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[@MichaelReeves]

good to see i put out a video today, now i can go back to playing fortnite instead of creating content

[@letusplay9507]

And just like usual, you'll get no revenue from it

[@leftsmile5096]

Michael Reeves lmao thinking emoji

[@spaceistheplace2293]

Michael Reeves make a robot that makes videos for you.

[@danielbinoy3849]

But where are the youtube buddies?!

[@brainhurt419]

Less fortnight more robocraft.

[@TimTom]

I’m in a William Osman video!!! It was great to meet you guys! :)

[@opus2998]

I saw you right away in the video because you're the tallest person there :P

[@surfsuds4123]

I saw your video over it😂

[@Evercreeper]

You are at 10:09 in the green shirt!

[@inactivechannel145]

how many subscribers was william at when you subbed? if you did, of course

[@edamoora]

Oh hai, thank god i watched your video because then it led me here and I’m in love with both your channels now

[@BobbyDukeArts]

Three Williams deep. 🤔 I know there's a dirty joke in there somewhere

[@ajburdett882]

Bobby Duke Arts A wild Bobby appeared... Hai!!!

[@sneezlebottom137]

I feel like there's a LotR joke in there somewhere...

[@jibbs_aim]

Still only 6 inches

[@T0xIcNigHtMarE]

Bobby Duke Arts wait... You watch William Osman?! 😂 God your even awesomer than I thought lmao

[@burkeysvids]

I love when two of my favourite KZbinrs are fans of each other... My god, you two need to do some sort of collab. I can almost picture the dance montages already!

[@cooperarbogast4018]

The second he said he was going to put a small child in the shopping cart, I thought he meant Michael :D

[@Diegoh_25]

That’s what I thought too

[@loudkraken]

Cooper Arbogast hahahahahahahahhahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha.................HA

[@giantsfan567]

I thought I was the only one 😂😂

[@joshuavanzyl6910]

Yup i think allot of us did

[@silasclausen8297]

Same

[@bwood6337]

I love how much mileage he’s gotten out of that shopping cart.

[@Figureight]

I think you need to stop doubting the things you make and know that we will all find them entertaining.

[@jacksonw3867]

Lex? I haven't seen this channel around in a while...

[@vicz7423]

Figureight hello lex im a big fan of Your GTA videos

[@AidenTheGamerOnUtube]

facts

[@welg1789]

Hey vsase

[@kenny344]

$5 for a small hot chocolate? That's the real crime.

[@josharntt]

California prices...

[@rkan2]

Pretty cheap for an event in California even! :D

[@legendofpanda6258]

Right? You can buy a large for half that

[@MLAFormat213]

California. They conspiratorially burn your house down (agenda 21) and charge you 5$ for a hot chocolate.

[@kirbymilton9446]

I DIDNT WANT TO SEE YOUR FOOT JUICES

[@reidwattenburg335]

i was eating 2

[@clarav1938]

I did

[@fderro]

I have a similar cyst on my foot, I bought an encyclopedia at the thrift store to burst it. It grows back. Bodies are cool!

[@clarav1938]

Francesca D. Did you know they can grow teeth hair and eyes 🙃

[@fderro]

That's a different type of cyst. Once again bodies are cool! if you want your brain to melt search brain cysts on KZbin: medical videos of surgeons using tiny spoons to scoop out cyst inside peoples brains.

[@angelinahilton1234]

2:55 the passing child that just bursts out laughing at Will riding by on the rc cart is adorable

[@Gingermycat]

The craziest thing is the David segment really shows how he's all about content and not caring about his "friends".

[@parallax8896]

I love how the curtain transition was neither one of William's guesses, it was just a spinning picture of curtains hahahah

[@jlco]

That's how curtains work, right?

[@bassemb]

The "good luck Leo it's not my problem" segment had me laughing from start to finish, Holy crap that was funny. My face hurts.

[@sheriderington8086]

Uh CaN I HaVe a hOt ChOcOlAtE

[@stylelessant9985]

The remote controlled cart is now an internet celebrity.

[@T0xIcNigHtMarE]

StylelessAnt It's the new Skelly 😂

[@devincory9695]

That kid trying to apologize and explain that he isn't the one controlling it while Will is driving him around like a madman is just about the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@loserloser411]

david dobrik radiating a vague but definitely sinister aura here

[@sardonicsnake11]

Yeah, offscreen he seems like a serious director trying to capture the best footage for maximum views, no funny business.

[@calitutkowski406]

Oh I’m glad someone else picked up on that it was super creepy

[@reidchave7192]

Yeah I kind of felt that too eheh

[@logandh2]

He’s not going to hurt you, but he could

[@brandoneller5359]

sounded like a super dick

[@levialbright1746]

"There's two things going thru my head right now: practice makes perfect, and quit while you're ahead." *-my new motto*

[@rmr24HDGMD]

I. WAS. EATING.

[@IPlayGamesHere]

me too

[@guy3nder529]

fun

[@gabrielchcosta]

Damn i just started eating before the foot video! I didn't see that coming!

[@christiandevey3898]

Same

[@CryptidCountdown]

SAME.

[@ker6349]

"Does the curtain come to the sides or come down?" *nods* Curtain spins in

[@thedripfinallystops]

13:14 - "We're so bad at making videos..." I expect nothing less, this is why I am here. Because even your bad videos are funny AF.

[@sidneyprice5323]

6:45 kid: NO WAIT STOP person in the background: can I get a lemonade actually?

[@YMilkshake]

William, you weren't gone. You'll always be in our hearts. SIKE feelings are gay lolmao

[@JeithKarrett]

uncle death more like uncle COOL GUY

[@thewaffle376]

Uncle Death no u lolmao

[@KaliTakumi]

lolmao

[@deuce7986]

💀

[@Ep339]

Lolmao lmao 😂

[@gesarts3625]

I think the salivabot (the moisture sensor robot you spit on) idea was the greatest idea EVER!! This may be the last chance we get to display dominance over technology before A.I. takes over the world.

[@snugglyhedgehog]

SnAtChY tHe CLoWn honestly fine with an AI takeover as long as we get William Osman

[@slayerficated]

Blake Hum3r I don't know if we can keep William Osman around, but how does William Osman 2.0 sound?

[@Benzy670]

What if the robots *like* being spit on?

[@gesarts3625]

Justin there are other humiliating forms of moisture we can resort to..... if you catch my drift. Nevermind, if it likes being spit on it probably would like other forms of moist humiliation.

[@KevinLikesBananas]

@@gesarts3625 moist

[@wrenlewis7659]

"can we just set it on fire" is the most on brand thing peter has ever said

[@Sancho2852]

Imagine if David had the remote…. At least William was somewhat careful

[@mr.midnight6086]

12:23 turn the volume all the way up on everything to hear cameraman john's voice telling william about the icecream ur welcome

[@ezboi5768]

Kewl

[@ezboi5768]

U alive?

[@mr.midnight6086]

@@ezboi5768 ?

[@Sketchy_Dood]

4:42 BILL OSMAN fantastic

[@starchilder734]

The boy buying hot chocolate was the most adorable thing

[@legendofpanda6258]

Horrible Monstrosity a boy getting robbed was adorable?

[@illymation]

what a cute shot of tim helping jonah put his helmet on!!!!!

[@indra8188]

I don’t watch David dobrick but that section made sense from what I heard

[@BraydenFilms]

David Dobrik cameo aged like fine wine.

[@kilby2277]

I was looking for this comment

[@schmud143]

bro fr its so weird to watch

[@lexavalentine3059]

It aged like a fine milk

[@24FramesOfNick]

Loving that foot cam intro

[@SirDummyThicc]

24 Frames Of Nick love your Channel dude

[@bacchusbrain]

Me too mom

[@costlycoffee1265]

small world god damn, keep up the good work my dude.

[@Zxios]

I liked your video on Over The Hedge. Great analysis (and summary), my guy.

[@Rasradio]

24 Frames Of Nick keep up the great work man

[@Lprimary]

This video is the data dump of the century

[@Gameboygenius]

Hang on, when you're saying dump, do you mean like taking a dump, or a landfill?

[@Lprimary]

Gameboygenius all at once so a dump, a landfill would take too long

[@jeidun]

Michael Reeves. That's why.

[@4077Disc]

Peter: “Can we just light it on fire?” Sounds about right for Peter

[@Luvcook]

I appreciated the half screen. That way I could block out the needle. Thanks for the warning!! Glad it's better though.

[@olivia-ro4qv]

welcome back! I left some dinner in the fridge for you

[@williamosman]

thanks olivia

[@jasonf.ezekiel6161]

is it expired yet

[@zell9058]

Thank God, I was afraid you got a job.

[@declanmccaughley]

I miss laser time :( Can we get a temporary dance track going? It's motorhome feature time!!! Show us random features of the motorhome each time

[@Pouchey2]

Why do I want this so badly? 😂

[@fullmetalshrimp2513]

I cannot, and I mean CANNOT thank you enough for the needle warning. I have a horrible phobia of needles and it's great to get warned and be able to look away and skip ahead, instead of being served an unexpected panic attack :')

[@GavinGruys]

Looking back through the lens of current day David dobrik you can kind of tell he was always shitty. Back then everyone probably thought "just some friends having fun" but now looking back dude in the shopping cart (Joana/nick?) probably didn't want to be there and putting his limbs in danger but you know David pushed him to do it even if he didn't want to. I could be wrong but god damn

[@DeeBhadest]

yes! i came to say the same exact thing. He is extremely toxic. while David is giving directions dismissively you can clearly see how uncomfortable William facial expressions are. that entire section of video really captures Davids toxicity.

[@XibaXela]

Sometimes I wonder if Peter actually likes William or if he just begrudgingly does colabs with him for the boosts to his own channel

[@martyjehovah]

Peter acts the same way toward the goofy dude he hangs out with during most of his own videos and i'm pretty sure that they're friends. Also they started collaborating before William's channel had any boost power to speak of so I think he likes him.

[@RealPDX]

I hate how bored peter acts all the time and how instead of talking he just “bleh”

[@GoblinModeKnives]

Peter is the straight man in most comedy duos. its classic comedy

[@chicktapus463]

If you were Michael Reeves we would be saying that this was the fastest you've ever put a video out. you're fine.

[@mep-co]

12:23 was that camera man John speaking

[@ordici_]

OMG YES IT WAS WTF

[@ordici_]

Dose he have a redit ? You should put your findings over there!

[@rosellosagaming5074]

The camera man is petersripol

[@lukeschulkins4310]

2:02

[@eleakolari8274]

Commie Dog42 well who was it then?

[@theblankyblankness]

Dobrik has been allegedly negligent to his friends/coworkers.

[@goldensloth7]

i mean there's video of that accident!

[@T.V_Outdoors]

This collab with Dobrik did not age well!

[@kumd]

Instructions unclear. My cat has herpes now.. thanks a lot.

[@bootlegsanesss]

wtf

[@chazdude3644]

no u

[@Counttec]

Hey, I had a Ganglion Cyst in my wrist, it was my Wrist-Cyst-or

[@biancasmith2827]

Mitch Nelson wryst

[@justanotherzombieFJ]

I get one on the top of my wrist

[@Parthfarce]

"There's two things going through my head right now, 'practice makes perfect' and 'quit while you're ahead'." ~William Catman circa 2018

[@sugarbooty]

Os -Cat- man

[@13barash]

1:17 LOL look at this guy behind with the box on his head

[@ninin11]

damn you can really feel the psycho energy from david dobrik on this video

[@RyukUnchouJordison1]

This really feels like a mental stability documentary on William Osman, great vid, laughed till my asthma returned

[@pixletaco2566]

The cat shirt has william projecting lasers. And Michael reaves icon is him with a laser in his eye. Film theory

[@thedreadfulcat818]

"CaN I HaVE sOmE HOt cHOcoLAte pLS

[@mgpt2048]

Can we just talk about how a small hot chocolate was $5

[@roseylee8618]

This video kinda proves what Trisha was saying about David-_-

[@Lily-gr1ct]

honestly the curtain spin transition is the funniest joke in this video. Props to CameramanJohn/Wil/whoever edited that

[@mordecai9128]

David seems so weird and serious off camera

[@galaxyflaregaming1236]

Will: “I hope no one was eating while watching this” Me: *literally just started eating a snack*

[@bloxindoez3718]

same

[@godofgaming6905]

6:31 why wasn’t Michael in the kart

[@Pancak3trap]

1:52 oh you have an Even and Katelyn sticker on the back of your car!

[@pushyajain2345]

Something tells me that this competition should be judged by Simone giertz

[@EthelonYT]

7:30 DID THIS MAN SAY $5 FOR A SMALL HOT CHOCOLATE??

[@InsertaUsername12]

I was having a Croissant while watching the cancer getting sucked out of you, William. Thank you for that

[@BIG_BREAD_45]

Did this vid get demonetized this is actually pissing me off I can only imagine how u feel billiam

[@joshrosen1223]

This is a little odd to watch now, with all the David Dumberdick drama happening now.

[@organizedchaos6412]

He seems like a total douche in this video so it lines up 😬

[@TommyCallaway]

2:05 Peter asking if he can just light it on fire. TOO SOON!

[@elizabethb7550]

I never realized how invasive David’s camera must be

[@simonlibik]

4:58 he should have tried making a robot that actually works and it would have been perfect for the competition since his stuff never works anyway

[@MakeItWithCalvin]

Good Luck Liam reminds me of when Adam was stuck in the car when Jamie lost radio control...

[@shad8x936]

Dont be a meanie, post a videoie

[@Videohead-eq5cy]

Shad8x ok

[@yeetyeetpotatoskeet5263]

No

[@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486]

Shad8x you tried

[@sleightlyhandy889]

Ravioli ravioli give me the videoie

[@jacobdanz2492]

He postn’t

[@thatonedoggo5097]

**stops writing obituary**

[@SlowpokeSteve]

Thanks William, by chance I was relaxing eating Jell-o during that segment. I just didn't see it coming. I still loved the video though

[@dominichines9996]

"We need something technologically advanced, that makes our robot worse!" My mind immediately jumped to the logical conclusion of "Blockchain!"

[@BigStrap]

Cameramanjohn, please make that silly gun a staple of your videos. The sound effect is just too funny.

[@Caleb-ws2yq]

Build a machine to kill fortnite

[@flowrfpv]

Or drone with bubble blower gun on it !

[@piggy9539]

YES

[@edamoora]

Infect it with ligma

[@portercarr7197]

Potato Man what’s ligma?

[@Caleb-ws2yq]

Porter Carr We got him boys

[@visibleconfusion9894]

its ok i didn't want to eat food today anyway

[@HighDefinition48]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? congrats on 6000 subscribers

[@osotanuki3359]

Meeting roomie has made him 3 degrees of separation away from pewdiepie (He's famous)

[@Videohead-eq5cy]

Now they know each other

[@midcondition]

@@Videohead-eq5cy how?

[@simonlibik]

11:58 nevver drink and drive other people in a remote cart

[@mothids]

"The views and opinions in this stupid youtube video belong to william osman and in no way represent the official stance of Wago Lever Nuts" Thanks will

[@thisisold1951]

14:38 - william's decent into becoming a furry

[@kingminceraft9487]

Ah yes. He gon't back any time soon

[@turtle7792]

acsent*

[@noahtheboa5644]

@@turtle7792 descent*

[@movingparts6270]

Will's Footipedia profile is now complete.

[@SuiYo]

oh boy!!

[@nickc3657]

Was really bummed when I saw the title 😔

[@superliljohn91]

Did ... did you set that forest fire?

[@andreyshmotyev9428]

I was actually eating homemade lemon Jell-O with strawberries. I wasn't paying attention to the video, instead, I was looking at a rotting gecko eaten by weird worms, and when I looked at the video, it was at the exact moment the cyst popped into the syringe. I was particularly disgusted, but then the worms burst out of the geckos' ribs, and so now I'm spending my life being a jello fountain in my toilet. What a coincidence...

[@SunnyBlam]

William here is like an engineering genius, yet he chooses to create absolutely ridiculous projects that barely work half the time, all the while with constant sarcastic humour. I fucking love you.

[@brodiehaddon631]

14:49 *'CONTENT'*

[@garthor]

9:01 -- I'm not hungry for lunch anymore... thanks will... >_

[@dakotajones4169]

Does cameraman John do the editing? Like the music and other stuff?

[@Liltightlaceddragon]

I had a tumor that I was told was a gangelion cyst in my wrist.. Smacking it was a bad idea. It metamorphosed and had nerves, blood vessels, cartilage and sweat glands.

[@melsyoutube]

"practice makes perfect, and quit while you're ahead" - micheal reeves.

[@thelastcube.]

4:43 so now you do live sitcoms Noice

[@GrumpyTy34er]

Well, now you and Jacksfilms can be furries together

[@BubbleLitten]

"How can I William Osman this" the question i subliminally asked myself when about to do something stupid but would probably work

[@inserthf]

For those who see the needle warning and want to skip past the needle clips: 9:10

[@dardan1287]

The thing I love most about your videos is how much you seem to enjoy whatever it is you are "accomplishing", and the zeal with which you go at it. Please don't ever feel like you just have to make content because we're out here watching for it. We're watching because we love to see your joy and ingenuity, and if making some schedule destroys that, to hell with a schedule. I'll still be excited every time a new video pops up!

[@ZOK08]

“I hope no one was eating while watching this” as I’m sitting here eating dinner and watching someone extract Williams toe juice

[@TheIrrelevantYT]

"Mediocre content." *sees RC cart* *( ͡o͜ʖ ͡o)*

[@supermagnus6987]

8:54 i was planning on eating a nutella sandwitch but then i changed my mind

[@bogscholar691]

The editing in this was bomb. Also, glad to hear you're not dead. That's pretty chill. I'm also glad that you don't have cancer yay!

[@beefy74]

You handing Casey Neistat a roll of tape so casually is what I strive to be in life.

[@thecow5397]

*reads the title* "it appears my hitman has failed me"

[@naitn]

9:42 hey it's jonah

[@strydomburger8066]

Love the videos. Keep up the good work. Hi from South Africa.

[@koi-irako]

Toto - Africa