I Made a Machine No One Asked For

[@urituchmanpigeon]

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[@InheritanceMachining]

This might be one of my favorite Nord integrations to date 😂

[@urituchmanpigeon]

@@InheritanceMachining thank you! I just spoke from my heart, or the nose I should say.

[@bigbossimmotal]

Only two people on Earth could make a video about building a nose picking machine that I would watch. And Scarlett Johansson didn't make one, so here I am. I have no doubt at all that it will be brilliant, so I am just going to say Thank You, and Great Work! then watch the video.

[@Bob0bscureD]

That's one way to look at security...

[@ddoherty5956]

​@@urituchmanpigeonI was watching a moulding channel the other day and they recommended pouring from one place after vacuuming the moulding medium. 👍

[@daniel_charms]

Ok, we've officially reached peak KZbin here. I can't see how anyone could ever top this. And the transition to the ad was a true masterpiece in itself.

[@chrishayes5755]

its goofy. guy has all the talent in the world and wastes it.

[@robertlangley258]

@@chrishayes5755....Chris you are absolutely clueless and not aware of it.

[@Pi3.1419]

​@@chrishayes5755wasting it would be not showing it to the world 🤔

[@Pi3.1419]

When I was just seventeen 🎵🎶🎵 😅

[@SingleTrack66]

It was a very good year.

[@Daxis834]

Actually my favorite KZbin Channel, LSD Clickspring.

[@smashyrashy]

How did you come to that description

[@rosbifke]

@@smashyrashy It’s the best way anyone will ever describe this gem of a channel.

[@potayto-potahto881]

I just laughed so loudly. This is beautifully complimentary and accurate. This man, this project, and this comment is peak KZbin and i love it

[@andrewilliams3406]

😂😂😂😂

[@taitano12]

🤔 Never thought of it that way. But, yeah, that's a PERFECT description. 😁 👍

[@NomadMakes]

Mate, all I can say it that the world is a richer and more fun place with you in it. Thanks for continuing to amaze us.

[@pistool1]

This was pure art and 5/5 craftmanship once again, thank you Uri and keep up the good work :-)

[@jesseshort8]

I really hope all is well with him and that he's not done with this KZbin thing. It seems like a lot of creators have either slowed down or completely abandoned their channels because Google is always messing with their money. It's sad.

[@BrianSantero]

That sitting in a cafe picking your nose with someone else's finger was the absolute best transition I've ever seen. Thank you for this.

[@Legit_SuperFall]

genuinely the best vpn add ive seen

[@nathanielzaharia9630]

I saw this comment before I got to that part of the video and... it did not disappoint

[@Alkatross]

Genuinely the finest VPN add I've ever seen.

[@MuscarV2]

​@@Alkatrossad*

[@carlcarlson7654]

As they said in the old country, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Such wisdom.

[@Problem-attic]

The 3d printed cage is pretty standard for printing delicate parts in MJF or SLS. Both of those processes use fine nylon powder which takes up the entire volume of the printer. You have to get rid of that unused powder after, though most is recycled! That lil cage serves a few clever purposes for smaller parts: to keep small parts from getting lost in the large 'cake' of powder, to give the operator something to hold onto when bead blasting the powder away, to keep fragile or awkward parts from warping or breaking, and in your case, extra protection when shipping!

[@fredericapanon207]

@Problem-attic, thank you for the explanation. I had not thought of a powder-based additive manufacturing. I thought that it would have been resin printed.

[@ManOfTrades]

Honestly I am really happy to see you have an add in your video. Its about time Uri gets paid!!! Also sick design as always lol

[@urituchmanpigeon]

Thank you! I can't see myself anywhere else but here on youtube, so indeed I try my best to make this work.

[@robertlangley258]

@@urituchmanpigeon....Uri, you have no match. You are genius and we love and appreciate you very much. Please continue we wouldn't want KZbin without you. I wonder who will inherit all the beautiful work you've done over the years. I hope you have a son or daughter or grandchild that put these items in a museum and showcased in a public place. All of your creations are marvelous fun wacky and absolute art. Thank you again for your wonderful videos. 👍👍👍👍👍

[@MarcelVerheijden]

You sir are always that little surprise package full of fun and joy I didn't know I needed so much, thank you.

[@ukulelefatman]

Produced in the Ol' factory.

[@stewartcopland7676]

This deserves more recognition

[@halfrhovsquared]

@@stewartcopland7676- You're right. His humour is not to be sniffed at !

[@wes.belmont]

The editing and music in this video are fantastic. It feels like the perfect extension of your personality coming through. Favourite one so far!

[@InheritanceMachining]

I too am blessed with a large schnoz... but I would still use this every chance I got.

[@calvinmiller3959]

Didn’t expect to see you here, I love your channel

[@alanmuddypaws3865]

Uri can be relied upon to come up with ideas for machines that we didn't know we wanted (until now) Top work as usual. Sir - you are a genius!

[@LaserGadgets]

Please make a back-scratcher next, I really need one!

[@msmith2961]

They say the line between genius and madness is very fine. I'm not sure which side you're on, but its sure entertaining 😂

[@Appellonia]

He's somehow on BOTH SIDES SIMULTANEOUSLY 😂IT'S PERFECTION 😙🤌🏻

[@robomaster1000]

3:30 as a machinist I would never thought of intentionally putting the jaws in wrong to create an eccentric turning. Probably because you cannot accurately set a specific amount of offset, which is why most machinists would dial in the correct offset with a four jaw chuck. That being said if an accurate displacement for your cam is not critical this quick and dirty trick certainly works

[@robertlong9029]

I wish that you would do more. You are an artist you take the simple funny things and go the extra mile and amaze me every time

[@Lurchstein]

Absolutely KZbin gold!!!! One of the funniest things I've ever seen! Keep the amazing ideas coming.

[@richball9576]

You're absolutely hilarious Uri! Always such a treat to watch your videos.

[@HrafnirKrumr]

Yes! Sometimes I forget that my life is lacking something without your videos, but then one came out and my day is brighter once again. Thank you Uri!

[@jeffcowles8274]

Beautiful transition to the sponsor. I love that you were faithful to the metaphor.

[@Gilyarth]

This is bloody genius, hilarious and brilliant Mr. Tuchman! -And the finger disco-dancing was glorious! Thanks for brightening my day!

[@ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13]

Only URI could come up with something this fantastical 😂👍

[@KneesBitten]

I appreciate you and all the other makers with such delightful whimsy that also gives you the chance to try new techniques, geometries, materials, and complexities. It's inspirational, now I just need something *motivational* so I can join the ranks of shenanigans-production.

[@KneesBitten]

@Pinedal probably a bit of column a and a bit of column b, but doing anything at all is probably a good start- yeah

[@cookiesnake7216]

Uri truly is THE man to make an automata that you did not ask for did not need but feel truly blessed to have witnessed.

[@phillipmartin273]

You are an amazing and incredible artist, making things from pure imagination to physical form. Don't stop, absolutely love watching your mind at work and seeing a kindred spirit doing what he does best.

[@camarol88]

Are you sure that this is a noise cleaning machine or a G spot stimulating machine?

[@joshuaperry4112]

The follow up Bidet episode is gonna be dope.

[@TheEvertw]

Throughout the video I was thinking "You are NOT going to put that inside your nose". Then you did. You are a courageous man!

[@blublublublublublub]

That chuck you have there for your lathe is called "Keilstangenfutter" (in german at least, dont know the english name) and it is absolutely super important that the little pin on the face is not sticking out when you start the spindle, otherwise a jaw could fly out of it. Also you should never turn the spindle on when there is nothing clamped in the chuck for the same reason.

[@reinermiteibidde1009]

Always watch that little safety pin below your key on that type of chuck. If it sticks out, your jaws are not properly "hooked" into their teeth. The jaws move inwards on three little wedges with teeth on the front. If the pin sticks out the teeth are not fully engaged in the jaws. Under a lot of clamping force they can break their teeth and fly out. Ask me how I know...

[@helenakhudyna2360]

Watching your endeavors brings me so much joy! Thanks for sharing them with us!

[@mm9773]

Uri: “I Made a NOSE PICKING Machine” Everybody: “Of course you did”

[@urituchmanpigeon]

Yep

[@GEM.Official]

Hi Uri, Hope all is well. Missing your creativity and humor in my life. Been a while since a video from you. ❤❤

[@MeleeTiger]

I'm on week three of recovering from a cold, mostly back to 100%. The first two weeks were spent with a hardened bit of something stuck to the inside of my left nostril that just would not come lose. It was so hard it hurt to scrunch my nose let alone blow it, and I feel that this experience has put me in just the right mindset for this video to be weird and entertaining but not too weird to watch.

[@fkyew]

You had me squeeze my nose at the same time you tested the nose picking machine. I love your insanely infectious sense of humor! I always look forward to the next video. Thanks again! Godspeed on your journey through life....

[@eshato]

לראות פרויקטים שלך זה תענוג כל דקה. מאחל 6מיליון עד סוף שנה והרבה רעיונות.

[@danbreyfogle8486]

I loved the video. My wife thought I had gone crazy as I stared at my laptop computer and laughed out loud for nearly 25 minutes. You are the best.

[@TastelessChicken]

This video is incredible, the pinnacle of youtube. I love your energy and humour. I burst out laughing the moment the machine moved, it felt like some sort of deeply instinctual funny, like laughing at a fart.

[@bluegreen2360]

The things Uri comes up with are so whimsical and nonsensical that the craftsmanship just makes it that much better.

[@BeardedBadger77]

Uri, you're a force to be reckoned with. I absolutely love your content!

[@hendrikrozijnenblad8666]

Uri's special combination of creative artistry and benevolent lunacy has given me joy for years now. But to have a combination of "airway maintainance" and blender design mixed into this latest exploit: Good sir, you have outdone yourself yet once again! Bravo! A belated happy newyear, and may we be collectively blessed with your inventions for many more to come, kind sir!

[@SAHBfan]

I am suffering from Uri Tuchman deprivation. It has been months since this video was posted! I really hope he is working on something….

[@andrewbailey7999]

Looks like your prayers were answered! And I discovered a cool channel! Where was this one hiding??

[@reasonman]

The thing I really like about Uri is that he leaves in mistakes or rambling and is so damn relatable. Other makers, wood workers, etc have such polished videos and while they're undeniably good at what they do, it makes me feel like they're 100% competent which I know isn't the truth but still end up measuring myself against when I'm in the shop and I make a mistake. Out of the gate Uri calls out a mistake in the cams and rambles about what he's doing drilling holes. Thanks Uri for being so down to Earth in your videos and not cutting out things that others might easily exclude or just make a one off comment about.

[@popeyejansenvanjorksveld]

Finaly i have been waiting for new content 👌✌️👊👊👍👊

[@TomasRosberg]

Your mind is such a treasure, so creative and out of the box... Beautiful

[@NoCoolNamesRemain]

23:40 Yes! Happy! 😂

[@DrTubeman]

This is my 'Well Iv'e Seen It All Now' video pick of the year, chur Uri, luv your work...

[@unboxingmontblanc4956]

always a pleasure to see his mind work things out, counterintuitive logic is very entertaining

[@tmaltez]

That was great! A fancy goddess with finger up her nose while holding a nose-picking mechanical finger. I loved every minute of this nose-content!

[@merlinmagnus873]

This is a product that needs to be on Sharktank. Very cool. It might benefit from a couple of stops on the side to side motion so the finger stays pointed in the same direction since the amount of friction imparted by the 2 cams isn't always equal.

[@fredericapanon207]

@merlinmagnus873, and perhaps a silicone finger tip so the experience can be a bit more comfortable than with tin.

[@josuelservin]

What a wonderful piece of art, the video and the contraption! even the transition to the ad was great

[@foobar201]

I haven't laughed this hard in a good while, excellent work.

[@ryankirk2007]

Goes to show not every project needs to be 100% accurate 👍🏼 good job you weirdly fascinating man 👍🏼

[@khester7397]

The classical beauty of nose-picking carytatids is such a delicious touch!

[@SteveHoltArts]

This is why i watch KZbin. Thank you Uri. Thank you. This video is what i needed. Beautiful machine, very beautiful work! I have a goal to someday do a collaboration with you.

[@matthewmccalister5594]

"Whatever that means... so let's fuck it up" made me spit out my drink hahahaha LOVE IT

[@johnr1878]

Uri, you are nothing short of a genius. Really great execution of the idea and proof of concept. Well done!!!

[@Fenris_1966]

In the top five of the most elegant nose picking machines shown on youtube

[@pogostix6097]

The best machines solve problems you didn't know you had. Your videos are always a delight, I never really know what to expect your muse to come up with.

[@MaltandMake]

I really hope someone makes an old fashion patent drawing for this, I'd be a very cool poster! Great job on this.

[@urituchmanpigeon]

I'll think about it 🙂

[@charlesgrove6905]

Uri is always a gem of a find in my feed. Can't wait for the next project.

[@AndyFromBeaverton]

I was searching Google on how to get out something stuck in my nose and it brought me here. Where can I buy this?

[@ianelley]

Hi Uri, I think I spotted you at the Makers fair in the UK earlier this year. I was going to pop over and say hello but never got the chance !! Anyway great project as usual !! Keep up the good work mate !!

[@urituchmanpigeon]

Thanks! Come next time and say hello, I'll be there.

[@ianelley]

@@urituchmanpigeon Will do !!

[@marcslonik5096]

12:34 Tyskie... I see you're a man of culture...

[@rp8564]

This was absolutely brilliant and hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh, Uri!

[@norbertdecker4636]

You always crack me up with your ideas! This device might not work in noses but surely in other body parts 🤣. Apart from that is your workmanship just wonderful! Creating machines no body needs in such a perfect manner is a pleasure to watch! Keep going!!!

[@janprzysiezniak7563]

Thanks for the belly laughs. Such refinement and detail to uplift such a crude little gesture. Monty Python would have been proud to have you among them.

[@stilts121]

I sat down for lunch and said, "I need something silly yet serious. Mindless but still engaging to my brain." Then I saw this was just uploaded. Perfect.

[@urituchmanpigeon]

I agree with mindless and silly 😁

[@fredericapanon207]

@@urituchmanpigeon but so clever with your designs and linkages. It's a delight to see your production process.

[@jesseshort8]

Uri I hope all is well, i miss seeing your videos.

[@theinvasivespecies1119]

Love your videos

[@linecraftman3907]

The most ingenious, ridiculous, unexpected, precise and beautiful device ever. I can't even comprehend this in it's entirety Another masterpiece by Uri, I'm speechless. So many channel firsts as well

[@Geeksmithing]

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Automata I can relate to!

[@markadams2667]

Funny, Creative, Masterful, and Humble! I wish you more success to come!

[@lumotroph]

Holy shit Uri you knocked it out of the park with this one!! Amazing music, great timing as always, and a beautiful project. Bravo! PS: that scene from Pi with the drill was 🤌 perfect

[@Vandal_Savage]

Are you sure that's not for keeping your girlfriend happy whilst you're tinkering in the shed?

[@nonFireresist]

Pssst!

[@1crazypj]

That was the funniest thing you've ever made, don't know how I missed it until now. I very rarely actually laugh out loud from You-Tube video's, this one, I did BTW, when you give times for 'miss the shenanigans' I never skip them. Apart from being an artist, your also a comedian

[@RickshawMunky]

In a crazy world I hope you never stop making videos Uri many many thanks.

[@Nick-nm8om]

Stay safe and prayers 🙏 to all in Israel.

[@splinky99]

I’m so glad you have that beautiful Myford! You really deserve it!

[@robertlangley258]

I agree, Uri has finally reached the epitome of the "Top Rung of Artistic Professionalism in Building Useful Gadgets" for the man that has everything. Truly a one-of-a-kind personal hygiene device for those "special" clients who does not have the pleasure of idle time in the day to perform a needed necessity. Not to mention a device, one-of-culture, could one proudly display on one's corporate mahogany office desk. Said item is supplied with a year supply of tissue paper to help keep your prized possession in tip top condition. (p.s. item does not come with waste basket)

[@211teitake]

One of the best videos! I love your talk, humor, and art.

[@nicolek4076]

That finger has more movements than I imagined were necessary for the picking of a nose. You're obviously an expert in this material.

[@breno_lobo]

I absolutelly love watching you make these crazy inventions of yours. Thank you for sharing with us!

[@jamest3618]

Where are you Uri? Are you not making videos anymore? I'm getting withdraw symptoms.

[@benjaminkorhum5068]

I missed your videos so much. Good to see you again!!!

[@BrigidtheMechLady]

Last time I heard that song Tex was talking about the Rifleman. Also, I love the nose picking caryatids and I really want that model to put on stage as set decoration for a comedy.

[@us2ra]

congrats on 300k subs and beautifüüül new studio *chefs kiss*

[@TheMixmastamike1000]

hello from USA, I miss your videos, hope all is well.

[@janecapon2337]

Absolutely love your enthusiasm, humour, and above all, genius.

[@StargateNova]

10/10. Such a great watch!! Thanks for the best content on KZbin!

[@azilelaufer9831]

I Love This so much 😭♥️ i Love working with my Hansa and creating See what i can do myself. It gibts so much Sense of selbstwirksamkeit ☺️

[@andreacrashe9894]

*Kia ora (hello) Uri, Congratulations on reaching 300,000 subs... 🙂Oh my gosh, I love your wild sense of humour... to even think up, of making a nose picker & then design it... to even having it working to. You sir are a genius... I do not think anyone else in the world would ever come up with this... Yep I laughed and smiled with this video. What on earth could ever top this. This sir is a masterpiece. 🙂.nz*

[@thorstenhulser5008]

Absolutely awesome as always! I'd love to see a collaboration between you and Bobby Duke.

[@demonic477]

the best part of the entire video. Oh my god it actually works !! how could it not work you made it to fit your nose so yes it's going to work .

[@MuscarV2]

I love that the auto-generated subtitles say (music) to anything other than talking, like you sawing.

[@tristanbaranov]

That was a lot of fun. Plus that crank handle alone was worth making, just love it!

[@win4jesse]

With the craftsmanship and humor gold here, it remind me of thisoldtony. Since he only uploads once in a blue moon, thanks for this!

[@TobiasSteinhausler]

23:33 funniest thing I have seen on the interwebs all week. Thank you for this!!

[@lowecypher8761]

That's one fine piece right there. If someone told me that I would one day watch a full episode long video of someone make a nose-picking contraption that can used manually or on automated, I would've chuckled while thinking they must be crazy. Once again, KZbin Auto-Play brings me to channels I would totally have no idea about nor look for and watch it out of curiosity.

[@deborahmartin9682]

You are a treasure, sir. Thank you for inviting us along!