I downloaded a virus, but it was a goose.

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

“Duck Duck go away” Duck: fine *closes recording software* Me: yeah, you walked into that one

[@overlexpe3704]

Acknowledge how you said 'duck'

[@bacon7898]

Quonk

[@admiralgremlin6767]

You made a fucking mistake calling goose on the loose a fucking duck he will bonk you now

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

Admiral Gremlin ah shit. Well, before I die let me just say. *D U C K*

[@jacobhu4431]

Goose.

[@TweetTweet17]

The sequel we couldn’t prepare for Untitled Geese Game

[@hobo_joe7480]

Titled duck movie anytime soon?

[@nightshift8438]

HOLY FUCK

[@ovenram]

untitled geese GAMES

[@kdsm6424]

give it a year or 2 and it'll happen

[@takemehome5749]

Untitled _HONK_ Game

[@vsptylore3639]

Advertisement: Hey this is a straight up virus that just makes everything worse, like full transparency, he's just here to annoy you Literally everybody: Amazing, this is going onto my computer immediately

[@costeele8879]

Is it a harmless virus though. Cos like. I'd still download.

[@painedfetus8210]

ikr!

[@Blue-ov6qs]

Im pretty sure all it does is put the goose on your computer, its a virus because it gains access to fuck with most thing on your computer but nothing that should be to damaging

[@DakarTwelve]

@@costeele8879 it absolutely is. I have it, and it's even got a 'disable' function just by holding esc. Perfectly safe!

[@costeele8879]

@@DakarTwelve Thanks :)

[@tireddblobbb__]

“Are we sure that’s a goose? That just looks like angles now.” -Slimecicle 2020

[@wesleymays1931]

"A familiar face, with a new *spin* !"

[@dawn1730]

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE IT WAS HIM

[@amazinggamechannel4496]

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@goost7y]

I WILL COME BACK

[@Blutteufel]

"He opened Bing." "EWW!" This is the correct response.

[@fayeriedust530]

Duck Duck Go-away had me wheezing

[@thatonerandomtable4340]

@@fayeriedust530 Especially when he closed the recording software. I was dead.

[@azap1378]

Lol i was shunned from society for using bing

[@kade_viralbrush]

@@azap1378 as it should be

[@FireWyvern870]

@@azap1378 deserved

[@peachypurrfect2955]

Grace : hit him with the shovel, kill him! Charlie : I-I don't know if I have the force- Grace : *kill him.*

[@tannerturnipseed1497]

Dèw įt

[@yournamehere496]

Dew It, Anakin

[@Nouno470]

13:13 *"Let's cUT hEr aNkLes OfF"*

[@danishamirul1543]

*_做吧。_*

[@WritingNomad-PL]

dew it

[@plasticbag7351]

“Hard to type with feet” * Loud key noises * *”Learn”*

[@danishamirul1543]

*_ejukashon_*

[@Bruh4.]

I’m the 1k to like

[@sajor6698]

@@Bruh4. congrats, you got nothing at all!

[@Bruh4.]

Sajor yay!!

[@movieshake4945]

I heard this at the exact same time I read it

[@randombutter9703]

I remember when somebody found the goose at my middle school and showed people how to add it in they’re files, then everyone had geese on they’re school computer screens, eventually the teachers found out about the goose and couldn’t block it from the computers for a reason they never explained. I swear every class somebody would turn up they’re volume to max and interrupt class with a goose honk. Looking back I feel bad for our teachers.

[@peridot5XG-v1q]

LMAO I NEED TO FIND THE GOOSE NOW

[@jackieboyok]

My favorite part is that his girlfriend is equally as hurt by the puns as we are

[@YoLo-jy9yk]

Everyone gangsta till the goose opens search history

[@heatherspaeder1628]

😲

[@mememaster6928]

👀

[@BittyDaProto]

1:10 "Peace was never an option." ~ Goose

[@spicytuna2474]

Uh oh 😬

[@maxdragon5043]

"Why the f##k do you have a folder name 'goose nude'?" I guess it did off cam

[@mrkage7626]

“Why TF do you have a file called goose nudes?” Killed me XD

[@kevintranWooHoo]

Lol

[@xalivent5460]

@@ApsylotL kinky

[@xalivent5460]

I'M SO SORRY I SWEAR IT'S NOT A

[@zaizai9888]

The goose killed them before they could finish their sentence

[@lilgooseyvert]

No one can resist me

[@Cactacae]

This is the most accurate simulation of a goose ever

[@PikaPotterhead07]

As a person who's owned geese I can confirm

[@TangyFugitive]

Everybody gangster until you turn off the computer and the duck is still there

[@DeepFreeze172]

"DUCK"?! This is an outrage!

[@joncarlson754]

Goose, g-o-o-s-e, _GOOSE!_

[@UItEnthusiast]

So that's why my keyboard is full of crap.

[@spaghettisouls2025]

Everybody gangster till the goose jumps out the monitor

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

Everybody gangster until the goose pulls out the M249 SAW.

[@crychan]

Charlie was so proud when Grace said “let’s create a racket”

[@chillrendbeats]

This is a water fowel

[@enderchicken228]

crychan there were so many puns in this video

[@unsubscribenow9052]

thats not a racket i t s a r o c k e t

[@thiagogodoy9646]

​@@unsubscribenow9052 nice refrence

[@quantumationsgaming3387]

The girlfriend learns the art of the pun, it is only a matter of time before she joins the vent goblin

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

(The *Girlfriend's* name is Grace btw-)

[@saulesalejos4483]

@@thebutterscotchkid2481* Lets Game It Out Flashbacks intensifies*

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

@@saulesalejos4483 I don't understand-

[@user-rq8kl2ux6x]

@@thebutterscotchkid2481 watch lets game it out and you will understand

[@theasexualidiot4803]

The AirDuct Gremlin

[@TheChristian_Poet9203]

Every time grace plays as the goose, she always sings a song about being a goose.

[@awesomefox555]

It’s honestly pretty adorable

[@Sweegan7]

“We need to cut our ankles off !” Marry this woman, marry her now.

[@salmontube1691]

stalin bro, wtf...

[@thefreeimperialstateofulm7598]

You just need new Zealand's totally really good tanks

[@Sweegan7]

@@thefreeimperialstateofulm7598 lol

[@TMS-Oddbot]

I thought she said "her" not "our"

[@Sweegan7]

@@TMS-Oddbot oh no, weddings off execute her !

[@gamingtime2104]

Imagine if this actually had a malicious side and the goose was just bait to get tons of people to download it

[@aydenklein3052]

here at 69 likes

[@Taco_Cat_Nfs]

There is a actual virus version

[@eemeli7093]

@@Taco_Cat_Nfs where?

[@Fasya77YT]

i almost fell for it until i realized this is stupid. what almost convinced was that a LOT of my friends had it and it looked cool

[@brian.phillips1985]

@@Fasya77YT You do realize it isn't actually a virus right?

[@velri2555]

It's sad how so many people don't acknowledge the hard work Charlie's editor puts in for these videos. thank you chad

[@magnumpie4180]

Yes, thanks Chad for his hard work

[@pingpong607]

Love paying attention to the different background music he uses in the opening and throughout

[@velri2555]

@@pingpong607 chad goes beast mode when he edits in those epic beats

[@DargonTheLegend]

Think about small channels who do there own editing.... Literally 13 hours of work

[@jjnn2]

The Chad Chad vs the Virgin Charlie

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

8:36 GEESE MAFIA. YOU MESS WITH THE HONK,YOU GET THE BONK.

[@acardboardbox3861]

Charlie : "It opened bing" Grace: "Ewwwww"

[@ilEagle3696]

true tho

[@aresmars7870]

@sans the skeleton why

[@teslacoil5378]

@sans the skeleton why

[@xoFyxoL]

@sans the skeleton why

[@LL3g0]

@sans the skeleton why

[@dripgoku3600]

Cursor: **exists** goose: You are going to brazil

[@A1vx]

obama

[@meIIohi]

the fitnessgram pacer test is--

[@zaza_thehashasha]

a multistage aerobic capacity test that-

[@darkheartillumina767]

is a multi state aerobic-

[@amyerwin2276]

@@darkheartillumina767 P A C E R T E S T-

[@tarrenr8159]

Charlie and Grace: do do do do do doooo Grace out of absolutely nowhere: *let's cut her ankles off!*

[@susannahmitchell5558]

13:13

[@THATBLUEBLAZER]

the way Grace says ‘the emperor’s new groove’ is so funny to my and i DONT KNOW WHY

[@nemophotography227]

Why is Charlie and Grace the most adorable couple ever.

[@hades8400]

Because they're the same person. Duh.

[@Fruity_Spooker]

Thats a good question

[@bubblesbelmont5726]

Nobody knows

[@nemophotography227]

Kristina Andognozzi who?

[@0ffline_155]

Jake Nemeth they aren’t a couple they are related

[@Dan-vb7lz]

"Duck, duck" *gasp* "The prophecy"

[@annabelleharvey6730]

"im gonna give him a flower as a peace offering" goose: *roses are red, walls are plaster* *children run fast, BUT GOOSY IS FASTEr*

[@jimstoesz3878]

All I want from life is to be as in-tune with my partner as Charlie and Grace are...

[@emilymccown7678]

10:44 when charlie made this joke my entire computer just shut off entirely

[@potatofarmer9488]

the goose went and shut down you computer

[@ahuasltlianm]

OH YEAH ITS ALL COMIN TOGETHER

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

Words of power

[@priinglescafe]

goosego's poison

[@AltF-io3dy]

What gang wars are going on? Why are the geese after a pigeon?

[@devbyglamour4265]

10:28 "He's gone RGB!" i'm so glad desktop goose built up the courage to come out of the closet

[@GamingOS]

This was the comment the internet was made for.

[@yournamehere496]

What is the song?

[@sleepy_b0i]

This Goose got that ROY G BIV shit lmao

[@revilno]

@@yournamehere496 dreamscape 009

[@Brayluvmari]

Imagine you call tech support and you say “hey I got this virus can you help me” and the guy says “sure describe the virus please” and you say *its a goose*

[@SolangeAbri]

there's a dude that called the indian fake tech support with the whole goose virus

[@MyoFPS]

LMAO

[@CodingCorvus]

@@SolangeAbri good idea see what bullshit they come up with to make you pay

[@Golden_Spud]

H O N K

[@themashess]

these two are the chaos incarnate, chad didnt stand a chance

[@kelvinclement6267]

" We need to get someone to clean it up " " Why the he** do you have a file called goose nudes ! "

[@TheFuckinJoker]

His goals are beyond you're understanding

[@woop9918]

@nick gurr lmfao your name tho

[@jimcracketowens5319]

nick gurr ah yes, the embodiment of demonetization is here

[@FCMLPRO]

@@woop9918 lol

[@Wafflyy]

He just has em man

[@snalastor122]

The Gooseworx cover of "The World Revolving" really adds to the experience.

[@Mr.presidentObama]

Somehow I didn't even notice until you pointed it out

[@stacyfreeman8940]

Because their causing CHOAS.

[@aleynasbathtub5334]

And they can do anything With ur mouse

[@lordzacarius642]

I was about to comments that, but of course its the first damn comment

[@TheYes_]

a

[@huranbae9972]

"Kronk from the emperors new groove" *a second of silence* "goozko"

[@lenuxgaymer608]

Gronk was not in emperors new groove I’m pretty sure your thinking of jojo from jojo

[@huranbae9972]

@@lenuxgaymer608 oh shit it says gronk not kronk

[@huranbae9972]

@ultra instinct goku I'll do it

[@buglab2285]

@utra instinct Goku stands are better than qurks and luck

[@chimarajigsawlord]

Gyzma

[@nobodybotyou]

0:57 best insult ever in both web browsers

[@IanSpace71]

My friend put this on the school laptops and its been wreaking havoc for weeks as all of our stuff is connected. Hate to be that guy but I am tryna hit 1ksubs and since this has gotten mega attempts, TIME TO SHILL!

[@eggrollvlogs6925]

Lmao

[@pleasestopsayingimgay6129]

Nice

[@kaida6154]

SAME WITH MY SCHOOL COMPUTERS IN MY DIGITAL TECH CLASS

[@Saltymistro]

Not all heroes wear capes my friends

[@billymitchell3569]

Noice

[@joncarlson754]

Slimecicle: let's give him a flower as a _peace_ offering. Me, an intellectual: _peace was never an option._

[@NotGlerky]

“Gooseco” oh yeah, it’s all coming together

[@mineboom7377]

"the goose closed the recording software" amazing

[@benchesworth7750]

"You haven't. They're geese." 5:56 That broke me.

[@SupremeUltimate]

gh

[@elliottsvibin]

Im so glad that Grace was here for this, its important

[@nijimuraokuyasuau7692]

3:50 “Its too long!” “Theres no such thing as too long ;) “

[@yeahIknowshewasSOsurprised-]

That ain’t a virus, THATS A BLESSING✨✨

[@yin_va.a]

Girlfriend: "Kronk.. From Emperors New Groove." Slimecicle: **silence** "Gooscko..."

[@thelegend8153]

Pretty good joke

[@scrumpors8706]

Next time on slimecicle: Me and Grace bought a real goose

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Goose: "Don't talk to me or to my son ever again"

[@korialogo]

Or my other son or my other son or my other son or my loooooooooooooooooooooooong son.

[@miguelbingular5328]

Dude I’ve seen you on like fifty thousand other vids are you like owo and Justin Y

[@reetracted]

@@miguelbingular5328 Have you seen A guy who has a moustache and a guy who doesnt have a moustache? The only person i dont see much is owo

[@remediosfajardo-lh5yl]

"turns duck into goose" Goose 3:05 : "I'M COMING FOR DAT A-" 3:05

[@olly3026]

3:05 “I’m gonna give it legs”. “ NO-“

[@Not_Aaron_]

Oh yeah this thing that I installed in all of the school computers and let them run

[@magnumpie4180]

I want to do the same now

[@carlwebber4094]

I tip my hat to you one idiot to a legend

[@dandiaz1272]

Same

[@ejzeida3478]

@@carlwebber4094 *one legend to another *You are a legend*

[@spoderbas5550]

EJ Zeida wooosh.....

[@l1amma891]

Everyones talking about the "goose nudes" file, but nobodies talking about the "honk oh yeah" file

[@maddiesquareddefunct]

Or I am death.txt file

[@sourceefive]

who wouldve known a virus would actually be fun 1:01 nevermind…

[@philip3076]

I swear, Charlie's girlfriend is just a carbon copy of him.

[@D-Ace-jg5lc]

Goodness Gracious

[@shakesmystump]

@@D-Ace-jg5lc i see what you did there.

[@connor3008]

They’re siblings that’s why

[@jio5448]

Tree yes

[@connor3008]

Tree yes

[@colin3528]

Imagine you are just watching TV and a goose tells you that in the next day ALL CRIME IS LEGAL

[@pastel_rainbowslolz]

I would steal 100000000 goose the next day and go to jail 😥

[@GG_galaxyguts]

"I can't stop smoking.... _QUACK_" I lost it-

[@cathrineandrews6840]

11:11 "I can't stop smoking quack" 😂

[@stinky_justin2646]

The fact the grace genuinely laughed at this joke shows they are perfect for each other 2:48

[@keik0223]

6:25 Charlie: you wouldn’t understand

[@mochaXX16]

🤣

[@trinityharris1771]

Ya know, Grace does good sloth impressions when she's stressed. 8:15

[@Minclipse7539]

I was laughing so hard when Desktop Goose took the Mouse 🤣 [I SHOULD GET ONE OF THESE].....

[@aliosman7451]

Slimecicle’s cursor: The Desktop Goose: “King Dragon sends his regards”

[@bitterknife3765]

mhm *skips dialogue*

[@orionthehunter3464]

Dammit Lysanderoth, not again!

[@ramune1319]

YESSS

[@PearlBagelUwU]

I think that enemy got....the point

[@SilverFish11311]

I collected all 900 pine cones

[@boysdartsofficial]

6:16 so that’s how the purge started

[@eemeli7093]

Ahh i see now, thank you

[@ryecrumb]

an ad came on for gucci when i clicked the timestamp lmao

[@judah7874]

I would like to point this out since I’m not first but for a lot of the vid he uses und3rtal3 music

[@annoorgohanrachel5812]

I just got an ad for a movie called "The Little Things"

[@stoneplayzminecraft]

Ah yes, How I remember it.... A goose is responsible... for the movie Purge.

[@heimlichniccalsclownenthus1869]

12:55 how come the voice syncing is genuinely so smooth,, wtf,,,,

[@meepysheeps]

Whys the goose so cute yet so dangerous loll

[@Psychy_]

Charlie: "I guess it finally clicked!" Grace: "sHut dA fUq uP" Y'all are perfect for each other ✨👏

[@thiagogodoy9646]

Nice.

[@samdoezzzstuff]

The World Revolving playing in the background makes it better *CHAOS CHAOS*

[@Emperor_Emyr]

but also wtf was he playing death by glamour?

[@zynischekartoffel3779]

Cyrus Doom yeah, Gooseworx remix

[@anuka9281]

Duck virus: being adored What it's actually doing: finding their password information tab

[@Ranboostoes]

**Chaos happening in the game** Slimecicle: **Notices the two ducks in the corner looking like shat af** 9:57

[@R204]

12:37 Chad has evolved into a living Beyblade.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

He's an agent of chaos, at least it wasn't a Canada goose

[@chinlessjimmy]

You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate

[@Grace-53]

Ok but those things are pure evil the moment you get within 2 metres of them

[@socialyawkwardandrew7673]

@@Grace-53 that's just wrong

[@bonelessbananna5410]

A year ago I was chased by about 30 Canadian geese into a lake

[@jordancup5802]

@@bonelessbananna5410 That's normal

[@puiu102006]

Everybody gangsta till the goose start putting stuff in the recycle bin

[@invert3771]

Everybodu gangsta till the goose starts saving your browser history

[@tastierriverytbehindthesce5768]

Bring me My shovel oh god, NO!

[@zakpizza999]

@@invert3771 Everybody gangsta till the goose rick rolls you

[@hmcm596]

3:27 So funny that I could go to the moon. 6:12 Aint it horrible? 8:37 Attack at the keys.

[@dirtboy5574]

Just a note to the people accusing Charlie of stealing ideas from Jacksepticeye, he didn't. If you take a glance in the clock in the bottom corner somewhere in the first few minutes of the video, you can see that he started actually recording this on February 13th. Which means he probably had the idea at least a day before aswell. Jacksepticeye uploaded his Untitled/Desktop Goose video on February 14th. (Don't accuse time-zones. Despite the fact that JSE is in a UK timezone, based on what I've seen on some Twitch streams of his Charlie and I share the same timezone and KZbin displays JSE's video posted in the afternoon on Feb. 14th based on the timezone I am in) People can come up with similar ideas on their own. Charlie made the video, he had fun with it, and despite the fact that someone had done the same thing recently he still uploaded it because who's gonna stop him. Just because a few people do similar things doesn't immediately mean the other is a theif and a copycat. Calm down, feral 7 year olds.

[@avurra]

nigga calm down

[@johnbaynard5466]

@@avurra no, no, he's got a point.

[@retrokingranch]

@@avurra Calm down? He's not even angry. He's just telling OTHER people to calm down.

[@jdsucks429]

@@retrokingranch fr

[@hadleysears1015]

"Calm down, feral 7 year olds," actually had my choking to death with laughter.

[@sanchitory]

"it's too long!" "There's no such thing" If only he had said that's what she said

[@zack99293]

4:58 I like how the gardener just watched them look at a flower in defeat

[@TennisBallSimp2763]

His girlfriend: Why the fuck do you have a file called goose nudes Me: 😂😂😂😂

[@birdie6359]

The fact that Grace was in this made it all the more wholesome

[@ZArocket]

6:22 I can’t stop watching

[@prycebell5420]

ZachJohn26 / Rocketship Entertainment fuckin gooose noodes

[@Zyphernetic]

I freakin died

[@kirbyfan3000_offical]

Why does he have 2

[@zachc3614]

Slime and his gf are literally the same person and I love it

[@yoshmorita6860]

Zach D

[@Hamsteroverlord]

You know this was the first one of slimes videos I ever saw but 3 years later and I still love the channel :)

[@Seeker227]

"The goose closed the recording software" But it does not have the ability to click Edit: Okay well I goofed myself. The dev now allows you to mod the goose, so he may have added the ability to let it click, which is probably a bad idea lol

[@punishedcrow]

Seeker227 it’s always a bad idea to let anyone mod a virus

[@inmariokartimalwaysdaisy]

Excuse me but you *goosed* yourself

[@Seeker227]

@@inmariokartimalwaysdaisy I am ashamed that I didn't think of this pun

[@atsuko3138]

The title should be "Untitled goose virus"

[@vaporskies63]

"Oh I dont want the whole ones though I want baby" Me: Baby carrots..? _snatches actual baby_ Me: *OH*

[@taploko]

7:45 : press F to pay respects to baby

[@Euthymia0921]

The fact she reacts means he does in fact come up with these on the spot

[@Hippienolic2]

Charlie: omg he opened Bing Grace: ewwwwe

[@HiddenKaiser_]

Thats how you know shes the one

[@haywire3768]

“Oh my god he opened Bing” “Eeeeeeewwwwwwww”

[@alexchandler4213]

I once did my homework with goose. He closed out of my essay. It was unsaved. *CATHARTIC GOOSE-STRUCTION*

[@Dill72Yee]

I want to imagine Slimecicle typed that learn with HIS feet.

[@wooperthebestt]

“Why can’t you just get along?” Goose: I am long

[@richarddakazo2878]

4:36 and then Grace finally snapped

[@Space-Ranger]

“Talk to me, Goose.” *- Pete Maverick Mitchell*

[@z-chan946]

Me: *Hears Day Of Fate Cover By TFS* Also me: _This is gonna be good.._

[@azurestar-ch1]

Goose: -Cuts intro- Me: *I'M GONNA KILL THAT GOOSE!*

[@muffinbandit4594]

gohan was the goose and charlie is cell

[@Quilldax]

Goose is the reason DBZA is dead

[@oreo-postraphe]

YESSS

[@bee.cat.]

I remember when I was 5 and I installed something like this on a tablet- I think it was called hello pet and it was basically a pet that walked all over your screen and acted sassy and like you were their maid. *Ah, the childhood memories*

[@Shamisdrawingwonderland]

oh same

[@thenexttangle8568]

I actually have one right now :>

[@umwantsomechokymilk8350]

Charlie's girlfriend: *finally runs* Charlie: i guess it finally clicked! Charlie's girlfriend: SHUT THE FAWK UP

[@jeff-mp9by]

@Ivan Johnson r/wooosh

[@star_gazing.]

a year ago i watched this video but never knew i would watch this youtuber again

[@DevilEmoni]

3:29 AHHHHHHHHGGGG I call this "The Heligoose" It goes mach 20 while terrorizing people at high levels

[@cristensullivan7301]

Underrated

[@jenniferglenis9250]

@@cristensullivan7301 I like it

[@minted6473]

6:23 I’m laughing so hard

[@MavRambles]

Grace's "let's make a racket joke" has got to be my favorite pun in this whole video

[@Blaze00XD]

5:35 unnecessary but very funny pun

[@Blaze00XD]

6:16 oh god the purge is happening

[@Blaze00XD]

7:07 now that wasn’t funny

[@Blaze00XD]

7:53 “your garage has a leak in it”

[@Blaze00XD]

9:16

[@Blaze00XD]

9:20