I Made A Machine That BLENDS People In Fun With Ragdolls (Funny)

Fun with ragdolls is the most fun I've had with weird physics in a long time
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[@bunniebabyidol08]

18:10 Me: *"Did your mic die again?!"* Seán: _Guess what! Yup. No mic! :(_ Me: *Seán... With YOUR voice, I highly doubt you need a microphone at this point...*

[@VivekYadav-ds8oz]

I only knew the mic was disabled because his voice echoed, no other difference!

[@alphafoxys5353]

Technically I believe that Robin does all the editing now so Robin is the one who put that message..he always informs us very well..making sure we see what he says :P

[@Jake1702]

He could shout out his window and you'd hear it in real time.

[@its.panda2514]

You really shouldn’t have you playlists public

[@bunniebabyidol08]

@@its.panda2514 I could've sworn they were private

[@Pecangaming]

Jack: "You can't get killed by what you can't see" Birdbox: *I see nothing wrong with this*

[@StarLight-so4nm]

Get it? Birdbox *sees* nothing wrong with this!

[@jetblox3698]

@@StarLight-so4nm nice

[@PentaromaLMA0]

A double joke *Those are almost extinct*

[@jkjk7098]

Hell ya good joke

[@cottton]

🤣😂😂😂😂😂 İ should watch that İ still havent watched it and i regret it İ only seen the trailer

[@PickleRaito]

2:28 What it felt like to have to cross the road without your mom at 7 years old

[@agamingchannel2]

2:37 so this is included?

[@PickleRaito]

@@agamingchannel2 That too lol

[@jaywynkoop6926]

Yes

[@Masked_muscle_mommy]

when your mum lets go of ur hand in traffic

[@spider-man6861]

Facts

[@charliehorse8401]

Man, after watching GrayStillPlays torture the rag dolls with those impossible levels, this seems insanely tame

[@christinesparks1970]

Yeah

[@blabafush7008]

Glad I saw Jack's first

[@JadonBarnes]

Oh my gosh you’re the best! Thanks so much for playing my game!!! You’re even mentioned in the credits!!!

[@ethanodham9417]

I've seen alot of videos for your game bro, it seems really fun. Trying to save up for it. You're making millions happy and making bank. Keep doing what your doing!

[@chommy4913]

Hey man!

[@JadonBarnes]

ETHAN ODHAM That’s so awesome to hear man! Thanks a bunch!!! I really hope you have fun playing it as much as you do watching it!

[@ohheyitsjustme6885]

Nice game :))

[@funwithragdollstv7468]

Jadon Barnes I LOVE that you’re making this on mobile as well, you are THE BEST developer for a game like this, I can’t wait for the mobile release.

[@thatonehumanbeing8554]

jack: *talks most of the video no problems at all* mic: ight ima head out

[@o.2359]

FacTs 😂😂🤘

[@sparechannel1166]

Lmaooo

[@spudnik2997]

Perfect

[@thatonehumanbeing8554]

@firefly YT ok buddy r u da human calculator im kidding thx for the future notice have a great day

[@doubletrouble1347]

I ruined 666 likes lol

[@kiyoraka3537]

"but look at all the reds getting in!" -berlin, 1945

[@lizadavies5685]

'O'

[@coochiecrumbs3526]

Joe balls

[@djujbellis2192]

ytgfrtghytgbhfnyhfg bdgyhfnjnh gbfvgtdyhfn are we speaking welsh

[@kylexramirez]

13152145235436325grehggerhrtynrhtnhyrhnyrmhyrnryum

[@kiyoraka3537]

wtf this was posted 4 months ago like a couple weeks ago what the hell happened to my 6 months i want my half a year back bro

[@anthonyfrederich5113]

“This is so movie!” Jacksepticeye 2019

[@libra818]

🤣

[@breadsnek4003]

Sean: *builds contraption* Angry ragdolls: *Avoid the contraption* Sean: No! That’s not how your supposed to play the game!

[@marie-annwilsonennis9163]

Kinda like Felix's potato traps 😂🥔

[@TheFat0ne]

NOOO HE'S THE GARLIC GLADIATOR BIG BRAIN EDIT: let's get 1k dislikes

[@Couchpotatosenpai]

It’s Shawn not Sean Cause that’s meh name

[@Eggsther]

Garlic gladiator: WAIT THATS ILLEGAL

[@Leyveta1]

@@Couchpotatosenpai no his name is spelled Sean things can be spelled different

[@sillygoat4884]

Dude you have to play the tutorial it’s absolutely comedy genius

[@erikjackson9759]

Yess play the tutorial!!

[@catinabox8461]

16:53 probably the first time I laughed at one of these jokes in a while

[@aliffsahari5682]

*toot*

[@Klessiuss]

Red guys chasing blue guy is one of the most intense things I've seen...

[@aball9899]

Jack: you can't get killed by what you don't see Blind people: **celebrates**

[@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT]

you cant see the thing that kills you of old age, so you are technicaly immortal... but god decided "no"

[@patrickstar591]

lol oh i have a cringe name for u if you want it'' your uncles hairy armpits''

[@tylerhutchison4110]

try blind people: *well don't need this dog then* next day *R.I.P*

[@dragon2218]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thomasthegamer5130]

😂😂😂😂

[@pushinptwice]

pewds:married pewds:best day of my life jack:murders ragdolls jack:best day of my life

[@AR3Q]

That's a Booper Dooper we know and love

[@YourRatKing62]

Ethan Cheaz he’s easily pleased

[@owlchild_5676]

Avaw

[@Anjel_Marie23]

Murder is fun tho

[@pubgahnaf0074]

Jack's the best

[@legendsoflaughter3313]

Who remembers when the comment section was actual comments and not KZbinr: do thing Me: oh wow joke

[@Swissgas649]

Me ☹

[@burntspud7466]

Why hasn't jack made more fun with ragdolls

[@aidanmorrison8116]

Ha you did the thing where you make fun of the thing but did the thing

[@_username]

@@aidanmorrison8116 "sometimes doing bad things is for the greater good" - my brain forgetting the original quote founder

[@beebitbit3080]

Sometimes do thing and react is funny :3

[@kaspervandevelde4138]

"stop, I don't wanna get hugged" became way too real

[@wolf-gacha4688]

Jack: you can’t get killed by things you can’t see Me:omg blind people live forever

[@onyxjae]

no one can see death, yet at some point in everybody’s life it still takes you.

[@thebaIding]

@Alvie Spurlock deaf ppl are only immune to noise death.

[@No.1KendrickGlazer]

HAHAHAHALOLUFUNNY please just stop

[@12Haque]

jojo baldwa then what are mute people

[@thebaIding]

@@12Haque you can't die from choking?

[@picklewart5382]

2:30 - 2:52 Trying to cross the parking lot during Black Friday.

[@eeveeluvr365]

So true. . . so true.

[@TimDaCorgi]

Facts

[@Nimufufu]

True that

[@drose6304]

Black Friday traffic in a nutshell Lmao

[@daviddimitrov3696]

Jack: *shoots out ragdolls from wind device* Me: Its raining men! haleluya! Its raining men!

[@sirbeatsalot6190]

Dont you just love how Jack gets so excited where he does not notice him spitting everywhere 1:59

[@Grimsikk]

me: *hasn't watched a jack video in awhile* *first 30 seconds of video happen* me: I definitely missed something along the way.

[@dragonnx2843]

If you haven't learned already Jack is in LA and ANTI is back

[@AlexM-Kaiser]

This video is what antisepticeye was doing while he was gone.

[@lethitran00]

exterminator shaman hello

[@timnicenips3234]

Antisepticeye would be Johnsepticeye

[@mjwlol]

Ayy another drift

[@UrixMusic]

@@mjwlol minecraft good fortnite bad.

[@Kishore1354_]

@@UrixMusic I am 24 and minecraft gay

[@savysmarty8621]

I almost chocked on water when he called himself sexy

[@missjddrage1111]

He is sexy.

[@savysmarty8621]

I mean your not wrong, but still

[@kayladean6911]

*"almost sexy" xD

[@benblock_]

“chocked”

[@ilywhc]

5:04

[@P.K.7673]

Jack:Germies. No touch. People in 2020:Social distancing

[@P.K.7673]

Hehehe

[@xplosive4554]

Jack: RISE MY BROTHERS RISE! Other ragdoll: *screams* 6:34

[@kittenfest8465]

Sean: yells at pictures of himself “YOU DON’T KNOW ME” Me: 🤣 you feeling alright there dude?

[@squiddleswooooshesjokes1678]

Why the emojis?

[@k.angel.9826]

He's talking to either Anti or Chase. XD

[@waso-suwi]

@@attomic5319 you good?

[@gli_chee_draws]

We all have a dying suspicion that.... His "alter ego" is coming out next month so....-

[@k.angel.9826]

@@gli_chee_draws Yep! So this, and the other video with the glitched cardboard cutout, Jack's weird behavior, and the hat (Maybe symbolizing Chase) in the other video is really suspicious..

[@dogedoge961]

2:37 Jack: ICE CREA!- Random person: I WANT ICE CREAM TOO AAGHH!!

[@savagemarsbars1673]

His name is sean

[@mackenzieschurman3563]

Jack: you cant get killed by what you cant see Death: am I a joke to you

[@I_like_Bones]

Props to jack for informing me this game is (funny)

[@sus-ox5pl]

Luke Sanchez no I think it’s only on pc

[@SCARFITZ56]

No.. It's (Funny) not (funny)

[@loki4807]

Bones are good for me I like Bones Give them all to me ~Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) The Forest

[@mistamellow3235]

I need another video of this game Jack. 💀 💀💀

[@joshclancy4675]

Yaaaaaas plz

[@Kobsycho]

He's RIGHT!

[@abrahamestrada2206]

No this crap

[@feialter3594]

No

[@Santeneal]

@@abrahamestrada2206 why don't you give actual constructive criticism instead of saying it is crap

[@dionisionobre742]

Running that ragdol between those cars would probably give callmekevin an anxiety attack. Lol

[@marioposada7408]

7:59 that falling phisics are glorious!

[@WilhelmWilder]

This reminds me of the games fetus jack used to play 😂

[@THEBEAR22]

NOMAD ewww fetus jack... but best jack

[@gigabit6226]

@@THEBEAR22 yup

[@WilhelmWilder]

@@THEBEAR22 I'm gonna have to say no, yeah. The content was good. And it takes me back to see it now. But he was a really sad and lonely guy at the time. And now seán has been through a lot. He's grown as a person. And as much as I know he's really happy and makes the videos he ACTUALLY wants to make. I've been watching him for about 5 years now. And its like he's one of my friends so, I'm just really happy for him

[@sinner9192]

I would just like to personally thank Jack for inspiring me to dye my hair *neon green*

[@jimbabwe9377]

Emma S why would you do that

[@762breezy]

Jimbabwe from Zimbabwe cuz why not?

[@sinner9192]

Jimbabwe from Zimbabwe why would I *not* do that tho? Neon green is a bEaUtIfUl colour

[@annabryjo1568]

@Adolf Hitler no obviously not also wth is wrong with ur username

[@m.j4819]

@Adolf Hitler To an extent, yes because they have similar meanings, Belief and opinion are synonyms of each other, however belief means acceptance of something whereas opinion is more about judgement and views.

[@WhipPlaysYT]

11:50 Jack:You guys feeling dumb? Also Jack:Trips over body and falls to his death

[@voidscloset]

every ragdoll that they're happy they are dying: DAME DA NE!

[@theanxoiushero800]

Irish man becomes a serial killer after missing a single upload

[@anarchyartist8440]

TheAnxoiusHero 21 That’s what happens

[@torshhn2605]

I'm Irish and it explains everything...

[@sebastianianmagallanes3997]

1:42 Area 51 but the military are driving HUMVs everywhere

[@Umbra8785]

Jack skipped the best part of the game: The tutorial (It's funny af)

[@iuyterdef1867]

I know right?!!

[@sauced-up]

Jack:"DONT GET HIT" Literally all Londoners: "Casual play"

[@Miss-Ozzie]

Jack: Next time, when I play this... Me: Can't wait for more! Me two year's later: So uh... you gonna play this again or?

[@goldiefaux]

This really shows how much the Mic matters, lol.

[@thatonehumanbeing8554]

ikr

[@waso-suwi]

@@thatonehumanbeing8554 I thought you and brokenheart bea were the same person at first

[@CiphersWon]

BrokenHeart Bea fr

[@neyaahalay9480]

Old jack: top of the morning New jack: TOP OF MORNING

[@kevinchang0527]

HE'S POSSESSED!!!

[@roseannah.9963]

He got rid of a whole WORD 😲

[@kr1s_t3a]

Does that make any difference? I mean, it's grammatically incorrect or what?

[@roseannah.9963]

Kr1s_T3a it technically is, but that doesn’t matter. It’s just really funny

[@bru743]

it displeases me and the elder gods

[@Nitrinoxus]

I came for the ragdoll physics. I stayed for the Ragdollcano.

[@melaniep8761]

16:53 - i laughed WAY too hard at that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “shush! Little butt crack!”

[@jasminepalmer5391]

Me: *hasn’t watched jack in ages* Jack: “top of morning” Me: “where’s the “the?”

[@ireneguijosa1170]

WHERE SEAN HMM,WHERE!!!!

[@TEENYcharma]

1:44 when an American comes to Canada for the first time

[@rebeccahill2575]

Hilarious

[@srouthearith8775]

Your a supposed teen

[@mrdaddu3852]

*you’re

[@cc_sniper_cakes7668]

True iv been to Canada and the first thing they do is try to hug you I'm just like stop no if I dont try to hug you why would you think I want a hug

[@mrdaddu3852]

You forgot a period in your sentence.

[@kosei8530]

1:28 "the pain of jaywalking"

[@shadownightmarefredbear1367]

So true

[@ireneguijosa1170]

Oof

[@shourshot]

Please play this again! It truly was magical!

[@potat099]

Jack: I don't want to be hugged. Car: * would you rather get hit? *

[@libra818]

🤣

[@squeaker9849]

Fans (red): OMG is that Jack!!?? Jack (blue): oh god, aaaaahhh!!!! xD

[@charsiehensley5276]

Disclaimer: no ragdols where harmed in the production of this video........ except for the ones that where

[@weakestwarrior]

Remember kids, *look both ways before crossing the road*

[@xplosive4554]

"Stupid. That's me!" -Jacksepticeye 2019

[@DoodlesMcNoodles]

I was the 69th person to like this comment

[@screemgoose5611]

@@DoodlesMcNoodles the mf legend

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

Finally he admits it

[@retrooo]

You know the video is gonna be funny when it says (Funny) in the title.

[@kaisontran6886]

Jack: I’m not a villain Also Jack: 19:23

[@23shanedieselperona31]

lol

[@derpysquirrell9309]

2:22 me watching it in 2020:SOCIAL DISTANCING

[@biancaaleligay3980]

Jack, little misfortune just got released a few days back, you HAVE to play it!

[@seishunkick]

Yesss pleaseee

[@tamoelove8882]

it did!!!???

[@Sammers7]

really! cool, he has to play it!!! please jack

[@jackpordum8093]

No. Play minecraft

[@Last-Scar-5675]

peepee poopoo is that the only reason why you watch Jack’s channel?

[@arielalvarado2842]

Jack why didn’t you name the video “Cloudy with a chance of rag dolls”

[@d4y_one]

Such a missed opportunity

[@arielalvarado2842]

IKR

[@dust0711]

Ariel Alvarado oh I know that reference and that would have been perfect for the video. 🤣

[@schylermiller4118]

@@dust0711 i think every one does

[@dust0711]

Schyler Miller not everyone

[@the.happy.mimic6546]

Jack randomly yelling at card board cut outs of him self just makes him seen actually crazy and it Hilarious

[@deadpoetboy]

from start to finish this was a joy to watch ^_^ " DEATH PILLOWS , DEATH PILLOWS, WHO WANTS DEATH PILLOWS " and he gets blasted outta there " GET TRAPPED IN WIND PRISON "

[@wezba2700]

This feels like a game 2015 jack would play

[@Ruby_Minku]

Jacksepticeye playing a ragdoll game? *Grabs popcorn* Oh boi this is gonna be fun!

[@thehareo]

Just a question how do u furries grap popcorn with paws???????

[@Laxortic]

i licked a dirty toilet seat on my latest video!!!

[@thehareo]

@dMNY 307 im sorry if my comment in any way hurt u that was not my intention if u want to be a furry u can be a furry PMA

[@Ruby_Minku]

the hareo uhm one by one with the claws maybe like chopsticks ?

[@thehareo]

@@Ruby_Minku dam thats pretty interesting imma try that next time

[@kevinjenkins233]

It’s 4 years later, and Jack has still never played this game again

[@j-yeeter2883]

This is one of the most funniest things I’ve ever seen I had to keep rewinding it because I couldn’t hear it over the sound of my own laughter I love this vid

[@midnightlupus1262]

The editing on this is CHOICE! Well done, Robin! Also, can we get a compilation of moments where Sean says "This is the best day of my life!!" ?

[@loyalfan4475]

Jacks neighbors: what is he doing? Jack: ahh I jumped! Hey! You run into me! You don’t know me! Go! Ahhhhhhhh!

[@nikooo1794]

Jack: Oh yeees! Sideways, fast!

[@thorwilhelms9635]

Seán: Fun with Ragdolls: The Game, if you're confusing it with Fun with Ragdolls: The Movie. Me: But there are just the webshow and the game...

[@jacobyzaguirre8608]

It’s funny when you can hear him echo all around the room

[@TeddyRooster]

2015: top of the morning to ya laddys 2017:TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDYS 2019:top of morning 2021:top morning?? Edit thanks for likes

[@sanstheskeleton6791]

Nugget sees HUMANS

[@HotlineMok]

2022: Bottom of afternoon

[@GamingWithHajimemes]

only 300 more likes then noone like after ok?

[@TeddyRooster]

DeadMemesBringDreams yes

[@judithschippers250]

3019:

[@gayart]

His laughter brings me literal joy ❤

[@SiMpl__Shtr]

Jack: "You can't get killed by what you cant see!". Blind people: "I'm going to do what is called a pro gamer move!".

[@mcgram2347]

Nice job you stole someone else’s joke

[@game4live20]

It’s such a fun game and now jack plays it ‘the universe is complete’

[@mythmage8231]

19:30 Turn this to the side, and it's a ragdoll shotgun

[@warpare6138]

My favorite sound effect is when someone gets bonked on the head and a bell noise plays

[@sobored5588]

Jack: small boi Also jack: shut up you don't know me

[@zeke2989]

Mom: Look both ways and watch for cars when you cross the street! The street: 1:29

[@ashleyr6809]

Are you sure that therapy thing is helping you? Because you keep talking to yourselves.

[@pepethefrog6809]

That's part of the therapy.

[@flamingarrow4923]

"you can't be killed by what you can't see" -jack "Yes you can" -scp173

[@ryokoplzstop]

Please do more of this! This is hilarious!!!!😂

[@fionngeraghty7507]

Sean: *uploads video* Me: time to watch some epic gamer content.

[@hoist5415]

Anti: *shows up for 1video* “ aight imma head out”

[@lememedealer]

Where?

[@hoist5415]

PEYTON SHEPPARD GAMING other video

[@jonahmerlin579]

“This is so movie!” -Jacksepticeye 2019

[@KT926]

The best part was when they all decided to play "Pile-on" while falling on the ramp @ 8:49 XDXDXD Crying with laughter!

[@loops8551]

Jack: I made a machine that blends people Also Jack: funny 😆 Me: 5:04 My mom: 5:49

[@swazmarthy5929]

Jack: "oh god, I'm gonna break my computer" Me: *Thinks of every Graystill plays episode* Yeah, sure

[@vaughnlennox8592]

I like nuggets I like nuggets I like nuggets I like nuggets I like nuggets I like nuggets

[@swazmarthy5929]

@@vaughnlennox8592 Thank you :)

[@Electrobyte9797]

Yes! Another person who watches graystillplays!

[@grrlstar100]

Just2words7585 me too

[@grrlstar100]

Nugget's Nuggets I eat nuggets

[@vasconcelos7356]

2:46 I love how it's making a pile then a car run over trough it

[@kevalyn8586]

I can't beleive Sean actually got louder *without* his mic.

[@roryfyler8519]

This brings me back to when jack was fun playing turbo dismount

[@djredstinger12pvz75]

was. Was. WAS. WAS! *WAS!* 😡🥓

[@vitomutvar9088]

"This is so movie" Jacksepticeye, 2019

[@saltychipps9936]

Jack: otherwise you will end up like me Me:with angry people running at you

[@lucasdonkey7155]

I wonder what Jack's neighbors think of him

[@blinxtheredone6844]

DUHH. We need a pacman maze with 4 attackers with objectives. AND we need a zombie hoard with a place with many walls and gaps to move around

[@michellebooker2508]

*No ragdolls were harmed in the making of this video*

[@kal-el702]

understandable have a nice day

[@fenixthemedic1912]

how do you know?

[@TheBelovedBun]

The echoed laugh when he didn’t have his mic was beautiful

[@braeden4721]

8:47 Reminds me of the monkeys in a barrel from Toy Story 2

[@Calebtheboss]

This is one thing I cant get off my mind. I almost cried when you talked about your grandma and now that's all I can think about when I go to your channel. Idk what I'm even trying to say any more. I just love your videos and you are a great youtuber you were the first person I subscribed to and you brought me many years of happiness thank you so much for everything.

[@Calebtheboss]

:) I Love this channels community

[@wreckitralphfan0017]

Christmas came early! Ragdoll Cannon delivery system by Santa Jacksepticeye!

[@iichxgo3924]

It's already Christmas season in our country

[@Oog12]

When jack’s mic went out i imagined him yelling “ECHOOOOO”

[@Lord_O_Beans]

Please do more of this it's really hard to find a good hilarious ragdoll game 🙏

[@mya_polar_bear6882]

Jack: tries to cross road Everyone else: * concerned face *