I Made BETTER Traffic Laws

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Oats Jenkins

Oats Jenkins

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@OatsJenkins
@OatsJenkins 2 жыл бұрын
Check out the site and merch! 𓅱 oatsjenkins.com/
@TryxGmd
@TryxGmd 2 жыл бұрын
Last
@pepetheminecraftsheep7487
@pepetheminecraftsheep7487 2 жыл бұрын
When my dad gets his pay my mom said that I might be able to get ur merch can’t wait!!!!!!!
@slitherdasnakeyt
@slitherdasnakeyt 2 жыл бұрын
@@TryxGmd false… i’m last
@TryxGmd
@TryxGmd 2 жыл бұрын
@@slitherdasnakeyt stop lying
@xmanfilip
@xmanfilip 2 жыл бұрын
@@slitherdasnakeyt i am the bird from egypt
@blankpaper1366
@blankpaper1366 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve already implemented this system in my day to day life and so far everyone on the road has been honking in joy
@Cyeban
@Cyeban 2 жыл бұрын
that just shows how great these ideas are
@leftoverhotdogs1911
@leftoverhotdogs1911 2 жыл бұрын
How?
@underrated6717
@underrated6717 2 жыл бұрын
By going faster in school zones. Though when I do that it feels like there are more speed bumps than usual. And by flashing purple lights into peoples cars so that they know my tier. Most of them are very respectful and drive a different way.
@christinafarooque6996
@christinafarooque6996 2 ай бұрын
Think those are kids​@@underrated6717
@GeeGog
@GeeGog 2 жыл бұрын
I know Oats Jenkins is objectively correct about everything, but imagine this: delete cars. It will definitely reduce traffic and car related accidents. maybe replace them with busses, trams, trains and replace roads with just bike lanes.
@demon-misery7
@demon-misery7 2 жыл бұрын
Petition to replace every mode of transportation with trains
@cxjivnlew8010
@cxjivnlew8010 2 жыл бұрын
Good idea
@winternet8952
@winternet8952 2 жыл бұрын
you are unloyal
@sadface5241
@sadface5241 2 жыл бұрын
@Wolfie trains are my fav
@ags4774
@ags4774 2 жыл бұрын
no.
@duskpvpmc
@duskpvpmc 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Purple is already used on American roads! It’s designated for electronic toll collection signs. So with the gold “rank” you could make signs that read: “left on red permitted with gold license” or something along those lines
@the_real_goobert
@the_real_goobert 2 жыл бұрын
in my place purple is the color of the public transit
@eMorphized
@eMorphized 2 жыл бұрын
Or a gold sign with a left arrow on it would suffice for that
@kimyona9746
@kimyona9746 2 жыл бұрын
THIS. I hate it when people turn on red or on crossing when people are still crossing and then realize it and are in the middle of the road waiting to finish their embarrassing turn. -a teenager that used to walk home from school all the time.
@katyayurukova2662
@katyayurukova2662 Жыл бұрын
Wheres pink?
@bakerysbakery
@bakerysbakery Жыл бұрын
who asked
@TaismoFanBoy
@TaismoFanBoy 2 жыл бұрын
At first I thought "wouldn't purple mean more accidents as people went faster" but then I realized they wouldn't be purple anymore, therefore only people who CAN handle high speeds without accidents would stay purple! It's genius!
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx 2 жыл бұрын
It's like pilot's licenses!
@polygontower
@polygontower 2 жыл бұрын
@Rika A banana is a pilot
@ProfessionalBugLover
@ProfessionalBugLover 2 жыл бұрын
@@polygontower 🍌✈️
@polygontower
@polygontower 2 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessionalBugLover Exactly🐄🐧🐧🍌🏁🏁
@trollsansofficial
@trollsansofficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessionalBugLover 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️
@arjunbabu4189
@arjunbabu4189 2 жыл бұрын
imagine being a purple driver and when you turn 75 you're just demoted to frowny face
@The-EJ-Factor
@The-EJ-Factor 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a huge problem. My grandpa is a better driver than most middle aged men.
@brunowhsonant926
@brunowhsonant926 2 жыл бұрын
if you get to 75 you take a new test to see your new rank is better/worse
@thelittlemidnight
@thelittlemidnight 2 жыл бұрын
that would be😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ethanchen1266
@ethanchen1266 2 жыл бұрын
Suppose a purple frowny face, to signify they used to be a purple?
@GS-td3yc
@GS-td3yc 2 жыл бұрын
@@ethanchen1266 good idea
@myneckhurts_tt
@myneckhurts_tt 2 жыл бұрын
the idea of making a dedicated bike lane along side each freeway is actually kind of a genius idea
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 9 ай бұрын
could even put solar panels above them to store power for some illumination for the paths so people can ride at night. It'd be fun.
@SantaquinBacon
@SantaquinBacon 2 жыл бұрын
As a Utahn, I can confirm the grid system still leads to lots of traffic (but at least it’s easy to navigate)
@axolotlmaster9184
@axolotlmaster9184 2 жыл бұрын
but he is objectively right about everything
@azischreiber613
@azischreiber613 2 жыл бұрын
Brooklyn too
@NearlyNothing
@NearlyNothing 2 жыл бұрын
@@azischreiber613 I think you replied to the wrong comment
@azischreiber613
@azischreiber613 2 жыл бұрын
@@NearlyNothing I replied to the right comment I was saying that Brooklyn also uses the grid system and has traffic
@damamoot2291
@damamoot2291 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think it's just WAY too many shitty intersections. Traffic would prob flow terribly (I don't actually know about this stuff but shut up). Also, how would traffic lights work? Where would they be? If you had them everywhere traffic would be super slow; if you didn't, it would still probably be super slow.
@Light-du4kc
@Light-du4kc 2 жыл бұрын
grid systems cause more traffic, but I guess you're objectively right about everything
@JasonMitchellofcompsci
@JasonMitchellofcompsci 2 жыл бұрын
You can fix them by not having every road built up to the same level. Also, very major roads shouldn't be accessible by all smaller roads. By having easy right hand turn ons and offs you reduce the load on traffic lights. Over passes can be used to make a semi-major road continue without breaking up a very major road. Most non-grid systems have these features. The problem is the two never seem to be combined. The problem is when people do initial layout of grids they don't recognize that you want a distribution of road thicknesses. If you randomize it before the city is built the areas that need more traffic will be built around the more major roads. This is actually preferable to going with what roads are currently major. When you do road layout for a very small town (soon to be bigger) you should not assume that the current main street should remain the permanent main street and largest road. Call that old town main. Build a wider main street that is still business accessible, and then build a few other roads with space planned that they can be big enough to eventually not be business accessible. I just made your grid system actually handle traffic.
@msplats4085
@msplats4085 2 жыл бұрын
solution: just make all roads roundabouts.
@compactcow
@compactcow 2 жыл бұрын
solution: get rid of cars
@blazaram3368
@blazaram3368 2 жыл бұрын
@@compactcow Yes this is the true way to solve traffic... Rid cars and make people take the alternatives? how is it that complicated?
@benjaminandresen7530
@benjaminandresen7530 2 жыл бұрын
ya
@YouCanNeverEscapeMe
@YouCanNeverEscapeMe 2 жыл бұрын
Grids create many points where you need traffic lights meaning it will be extremely slow. The toddler monstrosoties are better (they actually have names like the clover interchange) because everyone has a seperate road to go on depending on where they wanna end up. That way people don't crash into eachother and interchanges are actually pretty clever
@w.dgaming1
@w.dgaming1 8 ай бұрын
what about the spaghetti junction
@derphunk5338
@derphunk5338 2 жыл бұрын
Normally if someone tried to institute a traffic caste system, I would call them crazy. But not you! You're objectively correct all the time!
@Luiixe
@Luiixe 2 жыл бұрын
Hollow knight pfp
@sappizza1894
@sappizza1894 2 жыл бұрын
This is great, but I think that public transport should get as much funding as roads, which will mean less people have to drive, and traffic will be even better
@TheJadeFist
@TheJadeFist 2 жыл бұрын
The problem with public transport is... the public using it that makes it unusable to any one who doesn't want to get harassed or mugged.
@JaguarProJoe
@JaguarProJoe 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJadeFist bruh, trying to mug people on public transport is stupid (well tbh I’m not in America so it may be more common there). Legit like so many cameras and people they will definitely get caught. 15 years of public transport and only experienced stupid people, not dangerous
@sappizza1894
@sappizza1894 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJadeFist Where does that even happen? I live in North America, and have never heard of someone being mugged on public transit
@Sarah_Bragg
@Sarah_Bragg 2 жыл бұрын
@@sappizza1894 I think they’ve been lied to about public transit
@compactcow
@compactcow 2 жыл бұрын
@@sappizza1894 It happens for sure. Probably most common in new york or chicago. Im from chicago and nobody I know directly has been mugged on the CTA, but i've heard stories indirectly. It also depends what route you take.
@Poké-SealTM
@Poké-SealTM 2 жыл бұрын
You should change the red man and green man on traffic lights into Mario and Luigi.
@RinLikesFish
@RinLikesFish 2 жыл бұрын
I made my parents watch this, and in my moms words, “he’s a ding-dong” and in my dads, “you lost me a long whole ago” so overall, SEAL OF APPROVAL GOOD JOB OAT 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@Fireyblade7
@Fireyblade7 Жыл бұрын
11 months late, but: 1. You *made* them watch this??? 2. Do they seriously lack a sense of humor that badly 💀
@Stupedomin
@Stupedomin 2 жыл бұрын
Oats Jenkins today: "I made BETTER traffic Laws!" Oats Jenkins in a few years: "I made BETTER laws of the universe!"
@ammiumama
@ammiumama 2 жыл бұрын
A better big bang
@NearlyNothing
@NearlyNothing 2 жыл бұрын
“I made better space laws!”
@Markomilicic012
@Markomilicic012 2 жыл бұрын
"...and look at gravity, lets make it stronger."
@Mothuzad
@Mothuzad 2 жыл бұрын
Make light speed infinite! I'm tired of not being able to travel to distant star systems without cryosleeping beyond the end of human civilization or traveling so fast I end up in the past.
@CubicDoggo
@CubicDoggo 2 жыл бұрын
sorry, u misspelt "months"
@jonahgalesloot4657
@jonahgalesloot4657 2 жыл бұрын
Traffic 3: grid system, but north/ south roads are nouns, while east/ west roads are adjectives, so you can communicate location through the intersection “smelly pole”
@unitds27-delta
@unitds27-delta 11 ай бұрын
So Frying Pan would be an intersection, not a road
@2520WasTaken
@2520WasTaken 2 жыл бұрын
2:59 "And if the building can't fit" Me, an intellectual: *Build it in the lake*
@flyingduck91
@flyingduck91 2 жыл бұрын
why is everything up until bonus features always actually genuinely good, having north west ect stuff in the road would be extremely useful, honestly
@olivers2158
@olivers2158 2 жыл бұрын
yh but what happens when your going the other way down a road
@flyingduck91
@flyingduck91 2 жыл бұрын
@@olivers2158 than it will say the opposite direction, the roads in use a 2 lane in this situation right? if there is any further confusion than there could be arrows next to the letters pointing in that direction
@sledgen.
@sledgen. 2 жыл бұрын
wdym "until" bonus features? they're the best part
@koalabanana1998
@koalabanana1998 2 жыл бұрын
as a european i hate the idea of a grid system like that, seems like itd take away the fun of organically exploring your city
@flyingduck91
@flyingduck91 2 жыл бұрын
@@sledgen. to watch, yes, they're the most entertaining, but for general actual use, no
@user-sethieboi
@user-sethieboi Ай бұрын
So remember the north east south west thing you made? Theres some thing that you may need to draw on it, there are lines that go in the middle of the road like the letters, they mean somenthing, theres lines like _ _ _ witch means you can switch lanes and theres lines like ___ witch mean you cant, Theese help for not seeing the road ahead for no crashes, there is also mixes of the two but idk how to type that.
@AdrianHereToHelp
@AdrianHereToHelp 2 жыл бұрын
I love the implication that not only do all roads go either North, South, East, or West, but that these are distinct directions and a road can only ve one All roads are one-way under Traffic 2
@fanofstuff9593
@fanofstuff9593 2 жыл бұрын
Well, in regards to all roads in one direction, would that not depend on which side of the road you're on?
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx 2 жыл бұрын
You know, at first I thought why didn't he make an anagram of N and S so it reads differently depending on which direction you read it but one-way roads also work. You could just put a road next to it to travel the other direction.
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx 2 жыл бұрын
@@fanofstuff9593 it wouldn't be a problem for E and W, since if you were traveling those directions you immediately know you're going the wrong way because the letters become ∃ and M instead. But for N and S it's impossible. Maybe we should change the design or put an arrow in-between letters? Something like | N | | ↑ | | N | ?
@fanofstuff9593
@fanofstuff9593 2 жыл бұрын
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Yeah, but last time I checked roads have to sides, and (using US laws like the video does) you stick to the right, therefore one side would say N and one side would say S, no?
@devoutmordexfollower5289
@devoutmordexfollower5289 2 жыл бұрын
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx or you could just put the letters in the middle of the roads (eg. you have both n and s depending on which way the traffic is goinbg in that lane, instead of replacing the dividing line with the letters
@DanikaThing1
@DanikaThing1 2 жыл бұрын
2 things I would suggest, 1. I think the nice horn would be like a: “hey buddy! You are an amazing driver! Here’s a thumbs up!” 2. I think each tiers of drivers should have different lanes
@cameron7374
@cameron7374 2 жыл бұрын
What if the higher tiers unlock more horns? Like, someone who's shit at driving has no right to complain, they don't get a horn at all.
@DanikaThing1
@DanikaThing1 2 жыл бұрын
@@cameron7374 I love it!!!
@JRWIFAN
@JRWIFAN 2 жыл бұрын
might i suggest they also add a lane for humans learning to drive? just a thought from someone about to get my learners permit it can kinda be another tier
@JRWIFAN
@JRWIFAN 2 жыл бұрын
@@cameron7374 yes
@DanikaThing1
@DanikaThing1 2 жыл бұрын
@@JRWIFAN Great idea!
@danielleonard284
@danielleonard284 2 жыл бұрын
considering that this is objectively correct in everyday, the only issue that I see is what if a purple tier license holder is stuck behind a lower tier at a left turn red light, obviously the purple tier is able to turn left on a red because they're better, but would they have to wait behind someone who is a lower tier and not able to turn on a red light? considering my confusion, this probably proves I won't be a purple tier.
@cacovonluca
@cacovonluca 2 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: You should make an "I made better World Map" with new Continents, Countries and even the Shape of the Map
@leftoverhotdogs1911
@leftoverhotdogs1911 2 жыл бұрын
Um... Oats can tamper with time, but not land. You do realize that, right?
@cacovonluca
@cacovonluca 2 жыл бұрын
@@leftoverhotdogs1911 Uuuhh... No..?
@drkclshr
@drkclshr 2 жыл бұрын
@@leftoverhotdogs1911 not that we’ve seen
@trollsansofficial
@trollsansofficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@drkclshr spoilers for America 2
@shanmoon537
@shanmoon537 2 жыл бұрын
@@leftoverhotdogs1911 he has unlimited powers
@OboSoCool
@OboSoCool 2 жыл бұрын
Finally less traffic! Oats, your so right about this! Again! And the merch looks objectively AWESOME!
@TheGoobyWoobies
@TheGoobyWoobies Жыл бұрын
3:41 bro went philosophical for a moment
@memoryfound9208
@memoryfound9208 2 жыл бұрын
I wanna see if someone could somehow like, make a country, and make it so it uses this guys rules for everything, and see how long the country stays “stable”
@DANTENDO-y7x
@DANTENDO-y7x Ай бұрын
I'm moving there
@arksecret
@arksecret 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he goes from giving actually cool and smart ideas to "happy horn" in 2 seconds
@FlashOfAsh
@FlashOfAsh 2 жыл бұрын
but happy horn happy tho (:
@AizureF
@AizureF 2 жыл бұрын
Are you saying that happy horn isnt a cool and smart idea sir?
@fredrikwillumsen
@fredrikwillumsen 2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion Happy horn was the first great idea in the video Grid system makes a lot of traffic junctions which isn’t ideal for Driving around, and it causes a lot more traffic accidents compared to other systems I know America have used the Grid system a lot and and later gone away from it but that doesn’t change it being everywhere. In Europe the grid system isn’t that wildly spread because buildings was built and then the roads, but in America they built the roads and then the buildings. Personally i think the grid system looks satisfying, but it’s inconvenient for driving because you’ll be stuck in traffic a lot and more accidents honestly the street names isn’t something new. isn’t it already just random stuff? in addition to the normal street names like: 2nd, 1st, main, 3rd, park, 4th etc. The North, South, West, East dividers unfortunately won’t work if you drive on the other side of the road, because it would be upside down. and when driving on the South road you won’t even know if you’re driving south or north the happy horn is a nice addition:) and i have nothing against it the rankings would easily get corrupted and pay to win. And people would ignore the hierarchy especially if they were in the :(-tier
@misshollis7547
@misshollis7547 Жыл бұрын
@@fredrikwillumsenthe other side would say the opposite direction
@jdh9419
@jdh9419 Жыл бұрын
0:57 Oats: So the Government said Also Oats (portraying the Government): Doesn’t say another word until 1:10 (after the “presentation”)
@billiebeliever2710
@billiebeliever2710 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to add that every road work sign should say at the bottom “uh, yeah, I sure hope it does”
@azischreiber613
@azischreiber613 2 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss traffic 3 needs this
@theflyingpotato4298
@theflyingpotato4298 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Oats, for once again showing us that you are objectively right about everything. Idk if anyone suggested it already, but could you fix the periodic table? With your changes, I know it would be way better than it is now.
@aris_wor
@aris_wor 2 жыл бұрын
We have to BOW to this person making our life so much easier I’ve DREAMED about it
@litsot5999
@litsot5999 2 жыл бұрын
I really think we should add a car train lane. A car train lane is a lane where every compatible vehicle can join as a link in the train, and it is pulled by a central engine or something. There are frequent stops where you can just continue to wherever. It would solve traffic because everyone will be driving at the same speed at the same time, and there will be no need for a delay, the first and the last vehicle will move at the same time
@wet0wl
@wet0wl 2 жыл бұрын
8:33 I actually lost it here. That was hilarious.
@jeshualopez5889
@jeshualopez5889 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@sciencemama6801
@sciencemama6801 2 жыл бұрын
Grid system with numbered streets, super easy to navigate- you just described Utah. And it's beautiful. Even before GPS directions, you never had to "give directions" to anyone, the address was all you needed.
@PizzaPowerXYZ
@PizzaPowerXYZ Жыл бұрын
Hey Mike, where's your address? "Uhh, H 7" You sank my battleship
@thepopeofpineapples6275
@thepopeofpineapples6275 2 жыл бұрын
You missed the bird license. Bird should be higher than purple, and get a special car that can go faster than anything else, as well as use of purple lanes.
@leftoverhotdogs1911
@leftoverhotdogs1911 2 жыл бұрын
Specifically Bird from Egypt?
@AMig-ht8nw
@AMig-ht8nw 2 жыл бұрын
How about light speed 1.23 billion mph
@nicholasstanton9575
@nicholasstanton9575 Жыл бұрын
Nah
@wam-wom4066
@wam-wom4066 2 жыл бұрын
whoever disagrees with Sir Jenkins actually agree with him cuz its physically impossible for him to be wrong
@kwaagler9692
@kwaagler9692 2 жыл бұрын
So true
@plain-space8880
@plain-space8880 2 жыл бұрын
Even he can be wrong
@plain-space8880
@plain-space8880 2 жыл бұрын
No one’s perfect
@kwaagler9692
@kwaagler9692 2 жыл бұрын
@@plain-space8880 so wrong
@jan-pi-ala-suli
@jan-pi-ala-suli 2 жыл бұрын
If they truly disagree, they get frowny face rank
@LizzyRose124
@LizzyRose124 6 ай бұрын
8:46 "I don't know the government can figure it out" 😂😂😂😂
@flare376v
@flare376v 2 жыл бұрын
This man found a legitimate reason for everyone to use latitude and longitude
@blueboytube
@blueboytube 2 жыл бұрын
Grid system? That’s how you jam the roads of an entire city. As soon as the waiting line for a traffic light extends to the intersection behind you’re in for an hour or day long wait
@t0ny716
@t0ny716 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he’s objectively right about anything so you’re wrong
@Halfcertified
@Halfcertified 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he’s objectivity right about anything so you’re wrong
@vividant
@vividant 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he's objectively right about anything so you're wrong
@JakzArea
@JakzArea 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he's objectively right about anything so you're wrong
@Halfcertified
@Halfcertified 2 жыл бұрын
@711 dose stuff boo continue the chain
@Elidoh_pg3d
@Elidoh_pg3d 2 ай бұрын
3:09 gave me the invisible dot problem
@Sabagegah
@Sabagegah 2 жыл бұрын
Part 2: mandatory proximity voice chat in all vehicles.
@gavinthecrafter
@gavinthecrafter 2 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, some of these ideas are actually genuinely good and need to be implemented
@AquaMoye
@AquaMoye 2 жыл бұрын
Such as?
@Ganliard
@Ganliard 2 жыл бұрын
@@AquaMoye Bicycle ways across the country
@Markomilicic012
@Markomilicic012 2 жыл бұрын
@@AquaMoye and.. the S noods to change to cool s
@AquaMoye
@AquaMoye 2 жыл бұрын
What about intersections? Bikes are harder to stop and start than cars, so bike paths should be built avoiding intersections as much as possible. Since his plan includes roads going as a grid as much as possible, and cycles paths are on pavements, this would involve far, far too many intersections.
@brokkrep
@brokkrep 2 жыл бұрын
@@AquaMoye Maybe if we replace every intersection with a roundabout. Then another roundabout with priority for bikes.
@BlazePlayzGames62
@BlazePlayzGames62 Жыл бұрын
all good except when he talked about the dotted line because roads have solid lines too so what would the solid lines look like for each direction?
@icedragon_
@icedragon_ 2 жыл бұрын
I just imagine all the criminals faking gold rank cards so they can speed up away from police
@racoonwhocannotbekilled9999
@racoonwhocannotbekilled9999 2 жыл бұрын
Purple tier cards*
@hiplsnols4394
@hiplsnols4394 2 жыл бұрын
purple*
@XxMP13000xX
@XxMP13000xX 2 жыл бұрын
then that means purple rank cards should be hard to fake
@JoziGlitzh
@JoziGlitzh 2 жыл бұрын
Police should have Police Tier Cards that let them fly at 635 km per hour.
@zaxtonhong3958
@zaxtonhong3958 Жыл бұрын
@@XxMP13000xX How are they gonna check for fakes if you’re faster than them
@EklinOfficial
@EklinOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
The driving tiers is actually a good idea lol. You would instantly know when to keep distance.
@thepro4805
@thepro4805 2 жыл бұрын
Ok yes for higher tiers, but imagine putting every bad driver in the same two lanes
@fallenflame8678
@fallenflame8678 2 жыл бұрын
Really? Letting people go faster than the speed limit is a bit questionable.
@EklinOfficial
@EklinOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@fallenflame8678 yeah I commented that before watching his whole explanation lol that’s definitely not safe
@EklinOfficial
@EklinOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@thepro4805 yeah some highways only have two lanes anyway, I more just meant it would be a tell for other drivers that tells you how alert to be
@thepro4805
@thepro4805 2 жыл бұрын
@@EklinOfficial yes ik wouldnt it be better to have bad drivers near good drivers so if they drive bad the other drivers would know how to not crash into them
@clenden
@clenden Ай бұрын
0:30 Vsauce  💀
@Luiaai
@Luiaai 2 жыл бұрын
Oats: Every road will have a bike track on the side! Europe: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead you
@certifiedbruhmoment1436
@certifiedbruhmoment1436 2 жыл бұрын
I know this dude is “objectively correct about everything” but jokes aside, I actually agree with him on basically everything. this guy should run the world
@cyrp7312
@cyrp7312 Жыл бұрын
4:04 bit what if youre going in the opposite direction on the same road, won’t the direction lines be wrong??
@KidKomical
@KidKomical Жыл бұрын
Well I guess if w is an m then you’ll know it’s east, and same for e and 3. You just kinda have to watch out.
@Bookworm12-j9t
@Bookworm12-j9t Жыл бұрын
There are two sections on the road
@UnderDawg_Prodzz
@UnderDawg_Prodzz 5 ай бұрын
Different lanes
@Matching_Socks
@Matching_Socks 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Oats, thank you so much for this valuable information. I’m sure everyone will begin to follow them, and they will make the world a safer place.
@arturdias8462
@arturdias8462 2 жыл бұрын
Traffic cone: Everyone guessed traffic laws, was shapes tier list Sad brick: Everyone guessed shapes, was fixing traffic laws
@TheMushCove
@TheMushCove 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the video where he describes sidewalks 6:51
@maxmerriam3001
@maxmerriam3001 2 жыл бұрын
You should make a video about fixing school systems-- like the basic rules at school. Maybe even change the grade levels?
@hanstheexplorer
@hanstheexplorer 2 жыл бұрын
Or maybe even grades themselves!
@m4nchaeditz
@m4nchaeditz Жыл бұрын
4:27 N-netflix S-social W-work E-elephant
@williamliao4829
@williamliao4829 2 жыл бұрын
Almost all the points are very good, but personally, I think cop interactions should have a court case arguing over the validity of the fine/penalty before it penalizes you in order to minimize discrepancies due to bad cops in the area or discrimination against people of colour. Unless you plan to fix the legal system/police system?
@rascal6543
@rascal6543 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like it's time for oats to make Cops 2
@jansopi6967
@jansopi6967 2 жыл бұрын
@@rascal6543 just replace them with amongus conferences where we discuss the fate of the criminal
@agmvero
@agmvero 2 жыл бұрын
@@jansopi6967 yeah, and if they're guilty they can be thrown out of a spaceship! (or a plane with no parachute or into a pit of lava. they're all valid.)
@rascal6543
@rascal6543 2 жыл бұрын
@@jansopi6967 Good idea. And then if they aren't guilty, we'll at least be one step closer to finding the real criminal
@Jarack25
@Jarack25 2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, Oats already took that into account. If cops are caught lowering the credit scores of DOCs (Drivers of Color) for personal gain, they can be sued for *race* ism.
@jagpreetsingh6711
@jagpreetsingh6711 2 жыл бұрын
8:28 William Afton is purple tier!
@SnapshotOfASoul
@SnapshotOfASoul Ай бұрын
We have driving ranks here in my part of Canada, but it's only for learners and new drivers (a magnet with a red L or green N, which is how most people refer to the ranks in conversation too). You have them for a year and two years, respectively, before you get your regular licence, with testing in between all of those. They all come with restrictions like not being able to drive certain hours or with certain passengers. I think the addition of good ranks for safest driving is a great idea, like a badge of honour.
@SnapshotOfASoul
@SnapshotOfASoul Ай бұрын
We also have the grid system, but it's numbered, with numbers like (this is made up) 51st Street and 202nd Avenue, so you'd always know where you are, because you'd just go through it in your head real quick. The roads also have unofficial names, which are on different, yellow signs. A fictional example would be something like Bird Road, because that's what it used to be called before the grid system made it 1st Avenue.
@marloplayztsbthespaceboy1807
@marloplayztsbthespaceboy1807 2 жыл бұрын
And as always, Jenkins is objectively right about this.
@aesign
@aesign 2 жыл бұрын
2:35 - So basically, the way the roads are build in Utah and Arizona and that. The LDS had it right.
@sportsshorts7762
@sportsshorts7762 2 жыл бұрын
I love this style of video, keep it up man good videos here
@guy_with_no_game
@guy_with_no_game 2 жыл бұрын
Next thing you know, he will make a better earth "Earth 2.0"
@sillydacialogan
@sillydacialogan 2 жыл бұрын
@WintersHollow DescendentsOfMist Multiverse 2.0
@jellymunoz8555
@jellymunoz8555 2 жыл бұрын
3:07 thats exactly what happens in Talca,Chile
@Cyroid_1
@Cyroid_1 Жыл бұрын
I like it how you use low quality images and edits to make things funnier.
@bombirbarchives
@bombirbarchives 2 жыл бұрын
1:09 This needs to be a meme.
@PureVessel-hollewknight
@PureVessel-hollewknight Жыл бұрын
It does
@BOTCEnthusiast
@BOTCEnthusiast Жыл бұрын
✨WAOOOWW✨
@johndoyle1588
@johndoyle1588 2 жыл бұрын
You should make it so everyone has to agree when construction is happening and where so it’s most convenient for everyone (except frowny face rank) or just get rid of construction entirely to speed up all traffic
@thealewis7076
@thealewis7076 Жыл бұрын
6:43 then how will they turn left?
@princenot
@princenot Жыл бұрын
Right 3 times, simple
@Elantien
@Elantien 2 жыл бұрын
00:30 Vsauce 🤣
@SloweDogMusic
@SloweDogMusic 2 жыл бұрын
You are undoubtedly right in every way imaginable!
@The-EJ-Factor
@The-EJ-Factor 2 жыл бұрын
We got in a accident today we were at a red light and the person behind us brakes failed we heard the skid for 5 seconds before crashing. It would be extremely unfair for either of the people to lose their ranks because of the accidents like that. That’s why you should be required to sell a dash cam with the cars you sell but then there’s a problem with checking footage to make sure the person deserves the rank.
@Windows__2000
@Windows__2000 2 жыл бұрын
This guy really made a social credit score for traffic...
@Vevn18
@Vevn18 2 жыл бұрын
Make me a better life now that you have made all these other things better
@mean4276
@mean4276 10 ай бұрын
I like finding problems with videos: 1. You would need 2 traffic lines to indicate north from south and east from west which is more of a hassle to make and use. 2. Simply the logistics of changing every non grid into a grid, removing buildings as not all buildings will be small or big but in between changing it back to a non-grid or making grids too big 3. The tiers on the numberplate could be forged 4. The bad tier would slow down the regular and faster tiers making them always around slow drivers 5. The conveyers would cause major slippage at the entrance and exit as the car would be pulled apart and compressed 6. Grids would be slow intersection after slow intersection and you could use google maps if you don't know the way Some of the other features didn't seem too bad though
@ProfessionalBugLover
@ProfessionalBugLover 2 жыл бұрын
3:18 once when i was on a school bus we passed “sea biscuit road” 😭😭😭 and lawsuit lane which had a mechanic thing there 💀
@Waitwha
@Waitwha 2 жыл бұрын
you could add fences or something to the biking freeways so the bikers don't accidently crash into a car
@azischreiber613
@azischreiber613 2 жыл бұрын
He did
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure fencing is the best option What I like is basically the bike lane has a seierate but if pavement on the other side that acts as a barrier Basically you extend the walkway but cut a decent sized part out about a meter off the road for bikes to use
@compactcow
@compactcow 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmurray1110 in chicago cars just drive on the bike path ☹️ this would 100% happen on freeway bike paths even if they were separated
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 2 жыл бұрын
@@compactcow not if the bike lane was too thin you don’t need as much space for bikes as cars since it’s a single person machine Plus to get into the Nike lane you would need to mount the kerb and that’s terrible for cars
@Svobodya
@Svobodya Жыл бұрын
OATS JENKINS!!!! 2:33, YOU DREW WHAT LOOKED LIKE A CERTAIN SYMBOL INVOLVING GERMANY.... xD
@dadude405
@dadude405 2 жыл бұрын
7:30 hes describing the Netherlands lol
@finnvos6108
@finnvos6108 4 ай бұрын
Im a nederlander and i agree
@jessicavallee3831
@jessicavallee3831 2 жыл бұрын
Make sure to add more restrooms on long highways, would definitely reduce accidents by reducing the ... other accidents. Also, please mention public transportation.
@ancellery6430
@ancellery6430 2 жыл бұрын
Public transportation sucks and will never be good. It’s slow, less freedom, and way more expensive
@blitzn00dle50
@blitzn00dle50 2 жыл бұрын
@@ancellery6430 "slower" - I've been on a light rail train doing 55 miles per hour when nearby cars would be doing 30 or less "Less freedom" - your car only goes where road goes and the freedom to choose not to drive is still freedom "More expensive" - one of the biggest drawbacks of car infrastructure is that car infrastructure is ludicrously expensive. Why do you whine about potholes? Because your local government can't afford to maintain the amount of road they built
@ancellery6430
@ancellery6430 2 жыл бұрын
@Fishy Pug Bruh you are either joking or very dumb
@ancellery6430
@ancellery6430 2 жыл бұрын
@@blitzn00dle50 so do you plan on bulding a trainstation at every single grocery store, farm, and business across the nation?
@ancellery6430
@ancellery6430 2 жыл бұрын
@@blitzn00dle50 roads are by far the most versatile, cheapest, and convenient form of transport. There's 0 reason to replace cars with buses, and even worse trying to rebuild everything with trains.
@plagueisthewise2580
@plagueisthewise2580 2 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing tonight" "Imma drive around the block for a few hours, I'm close to ranking up"
@snonmouse6596
@snonmouse6596 2 жыл бұрын
While I know he's always objectively right, grids create more traffic because they require people to give way to people going the opposite direction at each intersection, and those turning make 90 degree turns, requiring greater speed reduction for turns
@compactcow
@compactcow 2 жыл бұрын
The point of the grid system is to be easy to navigate, and the new laws will offset any inefficiency of the grid system.
@alesh.4520
@alesh.4520 2 жыл бұрын
Make it a hexagon grid so that there are only three roads intersecting
@compactcow
@compactcow 2 жыл бұрын
@@alesh.4520 i hate you
@snonmouse6596
@snonmouse6596 2 жыл бұрын
@@alesh.4520 Hexagons are in fact the bestagons!
@argenteus8314
@argenteus8314 2 жыл бұрын
@@alesh.4520 But then the lines aren't straight, so you have to turn at literally every intersection.
@Maeblschi
@Maeblschi 2 жыл бұрын
You don’t need to prove that you are right, It is already proven you are objectively right about everything. Also vid was great. Also bird from Egypt = God
@damsaucy
@damsaucy 2 жыл бұрын
Unironically, the nearest freeway to my house (56 east/west) has a bike path along it that travels a large chubk of the freeway and has exits at every freeway exit
@Mysticscubing
@Mysticscubing 2 жыл бұрын
7:43 bro called a ute a truck
@goldencrafter3550
@goldencrafter3550 2 жыл бұрын
3:26 "Everyone has google maps" China: *so you have chosen death*
@Pumpkinbeam
@Pumpkinbeam 2 жыл бұрын
love the choice of a grid pattern when grids usually cause more accidents rather then less
@NeumannKlaus
@NeumannKlaus 2 жыл бұрын
2:04 already a mistake
@thecommenter310
@thecommenter310 Жыл бұрын
At least he knows those laws
@neerajrajpal
@neerajrajpal 2 жыл бұрын
04:25 Well N and S are the same upside down soo... 🤔🤔
@ShepTheCreator
@ShepTheCreator 2 жыл бұрын
0:30 Vsauce moment
@iota1718
@iota1718 2 жыл бұрын
As a traffic engineer, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2:45
@spikeyferret8613
@spikeyferret8613 2 жыл бұрын
I personally think we could make a walking roads. I mean like zero cars purely for walking and make it accessible for everyone. I think call it sidewalk 2. No more cracked pavements or car blocking sideways u know. Specifically made for wheelchair and roller users and just all mobility aids. Sidewalk 2 is the future
@user-hm1zb8js5i
@user-hm1zb8js5i 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck no
@neminem233
@neminem233 2 жыл бұрын
Ok but the road lines is actually GENIUS
@DarkMatterIsKing
@DarkMatterIsKing 2 ай бұрын
4:33 did anyone see it?
@qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv-c2b
@qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv-c2b 2 ай бұрын
H
@Yme-s6c
@Yme-s6c Ай бұрын
yes it was a compass :D
@konnerredtwitch
@konnerredtwitch Жыл бұрын
0:13 got me
@dracowilderness8893
@dracowilderness8893 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that there is a way for emergency vehicles to go is hilarious, they get to use the lanes the terrible drivers can’t use
@coleminer32
@coleminer32 2 жыл бұрын
4:30 MARIO KART MUSIC
@zeke13170
@zeke13170 2 жыл бұрын
?
@carriefitzpatrick117
@carriefitzpatrick117 3 ай бұрын
Vsause in a oats Jenkins video 0:30
@PokoTheDinosaur
@PokoTheDinosaur 2 жыл бұрын
4:22 roads have 2 sides which go different ways, so one person will see an N and the other will see a backwards N
@jakiesniewazne3912
@jakiesniewazne3912 2 жыл бұрын
7:10 just germany.
@richardnash4676
@richardnash4676 Жыл бұрын
0:20 OR YOUR HOMELESS
@audreyhogancamp1239
@audreyhogancamp1239 2 жыл бұрын
This is a huge improvement from the traffic laws we have now... but me personally i think we should ditch cars altogether and get around with government supplied roller coasters.
@daxtonrogers7097
@daxtonrogers7097 Жыл бұрын
2:11 spaghetti😂😂😂😂😂
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