I made Desktop Goose. He's a jerk.

I created Desktop Goose, a virtual friend. He's a jerk. This was an utterly absurd project that was created over the past couple of days. Bless my patrons, bless my discord for helping test.
Download it here! samperson.itch.io/desktop-goose
Support my work:
/ samnchiet
/ sammakesvr
Join the discord:
discord.gg/xZFRmPT

[@SampersonMakes]

I MADE HIM INTO A REAL PLUSHIE. THIS IS NOT A BIT. BUY NOW, LIMITED AVAILABILITY shop.makeship.com/3qdcRBE

[@striker7370]

Hey the stupid plushie isn't getting sold fast enough, please extend it.

[@EE-rh5dh]

the website wont load

[@EE-rh5dh]

nvm

[@VskutkuTrigen]

Crazy to find this by accident when looking for doom in notepad... now thinking about getting plushy goose with cursor :D

[@striker7370]

@@VskutkuTrigen please do.

[@grimreefer9324]

Trojan Horse virus: who are you? Desktop Goose: I’m you but better

[@thatrepublicboi7948]

Not a virus it says it's a virus because the goose can control your mouse

[@memedude8303]

trojan duck

[@krilIetv]

Nicolasgonzo87 _ LOOOOL but seriously IS it a virus?

[@Plututo]

KrilleTV no

[@thatrepublicboi7948]

@@krilIetv it's not it says it is because it can control you're mouse and walks like a trojen but no you're fine

[@notyourdad221]

Teacher: why aren’t you doing any work? Me: the goose has my cursor.

[@Niels901]

Teacher: Press esc are you new to this software or something?

[@deniselisboa1]

@@Niels901 woosh

[@verticalflyingb737]

@Denise Lisboa that's not a woooosh

[@deniselisboa1]

@@verticalflyingb737 my mistake just realized that was the teacher's response. I wooshed myself damn 😂

[@marcelkowol5992]

Bruh I'm downloading the goose on my laptop xd

[@edifyguy]

I just added it to my wife's laptop. Hint: SCHEDULED TASKS. :) I set it to run any time the computer is idle, but of course, not close when the computer is no longer idle, so you walk away for 5 minutes, boom, goose. :) She's the prank queen and it's been a long time since she got pranked. It's time. >:)

[@SampersonMakes]

This is absolutely the greatest thing I've read all day. Let us know how it goes!!

[@edifyguy]

@@SampersonMakes Thank you for the compliment, and I definitely will. :) You did all the hard work on this, and it's really awesome. I actually have it running on my computer right now because it's a funny little buddy.

[@edifyguy]

@@SampersonMakes Well, she was in a bad mood and didn't find it particularly funny. Her settings didn't help with that though; I didn't realize that she has it set to only turn off the screen, not sleep when the lid is closed, and she didn't get back to it for much longer than I expected, so by the time she got back to it she had "100000 tabs open" thanks to goose. I found it hilarious though.

[@Proutbedaine]

@@edifyguy That is extremely funny omfg. Man I'm sad this hasn't got an update since I checked last year. Still on 0.3. But then again it's already pretty awesome.

[@elias-vh9ky]

@@SampersonMakes Hi

[@DJl3iohazord]

Whenever a job lays me off, this will be my departing gift.

[@noellebelle24]

YES hahaha

[@Jakes_psyche]

INSTALL ON ALL COMPANY COMPUTERS 😂

[@alexanderaone]

I downloaded it on my dad's pc to surprise him and he was so happy. He liked it so much that he just sat there for an hour adjusting all settings and adding family pics for the goose to drag. He thinks it's really adorable amd he really loves it! Thank you for making my dad happy! 💗

[@riaasky]

Alexander Aone aWWW

[@BryanMinami]

Awwww...that was cute

[@TheRedPandaCat]

That's so wholesome and adorable 💕

[@Actualshard]

Very big wholesomeness

[@cakebear9534]

Nice

[@cking4869]

Why would I want this? Wait sorry, why would I not want this?

[@anonimkrayler6129]

Ayy

[@able814]

ok

[@stickproductions810]

Good job- random goose

[@desktopgoose3187]

who wouldn’t want the living embodiment of pure chaos living in their pc or mac

[@vivienszmolnik5576]

​@@desktopgoose3187 WAIT HOW ARE YOU-

[@woomychu]

I have named my goose "Hotwings" and quickly learned the power of Goose I m being held hostage by Hotwings and he plans to dominate the world and end oppression of all Geese.

[@theaveragecomment1014]

I love it.

[@The_Goose2]

Im already hialing our new overlords

[@KamiLeonOfFishAll]

hmmmm.ok.we will let u free.but join our goose clan

[@The_Goose2]

@@KamiLeonOfFishAll HAIL OUR LORD!

[@NinjaChrist1]

why are people like this XD

[@Ren.d3r]

i was feeling really shitty about my work so i downloaded this for fun and the first thing the goose pulled up was a note that says "good work" and it made me cry, thank you for making this

[@LumiRev]

I am going to install this on all of the school computers thanks for this chief

[@nuttaphumkimfa4240]

LumiR Lol

[@OnlineFox]

*TOTAL ANARCHY*

[@DustyDread]

I did it as well on mine

[@8749236]

You just reminded me of the feat of playing troll song on all computers in my high school.

[@ScorchtheHawk]

Doesn’t count if it’s not on a teacher’s computer when they’re using it on a projector

[@SnailDOS]

Tbh He's not a virus.... But This made me laugh "He's an asshole. " lmao.

[@Kirby_2048]

*He's an asshole

[@aketsuuu]

@@Kirby_2048 Funny grammar nazi joke. Haha. Comedy.

[@potatolordhasjoinnedthegam6859]

@I Love You But this is yes

[@JordanII.]

@@aketsuuu if people don't get corrected on their spelling mistakes they'll never learn the correct way to spell something

[@JordanII.]

@@Maryo_ups1 now you're just an ass, who tf uses full stops online?

[@ayonixanimations]

"He's an asshole" I'm crying lmfao that's amazing

[@BFG10K-From-Doom-Eternal]

The most harmless "malware" The goose is so cute

[@gengarguy8801]

Downloaded this, my goose was surprisingly tame. I gave him access to my entire cursed images folder, of course, but all he did was track mud and pull up the occasional goose meme/cursed image. He only ever went to steal my cursor when I closed his shit. Probably the kindest goose this application has ever generated, was really fun playing Minecraft with him.

[@Heinz_Egbert]

Bork(cute)

[@MeowingInsanely]

It doesn't steal your cursor on minecraft though?

[@catwithshades7577]

You just copy pasted the comment above you. Word for word. Gross.

[@gengarguy8801]

@@catwithshades7577 Except only the pinned comment is above me.

[@nitkat7823]

That is the best

[@m00gleboi]

If this was malware I can imagine the giggles in court as evidence is read.

[@moved8575]

lol

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

"Imag Oose, you are being sued for $2,000 due to a computer virus which a virtual goose roams around the screen and wrecks the computer's functionality."

[@andrewnguyen1117]

SymbiontUV Plays “Hey, at least the computer still works”

[@SilliestURL]

U mean honks

[@elbinopaper4629]

“The so called “Virus” has only been stealing the mouse, not personal data, but just the mouse”

[@bbaovanc]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fancy edits (like when it shows the cursor being grabbed, and when it goes into premiere).

[@ethantubeb2215]

BBaoVanC that’s actually how it works, maybe not premier but it can grab your cursor, also rip hypxiel guild

[@bbaovanc]

Ethan TubeB no I was meaning like how the camera comes out of the screen fluidly to show the cursor being controlled.

[@appledevkid7507]

BBaoVanC I have desktop goose

[@appledevkid7507]

BBaoVanC he actualy makes your screen go crazy when he grabs your mouse in a game

[@bbaovanc]

Taco_Playz I know

[@MrGDCuberandomness]

My design class teacher had this running during class, respect+

[@SampersonMakes]

No kidding? That's amazing!

[@MrGDCuberandomness]

@@SampersonMakes Yeah it is!

[@SampersonMakes]

​@@MrGDCuberandomness ​ Sounds like you have a pretty awesome teacher! It's been really fun seeing this crop up in different schools, I've been talking with a few people. (Totally random sidenote, but if it's relevant and y'all would ever want me to talk to your class, let me know! I don't know if 'interaction design' counts as design, but that's kind of the classification these projects fall into. On the chance it works out, I can send over the email address that I've been using for schools.) In any case, you can tell your teacher I said I think they're great and I hope the goose hassled them just the right amount. This made my day better, thanks!

[@vivienszmolnik5576]

​@@SampersonMakes i have a question. Is this safe to download?

[@letxen3587]

Me: *Downloads Desktop Goose* Goose: So you have chosen death

[@martonlipovszky6617]

U mean Peace was never an option

[@seantaggart7382]

@@martonlipovszky6617 You mean non-assholery was never a option?

[@quesadeeowl7845]

**goose steals mouse** “Ah yes another fine addition to my collection!”

[@c3por2d29]

XD

[@quesadeeowl7845]

@@c3por2d29 Ecks Dee

[@LordSkeletor1544]

Cultured

[@quesadeeowl7845]

@@LordSkeletor1544 E G G

[@c3por2d29]

@@LordSkeletor1544 civilized

[@Ernad1]

you should team up w/ alan becker and make a stick figure version so we can all live the fantasy animated by alan

[@Yeetmaster982]

Y E S

[@purexgamer6406]

that is the best idea i have ever heard

[@geoffabbythomas7293]

Y. E S!!!!

[@NguyenMinh792]

I’ve commented that too!

[@Nickasmf]

Y E A

[@weeaboobaby]

Does everyone remember when Shimejis were all the rage amongst the internet? Sam just made something EVEN BETTER.

[@hughjanus3186]

This is great. As I'm typing this, he's watching me. He's just gone off to drag something. Edit: He gave me an image of a goose king. He's a good boi.

[@lordmanjason2831]

Good for you, He stole my cursor while I was reading and typing on this comment.

[@tomnook6945]

Good for you, I am the goose

[@thewolfman5362]

*Says one reply. Has two replies. KZbin's drunk again.

[@gtforever7474]

@@thewolfman5362 actually your eyes are just drunk.

[@flatmoth]

That sounds wholesome, I want to download it now but we all know I'm not going to get a nice goose-

[@galephantom7902]

The Goose has evolved, from just a humble honking village goose to a world wide honking terror.

[@TacticalSandals]

Geese have always been a terror. Like 30 years ago I had one chase me around a damn pond at a park. Pain in the ass animal.

[@ZNR2912]

Comments 261 and you got like 261 likes. Everyone likes your comments

[@King-pv8fk]

I install this on people's computers when they don't lock their screen and walk off.

[@FaeronWasHere]

Goose: Honking Evolved

[@MEOW-zp5nm]

@@King-pv8fk Mastermind

[@another-niko-pfp-holder]

time to speedrun undertale like this

[@TimaNOOM]

i like desktop goose, he always says good work and brings gifts that inspire me when im playing- and he just brought mud everywhere... its ok it goes away after a few seconds

[@Marian-bq3ln]

Day 1: The dang devil has been wrecking havoc all day. Not cool. Day 5: I have decided to name him Gerald. Gerald is cool sometimes. Day 20: I now have 10 Geralds protecting my desktop at all times. Day 50: My desktop is now nothing but Geralds. I've never felt better

[@yesno-cs8yw]

Day 100: A chicken tried to infiltrate my desktop and was instantly shredded by the mass of Geralds

[@yuyas.4823]

Day 609: The Gerald army has taken over the screen and the cursor is not responding. The computer is very effective at warming the room

[@theneverwhere6076]

*Geralt From Rivia entered chat*

[@pantherinae_art]

Toss a coin to your goose...

[@mareoww]

Day 2000: I can't hear anything but the honking. I can't sleep.

[@BlindingLight]

This looks terrible and beyond useless yet I want it right now

[@qwhale]

Goose if offended that you called him useless. Expect a few belongings of yours missing within the next few days. The goose does not tolerate this sort of behaviour.

[@deluxesofa]

shut the fuck up its not terrible you are terrible

[@nestoracabal5051]

That's what she said 😎👌

[@OnlineFox]

*goose will remember that*

[@catpoke9557]

This has got to be the cutest virus I have ever seen

[@dunes1]

i instantly installed this after seeing this video, but while trying to close out of the app to use the autumn mod i accidentally spawned like eighty other geese and fried my computer.

[@Szpieg2000]

Viruses : im gonna ruin this mans whole carrer Goose virus: im gonna honk the memes on him

[@verticalflyingb737]

Its not a virus you son of a siamese salamander

[@Mike-Michalson]

@@verticalflyingb737 um... joke much?

[@anaveragedude8848]

@@verticalflyingb737 r/wooosh

[@LocalHolehead]

@@verticalflyingb737 Are you just gonna be posting this in everyone's replies now?

[@verticalflyingb737]

@@anaveragedude8848 He radiates 0 sarcasm with the term "virus". If it was sarcastic, then it should be typed in a way people will see it as being sarcastic. So people can't play it off with saying "it's just a joke r/woooosh" Also spell r/woooosh correctly please

[@rient02]

for those who don't know, hold escape to get rid of goose, but remember to pin the goose desktop app to taskbar so you can activate goose anytime :D

[@KirbyLinkACW]

You just saved a lot of people.

[@elementalaxe8308]

The hero...

[@adamfra64]

don't mind me, just using my windows search icon.

[@Doexys]

thank uuu!

[@nokialol_]

Don't pin it to the taskbar, set it so it runs on startup

[@desaug]

i was watching this while having all my goose children on screen (6 and counting) and i couldnt tell which things were done by who (your goose or my geese) this is so chaotic i love it

[@deadramaster]

I love this so much. Would be great to see some form of "always on top" mode so it runs over all games. Thank you for the app!

[@godaininja]

I'm not even joking when I say my teacher downloaded this willingly and opens it during our lessons.

[@Heinz_Egbert]

Bork Bork Bork(thats what i call a good teacher)

[@joshuan.]

You should film your classes

[@xatoor]

Sure

[@SampersonMakes]

Oh my god. That's amazing. That's for real?

[@godaininja]

@@SampersonMakes genuinely! We were going through the mark scheme for our mock exam and it was just running around the screen :P

[@iceypino1086]

I bet he doesn’t even pay his taxes

[@seantaggart7382]

He's yoshi in disguise

[@Gzxlim.]

Like Yoshi

[@NH1507]

The goose stole them

[@seantaggart7382]

@@Gzxlim. 👍

[@PixieStyxies]

Your profile pic fits well somehow

[@redpug5042]

it is so distracting, but so cute if you disable attacks

[@theredlumas2]

we need a friendly version of desktop goose. it chills in it’s own window, and just walks around.

[@Monixgfx]

Hey do you wan't a computer Virus? everybody: no But when i tell you the Virus is a goose? everybody: *you son of a bi*ch im in*

[@verticalflyingb737]

Its not a virus you son of a siamese salamander

[@xpl0d3dYT]

Let me explain why not "wan't", but "want". Because 'n't' is showing a negative form of a verb like "don't","won't" coming from the non-prescurtated words "do not" and "will not". I hope you understand that I tried to explain to you why you should never use 'wan't' and the fact that i am not trying to be mean.

[@hexagonist23]

It is not a virus because it doesn't spread to other computers.

[@xpl0d3dYT]

@@hexagonist23 b r u h

[@bleh1569]

If it's your choice to download it, _is it really a virus?_ I know you're joking btw 👌

[@kippirup]

Instead of saying "i downloaded the app", can we say "i adopted the goose"? If yes, i adopted the goose. He's like a child to me. He makes me happy. Edit : Holy Joestar, this is the biggest amount of likes i ever got Edit 2: HOLY HECC THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES- Edit 3: no stop with the likes please Edit 4: nO STOP

[@maowtm]

He was like a father to me. I loved him like my son.

[@kippirup]

Listen here you-

[@Pluto-ek3mh]

• Tнеа • Is it dangerous or is it just a fun thing to download?

[@kippirup]

@@Pluto-ek3mh its not dangerous at all, but many people say it is one. Just like I said, I have one. Its fine downloading it.

[@Lucy-mg7cs]

• Tнеа • I always see you everywhere.....

[@ThatKidFireCat]

I watched this with the goose and it stole my cursor and brought me a little gift :)

[@dereonedwards1608]

Downloading it right now. Absolute legend.

[@thinking_logically]

A few months later Updated antivirus: Trojan.Qwack

[@TheNochtgamer]

The most comment in this video, gg

[@freshbowloflightningbolts]

Me: Ok that was fun time to shut this silly little program down... Goose: Imma *"Steal The Mouse"*

[@creepstr4678]

Hold down the esc key

[@mrmaniac3]

@@creepstr4678 is that the safety button?

[@nightrain3218]

*i'm aboutta ruin the 169*

[@thedevster3574]

You: Ok then I’ll use escape then Goose: *breaks esc key*

[@mrmaniac3]

@Samuel Skala Goose: *HjoNk comes from the kitchen*

[@kayleetaylor4280]

Thanks i downloaded on the laptop and its very cute and i started adding more random goose jokes to make it funnier

[@josephkay7392]

People at my school now have infinite goose USB sticks that automatically download them straight to your computer its hilarious it crashes in seconds 😂

[@kylereichenbach4475]

I can just imagine this Goose messing with Alan Beckers' desktop and causing all sorts of havoc with the stick figures... Man that would make for a fun video edit: good god this comment blew up

[@nyx.8254]

Y E S

[@Dendoi_]

Dang I've been watching Alan before he even blew up when he started making those animations I haven't watched him in around 2 years I noticed he's been uploading a lot more now so thanks for reminding me I'm gonna go check him out again

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

Animator vs. Goose would be fricking amazing and i need it now

[@squooshy2999]

linking him this vid with the idea now

[@GlareanLiebertine]

Animator vs. Animation vs. Goose

[@OnlineFox]

If someone out there makes a new computer virus, let it be a goose that attacks your computer like this one B/c people would get it just to get the goose

[@BaerStein1]

Damn, someone had the same idea. :D

[@8749236]

I did heard an ancient virus that behaved like that, if your mouse cursor got caught your disk files will get deleted.

[@ultimatecow.]

''hell yes it? i seem to have a goose on my pc, it keeps stealing my mouse''

[@DanReeder1337]

will typing "cookie" satiate the goose for a while?

[@OnlineFox]

Nothing can appease the goose, it wants all to suffer its wrath

[@user-ms2ct4fd1m]

i love him like my own thank you for this amazing gift

[@InstantVeemo]

Little did we know what chaos the goose would do... *honk*

[@microview2000]

i need to see any speedrun gameplay with this goose. it will be hilarious

[@kingbahamos7522]

OMG, 100% speedrun Untitled goose game with gooseware install.

[@drakath5727]

Oh no goosesception, inb4 desktop goose leads playable goose to chase the kid.

[@japhex1]

I'll do it

[@dazza2350]

good work

[@keiracopeland4721]

@@japhex1 We stand behind you soldier!

[@bosssssss]

Someone had this in my class. They got their computer taken away

[@yoraccattack]

I'm going to do it next bet

[@amecolours3814]

That was probably worth it though

[@omni-man8647]

You gave me a great idea

[@amethyst4578]

when people say this is a malware: *well yes, but actually no*

[@skwal5464]

Wym?

[@mcov6841]

I would enjoy this chaos for my Chromebook

[@halothelord5984]

I’d love to see a phone version where my goose boi just kinda wanders around

[@drnarwhal2888]

Same

[@drnarwhal2888]

Randomly clicks on things and runs my life while I sleep.

[@Gakvu]

but if you hold your finger on your phone he will grab it and you will be teleported into the phone

[@probablynotviolet]

He starts rickrolling you at 100 volume while you’re sleeping He then goes on the google, searches up por- you understand, right

[@jamiecasimir5040]

there's actually a thing liek that called shimeji but it won't interact with the things in your phone though

[@dumbfridge7576]

for ultimate confusion: play untitled goose game with desktop goose installed. have fun

[@gasphendraws1342]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iH-2aX2Hrcl9nc0

[@dumbfridge7576]

GasphenDraws *n i c e*

[@Mcdonalds-Cheeseburger]

What If i do that But with 3 Desktop gooses

[@syathup]

this really helped with my anxiety, especially with the pandemic, where everything has to be done online. i can't express how thankful i am.

[@aperson47494]

I had it opened while I was watching this he pulled out a note saying he was a agent of chaos.

[@Azure2706]

Play Untitled Goose Game while running this desktop goose

[@drnarwhal2888]

If only

[@jimjamthecrabman9035]

Dr Narwhal it is soon coming to steam for computers

[@sebasthenotable2177]

Yes

[@sebasthenotable2177]

Ima meybe uploud vid tryibg to beat The game

[@VioletScarelli]

gooseception

[@finchwave]

I got it a few days ago and that was fun playin around. ALSO DO NOT REJECT HIS GIFTS HE BITE

[@asterisk5054]

OH MY GOD IS THIS THE COMEBACK OF SHIMEJIS!?!?!?!?!?! I used to download a whole bunch of them as a kid and haven't seen anyone talk about anything like this in years! I know I probably just haven't checked the right places but it's great to see one again ♡

[@Bailey_Dreamfoot]

i installed. its hilarious, its awesome that you can add your own text and images too

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

As an artist, I can see myself screaming at my computer whenever the goose takes the mouse, making me mess up.

[@rabbwit3744]

when u get the perfect line and the goose takes control-

[@amelonnamedkate1400]

Okay same

[@Nugcon]

Let it take control of the mouse and see what kind of art it creates

[@Estellars]

@@Nugcon the goose is the artist now...

[@sam-js1uh]

@@Nugcon you son of a bitch, you are a genious

[@thrilleddragon4674]

Oh, now I know why there is a goose on one of my school's computer

[@bellerogue4320]

Kuroo?

[@ewersamity]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dcook435]

well i salute to whoever downloaded it on there also i bet you always pick that computer because its more fun than homework

[@blobefishe]

I tried to download it but the school blocked it

[@TheLegend-xt4cw]

Please how we get rid of it

[@felsihia-3936]

Four years late... But i Immideately downloaded it as soon I saw it! Its awesome! :>

[@Greenify_]

what a legend for making this hell

[@bristlefight07]

"he tracks mud everywhere" Honestly, i thought he was pooping. Edit: now i know goose crap is green, thanks Cyanide studios and Boffa D. Nuts (sorry if i spelled it wrong)

[@mladen7641]

Same thing

[@pigeonfucker1]

Ye

[@alangolab6657]

lol

[@_ArmIa]

Goose poop isn’t brown. Please do not ask me why I am so certain of this

[@bristlefight07]

@@_ArmIa wait wha

[@hollowheartzero3422]

Me: *sneaks into an enemy base* Goose: I'm about to end this mans whole career

[@gamepoie123channel3]

I can call is goose super asshole

[@GozoGamer2]

Stop

[@GozoGamer2]

Not funny

[@verticalflyingb737]

^^^ this dude is a boomer

[@seantaggart7382]

@@verticalflyingb737 yeah

[@user-rl3zh5bf3k]

Thanks to you i installed this on my freinds pc!

[@jackatk]

I was just thinking about this earlier, and here it is in my recommended lol

[@justvic8511]

It’s all fun and games till you use the ESC key to evict the. Goose

[@justvic8511]

can you make a tutorial on how to make one in episodes or parts? C:

[@mfrommi6593]

Everybody gangsta till the esc gets used

[@Budder1252]

It’s all fun and games till you banish the Goose from your computer to the shadow realm

[@SampersonMakes]

Holy CRAP. One million downloads. Now available on mac. samperson.itch.io/desktop-goose

[@darltrash]

What about linux? :(

[@CamTheMan1132]

MAKE A CHROMEBOOK OR ACER VERSION

[@nonameworm69]

Can you turn it off?

[@japhex1]

@@nonameworm69 hold esc

[@KoruGo]

1. Acer isn't an OS 2. Shut up kids

[@sannyassi73]

I'm putting this on my grandmother's laptop, then just wait for it. This is awesome! It's just like a real goose! he needs to crap everywhere though, not just track mud!

[@kaibi_gan]

getting this on my reccomended after 4 years

[@ContasYT]

me: spawns 10 of them computer: ight imma head out (100% cpu usage)

[@andriscunculis2055]

You mean 100% CPU goosage

[@GDFiddleFun]

@@andriscunculis2055 omg I was literally about to type the exact same thing

[@LuisSierra42]

@@andriscunculis2055 You have just won 2020

[@BrianHopson]

I saw usage well spent

[@DukeDiminish]

Contas how to spawn them

[@Neo420]

I'm loving it. I installed it on my kids computer and set it to load with windows. LMFAO I can't even express the frustration and confusion my kids are going through!

[@JoshJWC2007]

How do you actually get it working?

[@Neo420]

@@JoshJWC2007 just download the zip. Drag the folder to wherever you want on the computer. Run the exe. I then went and set the game to run at startup.

[@JoshJWC2007]

@@Neo420 thanks do you know how to use your own images instead

[@Neo420]

@@JoshJWC2007 no sorry. I never dived into the files. I was just wanting to troll my kids. But I'm sure there is a way to change the files and text. It doesn't appear to be a complex program.

[@gracelynnspalton5612]

Nehemiah what u do is take the pictures and put them inside the folder so the goose brings them onscreen

[@beybrain7896]

WAIT YOU MADE THIS!? I LOVE THIS EXTENSION!

[@LoganStudiosART]

Ok, this is cool and all. But I wanna see Victim/The chosen one from Animation VS animator

[@someinternetguy3947]

Fun goose facts: He is 100 meters away and advancing rapidly Run

[@jackbeavis]

Omg XD

[@amberkemeys2721]

No. No run. Stay and embrace goose.

[@JoseJoestrella]

Im in a car moving at 50 km per hour, i Think the goose Can't catch me

[@averyconfusedavali5540]

Jose Daniel unless he goes 096 on you, then you’re fucked

[@amberkemeys2721]

@@averyconfusedavali5540 * starts changing * scp scp scp

[@x5toxicdragon662]

When you’re trying to unstall him *he takes your cursor*

[@OofioIG]

Can see that

[@rag.luv.minion3361]

kyan. why what does it do

[@rag.luv.minion3361]

kyan. ...?

[@bear.gaming]

Goose:YOU SHALL NOT UNSTALL ME

[@santiago2435]

Then takes all your info and your address and then makes it public

[@pomeloutchiquito3162]

I love your work, you have also put a tutorial in the project that I loved, thank you for your work, I give you 5 stars, I am Spanish, but I have used the translator, greetings from Spain, imagine until here it has arrived, I hope you improve it and earn a lot of money: )

[@LloydXPillowmint]

Desk top goose is one of the top 10 STRONGEST AND WORST viruses in the world, but it’s friendly- and cute. You just can’t get rid of it, placing it in the hall of the strongest and best viruses.

[@Clazzette]

*When the goose got Freeman spinning faster than the Anti-Mass Spectrometer.*

[@gabrielravier8114]

Oh my god only now do i understand why he started randomly spinning...

[@nemanjabulic3667]

Plot Twist: This program was malware in the 90's and he caused Resonance Cascade, later this developer resurrected this but without malware Is it just me or this does not make any sense?

[@stoppienick8887]

Lol nice one

[@lexizallen6290]

You should make an option (probably off by default) that makes the goose sometimes peck at where he's standing, counting as a mouse click right in front of him. You don't even need to bother adding extra code to check if he would close one of the windows he drug in, because it would just be funnier if he closed one of his windows and then got mad at the *user* and tried to steal the mouse.

[@yoraccattack]

*drug* instead of dragged I love it

[@franchufranchu119]

Maybe close the user's windows

[@Kya10]

Holy shit that's downright evil.. I WANT IT

[@junyoungbaby5264]

I downloaded it and I can't wait to have it walk all over my novel draft.

[@JAndre-gb3dm]

I thank you for giving us this adorable curse

[@frozenwaterbottles1021]

I can imagine the goose muting you on discord chats whenever you're trying to say something.

[@user-wn6ro7jr8f]

well that dosnt exist

[@leothehuman_9476]

I installed it on every school computer EVERYONE LIKED THAT

[@duhishipthemtoo1585]

ty for making ppl smile =)

[@esotericpince]

my teacher has had desktop goose for 2 years now. he disrupts our lessons. i love him. i love you

[@StarrDust12]

Virus-Programmers: *hide the effects of the virus, make it seem innocent* **some people fall for it, but most are informed** This guy: *Makes a virus, tells everyone it's effects and that it is essentially a virus* **ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS**

[@salimbenchekroun6037]

STONKS

[@l5098]

Its not a virus though

[@StarrDust12]

@@l5098 i said essentially

[@StarrDust12]

@gordon christina did you even read my previous reply?

[@user-wn6ro7jr8f]

i used it on my windows it dosnt effect my computer

[@autizmas]

Me: plays counter strike with this Gaben: VACation

[@cozzalozza9089]

Yeah in valve games cheaters love spinning and well, I think people who download this is gonna get kicked 90% of the time (Edit: So I am kinda dumb. I play TF2 and in that game there are some people who would spin while looking up spamming "gEt LmAoBoX!" And I assumed it was in all valve games. Sorry lol.)

[@bluewuppo]

Fezziwig Fatass no dipshit. It’s only a cheater when they start tapping you in the noggin with consistent accuracy

[@stonedsavage7814]

@@cozzalozza9089 it doesn't make you spin though it just stops you from being able to aim in CS:GO check out call me kevins video he played competative with it and his teammates were very confused.

[@SpectreNight]

@@stonedsavage7814 I saw "Call Me Kevin" and that's all I needed to see to upvote you.

[@cozzalozza9089]

@@bluewuppo I edited my comment. I thought or was all valve games...

[@C3S6]

I can't believe this came out two years ago. I installed it a long time ago. Might install it again for nostalgia...

[@kosuken]

i still have it on

[@C3S6]

@@kosuken now it’s 3 yrs old. desktop goose reminds me of early 2020….

[@pearl_supporter]

this is the best thing i have ever seen, I NEED IT

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

can't wait for someone to speedrun dark souls or some shit with this enabled now.

[@Solid_Mae]

i literally thought this xD

[@jeepercreepers9]

Goose%

[@elbinopaper4629]

Vinny

[@PlebNC]

GDQ be speedrunning when the goose drags an ad for Doctors Without Borders onto the screen. If you donate above the average, your donation message/image is added to the pool of images goose drags in.

[@Liuhuayue]

Sounds like a speedfail.

[@Jonskipvp]

when the goose steals your mouse in a first person game that has the mouse locked in the center wait , thats illegal

[@TheNetherHunterYT]

i had this loaded while watching and thought he had two at once

[@nothingbutpain863]

My classmate downloaded Mouse Goose in teacher desk's computer. He winded up being given a major demerit point and one teacher was brooding if a police call was necessary.

[@softsylvie5770]

Sam: *makes this* Me: _aight imma yoink ur entire stock_

[@k-rom8694]

You can't just combine memes like that

[@yoitsspirit]

Imagine Poofesure using this. He would be throwing his entire computer.

[@Pipzip.]

Spirit of Omega YES

[@dd-nz8ry]

E L I S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@WinterTury]

now I'd like to see that

[@kamm6001]

toad mouse wireless with motion tracking inside when

[@user-wn6ro7jr8f]

you can shut it down with task manager

[@void5343]

okay i will download this