AT

[@jessattebery419]

“You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin” has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

[@Kamirasu]

bob has such a way with words

[@haileyhill4521]

44:45 for anyone looking 😄

[@maxbradley4097]

@@haileyhill4521 chad 🗿

[@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube]

@@haileyhill4521We appreciate you. Keep it up. ❤

[@CoolMoth-]

@@haileyhill4521 thanks ur officially cool😎

[@dominorborg605]

Catchphrases of the Episode: Bob: "It's coming back!" Wade: "First try!" Mark: "She's a wild one!

[@JustAKomiFan]

Idkw but your icon reminds me of the dog from stardew valley

[@zomaimee2.056]

CrazyNoodles, it has similar styling! I can see it myself.

[@chunta957]

@@JustAKomiFan that's the goat from the same game

[@reesebeauchamp2455]

You forgot the collective "sensei"

[@sansprobably]

what about *BLUE*

[@jamesstewart9937]

Bob: knows what he's doing Wade: sets engine to full power Mark: a skilled engineer that makes spider cars

[@AznPrzsn]

He's obviously just a fan of Star Wars.

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

Wades motto for buildings things should be: if it looks dumb but it works, it's not dumb

[@elliefuller3667]

@@sleepydog2382 Kinda true, he learned how to be an engineer but he has never done it on a large scale so he can’t be that skilled with it, just a matter of taking a different career path

[@lardlover3730]

Lol

[@kgthdc2468]

@@AznPrzsn I think he’s more a fan of Wild Wild West

[@noxnox-e9s]

Bob: “We’re getting there!” The Car: *screams in vehicle agony and convulses* Bob: *”We’re communicating!”*

[@docschaeffer3890]

the very best part hahahaha

[@eventhorizon396]

Where?

[@mari_golds-bleeding-ink]

@@eventhorizon396 34:26

[@MothInTheVoid13]

Timestamp?

[@mari_golds-bleeding-ink]

@@MothInTheVoid13 34:26

[@starwarsinfo5378]

I love how the red robot with the notebook is just taking notes like “interesting, interesting, very interesting”

[@mcbutterbunny8509]

InTeReStInG iNtErEsTiNg

[@Survivor-of-impossible-odds]

He's writing all doing and is sending it to the insane asylum. Also writing a plea for help....

[@conradlecroy5821]

You just check the notes and it just says “Yep, these guys are whack-a-doodles!” 😂

[@Pyrokinetic333]

Write that down! Write that down!

[@childishgrimm9610]

Like the cat from Star vs Evil "Interesting"

[@theonewholost1859]

"There is no God here..." - Bob, in response to the birth of the Wild One.

[@Sheashay101]

Other than himself

[@merlenmsychicsocial]

hav a good day.

[@batman_meowface7752]

Perfect timing read it as soon as he said it

[@God-nv7cp]

Hee hee

[@nopejustnope]

"What have you done!!"

[@jaybou007]

Mark's engineering teacher: "I...I do not understand the blueprints you presented in your essay." Mark: "SSSSSPINDLY LOOOONG!"

[@MrBlack-zt9qr]

LOOONNGGG AND SPINDLY.

[@yellobanana6456]

SSSSPINNNDLYY LOOOOONG

[@calliesta]

@@yellobanana6456 Your pfp is perfect for this comment

[@djwilson1993]

“Have you considered… long spindly?” “This is why you’re on KZbin.”

[@zeusthefox1585]

SHE'S A WILD ONE!!

[@riccardopetrina4212]

that "now reverse" at 33:42 and the subsequent crash is perfect timing. It is really the funniest part of the entire video.

[@demonprincess9680]

It almost killed Mark

[@cumcumcum148]

​@@demonprincess9680it almost killed me. I am crying rn

[@charadreemurr20XX]

@@cumcumcum148Same-

[@leqhxx]

It’s the sudden speed of the crash that gets me 😭😭😭

[@HikariSings]

I disagree on the funniest part, the "Here we go" *crash* is up there

[@NyanTheFurry]

“YOU KISSED VICTORY ON THE LIPS BUT IT WAS YOUR COUSIN!” I died of laughter to this

[@ruikamishiro9792]

timestamp?

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

Alabama 100

[@ritawilliams9182]

so did i

[@stay_heisendrated]

I did this irl

[@tonkshathtop1589]

That´s like a Shakespeare quote

[@DarkShadoan]

Bob's laughter is the most infectious thing ever. He starts laughing and I do too.

[@goregasm972]

I agree I love Bob's laugh xD

[@couldnt-be-me]

Watch skate 2 the first episode

[@thearchmagiste]

That’s why I frickin love Bob the most out of the group, Mark and Wade are fabulous on their own, but Bob just brings a group together.

[@OmegaWolf-no8rt]

@@thearchmagiste I agree I can't imagine the group without Bob

[@skybagel9158]

It’s the damn wheeze

[@a2x._ron]

I love how the words "it's coming back" and "shes a wild one" pretty much summarize the entire video😂

[@elektrasupernor2116]

Don't forget the millions of "hmmmmms" and "sensei"

[@ezranotbridger]

And “I think this’ll work”

[@danganronpadweeb8730]

Play animatronic hell

[@SnazzleTuft]

Also: "don't you worry about it!"

[@SnazzleTuft]

One more, all of the "i see, i see"

[@cathie_486]

i can see why 31:36 is the most reviewed part of the video it's such a beautiful creation, everyone wants to see her

[@bluiciousalt7804]

Lol you did t even bother to change your name. What a lazy scammer.

[@Kuromi.--.]

I love how I knew what you were talking about just by "her"

[@voxelvoxel]

@@Kuromi.--. She's a wild one

[@Booboo88e]

​@paulinasunday6512she's a wild one

[@ness-i-guess]

Be warned, though…she’s quite a wild one

[@acehodge4902]

34:07 Bob: *makes a minor change that really shouldn't do anything then mounts the horsecar* Bob: *fucking flies*

[@demonmaster666]

HIYAH!!! *ascends*

[@CooledJets]

He went from spindly long to vertical helicopter

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

Welcome to engineering.

[@celebisme2114]

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 why i love it form one extreme to the next with minimal changes

[@jotarocujoh8702]

And the clock has started!

[@cookiesandcreme618]

Imagine calling for an Uber, waiting a few minutes, then hearing ominous thudding and slamming noises. You look over and see it, with Mark piloting while Bob and Wade hold on for dear life. As they approach at rapid speed, seconds away from trampling you, you hear Mark scream: "IT'S A WILD ONE!!!"

[@min._.nolonger86]

i'm actually tearing up imagining this- I wanna be on that Uber so fucking bad now XD

[@ideaammo3650]

your comment deserves more likes

[@cluelessnlonely6990]

Or what happened in the first challenge when they flipped

[@TheLadyKatt]

This made me laugh

[@pajlauj860]

Somebody ANIMATE THIS Lol

[@peebledeeble]

this video is just an anomaly. i’ve never laughed so fucking hard, i come back every few weeks just for the pure serotonin. the editing, mark’s himbo behavior, the nonsensical sound effects, bob’s casual comedic genius, wade’s weaponized ignorance, it’s just *chef kiss*

[@hackymchackerman]

Mark's Himbo Energy is an everlasting constant in this world

[@gingechicken7394]

@@hackymchackerman part of why I like him so much, he always makes me feel welcome and safe (hard to describe) when I'm having a bad mental day

[@hackymchackerman]

@@gingechicken7394 nah i absolutely get it! marks videos (esp with bob and wade) aways cheer me up. i default to their playlists when im feeling upsetti spaghetti

[@Directfire123]

35:19 just watch

[@maxwellstandley8815]

@@Directfire123 thank you for the best time stamp

[@מלכהגרין]

bob: the mastermind wade: the confused kid mark: the crazy teacher

[@Rainok]

Wade's the class clown

[@shadowfoxperson9735]

Yeah pretty much. Mark's always the crazy teacher.

[@Whitemare_Blob]

Goes from 'sensei' to 'dadday' like why Mark- 😭😂

[@Whitemare_Blob]

​@@shadowfoxperson9735Mark's always the crazy *something,* whether it be teacher, friend, leader, you name it 😂

[@xavierforsyth7350]

Lol bob is not the master

[@ruthlynam7380]

i love how mark instinctively started twirling a non-existant villain mustache when wade discovered his sabotage 29:40

[@ell8984]

Agreed

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

:0 666 likes

[@GOLEM-lg1yn]

this makes it so much funnier

[@kadenfoster9038]

his warfstache you might say XD

[@serperiorandtheanimator9216]

Wilford warfstache will return

[@BB-TheCandleFairy]

Me: goes grocery shopping That one wheel on the shopping cart: 10:06

[@MansTooLit]

BB ? I didn't even look at the video I knew exactly which part 😂

[@jackofsometrades9208]

Mans Too Lit Same

[@BB-TheCandleFairy]

Mythical Batman : sorry, I didn’t know someone else had commented this. I’ll double check next time before I comment.

[@terminatortr06]

@Mythical Batman i’m sorry but who fucking cares it’s stolen?

[@Butterfly-uv5ye]

So true

[@teslacoil5378]

Y'know, I absolutely love the dynamic between Mark, Bob and Wade. If this awesome trio has ever taught me anything, it's that you should always find friends that treat you like this. Friends that you can just banter with carelessly and just have one hell of a good time. It's so great to see, honestly, and because the chemistry between the three is so great, it's contagious and addictive to watch. I love it so much.

[@gun_violence_gaming]

I have never read anything I agreed with more

[@DesolateLavender]

Couldn't have said it better.

[@romandaniels2415]

This is what the real boys look like. They don’t need the beans to have a great time.

[@Edwenthewolfxx]

Same

[@SteampunkHorse]

Absolutely. Everything about this comment.

[@Hyskaris]

33:42 was single handedly the funniest thing in this whole video to me. Lixian did such a good job with this entire masterpiece, but there's just no editing that can make that moment any more hilarious than it already is

[@stoodievids4084]

😭 best part of the video

[@heartofonyx9763]

32:30 Easily one of my favorite moments. The way bob says “She’s a wild one, you said it yerself,” coupled with Mark stumbling over his words while trying to come up with a witty remark, only to end up laughing harder, realizing the joke can’t get funnier, is just fucking amazing.

[@josephmckenzie143]

Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE!! Seconds later: "Hey how's your day?" "Oh you know, I'm underground."

[@josephmckenzie2832]

1:37 Bob casually: how's this bad boy he seems woops. XD

[@EmceeCh4p]

Followed shortly by "Okay, now reverse".......SLAM

[@chenstormstout9456]

Oh my god 33:47 was some Wile E. Coyote shit. The way he said “reverse!” And it just violently threw itself to one side. I couldn’t breathe! XD

[@briannafarris7295]

Same

[@johngallagher9354]

Same.

[@aldrika3222]

I don’t think it understands the word ‘Reverse’

[@BellNova]

This video is my favorite out of the comedy part from Markiplier

[@sansundertale4383]

@@aldrika3222 I agree

[@spidey1100]

Mark: "Now... Reverse!" *Thud* Comedic genius.

[@mysticmind4563]

Now THAT was the part that almost made died of laughter.

[@mhndgamingking]

At what time?

[@itsthecrayon4065]

@@mhndgamingking 33:42 It's my absolute favourite part, gets me in stitches every time! :

[@Dpm_2005]

I did laugh a lot, ngl.

[@multisplace3783]

"I'm up here, and now I'm down here."

[@ood_newt8626]

25:10, Bob: "I'll show you how you're supposed to do it" The car: *breaks into 3*

[@zcarp8642]

He's a wild one!

[@oceanman7176]

33:46 i love how it doesn’t just fall, it full on slams into the ground

[@kellen_was_taken1350]

69 likes owo

[@oceanman7176]

please extract my eardrums with a rusty spoon

[@kellen_was_taken1350]

@@oceanman7176 Uhhh

[@humantwister9209]

@@oceanman7176 ok

[@Yabadabaduuuuuuuuu]

@@oceanman7176 well damn

[@conch.7232]

They have had some good laughs but damn, they haven’t had one like this is a while.

[@ratedsforsisters2717]

Hello fellow Annus

[@hat6085]

I was just thinking that

[@Mokeytony]

@@ratedsforsisters2717 WTF

[@ssonnie4705]

Brother We unite

[@NobuNobuSimp]

@@Mokeytony Yeah go check out Mark and Ethan's channel Unus Annus. That's their logo.

[@ravenwashere1776]

30:48 My man just reinvented the horse lmao

[@epix5385]

SPINDLY LONG

[@brickwallgoalie4762]

ive never laughed this hard in my life. im litterialy going to fricking die

[@SmolBoi_]

I died and im never comming back ( Death because of laughter )

[@SmolBoi_]

im going to die if i watch any more

[@shradicle8576]

I remember when I first saw this 10 months ago.

[@Traceywacey117]

33:15 has to be my favorite part, the absolute pain in Mark’s voice when he says “ow it keeps hitting me”

[@rebeccalyon6780]

"Run away!"😂

[@amandawaldolol]

Mark's kid goes to friend's house and they just hear him yell: YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE SEAT BELTS! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SEAT BELTS? YOU NEED SEAT BELTS!!!! and the friend immediately rethinks their life

[@ghostface6740]

Yeah lol

[@hadez908]

Probably because they didn’t have enough seatbelts

[@midnight-sunset]

Time stamp?

[@unofficialsliceofbread6461]

31:30 "If your creation fails to work as intended, lets just call it art" - Scrap Mechanic loading tips

[@elektrasupernor2116]

Art is an understatement for that beauty lmao-

[@quickishq9642]

I think it worked EXACTLY as intended if you ask me

[@hallieeramos]

"You kissed victory on the lips but it was your cousin!" Is the best thing to have ever come out of Bob's mouth.

[@SlickViper]

31:34 i don't know what's funnier: them laughing or what they're laughing at

[@enderrune7516]

Both

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

Yes

[@kittttykats]

Mark: “I’ve studied engineering” Bob: “the bearing connects those blocks together that’s how you do steering, that’s what the steering is so now if connect those bearings to the steering wheel it’ll just power them” Mark: :0

[@KharonDeLune_vtb]

Biomechanical engineering. More of the 'unholy heathen GMO scorpion-cabbage' than building mechs.

[@lukewarmfishwater]

wait when was that lmao

[@crysheart]

@@KharonDeLune_vtb this explains his spidery designs

[@fadelaltars3327]

Be

[@RainbowSheltie]

Kaitlyn Smith It’s probably just been a horrendously long time since he studied civil engineering (which he studied for before he switched to biomedical engineering). I think in this particular part your talking about, he just wasn’t sure what those bearings did, since there was one for the tires already. But, IRL, vehicles usually contain more parts in general... and we all know he wasn’t paying any attention to anything but farming in the main game. XD

[@rocketracoon709]

At 33:44 when Mark goes "now, reverse" and Wade just fucks it and hits the ground feels like the game equivalent of Doofenshmirtz and his army of robots with self destruct buttons on the feet, then him going "aaaand, march!" and them all immediately exploding

[@perkum1144]

Ok it's funny you thought Wade was the one who screwed it up and you know what I thought so too at first

[@smilemore7431]

Big Wade energy is my new favorite thing. Definition: when something seems stupid but it works anyways, it’s got big Wade energy.

[@icey3x826]

So mission failed successfully

[@BamesNondHavingStronk]

@@icey3x826 well yes but actually yes

[@SmallShibaSSS]

Mission failed. Respect+

[@SlateofGranite]

so what you're saying is.........Big Wade energy is just WAAAGH!!! energy? Is Wade secretly a purple ork?

[@SirBeekers]

Is it gonna work? Well, no but actually yes.

[@Silverflame-1]

30:30 "long spindly, spindly long" "My genius knows no bounds, it knows NO bounds"

[@thedingboat5827]

16:51 + 30:50 Bob and Wade: This won’t work. Mark: “The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.”

[@aliciaashworth979]

Wade: “It’s coming back, it’s coming back” Also wade: flies into the abyss

[@van2033]

Don't worry bro it's gonna come back

[@Egg-ld8gl]

@@van2033 any year now it's coming back

[@badartcentral5078]

“Wait she’s coming around” and “she’s a wild one” had me cry laughing

[@anonymous-be7fj]

Bru

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

This brings a whole another meaning to Crazy Horse

[@CherryBomb_Games]

She's a wild one for sure got me

[@borbleborb4586]

“It’s coming back”

[@egorex1834]

5:00 Mark refuses to believe game physics. 20:39 Mark is offended by his own creation. 25:30 Mark refuses to believe game physics part2 30:35 Mark makes his GENIUS creation.

[@enderrune7516]

Ah yes Mark saga

[@LorenHelgeson]

She's a wild one.

[@Freeman2102]

"she's a wild one" had me crying and laughing like I haven't in a while. I know it wasn't their intention but I am hurting.

[@Newt1981]

I was crying laughing too, it's been a bit since a video has had me laughing this hard! And that's for sure their intention! They want us to laugh and enjoy their content :) Glad you enjoyed it too!

[@aubreydaldridge]

I'm crying watching the legs go back and forth on its side 😂😂😂

[@gamingmonkey0549]

No lie I nearly sh!t myself

[@nopejustnope]

It's coming back

[@madness7900]

same here xDDD

[@Linlinstellaluna]

"Are you offended by the tallness of your own creation" is probably my favorite Bob comeback ever. 20:37

[@Cassiush17]

Also how he makes a fucking giraffe🤣🤣🤣

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@Cassiush17 you can't just forget about Gandalf the bald

[@aurorawood5415]

Bob's laughter is the most infectious thing ever. He starts laughing and I do too.

[@gryphon-]

“Something seems to be missing from the car” A toilet seat obviously

[@canthispotatoget10ksubs97]

Don't Read My Icon Ok

[@holyassasin0544]

@Don't Read My Icon too late!!!

[@halfy8375]

@Don't Read My Icon aight

[@halfy8375]

@Don't Read My Icon ight

[@dedshade]

They said this as soon as I saw this comment

[@JordonLeBlanc]

i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe and gave myself a headache, i haven't laughed this hard in forever! thank you boys

[@stormscout0995]

My sides started hurting I laughed so hard

[@Whitemare_Blob]

Now imagine this video, but with one more certain Irish guy who's definitely smart enough, but dumb on purpose to make it funny 😂😂😂😂 (talking abt Jacksepticeye)

[@JordonLeBlanc]

@@Whitemare_Blob I knew exactly who you were talking about🥰🤣

[@jaybou007]

33:43 Mark: "Okay! Now, reverse!" *Bob faceplants into Oblivion*

[@shadophaxx2401]

Bob: puts car in reverse The fabric of reality: mr Stark I don’t feel so good

[@cams.o]

Lets all just take a moment to appreciate Lixian’s editing

[@jayoctopus8832]

Wait doesn’t everyone do all the time? Who is the person who is not doing that?

[@themadman6310]

Jus skip ass go big

[@julian5508]

We should always appreciate hi editing because it just adds that bit of just happiness.😃

[@julian5508]

His

[@michaeld.4581]

Lixi is the best person alive ngl

[@zero4391]

“You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!” I am deceased!

[@zero4391]

Nightowler lol

[@hannahbotwinick7672]

@@nightowler672 hi gay i am also gay

[@jimmybateman5014]

@@hannahbotwinick7672 hi also gay, i am the one don't weigh a ton

[@BOOitsaghost]

@@hannahbotwinick7672 hi also gay, im also also gay

[@matthewwilliams8267]

Hi also also gay, I'm not gay

[@BluKins9]

I love how Bob is nice enough to tell mark and Wade how the game works. You don’t get that often when you load into a game with infants and the only information you get is “fix it, loser”

[@shinstar4269]

There are 2 kind of people watching this video: - The ones skipping to 30:50 to see if the title of the video is true -The ones that watch the whole video waiting to arrive to 30:50 and see if the title is true

[@schizophrenicmelancholy2706]

Then there is me, previewing the 1st 30 seconds and then start from the beginning just to have something to look forward to.

[@tommypham5299]

Then there’s me who watched the stream before all this happened

[@leo3983]

And then there’s me, who isn’t watching the video, but is just scrolling through the comments

[@ingramcomputers2649]

I just play half life I don't even know what a napkin story is

[@lostline4007]

I'm the second. Becuase of that I am double dead. I was in the grave before, and this video killed me again. Someone please expain how this is possible. please

[@aurochtamer]

Mark: "I studied to be an engineer." Also Mark: Recreates Qwop in Scrap Mechanic

[@nugget1685]

Good one lol.

[@silverhawk6748]

I think that is the best example of an great engineer being able to create one of the most frustrating movement systems in a not so frustrating game

[@Fire-Manz]

I can't breathe! HAHAHAHA!

[@NoriMori1992]

Lol that's a great description.

[@GageisME333]

34:07 bob: “hiiyah” Mark’s monstrosity: “i must go, my people need m-... never mind”

[@TimDaCorgi]

"Imma stay here"

[@hooodini3322]

I must return my people no longer need me!

[@constantconfusion4199]

I agree!

[@athickie]

37:41 Mark yelling blue to activate the strip omfg my side pls 😭😭

[@NathanTheMan]

I didn’t know machines were alive, but when Mark said “reverse” I saw his creation die.

[@daphnehill68]

You mean be born?

[@Zack_Zander]

fang the editor fox 33:46 I think it’s dead

[@firecruher374]

The entirety of the 33:00 part, i was like "Imagine having a horse, and one day it just does this" I made myself laugh so fricking hard

[@Johndoe-jd]

Well it would be a wild one

[@TronicSSJ07]

It’s legs just rapidly move in 360 degrees. 💀

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

plot twist: the title was a warning and we will laugh to death with them at that timestamp

[@nigmonster]

@@connallcunningham7398 no

[@fireshockgamer6734]

@@nigmonster oh hello word I would have used

[@nukeless7744]

@@nigmonster no

[@d9zirable]

@@nigmonster.

[@churchillwang4269]

@@nigmonster nO

[@minatoson5788]

15:24 is when you are half asleep doing something and then looking at it later.

[@benji_and_the_tomatoes]

why is this description so perfect 😂😂

[@ricobrack1304]

"Turn the jets in you sociopath" a moment later "thank you for turn the jets on I'm sorry I called you a sociopath" the 2 different tones in his voice killed me

[@KiwiBubbles5]

WHY did I have to scroll this far down to find a comment on this quote?! It is literally a crime that this comment doesn't have a million times more likes.

[@TerribleVA]

The biggest crime that this comment has done, is the fact there's no time stamp

[@TerribleVA]

@Alfred Chad-man-dude thank you

[@minatoson5788]

47:02

[@Monkey_XDD]

10:58 "Sensei, forgive me!" " *No.* " I like how nothing was added more to that.

[@GigaMaggot]

Yeeeeeeee

[@UrMom-sj7em]

Laughter was added. Very slight laughter.

[@randomroblox7042]

999 likes...

[@randomroblox7042]

1k likes

[@PyroSparxs]

That is how Japanese teachers are. I would know. *I would know*

[@cooldude2722]

Y'know, I'm starting to think Mark _couldn't_ have been an engineer. EDIT: Wow, 135 objections, huh? I suppose I shall concede, then; he probably could have gotten that degree.

[@animmons]

Same

[@to_4361]

Now why would you think that

[@lyrabonlovesu3688]

He could have... I think he dropped out before he got the paper document thing that solidifies his knowledge and it went out the window

[@latelattes]

didnt he go to school for engineering but dropped out??

[@vhrane7360]

this has been one of my favorite comments ever 😹 thank you for making this day even better🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤

[@moonpen_]

God the spider robot bit is one of the best these three have done, love that all three contributed. Mark made the monstrosity, Bob improved it and Wade made it for all to share

[@kozekyto]

I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years.

[@semb6176]

Me too even if I'm late but I have never laughed like this my whole life

[@natalie7480]

same omfg

[@lukekrepich8746]

Hold on shes a wild one

[@user-bi1fe8nq2y]

Same

[@pqttxr6421]

Same dude, same

[@ForeverLaxx]

You'd think that studying to be an engineer would steer Mark away from making everything extremely narrow and tall, but no.

[@lyrabonlovesu3688]

But maybe

[@yobressik]

I thought of this reading your comment. “Here lies a toppled god. His fall was not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune Messiah

[@NDJunction]

don't worry; he prolly made everything a spindly spider in college, too xD

[@darksev.6468]

That fucking pun.

[@nerdgirl1012]

I think it encourages him

[@authorlacey]

"You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!" -- Bob 2020

[@amxterxsu138]

Can I get a timestamp please-

[@TzAeRlDdIaSFAN247]

@@amxterxsu138 44:43 But you'll want to rewind about 15-30 Seconds before to catch the whole scene 😂

[@veljkostejic9866]

32:12 markiplier: makes a creative thing that doesn't work the machine next to him:write that down, write that down

[@bluetube767]

Marks comments on poly bridge: this is the closest engineering mark will ever get Mark:are you sure about that

[@DolusVulpes]

After 30:50: Yeah, we're sure.

[@torgover-l1n]

"She's coming around..."

[@ps7678]

I like the fact that at 32:05 his "contraption" falls over, the challenge bot is silently making notes right next to him.

[@estellestars2577]

Everyone else: Makes cars that work Mark: Makes a spider horse

[@NoName-os6ib]

Become one with the horse!

[@RandomRakkoon]

No Name And one with the fish

[@ultimateinternetman4335]

she's a *W I L D* one

[@gub4984]

Mark, Bob, and Wade are the BEST trio i have ever seen🤣

[@mkingl25]

Better than Jordan, Shaq, and KD

[@Rougelike_enjoyer]

These guys should make a podcast

[@mkingl25]

@@Rougelike_enjoyer woah it should be named like “focusable” or something!

[@Bygotn]

lol distractible is a sight to behold

[@mkingl25]

@@Bygotn well it was an Audio podcast until like a year and a half ago so most of the beholding was for the banger audio only episodes (illegal advice was funny and others ofc. fnaf tierlist and other ones I haven’t listened for about 2 months lol cuz it’s summer)

[@Cub360]

Wade: “This can’t possibly take us backwards again” Mark: ... Bob: ... Wade: “It took it us backwards again”

[@crispywilliams7438]

Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE Our lungs: haha we don't exist ... Lmao I almost puked my cake on the floor after Bob fell trying to steer that wild steed lmao

[@xLuis89x]

Hahhahah for real this video was amazingly hilarious, it was a great relief for the stressfull day I had today, altho I almost chocked from laughing so much

[@Blackwolf-ou6nf]

I almost spit tea and choked on it at the same time during the wild one scene

[@xxrorivivianxx3862]

I legit starting drinking my bottled water and all of a sudden. Mark & Bob: Its coming back, don't worry it will come around. All: woahjawoaiwoa Bob: Can we get a RESET?

[@epicdarkvving6463]

i was drinking siera mist and it came out through my nose

[@dirtiestdan123]

it makes me terribly sad that he never went back to this game

[@tigerlily2816]

Yea. It would’ve been hilarious should we start a petition to revive this game?

[@oliviamoore5119]

Bold of you to assume we have any day over what he does lmao

[@whocares8567]

@@oliviamoore5119 true sadge

[@DesolateLavender]

I don't think it would or could ever live up to this. It just couldn't. Let's be honest. It ended on an amazing note, and that's okay.

[@matthewtambunan7827]

@@DesolateLavender scrapman

[@anthonychristy9239]

Years later, and this is still my favorite video of our beloved Trio... I laugh almost as hard as they do. It always brings smiles to my face.

[@johnnydeer4839]

15:42 that laughing spongebob in representing Bobs wheezy lol is the funniest shit. Even later when Mark births the Wild One. I firmly believe Bob is the funniest overall.

[@blueelectric05]

Well, he's SpongeBOB

[@Angry5704]

Bob is the funniest and has the best laugh ever.

[@tylerwedl2109]

*when it's lixians editing

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@blueelectric05 you GENIUS

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

and at 31:58

[@lunarmoon7636]

41:04 edits like these are the reason i get happy when i see "EDITED BY LIXIAN" in the description

[@zacsbrebac8298]

Lixian's use of sound effects is amazing and his smash cuts are so great and I am so happy we get to witness his work. I just tweeted at him to compliment his work on this video.

[@diegamer2325]

9:30 wade laughed like he was failing pac-man

[@CutYourBangs9]

Underrated asf comment

[@StealthTheFoxz]

I'm dead. You've won this battle, sir.

[@basilleaves4320]

100% underrated comment. Almost choked laughing

[@SuperNickoHarris]

its funny because its true 😂😂😂

[@jackmahoney5652]

STICK- STICK THE LANDING! STICK IT! S- STICK THE LANDING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[@tippaterrius6214]

mark: goes to engineering school also mark: creates a 5-minute crafts level IQ and humor level destroyer destroyer with a toilet wood and some motors

[@kairus6327]

HAHAHA *Other KZbinrs cry and be serious playing The Last of Us 2 Mark: WE NEED SEATBELTS FOR TOILETS! *Dying of laughter making a dog like vehicle 😂

[@itsphoenix2721]

Correction, spider dog like vehicle

[@ianputman1042]

Lol I do wish he would play the last of us 2 tho

[@thetruedarksoul168]

Ian Putman game is bad

[@isham251]

Mark will get there soon the soup delivery is comin hot and spicy😂

[@kairus6327]

@@itsphoenix2721 aaah YES Spider like vehicle 😂

[@itirv123]

Mark be like “do not question the *ELEVATED* one”

[@zhouan786]

"I see no god up here other than *ME*"

[@NijiHoloFan]

fun fact: im also 5'9" and i too feel short EDIT: this is in relation to the *ELEVATED* one

[@TavernBard1321]

@@NijiHoloFan your 11 inch ahead of me

[@snarkdragon]

As in the Irken Empire, do not question your TALLEST!

[@kateadams2709]

Bob's " *HyyyAA* " at 34:07 absolutely sends me to the nether realm every single time

[@Toast_Sandwich]

28:57 and there we have it. *It was Mark’s joke first, WADE*

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Wade didn't even TRY to contest it

[@bearcubsartthings]

*"tURn ThE jETs oN YoU sOCiOPaTH!"* - Bob 2020

[@nunoalvesafonso]

47:03

[@michaelmeadows1539]

Sociopath

[@certifiedserosimp]

@@michaelmeadows1539 That's what they said

[@michaelmeadows1539]

Oh im srry i didnt know im a child

[@michaelmeadows1539]

Im eleven

[@heartu880]

Wade:This can't possibly take us backwards again. The vehicle: aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?

[@rainessister4315]

Cue John Cena

[@heartu880]

@@rainessister4315 *plays theme song*

[@Rithemofthenight]

This game seems complicated,but Marks big brain handles it.

[@drantigon]

GENIUS

[@henry_alphonse]

GUNIUS

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

He could've been an engineer XD

[@josephmckenzie143]

Mark: I was in engineering. Also Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE!

[@Jeferic]

Hello old account

[@thegongoozler5920]

Mark, talking about how to fix an engine and why this doesn’t make sense: “I went to engineering school!” Me: *flashbacks to AHWM car path*

[@stormscribbles8050]

Unus?

[@thegongoozler5920]

StormScribbles Annus

[@ONLY_RR7]

StormScribbles Yes?

[@bigboyhuandisimo6224]

@@ONLY_RR7 god bless

[@squareguy7406]

stinky annus

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

Mark on his own is a genius. With Wade and Bob, all his smarts go driving off into Loony Tune Land, and it's funny as hell. Bob: I know what I'm doing. Wade: Will this work? Mark: Must make spidercar.

[@Jellybeanthecat743]

This is easily the funniest comment on this entire video.

[@Rainok]

Underrated comment

[@Whitemare_Blob]

Really, Mark is just trying to make a car fit for spiderman 😂😂😂 he's trying to get into the MCU (marvel cinematic universe) 😂😂😂

[@okaberintaro2411]

Other KZbinrs: I built the most perfect rocket. Mark Bob and Wade: *we're going on a trip in our favorite rocketship.*

[@captainpikle7427]

Explosions

[@dre5586]

Soaring through the sky, little Einsteins

[@gracievela7514]

@@dre5586 Climb aboard get ready to explore

[@elfietheespeon9462]

@@gracievela7514 There's so much to find

[@chasetoyama8184]

@@elfietheespeon9462 Heck no.

[@watercannonscollaboration2281]

11:39 Mark: “Sensei, not daddy” Also Mark in less than 40 seconds: “please please, call me daddy”

[@sleepy-ego]

i think it’s specifically “daddei” like a mix of the two

[@ceebee2]

Mark: creates horrifying eldritch Trojan-horse-esque abomination

[@burrgurrandfrie8053]

You forgot sPiNdLy

[@finniganflimblez3109]

shes a wild one

[@djwilson1993]

*long spindly... SPINDLY LONG*

[@blazi2396]

SPINDLY

[@ieatchildren7863]

*S P I N D L Y*

[@thatcrystalpie]

"Now, reverse..." **wade gets decapitated**

[@borbleborb4586]

Now reverse. *B O N K*

[@NotDanP1an]

Timestamp?

[@borbleborb4586]

NotDanPlan 33:44

[@NotDanP1an]

@@borbleborb4586 ty

[@restlessdave6755]

Me: Gives a quick look*... DOES THAT SAY WAP?

[@shypony5820]

18:40 ive never seen a crash and burn so beautiful as that. (correction. this takes the cake 31:30)

[@lmao7243]

Left, right, left, right, left, right...

[@borbleborb4586]

*SHES A WIIIIILD ONE*

[@Just_A_Microwave]

33:43 thats all im gonna say

[@BoomBoomSoup]

@@Just_A_Microwave THAT ONE

[@woteveruk1]

20:20, this takes on a whole new meaning after watching matpats theory on markipliers pokemon choices and the things he noticed about mark liking the pokemon with long legs, lol

[@Whitemare_Blob]

I REMEMBER THAT OH NOOOOO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CrazedCosmo]

This was like reading a book but the title tells you were the good part is at

[@lyrabonlovesu3688]

Pretty much (Page 104)

[@studio-stirko5596]

Harry Potter and the best page is 208

[@Durhn]

Magnus chase?

[@insomn9741]

Where*

[@andrewmaynard2607]

“It was me the whole time.” That’s a nice reference to a prop hunt episode

[@HeluvKamz]

Okay but whose joke was it TRULY? I think it was Wade's

[@leovk5779]

Which episode was it?

[@abramay1382]

Same

[@friskybiskit3181]

Purdy sure thats wades joke yeah

[@yosora6280]

and AHWM

[@kannathedragon7625]

"Every mistake is an opportunity to learn" -Markiplier

[@marzz_5887]

Markiplier must be the smartest man on earth then 😮

[@user-lt5tt6to4c]

"There are no accidents" + "Every mistake is an opportunity to learn" = "Mistakes/Accidents were meant to happen to makes us take the opportunity to learn"

[@ghostinconverses2646]

Hmm.. what can I learn from my birth?

[@Noname-xr4ql]

"HERE WE GO! WOOOOOAAAGGGH!!"

[@dangerdash4393]

Any lost progress...is an...opportunity..to suCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeed agaiiiiiiiiin!!! -Markiplier, falling from yet another cliff in Getting Over It.

[@ez_gamer452]

32:00 you had me laughing so hard that my chest hurts a lot and I couldn't breath. I was literally dying.

[@Ragehunger]

Key phrase for failure: "She's a wild one!"

[@YME-V2]

“It’s coming back”

[@samuelsaucedo6093]

😏

[@JustAKomiFan]

The horse *AnEgRy*

[@CrazyBeThyName]

34:08-36:50 actually ended my life I almost passed out from laughing

[@BTS_ARMY61313]

Same, i was litterly weezing 🤣

[@mickmcgovern4814]

Same. I couldn't see from tears in my eyes, I was laughing so hard the back of my mouth was aching.

[@N3M0_______________________243]

BLUE

[@elusivegamergirl]

"This is the greeeaaaaaatest plaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!"

[@dennygraham6640]

I love the reference that you made

[@djwilson1993]

If only Charles was available for this

[@maxwilson7001]

When Mark turned the engine’s power all the way up and Bob floored it with the SFX I laughed so hard