I'M TEAM THANOS *Avengers: Endgame Commentary*

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[@user-db9vy2gh3v]

Tony: I lost the kid Cap: We lost Dylan: Many kids 💀

[@waternoises9277]

😂😂

[@razkable]

i lost the kid is depressing

[@belibomgking4901]

Marvel fans: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING dylan: my lights change colour

[@ainthatchachii]

Penny I’m sensing a lot of blue let me change my light😭😭

[@wanittadbelleh4253]

I'm just watching this and yelling at him all the things he missed from all the other movies.. 😣😣😂😂

[@SlimKim3]

Even tho he said from the start he didn't know a whole lot about marvel but still had enough knowledge to follow the plot.

[@tnae]

Thank you.

[@ToxicQueen2787]

@@SlimKim3 as much as I like his other commentaries he did not follow the plot with this at all

[@juliatowers8069]

“Why don’t you BOTH jump, see what happens. Maybe you’ll get two soul stones” 😭😭 I’m dead

[@Dany-cn8vh]

That was hilarious

[@kaileykriss1520]

So is Natasha

[@sabrinacarpenterismywife]

@@kaileykriss1520 😭😭😭

[@kaileykriss1520]

@@sabrinacarpenterismywife I'm sorry... but it was right there !

[@sabrinacarpenterismywife]

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[@Elise-os7ku]

“It’s been like sixty years, let her go” Dylan being totally careless about captain America and Peggy is hilarious

[@kylisetrevino8085]

I’m with Dylan tho

[@AnaGabriela-jp8os]

@@kylisetrevino8085 same💀

[@sabrinacarpenterismywife]

@@kylisetrevino8085 SAME, im a hardcore marvel stan, like thats my only fandom, but peggy and steve were🤮🤮🤮

[@aquele4virou3]

YES, FUCKING LET GO, specially after you kissed her niece and all.

[@KillerQueenDopamine]

Fuck Captain America

[@beepalmer9282]

Dylan: I wrote the script Also Dylan: Has no idea what’s going on during the whole movie

[@elliemoon88]

You don't have to know the movies well to predict some of those lines. I loved this movie, but it was also predictable af, which is okay for hardcore fans like me (we watch it for fan service), but I can see how others would find the script cheesy.

[@beepalmer9282]

Erised Moon yeah I just thought it was funny :)

[@elliemoon88]

@@beepalmer9282 nah I get you lol

[@ViolettaVie]

@@elliemoon88 It is cheesy but most series finals are since you are saying goodbye to beloved characters and their stories are ending. Watching Endgame before watching most of the MCU movies is like watching a series finale and being upset about the cheese and not understanding the emotional weight of the narratives.

[@nine-vi7rw]

@@ViolettaVie There is no emotional weight in a badly written kids movie lol.

[@jemimaprice8735]

I have realised unless you’ve actually watched the rest of the movies you miss A LOT of references that make the movie

[@naomi.s1799]

"You're taking all the stupid with you" Me: wipes tear Dylan: haha that was funny XD

[@yukiayumi6242]

More than that actually. You have to know all the movies and actually care about them a little more than just for the sake of a couple of hours of entertainment, otherwise you forget the things that are referenced in this movie. That's what makes this movie so gorgeous. It's really for the true fans and the creators don't care that the rest of the audience doesn't get it.

[@_jazzyyy_]

Yesss! I watched endgame with my friend yesterday and it was her first time (she's not a big marvel fan) but she hadn't watched infinity war and I told her that she would miss a lot, but she refused to watch the first movie so I just sat there super intrigued in the movie while she wasn't because shes not attached to the characters, noted the only marvel movies shes watched is Guardians of the galaxy, spiderman, and thor....so that's sad....

[@_jazzyyy_]

@@yukiayumi6242 Exactly!

[@yukiayumi6242]

@@_jazzyyy_ Aw man.. :/

[@ishadatey2577]

"Arrows are so last century. Glad you upgraded to swords" THE LEVEL OF SARCASM IS KILLING ME

[@sabrinacarpenterismywife]

that's not sarcasm, he genuinely hates the arrows and is glad he upgraded to swords.

[@hannahmary6023]

@@sabrinacarpenterismywife satire

[@Njx063]

@@hannahmary6023wasn’t that either. He just didn’t realize it in the moment

[@furlycee]

really love how hard dylan went against that female empowerment scene "make a phase one movie with a female superhero if it mattered to you" BRUH YOU'RE NOT WRONG

[@Bubbline13]

The have only made 2 and that took them what, ten years?! And let’s be honest they should have made Black Widow years before the did.

[@reaganolivia7755]

they did before this movie came out and he said it didn't look interesting. i think it says a lot about his character. edit: ohhh phase one. but still he was completely demeaning the women in this movie.

[@alexandrabrown068]

@@reaganolivia7755 yeah that's the issue, he's the exact type of YTer I wanna watch but the main thing that discreditts him is some of the sexist thing he says on occasion

[@oddlyblue6882]

@@reaganolivia7755 I think it was mainly just because the movie didn't seem intriguing to him (which is fair enough) not necessarily because it had a female lead role. Also, they should've had a female lead role a lot sooner than they did, it can't be denied; and I think he just thought the 'female empowerment scene' felt a bit forced and that it kinda seemed like they were just trying to make up for all the times the female roles have kinda been pushed to the side a bit. Although, I don't have problem with the scene, however, it does feel a little forced, but hey-ho I like it.

[@skinnypomegranate]

@@Bubbline13 and it wasnt even a black widow movie-they used so much of it to introduce HER FREAKING SISTER

[@kendrahaman3839]

When Pepper said “you can rest now.“ It was a callback to when Tony first figured out time travel. He said he could throw it into the lake, if she wanted him to, where no one would ever find it and they could go to bed. But, she looked up at him and said, “but will you be able to rest?“

[@joywonder8092]

Damn that’s deep

[@ukiyopresets671]

And in Age of Ultron (or was it an Iron Man movie) there was a scene when Tony can't even sleep because of what happened in the first Avenger movie. Since after the first Avenger movie, Tony wasn't able to rest because he keeps on thinking that maybe the ~aliens~ will come back.

[@kendrahaman3839]

@Ukiyo Presets I’m a super fake fan so I haven’t seen those. I had NO idea. Dang

[@n.m3565]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔

[@alliepowell2181]

OMG! thats the one fact about Endgame I didn't know XD

[@CreativeMind76]

*Dylan at the beginning:* Captain America isn’t useful *Dylan at the end:* Captain America is the leader of the Avengers

[@poggies7639]

CreativeMind76 I mean those two things don’t have to be mutually exclusive

[@cookiie92]

Lmfao right?

[@MuhammadIlhamuodd254512]

Ew

[@salty_emu7512]

CAOTAIN AMERICA IS THE BEST and also he has like the best personality

[@carol4184]

I just hated the way he reacted to Falcon getting the shield

[@KylaTalks]

Black Widow and Hawkeye are best friends. His children call her Auntie Nat. They were never together. And, since his family was taken by the SNAP, Black Widow would be the next person alive that he loves the most. So, it makes sense. Lol.

[@mbellis7557]

Also you must lose that which you love- not that which you love most so either one would qualify

[@aerysius1867]

Oh, that passive-aggressive lol, I love it.

[@chiarak6783]

I literally shipped them since the first scene they had together XD Rlly sad that they didn’t have a movie or something like that together :/ And btw how can ANYONE not cry during Natasha’s death scene I can’t-

[@Dan-gi6tf]

And they have multiple movies to setup a strong emotional connection between the two and the payoff just wasn’t enough. My companion during that time cried during that scene and I honestly don’t understand why.

[@madisonm1811]

So I did enjoy the scene where all the women are together despite it’s absolute cheesiness because it showed just how many badass women we have in this universe. However, you are 100% correct that had we had more female centric solo movies in the early phases, it wouldn’t have been necessary.

[@madisonm1811]

In fact, the scene in infinity war with Okoye, Nat & Wanda felt much more organic as opposed to the endgame one.

[@olivagulabjan9]

@@madisonm1811 I agree with that. But I am glad Marvel is evolving with more black characters and female leads

[@Sam-ux4kw]

I watched that scene too, and it felt so out of place because they almost never really focus on the female characters unless: 1) Sexual tension 2) Death scene 3) Virtue signaling So I cringed so hard when I watched it in theaters because I knew number three was what they were going for, and like you said, there should have been more female centric movies (and honestly just female centric, feminine gaze scenes).

[@Aro7241]

@@Sam-ux4kw Except, it's easy for us to say now.. there should've been more female centric movies in phase 1. But that never could've happened cause when Marvel started up their comic book movie franchise, their female audience was seemingly minimal to none. Just think about how many male comic book nerds to female comic book nerds you know in real life, before the MCU Era. There would've been no considerable audience for a captain marvel movie back then. They're doing the best they can to keep up with their ever-expanding audience, even with the risk of virtue signaling. I literally have a friend who hated the fact that Falcon & Winter Soldier was focused on Racial issues and called it Disney's cheap marketing to be relevant with current trends

[@Sam-ux4kw]

@@Aro7241 I get it but it's like, if you're gonna do it, do it right. You don't get to show us a all-female scene and not do any other work. That was point I was trying to make. And even if there was a large male audience, I still feel like over sexualizing these women is still wrong and sends the wrong message.

[@hpfm56]

Dylan really wasn’t made for these marvel films 😂

[@ikoandreas5085]

hp fm56 well yes everyone is. It’s just some people chose not to watch them

[@spider-man5294]

@@ikoandreas5085 nah theyre kinda bad

[@ikoandreas5085]

@@spider-man5294 the marvel films?

[@spider-man5294]

@@ikoandreas5085 nah, just most of the mcu ones. a lot of great ones outside the mcu tho

[@ikoandreas5085]

@@spider-man5294 oh i definetly agree. I adore the xmem films minus Apo and DP. As well as the Spiderman OT. But mcu has some really good ones as well

[@indiannascott77]

me: bawling my eyes out in the cinema when black widow died dylan: waving and smiling

[@AkephalosXx]

I mean I laughed at the scene too. I think it was hilarious and reminded me off a couple on the phone argueing on who hangs up first. :'D

[@jimmyjohn9411]

@@AkephalosXx &👁🤭

[@alishathomas3390]

I was bawling my eyes out watching it in this video it's too sad :((

[@starrygeek]

I just coughed a lot at that scene and really wasn't bothered at her death... And I am an avid MCU and comic fan.

[@jebronlames4559]

@@AkephalosXx I'll die first, no I'll die first, no *I'LL* die first

[@GoddessGirl2121]

Yea honestly Peter, Rhodes, and even Cap looked more effected by Tony’s death than Pepper did.

[@rain8187]

i think its because pepper knew he'd sacrifice himself

[@saraarlavi4217]

@@rain8187 Does that mean she can't be sad nigga? Come on, I don't think I saw an ounce of emotion from her during the entire franchise, and not having her show some here... It's a fucking travesty imo.

[@jadedsanctuary7318]

This really made me realize just how many callbacks they did to previous movies that would make no sense to someone who either hasnt seen them, or dont remember everything that happened in them. The MCU really is just an extremely long tv show

[@beepalmer9282]

“when has she shown any leadership abilities” Valkyrie: leads Asgard for five years while Thor drinks and plays fortnite

[@soccerishotdotcom]

@TGDS maybe assimilating to a new world? and being an example? and a badass protector and advisor? like what's to question?

[@lyatahiri6191]

idk, it seems pretty obvious to me that a bunch of foreigners use to have a certain order in society would like to mantain that order, specially after everything that was lost? pr do you think the just walked around doing whatever....don't you think every other goverment in the world would've liked to know who was in charge???

[@dafty9159]

Also, when has Thor show any leadership qualities? Why doesn't he question that?

[@lizaargento7198]

LITERALLY

[@kadijahamad9862]

Peyton Palmer Here’s the problem with that. It all happened off screen. They want us to believe Valkyrie did a good job leading the Asgardians but we don’t see her do shit, we’re just told that she’s a good pick and that we should accept her. The problem with that? SHOW DON’T FUCKING TELL. We teach this to school kids in creative writing. Avoid telling your audience how powerful or generous or wise your character is and instead SHOW IT. I really don’t like the idea of Valkyrie as king of Asgard because she hasn’t shown any signs of being a good leader.

[@avathequeen14]

Scott Lang: *spends scene looking for his name/his family's names on ALPHABETIZED monuments for his specific city* Dylan: HoW dId He dO tHaT?????????

[@rmoira6]

I think he meant how did they get every single person who was taken on the list.

[@Theo-ix4um]

RMoira6 why would they put the names of 3.5ish billion people in antman’s hometown? Its clearly the names of the residents that were snapped

[@ahashi1924]

Well, it could've been just San Francisco or it could've been the state. Either way, Scott Lang was looking in the L section, where he would find his name or the name of Cassie.

[@euphoriapotion2075]

@@ahashi1924 he was only looking for Cassie's name, didn't expect to see his own

[@ahashi1924]

@@euphoriapotion2075 You right

[@danniea9863]

Avengers: *Trying to save the universe and bring the people back* Dylan: But the whales tho....

[@mawadah2481]

After watching Loki, the 1 out of 14 million possibilities actually makes sense imo

[@KateJn]

Oh yeah true 😁

[@ezilexozwa9536]

Don't know if you'll see this but if you don't mind. Could you please explain how watching Loki made that make more sense.

[@egygizda]

@@ezilexozwa9536 i think it might be about the deviating timelines getting "deleted"? sorry, i can't find the right words... but i mean that the tva might go back and prune thor if he went for the head for example.

[@janaloff]

loki was SO GOOD

[@jebronlames4559]

Tom Holland: Hey there's spoilers in Far from home Dylan: [watches it anyways] Tom Holland: Am I a joke to you

[@kathyli6159]

Evan H he even said Spider-Man homecoming instead of far from home but I thought that was funny lol

[@fofinhaclarinha22]

first time Tom warns that there are spoilers instead of giving them and Dylan's just "fine whatever imma watch it anyway"

[@Woman3Foxy]

'I just don't see a connection between pepper and tony' This is why misoa friendzoned you

[@tattl7689]

Facts have been spoken👏🏻

[@cecefernandes5657]

Where's the lie tho 👀 👀

[@crunchychicken2]

And I oop- 😗

[@Destyn2b]

😂😂😂

[@lyv6189]

Fax 😂

[@theBabyDead]

"He so ever worthy to hold this hammer, shall posess the power of Thor" - WaIt CaP CaN ThRoW LiGhTnInG?!

[@caloreen1992]

You expect him to remember a line from a movie he probably watched one time 10 years ago?

[@polina_aitleva]

HE DIDN’T SEE IT IN THEATERS JUST CAUSE HE WANTED TO RECORD HIS REACTION!!! dylan you’re our hero!!!

[@chickeneggs6771]

There are 666 likes on this comment... EVIL

[@chickeneggs6771]

@Amber Verdun thanks😅

[@alicakellner4691]

@@chickeneggs6771 We need 3000 likes on that comment ;)

[@shiro7220]

Why is that being a hero? I does not really like Marvel and he hates the movie. Why in the first place would he go to see it? The recording was the first option, lmao.

[@Timothy_-ve2zp]

Polly Aitleva OH MY GOD THAT IS SO TRUE

[@krystalmahoney1435]

looking at the comments: yeah, dylan is in trouble, yikes.

[@Sagacypher]

Krystal Mahoney This is why he called us troublemakers it’s really all his dumb ass fault 😂

[@rekax3433]

People act like snowflakes 😂

[@CR1STARS]

Doesn't surprise me

[@alinac5512]

Looking at the ratio already told me enough.

[@noahthegoat4896]

Even on social media everyone is talking about this.

[@luanaosorio8998]

Dylan needs to watch WandaVision ASAP so he can redeem himself about Wanda. Also is a cinematographic masterpiece just by how different it is

[@razkable]

see you marvel fans need to stfu..he needs to watch this show this side film this comic book..when does it end?...a movie should be satisfying on its own without extra material...when did franchising become so important?..its cheap marketing..watch these 5 shows this streamed netflix mini series that could be 7 or 13 episodes or 26 these 5 comics these 2 novels watch 25 god damn films and play the games fortnite and overwatch get the full story?..pass on all that shit

[@mayajanae5]

@@razkable well franchising... became important... because it’s literally the Marvel franchise 🤡. It’s the same thing for DC. you need to understand the characters, what happened to them to make them the way they are, heck you even need to know a lot of their lines in past movies. Endgame was the event where everything came full circle. If you know you don’t care about the characters or know the movies like real Marvel fans, then simply don’t watch Endgame. This may sound dramatic, but it wasn’t just a movie for us. It was literally the endgame of all we’ve been through since 2008.

[@luanaosorio8998]

@@razkable it becomes important when people enjoy it and want more. Why does something you like need to end? If you never felt a hollow feeling after watching a movie that you loved and thought what now, is because you never watched a movie you really really enjoyed. Marvel fans enjoy it because you get to see characters grow old with you and it does not only affect a generation, but any generations since comics came out. It's a bonding moment. You have your right to not want to spend time watching every single material out there, but you cannot criticise those who do because everyone has different hobbies and is different that is the beauty of the world.

[@Aepdylans]

@@razkable because its a good show that goes indept on side characters and it introduces new characters?????

[@ilyasshah3817]

@@razkable do you understand about franchise or not you talking like a dumb person rn

[@gwynethf.callanta3518]

as a huge marvel fun, this is still funny to me lmao Dylan made the dramatic scenes so funny and his comments made sense since he didn't watch the other movies prior to endgame (like captain marvel) which are necessary for u to actually understand endgame

[@junhui8551]

"not really that cool considering thanos literally moved moons and used it as a weapon." thanos had six infinity stones. wanda has none.

[@owenbridgers]

i mean technically she has the mind stone but, yeah in the sense of the physical stones she had None

[@keiarts._]

@@owenbridgers she got her powers Amplified by the mind stone only boosting her powers more

[@thatguyromeo8328]

I love your comments so much because if you think about it Thanos needed The Infinity Gauntlet to move the moon but Wanda just went at him with our own power thanos needs the Infinity Stones in order to be more powerful than he actually is

[@sayaligirnar5285]

@@keiarts._ still less than 6 stones

[@hugothedog5258]

Thanos didn't have the mind and the time stone when he did that so he only had 4

[@fable3625]

Valkyrie literally lead the Asgradians for the past 5 years while Thor played video games and drank beer with his buddies. I think she showed she was a pretty good leader.

[@guyr3618]

She did it all off-screen. And back in Ragnarok she was not a leader in the slightest. This is just the Russos skipping over character-development, like they always do...

[@kellypen622]

Guy R my guy she was the leader of the Valkyrie

[@AC-gb7do]

Yeah, Valkyrie did ‘lead’ the army, but how she got that position was off screen.

[@lark4972]

@@guyr3618 my dude there was a 5 year time skip I mean what did you expect there to be? She already had character development and had leadership skills so it wasnt surprising she had to take on the role as leader.

[@rissa1001]

Not on screen tho

[@nelvik8103]

Dylan: predicts three lines also Dylan: i can write a whole movie

[@robin-un8ry]

“He’s gonna be the new Captain America? No way” 🦋**Dylan will regret that statement**

[@sathyanarayanay.h.9630]

I still cant accept him. I still cant see anyone as captain America except chris evans. I hope they call him captain falcon or something...

[@robin-un8ry]

@@sathyanarayanay.h.9630 well i think the best way to view it is not as a replacement but as a new edition instead. steve rogers will always be captain america, but now so is sam. it’s just the way life works. the torch will always be passed down to a new generation or a new variation. it’s better to just accept and embrace it. i think sam is gonna make a great captain america

[@Aro7241]

@@robin-un8ry Yeah.. Making John Walker a replacement to Cap, caused all the problems in the first place. If he'd been titled as a new hero as America's new symbol of hope, audience wouldn't have hated him that much

[@grimlord3181]

Will he though?

[@CursedBloodlines]

When Dylan doesn’t understand a single thing about Nat and Clint’s relationship 😬

[@ak1r47]

CursedBloodlines ikr, Im slightly irritated when he did them so dirty like that😑💀🤦🏽‍♀️

[@LC-fo1mw]

When Dylan doesn't understand half of the Marvel movies...

[@khailart8858]

My palm hit my face so hard when I realized that 😂😂😂

[@scarlettlouvin7463]

I don’t really understand it either 😬😬

[@guyr3618]

To be fair, this movie doesn't understand it either.

[@mirandamae9083]

27:38 She literally took care of Thor’s freaking town when he was getting drunk and playing fortnite.

[@lilliancopeland8942]

Exactly

[@ritikagupta7562]

E.X.A.CT.L.Y.

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

Yeah but Thor literaly spent thousands of years preparing for the role of the king, it's just stupid for him to just leave it all behind when he spent like, three movies trying to be the best king. It's just anticlimatic af

[@mirandamae9083]

Dee True but maybe he just wants a fresh start now that everything’s changed.

[@princesstatsi9890]

yeah she led his entire village for five years

[@Carcmaspike]

Dylan: Make a movie with a female lead. Captain Marvel: *exists* Dylan: ...

[@jmynnabors9610]

But then said he didn’t watch it...

[@kaitlyn4765]

@@jmynnabors9610 but then he said they didn't make one at the beginning until phase 4. That's why he said that because they were tryna put in a female empowerment scene that was rrly forced instead of just having a women lead movie since the beginning.

[@nghtblccd]

I searched for THAT comment xD

[@MidnightHowling]

@@kaitlyn4765 ...And oh boy, that was forced .

[@abigaill7829]

I’m still annoyed that they didn’t make a black widow movie until after she died. Like they coulda made a movie for her a WHILE ago. She’s been in the franchise since the beginning.

[@nila9320]

Dylan: predicts the most basic dialogue. " I wrote the script"

[@gabbylinch7844]

Normal people: Expresses emotions through communication Dylan: Expresses emotions through colors of a lamp

[@carktheshark]

Is this Stranger Things?

[@i_am_pickle8869]

He was spitting facts with the “women empowerment” scene

[@floofyavocados]

6:55 I love how Dylan didnt realize the names were in alphabetical order

[@sabrinacarpenterismywife]

sometimes dylan's mind breaks, it was one of those...😂

[@QuestionableLifeChoices]

Thanos moved moons only with the help of the 6 most powerful objects in the universe. Wanda’s doing the shit all by herself

[@rainn_Nnnnn]

Preach

[@Alyssa-ji6po]

a queen, shes the most powerful avenger

[@leovaalv]

She must have crushed Thanos, not just throw him rocks

[@biddies]

Where did she get her powers do you think?

[@sofiamachado3442]

@Lulu Chan I think she is an inhuman meaning the powers were with her all along but when the crystals spread through the world they unleashed it ( this story is in marvel agents of shield). I might be wrong so correct me if I am.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Dylan is team Thanos AND uploads on Monday. As Thanos would say: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@otakuriser]

You my friend, have great taste in youtube content

[@asdqwertz2842]

Ok now I'm really scared

[@aniya5169]

Is that jellal I see 👀

[@unicornactual3432]

HawkGuy trying to sacrifice himself desperately, my guy you have a family... Let the unattached drifter take one for the team.

[@GoddessGirl2121]

I would have loved if the message that Tony was recording was for Peter, I know he was dead when Tony was recording the message but I felt like Tony and Peter had a more significant connection than Tony and Pepper.

[@imnotconvinced3863]

i love how dylan just hates every character in this movie except thanos😂

[@jaceprince5385]

And thor

[@misaamane2850]

I love Thanos too

[@_natya]

I like the Rabbit oh wait the racoon

[@GoldMegamind]

I don’t love it. Dude spent the whole video complaining and hating like a little girl. Lmao

[@frostine5805]

I love black widow

[@laurakamdem7365]

Hulk: *explains that influencing the past will not influence the present* Dylan: I’m too stupid to understand that Tony: *speaks to his father in the past* Dylan: This goes against every rules of time travel. Don’t influence the past.

[@Sereomontis]

In his defense, he did say he was to stupid to understand.

[@nahina801]

@@Sereomontis Dylan - "I'm too stupid to understand this complex thing, so I'll let the movie do its thing as opposed to understanding it over rewatches" - Movie "Does the complex thing in a new but pretty logical way" - Dylan "HOW DARE THE MOVIE DO A THING THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT IS LOGICAL AND IS MADE UPO FOR THE PURPOSES OF IT'S OWN CONTINUITY AND UNIVERSE BUILDING???" It's kinda dumb to criticise something you don't understand, in ALMOST every scenario that holds true.

[@lexiestyles]

Y’all big mad huh😂

[@GabriellaVanTassel]

@@nahina801 Honestly, what is logical about Endgame? It basically disregards its own rules several times during the movie.

[@strawberryherpes528]

@@GabriellaVanTassel Yeah, I agree. The movie takes a half hour to explain how time travel works in the Marvel universe, but then immediately disregards that by making the Ancient One withhold the time stone, because she's afraid of the Avengers screwing around with the timeline.

[@q.l.1363]

To this day I don’t get how Cap showed up in this timeline if he went back in time and, if I get how the time travel works here, would have changed the past and created a new timeline? This would no longer be the future of the timeline he went into

[@markabra5124]

Amen! I hate that scene. It just goes against all the time travel rules they explained earlier in the movie. And even though I want to like the scene, cause it's cap we're talking about, it just doesn't work.

[@danielalvarez-arevalo688]

Thinking about it, wouldn’t it have been better for Thanos to wish that everyone except for him had no knowledge of the infinity stones? In that case, no one would try to do anything since they would not be able to pinpoint the issue.

[@philliprisgaard6394]

True

[@isobeletc.1527]

bro he found his name bc they are in alphabetical order..... and he was looking for his family.... who share his last name..

[@Pee5Ma]

isobeletc. exactly! I also feel like it makes sense that the memorial would not show all 3.5 bn people, probably just those from that particular area.

[@khafkhaf8665]

Omg I was screaming this😂😂😂

[@alalalala57]

@TheKarlOshaughnessy nah

[@reaz6090]

PetraM omg yes he was being so nit-picky

[@rekax3433]

It’s a joke! He didn’t think it through but everyone in the comments are being snowflakes 😂🙄

[@leneeh.4383]

Dylan Not Knowing Anything About Marvel for 30 Minutes and 8 Seconds Straight

[@fembrucewayne1904]

MCU* this isn't marvel

[@ayam6932]

@@fembrucewayne1904 MCU literally means Marvel Cinematic Universe im-

[@aidandunn4694]

9 seconds

[@5verse463]

@@fembrucewayne1904 🤦

[@louise.virginia]

also being dumb as shit when it comes to logic

[@smsmsmsmsmsm]

I love all the pissed off marvel stans in the comments 😭 like if u don’t want a commentary on it, or someone to contrast your own *opinion,* then don’t watch the movie commentary

[@ida1040]

*the avengers trying to save half of humanity Dylan: bUT I tHe WHales In THe HUdsOn

[@Kemmy120]

Hes like that annoying friend who predicts the entire movie in the theater

[@Luquiyoutube]

hahhaha trueee i was always like OMG DUUUDE i love the movie can you just not say anything and react cool when i want you to?!?!?

[@pmpowalisz]

He only predicted the obvious scenes, which had to be shown even if they were clique.

[@pmpowalisz]

@@candicecallistaconstantine1024 well those are probably more generic movies.

[@alexandrarenee4323]

@@Luquiyoutube this is a commentary. NOT a reaction. Lmfao

[@elgaybean5544]

Because you chose such an epic movie, I’ll excuse that this commentary Monday is actually on a Monday.

[@allisonbrown2802]

lol

[@maiadraghici2403]

I even checked🤣

[@hannahmartin2949]

okay, but Steve cussing is THE climax of the series

[@eaglefan2569]

"Language!"

[@sabrinacarpenterismywife]

@@eaglefan2569 i understood that reference

[@catedicandilo8153]

nobody: Dylan: enrages every marvel fan ever by not caring about Nat's death

[@Pearlem]

Why would he care? She’s a pretty mediocre character and one of Scarlett Johanssons worst performances

[@littleeartha8627]

dylan: *doesnt know anything about marvel* also dylan: tHiS dOeSnT mAkE aNy sEnSe

[@arlyn6310]

Neither do the rest of the MCUtards

[@mishapenmoonmoth]

Arlyn *1) why use a slur? it’s obviously unnecessary.* *2) i’m a marvel comic and mcu fan, i know a shit ton of marvel info.* *3) if dylan had a c t u a l l y listened to to explanation by bruce, he would have understood the way time travel works in the mcu. instead, he talks over him, the proceeds to complain what they’re doing doesn’t fit “basic laws of time travel” like from back to the future, which bruce plainly says this time travel is nothing like. just cause you didn’t understand either doesn’t mean nobody did.*

[@arlyn6310]

my name snek First of all I don’t care that you watched the movies and read the comics? My comment wasn’t directed towards you CLEARLY. It’s not a fucking slur it’s what you call idiotic marvel fans that think they know so much because they watch the movies.

[@arlyn6310]

neo got my back Not when it comes to marvel, I could care less about their comics or movies. Being cultured has nothing to do with this?

[@issh0218]

Arlyn you’re not cultured, cos if you were, you’d see most people DO make sense of the film including ‘MCUtards’. you’re in your own little world you clown

[@trtlelola]

Dylan: doesn’t pay attention to any of the rules Also Dylan: criticizes the movie based on misunderstandings of the rules

[@staysafe7271]

Maybe because the rules are freaking hard to understand

[@trtlelola]

@@staysafe7271 not really

[@marircota]

actually, most of them doesn't make any sense lmao

[@cliffdevey]

@@marircota Um... YES, THEY DO!!!

[@dahlilia6281]

he did that with lord of the rings too XD

[@mashilahcummings9839]

It didn't even show where Cap said "Avengers...Assemble" FOR THE FIRST FREAKING TIME IN THE MCU. Dylan, that is a HUGE part.

[@kathleenvictoriaaugustinov7699]

16:57 me having a mental attack here and a dylan there bye bye scarlett

[@bumblebeeproductions1673]

Avengers with Hawkeye: won Avengers 2 with Hawkeye: Won Avengers Infinity War without Hawkeye: lost Avengers Endgame with Hawkeye: won The lesson of this: Hawkeye may have a useful power. Luck charm

[@francy7042]

Fr and maybe that's why they couldn't have him jump instead of Nat.....

[@DeanLovesCas]

But he's using a BOW! How is this more powerful than Thor throwing lightnings or Wanda... being Wanda with all her super powers?? She literally mind controlled an entire town in Wanda Vision!

[@francy7042]

@@DeanLovesCas lmao it's a joke relax, we all know hawkeye is not most powerful. He was a good luck charm.

[@DeanLovesCas]

@francyy I don't need to relax, I have never been angry or wanted a discussion 😂 sorry if it seemed like it, it's hard to tell online

[@tatiana7446]

LOL

[@JLS1315]

of all the marvel movies I am shocked you haven't watched ant man, the humor in that movie seems up your alley

[@fatimafakhirmusharrafclass3806]

the HUMOR IN ANTMAN IS ELITE. In fact, the movie itself is elite. Scott is best.

[@Stephanie-gz5pt]

@@fatimafakhirmusharrafclass3806 Scott is probably my favorite character from the mcu

[@juliepowersbbyg]

@@Stephanie-gz5pt nah, luis is

[@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913]

@@Stephanie-gz5pt Scott is so iconic.

[@hellozukohere6514]

@@juliepowersbbyg honestly same I love him

[@The_Story_Of_Us]

Hulk: ”Changing the past doesn’t change the future.” Dylan: ”I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna question it.” Also Dylan: *questions it*

[@sumaiyahchowdhury2583]

no when he said “you sure about that?” and shows hemsworth and larson arguing i burst out laughing😭

[@zariacannon96]

It literally kills me to see how happy he is that black widow died

[@Sagacypher]

Zaria Cannon Tbh I don’t like scarlet but I did like the character and it’s sad she died 🥺

[@ArturGlass.C]

@@Sagacypher Sadly the op won't be able to reply to your comment since she got "literally killed" by Dylan's reaction.

[@TardisInTheSkye]

@@ArturGlass.C *LMAOOO*

[@reinaortiz6057]

Same

[@AnansiMutant]

Bishal Das really?😑. It was predictable for her to die, I didn't cry or felt sad and I watched all mcu movies.

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

"Focus on the war." Have a heart, Dylan. Tony has been missing Peter for 5 YEARS!

[@caro-lel]

Lauren Brown yeah he literally saw him die and thought he had lost him forever

[@veronicavillalobos3661]

Carola Kerschbaumer and he was like a son to him.. literally because he met him he wanted a kid 😭

[@rezagriswalden2703]

i was like crying and then clapping in the theater

[@bambi587]

Yeah but still I can see where it was coming from, the thing I was most upset about was just that Dylan didn't show Tom's reaction to Tony's death other than that I didn't really have a problem with it

[@bruh-ok5ks]

i was bawling at nat and tony’s death meanwhile dylan just…

[@kosmosvanhartland747]

Natasha was one of my favourites 😢 I was so sad to see her go.

[@madsplays_8965]

I’m SO GLAD he agrees on the female empowerment scene. I HATED that scene because it feels so forced. I liked the infinity war scene MUCH better

[@anthonyjanthonycrowley898]

As a troublemaker and a hardcore Tony Stan. This was simultaneously the funniest and most painful thing I’ve ever watched-

[@s.b9973]

Ahaha literally! I kept laughing and then next scene be like BROOOO HAVE SOME RESPECT

[@Jadorelainie]

Right?! I was like, WE DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, let alone the death of ANTHONY EDWARD STARK, my man's deserves respect. But also, I laughed too hard at his awareness of us being triggered hahaah

[@pytnfavs5165]

LITERALLY

[@AlliandoX]

He disrespected the tearful irondad reunion!

[@bellaelton9698]

Exactly but I'm also a natasha stan so that just hurt

[@ashildrtheswift3028]

"Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, *shall posses the power of Thor* "

[@jagerbaby8628]

Ashildr The Swift then why is Thor a god if anyone that’s good enough could just do the same thing as him? 😂

[@ashildrtheswift3028]

@@jagerbaby8628 Well, the person wouldn't be a god, they'd just have the lightning power. Thor still has superhuman strength and immortality, amongst other things.

[@hannie8896]

Jk6505 Lol he is a god because his parents were gods. Not to mention not everyone can be worthy of Thor’s powers, so :/

[@jagerbaby8628]

T E A okay, you did not understand anything that I said. I know his parents are gods... because I’m not a complete idiot. but what is the point of gods if someone else can just posses the power of lightning whilst just being a human.

[@ashildrtheswift3028]

@@jagerbaby8628 I mean, you can also ask whether being a god in the mcu is even special without people being able to possess his powers. In a world of superheroes, gods are "meh" anyway. I don't know why you're that concerned about Thor specifically, though. He's still stronger than Cap. Like we saw in Ragnarok, he doesn't need his hammer to have powers. Other people would need the hammer first

[@shahedakhanamshelly]

im a huge fan of dylan but i love marvel alot. LIKE I FUCKING GREW UP WATCHING ALL OF THESE MARVEL MOVIES. and this…this was so painful to watch. i fucking screamed when he was making fun of natasha’s death scene (i screamed in pain btw)

[@jessthewaterbender224]

SAMEE

[@sephtiss._725]

Now that the series “what if” came out, the line “you said one out of 14 million we win right?” Makes much better sense :D

[@user-jp9go4zz7y]

HE IS DESTROYING EVERY EMOTIONAL SCENE I CANTTTTT

[@bararobberbaron859]

What do you mean emotional scene? How did anybody manage to get invested in this mess?

[@thomaspanditfan2435]

@@bararobberbaron859 stark's death? the final scene? assemble? mjolnr cap?

[@caloreen1992]

@@bararobberbaron859 You're so cool dude wow.

[@hnsmyst_]

@@bararobberbaron859 Scarlett's death?!

[@Luna_911]

@@thomaspanditfan2435 damn that Mjolnr scene hit wayyyy different. Hit hard man . Here's a human being . A good man . Wielding a weapon made for the God's. And seeing Thor smiling and saying " I knew it ". At the very least Had me smiling hard .

[@miabegnaud4526]

Everyone: “We hate Thanos.” Dylan: “Good job Thanos. You set out to do something and did it.”

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

We love commitment.

[@jadarocks01]

thanos is pretty hot ngl

[@musicslit1919]

the entire movie, i thought what thanos did was right... i mean, earth reflourished with fewer humans as it was overpopulated before; also, is not like he chose a specific group of people to die and he didn't overuse the power of the glove (he used it once and then destroyed it) the movie just proved humans are selfish imo

[@millsrome]

@@musicslit1919 No, what Thanos did was pointless. He caused a lot of suffering for something that's as inevitable as he claimed to be. Like guess what, eventually the universe would have been overpopulated again, the snap only set them back a couple of decades or centuries maybe and he destroyed the stones so it's not happening again.

[@whattheduenas]

​@@musicslit1919 Resources may have re-flourished, but the mental health of humans/aliens on other planets declined. Why was it okay for Thanos to feel entitled to kill 50% of all life in the universe (this includes humans, animals, plants, and all other life forms on all other planets? Just because his home planet died due to lack of resources? Even before the stones, Thanos went around to multiple planets killing off half the population (not at random - he chose not to kill Gamora). Thanos wanting to get rid of half of life with complete disregard of the emotions/opinions of others is an act of selfishness. He could have used the stones to create more resources and spared people's lives.

[@_Lou.Lou_]

Me: crying my eyes out at the premiere Dylan: I don't care about everyone, they are not so important like the 5 Wales in the river

[@burning-red]

Am I the only one that like...didn't get mad at all here? 2 years and people still be fighting over it lol

[@laudie9037]

Funny. I agreed with him. Girl scene was as cringy as that pink light.

[@grimlord3181]

I didn't.

[@atelalafford4794]

dylan: if u wanna have female empowerment moments u gotta back it up and do it from the BEGINNING me: [michael scott slamming the table gif] THANK YOU

[@_monomorph_1411]

EXACTLY! We’ve BEEN waiting for Black Widow’s movie since the first avengers back in 2012. Marvel was slippin on that one.

[@igota100inscience9]

Atela Lafford the scene was reference to the comics

[@spunkymaniac9312]

@@igota100inscience9 but forced

[@kibbit1373]

I hated that "we are powerful, we are girls" scene so much. I can't even put it into words. Who. The. Hell. Cares. In a situation like that who gives a shit about your gender? And worst of all. Aside from Captain Marvel, they all didn't do shit. Not a single shit was done by any of them.

[@igota100inscience9]

Kibbit watch the scene again

[@kevin04230]

Dylan not realizing Wanda is more powerful than thanos and literally everyone in this movie

[@MarceloSilva-kp7mc]

Yeah, That's a unchangin true, she almost KILL him, he was VERY afraid

[@favouredmg4336]

Captain marvel laughs in the distance

[@taylisseraga7021]

Favoured MG CM is not even stonger than her wtf lol

[@favouredmg4336]

@@taylisseraga7021 Are you joking? .it took a whole ass infinity stone to get Captain Marvel out of the equation so Thanos could win

[@taylisseraga7021]

Favoured MG Wanda destroyed one Infinity stone while pushing back a 2 ton Titan and she almost killed him and he was afraid. They might made CM “the most powerful super heroe” in the movies, but she isn’t.

[@megandavis9072]

"don't do this female empowerment thing, just make a female led movie" ... Captain marvel... And you already said you weren't interested and didn't watch it...

[@lavanyatopa2893]

Yes. The movie was released really close to infinity wars. That's what he said too. They made a movie so late. Why couldn't they come up with black widow origin story earlier? They are releasing it after we saw her die on screen. She has been around for so long, yet we don't know much about her. Even the captain marvel movie was made for pushing this female empowerment agenda. Marvel was under alot of scrutiny for not having a female lead movie and hence they made captain marvel. It's disingenuous.

[@readwithpattie4804]

Honestly, was very annoyed by that

[@aishadarling2429]

It's impressive how you are satisfied by one female led movie in the hole cinematography of Marvel; it would be nice to see how many are of male led, but not so nice to still agree with what you said after doing that.

[@skyebinnersley5049]

I mean I found Captain Marvel more of a checking box movie rather than something they actually worked on to make empowering. It was full of cringey jokes and aknowledgements of her being a woman on top of a really bland boring plot all so they could squeeze in another female hero before the next big movie. Brie did a great job with what she had to work with but let's be honest the movie was ass and the character was poorly written.

[@MidnightHowling]

@@skyebinnersley5049 THANK YOU!!

[@Nala_Sunny2023]

This proves to show that some of y’all can’t take a joke. Dylan just recorded his reaction for the fun of it as he said in the beginning and not to take things to seriously. I think his Clint/Natasha jokes were funny. He didn’t care for the characters and that’s his opinion loll so don’t take things to seriously.

[@actuallyaliza2684]

Nobody: Not even a single soul: Not even Thanos himself: Dylan: what about the whales????

[@morrigantimothy4481]

wanted to like this but the like number is currently at 69 and I did not want to disrupt the natural order so instead, I will say... nice

[@verenamarie9210]

Okay Dylan people can love each other without it being romantic

[@scarlettlouvin7463]

verena marie like Dylan and misoa (idk if that’s how you spell it 😕😕)

[@AnansiMutant]

verena marie but you have to admit that it's weird for him to be that close to her and do that headbutt hug while he's married.

[@hmmm4929]

@@AnansiMutant She is his best friend and his family is gone. So i think it isn't really that weird. Also maybe she is the one he loves the most because she is the last one he loves.

[@verenamarie9210]

@@hmmm4929 I agree, and they have such a long history together, so it's not really that wierd

[@blahblabla2350]

@@AnansiMutant He's married?

[@ida1040]

Alternate title: Dylan pissing off marvel fans for an entire video

[@rxqya6353]

All of the people who disintegrated coming in from the portal was literally my favorite part

[@anafj]

Literally the biggest war in the universe happening: Dylan every four minutes: *WHALES?*

[@Msmalls77]

but what about the whales 😂😅

[@echidnanatsuki882]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@kosmosvanhartland747]

Yes! I was looking for this comment!

[@GleemOffical]

he said Whales as I was reading this

[@Maya-jt2jn]

dylan constantly hating on clint & nat is making me so aggressive lmao

[@yangyangsyin]

honestlyyyyy

[@user-yu4rh6zj9x]

YES

[@TalisaRoberts]

Literally me too!!!

[@aaravsingh37]

Yeah I know right. Same here.

[@lunali7209]

his hate for clint is justified but not for nat lol

[@cass7559]

21:10 dylan trying to dissect this lmao. thor’s always hit the shield to create some weird wave thing. i mean i can’t really explain it but it’s very effective, actually love that they had cap do it by himself in battle

[@genericpotato72]

Bro I was crying when black widow died and he’s clapping and waving

[@joymadonna1434]

Dylan, Valkyrie was literally running new Asgard the whole time Thor was drinking away his feelings. She made it what it is, that's why Thor gave her the crown, because she deserves it

[@seacyren161]

GIRL! THANK U!!!

[@whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare]

You're the mf MVP! Tell him sis!! 🙌🏿🙌🏿

[@shithead323]

Joy Schickler thank you

[@strangeorthings3526]

thank exactly

[@jbel1344]

I was looking for thins comment thanksssss

[@pam7063]

"I have never felt the spark between Tony and pepper" Me: *changes color of the lightbulb to red*

[@kellypen622]

_Pam016_ plus when Tony was dying Pepper was holding back because she didn’t want his last moment to be her crying

[@caro-lel]

Meti Mekonen yeah she literally always wanted him to be happy and safe...but ok

[@ikoandreas5085]

_Pam016_ they have no romantic chemistry

[@soundaryar459]

This was the point where I couldn't watch Dylan's video any further

[@Daniela-gr3tp]

Soundarya R that was like 2 minutes in and it’s an opinion, what?? Lol some people get pressed over nothing

[@dogon9005]

"Why are you starting with the character I care less about" Me: Hawkeye Him: "Fuc*ing Katniss Everdeen" Had me dead

[@Ashley-iu9uh]

I’m not gonna lie watching this commentary did very much irritate me but when Dylan said it’s been 60 yrs let her go HERE IS WHERE I AGREE !!!!!YESS DYLAN THANK YOU

[@sathyanarayanay.h.9630]

Seriously like they didnt even had any connection in the first movie. She was good friend to him thats all

[@izzybizzy423]

Tried so hard not to get mad at Dylan during the video, guess it was inevitable lmao

[@kibbit1373]

Why though. Most of his points were not wrong.

[@MrVisualHigh]

@@kibbit1373 No... most of his criticisms were born of misunderstanding the plot/universe/characters.

[@kibbit1373]

@@MrVisualHigh The "women empowerment" scene, the Thanos beheading scene, the time traveling stuff.

[@gabrielaaponte1314]

Specially when he was rooting for Natasha and Clint to die

[@ri.naniii]

Gabriela Aponte that made sense, whether you wanted them to die was opinion based, whether you love marvel or not you can still want the, to die

[@nasiyah]

The “you’re taking all the stupid with you” actually really isn’t a joke but it’s a reference to the first captain America movie 🙃

[@CQCiana]

Came here to say this!

[@thebeastfish11]

It's a callback to a joke in a former movie, and in the continuity sense, it is an inside joke between Steve and Buckey.

[@Shae29]

yeah, I was like, "how did he not get that? Has he seen the earlier movies??"

[@jeriahmoenga7409]

Dylan: *predicts 2 lines* Also Dylan: I wrote this script Also, him not liking Mackie as the new cap really hurts 🥴

[@micheleonel1047]

Loved his girl empowerment moment roast. So accurate lmao

[@brycetalavera2256]

the avengers: "let's save the universe" dylan: "bUT tHe WhALeS"

[@valentinafangirling]

“When has she shown diplomatic skills” idk maybe the whole 5 years after the snap where Thor was depressed and closed off and shes handled the whole town and its mourning on her own..

[@aishaarshadalam3412]

Show don't tell.

[@kitlindberg127]

I dont think Valkyrie OR Thor have shown any leadership

[@gioiamariasolegaliazzo505]

He doesn't know!!

[@JPQFilms]

kit lindberg I mean it doesn’t look that hard to lead. It looks like a town with less than 1000 people.

[@treyfromtheland3385]

Aisha Arshad Alam Or simply think for 2 seconds. This is the problem with a lot of moviegoers. They want to be spoon fed every little detail instead of using simple comprehension skills we’ve learn in elementary school. This isn’t aimed at you by the way. I’m just speaking in general. 💯

[@ventiladrawr]

i know for a fact that dylan roasting the emotional scenes was just his coping mechanism. it's alright dylan, you didn't have to hide it :))

[@grimlord3181]

I don't think he is.

[@egygizda]

i think i saw half a tear in his eye after nat died.

[@Duskylaze]

I like how Dylan said that he doesn't know much about Marvel and that this commentary was just for fun, yet everyone is butthurt because they decided to watch it anyway and is mad he didn't get all the references and shit. Like bruh it's just for fun chill out.

[@harmonythompson1201]

I don’t think Dylan understood when Cap said, “Let’s get this son of a bitch” Cap doesn’t curse that much and in Age of Ultron he said, “Language!!” When Tony said, “Shit”

[@pragyamahour4016]

Yeah exactly!!

[@strainsofjasmine5658]

Who cares lmao

[@harmonythompson1201]

@@strainsofjasmine5658 Why exactly did you comment?

[@sweetmimosamommysaranghae3163]

Bruh ye sure, make a big deal out of someone cursing cuz dats so cool

[@harmonythompson1201]

@@sweetmimosamommysaranghae3163 I'm not making a big deal out of it.

[@c0llapsingst4rs]

"electricity braided his beard. thor's best power" i mean to be perfectly honest i would love to be able to do that lmao

[@ZealStarMedia]

He didn’t even notice that it gave him entirely new clothes.

[@Cnut_the_grape]

I think it would hurt a shit ton if you weren't a God already

[@anacaly]

and it wasn’t even just a three strand braid, if i saw that correctly. so really good braiding powers

[@zhenshei9398]

I kinda wish it also returned him back to his Infinity War self, that would have been cool. Seeing that version of Thor in the ultimate climatic battle of the franchise, drew me out of it a little...