]

​@@ginxxxxxwhy are you crying about it?

[@MultiArtStyleTWT]

@@ginxxxxx why tf would he care about your opinion when majority find him an entertaining and informative content creator?

[@DrakeOola]

@@ginxxxxx You should hire a babysitter to help change your poopy diaper and put you to sleep, someone's grumpy.

[@JuicedCazyD]

​@ginxxxxx if it bothers you that much then just skip the short??? You're complaining about absolutely nothing you sound extremely salty and bitter because some guy is making money? And talking about his past streams? and all your doing is letting this dude live rent free in your head.

[@JuicedCazyD]

@ginxxxxx I know what you are referring to, I'm not computer illiterate, but I would not be an expert, so i can't have much say in the matter, but I actually appreciate you coming back with a civil response sorry if I sounded bitter, but honestly if it does bother you I would skip it's what I do for most shorts on here.

[@andrescaetano6203]

The brutality of innocence is devastatingly powerful.

[@mrneonsplat]

I'm 50, but when I was btn 38-40, my youngest son, who was btn 10-12, says "Dad, when you were little and they invented the washing mashine, did dryers come out at the same time? Or was there a delay?" I'm still trying to recover from that one

[@JWinterhaven]

My mom had something very similar but the question was if the train was invented when she was young. She still talks a bout this to this day

[@FirstLast-gm9nu]

Well did they old man!

[@maruftim]

answer him old man!

[@mrneonsplat]

@@FirstLast-gm9nu let's see I put my old man age in my post...all you have to do is Google the year washers and/or dryers were first rolled onto showroom floors and that will let you know if I was around and their release dates. If you need me to hold your hand and look it up and do the math for you just ask the old man. i'll help you tie your shoes next

[@FirstLast-gm9nu]

@@mrneonsplat and how old were you when they stopped shoving sticks up everyone's butts?

[@ericsutton8620]

i fucking love how he has to draw everything out

[@mackeralsmackers]

The programmer in him ig

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

Old?/33 Oh Sorry

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

He's coping

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

​@@mackeralsmackershe got that coder in him

[@darkvulpes4826]

His chat is full of visual learners, myself included, lol.

[@notsae66]

The way Thor pauses and stares into the distance for a moment, thinking back on that moment, I can tell he's still absolutely destroyed to this day.

[@pastorslant]

That's ok. I'm a youth pastor and last year, I was talking with one of my teens and he referenced an old meme. I told him I was surprised he knew that meme since it was from when I was in middle school. He goes, "I didn't know they had memes in the 80s." I was like, "The 70s?! I'm 25! I wasn't even born until 97!" Bro really thought i was like 50 something.

[@TimmyTheNerd]

I get paid to DM games of D&D at my local game store, part of it is teaching people to play the game. Sometimes I'll have a kid ask me what it's like to be older than the game I'm teaching. D&D came out in '74. I was born in '88.

[@impishlyit9780]

​@@TimmyTheNerdYeah, but are you teaching Basic D&D? I would wager you're quite a bit older than the new editions..

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Classic 😆😆😆💀💀💀👌👌👌

[@damiencouturee6240]

I have the opposite problem lol. I was talking to my boss last week and he mentioned his 58th birthday was coming up. I was like "What??? I thought you were 45 MAXIMUM" lol

[@AleV69692]

You're a youth pastor? Prove it. Do the thugshaker

[@peterpop-off]

35? Get this geezer a walking frame

[@eggchucker1]

That made my day

[@Xeonort]

Y-yeah! He sure is old! Ha…ha… *_Sweats in only 4 months younger than Thor_*

[@carlspam5335]

Hey, respect the geriatrics, they don't have much time left and their efforts gave us a lot of the biggest inventions like, computers, the internet an the wheel.

[@elikyiael8740]

​@@carlspam5335yeah we wouldn't have myspace without em

[@judet2992]

OOF

[@olsamthememegodbicyclechin]

he didnt wanna bother you, he felt remorse because hes actually a mage and he accidentally casted middle age on you

[@Morbius2271]

Had a 13 year old tell me in Echo VR at 1am after I gloated for scoring, “Yea we’ll I bet your middle aged fatass using this as exercise”. 28 never felt so old, and my workout was ruined.

[@fartgoobermonkey1667]

perfect insult omg, I might use that on my buddy

[@nate-404]

🤣🤣🤣

[@osutk6560]

I'm just better, this would never be me ngl

[@Coastfog]

When 28 is middle aged... 🥲

[@gregbrown8881]

But wait... isn't he also insulting himself for losing to a so-called middle-aged fatass? I would have leaned into it and tell him I was 65 years old and have a problem with moving my arms.

[@seidimeow]

WAIT THIS IS THE ORIGIN STORY 😭 thor's shorts are just showing up at random on my feed at this point AND NOW I feel bad for saying oh sorry in chat every time he mentions his age 😂 but eh guess its too late to stop now

[@UmbraeNaught]

Someone mentioned it in another short and now it freaks me out. If you check the dates these shorts are all almost a year or older and just now this guy is showing up for everyone this week.

[@xplosionslite6439]

​@@UmbraeNaughtConspiracy theory: Microsoft just bought Blizzard, so Google is promoting anyone who will give Blizzard bad rep on their media platforms

[@UmbraeNaught]

@@xplosionslite6439 10% Microsoft 90% Activision-Blizzards own fault for letting the Cosby Room be a thing.

[@seidimeow]

@@UmbraeNaught look thor is a figment of our imagination, this is all a ferret dream I'm kidding lol I've been watching thor for a few months and seeing this happen to him in real time has been great, he built different 7

[@cavemanpretzel9520]

His stuff has also been showing recently. God bless the algorithm

[@YoutubePizzer]

i think kids understand how devastating calling someone old is

[@twomouse5572]

I was 24 (4 years ago) riding a bike with a full head of hair and graduated high-school only 5 years ago before. Only to be told *Old man* by couple of 7-8 year olds. It felt...it felt man.

[@Xeonort]

Kids are savage, and also have no concept of what is and isn’t old age. I remember being in kindergarten, maybe 6 years old, and thinking our music teacher was ancient. She was only 35. She’s as old now as I perceived then, and I’m 4 months shy of being ancient to 6 year old me.

[@kricku]

To be fair you were on a bike

[@Jokervision744]

There are kids, then teens and old men. Latter half is suspected to hold their responsibilities with standards, while teens are seen as possible nuisance, but teens can be seen as men or women in general.

[@Anthony-uz5tj]

im 33 i held the door open for some kid he said thanks sir. it hit my soul

[@Ehh.....]

Dusty old bones, Full of green dust.

[@monolithic7739]

As a 35 year old man, I've had the "I'm sorry" but most recently I actually had a kid say "I wish I was old like you" because he bought a donut for $1.50 and overheard me mentioning that Donuts at Tim Hortons used to be $0.85.. that was a month ago and I'm still recovering IDK if I'll ever come back from this 😂

[@Anankin12]

At least you got to 35, a friend of mine is 23 and hot hit by a "goodbye sir" from a 18 year old, while a 14 yo spoke to me like I was his teacher when I was 21.

[@endriolima5685]

"Dad, when you were born there wasn't Christmas day, right?"

[@monolithic7739]

@@monad_tcp my guy so will I 😅

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

At least he appreciated what you had going for you before he was even born.

[@KingTwelveSixteen]

That kid wants them 85 cent donuts.

[@LoveBystroem]

A troll so vicious there is no possibility of recovery

[@t-mac1236]

I love how you draw things out. It’s such a simple addition to a stream but it adds so much to the comedy value.

[@lemon_jester769]

kid was the embodiment of time and was apologizing for it.

[@eric8841]

That kid been living rent free every since lol

[@arba8126]

- I’m 35 - oh, rest in peace 💀

[@DarrellVermilion]

"You're 35?? Condolences. 😔😞" - a 37-year-old

[@ratcatcher2048]

"Did you know him" *Picture of an Ankylosaurus*

[@Vifnis]

"This was two years ago... 33" If that killed him, bruh hasn't even gotten over the hill yet...

[@bozman247]

33 is a great age. I’ve just noticed once you get about 30 you have to start listening to your body a bit more than when you’re 18

[@animejanai4657]

Hmm, at 26 was when I noticed the very slightest downturn from peak physical sports condition (bicycling on 30 to 50 mile daily trips) for my body. No matter what I did, I couldn't reach my age 26 performance, so that is why I say I peaked physically at 26. From the way other employees talked, that seemed to be the range for white collar males (at our employer) with full medical plans to peak -- age 26 to 28. After that, it is a long slow downhill.

[@koatam]

I'm 33 and I'm healthier now than I was when I was 18.

[@Merilirem]

@@koatam some people just turn to dust quicker. Like those folks who look twice their age. Sometimes its drugs or bad habits. Sometimes its just genetics. Either way they aren't having fun.

[@alexlaw1892]

Yes that is why 33 is fucking old.

[@tomi-Q]

@@animejanai4657 But isn't the peak at endurance sports much later than 26 though?

[@tonycampbell1424]

Gotta respect a man who can admit when he's been wrecked. Damn.

[@1guy0clue79]

"... and that was 15 years ago..."

[@greenredblue]

Speaking as someone who's pretty socially awkward, I'm guessing there's like a 30% chance they're apologizing for asking a dumb/personal question, or imposing on your time, or something else like that... and didn't realize what it sounded like. Which would make it even worse.

[@lulutango]

This sounds like Thor got slapped with the high school teenage girl type roast. Absolutely brutal lol

[@takezomiyamoto1390]

During their youth, most people hardly ever realize that they will age too. Disrespecting older people, is like throwing rocks over your own roof.

[@XPGamingXPDK]

Old age?? Bro 33 aint old age

[@aty4282]

​@@XPGamingXPDK Imagine living till your thirties -people in the 1700 probably 🗿

[@BitwiseMobile]

@@XPGamingXPDK I am 53 and I still code every single day. My day job title is Senior Applications Architect. Senior doesn't mean I get discounts at diners either - it means I know my shit. These kids stand on the shoulders of giants without realizing it. It's so easy now. It wasn't so easy when I was coming up.

[@kylerodd2342]

It was pretty funny tho

[@aty4282]

@@BitwiseMobile i mean, thats good, right? Also, as someone with experience. Is it worth to start a career in coding? What would be better to pursue? Im in self doubt regarding game making/ purple teaming (after maybe 20-30 years of experience ofc)/ any other tech field I feel lost ngl, i guess all i have to do is just start up on something right?

[@Alphanerd2]

This will become relevant later.

[@AlienOfEarth]

The time traveler realized he went to the wrong year

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

​@@AlienOfEarth😆😆😆👌👌👌

[@GetsugaTensho85]

Dude! He probably meant I'm sorry I'm at the wrong place. There are polite kids out there, and I swear to God they do exist.

[@eyesoulsgames]

That's when the villain story started 😂❤

[@hrbi4664]

God damn remembers it for 2 years and probably atleast ten to come

[@IndestructiBil]

"it haunts Thor to this day"

[@Jericho93py]

The truly sad part about these children today is that when they reach 27 they are going to feel too ruined and disgusted with themselves, when I was a child I never thought about becoming old, in fact now I am 31 and I still see myself as that child from before , I have the same tastes but refined and I learn more and more about my work

[@Asubatsu]

Try and hold onto that mindset I kind of lost that just before hitting 34 and losing my grandma earlier in the year.

[@aimee9478]

I've had that moment of feeling "ruined" at 26, then realized that I'm actually getting better and more refined with age, and that kids and teens (including the younger me) see everyone past 25 as a fossil because 1) they lack perspective 2) our culture is still pretty ageist and overly favours youth as "the best time in your life" (not true lol). 30 today and doing better than ever!

[@Yuri-nc9vl]

​@@aimee9478As at 27 I'm really ruined. Thanks gaming and crypto...I wanty health back!

[@inventiveowl395]

Reach 27? I've felt that way since 12yo..

[@BrandonShere]

@@aimee9478 Im about to turn 26 this month, and I can't stand it. the worst part is that since covid i've been locked inside a room aging but not living life. can't cope with it, just have to move on i guess.

[@saulitix]

"Sorry that happened to you... you know... being old"

[@z.i.bligg.]

You just know that the last two words there are whispered as well lmao

[@Wanelmask]

Press F to pay respects

[@wrwcoded600]

Man I’m 47 love your shit, just got back into coding, stopped the doom scrolling, lovin life thanks man

[@rangerthederpgoat2326]

37, trying to do the same with death scrolling, been at it since 2016, trying to break the habit

[@Wartinald]

⁠@@xcoolthefoolxtry not to loose your daily routine (waking up early, setting X hours a day to stay active and do useful stuff), work on personal projects and also, stay outside of home all you can. All the best, man 🫡

[@wegner7036]

Forty seven oh my God does it hurt?

[@wrwcoded600]

It does, occasionally , but what they don't tell ya, the kid inside never ages man, it's always there. @@wegner7036

[@bullitthead7853]

@@wegner7036 Yes, and it happens fast too. I feel like I was 20 just a week ago. Time goes by faster as you age, it is freakin weird.

[@alexello1189]

To be far thor you simultaneously look 16 and sound 36 at the same time

[@Traumglanz]

No, he looks more like 40 and that's it. He looks my sage. I still can't get over that this is my age now :p So I certainly would take that "I am sorry" ;-)

[@alexello1189]

@@Traumglanzbro let me tell you something. When I was 18 with a beard fresh out of high-school, I could get drinks at the bar like nothing. They all thought I was 30 something. Even went to liquor / package stores and bought bottles of jack and Jäegermeister for my friends. Without proof how old you look to people can vary GREATLY.

[@Golden_squanch]

We have a couple 18-year-olds at my work and I'm a little over a decade older than them. They remind me every chance they get brother I feel you

[@allnamesaretakenful]

Kid said, "see ya, old man river."

[@Yoitsdannyj]

I do the same thing, when i find out someone's British

[@Telesto_Timelost]

💀

[@alittlebitofeverything533]

That boy still lives rent free in your head and it's kind of funny 🤭

[@livefreeprintguns]

To be fair you sound like you're in your 50's... which is a hell of a complement because you have a golden voice.

[@Emilstekcor]

That was me as a kid... 😂 im 27 now and feeling it.

[@az4221]

I keep thinking oh I'm only 27 and then I have the realization that in three years I'll be thirty and I feel my bones wither inside me at the thought

[@darcksage1]

28 here... Yeah

[@cmasterson]

38 aren’t we all feeling it. Lol 😂

[@iwantbank2961]

Also 27 and my girl (23) says that I'm tripping when say that

[@Coastfog]

​@@cmastersonalso 38. My older friends say it only gets better after 40, and I'm absolutely certain they're genuine when they say that. Absolutely certain.

[@Nebsgame]

The simplest thing has stuck with him for 2 years

[@c4yourself319]

My brother was working at a pizza restaurant and a kid asked how old he was. "29" my brother said. Kid: "dang you're like half way to being 60". My brother is still upset about this.😂

[@Dr-Dre]

I think the harshest thing is how he didn’t even let you respond. He just said “I’m sorry for your misfortune” and immediately left. What do you say to that? It doesn’t matter. They came in, inflicted the damage, and didn’t even care enough to listen to what you had to say… I’m sorry bro 😢

[@ThorOdinson1269]

"I'm sorry?" "What you're sorry for?! You'll once be 33 as well.

[@skullboi5579]

The power of apologies. Simply saying "I'm sorry" can make or break you. Also I'm sorry you got me chuckling real good.

[@DecisiveZoom]

That's up there with Ludwig's "Stop looking over here nothing's happening" experience

[@RedRanger-ll7hx]

I came here from that because it reminded me of this

[@18Themega]

I mean, best case scenario this kid was doing a "stranger danger" and meant it as "Oh, sorry, I'm not allowed to talk to grown ups on my own"

[@brandonfaddis7443]

Man, I could feel the emotional damage

[@DeathMetalDerf]

Don't feel bad, man. I'm gonna be 42 in a couple of weeks, and after getting hit by a car while walking across the street and having 39 pieces of surgical grade titanium holding my lower spine, left hip (point of impact), and both of my legs together, I assure you that things could be a Hell of a lot worse. I can still walk but I need a cane most of the time, I can stand up and get around though when I've got to. The arthritis from my thoracic spine straight to my toes is actually the worst bit, but I just use quite a bit of cannabis because it's not an opioid painkiller, and I've put too many friends and family members in the ground because of those things.

[@MultiArtStyleTWT]

TlDR for anyone that doesnt want to read everything: He is a opiod and cocaine adict

[@starkness12]

Mine was a neighbor kid running up to me because "you're an adult" after her grandmother fell down the stairs and got knocked out (both are fine now, 4 years later) It felt weird explaining to the police why a child I have no relation to was hugging me

[@ImUhRandii]

This one time I was hanging out with my friend and his little brother's friends and we were talking about Dragon Ball Z. I mentioned how when I was a kid, I used to save up my lunch money and spend it on VHS tapes to collect all the episodes. They all began murmuring, one of the kids was like "What's a VHS?", another said "Why didn't you just use Crunchyroll?" and this other kid said "Y'know TVs have color now, grandpa?". It's been like 5 years since that convo and it still sticks with me lmfao

[@meleegxd]

I am still "just" 23, but oh my god this comment is so nostalgic. I remember that I always used to record the episodes that aired on TV on VHS Tapes. but damn that last kid's sentence must've hurt lol.

[@MongoLikeBeer]

I feel this to an unfortunate level lol. I'm 33, and whenever age comes up in a game, I gotta hear like 3-4 people go "DAMN!" when mine is mentioned

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

And 33 isn't even that old.

[@stevenhetzel6483]

I lucked out with a baby face and have decided that until I'm 40, I tell everyone I'm 29. Then until 50, I'll tell everyone im 39.

[@invinity1990]

Crazy right? I still feel like 21 in my head, but only with more responsibilities

[@futuza]

​@@sechabatheletsane9784I mean it kinda is, it's like 33% of your lifespan.

[@Billy_High]

​@@futuzaAverage life expectancy is around 75. By the age of 19 you've lived almost 25% of your life.

[@henryj117]

Dudes been living rent free in your head ever since.😂

[@greenghost5821]

I’m trying to be a rapper/ streamer/ author/ content creator. I feel like I waited a bit too long, but just based on listening to you and how you say “just go do it; you don’t have to wait for validation” you are living proof it doesn’t matter as long as you are dedicated and kind hearted

[@clowwwwwwwn]

bruh pick one you're 32 not 11

[@greenghost5821]

@@clowwwwwwwn lol thanks for the life advice, clown

[@shibity]

Then that kid will hit 33 and will realize it's awesome lol

[@spiderdude1013]

He probably thought he crossed a line, I'd do the same thing

[@strixt]

What a savage way to troll someone. Just go to random streams doing this and leaving everyone just completely flabbergasted 😂

[@DC0096]

Damn you know it hurt cause he still remembers it lmao 😂

[@mandos6145]

I like the idea that you weren't destroyed by the idea that he thought you were old but just at never being able to answer the question "SORRY FOR WHAT!?"

[@cjl2351]

This is only a roast if you're concerned about aging; otherwise, I would just look at it like they did you a favor and kept you from their biases and problems.

[@unordinarytreefrog]

33? He's older than Shrek, making him officially old(by HIS laws)

[@bigscinto5547]

At least he was polite 😂😂😂

[@jostafro4967]

You have crushed it at 33! Good work. I’m the same age but I just got into my current career about a year ago, I wish I was already established by this age

[@crashhydra8227]

Kid ask your age Gets answer Kid says: oh I'm sorry Kid leaves without more context Thoren took critical emotional damage

[@R2robot]

That kid is living in your head RENT FREE to this day. lol

[@AcidRainbowSkies]

help this was brutal 😭 i felt this in my soul

[@NeuroticPwa]

"Oh when is the funeral?"

[@ZhanTodorov]

I was in the gym once, when I was approached by this kid who’d seen me lift a few times and he asked why do I never go heavier than him, given the fact I looked “built”. I told him I had prior injuries and could only go as heavy on some lifts as my body allowed me to. He then stated, “Oh yeah, age does that to you. You should definitely not exert yourself too much.” I was 25yo at that time and kid was 20yo… Some people just don’t know how age works.

[@blasphimus]

Yeah, and when you get an injury you really don't want it to get worse. Same kid would be 25, injure himself and then wake up at 30 worrying about if he's got another 40-50 years of worsening pain. Your twenties is 10 years of your life and you're middle aged until 50 then you don't really get old until some time in your 70's. Most people just look like shit in their 30's because they don't stay fit and at that point 30 can look 50 at times.

[@ZhanTodorov]

@blasphimus True.

[@wheeze5715]

this truly is the moment that PirateSoftware became Pirates of Tware

[@notsae66]

This made me laugh unreasonably hard!

[@jmftsukka]

Also with weirdos online kudos for the kid leaving. You were being honest but that’s some progress there

[@Dan-codes]

30-35 was my prime. Those are great years.

[@grumpyursus9346]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@lokidagr]

he was looking for the young adults program

[@ikiyou_]

The fact that he said "I'm sorry" says a lot. He has good social awareness but it's not good for him. He knows that age gap won't do well for much socializing, it's just going to be awkward. But this way, he won't have a chance to socialize. At least he didn't scream at you like a toddler.

[@tzoanast1061]

Kid didnt wanna stick around, he thought you'd drop dead any second 😂

[@nighthawkviper6791]

That wasn't a kid, Pirate...

[@Derpy_Crow]

✨I’m 10th like✨ why is this so underrated?

[@Noodlyk18]

First time you get called mister/sir by a kid hurts

[@tomm04471]

nah man, the kid traveled too far or not far enough in time to tell you something.

[@AMightyStorm]

young people thinking anything past the age of 25 is old absolutely slays me, can't wait till they reach 30 and realize they are barely even getting started with life and 30 is nowhere near old

[@vinwisdomofsolomon4448]

Don't worry Thor Ive been there your not alone🤣