OP: (Makes literally one of the most innocuous jokes I’ve ever heard.) Tyler: “Time to slip up and show how much of a pos I am.” Lotion Man: “You’re welcome.” 😂
@igncom14 күн бұрын
Lotion Man is MVP
@justinpettenuzzo82103 күн бұрын
Lotion Man saves the day.
@GoianoAmazonia3 күн бұрын
Not quite. At that point, he was in panic. He was about to lose his redhead lover, and Marie refused to help him with that at the last second. He was trying to tie his life together for dear life... and then his inconsiderate wife walks around cracking jokes, showing her immaturity in such a stern moment. Can't she see he's suffering? Does she have no empathy??
@Lloyd_Jane3 күн бұрын
Isn’t Tyler the brother?
@scpfoundation83764 күн бұрын
I remember this story. If I remember correctly, lotion man saved this girl from a loser.
@schmalzilla19854 күн бұрын
My mom and sister do silly things like the lotion man. I poke fun at them for doing it, and don't get how entertaining it is to them, but in fairness they don't get all my forms of entertainment either.
@MimosaRose3 күн бұрын
OP sounds like a fun and light hearted person. Wish her all the best.
@Levithos2 күн бұрын
I just went and found the lotion man photo. It's cute.
@Innerpandora4 күн бұрын
Ah, Lotion man. It’s was my first ever Reddit story I heard on KZbin, and I’ve always been wondered how it ended. Thank you Secret Voices!!
@boneymeroney26744 күн бұрын
I remember Lotion Man. Thanks for the update.
@lordcirrhosisofliver3 күн бұрын
when I saw "stupid joke" I was expecting it to be something hurtful that she was downplaying, but no it actually was stupid and the stupid thing in this story is her husband.
@tesshorrorshow3363 күн бұрын
In the end, Lotion Man was the hero we all needed.
@cameron7654 күн бұрын
Story 1: this dude legit destroys his whole marriage over a redhead fetish my guy is a loser
@miarbnsn4 күн бұрын
Lotion Man out here doing the Lord's work
@chercherrin3 күн бұрын
He is the lord in disguise
@macylouwho11873 күн бұрын
Cheaters are such selfish pieces of narcissistic crap. They never care about how bad they hurt the people who love them so much.
@JimBeamFiend534 күн бұрын
Lotion man sounds hilarious and endearing. This guy sounds like a loser.
@lindah38034 күн бұрын
Story 2: Hopefully OP and her Mom have learned the age old lesson. Trust your dogs. Follow their lead. They can sense bad in a person within seconds of being around that person. Also, never "put them away" in another room. You're opening yourself to an attack. You just blocked the one thing that will protect you. I've always trusted my dogs. Even though,in that moment I had no idea why they were behaving that way. I always found out why later.
@hennigadient42654 күн бұрын
This is way deeper then it sounds like! If my partner does I joke like that I would laugh my ass off and love him even more. But he looked at her and got cold feed?! What a loser, he doesnt love Op at all. Break up asap! he is only into looks what is a big as nooooo GO edit: he is a cheater no surprise- what a trash boy
@maggy-d9j3 сағат бұрын
he never loved OP because if you see your life partner make a silly stupid joke like that, if you love them then that'd only make you love them even more
@HauntedGalMars4 күн бұрын
THE LOTION MAN SAGA
@sinbadwilliams71864 күн бұрын
Day 89 of telling secretvoices to have a good day
@yaoilover03 күн бұрын
So if someone just gets upset with you, and walks out like this without even telling you what they are upset with, it’s a red flag and a form of mistreatment that stars with an A. Let’s normalize identifying red flags 🚩
@Censorthisbananahamock4 күн бұрын
Before hearing the end of this story, I'm going to guess there was an issue before lotion man, and that was the straw that broke the camels back. Something else she did that day upset him, and made him rethink the relationship. Edit: called it, and imagine that all you had to do to save your marriage was to give your wife a box of hair dye to dye her hair red.
@RepellentJeff4 күн бұрын
@@Censorthisbananahamock “And imagine that all you had to do to save your marriage was to give your wife a box of hair dye to dye her hair red.” Newsflash: that would still make him an ass.
@juliaalexander57883 күн бұрын
Wait he has been having multiple affairs and you think dying hair will solve it?
@Censorthisbananahamock3 күн бұрын
@@juliaalexander5788 if he had given her the dye before cheating with the other women, maybe. But he was a terrible person, so he dropped the ball.