I'm Still Alive

[@MichaelReeves]

good to see i put out a video today, now i can go back to playing fortnite instead of creating content

[@letusplay9507]

And just like usual, you'll get no revenue from it

[@leftsmile5096]

Michael Reeves lmao thinking emoji

[@spaceistheplace2293]

Michael Reeves make a robot that makes videos for you.

[@danielbinoy3849]

But where are the youtube buddies?!

[@brainhurt419]

Less fortnight more robocraft.

[@TimTom]

I’m in a William Osman video!!! It was great to meet you guys! :)

[@opus2998]

I saw you right away in the video because you're the tallest person there :P

[@surfsuds4123]

I saw your video over it😂

[@Evercreeper]

You are at 10:09 in the green shirt!

[@inactivechannel145]

how many subscribers was william at when you subbed? if you did, of course

[@edamoora]

Oh hai, thank god i watched your video because then it led me here and I’m in love with both your channels now

[@cooperarbogast4018]

The second he said he was going to put a small child in the shopping cart, I thought he meant Michael :D

[@Diegoh_25]

That’s what I thought too

[@loudkraken]

Cooper Arbogast hahahahahahahahhahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha.................HA

[@giantsfan567]

I thought I was the only one 😂😂

[@joshuavanzyl6910]

Yup i think allot of us did

[@silasclausen8297]

Same

[@angelinahilton1234]

2:55 the passing child that just bursts out laughing at Will riding by on the rc cart is adorable

[@bwood6337]

I love how much mileage he’s gotten out of that shopping cart.

[@BobbyDukeArts]

Three Williams deep. 🤔 I know there's a dirty joke in there somewhere

[@ajburdett882]

Bobby Duke Arts A wild Bobby appeared... Hai!!!

[@sneezlebottom137]

I feel like there's a LotR joke in there somewhere...

[@jibbs_aim]

Still only 6 inches

[@Cinabutts]

Bobby Duke Arts wait... You watch William Osman?! 😂 God your even awesomer than I thought lmao

[@burkeysvids]

I love when two of my favourite KZbinrs are fans of each other... My god, you two need to do some sort of collab. I can almost picture the dance montages already!

[@Figureight]

I think you need to stop doubting the things you make and know that we will all find them entertaining.

[@jacksonw3867]

Lex? I haven't seen this channel around in a while...

[@vicz7423]

Figureight hello lex im a big fan of Your GTA videos

[@AidenTheGamerOnUtube]

facts

[@welg1789]

Hey vsase

[@kenny344]

$5 for a small hot chocolate? That's the real crime.

[@josharntt]

California prices...

[@rkan2]

Pretty cheap for an event in California even! :D

[@legendofpanda6258]

Right? You can buy a large for half that

[@MLAFormat213]

California. They conspiratorially burn your house down (agenda 21) and charge you 5$ for a hot chocolate.

[@Gingermycat]

The craziest thing is the David segment really shows how he's all about content and not caring about his "friends".

[@DKF_oli]

was going to make a comment about this, too. he just doesn’t give a shit if jonah gets hurt, or if william gets in trouble with the cops, he doesn’t care as long as he gets the footage.

[@thedripfinallystops]

13:14 - "We're so bad at making videos..." I expect nothing less, this is why I am here. Because even your bad videos are funny AF.

[@parallax8896]

I love how the curtain transition was neither one of William's guesses, it was just a spinning picture of curtains hahahah

[@jlco]

That's how curtains work, right?

[@bassemb]

The "good luck Leo it's not my problem" segment had me laughing from start to finish, Holy crap that was funny. My face hurts.

[@sheriderington8086]

Uh CaN I HaVe a hOt ChOcOlAtE

[@krelsen7]

i don't really care whether the contraptions work or not, the process of getting there and the test phase is the best part. i mean some of your stuff in the past didn't work great but it was still entertaining to watch.

[@rkan2]

krelsen7 Personally I think the first videos with still some manufacturing (and lasertime) added more substance to the videos and sort of made a buildup to the actual climax, which then determinee the success of the video. (not necessarily what they were building). This kind of video seemed like a just the highlights, I'd enjoy seeing more even if it was a bit all over the place.

[@rkan2]

Matthew Duncan Yeah but he has about 150k of donations which were intended to make him be able to get a new place, and say... a laser :) He also has a great creator community at his fingertrips who should be able to help him make laser time, everyday!

[@airkoala1]

Journey before destination.

[@me_mal]

Strength before weakness.

[@airkoala1]

Mal I will protect those who can not protect themselves.

[@sidneyprice5323]

6:45 kid: NO WAIT STOP person in the background: can I get a lemonade actually?

[@loserloser411]

david dobrik radiating a vague but definitely sinister aura here

[@sardonicsnake11]

Yeah, offscreen he seems like a serious director trying to capture the best footage for maximum views, no funny business.

[@calitutkowski406]

Oh I’m glad someone else picked up on that it was super creepy

[@reidchave7192]

Yeah I kind of felt that too eheh

[@logandh2]

He’s not going to hurt you, but he could

[@Shamsammy99]

sounded like a super dick

[@kirbymilton9446]

I DIDNT WANT TO SEE YOUR FOOT JUICES

[@reidwattenburg335]

i was eating 2

[@clarav1938]

I did

[@fderro]

I have a similar cyst on my foot, I bought an encyclopedia at the thrift store to burst it. It grows back. Bodies are cool!

[@clarav1938]

Francesca D. Did you know they can grow teeth hair and eyes 🙃

[@fderro]

That's a different type of cyst. Once again bodies are cool! if you want your brain to melt search brain cysts on KZbin: medical videos of surgeons using tiny spoons to scoop out cyst inside peoples brains.

[@stylelessant9985]

The remote controlled cart is now an internet celebrity.

[@Cinabutts]

StylelessAnt It's the new Skelly 😂

[@devincory9695]

That kid trying to apologize and explain that he isn't the one controlling it while Will is driving him around like a madman is just about the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@ker6349]

"Does the curtain come to the sides or come down?" *nods* Curtain spins in

[@levialbright1746]

"There's two things going thru my head right now: practice makes perfect, and quit while you're ahead." *-my new motto*

[@mr.midnight6086]

12:23 turn the volume all the way up on everything to hear cameraman john's voice telling william about the icecream ur welcome

[@ezboi5768]

Kewl

[@ezboi5768]

U alive?

[@mr.midnight6086]

@@ezboi5768 ?

[@rmr24HDGMD]

I. WAS. EATING.

[@IPlayGamesHere]

me too

[@guy3nder529]

fun

[@gabrielchcosta]

Damn i just started eating before the foot video! I didn't see that coming!

[@christiandevey3898]

Same

[@CryptidCountdown]

SAME.

[@gesarts3625]

I think the salivabot (the moisture sensor robot you spit on) idea was the greatest idea EVER!! This may be the last chance we get to display dominance over technology before A.I. takes over the world.

[@snugglyhedgehog]

SnAtChY tHe CLoWn honestly fine with an AI takeover as long as we get William Osman

[@slayerficated]

Blake Hum3r I don't know if we can keep William Osman around, but how does William Osman 2.0 sound?

[@Benzy670]

What if the robots *like* being spit on?

[@gesarts3625]

Justin there are other humiliating forms of moisture we can resort to..... if you catch my drift. Nevermind, if it likes being spit on it probably would like other forms of moist humiliation.

[@KevinLikesBananas]

@@gesarts3625 moist

[@YMilkshake]

William, you weren't gone. You'll always be in our hearts. SIKE feelings are gay lolmao

[@JeithKarrett]

uncle death more like uncle COOL GUY

[@thewaffle376]

Uncle Death no u lolmao

[@KaliTakumi]

lolmao

[@deuce7986]

💀

[@Ep339]

Lolmao lmao 😂

[@ajmathis4748]

11:15 - 11:19 The face William makes after saying "dick" is pure regret and its adorable 😂

[@Sancho2852]

Imagine if David had the remote…. At least William was somewhat careful

[@wrenlewis7659]

"can we just set it on fire" is the most on brand thing peter has ever said

[@illymation]

what a cute shot of tim helping jonah put his helmet on!!!!!

[@Sketchy_Dood]

4:42 BILL OSMAN fantastic

[@BraydenFilms]

David Dobrik cameo aged like fine wine.

[@kilby2277]

I was looking for this comment

[@schmud143]

bro fr its so weird to watch

[@lexavalentine3059]

It aged like a fine milk

[@Luvcook]

I appreciated the half screen. That way I could block out the needle. Thanks for the warning!! Glad it's better though.

[@Lprimary]

This video is the data dump of the century

[@Gameboygenius]

Hang on, when you're saying dump, do you mean like taking a dump, or a landfill?

[@Lprimary]

Gameboygenius all at once so a dump, a landfill would take too long

[@24FramesOfNick]

Loving that foot cam intro

[@SirDummyThicc]

24 Frames Of Nick love your Channel dude

[@bacchusbrain]

Me too mom

[@costlycoffee1265]

small world god damn, keep up the good work my dude.

[@Zxios]

I liked your video on Over The Hedge. Great analysis (and summary), my guy.

[@Rasradio]

24 Frames Of Nick keep up the great work man

[@starchilder734]

The boy buying hot chocolate was the most adorable thing

[@legendofpanda6258]

Horrible Monstrosity a boy getting robbed was adorable?

[@4077Disc]

Peter: “Can we just light it on fire?” Sounds about right for Peter

[@indra8188]

I don’t watch David dobrick but that section made sense from what I heard

[@XibaXela]

Sometimes I wonder if Peter actually likes William or if he just begrudgingly does colabs with him for the boosts to his own channel

[@martyjehovah]

Peter acts the same way toward the goofy dude he hangs out with during most of his own videos and i'm pretty sure that they're friends. Also they started collaborating before William's channel had any boost power to speak of so I think he likes him.

[@RealPDX]

I hate how bored peter acts all the time and how instead of talking he just “bleh”

[@GoblinModeKnives]

Peter is the straight man in most comedy duos. its classic comedy

[@mep-co]

12:23 was that camera man John speaking

[@ordici_]

OMG YES IT WAS WTF

[@ordici_]

Dose he have a redit ? You should put your findings over there!

[@rosellosagaming5074]

The camera man is petersripol

[@lukeschulkins4310]

2:02

[@eleakolari8274]

Commie Dog42 well who was it then?

[@chicktapus463]

If you were Michael Reeves we would be saying that this was the fastest you've ever put a video out. you're fine.

[@13barash]

1:17 LOL look at this guy behind with the box on his head

[@fullmetalshrimp2513]

I cannot, and I mean CANNOT thank you enough for the needle warning. I have a horrible phobia of needles and it's great to get warned and be able to look away and skip ahead, instead of being served an unexpected panic attack :')

[@jeidun]

Michael Reeves. That's why.

[@zell9058]

Thank God, I was afraid you got a job.

[@declanmccaughley]

I miss laser time :( Can we get a temporary dance track going? It's motorhome feature time!!! Show us random features of the motorhome each time

[@Pouchey2]

Why do I want this so badly? 😂

[@cheezenug0222]

8:47 “I hope no one was eating during this” I was literally eating mashed Potatos and now I’m scarred

[@Pancak3trap]

1:52 oh you have an Even and Katelyn sticker on the back of your car!

[@olivia-ro4qv]

welcome back! I left some dinner in the fridge for you

[@williamosman]

thanks olivia

[@jasonf.ezekiel6161]

is it expired yet

[@chocolatepudding1241]

I was in the line at the meet and greet at vidcon! He gave me cat stickers and temporary tattoos, and when he gave me his autograph he drew a little fat cat

[@its.freyja]

Me too! :D He seemed like a just really nice guy in real life! I also was at the Ice Cream Launcher panel, which was...a "different" experience in a lot of ways from the rest of the panels at VidCon (but very fun)!

[@tomthebomb564]

so was I!

[@RyukUnchouJordison1]

This really feels like a mental stability documentary on William Osman, great vid, laughed till my asthma returned

[@MakeItWithCalvin]

Good Luck Liam reminds me of when Adam was stuck in the car when Jamie lost radio control...

[@GavinGruys]

Looking back through the lens of current day David dobrik you can kind of tell he was always shitty. Back then everyone probably thought "just some friends having fun" but now looking back dude in the shopping cart (Joana/nick?) probably didn't want to be there and putting his limbs in danger but you know David pushed him to do it even if he didn't want to. I could be wrong but god damn

[@DeeBhadest]

yes! i came to say the same exact thing. He is extremely toxic. while David is giving directions dismissively you can clearly see how uncomfortable William facial expressions are. that entire section of video really captures Davids toxicity.

[@Counttec]

Hey, I had a Ganglion Cyst in my wrist, it was my Wrist-Cyst-or

[@biancasmith2827]

Mitch Nelson wryst

[@justanotherzombieFJ]

I get one on the top of my wrist

[@TommyCallaway]

2:05 Peter asking if he can just light it on fire. TOO SOON!

[@pixletaco2566]

The cat shirt has william projecting lasers. And Michael reaves icon is him with a laser in his eye. Film theory

[@theblankyblankness]

Dobrik has been allegedly negligent to his friends/coworkers.

[@goldensloth7]

i mean there's video of that accident!

[@BIG_BREAD_45]

Did this vid get demonetized this is actually pissing me off I can only imagine how u feel billiam

[@Lily-gr1ct]

honestly the curtain spin transition is the funniest joke in this video. Props to CameramanJohn/Wil/whoever edited that

[@kumd]

Instructions unclear. My cat has herpes now.. thanks a lot.

[@bootlegsanesss]

wtf

[@chazdude3644]

no u

[@InsertaUsername12]

I was having a Croissant while watching the cancer getting sucked out of you, William. Thank you for that

[@galaxyflaregaming1236]

Will: “I hope no one was eating while watching this” Me: *literally just started eating a snack*

[@bloxindoez3718]

same

[@Liltightlaceddragon]

I had a tumor that I was told was a gangelion cyst in my wrist.. Smacking it was a bad idea. It metamorphosed and had nerves, blood vessels, cartilage and sweat glands.

[@pushyajain2345]

Something tells me that this competition should be judged by Simone giertz

[@T.V_Outdoors]

This collab with Dobrik did not age well!

[@EthelonYT]

7:30 DID THIS MAN SAY $5 FOR A SMALL HOT CHOCOLATE??

[@simonlibik]

4:58 he should have tried making a robot that actually works and it would have been perfect for the competition since his stuff never works anyway

[@dardan1287]

The thing I love most about your videos is how much you seem to enjoy whatever it is you are "accomplishing", and the zeal with which you go at it. Please don't ever feel like you just have to make content because we're out here watching for it. We're watching because we love to see your joy and ingenuity, and if making some schedule destroys that, to hell with a schedule. I'll still be excited every time a new video pops up!

[@ninin11]

damn you can really feel the psycho energy from david dobrik on this video

[@thedreadfulcat818]

"CaN I HaVE sOmE HOt cHOcoLAte pLS

[@mgpt2048]

Can we just talk about how a small hot chocolate was $5

[@thelastcube.]

4:43 so now you do live sitcoms Noice

[@godofgaming6905]

6:31 why wasn’t Michael in the kart

[@SlowpokeSteve]

Thanks William, by chance I was relaxing eating Jell-o during that segment. I just didn't see it coming. I still loved the video though

[@elizabethb7550]

I never realized how invasive David’s camera must be

[@garthor]

9:01 -- I'm not hungry for lunch anymore... thanks will... >_

[@BigStrap]

Cameramanjohn, please make that silly gun a staple of your videos. The sound effect is just too funny.

[@bonksteroony8232]

for a second i didn’t read the post date and thought big willy was back, we miss you will.

[@martyhalloway7935]

Well well well

[@bogscholar691]

The editing in this was bomb. Also, glad to hear you're not dead. That's pretty chill. I'm also glad that you don't have cancer yay!

[@thatonedoggo5097]

**stops writing obituary**

[@thisisold1951]

14:38 - william's decent into becoming a furry

[@kingminceraft9487]

Ah yes. He gon't back any time soon

[@turtle7792]

acsent*

[@noahtheboa5644]

@@turtle7792 descent*

[@mordecai9128]

David seems so weird and serious off camera

[@snapboy1309]

most people did not see this at 15:43 so i will repeat what it said (the views and opinions in this stupid KZbin video belong to william osman and in no way represent the official stance of Wago Lever Nuts) i did this cuz why not :D

[@cammeronetzkorn5199]

All of the rumors about David and seem to be true from this video and his videos he seems like a super nice guy but you can clearly see him watching Jonah for multiple times in Saint get up do it again get up do it again it’s kind of weird

[@buttonsomalley3420]

David Dbag is the worst

[@strydomburger8066]

Love the videos. Keep up the good work. Hi from South Africa.

[@koi-irako]

Toto - Africa

[@dakotajones4169]

Does cameraman John do the editing? Like the music and other stuff?

[@mothids]

"The views and opinions in this stupid youtube video belong to william osman and in no way represent the official stance of Wago Lever Nuts" Thanks will

[@inserthf]

For those who see the needle warning and want to skip past the needle clips: 9:10

[@setarui]

Aaaa its been awhile! Also your inventions are amazing no matter what! ♡

[@roseylee8618]

This video kinda proves what Trisha was saying about David-_-

[@osotanuki3359]

Meeting roomie has made him 3 degrees of separation away from pewdiepie (He's famous)

[@Videohead-eq5cy]

Now they know each other

[@midcondition]

@@Videohead-eq5cy how?

[@whalemur4415]

William, I just want you to know that with your content it’s always “quality” over quantity. And thanks for not being dead bub

[@blakehawkins3296]

6:07 Did anyone else want him to be talking about Michael reeves

[@shad8x936]

Dont be a meanie, post a videoie

[@Videohead-eq5cy]

Shad8x ok

[@yeetyeetpotatoskeet5263]

No

[@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486]

Shad8x you tried

[@sleightlyhandy889]

Ravioli ravioli give me the videoie

[@jacobdanz2492]

He postn’t

[@brodiehaddon631]

14:49 *'CONTENT'*

[@visibleconfusion9894]

its ok i didn't want to eat food today anyway

[@HighDefinition48]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? congrats on 6000 subscribers

[@SunnyBlam]

William here is like an engineering genius, yet he chooses to create absolutely ridiculous projects that barely work half the time, all the while with constant sarcastic humour. I fucking love you.

[@michaelpowell547]

Strait up I just love watching you do things. It gives me chuckles

[@movingparts6270]

Will's Footipedia profile is now complete.

[@SuiYo]

oh boy!!

[@nickc3657]

Was really bummed when I saw the title 😔

[@PettyVagrant]

Did ... did you set that forest fire?

[@thecow5397]

*reads the title* "it appears my hitman has failed me"

[@faithlarsen1257]

this is the high quality content I needed today also thank you so much for helping procrastinate on my APUSH assignment I didn’t want to do it anyway

[@pheasantlogie6791]

Why is the clock in the motor home stuck at 2:00