I Made BETTER Traffic Laws

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Oats Jenkins

Oats Jenkins

Күн бұрын

Traffic is solved say thank you so I can say you're welcome 𓅱
FIXING MORE STUFF: • Fix the World
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0:00 - Too Much Traffic
0:30 - How Traffic Laws Began
1:09 - What Even Are Traffic Laws
1:21 - Traffic Laws are BAD
1:46 - Fixing Traffic, Plotting Out
2:11 - Road Layout
2:50 - Street Names
3:28 - Special Talent
3:59 - Road Lines
4:30 - Honk Honk
5:23 - REVOLUTIONARY SYSTEM
6:01 - ^RANK UP
6:25 - :(
6:53 - BONUS FEATURE #1
7:32 - BONUS FEATURE #2
8:03 - BONUS FEATURE #3
8:32 - and One More Thing
8:47 - I Fixed It
9:02 - WEBSITE+MERCH
9:19 - Ŝ̬ᴜβŜ̬ᴋʀiβ𓅱

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@OatsJenkins
@OatsJenkins Жыл бұрын
Check out the site and merch! 𓅱 oatsjenkins.com/
@2k7x
@2k7x Жыл бұрын
first
@TryxGmd
@TryxGmd Жыл бұрын
Last
@pepetheminecraftsheep7487
@pepetheminecraftsheep7487 Жыл бұрын
When my dad gets his pay my mom said that I might be able to get ur merch can’t wait!!!!!!!
@SUS_SnakeYT
@SUS_SnakeYT Жыл бұрын
@@TryxGmd false… i’m last
@TryxGmd
@TryxGmd Жыл бұрын
@@SUS_SnakeYT stop lying
@GeeGog
@GeeGog Жыл бұрын
I know Oats Jenkins is objectively correct about everything, but imagine this: delete cars. It will definitely reduce traffic and car related accidents. maybe replace them with busses, trams, trains and replace roads with just bike lanes.
@demon-misery7
@demon-misery7 Жыл бұрын
Petition to replace every mode of transportation with trains
@cxjivnlew8010
@cxjivnlew8010 Жыл бұрын
Good idea
@winternet8952
@winternet8952 Жыл бұрын
you are unloyal
@sadface5241
@sadface5241 Жыл бұрын
@Wolfie trains are my fav
@ags4774
@ags4774 Жыл бұрын
no.
@arjunbabu4189
@arjunbabu4189 Жыл бұрын
imagine being a purple driver and when you turn 75 you're just demoted to frowny face
@The-EJ-Factor
@The-EJ-Factor Жыл бұрын
That’s a huge problem. My grandpa is a better driver than most middle aged men.
@brunowhsonant926
@brunowhsonant926 Жыл бұрын
if you get to 75 you take a new test to see your new rank is better/worse
@thelittlemidnight
@thelittlemidnight Жыл бұрын
that would be😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ethanchen1266
@ethanchen1266 Жыл бұрын
Suppose a purple frowny face, to signify they used to be a purple?
@GS-td3yc
@GS-td3yc Жыл бұрын
@@ethanchen1266 good idea
@duskpvpmc
@duskpvpmc Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Purple is already used on American roads! It’s designated for electronic toll collection signs. So with the gold “rank” you could make signs that read: “left on red permitted with gold license” or something along those lines
@the_real_goobert
@the_real_goobert Жыл бұрын
in my place purple is the color of the public transit
@charliekahn4205
@charliekahn4205 Жыл бұрын
Or a gold sign with a left arrow on it would suffice for that
@kimyona9746
@kimyona9746 Жыл бұрын
THIS. I hate it when people turn on red or on crossing when people are still crossing and then realize it and are in the middle of the road waiting to finish their embarrassing turn. -a teenager that used to walk home from school all the time.
@katyayurukova2662
@katyayurukova2662 Жыл бұрын
Wheres pink?
@bakerysbakery
@bakerysbakery Жыл бұрын
who asked
@myneckhurts_tt
@myneckhurts_tt Жыл бұрын
the idea of making a dedicated bike lane along side each freeway is actually kind of a genius idea
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 2 ай бұрын
could even put solar panels above them to store power for some illumination for the paths so people can ride at night. It'd be fun.
@blankpaper1366
@blankpaper1366 Жыл бұрын
I’ve already implemented this system in my day to day life and so far everyone on the road has been honking in joy
@Cyeban
@Cyeban Жыл бұрын
that just shows how great these ideas are
@leftoverhotdogs1911
@leftoverhotdogs1911 Жыл бұрын
How?
@underrated6717
@underrated6717 Жыл бұрын
By going faster in school zones. Though when I do that it feels like there are more speed bumps than usual. And by flashing purple lights into peoples cars so that they know my tier. Most of them are very respectful and drive a different way.
@TaismoFanBoy
@TaismoFanBoy Жыл бұрын
At first I thought "wouldn't purple mean more accidents as people went faster" but then I realized they wouldn't be purple anymore, therefore only people who CAN handle high speeds without accidents would stay purple! It's genius!
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Жыл бұрын
It's like pilot's licenses!
@polygontower
@polygontower Жыл бұрын
@Rika A banana is a pilot
@ProfessionalBugLover
@ProfessionalBugLover Жыл бұрын
@@polygontower 🍌✈️
@polygontower
@polygontower Жыл бұрын
@@ProfessionalBugLover Exactly🐄🐧🐧🍌🏁🏁
@trollsansofficial
@trollsansofficial Жыл бұрын
@@ProfessionalBugLover 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️
@jonahgalesloot4657
@jonahgalesloot4657 Жыл бұрын
Traffic 3: grid system, but north/ south roads are nouns, while east/ west roads are adjectives, so you can communicate location through the intersection “smelly pole”
@unitds27-delta
@unitds27-delta 4 ай бұрын
So Frying Pan would be an intersection, not a road
@memoryfound9208
@memoryfound9208 Жыл бұрын
I wanna see if someone could somehow like, make a country, and make it so it uses this guys rules for everything, and see how long the country stays “stable”
@SantaquinBacon
@SantaquinBacon Жыл бұрын
As a Utahn, I can confirm the grid system still leads to lots of traffic (but at least it’s easy to navigate)
@axolotlmaster9184
@axolotlmaster9184 Жыл бұрын
but he is objectively right about everything
@azischreiber613
@azischreiber613 Жыл бұрын
Brooklyn too
@NearlyNothing
@NearlyNothing Жыл бұрын
@@azischreiber613 I think you replied to the wrong comment
@azischreiber613
@azischreiber613 Жыл бұрын
@@NearlyNothing I replied to the right comment I was saying that Brooklyn also uses the grid system and has traffic
@damamoot2291
@damamoot2291 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I think it's just WAY too many shitty intersections. Traffic would prob flow terribly (I don't actually know about this stuff but shut up). Also, how would traffic lights work? Where would they be? If you had them everywhere traffic would be super slow; if you didn't, it would still probably be super slow.
@Light-du4kc
@Light-du4kc Жыл бұрын
grid systems cause more traffic, but I guess you're objectively right about everything
@JasonMitchellofcompsci
@JasonMitchellofcompsci Жыл бұрын
You can fix them by not having every road built up to the same level. Also, very major roads shouldn't be accessible by all smaller roads. By having easy right hand turn ons and offs you reduce the load on traffic lights. Over passes can be used to make a semi-major road continue without breaking up a very major road. Most non-grid systems have these features. The problem is the two never seem to be combined. The problem is when people do initial layout of grids they don't recognize that you want a distribution of road thicknesses. If you randomize it before the city is built the areas that need more traffic will be built around the more major roads. This is actually preferable to going with what roads are currently major. When you do road layout for a very small town (soon to be bigger) you should not assume that the current main street should remain the permanent main street and largest road. Call that old town main. Build a wider main street that is still business accessible, and then build a few other roads with space planned that they can be big enough to eventually not be business accessible. I just made your grid system actually handle traffic.
@msplats4085
@msplats4085 Жыл бұрын
solution: just make all roads roundabouts.
@compactcow
@compactcow Жыл бұрын
solution: get rid of cars
@blazaram3368
@blazaram3368 Жыл бұрын
@@compactcow Yes this is the true way to solve traffic... Rid cars and make people take the alternatives? how is it that complicated?
@benjaminandresen7530
@benjaminandresen7530 Жыл бұрын
ya
@YouCanNeverEscapeMe
@YouCanNeverEscapeMe Жыл бұрын
Grids create many points where you need traffic lights meaning it will be extremely slow. The toddler monstrosoties are better (they actually have names like the clover interchange) because everyone has a seperate road to go on depending on where they wanna end up. That way people don't crash into eachother and interchanges are actually pretty clever
@w.dgaming2156
@w.dgaming2156 18 күн бұрын
what about the spaghetti junction
@TheRainbowOne2024
@TheRainbowOne2024 8 ай бұрын
3:41 bro went philosophical for a moment
@RinLikesDinosaurs
@RinLikesDinosaurs Жыл бұрын
I made my parents watch this, and in my moms words, “he’s a ding-dong” and in my dads, “you lost me a long whole ago” so overall, SEAL OF APPROVAL GOOD JOB OAT 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@Pato-ey4ez
@Pato-ey4ez 9 ай бұрын
11 months late, but: 1. You *made* them watch this??? 2. Do they seriously lack a sense of humor that badly 💀
@derphunk5338
@derphunk5338 Жыл бұрын
Normally if someone tried to institute a traffic caste system, I would call them crazy. But not you! You're objectively correct all the time!
@Luiixe
@Luiixe Жыл бұрын
Hollow knight pfp
@Remix47822
@Remix47822 Жыл бұрын
dashmaster
@litron.69
@litron.69 Жыл бұрын
I like how some of these could be genuinely useful and then theirs MARIO KART BOOSTER
@aibotazhakupzhanova2576
@aibotazhakupzhanova2576 Жыл бұрын
We have to BOW to this person making our life so much easier I’ve DREAMED about it
@cacovonluca
@cacovonluca Жыл бұрын
Suggestion: You should make an "I made better World Map" with new Continents, Countries and even the Shape of the Map
@leftoverhotdogs1911
@leftoverhotdogs1911 Жыл бұрын
Um... Oats can tamper with time, but not land. You do realize that, right?
@cacovonluca
@cacovonluca Жыл бұрын
@@leftoverhotdogs1911 Uuuhh... No..?
@drkclshr
@drkclshr Жыл бұрын
@@leftoverhotdogs1911 not that we’ve seen
@trollsansofficial
@trollsansofficial Жыл бұрын
@@drkclshr spoilers for America 2
@shanmoon537
@shanmoon537 Жыл бұрын
@@leftoverhotdogs1911 he has unlimited powers
@billiebeliever2710
@billiebeliever2710 Жыл бұрын
You forgot to add that every road work sign should say at the bottom “uh, yeah, I sure hope it does”
@azischreiber613
@azischreiber613 Жыл бұрын
Yesssssss traffic 3 needs this
@TheMushCove
@TheMushCove Жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the video where he describes sidewalks 6:51
@soupsiege2789
@soupsiege2789 Жыл бұрын
I love these vids! Keep up the good work!
@sappizza1894
@sappizza1894 Жыл бұрын
This is great, but I think that public transport should get as much funding as roads, which will mean less people have to drive, and traffic will be even better
@TheJadeFist
@TheJadeFist Жыл бұрын
The problem with public transport is... the public using it that makes it unusable to any one who doesn't want to get harassed or mugged.
@JaguarProJoe
@JaguarProJoe Жыл бұрын
@@TheJadeFist bruh, trying to mug people on public transport is stupid (well tbh I’m not in America so it may be more common there). Legit like so many cameras and people they will definitely get caught. 15 years of public transport and only experienced stupid people, not dangerous
@sappizza1894
@sappizza1894 Жыл бұрын
@@TheJadeFist Where does that even happen? I live in North America, and have never heard of someone being mugged on public transit
@Sarah_Bragg
@Sarah_Bragg Жыл бұрын
@@sappizza1894 I think they’ve been lied to about public transit
@compactcow
@compactcow Жыл бұрын
@@sappizza1894 It happens for sure. Probably most common in new york or chicago. Im from chicago and nobody I know directly has been mugged on the CTA, but i've heard stories indirectly. It also depends what route you take.
@flyingduck91
@flyingduck91 Жыл бұрын
why is everything up until bonus features always actually genuinely good, having north west ect stuff in the road would be extremely useful, honestly
@olivers2158
@olivers2158 Жыл бұрын
yh but what happens when your going the other way down a road
@flyingduck91
@flyingduck91 Жыл бұрын
@@olivers2158 than it will say the opposite direction, the roads in use a 2 lane in this situation right? if there is any further confusion than there could be arrows next to the letters pointing in that direction
@sledgen.
@sledgen. Жыл бұрын
wdym "until" bonus features? they're the best part
@koalabanana1998
@koalabanana1998 Жыл бұрын
as a european i hate the idea of a grid system like that, seems like itd take away the fun of organically exploring your city
@flyingduck91
@flyingduck91 Жыл бұрын
@@sledgen. to watch, yes, they're the most entertaining, but for general actual use, no
@sciencemama6801
@sciencemama6801 Жыл бұрын
Grid system with numbered streets, super easy to navigate- you just described Utah. And it's beautiful. Even before GPS directions, you never had to "give directions" to anyone, the address was all you needed.
@PizzaPowerXYZ
@PizzaPowerXYZ 11 ай бұрын
Hey Mike, where's your address? "Uhh, H 7" You sank my battleship
@NotPythagoreas
@NotPythagoreas Ай бұрын
I loved how you put Mario Kart music (GCN Waluigi Stadium, Wii Maple Treeway, Wii Coconut Mall, GCN Mario Circuit, Wii U star theme, Wii Moonview Highway, GCN DK Mountain, GCN Rainbow Road) in a video on traffic
@2520WasTaken
@2520WasTaken Жыл бұрын
2:59 "And if the building can't fit" Me, an intellectual: *Build it in the lake*
@icedragon_
@icedragon_ Жыл бұрын
I just imagine all the criminals faking gold rank cards so they can speed up away from police
@racoonwhocannotbekilled9999
@racoonwhocannotbekilled9999 Жыл бұрын
Purple tier cards*
@hiplsnols4394
@hiplsnols4394 Жыл бұрын
purple*
@XxMP13000xX
@XxMP13000xX Жыл бұрын
then that means purple rank cards should be hard to fake
@JoziGlitzh
@JoziGlitzh Жыл бұрын
Police should have Police Tier Cards that let them fly at 635 km per hour.
@zaxtonhong3958
@zaxtonhong3958 Жыл бұрын
@@XxMP13000xX How are they gonna check for fakes if you’re faster than them
@sportsshorts7762
@sportsshorts7762 Жыл бұрын
I love this style of video, keep it up man good videos here
@mean4276
@mean4276 3 ай бұрын
I like finding problems with videos: 1. You would need 2 traffic lines to indicate north from south and east from west which is more of a hassle to make and use. 2. Simply the logistics of changing every non grid into a grid, removing buildings as not all buildings will be small or big but in between changing it back to a non-grid or making grids too big 3. The tiers on the numberplate could be forged 4. The bad tier would slow down the regular and faster tiers making them always around slow drivers 5. The conveyers would cause major slippage at the entrance and exit as the car would be pulled apart and compressed 6. Grids would be slow intersection after slow intersection and you could use google maps if you don't know the way Some of the other features didn't seem too bad though
@thepopeofpineapples6275
@thepopeofpineapples6275 Жыл бұрын
You missed the bird license. Bird should be higher than purple, and get a special car that can go faster than anything else, as well as use of purple lanes.
@leftoverhotdogs1911
@leftoverhotdogs1911 Жыл бұрын
Specifically Bird from Egypt?
@AMig-ht8nw
@AMig-ht8nw Жыл бұрын
How about light speed 1.23 billion mph
@nicholasstanton9575
@nicholasstanton9575 8 ай бұрын
Nah
@DanikaThing1
@DanikaThing1 Жыл бұрын
2 things I would suggest, 1. I think the nice horn would be like a: “hey buddy! You are an amazing driver! Here’s a thumbs up!” 2. I think each tiers of drivers should have different lanes
@cameron7374
@cameron7374 Жыл бұрын
What if the higher tiers unlock more horns? Like, someone who's shit at driving has no right to complain, they don't get a horn at all.
@DanikaThing1
@DanikaThing1 Жыл бұрын
@@cameron7374 I love it!!!
@JRWIFAN
@JRWIFAN Жыл бұрын
might i suggest they also add a lane for humans learning to drive? just a thought from someone about to get my learners permit it can kinda be another tier
@JRWIFAN
@JRWIFAN Жыл бұрын
@@cameron7374 yes
@DanikaThing1
@DanikaThing1 Жыл бұрын
@@JRWIFAN Great idea!
@patharris3197
@patharris3197 Жыл бұрын
The simplest solutions are the best! good job.
@ariastarr3977
@ariastarr3977 Жыл бұрын
Maybe happy horn is for when you honk twice to say hi or something so random people walking on the sidewalk don't need to have their ears fall of just cause you want to say hi from your car!
@arksecret
@arksecret Жыл бұрын
I love how he goes from giving actually cool and smart ideas to "happy horn" in 2 seconds
@FlashOfAsh
@FlashOfAsh Жыл бұрын
but happy horn happy tho (:
@AizureF
@AizureF Жыл бұрын
Are you saying that happy horn isnt a cool and smart idea sir?
@fredrikwillumsen
@fredrikwillumsen Жыл бұрын
In my opinion Happy horn was the first great idea in the video Grid system makes a lot of traffic junctions which isn’t ideal for Driving around, and it causes a lot more traffic accidents compared to other systems I know America have used the Grid system a lot and and later gone away from it but that doesn’t change it being everywhere. In Europe the grid system isn’t that wildly spread because buildings was built and then the roads, but in America they built the roads and then the buildings. Personally i think the grid system looks satisfying, but it’s inconvenient for driving because you’ll be stuck in traffic a lot and more accidents honestly the street names isn’t something new. isn’t it already just random stuff? in addition to the normal street names like: 2nd, 1st, main, 3rd, park, 4th etc. The North, South, West, East dividers unfortunately won’t work if you drive on the other side of the road, because it would be upside down. and when driving on the South road you won’t even know if you’re driving south or north the happy horn is a nice addition:) and i have nothing against it the rankings would easily get corrupted and pay to win. And people would ignore the hierarchy especially if they were in the :(-tier
@misshollis7547
@misshollis7547 Жыл бұрын
@@fredrikwillumsenthe other side would say the opposite direction
@Stupedomin
@Stupedomin Жыл бұрын
Oats Jenkins today: "I made BETTER traffic Laws!" Oats Jenkins in a few years: "I made BETTER laws of the universe!"
@ammiumama
@ammiumama Жыл бұрын
A better big bang
@NearlyNothing
@NearlyNothing Жыл бұрын
“I made better space laws!”
@Markomilicic012
@Markomilicic012 Жыл бұрын
"...and look at gravity, lets make it stronger."
@Mothuzad
@Mothuzad Жыл бұрын
Make light speed infinite! I'm tired of not being able to travel to distant star systems without cryosleeping beyond the end of human civilization or traveling so fast I end up in the past.
@CubicDoggo
@CubicDoggo Жыл бұрын
sorry, u misspelt "months"
@bedman3337
@bedman3337 Жыл бұрын
I really would love to live in a world with all your ideas. They seem fun and meritocratic
@stameer
@stameer Жыл бұрын
Totally agree on the driving badges but different badges get different rodes to go on.
@AdrianHereToHelp
@AdrianHereToHelp Жыл бұрын
I love the implication that not only do all roads go either North, South, East, or West, but that these are distinct directions and a road can only ve one All roads are one-way under Traffic 2
@fanofstuff9593
@fanofstuff9593 Жыл бұрын
Well, in regards to all roads in one direction, would that not depend on which side of the road you're on?
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Жыл бұрын
You know, at first I thought why didn't he make an anagram of N and S so it reads differently depending on which direction you read it but one-way roads also work. You could just put a road next to it to travel the other direction.
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Жыл бұрын
@@fanofstuff9593 it wouldn't be a problem for E and W, since if you were traveling those directions you immediately know you're going the wrong way because the letters become ∃ and M instead. But for N and S it's impossible. Maybe we should change the design or put an arrow in-between letters? Something like | N | | ↑ | | N | ?
@fanofstuff9593
@fanofstuff9593 Жыл бұрын
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Yeah, but last time I checked roads have to sides, and (using US laws like the video does) you stick to the right, therefore one side would say N and one side would say S, no?
@devoutmordexfollower5289
@devoutmordexfollower5289 Жыл бұрын
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx or you could just put the letters in the middle of the roads (eg. you have both n and s depending on which way the traffic is goinbg in that lane, instead of replacing the dividing line with the letters
@ssssssssssssssssssssssssssszzz
@ssssssssssssssssssssssssssszzz Жыл бұрын
Even tho u are objectively correct about everything, in this way we solve traffic while cars are still on roads; of we delete them off completley and use public transportation instead there'll be fewer vehicles and less traffic :) 👍
@yes_iz_yezi
@yes_iz_yezi Жыл бұрын
4:27 N-netflix S-social W-work E-elephant
@jarrenshares5775
@jarrenshares5775 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for spending time on these vids
@blueboytube
@blueboytube Жыл бұрын
Grid system? That’s how you jam the roads of an entire city. As soon as the waiting line for a traffic light extends to the intersection behind you’re in for an hour or day long wait
@t0ny716
@t0ny716 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but he’s objectively right about anything so you’re wrong
@Halfcertified
@Halfcertified Жыл бұрын
Yeah but he’s objectivity right about anything so you’re wrong
@vividant
@vividant Жыл бұрын
Yeah but he's objectively right about anything so you're wrong
@Jakzemblox
@Jakzemblox Жыл бұрын
Yeah but he's objectively right about anything so you're wrong
@Halfcertified
@Halfcertified Жыл бұрын
@711 dose stuff boo continue the chain
@Sabagegah
@Sabagegah Жыл бұрын
Part 2: mandatory proximity voice chat in all vehicles.
@fishypugbruh
@fishypugbruh Жыл бұрын
That is just CB radio
@Mysticscubing
@Mysticscubing Жыл бұрын
7:43 bro called a ute a truck
@neminem233
@neminem233 Жыл бұрын
Ok but the road lines is actually GENIUS
@OboSoCool
@OboSoCool Жыл бұрын
Finally less traffic! Oats, your so right about this! Again! And the merch looks objectively AWESOME!
@wet0wl
@wet0wl Жыл бұрын
8:33 I actually lost it here. That was hilarious.
@jeshualopez5889
@jeshualopez5889 11 ай бұрын
Lol
@The-EJ-Factor
@The-EJ-Factor Жыл бұрын
We got in a accident today we were at a red light and the person behind us brakes failed we heard the skid for 5 seconds before crashing. It would be extremely unfair for either of the people to lose their ranks because of the accidents like that. That’s why you should be required to sell a dash cam with the cars you sell but then there’s a problem with checking footage to make sure the person deserves the rank.
@NeumannKlaus
@NeumannKlaus Жыл бұрын
2:04 already a mistake
@thecommenter310
@thecommenter310 Жыл бұрын
At least he knows those laws
@wam-wom4066
@wam-wom4066 Жыл бұрын
whoever disagrees with Sir Jenkins actually agree with him cuz its physically impossible for him to be wrong
@kwaagler9692
@kwaagler9692 Жыл бұрын
So true
@plain-space8880
@plain-space8880 Жыл бұрын
Even he can be wrong
@plain-space8880
@plain-space8880 Жыл бұрын
No one’s perfect
@kwaagler9692
@kwaagler9692 Жыл бұрын
@@plain-space8880 so wrong
@jan_Majeken
@jan_Majeken Жыл бұрын
If they truly disagree, they get frowny face rank
@flare376v
@flare376v Жыл бұрын
This man found a legitimate reason for everyone to use latitude and longitude
@terasestHammasratas
@terasestHammasratas 11 ай бұрын
I like some of the ideas like the lower part of the tier system for licences, making pickup trucks requiere a higher tier licence and the cycle paths near motorways, but everything else seems either unnececary or straight up dangerous
@damsaucy
@damsaucy Жыл бұрын
Unironically, the nearest freeway to my house (56 east/west) has a bike path along it that travels a large chubk of the freeway and has exits at every freeway exit
@gavinthecrafter
@gavinthecrafter Жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, some of these ideas are actually genuinely good and need to be implemented
@AquaMoye
@AquaMoye Жыл бұрын
Such as?
@Ganliard
@Ganliard Жыл бұрын
@@AquaMoye Bicycle ways across the country
@Markomilicic012
@Markomilicic012 Жыл бұрын
@@AquaMoye and.. the S noods to change to cool s
@AquaMoye
@AquaMoye Жыл бұрын
What about intersections? Bikes are harder to stop and start than cars, so bike paths should be built avoiding intersections as much as possible. Since his plan includes roads going as a grid as much as possible, and cycles paths are on pavements, this would involve far, far too many intersections.
@brokkrep
@brokkrep Жыл бұрын
@@AquaMoye Maybe if we replace every intersection with a roundabout. Then another roundabout with priority for bikes.
@plagueisthewise2580
@plagueisthewise2580 Жыл бұрын
"What are you doing tonight" "Imma drive around the block for a few hours, I'm close to ranking up"
@danielleonard284
@danielleonard284 Жыл бұрын
considering that this is objectively correct in everyday, the only issue that I see is what if a purple tier license holder is stuck behind a lower tier at a left turn red light, obviously the purple tier is able to turn left on a red because they're better, but would they have to wait behind someone who is a lower tier and not able to turn on a red light? considering my confusion, this probably proves I won't be a purple tier.
@litsot5999
@litsot5999 Жыл бұрын
I really think we should add a car train lane. A car train lane is a lane where every compatible vehicle can join as a link in the train, and it is pulled by a central engine or something. There are frequent stops where you can just continue to wherever. It would solve traffic because everyone will be driving at the same speed at the same time, and there will be no need for a delay, the first and the last vehicle will move at the same time
@Luiaai
@Luiaai Жыл бұрын
Oats: Every road will have a bike track on the side! Europe: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead you
@gigiparke2195
@gigiparke2195 5 ай бұрын
In Salt Lake City, Utah everything is already very uniform like a grid compared to other major cities. Including the 800 east and 1200 south thing.
@thealewis7076
@thealewis7076 Жыл бұрын
6:43 then how will they turn left?
@princenot
@princenot Жыл бұрын
Right 3 times, simple
@theflyingpotato4298
@theflyingpotato4298 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Oats, for once again showing us that you are objectively right about everything. Idk if anyone suggested it already, but could you fix the periodic table? With your changes, I know it would be way better than it is now.
@guy_with_no_game
@guy_with_no_game Жыл бұрын
Next thing you know, he will make a better earth "Earth 2.0"
@sillydacialogan
@sillydacialogan Жыл бұрын
@WintersHollow DescendentsOfMist Multiverse 2.0
@april8570
@april8570 Жыл бұрын
the regular horn is a live saver. I can't count the number of times random drivers get offended because ppl honk
@robertstacey83
@robertstacey83 2 ай бұрын
Booo!!
@theenglishrussian
@theenglishrussian 7 ай бұрын
OATS JENKINS!!!! 2:33, YOU DREW WHAT LOOKED LIKE A CERTAIN SYMBOL INVOLVING GERMANY.... xD
@jagpreetsingh6711
@jagpreetsingh6711 Жыл бұрын
8:28 William Afton is purple tier!
@jellymunoz8555
@jellymunoz8555 Жыл бұрын
3:07 thats exactly what happens in Talca,Chile
@drane6336
@drane6336 Жыл бұрын
The problem with grids is that it is really easy to get lost in it, like for example Barcelona, a city in Spain, it has that squared streets and many people get lost trying to find a place because every building looks the same (and every street looks the same also)
@user-vv3gg6xm1b
@user-vv3gg6xm1b Жыл бұрын
my favorite part "alright, i fixed traffic for most of it" yeah, the goverment will figure out the rest lmao, u crack me up all the time
@bombirbarchives
@bombirbarchives Жыл бұрын
1:09 This needs to be a meme.
@afollower494
@afollower494 Жыл бұрын
It does
@BOTCEnthusiast
@BOTCEnthusiast 5 ай бұрын
✨WAOOOWW✨
@arturdias8462
@arturdias8462 Жыл бұрын
Traffic cone: Everyone guessed traffic laws, was shapes tier list Sad brick: Everyone guessed shapes, was fixing traffic laws
@Pumpkinbeam
@Pumpkinbeam Жыл бұрын
love the choice of a grid pattern when grids usually cause more accidents rather then less
@shoyo2362
@shoyo2362 Жыл бұрын
In Germany we got many of these „rules“. First of all we got bike lanes everywhere. Then nobody is driving a pickup. And if you need to drive something big around, you rent some. That’s way smarter and cheaper then always driving with your own truck. Then we also got an sticker on cars for Driving beginners, so a system so recognize bad drivers.
@dadude405
@dadude405 Жыл бұрын
7:30 hes describing the Netherlands lol
@Elantien
@Elantien Жыл бұрын
00:30 Vsauce 🤣
@dracowilderness8893
@dracowilderness8893 Жыл бұрын
The fact that there is a way for emergency vehicles to go is hilarious, they get to use the lanes the terrible drivers can’t use
@kjskorner2010
@kjskorner2010 Жыл бұрын
Here's some requirements for the ranks that you made. Frowny - 5 or more accidents, 5 or more police interactions, always goes 20 or 30 Basic - 3 - 4 accidents, 3 - 4 police interactions, follows speed limit most of the time Silver - 1 - 2 accidents, 1 - 2 police interactions, 99% of the time they follow the speed limit and other stuff Purple - 0 accidents or police interactions, gone over the speed limit less than 3 times. Here's some other stuff too. If you have kids, you have to have a sticker on the back of your car that says "I have kids" Purple ranks get stuff like: discounts on gas (50% off) and all shop items (10% off). Aswell as Purple Lanes where the speed limit is 20 mph higher and there's little spots every 1 - 2 miles where you can pull over and use the bathroom, sleep or eat.
@williamliao4829
@williamliao4829 Жыл бұрын
Almost all the points are very good, but personally, I think cop interactions should have a court case arguing over the validity of the fine/penalty before it penalizes you in order to minimize discrepancies due to bad cops in the area or discrimination against people of colour. Unless you plan to fix the legal system/police system?
@rascal6543
@rascal6543 Жыл бұрын
Looks like it's time for oats to make Cops 2
@jansopi6967
@jansopi6967 Жыл бұрын
@@rascal6543 just replace them with amongus conferences where we discuss the fate of the criminal
@agmvero4944
@agmvero4944 Жыл бұрын
@@jansopi6967 yeah, and if they're guilty they can be thrown out of a spaceship! (or a plane with no parachute or into a pit of lava. they're all valid.)
@rascal6543
@rascal6543 Жыл бұрын
@@jansopi6967 Good idea. And then if they aren't guilty, we'll at least be one step closer to finding the real criminal
@Jarack25
@Jarack25 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, Oats already took that into account. If cops are caught lowering the credit scores of DOCs (Drivers of Color) for personal gain, they can be sued for *race* ism.
@alphavasson5387
@alphavasson5387 Жыл бұрын
I'll make sure to follow these rules when I get my license in November. And since I won't even have the chance to be involved in any accidents yet, I'll be able to follow Purple Rank rules! Nice!!!
@jarrenshares5775
@jarrenshares5775 8 ай бұрын
We made traffic laws. 95 years later. We have upgraded them . Genius mr oats.
@Sara-qz6sr
@Sara-qz6sr Жыл бұрын
Sir I love ur ideas it inspired my to give droids from star wars easier names
@certifiedbruhmoment1436
@certifiedbruhmoment1436 Жыл бұрын
I know this dude is “objectively correct about everything” but jokes aside, I actually agree with him on basically everything. this guy should run the world
@SloweDogMusic
@SloweDogMusic Жыл бұрын
You are undoubtedly right in every way imaginable!
@somelonelywierdogamer2870
@somelonelywierdogamer2870 8 ай бұрын
The problem with grid spaces is that every few yards is gonna slow down traffic from someone on the west road trying to go west and someone on the north road trying to go north. That would cause SO much traffic and make driving 80% slower
@WilliamWizer
@WilliamWizer 9 ай бұрын
and this is why I love how barcelona streets are made. while there are a few exceptions (it would be impossible to make a perfect grid) it's a perfect grid with one or two long diagonals. it's far from being perfect but still, it's quite good. some of the improvements are a bit silly but in a good direction. the different licenses (brown, regular, silver gold/purple) should be visible on your car so other cars can know if you are a great driver or a menace that needs to be avoided. goes without saying that using a car that shows a different license should be illegal. showing where is north/south/west/east would be helpful to me. I'm one of those that never knows which direction I'm facing. and I'm all for having bike paths anywhere and everywhere. here we got a severe issue with them. in a lot of places they don't have their own path, can't use sidewalk because they can hurt people, can't use the road because they are too slow and cars could harm them badly. by the way, with a bit of clever street structure, it's almost possible to make a grid where there's no need for all that f*cking red light / green light. here is the thing. every time you reach a cross, you are required to turn. if you are on the left lane, you must turn left. if you are on the right lane, you must turn right. most of the time, this will make your travel longer but, since you won't need to stop at red lights, the time will usually be smaller. the only problem is how pedestrians would cross streets. but that can be solved using bridges or tunnels.
@ZanyPigeon
@ZanyPigeon Жыл бұрын
Where I’m from, streets go north south and avenues go east west. It makes navigation a lot easier. Also the streets and avenues are numbered and never have weird names. It doesn’t fix everything but it definitely helps
@nicholasstanton9575
@nicholasstanton9575 8 ай бұрын
Opposite way
@nicholasstanton9575
@nicholasstanton9575 8 ай бұрын
For nyc
@aesign
@aesign Жыл бұрын
2:35 - So basically, the way the roads are build in Utah and Arizona and that. The LDS had it right.
@MasqueradeGoblin
@MasqueradeGoblin Жыл бұрын
Thanks i'll start using these today
@SplatterShape
@SplatterShape 8 ай бұрын
You are right about everything
@Lillla57
@Lillla57 Жыл бұрын
Gonna keep this in mind for when I start driving. Truly a superior system
@Matching_Socks
@Matching_Socks Жыл бұрын
Oh Oats, thank you so much for this valuable information. I’m sure everyone will begin to follow them, and they will make the world a safer place.
@notchhill1578
@notchhill1578 Жыл бұрын
with the exemption of the obvious jokes (like the booster pads) these are honestly good ideas
@audreyhogancamp1239
@audreyhogancamp1239 Жыл бұрын
This is a huge improvement from the traffic laws we have now... but me personally i think we should ditch cars altogether and get around with government supplied roller coasters.
@johndoyle1588
@johndoyle1588 Жыл бұрын
You should make it so everyone has to agree when construction is happening and where so it’s most convenient for everyone (except frowny face rank) or just get rid of construction entirely to speed up all traffic
@maxmerriam3001
@maxmerriam3001 Жыл бұрын
You should make a video about fixing school systems-- like the basic rules at school. Maybe even change the grade levels?
@hanstheexplorer
@hanstheexplorer Жыл бұрын
Or maybe even grades themselves!
@ltgaming8510
@ltgaming8510 9 ай бұрын
Let's break down each idea: Grid system: Implementing a grid system in urban road layouts can have advantages for traffic management. Grid systems can offer more straightforward navigation and predictable routes, potentially reducing congestion by providing multiple alternate paths to reach destinations. Happy horn: Introducing a friendly horn signal could be an interesting concept, as traditional car horns tend to be associated with frustration and impatience. A polite horn could encourage more considerate communication between drivers, leading to a more positive driving experience. Dotted lines indicating direction: This idea aims to enhance visual cues on the road. While it may help drivers in following lanes more precisely, it would require careful consideration to ensure it doesn't lead to confusion or distraction. Bike lanes on freeways: Incorporating dedicated bike lanes alongside freeways could promote sustainable transportation and reduce the number of cars on the road. However, this proposal would need to consider safety measures for cyclists sharing space with high-speed traffic. Overall, these ideas could be valuable starting points for discussions on improving traffic flow and safety. However, any significant changes to traffic infrastructure should undergo thorough analysis, simulations, and public consultations to assess potential benefits and drawbacks. Implementing such changes on a large scale would require the involvement of transportation experts, urban planners, and consideration of local context and needs.
@QuirkSpecs
@QuirkSpecs Ай бұрын
I might be able to think of just a coupllllle issues with the NESW roads. All of your other new laws are objectively correct
@Waitwha
@Waitwha Жыл бұрын
you could add fences or something to the biking freeways so the bikers don't accidently crash into a car
@azischreiber613
@azischreiber613 Жыл бұрын
He did
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 Жыл бұрын
I’m not sure fencing is the best option What I like is basically the bike lane has a seierate but if pavement on the other side that acts as a barrier Basically you extend the walkway but cut a decent sized part out about a meter off the road for bikes to use
@compactcow
@compactcow Жыл бұрын
@@jmurray1110 in chicago cars just drive on the bike path ☹️ this would 100% happen on freeway bike paths even if they were separated
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 Жыл бұрын
@@compactcow not if the bike lane was too thin you don’t need as much space for bikes as cars since it’s a single person machine Plus to get into the Nike lane you would need to mount the kerb and that’s terrible for cars
@Zordlistair
@Zordlistair Жыл бұрын
If you are driving north, the north signs would work. But what if you're driving back south on the same road?
@misshollis7547
@misshollis7547 Жыл бұрын
It will have South signs on the opposite side. also works for East and west.
@PRGME7
@PRGME7 Жыл бұрын
Basing my next dystopia off this. Thanks for the inspiration!
@deez69nuts
@deez69nuts Жыл бұрын
I know this video is ironic but the 4 driver rankings systems seem like a good idea
@timgorg1919
@timgorg1919 Жыл бұрын
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