I Made $1,000,000 Going Woke (And How You Can Too!)

Man burns his $300 Nike’s to own the libs.
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Featuring:
Guy on couch in need of that thing he needs, Quetzal:
/ @quetzypoo
"Not Disney's first openly gay character", Lucy:
/ @just_lucyy
Cisgender Heterosexual Straight White Male & Guy With Fancy Camera, Mr. Random:
/ @mr.randomfilms
/ mr_random_photography
Saluting Man, Atrocko:
/ gloomper_troomper
Getaway driver, Petabyte:
/ petabytefox_
My Twitter: / melodynosurname
My Discord: / discord
My second channel: / @nosurnamesnackies
My music archiving channel: / @nosurnamearchives
Gaming channel: / @johnandmelody
Music used:
New Super Mario Bros. - Luigi’s Casino
de Blob - The Factory
Luigi’s Mansion - Dark Hallway
Robopon Sun, Stars, Moon & Comic BomBom Special - Broadcasting Station
Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force - Gadget Room
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team - Kecleon’s Shop
Donkey Kong 64 - Funky’s Armory
Undertale - sans.
Glover - Atlantis Level 1
Flower, Sun & Rain - Clair de Lune
Pokemon Black/ White/ Black 2/ White 2
Guardian’s Crusade - Isten
Plok - Plok’s House
Crash Bandicoot 2 - Rock It, Pack Attack
Time Hollow - Going Away Those Which Go
Trauma Center: Under The Knife - Hope Hospital
Check Mii Out Channel - Submission Plaza
Miami Law - BGM 05
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Questioning ~ Allegro
Miami Law - BGM 50
Kirby: Squeak Squad - Digging Through The Clouds
Pokemon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire - Oceanic Museum
Viewpoint - Not There At All
Tetris Axis - Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
WarioWare D.I.Y. - Makermatic Menu
Ghouls ‘N Ghosts (C64) - Stage 2
Devil Dice - Liquid the Blue
Crash Bash - Metal Fox
Kid Rock - Cool Daddy Cool (MIDI by Supreme MIDI)
Kirby: Planet Robobot - Program Rhythm
Wii Sports - Tennis Results
mrSimon - The Fanciful Unicorn

[@MelodyNosurname]

OKAY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE NOTICES IT: how the HELL did I rewatch this like 10 times to ensure it was error free and NOT NOTICE that I said BUSSWORDS at 14:39 LMAOOOOOOO

[@no0n34ta1l]

those words are bussin'

[@digital8956]

mastered paying attention 💯

[@abstrusepaladin]

🚎🚌🚍

[@disgoop]

​@@no0n34ta1lfilth

[@maulaz612]

PFFFFTTTT I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THERE WAS TEXT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭😭😭

[@therealdeal680]

"Wife beating potion" is a nickname I never expected to hear and now will use forever

[@darienb1127]

Combine that with the nickname for vapes which is "Douche Flutes."

[@flow185]

Rage potion from Clash Royale

[@8064goldenstar]

ronnie radke potion 😱😱😱😱

[@TrixterTheFemboy]

@@flow185 came from Clash Of Clans first

[@KrimsonKattYT]

Based astolfo bunny girl.

[@Nobodythatyouknowloll]

I can’t believe you have gotten woke Mel, I am crying and ashamed for your actions.

[@Pyracyntrix]

Shitting and crying rn,,

[@LaGamerLia666_old]

caming and crying rn

[@DansDubsCovers]

Mothering and crying

[@Splinxed]

What are you a christian?!?!?

[@KrayZiast]

crush balls and crying rn,,,

[@Emeraldd_33]

"Like a racist man holds onto inaccurate statistics" 😭

[@Extreme2566]

1:40

[@Mf_CHIP]

NO WAY KID ROCK ACTUALLY SAID THESE LINES OUT LOUD 💀💀💀

[@DontMindIlluminati]

Kid Rock is also responsible for one of the funniest lyrics of all time, as the absolute last line on his album "Bad Reputation" is "I THINK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS" delivered in the funniest way imaginable

[@Jum_jamb0]

Bro must've been smoking some of the good stuff in the studio to say that with his full chest

[@Mf_CHIP]

@@DontMindIlluminati I know this one from brad taste in music lmao

[@eightcoins4401]

Im not suprised. He said the Hard R in an IPC song in the 90s.

[@BluMndy]

@@DontMindIlluminatiMy favorite line from that album is "ThErE's NeVeR eNoUgH. MoNeY iN mY bAg"

[@metronicmagician1816]

My favorite bit to come out of the bud light “boycott” was that every week someone would find that X alcoholic item had supported pride (changed their logos during that month, and had a tweet about it), and it would lead to many people repeating the bud light “boycott” over and over again, but usually to a smaller degree. I think my favorite one was Jack Daniels where this one guy emptied like 20 bottles of his reserve which included limited edition runs, unique blends and bottles, and probably over $100 worth of memorabilia. All of it was burned, and forever lost. I’m going to guess that dude is really kicking himself for that cause there is literally no way to get some of those bottles he poured our back.

[@Krusty_bot63]

The lengths people will go to destroy their valuables just because the company who made them said "we should treat the LGBTQ+ community/black people/women with kindness and respect and discrimination against them is bad"

[@markfaites]

im not an alcoholic and i barely never drink anything even slightly alcoholic but holy fuck. hooooly fuuuuck this is a waaaaaaste.....

[@pipebombpete.6861]

Ya see,bud light tastes like hose water. And now people bring slightly better beer to events.

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

my parents hate trans people because one was associated with bud light, that they decided to buy Coors Light out of spite. without realizing they sponsor LGBT organizations. i never told them this. its for the best

[@popcan01a]

​How Melody Nosurname went woke and made one Melodillian dollars

[@leeharold7127]

Funny part about the Nike one, Nike doesn't care what you do with their shoes, all that matters is that they had bought the shoes.

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

All companies really They just care you buy the product, they don't care what you do with it afterwards

[@arumaka3662]

Imagine boicoting a company by buying their product just to wreck it, its basicly throwing money in the trash Great video Mel

[@MacheTheFerret]

it's much dumber than that, it's like paying someone you hate to give them a pinch on the arm

[@jamueI]

They're literally supporting the company they hate lol

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

@@MacheTheFerret not even, it’s like paying someone you hate to spit on the ground

[@groundbird4904]

@@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTWpaying someone you hate for the privilege pf them spitting in your mouth

[@cultofmel]

it always throws me for such a loop seeing people call her mel, because that's my name 😭 it probably wouldn't be so weird for me if mel was at least a common name, but it's not so whenever i see it anywhere i have to get a double take

[@Josieemon]

The funniest factoid about the anti woke beer is that someone on Twitter did some digging into the company, and it turns out the brewery that was supplying the beer to this company is actually a subsidiary of Anheuser-Busch.

[@thesteven2army]

Lol

[@xXSKY64Xx]

I remember during the BLM movement in 2020 Ben and Jerry’s didn’t just stop at tweets, they had a WHOLE SECTION on their website dedicated to solving systematic racism. When compared to all the other companies that did a “protest” like Nick going off the air for 8 mins, they did more than just taking a knee. So it was kinda like “holy crap the ice cream company really getting in thick.”

[@samt3412]

Yeah, that's because they started out as Vermont hippies. Therefore, they like to keep that liberal persona when it comes to marketing

[@badcafe]

The puppet adds so much. Also "the racism community" line was gold ALSO people should hate Keurig for putting freaking DRM in a coffee machine (and how wasteful the pods are I guess)

[@foul-fortune-feline]

they put drm in the fucking coffee machines...?

[@darienb1127]

​@@foul-fortune-felineGenuinely how?

[@Yixdy]

Gotta love that they convinced a buncha numbnuts that their patently *not* recyclable pods were, indeed, actually recyclable. They've been shitting up recycling centers ever since

[@thatboringone7851]

@@darienb1127 I'd imagine by limiting whether or not you can use generic/unbranded pods, or maybe locking the machine to their own brand of pods or something.

[@ukyoize]

​@@darienb1127I guess the same way they put DRM in printers

[@ynvch]

Wo goke, bo groke.

[@ynvch]

I'm so drunk rn

[@LKing-ue2jl]

*bro goke

[@murkamurkamurka]

​@@LKing-ue2jl prof oak*

[@isobelmiller7464]

Runny Babbit

[@luckyinky7849]

I wish everyone of any ethnicity, sex or gender can hold hands together and vibe

[@N0tsaved]

I dunno sounds kinda gay, I'm in.

[@44fox.]

Except for people who don’t like being touched, they can just vibe

[@calebhawkes6005]

War is over

[@MrPillowStudios]

We all do, we all just do, komasa sam.

[@jooree7696]

Heck nah. Please don't go woke Melody, you are the most conservative woman on KZbin i know of 😢

[@Krusty_bot63]

"So what caused your house to burn down?" "I was trying to burn my coffee maker"

[@alansmithee419]

"Why?" "It had a rainbow on it." "Good news! You're not going to jail..."

[@stuff31]

I can honestly say that I'm so glad I became woke. Being a loser bigot is so boring and pathetic. Thank you Melody for another great video.

[@Silver77cyn]

A loser bigot? You mean like the Quartering?

[@stuff31]

@@Jakey726 A bigot, according to the first Google result, is "a person unreasonably attached to a belief, especially one antagonistic towards a certain group, or a person based on their membership of a that group." I think someone setting fire to their shoes as a protest against increased awareness of systemic racism probably fits the definition of a bigot. It's unreasonably obsessive, and attacking a group through objection to raising awareness of the issues they face. That is what I consider to be bigotry.

[@ExtraThiccc]

Same, being a girl with a cock is so based

[@rainbau3352]

@@secretname2670 ramblings of a maniac

[@secretname2670]

@@rainbau3352 please be polite, that was a microagression

[@zest761]

People getting mad and ben n Jerry's being "woke" don't realize that being woke is kinda what it was...founded on. And still tries to this day, despite being bought

[@GALL0WSHUM0R]

Yeah seriously, read some of their articles on system racism, mass incarceration, etc. They're far and beyond the "we posted a black square" type stuff most companies do.

[@Doinkular]

Me omw to buy bi ice cream:

[@fourthmatchflame]

@@Doinkular you could say that your... BIng ice cream!

[@darienb1127]

Wait, really? I've never heard of this, what did they do?

[@mattd5240]

Precisely why I've never bought any of their ice cream.

[@leitolar]

my favorite is the budlight one because they werent beefing over regular beer, they are beefing over diet beer.

[@kate-knowles]

Can I just say how much I adore your puppetsona, she's adorable!

[@sketchystrawberry302]

I swear the guy selling conservative beer is completely indistinguishable from satire and that makes it so much funnier. great video btw!!

[@mrziiz6893]

I believe that’s a law akin to Murphy’s law for that exact situation Edit: Ah yes, Poe’s Law. “Poe's Law is a popular adage that says satirical expressions of extremism online are hard to distinguish from genuine ones without indicating intent.”

[@thatoneguy9582]

i’m pretty sure i misenterpreted that part of the video I thought anheuser-busch specifically created the conservative beer to pander to conservatives while still selling the other beers which i think would’ve been funnier honestly

[@Thecollectorpoggers]

@@thatoneguy9582 they didnt create the beer brand but the beer itself was made by them so they still getting paid

[@thatoneguy9582]

@@Thecollectorpoggers oh no yeah that’s just as funny lmfao

[@Thecollectorpoggers]

@@thatoneguy9582 im also pretty sure it is or was way more expensive so cons legit just scamming themselves

[@tacocat9752]

I feel really bad for that target employee which was in Ethan’s video you could tell she felt like she couldn’t do anything 18:34

[@eightcoins4401]

Just shows you all these main character chuds hate any low wage worker

[@markfaites]

true, i always feel bad for norkal shop employees befause they have to deal with such braindead people, who just dont use their brain for even a second of their lives. she needs a raise

[@KanohiiSideOrder]

Darn, I guess that explains why I went broke. It's because I went woke, not the massive pile of unbuilt model kits I have turned into my evil throne for World domination.

[@mystak3n]

Ah yes. Disney. The company that cancelled Owl House for being too gay.

[@The.Jelly_Gamer]

That company Canned owl house but left alone they're movie but the old CEO is gone time will tell with the new one

[@insederec]

Imagine being so fragile that seeing a rainbow sends you into a toddler rage

[@supernintendo182]

My mom is like that lol. And they say we're easily offended.

[@supernintendo182]

@@crystalvulpine2314 GoAnimate user spotted. Your opinion has been discarded.

[@blazesalamancer8767]

​@crystalvulpine2314 why are you on every video in this channel if you hate wokeness so much Damn, get a life

[@PinkPuffball1992]

Goddamnit, Melody, you were supposed to oppose the woke crowd, not join them! Lemme just buy one million of your stickers and then absolutely destroy them all to show how mad I am at you! (Disclaimer: this is all obvious sarcasm, and I wish I could actually buy one of your stickers, but alas, no money 😞)

[@ToaOfFusion]

"You said you destroy the woke, not join them! Bring greatness to America, not leave it in darkness!"

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

I remember back when the whole baymax period thing was still really big and i straight up saw someone on twitter say some shit like "i was completely fine with this scene until the lady brought up the pads being enviornmentally friendly" as if it's a bad thing to give a shit about fucking nature 💀💀💀💀

[@Morbing_Time]

Conservatives are the biggest crybabies

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

I think its so funny when people decide to trash something they already own bc a brand is woke. You already payed the company, they dont care about what you do with the product

[@eightcoins4401]

Someone ages ago joked Rightwingers would literally shit their pants if they are told it triggers the libs

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

​@@eightcoins4401 I'd be so triggered if the right were to eat poop. Just thinking about them doing it makes my blood boil with rage.

[@JohnSmith-kt3yy]

@@SilverAceOfSpades Calm down your thinly veiled fetish there bud.

[@emblemblade9245]

See the funny part is that the right wingers don’t actually understand the mindsets of corporations

[@qwertydavid8070]

@@eightcoins4401 ohhh nooo I hate it when conservative shit their pants aaaaa it offends me so much I hope they don't do it.....

[@Customfurball28]

It's absolutely crazy to imagine you going woke.... this is too much to handle..... time to buy a sticker to prevent myself from becoming something i definitely am not already.

[@killinswagz]

can i just say that youtube not liking blm being mentioned is some horseshit?

[@fungalcactus8286]

fuckin right

[@MammalianCreature]

ideologies, movements, terms tied to politics, etc.

[@liviawannavibe]

I'm sure that the world's most divorced man, Steven Crowder, can talk about it for hours while mixing in some utterly disgusting stuff, while being monetized, but if you ain't him, you can't talk about BLM without earning money for your work. Nice democracy, KZbin

[@ExtraThiccc]

​@@MammalianCreatureYet you can advertise anti-lgbt anti-black shit all you want. Clearly youtube is pro-hate

[@AmyCherryLMAO]

​@@ExtraThicccthe fact that actual neo nazis are allowed to be platformed on the site all the time is proof enough

[@fishqueen1702]

The burning shoes thing is so funny to me. You already bought the shoes, burning it does nothing

[@berni1011]

Ironically just makes it more likely for them to rebuy them, they already bought them once for a reason

[@aleisbarrett13]

It’s the equivalent of beatle burnings just with a new demographic

[@erikstephens6370]

"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns."

[@Quaila]

That smoke can’t smell no good either

[@xViaOnYoutube]

I only made $874k going woke! time to protest by buying all of her merch

[@VerbenaIDK]

and burning it (this is not a hate comment btw)

[@junglejuicejuno]

the funniest part about people burning their nike's is that they already paid for them, Nike already HAS their money. all this is doing is forcing them to spend even more money buying more shoes

[@844SteamFan]

18:51 “I feel discriminated against” in reference to a BLM sign is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while

[@minerturtle45]

i cant believe this. how could you have gone woke. im gonna binge watch all of your videos and pay for a channel membership then shoot my computer with a military grade weapon i bought st my local walmart

[@Kaz_minos]

I'm not from the U.S. and after seeing the Nike situation, what the actual fuck is happening in that country man 💀💀💀💀

[@Kaz_minos]

Well, the Nike and the Bid Light, i haven't finished the video when i wrote that comment, actually, what is happening man, wtf

[@The.Jelly_Gamer]

@@Kaz_minos same not in the usa as well but really bigots Call lgbt "snowflakes" but they are the snowflakes here and u and Change my mind

[@The.Jelly_Gamer]

@@adsaa5852yea

[@elenahaya1195]

'Murica land of the free!* *Terms and conditions may apply

[@qwertydavid8070]

Consumerism has poisoned the minds of the people. This is what happens when you nurture an entire society where humility and solidarity are systemically looked down upon. America is just one big dystopian tournament for the rich, it's about winning and getting the highest numbers, no matter the cost.

[@UltraPoly64]

You were one of the things that helped me come to terms with being trans thank you mel

[@Pancakesbutcat]

Mel does have that magic on all of us huh?

[@Somerandomdude582]

SAME

[@ob2kenobi388]

Oh my god that's so awesome!! I'm so happy for you! 🏳️‍⚧️

[@IPlayKindred]

hello trans, I am dad

[@Pancakesbutcat]

@@IPlayKindred hello hello trans, im dad, im dad.

[@azure-mist]

"I would now like to take your attention to Ethan Schmidt, a brave soul of a man who shall remain unnamed to protect his identity" Mel is hard at work, continuing to prove my hypothesis that trans furries are the funniest people in the world, I see

[@archerknight]

As a veteran one of the most offensive things about these people is their awful marksmanship and weapons handling. Oh and the fascism.

[@dynomythead88]

This video woke me up.

[@manateebison6494]

Wake me up inside

[@Auralluz]

Can't wake up

[@alejandromonteroborbon5696]

Wake me up inside

[@levitheweirdguy]

26:32 His ears had to be ringing like hell after firing an automatic gun without headphones Then again, it's kid rock. Most people would be relieved if he went deaf

[@nicestoriesnottherealstori3006]

Huh the lady who shot the bud lights cans had 25% percent accuracy.

[@thischannelhasbeenabandoned420]

Funny seeing you here.

[@nicestoriesnottherealstori3006]

@@thischannelhasbeenabandoned420 What do you remember me from?

[@BunchOfOats]

My main problem with Lightyear (as a gay guy) is that Emperor Zurg turns out to be Buzz from the future or an alternate dimension (haven't seen the movie in a long time lmao) but in Toy Story 2, thr Emperor Zurg toy says that he is Buzz's father, and I know that it's supposed to be a Star Wars' reference but they messed with the fucking cannon of their own universe which was bad. Also yeah whenever I see a gay or trans character in anything, I just think to myself "Yup, someone somewhere is mad about that"

[@PlebNC]

I think they could fix it in a sequel because evil Buzz found the spaceship, mech and robots not built it himself and he only calls himself Zurg because that's what the robots call him. So maybe in a sequel the real evil Emperor Zurg could return to claim his ship back, allowing them to keep their evil Buzz idea and Emperor Zurg within established canon.

[@DeepEye1994]

The pilot movie of the Buzz Lightyear cartoon is actually good unlike that dumb nothingburger of a modern Pixar film.

[@newtzrcool]

17:59 I CANNOT EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HAPPY SEEING ETHAN SCHMIDT MADE ME. Me and my friends found the video of him featured in this video where he gingerly steps on the Woke Liberal Leftist™ Gay Target sign and we were obsessed with it for, like, two weeks. Seeing him here was unexpected and made me and my chums smile

[@fungalcactus8286]

It's hard to get over how ridiculous his walking animation is

[@eightcoins4401]

@@fungalcactus8286 He is just the final evidence that most "ANTI WOKE" people are literal irl npcs

[@gebackenebanane6025]

How can someone, in all sincerity and with pride, proclaim themselves as being right, conservative, and opposed to the concept of "wokeness," (which btw just means being aware of social and political issues) whilst genuinely not recognizing the absurdity of their stance?

[@eightcoins4401]

Its a political ideology that is funded on mental dissonance. Those mfs unironically believe in "Marxist Billonaires". You know, an ideology that is mostly about opposing billonaires.

[@liviawannavibe]

by completely disconnecting themselves from reality :)

[@liviawannavibe]

@@Jakey726 no, what??? I am going to be simplifying a bit in order to explain it to you, but here are my 2 cents: Everyone knows there is something wrong with the world/the system, right-wingers try to make a scapegoat to distract from it or to benefit themselves, and left-wingers try to focus on the problems and change the systems. Right-wingers benefit themselves, left-wingers benefit everyone, and centrists like you do nothing at all

[@JohnSmith-kt3yy]

Whats so absurd about it if I may ask? I cant see it.

[@eightcoins4401]

@@JohnSmith-kt3yy Alot of times those same people complain basic moral lessons aimed at young children (i.e "sharing is good") is already WOKE

[@shijikori]

Strange World was pretty good. I saw it and didn't dislike it. Could agree that the writing was probably not the greatest but I like the overall idea of the world in Strange World.

[@ZionMathisAKASonicFan1999]

The sad thing is that the word "woke" had lost its original meaning

[@emblemblade9245]

The sad thing is that conservatives probably appropriated the term from the left to use it in a scornful ironic manner, and now they probably don’t even remember where it originally came from.

[@im_acasual]

⁠@@emblemblade9245the sad thing is that “woke” was originally an AAVE term with the positive meaning of “being aware of social injustices”, before being co-opted by conservatives as a meaningless negative buzzword

[@Yuxy33]

i love how this whole video was a excuse to sell mel stickers

[@MelodyNosurname]

it's funny bc it didn't start that way but i realized how cool itd be if i did that

[@Yuxy33]

@@MelodyNosurname it really turned out cool i love the video!

[@shinyocelot04archive]

The perfect sequel to the Alpha Male video. The amount of chaotic trans energy here is immeasurable.

[@championn.werdiox]

I can’t believe you went woke Mel, I’m currently becoming Kronos because of how depressed you made me because you’re woke.

[@lemonmeat]

THATS IT MELODY... IM BUYING YOUR ENTIRE STOCK OF STICKERS AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE TO SHOW I DONT SUPPORT YOU AND YOUR WOKE AGENDA.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Ugh, the hungrists and their barely-disguised fetishes

[@arandomhashbrown3756]

I can't believe Melody had became woke. She usually doesn't come out of bed that early

[@Hard_Pretzel]

unliked. unsubscribed. unwoked. i was already broke.

[@rowboat10]

man, scott the woz was way different than I remember

[@mothemonster9454]

I dont like how respecting women's bodily automomy and keeping your hands to yourself is called "woke".

[@thatonememer69]

W video (W for woke)

[@MacheTheFerret]

extremely tempted now to change my mouse cursor to the wiimote cursor because of you, thank you mel very cool

[@darkmewmewsans5481]

Those Nike protesters really be making more unusuals for TF2

[@elenahaya1195]

You set clothing on fire because you are racist I set clothing on fire to increase its market value We are NOT the same

[@Dulmari_Games]

This video was so good that I bought the sticker immediately

[@fishcati5620]

Hey fellow Manly Conservative Men. Remember, when you get the new melody sticker, apply the patch to a clean, dry, and hair-free area of the lower stomach or upper buttock area. This area must be free of powder, oil, or lotion for the patch to stick on to your skin. Press the patch firmly in place with your hand for about 10 seconds. Leave it on until it is time to replace it with the next Melody-Certified anti-woke sticker. This will ensure you have full protection from the woke mind virus.

[@scoreunder]

"if i show you this creature..." holy shit it's gex!

[@AaronJLong]

I pre-ordered a sticker. Hopefully it will reverse the effects of the chemicals in the water and make my frog straight again.

[@gripen777]

Go woke, go broke? I must be in debt

[@hgataro6374]

That one dude saying “why don’t we have a white history month” and “I feel discriminated against” had me in hysterics

[@charlesboys9674]

Why not?

[@Volcano22207]

@@charlesboys9674because white people aren’t oppressed and have not been for the majority of human history

[@bimsherwood7006]

I heard that movie budgets sometimes do not include the marketing budget. So that's how lightyear could lose 100 millies.

[@kyramonnix1520]

I've convinced that Melody is an actual puppet.

[@GamingPandaCat]

I guess we can't say anything on youtube anymore huh... We're all going to turn into corporate drones as we appease youtube who's appeasing the advertisers who want to appeal to the most amount of people possible.

[@heihogreenzx4704]

Question, but what does this have to do with the video?

[@fungalcactus8286]

@@heihogreenzx4704 Melody bleeped (but heavily implied or showed in text) several words she was saying so that the video doesn't immediately get demonetized. Naturally, all those words are things conservatives get really uppity about. Hard to blame her.

[@heihogreenzx4704]

@@fungalcactus8286 Ah, ok. Thanks for the clarification, kind sir/ma’m/mx!

[@fungalcactus8286]

@@heihogreenzx4704 I'm a gender mess and I still haven't really changed my expression, but like, your comment made me feel seen, which is pretty rare for me (on the gender front), so thanks

[@eightcoins4401]

@@fungalcactus8286 Theres a youtube video from a few years back where someone trial and errored every demonitzed word. It included literally "Human rights" and "LGBT" but also fully nonsensical things like "Iowa" that would get you demonetized.

[@Silly_Sulky_Seli]

I can't believe you've done this I'm gonna buy all of your stickers and put them on a dartboard to film myself missing every single one of them and just tear down the whole board in anger just to panick as I accidently broke my dad's dartboard doing that and quickly hide all the furry stickers in my closet because he'll be in my room in less than five seconds to see what that noise was and yell at me

[@Somerandomdude582]

I hate the word Woke with a burning passion. /srs Great video, Melody!

[@lucyrukentropft9385]

Dunno, that target skeleton seems pretty gay to me. Woke propaganda confirmed

[@freddiefishton]

Spoiler: it had its boob bones removed

[@breakfast_crow]

And that plushie looked kinda like a rainbow. Definitely woke

[@Minabeanmachine]

Ethan at 18:29 responding to “what is wrong with you” with “DEVIL WORSHIP” is so funny to me

[@Minabeanmachine]

Oops I meant to say 18:19

[@maddit_line]

18:40 I literally almost punched my screen after hearing this. How can you for a second think that we need a white history month? Oh wait, we do, it’s called all of them.

[@snowfractals]

I want to mention that in the video of the one lady failing miserably to shoot a full PLATTER of cans and boxes, assuming it was just one 30-round mag she had, she missed literally 25 out of 30 shots. Literally 80% of the magazine. Also, she really could NOT control that recoil. I don't even know that much about guns, but like, how was she THAT inaccurate?

[@eggsbox]

This is a really good follow up to the HBomb video on the topic! Excellent work.

[@PineyApleyMagic]

I am literally shaking and crying right now. I can’t believe Melody Nosurname has done this. Is nothing in this world sacred anymore?

[@FunWithColeen]

i find it hilarious the way these more conservative folks protest these companies; burning shoes for nike cuz of colin, crushing beer cans for budlight for dylan mulvaney like what are you solving or trying to do with this other than essentially flushing down hundreds of dollars down the drain?

[@eightcoins4401]

The funniest part is the corporations they boycott that way are laughing all the way to the bank. They usually tend to buy those products to destroy them so theres a sudden profit surge and its somewhat free advertising via Streisand Effect.

[@alansmithee419]

All they care about is posturing, not getting anything done. And it's actually a useful tool for conservatives. Progressives have to make people care enough to promote change. Conservatives just have to be loud enough to drown it out, or scare off people from getting involved in the conversation as they don't want to deal with their BS.

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

their attempts are for naught, they are angry at capitalism. yet call you a communist for pointing out their flawed logic. they think consumer boycotts will make any change, this isn't the 1890s any more when consumerism was in its infancy and a sizeable boycott would worked when a product is unsafe. we are in a post-soviet union age. communism is no longer the boogeyman of the west. they have no one to be angry at except at corporations who subscribe to ideas of human rights that their own freedom loving government has espoused for a hundred years into the American culture as a counter against communism during the cold war. American corporations are literally too big to fail. they are Goliath and we are David without his sling and stone

[@AmberKTm]

OMG melody you gave me a solution to my problems I didn't know what I was missing in life now I know what I have to do to truly become happy Change my default windows cursur to that of a Wii cursur Thank you for showing me this and making my life 10 times better

[@fungalcactus8286]

Great video! Also, as an ambiguously trans/queer person who hasn't figured their shit out at all, I feel so fucking called out by the spokesperson at the end wearing a Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood shirt.

[@fungalcactus8286]

To whoever replied to me, I didn't mean that I dislike FMAB. It's actually one of my favorites.

[@larhyperhair]

Woke brands Hbomberguy TWO?

[@sexygirlmax2019]

i love hbomberguy so much he is so awesome.

[@FrenchToasted1995]

the ultra right beer ad felt like a satire skit that a bunch of halfwits probably would still unironically believe

[@jacobcarrasco6539]

12:46 This discrepancy here is pretty common. Most listed “budgets” only account for the pure production of the film, and not the cost of marketing. So they likely spent around 120 million on marketing for the Lightyear film.

[@CitrusOrange]

I love how do many of these people buy a product, thus giving the company money, thus helping them, thus making them realize the ads work, thus making them make more of those ads, to show how much they just hate that company.

[@emblemblade9245]

I wonder how much weight these days the marketers put into making ads that will deliberately piss people off for clicks. Like, do they balance the statistics of that with the statistics of people who like the ad? Are there simulations?

[@pepinopenguim]

This video is awesome and the melody Nosurname puppet makes it even better. I really appreciate your videos and think they're very good. Good job.

[@Kiwi-fl8te]

I was just about to go to sleep but this video made me too woke, how will I get my 8-... my 7 hours now???

[@Cabanela]

10:30 Funnily enough, I found another article that said Nike earned 6 Billion dollars that was released a day after this article was released. Dunno what happened there.

[@matthewbenedict5923]

Absolutely incredible

[@breadstick9054]

25:30 my favorite part about this commercial is that you can still hear the toilet flush as he is walking out of bathroom implying that he did not even consider washing his hands

[@snuffedlamb]

whats so ironic about people destroying brands items, is that they purchased those items themselves. you're giving a company money to break these items, and its not like they're gonna care about that 😭 so woke or not, we all gone broke....

[@aiforgorr]

no tenes idea de lo mucho que amo tu canal

[@mae_lia]

mel never fails to be based as fuck, she literally never misses

[@jorymo4964]

we all know Disney's _real_ first gay character was Riku from Kingdom Hearts

[@sebastiandelorey6562]

Melodyyyyy we love youuuu. Keep up the great work

[@RenniUltraFox]

go woke or go smoke (a burning shoe)

[@arineatsshit7955]

I love how mel always finds the hidden gems of entertaining topics. I wasn't expecting to absolutely LOVE a video about the money earned by acting "woke," but surprisingly enough, it was such an entertaining topic to hear about I'm half surprised nobody thought of it before!

[@andriypredmyrskyy7791]

What amazing multiscreen gags! Watching yourself, arguing with a tv with in-room audio, mwah 👌

[@aededipi]

i love how every mel video has the mandatory f slur

[@everfluctuating]

furry

[@juanjuri6127]

french?

[@aededipi]

@@juanjuri6127 excuse me

[@Someonethefunnyone]

Fortnite?

[@PinkPuffball1992]

Four?

[@invertebrado]

I NEED TO KNOW THE TRICK, I HAVE CANCER AND I NEED TO AMASS MONEY TO MY KIDS FUTURE AND MY TREATMENT THAT I DO NOT WANNA DO!

[@friendlycanadianYT]

"Wife beating potion" is my new favorite line. Jesus fucking Christ that is funny.

[@kadawbra]

OMG YOUR WII CURSOR IS AWESOMEEE

[@PuffishSwish]

mel woke up