Sorry Kiddo Life Hacks Aren't Real

[@quwe8807]

I was trying to follow the clock in the background to see how long the video took to make The clock’s broken

[@mobileguy5823]

Q Ü W Ë lol

[@xelAlexx]

Naw, it just took 1 entire day for each take to be filmed perfectly

[@johnweber4504]

I find it funny that I didn’t notice that even though I work on clocks more often than I should, and even was looking at it thinking it was ugly

[@suxxbank132]

Nah they are just stuck in an alternate reality where nothing but life hacks exist.

[@hollex1096]

Feels bad

[@benjalumchocolate4095]

i love that camra man john has so much character but never says a word

[@luissemidei9995]

Some even say that he has more character than William.

[@nowonmetube]

HowToBasic

[@HankGreenburg]

This is what every cameraman strives to be.

[@kelleyg4894]

Just like ninja Brian!

[@mimz4life874]

What word?

[@MotovlogFrance]

I’m a dentist If you scrub your teeth with those products first you will remove some colorations and it may look as if it works BUT if used too much you will remove the enamel and show more of your dentin which is YELLOW So on the long run you actually make your teeth yellower...

[@chris2944]

Motovlog France my mum said my teeth have always been sort of yellow. Is it possible that teeth are not naturally white?

[@CyberCactus]

@@chris2944 Enamel is naturally white; dentine however is yellow. Enamel is the hard layer that covers dentine, so if your teeth are completely healthy and clean they should be white, because you're only supposed to see the enamel.

[@chris2944]

Jake the Astronaut bones are usually white but teeth are not bones.

[@TheActualTed]

"The enamel itself is a blueish white colour, but it is also somewhat translucent so the yellow of the dentine beneath it shows through to make *the overall colour of the teeth either light grey or light yellow* ."

[@chris2944]

Jake the Astronaut yeah I don’t blame you for thinking they are bones though.

[@mochi12]

I love how wills house burns down and he looses so much yet he keeps up his amazing attitude, honestly William is really underrated

[@ZennPlanes]

he has 2.35 mil subs now!

[@mochi12]

@@ZennPlanes the guy deserves it!

[@thedudecalledalan9095]

How and when did his house burn down

[@mochi12]

@@thedudecalledalan9095 idk man, last year sometime i think, and I’m pretty sure it was form his wack ass laser cutter

[@fungus_cat]

His mom trying to tell I’m to leave nicely and him just saying what she’s thinking. Lamo

[@smashingoldstuff2838]

*looks at ambulance passing by* “Good luck!” Such a pure soul he is

[@GuiiasUnited]

yah

[@debbuan]

Smashing Old Stuff this deserves more likes cause it’s so truuuueeeee

[@paradoxous6497]

Imagine getting a notification of some idiot saying... "E"

[@stuflu8380]

Now remember, he either lived with or still lives with Michael reeves

[@HiClassHarlow]

@@paradoxous6497”E”

[@buddhagreene9010]

I like how the fire extinguisher is being used for memes rather than being saved in case of a heated situation

[@janniskastner4396]

Ironic.

[@rouge5140]

he should have used it to save his house, pretty easy, use it to bring a bucket of water with the time machine.

[@lerquian1970]

maybe the fire extinguisher was for saving his house

[@rouge5140]

@@lerquian1970 r/woooosh

[@lerquian1970]

@@rouge5140 the one that burnt

[@duser]

Petition to give that small Filipino child and Camera Guy an allowance from William.

[@slipsby2704]

sorry kiddo your parents are getting a divorce

[@jackg780]

No

[@gyrozeppeli6453]

@Mega Weeb Nation yes

[@Jesterspark]

Or 40, one or the other

[@guy3nder529]

The only one that looks remotely Filipino is cameramanjohn

[@chickencurry7642]

My girlfriend trying to break up with me: it's not you. it's me. . William's mom trying to get rid of him: it's not you. It's the motor home...

[@BIuteam]

Lmfao, exactly

[@MgaMan-mr9pw]

I can't stop laughing, but every time i hear, "so apparently we aren't allowed to... anymore" my heart breaks a little bit. Keep on trooping forward.

[@TyeTaylor]

Why can't he use certain things?

[@lukelblitz3627]

@@TyeTaylor far as i know his house had burnt down and he had to live on a motor home with his mon

[@SI0AX]

@@lukelblitz3627 How did he burn his house down? He also didn't have insurance?

[@lukelblitz3627]

@@SI0AX "how did he burn the house down" he fucks with electricity daily

[@lewisyc0201]

@@SI0AX the wild fires in Cali got it

[@TomStantonEngineering]

Omg we have the same kettle! Life hack: put plastic fish inside for kettle fish bubble bath tank

[@ate1357]

Hello

[@ate1357]

Tom Stanton I am subscribed

[@PaarthGuptaYT]

hi tom i am subbed

[@scottgriffin5879]

I also have that kettle

[@jambat100]

Williams mum: I want the motor home back William: *pulls off draw handle and glues it to phone*

[@koin799]

Rebellius

[@OctoLemon06]

drawer

[@gator4458]

Drawer

[@aidanomeara7948]

drawer

[@HomeWithMyKids]

Drawer

[@jennhoff03]

My sister is a dental hygienist and learned these HORROR stories in school about people scraping their enamel off using "activated charcoal" hacks. People will have lifelong problems doing that. It's most definitely not harmless!

[@TLguitar]

I'm pretty certain the worst out of the bunch was _lemon juice and baking soda._ That "toothpaste" is just acid and abrasive.

[@egghead6091]

“Who’s gonna clean this?” *looks at Michael* “You wanna make five bucks?” ^that’s sibling culture right there

[@Andyv22]

and then he's just like "fuuuuuuuu"

[@andregon4366]

Wait what? You call beating the shit of each other "five bucks" or I'm missing something?

[@xalted8111]

Waaaaaa

[@indymay5760]

Wait I’m confused are they siblings

[@deadpool1901]

@@indymay5760 bruh Michael is from hawaii. His mom is filipino.

[@coreykerwood5119]

I just saw a man, whose house burned down due to the devastating Cali wildfires, have to live in a cramped motor home with his wife, and get kicked out said motor home by his own MOTHER, breakdown into tears to the news, then convert that moment into a comedy moment. I want that kind of stress-energy in my life.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

You really don't

[@nathanielweaver7078]

Isn't that just manic depression?

[@imagomonkei]

You really think they would include footage of his mom kicking him out on a video? It's not like he films his entire life and shares it with the world. They've certainly talked about his living situation before.

[@imagomonkei]

From the GoFundMe campaign to buy a new home: “My parents who live across town were evacuated as well, and their house is standing as of now, but the neighborhood I grew up in is absolutely destroyed: Currently my parents, sister, Chelsea, and I are living in a motor home (parents') with two cats and a dog that won't stop farting. I don't have much of a plan right now other than moving back in with my parents, but their house won't be habitable for several weeks due to potential lead/asbestos contamination, no power/gas, and contaminated tap water.” Five people were living in that RV. That's why his mom was trying to help him find a new house.

[@nowonmetube]

I wouldn't

[@chipio]

This video is literally just you screwing around for 13 minutes. Keep it up

[@linkthegandorfslayer]

The quality content I subscribed for.

[@apeiron1700]

@@linkthegandorfslayer the standard of quality is quite high then

[@krackakrames]

That and he slowly but surely gets worked up about how terrible life hacks are lol

[@clearskyy]

it was the best, its pretty funny xD

[@technosapien330]

*all of your videos are literally just you screwing around for 13 minutes.

[@mysticknight48433]

11:27 That is literally like a 5th grader and their teacher

[@Kami15Grim]

YES

[@mrfosilman]

The best part is that Caretaker is actually a 5th grade teacher.

[@Zuiker1]

@@mrfosilman I think the commenter knew that

[@DominicI1]

You are wrong. It is the perfect example of primates poop-flinging tendencies being displayed in a human. The response was an example of a human who has evolved past these poop flinging tendencies or only appreciates it when they themselves are flinging the poop.

[@racketylawyer308]

Dont you love how you just watched a man who's house burnt down get kicked out of a moter home by his own mom

[@TommytheroxTV]

It’s NOT SAD AT ALL :D

[@luketanker6074]

No it makes me sad.. Poor will

[@moonlight2870]

Don't you mean MOTHER HOME?!

[@RuneTrips]

Why do they want the motor home back so bad? They use that shit every week end or what?

[@UdaraDiyalagoda]

Not... necessarily

[@dexis9412]

“Hey Gary, WHERES MY MONEY! Oh I owe you money” Too real man, too real.

[@Loading-tr7yv]

With that nice house, I’m sure your right

[@710Chri]

I’m not joking I scrolled down and read that and then he said it

[@mistertwister2000]

“You’re trying to get rid of us” “Not....necessarily” Wow, what a mom. :/

[@haterhayder]

Mans lost his house and his moms like "I just want my second part time home back..." :(

[@TheTroll10]

WELL NO BUT ACTUALLY YES

[@chanderson2559]

friggin broke my heart. happy i have a mom who loves me. sad my dad is dead, but not that sad.

[@marksmod]

ass cheeks

[@DylanSchr]

Chanderson 255 F to pay respect

[@unikqefox_1576]

Mom: pulls the "Not necesarrily" card. All moms do.

[@tomwaugh1936]

Cameraman john is actually howtobasic confirmed

[@Ratnik6]

y̴̬͚̮̭̌́̍̀̾̏͂̀͝͝ö̸̢̨̢̯͉̦̳̹̞̹̭̯̣͙̘́u̶̼̎̈́͆͆ ̶͖̙̜̞̱͒̿͑̕k̵̼̜͔͓̭̎͊̄͐̐̍n̵̻̭͕͓̝̒̂͒̾͋ͅo̵̡̧̳̲̥̮̮͎̖̫͎͛͊͗͊̉͒̀͠w̵̘͓̺͒́̓ ̷̨̻̭͚̙̯͉̮̼̗͉̣̪̭̋͒̎̓ͅţ̶̡͙̑̒̌̀͠ơ̴̡͔̳̹̝̹̗̟̈́̒̔͌̿̑̆̀̆͜ó̵̢̥̟̩̼̹̯̬͔̪͎͘ ̴̨̤̳͙̭̱͚͍͔̹͇̬̩͍̿̉̿̍̋̈m̸̬͙̥͍̹̥͖̤͔̀̈́̽̊̐́͂̎̓́̍͂u̵̲̜̜̮͎͔͖̤͗̿̈̕̚͜ċ̶̨̳̟͓̬̭͓͍͉̮̦͓̜͋͆̓̐̂́h̷̢̖̟͈̘̩̥̭͍͕̟̗͔͔̀̏̀̓͜

[@gateauxq4604]

He doesn’t want us to hear the Aussie accent-brilliant!

[@xxXthekevXxx]

*I’M HOWTOBASIC!!!!!*

[@afronic1239]

Left-handed: check Always behind the camera: check Sounds: hmm?

[@Henry680]

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS

[@Rocknoob49]

Yea lets put sugar and citric acid on our teet and scrub nice and hard! How to get rid of pesky enamel in 2 easy steps!

[@kevinrhodes7714]

I've seen baking soda and peroxide being used as a way to brighten smiles but to only use 1 or 2 times a day

[@bigboypal]

@@kevinrhodes7714 *a week

[@Savannah-]

On your teet lmao

[@leonelmartinez2486]

Ah yes the teet

[@ckv954]

Lmao

[@michaelingrum4960]

Just sell Michael's car and buy a laser cutter, it's not like he can drive it till he's 16 anyway.

[@stcalo]

I somehow read that as "Just sell Michael"

[@shinydewott]

yeah, I think they can re-buy a car in 6 years too

[@themonkeyshead7520]

Sebastian Calo I mean that’s a good idea too

[@pyrite4765]

I was completely lost on what this channel was supposed to be but Michael's presence somehow cleared everything up

[@franzpattison]

Dude when his mom kicked him out he actually came to tears and used comedy to mask it. William is hiding stress. Take it easy man :(

[@olsonbryce777]

he is gay

[@olsonbryce777]

Stop being beta snowflakes

[@jaysonelliot8131]

It might just be bc he was fake crying lol, sometimes my eyes water when i fake cry

[@olsonbryce777]

@@franzpattison Yes

[@olsonbryce777]

@Structure Agency Meow

[@apfelkrieger1]

7:05 thank god that no one would bake with sawdust

[@NeverEverTM]

William: Yeah right?! ...

[@Omnipresentponi]

Oh god🤣

[@ocsanik502]

How much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy treat before people notice?

[@ocsanik502]

@@julians.2597 nah it was 100%

[@senza4591]

haHAA

[@johku3733]

Michael is now officially your child.

[@flashwave]

you sure he's not his dad

[@lividsphincter4098]

somewhere between 8 and 35 years old.

[@Fiyeroification]

Reeeee333eee!

[@ChocolatePie-by1ot]

Even though he keeps an amazing attitude, you can still see how pissed he is with these hacks

[@tedbyszinski2853]

“What’s the dirtiest cheapest kind of wood we can get” *grabs small sheet of OSB* I don’t think I’ve ever seen William actually describe what they’re doing with such accuracy

[@Yehe13]

:0

[@heartfang21]

i was laughing at the innuendo of him talking about getting the worst, dirtiest wood, then he transitions to grabbing a sheet of OSB and i just about lost it

[@darcymacca4108]

11:45 michael looks like their grandma that is living with them

[@internalport8776]

the accuracy of this comment is unreal!

[@DontarrestmePLZ]

I thought it was someone's grandma at first, no shit.

[@dofw.mp4330]

I came here to look if someone mentioned it

[@Emily-moo]

I thought it was a grandma at first, haha

[@adamf894]

Looks like Conswaila from family guy.

[@gangledorf6017]

william: "wow these videos are useless" william: *makes video of him sucking oatmeal out of plastic wrap*

[@RogueCowTurd]

like, hes only doing it because lifehacks said its cool

[@kileki9163]

“This is why people die of diseases that can be cured or vaccinated against.” Truly ahead of his time

[@ktsillin]

Came here to find this comment

[@SineN0mine3]

Maybe it was as true then as it is now.

[@AverageAtGames]

At 11:44 I literally thought Michael in the background was someones grandma

[@losisd3ad]

SAME

[@lilportapotty6952]

Bro i literally commented that 😂😂😂

[@alay6396]

But it's literally Michael

[@Boomistirr]

he's a 12 yr old

[@phrog2125]

He looks like a young grandma, a teenage girl and a 12-year-old all at once

[@Raelfeyna]

William: *Sits in pile of oatmeal, cancerous sawdust, and spiderwebs* "Do life hacks make things worse?" ...

[@minionman100]

Did you say oatmeal? 1 2 oatmeal Kirby is a pink guy 1 2 oatmeal because Kirby’s very cuuuuute

[@nightrous3026]

Raelfeyna yes

[@nightrous3026]

Mr. Gentleman ahhh simple flips memes

[@jahvonabrigo7157]

1:32 "William just Rages" conspiracy theory: William doesn't have a voice, it's been camera man John voicing the whole time.

[@roidroid]

👍

[@DuckBilledAtheist]

What if he IS cameraman John

[@juiceman6204]

Jahvon Abrigo penis

[@TheEvanAndrews]

Hopefully the Cameraman John reveal will have as much hype as the HowToBasic reveal.

[@luongmaihunggia]

@@TheEvanAndrews and it turns out cameraman john is just Vsauce. NO, I'M CAMERAMAN JOHN.

[@nathanhaag8097]

Wow it’s amazing how I can pause William’s video and come back in and hour and still not know what’s going on.

[@danterodriguez03]

william lives with his care taker and his 10 years old, michael

[@andrewh6188]

Don't forget the floating hands and feet named John

[@chregig7967]

I'm starting to feel like Camera man John is actually HowToBasics

[@gdog7714]

They did that

[@patrickbrooks4470]

First video I'm watching after the great KZbin crash of October, thank god Netflix was up

[@Satakarnak]

Same i saw the blacksmith and the Devil

[@chickennugget3430]

I was watching nitro circus

[@maracachucho8701]

The what?

[@gabrielleengel7476]

I watched Carrie on Amazon...

[@Samster33]

Indeed

[@imxandrr]

2:04 every 8 year old trying to record a video with their friends

[@firestar-fz2rw]

Jeue

[@AbbeyKitty1013]

Same but I do it by myself... I don't have irl friends... Just online friends ;w;

[@lanacology]

That plastic idea was terrible it defeats the purpose of having a reusable plate. It’s so wasteful.

[@Swimmydude11]

Not to mention it promotes unnecessary trash at the cost of laziness.

[@craftygeekent4620]

And it’s probably not very healthy eating off plastic that was heated.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Also the fact that any hot food would melt the plastic and have it leach into the food...

[@sel4785]

But it's a *_lifehack_*

[@Lion-xl8gy]

You could've just bought a stack of paper plates

[@thelastcube.]

Ah another sweet video of William hanging out with his adopted 12 year old child

[@MandrakeFernflower]

Dad of the year

[@OvPdTurtle]

Kidnapped

[@harmonic5107]

@@AL-kc1nb an hour later KZbin actually breaks

[@lucacecchetelli5153]

First you get kicked out of your parents house then you get kicked out of your parents motorhome... I guess that is just live :(

[@kingkksama5140]

That is just live

[@MuffinWrangler]

That is just live

[@JustSomGuy]

That is just live

[@factcore2630]

Live,laugh,love

[@Swiddy_Swooty]

When Live Give You Lemons

[@ninehundreddollarluxuryyac5958]

This is really helpful and works a treat every time. If you pound a nail in part way with a hammer and it stops going in, get your gun. Put the barrel of the gun over the nail so the nail head in inside the gun barrel. All it takes is a little push on the trigger and that nail is either dirven in the wall or you are driven to the hospital.

[@rahulsrinivas497]

I though William was going back in time to stop his house from burning

[@transonic_cow]

F

[@suheilc265]

F

[@tylermorgan4507]

F

[@josiahszczepanski8909]

F

[@RipDippler]

F

[@ruthlessrubberducky5729]

7:03 I had one of those labels on a hammer. Everything causes cancer in California.

[@kip258]

This comment contains letters, a substance known to the state of California to cause cancer.

[@Maski500]

I mean Logan Paul does live there...

[@midgetman4206]

everything kinda does, we just don't really care about most of them unless they do it really fast

[@scottowens398]

@@kip258You win the Internet today, sir.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

Well I don't live in California so I should be fine

[@toxicbananas3219]

This is the backstory of how Camera Man John evolved into HowtoBasic

[@NimhLabs]

That is so canon

[@coastaku1954]

William: Talks about wanting 5 minute crafts to be banned *A year later* Scarce: Well it turns out that 5 Minute Crafts has been banned for spreading false information *William predicted the future*

[@academyjason]

Theyre still alive and scamming for views though

[@firestar-fz2rw]

Banned?

[@coastaku1954]

@@academyjason I thought that channel was taken down

[@coastaku1954]

@@firestar-fz2rw Taken down

[@maritzasanchez6520]

Troom troom next PLEASE

[@mangcrow5738]

life hack spend 3-4 years being an apprentice to a carpenter and then build your own house.

[@nutmeg9005]

Mang Crow thatll show em

[@squid3646]

Life hack dont pay for a house just work on construction and make your own

[@Dardessia]

The internet: single use plastics are killing the planet ! Also the internet: use cling film on top of a plate so u don't have to wash it after hehe

[@Redbikemaster]

@TyetheRebel it really does

[@mattorie6703]

Which doesn’t make sense cuz that’s what paper plates are fpr

[@SpicyNoodleDragon]

Apple hey apple

[@SpicyNoodleDragon]

Apple hey

[@SpicyNoodleDragon]

Apple hey apple

[@DudeManBoroMan]

12:35 That was actually a little sad when he said that

[@I-think-im-him]

Fun fact technically only Milwaukee makes the sawzall every other company legally have to call it a reciprocating saw

[@johnchestnut5340]

You mean like Kleenex, Zerox, and Crescent? You can be too successful. Companies might not be able to use that term generally; but I assure you that the general population can and does.

[@jdotoz]

Fun fact, only Milwaukee cares.

[@mchanna06]

@@jdotoz lol

[@Ventorath]

as someone who is not a tool guy, i have literally never heard the term "sawzall", but have heard reciprocating saw plenty.

[@ClintonC1991]

I thought Michael was a 79yo Salvadoran grandma.

[@franzpattison]

That person is a dude? I literally thought the same thing.

[@davidwallace4244]

same

[@jaysonelliot8131]

Me too omg

[@poodychulak]

Dios mío, pensé que era mi abuelita

[@daank4361]

LMAO SAME

[@andrewgrier9245]

I once saw a life hack video put a condom on a fidget spinner. It was also the thumbnail. It solved nothing. It only made me into a fool.

[@arthurmelnik1824]

L9999999l999

[@DarkSignal59]

hate to break it to you but you were most likely a fool to begin with if you clicked on it.

[@boogityhoo7452]

At the end of the video when Reeves made an appearance I legit thought he was Osman's grandma or cleaning lady Lolol. Im sorry Reeves. Im sorry

[@jonatanhedborg83]

Even after reading this comment I still thought that :|

[@cipher5893]

Ahahahaha omfg Why am i laughing so hard.

[@jocadbaggs4297]

OH MY GOSH...LOL

[@berttorpson2592]

Do you and Micheal live together now? Or did he just fly out for a convention or something?

[@SirBoz]

I thought the same...

[@ImOblivious]

6:38 "cheapest dirtiest wood we can get our hands on" *cries in current year lumber prices* Those were the days

[@samelCamelCase]

the new season of doctor who looks great

[@leopriest133]

Sam Wooten IT LOOKS AWEFUL! I hate her. More people died in that episode then in a whole series of Matt Smith!

[@hightoxicity9819]

@@leopriest133 yeah. The Doctor should be a bit unhinged, but she's like a schizophrenic chimp with ADD. On meth. However this doctor, William Osman and his cardboard Tardis, is the best we have ever had.

[@samelCamelCase]

Leo Priest IN THIS HOUSE WE RESPECT JODIE WHITTAKER

[@og6019]

Yes, I am tired of stubbing my toe on the toilet! How did you know?

[@JohnBread69]

123. 456 oh chet

[@t.pisani8239]

OMG! I literally thought Michael was an old woman at 11:45.

[@nicholaspenland6394]

I'm a year late, as this just appeared in my reccommended, but same.

[@sampletext9641]

after being homeless three times in my life and never receiving a hug from my mother, i had to stop watching at 3:15. liked vid anyway tho

[@Abigail13255]

Hey - this is a 7 month old comment but I hope you're doing okay

[@cermet3481]

1 year old comment. I also hope you're doing okay.

[@thejeffertonshow929]

1 year 2 week old comment but hope ur doing okay

[@wafflegaming43]

@@thejeffertonshow929 one year 3 weeks old comment but I hope your doing okay

[@memedaddyio2894]

One year 3 weeks and 4 days You're probably fine now

[@DrAdnan]

If life hacks were real, they would quickly become the standard way of doing things.

[@stephlrideout]

Adnan A I saw one that said "make water boil faster by putting a lid on the pot" and I lapsed into a fugue state for 3 days

[@DrAdnan]

Stephanie Rideout 😂😂😂

[@maracachucho8701]

I saw one of how to tie your shoelaces faster, and now I literally can't remember how to tie them the old way.

[@spacedoohicky]

They started out as something that was more like hacking a computer. Some were actually hard to implement, but produced higher returns on time invested.

[@hirokokueh3541]

such as the plastic bag on plate "hack" , it's very common in Asian night markets. when tap water is not available, it produce less trash than plastic plates. it would be useful when camping.

[@dukko99]

Finding out that you and Michael Reeves moved in together was one of the happiest moments of my life.

[@evy2031]

I agree

[@lucasgardner6189]

Wait that's a real thing

[@KotalaGod]

@@lucasgardner6189 yes lol. He's moved from Hawaii.

[@Nitrodino7875]

I want to know why its amazing that they moved in together.

[@martinbabeau2387]

@@Nitrodino7875 well, a crazy programmer with shitty bots and mindblowing concepts, and a DIY madman with a passion for zipties, what could go wrong ? And they both make videos so we will see all of it !

[@emilyiswhat]

Maybe I’m just really high but until Will said “Michael” I legitimately thought he was their grandmother the whole time.

[@SimonP6]

You look like that vegan teacher 40 years ago

[@tiannahere2302]

@@SimonP6 why would you say that😂😂😂

[@pranatitungala6635]

0:34 That was some pretty slick rick rolling.

[@BierBart12]

You know what we need? A channel of someone LIVING those life hacks, never doing anything normally. Five minute crafts must dominate his life. How long can he survive? Probably a couple videos, at most.

[@FortYort]

I dunno, William. I think this might be one of the funniest videos on this channel yet!

[@veersule8194]

All of these videos just have this charm of being ridiculously unprofessional. I like it.

[@yaboidj9720]

4:29 Thats what paper plates are for.

[@carlwheezer2766]

I thought you moved in with Michael

[@kisatorimuru6627]

Thus the time machine gag. This video was made before that.

[@k.e.k_7097]

Kisato Rimuru thank you for the explanation

[@mrguy3407]

its so nice that William includes his son in these

[@TheCutejellybean]

I love your profile pic Jeff

[@jeyarr7930]

@@mrguy3407 is that actually his son

[@Timekeeper-fr7wt]

Mr. Osman, I’m really happy with how the channel is and the direction it’s going, if you can call it a direction, it’s definitely going somewhere but either way you’re doing a great job. Sometimes you just got to work with what you got, keep pushing through William.

[@amylovespocky2996]

I used a hair straightener on my shirt collars a few times and now they look like a toasted kinda orange colour

[@boriskalashnikov489]

What colors were they at first

[@enchantedtorch]

@@boriskalashnikov489 orange

[@mr_arct1cf0x6]

12:23 William: you wanna make 5 bucks? Michael: wa-

[@ianchroniak186]

Ambulance goes by.... William: GOOD LUCK!!

[@yxz71300]

Can u just have a 10 hour long video of camera man John chasing Michael

[@art1637]

The Samasquatch i prefer a 20 hour video of camera man John chasing Micheal but 10 will do.

[@DullPoints]

Does Jon direct the videos? I guess editing without a script is kind of like directing..

[@trygveevensen171]

8:45 *She's litteraly brushing her teeth with acid*

[@magebotr8357]

holy shit that would destroy your teeth so fast.

[@ronan2298]

no she isnt

[@magebotr8357]

Ronan it’s lemon that has citrus acid which is horrible for your teeth

[@ronan2298]

MageBotR she uses soda aswell which is basic so it neutralises the acid which brings the Ph to around 7 (theres more soda than lemon juice) so its not acid

[@homebody5886]

Also with sugar which feeds the plaque bacteria

[@kesselsauer4441]

I love how his mom was just like “Oh-“ And smiled when he shot the nerf gun at her

[@larkinismyname]

I don't know how, and I'm not complaining, but, you all have never failed to make your videos entertaining no matter how objectively dry the content. It's absolutely amazing, especially when most of the KZbinrs I watch slowly decline in creativity and genuine humor and I eventually unsubscribe. Not for you, you're a special one. You have a super power to seemingly offset a, again, objective lack of content with just genuine, natural, and diverse humor. Planning on sending a care package of scrap electronics I've been collecting from my projects that I know will never be used here. Keep on keepin' on!

[@doctorzoidberg1715]

Mom has difficult moment to tell her own son leave Williams response is to make it a meme

[@SuperHoneyOil]

Didnt he get a bunch of money donated from the fire? He should just buy his own rv or build a house in a rural area.

[@leumasgh]

@@SuperHoneyOil wasn't he living with Michael Reeves?

[@maxgamesst1]

@@leumasgh yeah this is back in time, his mom was just trying to help find options before the Reeves thing happened

[@KCrouch-t2o]

now that he's living with Michael Reeves can Michael Reeves release more videos?

[@MagikarpsSplash]

He was genuinely in tears, so yeah great meme hah.

[@VenusianLissette]

this guy is absolutely precious. definitely subbed, great content man

[@nategreat0040]

Idc if I have to deal with William constantly shorting out the power, or Michael tazing the shit out of me every once in a while; I'd give anything to live with these guys💙

[@alessiomorchi3658]

Those teeth brushing things do actually make the teeth whiter(if it's a word) by corroding the surface of your teeth, if you did it for enough time you would make your teeth last a lot less, be weaker, and overall more sensitive

[@noxalas]

Especially the "activated" carbon one. It may look good in the end, but those teeth won't last very long.

[@noxalas]

@FishSticks It doesn't corrode them, it just damages the protective layer. Kind of like the micro fiber toothbrushes. (Not sure if that's what they're called.)

[@TheGoldenTNT]

If you scrub your teeth will carbon it WILL *LOOK* better but it removes the enamel and in the long run it shows the layer underneath what is YELLOW.

[@streetsign460]

But pain is beauty

[@quantumchris1]

i'm also a small Filipino child and would be happy to obtain that tray in the united states

[@emeraldmcconnell7390]

This post makes me incredibly nervous

[@BleepBlorp235]

William: "Wanna make $5 bucks?" Michael: "Fuuc-"

[@marcolamagra9419]

@Omg Itz Dodger The most specific way to refer to this much money.

[@HDConcussionz]

Your "i'm done" video triggered me to watch all your videos I missed. They're great!

[@movingparts6270]

*Life* *Hack* *Hack!* Instead of using saran wrap, use a tortilla. And then eat it! 1 million times better!

[@skyduty8615]

S A R A N

[@flyingshrimpgd5791]

Yeah thanks I'm gonna use that hack the next time I eat soup

[@kosherkingofisrael6381]

Wasnt that the whole point

[@MrLucky5001]

9:25 It works so well that her skin got whiter. _smh_

[@atomoasis]

Jakharr Vinta/VoryoMTG not really

[@lincolnpepper816]

her skin is the same tone on both sides.

[@pixel6173]

her skin looks the same on both sides but those shadows and spots of light line up so perfectly. its probably the same picture, with a filter applied to the teeth on one half.

[@pikel1711]

Life hack videos: 20% Clickbait thumbnail 50% Hot glue 30% cardboard

[@sci_pain3409]

no, 100% *T O O T H P A S T E*

[@VAPORCHROME]

50% sea 50% weed

[@dom1310df]

100% bullshit

[@sloo3719]

once i saw a thumbnail for a life hack video that was a few small fan moters glued to a 9v battery

[@Creeperboy099]

Pikel 100% clickbait

[@ohnoyoucantmakeanamethislo7569]

Honestly Johns my favorite person ever

[@joenodden]

I still believe Micheal is William's child. It's too much of a resemblance.

[@slayerficated]

William's smarter, better looking child.

[@InspireToMake]

I just noticed you have 666 k subs. Coincidence!? I don’t think so.... 🤔🔼

[@yoamal1187]

667* not confirmed

[@Cxntrxl]

667. Illuminati has one eye. 667-1=666 William ozman is Illuminati and the devil combined confirmed.

[@JackPorter]

it still says 666 to me, people are unsubscribing to keep the devil summon going

[@Adrian-oh1ds]

666

[@Pnuematictoaster]

Question is, who was the 666 666 subscriber?

[@84567297]

"Do you want to make 5 bucks?" "FUUUUU-" CUT

[@mikahonigmann]

William shoots nerf dart with pop-it and scares his mom and laughes with the most 9 year old kid voice I can imagine. He’s an adult child.

[@lengaming1651]

Y'all ever wake up on the wrong side of the motor

[@jasperisapup6587]

Every day

[@lui5gif]

"Do people think any of these are useful? Because they're all garbage" *William Osman's channel description*

[@doodl4898]

Stop chasing a kid around with oatmeal.

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

1 2 oatmeal Kirby is a pink guy

[@ItJulien]

1 2 Oatmeal Because Kirby's very cuuute

[@partypoison2183]

William: wow this is amazing also William *pulls drawer knob off immediately*

[@movingparts6270]

*Chelsea* *sighs* *are* *best* *sighs*

[@LeagueOfGaming1000]

Found your channel from Michael Reeves. Months later I am not disappointed

[@coolbeans8465]

Day 31: camera man john and william drive michal and williams caretaker closer and closer to insanity

[@kentclark9908]

Creamy Memey wait is she actually their caretaker I always thought that was a joke

[@coolbeans8465]

@@kentclark9908 do you really think william can take care of him self?

[@jerkrant]

That is just live. Live is a highway. Remember to life, laugh, loaf.

[@kennethsouza794]

That shaky sigh from 0:43 really reminds me that William could be extremely unnerving to live with, in spite of how fun it probably is when everything goes right.

[@bksubs8714]

8:58 that woman is a Fricking android